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Year of the Tiger is nigh!

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>> No.37955756
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>>37955729
No! Year of the bug! Only bugs!

>> No.37955779
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jabberwock is kind of a dork, isn't she?

>> No.37955798

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the cravin' to love
Standin' up to defend our husbands' honor...

>> No.37955835
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What did you do, anon?

>> No.37955889

I want a beaver girl. Even ignoring the pussy puns, the just seem to have shit sorted
>Spend all day chilling and fishing in a pristine crystal clear lake, in a secluded valley protected either side by mountains
>Take a dip with her when you get hot and sweaty felling trees and shaping them
>It wasn't a lake until you built the dam the two of you sunbathe off
>Comfy lakeside lodge with a water entrance
>She's a fucking mean seafood cook
>Also a pro at irrigation, your crops practically grow themselves
>Want for nothing, just spend every waking moment trying to impregnate your buff beaver waifu

>> No.37955891

>>37955729
Reminder from last thread.
If you dont live in a cottage or a house, remember to tell your potential waifu that its called an 'apartment' or 'flat', not a [redacted]-inium.

>> No.37955905

>>37955835
>yeah I'm guilty.... of loving you!

>> No.37955926

>>37955835
I told a houri that I don't deserve love.

>> No.37955940

>>37955835
I'm guilty of not giving a fuck.

>> No.37955941

>>37955926
What's Eros' opinion on those who don't believe in love/have given up on finding love?

>> No.37955953

>>37955835
might have maybe somehow fucked a whole block in hagsville while high off mofu

>> No.37955959

>>37955835
Manipulated glacie mana to try and remove the horny and become impervious to monster seduction
I am aware this is a crime punishable by 24 hours of non-stop rape

>> No.37955960
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who needs fancy powers or mofu when all you need is a succ?

>> No.37955998

>>37955960
i want to tickle her

>> No.37956002
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>>37955729

>> No.37956011

>>37955960
Me.
If they're not a beastgirl of some sort it's just not gonna happen.

>> No.37956027

>>37955941
They're someone in need of help.

>> No.37956030

>>37955960
Requesting that someone replace the lyrics with a Justin Bieber song

>> No.37956032

>>37955889
Pro: steamy suana sex all winter
Con: smells like wet fur

>> No.37956054

>>37955960
Based succ lover

>> No.37956074

>>37956032
I'm sure you could rub some bush soap together to clean her fur

>> No.37956100

>>37955960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvdYll1euGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJQ6yveYH0

I'm going to play these on a late night MGC radio station and neither Heaven nor Hell is going to stop me and my bitching 1980's sideburns.

>> No.37956105

>>37956100
Gramps...
Nobody listens to radio anymore.

>> No.37956116

>>37956105
Bitch I'm thirty-motherfucking-three. Plenty of people still listen to radio. I can't be that out of touch, can I?

>> No.37956117

>>37956032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnHBSEmEX9c
Gonna let her catch me watching dambreaking videos while she REEES about feds and park rangers. Gonna be some good hatefucks

>> No.37956123

>>37956032
You forgot maple-syrup pankakes while watching ice-hockey games, eh?

>> No.37956133
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95134050
she big

>> No.37956138

>>37956116
I'm 30 and everyone I know who isn't me uses Spotify.

>> No.37956147

>>37956138
It's the kids who're wrong. Radio still slaps.

>> No.37956178
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>tfw no snotty prideful young dragonwife to wear down her walls with constant love and affection

>> No.37956181

>>37956100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVvjdLon940

>> No.37956185

>>37956147
This anon is correct, stations that take requests are based. Plus radio is useful for other things like traffic updates.

>> No.37956193

>>37956116
in my car, maybe.

>> No.37956224

>>37956100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvvdo8rnaxk
I'm going to play this in a MG club to the the patrons' reaction to it.

>> No.37956228
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I love liches!

>> No.37956243

any good mg stuff coming out of comiket?

>> No.37956251
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>>37956133

>> No.37956259

>>37956178
I must not simp for the dragon.
Simping is the mind-killer.
Simping is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my simping.
I will allow my simping to pass over and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye and see its path.
Where the simping has gone there will be nothing, and only Tiamat will remain.

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>>37956228
I love loli liches!

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>>37955729
This is outrageous! How can an angel look at such lewd things?

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>>37955729

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>> No.37956459

>>37956286
You know what they say about bible thumpers....

>> No.37956524

>>37956116
wow, how was the moon landing?

>> No.37956597
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>>37956459
the only sin is contraception

>> No.37956598
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>>37956261
But what about big liches?

>> No.37956600

>>37956116
wow, how was the great war?

>> No.37956607
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>>37956598
Magic not as concentrated.

>> No.37956616
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remember, the best way to defeat an enemy mage is to deplete their mana tanks orally, as a bonus, your own mana pool will go

>> No.37956635

>>37956598
>lich goes out to the bar with her friends
>all the guys hit on her svelte vampire friend
>over hears some of the guys snickering about "the pudgy lich"
>youdoneitnowharrypotter.phylactery
>researches the shit out of fitness
>conducts her own experiments
>putting amazons to shame in under two months
>undead so no need for sleep (kills yr gainz, sis)
>goes back to the bar
>finds the guy who dissed her
>puts him in a headlock and won't let him out until he says how cute she is
>drops her spaghetti and leaves because she has no idea how to follow through

>> No.37956652

>>37956635
>tfw I would snap my head towards the pudgy lich and would probably try to talk to her

>> No.37956669

>>37956459
Bible humpers is more like it.

>> No.37956676

>>37956597
very true, only satan himself would wear protection and never have a son

>> No.37956682

>>37956459
im sure the holy see would be ok with mgs so long as they are getting with guys within the sanctity of marriage,
though the fundamentalist types in the deep south arnt known to react to change very well.

>> No.37956687

>>37956116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBLYL5FRJhI

>> No.37956764

>>37956616
See, that's a lie.
You gotta molest those mana-tanks, with their supply disrupted, they can't cast spells.

>> No.37956773

>>37955729
Can somebody link the last thread pls?
Also I think skeletons are icky, and have a big jaw!
Agree?

>> No.37956774
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fat stacks of cash

>> No.37956779
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>>37955729
Succuhorse.

>> No.37956792
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>tfw ywn have bogie and bogey oneesans

>> No.37956829

>>37956792
bogey and bogie buddy cops

>> No.37956844
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Imps are severely underrated.
>Cute and funny
>Sexually mischievous
>Looks up to you
>Thinks you're the bestest big bro ever!
>Thinks you're super duper coolsie woolsies!
>Wants to spend all day everyday having fun with you, her spectacularly awesome big bro

>> No.37956861

when succs became overly competitive with each other.

>> No.37956906

>>37956844
i'm only going for lolibaba imps if all the youngins speak like that.

>> No.37956939

>>37956844
They really are.

>> No.37956944

>>37956774
>knock at your door
>strange mino asks for you to sign for a package
>pushes past you and deposits a huge crate in your living room
>open it up
>full of gold coins
>think you've struck it rich
>notice the smug woman staring at you from the coin
>"Redeem one creeping coin wife. No cash Value"
>spend them all at the arcade to get the high score on your favorite pinball machine

>> No.37956950

>>37956687
Joke's on you I love Hall and Oates. They even inspired the one story I wrote that I was proud of.

>> No.37956958

>>37956861
>anime tier magic fight happening in the streets as two succs duke it out over who the cute boy was holding the door for
>he thought they were with each other

>> No.37956971

is there a righteous, divine punishment by rape monster?

>> No.37956975

>>37955960
Wait till she sees our movies. How to turn your succ into an extremist in one easy step.

>> No.37956984

>>37956950
i may or may not be humming maneater every time i see a manticore

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>>37955729

>> No.37957000

manticore tongue-cleaning your cock after she finishes raping you in her wasteland cave

>> No.37957009

>>37956984
Even for as shit and hamfisted as it was in retrospect it was the one I was most proud of. Doesn't help the song Layla also inspired it.

>> No.37957023
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Why are foxes like this?

>> No.37957038

>>37957000
too weak to even struggle as the sandpaper tongue caresses you

>> No.37957050

>>37956971
>rape monster?
rape monster gets a timeout.

>> No.37957057

>>37957050
poor phrasing on my part
Is there a monster girl who's schtick is 'Divine punishment by rape'?

>> No.37957060

>>37957057
bogie does that dont she?

>> No.37957095

>>37957060
i don't know if there's much divinity to her.
though indeed if there is a dark divinity, a mad god to which the clownpriests pay homage to, i dread to think what that may portend.

>> No.37957110

>>37957009
>Self deprecating writer shit

>> No.37957121
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Which MGs would like it the most if her husband did this?

>> No.37957158

>>37957121
you already posted this tho

>> No.37957178

>>37957121
none
its cringe

>> No.37957234

>>37957023
thinkn with vagene

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>>37956243

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>> No.37957357

>>37955835
I pulled out.

>> No.37957383
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I want to challenge Selene's castle!

>> No.37957403

>>37957383
what kind of non-combat stuff can guys do there?

>> No.37957415

>>37957383
She is not Dr.wily or dracula
How will she make her castle cool enough to challenge?

>> No.37957423

>>37957415
maybey hire wiley as a consultant

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>> No.37957445

>>37957403
Theres probably an arcade in there
and given that theres fuck rooms in mansion, you could say that the place doubles as a glorified love hotel.

>> No.37957488

>>37957415
>>37957423
>Hire dr wily
>Place is laden with bullshit traps and spikes at every given chance
You do realise using Dr wily as inspiration is an echidna's wet dream right?
>Hire dracula
>have to get to the reverse castle from SOTN to even meet Selene

>> No.37957532

>>37957488
the nice thing about the demonsilver spike pits is you can have slimes slink through them to retrieve the jobbers

>> No.37957547

>>37957488
>SOTN
I may be remembering this wrong, but doesn't that version of the castle actualy have an arena?
IIRC thats the first time where you see the posessed ricther, and he sets the werewolf and something else on you.

>> No.37957557

>>37957532
Considering the "devils" that Wily keeps making that is a full on possibility.

>> No.37957586

I don't care if it's overused
If I hear that a lilim's/echidna/gremilin's dungeon is megaman inspired I dont hear some fance remix of okkuseman, I will fucking riot.

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How many nuts do you think a Rata can fit in her mouth?

>> No.37957588
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So if I ignore her she'll go away right because I was told that was the best way to get them to go away

>> No.37957598

>>37957445
Since when did Selene's mansion have fuck rooms?

>> No.37957609
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>>37957383
the winner of the bullfight gets to rape some guy dressed up as a matador

>> No.37957633

>>37957598
When Selene is explaining the rules of the mansion
>“Rule five is that I have the final say in all disputes that come from these fights and rule six is that only fighting is to happen in my arena. If anyone gets a little `heated` out there, we have rooms for it.” Laughing was heard among the audience.

>> No.37957647

>>37957383
Are the first few rooms full of low-level monsters like slimes and sleepy holstaurs or is it endgame bosses all the way to her bedroom?

>> No.37957684

>>37957598
>>37957633
It would be really weird if a Lilim's house didn't have dedicated fuck rooms.

>> No.37957704

>>37957647
First few rooms is light hearted, gimmiky warrios (The odd slime, turumpart team ect.)
then some bullshit (Kikimora that looks pathetick to she takes off her glasses and bring out a spear, Kunoichi/ochimusha tagteam)
Then a dragon or something
Then Lily (Selene's right hand succubus)
Then Selene herself

>> No.37957715
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What wares do Undead Nukis have for sale?

>> No.37957727

>>37957609
Battle Cattle?

>> No.37957731

>>37956452
I wish to feel.

>>37957023
Because it's always mating season somewhere.

>> No.37957734

>>37957383
>>37957704
i wanna glitch myself to her room and just motionless as I was a doll propped up on a wall

>> No.37957757

>>37957734
>Selene coversing with Lily about the Anon going through her mansion
>Anon phases into the room in a T-pose
>The lilim a succ are stunned out of shear confusion

>> No.37957769

What will happen when Beast finishes his story and Selene actually has a man to fuck?

>> No.37957782

Would you mail yourself to some lonely monster and act as an extremely realistic-looking love doll as a prank? What would you do to mess with them? What would your product name be?

>> No.37957787

>>37957769
Nothing
People will keep mentioning wanting to fuck non-waifu OCs, just like Viccy, Ilothe, June and plenty others

>> No.37957789

Which city do you think has better architecture or is less primitive, Amazon City or Ocelotenochtitlan?

>> No.37957799

>>37957787
does anyone want to fug viccy though?

>> No.37957800
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>>37957715
>"Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures."

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>>37957799
If she wears the whole getup, sure

>> No.37957819

>>37957789
Tough call. While I think Amazons are more sophisticated, I think ocelomehs would build some borderline gravity-defying temples in the name of their god. Amazons have a better average building, but cats have the best of the best in between their huts.

>> No.37957831

>>37957757
>He phases out the room
>he reappears with Selenes panties on her head
>Its the kuma panties

>> No.37957858

>>37957789

Well, Aztecs had badass stone baths and bathed daily if they could. So at least Ocelomeh city should stink less than Amazoness city. On the other hand, Ocelomehs are cats, cats don't like water. So maybe Ocelomeh city don't have those stone baths.

>> No.37957869

>>37957858
big cats have less of a water aversion.

>> No.37957878

>>37957831
and then there was a waky chase scene

>> No.37957892

>>37957858
Behold, the ocelomeh in her natural environment!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cso87inf29Q

>> No.37957894

>>37957858
Small cats avoid water, Ocelomeh are not small cats they can't purr and they hunt in water

>> No.37957907

I'm going to flirt with a Tanuki by telling her that I want to stuff her butt full of quarters.

>> No.37957908

>>37957878
>benny hill theme as Lilim hals ass to beat anon for embarrassing her
>Anon just goes to every room to show off his new hat

>> No.37957912

>>37957800
You can trust a Latenight Nuki.

>> No.37957917

>>37957715
"gently" used items she found around a battlefield that she fixes up

>> No.37957922

>>37957892
>Ha, those dumb jungle cats will hate water, all cats hate water! I'll be safe in this river!

>> No.37957927

>>37957917
>Goes to collect some armor
>Realizes the girl is a zombie now.
>"Damn, a few seconds earlier and I'd have looters rights!"

>> No.37957943

>>37957858
>>37957869
>>37957892

Imagine if an Ocelomeh marry a man that doesn't like to shower.

>> No.37957948

>>37957922
>jumping into water just makes them hornier

>> No.37957949

>>37957818
>Two sets of cuffs
what the fuck

>> No.37957951

>>37957943
She'll just lick him clean then.

>> No.37957953

>>37957927
>Ohoho!~ Legendary armor on this one! Don't mind if I-
>"I will never give up on my quest! I rise again!"
>Tch...

>> No.37957954

>>37957922
i don't know man. even if it did work there's anaconda-bunyips, swarms of loli piranha sahus, milf-leeches, and a candiru winking at you.

>> No.37957966

>>37957953
>"This close to having the breastplate of Swordsaint and the bimbo gets up and walks off!"
>"Seriously, I could smell the coin I was gonna make off that but 'nooooo' she had to turn into an Ochi out of duty or something. "
>"Makes me cross.....Anyways, you said you wanted my strongest potions?"

>> No.37957976

French monsters

>> No.37957982

>>37957954
Don't forget the river dolphins!

>> No.37957983

>>37957951

Would this count as public display of affection or "discipline"?

>> No.37957991

>>37957983
Depends on how barbed her tongue is

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I'm gonna turn hagville and the onee-sabbath into familyville and the brood-sabbath!!!

>> No.37957998

>>37957954
Man this place is dangerous. At least there's a city made entirely of gold somewhere in this jungle.

>> No.37958025

>>37957998
>also contains self-proclaimed fountain of youth dark undine
come on dude, take a sip

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>>37957994
>anon was later found raped and mindbroken by a single fox
the ones with closed or covered eyes are the most dangerous of all

>> No.37958042

>>37958025
Seems legit and totally not a trap set by the jungle Sabbath.

>> No.37958044

>>37958025
>You do stay young
>but it turns you into a shota

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>>37957994
Damn right

>> No.37958094

>>37958072
Gonna find these fat foxes and make them bear me some litters.

>> No.37958095

>>37957178
>Implying monstergirls don't Uohhhh! post at everything a boy does

>> No.37958106

>>37957983
Cats have keratin spines on their tongues, so it could get pretty rough.

>> No.37958107

>>37958095
>willyposting

>> No.37958154
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37958154

>come back from grocery store
>worm wife gives me a look like this

>> No.37958199

>>37958107
That is not something I needed to consider existed.
>wild and silly

>> No.37958217

>>37956243
What comiket? I thought it got canceled again due to corona?

>> No.37958229

>>37957353
Artist? I like brown cat cunny

>> No.37958342
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>> No.37958360

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a shortstack grizzly.
Just beware because she won't let you go all that easily if you do get close to her.

>> No.37958387

>>37958360
But bears are nice and warm. Some of the warmest monsters, actually.

>> No.37958395

>>37957609
>half-garter
you can do that?

>> No.37958409

>>37958387
Thats true.
But when you have to make breakfast and she won't let go you're in trouble.

>> No.37958461

>>37958409
It's a nice kind of trouble though. The comfy kind.

>> No.37958479
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37958479

>>37958360
>shortstack grizzly
Yes.

>> No.37958515

Can men become addicted to demonic energy? Or reliant on it in some way? I know an incubus can sustain themselves on it, but they can also just eat food and be completely fine. Is there a way a man can absolutely 100% need it to prolong their existence?

>> No.37958524

>>37958515
I can quit any time I want

>> No.37958531

>>37958524
Recognising you have a problem is the first step towards getting better.

>> No.37958533
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37958533

>the gym here in mgc is amazing!
>I asked for a spotter and got 3 people helping me out, I'm gonna make some massive gains!

>> No.37958555

>>37958533
Those abs are for ruining with repeated pregnancies.

>> No.37958576

>>37958515
>monsters slinging manano mana tablets to young highschoolers to get them addicted so they end up marrying their dealer

>> No.37958616

>>37958531
It's only a problem if I run out

>> No.37958629

>>37958524
spoken like a true addict, bet you ate out your dealer for another hit, haven't you?

>> No.37958704

>>37958515
>Is there a way a man can absolutely 100% need it to prolong their existence?
Yeah, exceeding your natural lifespan. At that point the two of you are sustained on coomfumes.

>> No.37958761
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37958761

>>37958555
Trips of truth. Remember to knock up your wives. Even if they claim they don't want it, they do.

>> No.37958763

>>37958629
Giving out favors for a free hit every so often does not make me an addict. I just like to save money.

>> No.37958774

>>37958704
you could get by on mermaid blood if you trust your vendor not to spike it with ushi blood

>> No.37958856

>>37958342
>Please don't call it that.

>> No.37958938

>>37958774
Yeah but why? Just don't empty your tanks more than you fill your wife's and you'll probably be charged to go a few decades apart if you absolutely have to.

>> No.37958943

>>37958533
Left and middle are 174 and 159 cm, not sure if the third one is just as much of a womanlet though.

>> No.37958975

>>37958938
no practical reasons but it is another way to extend that lifespan

>> No.37959007

Beaver girls would be top tier. Imagine her tail spanking your chest, when hitting it from the back. Also they'd know how to chew on a hard pole.

>> No.37959008
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>> No.37959139

>>37956133
This is what a peak vampire looks like.

>> No.37959241

>>37958943
I really don't like how japanese artists draw tall girls and then make them sub 5'10.
It always ruins it for me when I find out I actually dwarf these women when I'm trying to dream about having a tall wife.

>> No.37959269

>>37959241
You should be disappointed that you were made too tall to live out your dreams.

>> No.37959272

>>37957949
It's just cosplay. You didn't actually think a dork would have a real job/profession.

>> No.37959293
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37959293

>show interest in your momster's ass
>she lets you enjoy it to your heart's content
>even lets you play with her tits
Momsters are the best.

>> No.37959323

>>37959269
It should at least be possible in fantasy.
Besides, I don't want a wife that's tall relative to a manlet, I want a tall wife.

>> No.37959434

>>37956597
"Be not afraid, Anon! I've come from heaven to help protect you chastity! With me here, you won't be masturbating or having sex!"
>three hours of bestial rutting later
>"P-please, Anon! No more! I'm so full! I can't take anymore!"

>> No.37959444

>>37959434
>Only three hours
WEAK.

>> No.37959457

>>37959444
Who said anything about stopping?

>> No.37959470

>>37959457
No one, including me. But if that's when she decides she wants off Anon's Wild Ride she's got some training to do.

>> No.37959500

>>37958072
Anon, how is she going to help Yukari if she's constantly pregnant with sextuplets?

>> No.37959503

>>37959470
Well, you can't expect much from a shortstack angel the first time she gets impaled on a human's fat sin stick.

>> No.37959560
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37959560

>>37959500
Yukkari will be pregnant too. Chen can run errands.

>> No.37959675

>>37955798
>training montage with husband
>"you have to drink all the eggs Anon"
>after that a Rocky marathon

>> No.37959912
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37959912

Rub dog tummies!

>> No.37959974

>>37958154
You forgot the cherry tomatoes for the salad, and while not necessary she really likes them so she uses her greenworm charm to make you go back and get them

>> No.37960126
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37960126

>>37959560
You're clever as a fox.

>> No.37960177
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37960177

Monster girls go through puberty very young but do they also mature mentally at a faster than human rate? It would be cute but awkward if a young demon tried to write up a contract with crayons and a 2nd grader's vocabulary.

>> No.37960202
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37960202

>>37960177
Would it be cute if her first word was "cummies!" right before sticking her face in your crotch?

>> No.37960274

>>37960202
No

>> No.37960403

Dear orderfag here is a quick and easy way to win. Just wait for monster girls to close up on you and kill your self on front of them after saying that it's their fault. Required no training, will bring peace in no time and very effective on moral

>> No.37960430

>>37960403
>t.wisp

>> No.37960459

>>37960126
Shame that in reality Yukari would propably drop you over at some pit to be eaten by youkai. I feel touhou would be a nice place to be if they didn't sustain on humans.

>> No.37960488

>>37960403
ghostly hands typed this post.

>> No.37960491

>>37960459
They sustain on human fear more than actual humans.

>> No.37960524

>>37960491
Isn't it canon that Yukari kidnapped some humans from our world to be eaten, and then when acused, destroyed the evidence (bones) and denied it?

>> No.37960527

>>37960202
Not even remotely

>> No.37960560

>>37960527
I'm sure it'd be at least a little cute.

>> No.37960581

>>37960560
Perhaps for a pedo

>> No.37960779

>>37960524
2hu canon is play doh.

>> No.37960859

>>37960779
Yeah we can all thirst over Momji's dogtits, but it's important to remember that Gensokyo is on par with Dark Souls or Warhammer in terms of "universes you don't want to be in".

>> No.37961001

>>37960859
Cool /tg/.

>> No.37961348
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37961348

I really hope grizzly girl will get redesigned to this.

>> No.37961426
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37961426

Casual sex with no strings attached

>> No.37961472

>>37958763
goddamn whore, but who isn't one in this place?

>> No.37961543
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>> No.37961583

A good husband keeps his dick inside Miss Rata's ass all night long

>> No.37961589

>>37956459
To be honest, they seem like the type that fill up 4mons with the most *perverted* things

>> No.37961804

>>37961589
I just had the image of a very religious part of wonderland in my head where all the prudes, nofun allowed, and sticks in the mud go to "loosen" up a bit

>> No.37961836

A good Rata stuffs her cheeks with her husband's nuts all night long

>> No.37962011

>>37961583
>>37961836
Time for a doppelganger potion!

>> No.37962034
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37962034

That nukige about DL with huge horns got translated
https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/1823320/

>> No.37962090

>>37962034
Whoa, what.

>> No.37962107
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37962107

>>37962034
I love horns, especially demon ones.

>> No.37962191

>>37962107
a good set of horns is just important as a good pair of tits

>> No.37962206

>>37955756
Fuck you Klaus I will not eat the bugs.

>> No.37962235
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37962235

>>37962206
you'll fuck the bugs and you'll be happy

>> No.37962381

>>37961543
Seperoth there knows what's up

>> No.37962387

>>37957912
can you?

>> No.37962442
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37962442

>>37962387
u tell me

>> No.37962505
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37962505

Interesting looks like picrelated hentai is not from a professional hentai studio, but patreon amateurs with jun's approval. The animation is quite decent, at least it's much better than shitty queen bee slideshow

>> No.37962521
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37962521

>>37962505
gotta give it a watch, big milky tits and big girls are my favorite

>> No.37962668

Hello, is there anybody out there?

>> No.37962797
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37962797

>>37962668
no

>> No.37962863

>>37962797
so the fucking void responded to me then?

>> No.37962886
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>>37962863
Perhaps...

>> No.37962986
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>>37962886
wrong pic, wheres the shog? I NEDD MY SHOGGYY!

>> No.37963121
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37963121

>>37962797
i will fuck all the youkai In Gensokyo and there is nothing reimoo can do about it

>> No.37963147
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>>37963121
posted the thumbnail by accidnet

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>>37962986
>HELP ME MEIDOWOMAN, I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE
I only have Kiki, would it suffice?

>> No.37963151
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37963151

>>37962797
This thread is a safe place from shrine maidens!

>> No.37963183

>>37963148
can she make me see colors, whisper in my ear in strange tonuges and fry my mind

>> No.37963280
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37963280

>>37962797
reimu is a reimoo

>> No.37963308

>>37963151
>>37963280
ah fuck I got my tabs confused again

>> No.37963374

>>37963121
Why would she care about yokai? Reimu is racist and hates them, she kills at the drop of a hat

>> No.37963394

>>37963374
more youaki= more problems in the future

>> No.37963402
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>>37963121
Disobedient boys get "purified"

>> No.37963472 [SPOILER] 
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>>37963402
not before I at least impregnate half of gensokyo

>> No.37963491
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37963491

lmao dumb shrine maiden get back to work

>> No.37963540

>>37963402
Gonna milk that maiden

>> No.37963545

>>37962863
Nietzsche: Gaze into the abyss and the abyss gazes back at you
Anon: Stand at the abyss and start slowly jacking off, the abyss will feel uncomfortable, but don't break eye-contact...

>> No.37963657

>>37963545
>and thats how I met your mother, my little abysslings

>> No.37963711

>>37963545
Real Anon: attempt to fuck the abyss

>> No.37963736

>>37963545
I'm gonna do that while also throwing down sappy love letters into the abyss.

>> No.37963752

>>37963545
The amount of stories I've seen online of people jacking off when they think their house is haunted and it fixing the problem along with the fact that sexual energy is genuinely believed to fix hauntings and malevolent spirits in some ancient mythologies leads me to believe that the ghosts and other evil spirits really just need a good dicking.

>> No.37963807

"The abyss" is what I like to call a gazer's anus and I love staring into those.

>> No.37963825

>>37963752
The undead be horny, yo. Imagine thousands of years of years of being lonely and never having a way to get sexual relief from something other than your own hands

>> No.37963845

>>37963807
Be careful u donut get pink eye

>> No.37964060

>>37956117
Hoover dam must make her cream her khakis

>> No.37964314
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37964314

I wanna sniff the inside of a rata's butthole. I need to know if it smells like hazelnut or shit. It'll probably be the latter or a mix of the two, but I just need confirmation. Either way, I'm still going down on her pussy and ass daily.

>> No.37964328
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>>37963472

>> No.37964386

>>37964314
I always think her naughty parts are exposed

>> No.37964443

>>37964386
Close, but no cigar. Only her hubby gets to see her slit and donut!

>> No.37964482
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>it is now 2022
>there are still no portals
My disappointment is immeasurable.

>> No.37964517

>>37964482
There spheres are not yet in conjunction.

>> No.37964556

>>37964482
It won't be 2022 for 8 more hours, there's still hope. I'm holding out for a hero!

>> No.37964569

>>37964482
It's 1 more hour until the new year in nipland though

>> No.37964604

>>37964482
Are you from the future?

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37964686

>>37964517
>>37964556
>>37964569
>>37964604
>living in the past

>> No.37964830
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37964830

>Her favorite nut before marriage
Hazelnut
>Her favorite nut now married
Husband's nut

>> No.37964866

>>37964482
Two more years.

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37965003

>>37964482
>He unironically lives in the year 2022
What a fag

>> No.37965143

>>37964866
I'm gonna hold you to that, anon.

>> No.37965247

>>37964830
Ratas are made to be pinned down and “raped”

>> No.37965307
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37965307

At least we've made it to best year lads

>> No.37965335

>>37964686
Livong in the past will pay off. Watch when portals open they'll come out dressed and ready for a past decade like the 70s because they took so long and didnt realize. The bullying for the poor fashion shall be great

>> No.37965381

>>37965247
Yes. Rape her mouth 4 times a day. Rape her pussy 6 times a day. Rape her ass 10 times a day!

>> No.37965393
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Small mama.

>> No.37965508

what would we be able to do with 26 episodes ?

>> No.37965561

>>37965508
A fucking fantastic hentai

>> No.37965574

>>37965508
Not enough.

>> No.37965610

>>37957586
>Wily Echidna Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nnl0ycLvgU

>Vampire's Castlevania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87dcYxrKwI

>> No.37965652

>>37965335
>80s monsters
Sounds..... funky

>> No.37965666
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37965666

Happy New Year!

>> No.37965668
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https://imgbox.com/g/f0fo0IA4DQ
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 342. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/72OLZwof

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.37965690

>>37965668
I was wondering where you were, how is it?

>> No.37965696
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What are your goals for the new year anons? preferably those involving your waifu

>> No.37965720

>>37965696
write more. thats not all im going to write about, but still write more.

>> No.37965741

>>37965668
Thank you wonkifog

>> No.37965762

>>37965696
>echidna
You already know. Trying for 30 this year.

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>>37955729

>> No.37965817

>>37965696
Try to fucking finish drawings

>> No.37965828
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37965828

>>37965762
Dont slack off in the dungeon planning either! unless you are one of those who just prefer to fill dungeons with annoying enemies instead of puzzles
>>37965696
this Echidna clearly never had children,her chest doesnt look milky enough

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>>37965696
not killing myself.

>> No.37965982

>>37965954
donut do it, mous would be sad

>> No.37966030

>>37965828
How am I supposed to come up with multiple unique and challenging puzzles when I'm too stupid to solve a sudoku grid? I'm just gonna hire some slimes and shit while me and the wife bone.

>> No.37966192
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>>37966030
Not all secret dungeons need to be puzzle after puzzle,some can be just littered with annoying enemies that drain levels,destroy gear or steal consumables

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>> No.37966320

>>37965696
My goal is to finish my Fire2 class and get a job with the Fire Department

>> No.37966376

>>37966192
Level draining is the absolute worst. I worked hard for those levels and it's not fair that some monster can just take them by barely trying

>> No.37966381 [SPOILER] 
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>>37966320
You know about the test at the end, right anon? Not the written one, I'm talking about the part where you have to extinguish a hellhound's eye flames.

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37966414

>>37955729

>> No.37966438

>>37965696
If I wanted to do goals I'll probably never finish...

Write again, stop going to places I know I'm not really wanted, write some more until my hands bleed.

For a more serious one, not committing suicide via either alcohol consumption or vehicular collision.

>> No.37966469
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37966469

Yeti loves you!

>> No.37966503
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37966503

>Happy new year. Thank you for your continued support of Monster Musume Encyclopedia! We apologize for the delay in the progress of the illustrated book RPG and the release of the new race of the illustrated book. I'm still a little sick both physically and mentally, but for the time being, I'd like to release a new race that I was planning to put out for Christmas soon. Thank you.
t. KC

New girl soon
Hope new RPG update soon as well

>> No.37966533

>>37966503
what would christmas themed mg, reindeer,krampus?

>> No.37966544

>>37966503
Bless him.

>> No.37966555

>>37966533
I'm surprised we haven't gotten a Krampus yet, my money's on that

>> No.37966556

>>37966533
Did he ever release a holiday-specific girl before? I think it's just random regardless of the date

>> No.37966577

>>37966556
i personally see bogie as a haloween mg

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>> No.37966611
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37966611

>>37966577
Clown time is year-round, anon

>> No.37966614

>>37965668
He has returned!
Happy new year wiki fag!

>> No.37966675

>>37966611
I mean whats more halloween than a scary clown?

>> No.37966691

>>37966503
Or more like put that RPG aside, and make new books.

>> No.37966718

>Looking up videos on drow lore
>Apparently there's a new LoL skin for the drow ranger or something, I don't follow LoL
Who'da thunk a combination of Sylvanas, Ciri and Samus would look so hot.

>> No.37966731
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95184820
the wave of tiger has begun

>> No.37966734

>>37965696
Finish telling the tale of how we met and fell in love in time for me to draw something else for valentine's day.

>> No.37966802

>>37966731
Well that is very hot

>> No.37966834

>>37966718
Skin for who?

>> No.37966899
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>> No.37966900
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>>37965393
I want to hug the cute elf girl who turns into an Ice Queen

>> No.37966964

>>37965696
Revaluate the people I associate with and try not to kill myself!

>> No.37966974
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>>37955729

>> No.37966989

>>37965696
Increasing the amount of commissions I get of my wives

>> No.37967066

>>37966989
What species is she?

>> No.37967096

>>37965696
Find an extra fluffy bunyip and take off her mask while maintaining direct eye contact.

>> No.37967140

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Monster+Girl+Encyclopedia%22?Ntk=P_Series_Title&Ns=P_Series_Number&Ntx=mode+matchall
Should I?

>> No.37967152
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Resistance is futile.

>> No.37967175

>>37967152
Needs to be higher.

>> No.37967178

>>37965696
finally get around to writing some horny dude on monster stories.

>> No.37967180

>>37967140
They're good books. I got them.

>> No.37967207

>>37966503
>I'm still a little sick both physically and mentally
bros...

>> No.37967209
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>>37967096
>maintaining direct eye contact.
What if she takes it as a challenge?

>> No.37967228

>>37966718
>Drow lore
You'd have better luck on /tg/.

>> No.37967237
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>>37965696
Read more books and finally clear some of my backlog
Finish learning kanji and basic JP vocab
Start drawing and get through a couple of beginner courses/books

>> No.37967282

>>37966381
I will now apply a dry chemical extinguisher directly to this Heckhound’s eyes

>> No.37967290
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>> No.37967302

The age of the jinko is nigh.

>> No.37967346

>>37967209
Then the plan is working

>> No.37967431

>>37966503
>I'm still a little sick both physically and mentally,
Did KC got corona'd?

>> No.37967469
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>>37967431
>My entire family got corona the same day i traveled back
i dodged a bullet there,apparently i am the only one okay,hopefully nobody dies yet

>> No.37967470

>>37967302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs

>> No.37967516

>>37965696
>preferably those involving your waifu
I hope to finally get around to commissioning some art of her. I've been wanting to for a long time but I was always making excuses to put it off.
Also, I'll try to play the piano more often. My free time keeps getting reduced and hopefully I'll find a way to rectify that.

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>>37967302
remember to thank the cows on their way out

>> No.37967605

>>37967548
Of course I will, I'll thank them so much they can stay!

>> No.37967606

>>37967548
What about a Jinko in a cowprint leotard?

>> No.37967613

>>37967290
Looks more like a cow

>> No.37967669
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>>37967605
At your place? That's very nice of you.

>> No.37967694

>>37967548
Cows better than big kats

>> No.37967715
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>>37965696
I want to draw more and get better at it, as well as do more lore things for the wife. I also want to work harder to get an alright job.

>> No.37967733

>>37967669
Yes, its what I need and want.
A dairy at home

>> No.37967739

Anyone know where I can get a DL for this guy's stuff? I dont think kemono.party supports booths yet and I'm not srue where I can get them for free
https://guminit.booth.pm/

Also I dont care about the VR stuff I just want the 3d model

>> No.37967741
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paws

>> No.37967760
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Tigers are an endangered species so as we enter their year remember to do your part for repopulation

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>>37967741
Hooves

>> No.37967812

>>37965696
I want to get better at drawing cute monsters, playing instruments and japanese, also want to finish getting my firearm license and get bigger at the gym. Maybe get a gf or some friends so I'm not so lonely.

>> No.37967830

>>37967760
How about we get their country to raise their wages so that they can afford a baby or two?

>> No.37967867
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>>37967739
You will probably have to ask VRchat fags, why do you need models if not for VR stuff anyway?

>> No.37967909

>>37967786
ah yes, the other tailpussy making a cameo.
feels a little weirder when it can make eye contact

>> No.37967920
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>>37967867
GMod stuff probably, Its the only game I find enjoyment in

>> No.37967972

>>37967920
Based gmod enjoyer

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>> No.37968127
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It begins.

>> No.37968137

>>37968027
need some sorta youko/ inari/ kitsune/ kumiho/ red fox detector to see if she is safe or not

>> No.37968163
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spending my New Years Eve here and in one other thread. Hope 2022 is better for the rest of us, and bad people will be stopped.

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>>37968163
>in one other thread
Now you have to tell us which one

>> No.37968213

>>37968163
I want that manticore to suck on my entire head with that tail

>> No.37968303

>>37968163
what happens if i brush her bangs aside to see her eyes?

>> No.37968322
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Beware of strange foxes, they may try to eat you.

>> No.37968334

why does /mgt/ hate lore?

>> No.37968340

>>37968303
she spills spagetthi like a dum batcat (I gotta stop using that term, it's getting stale).
>>37968213
I see that post everytime this image is posted.
>>37968204
My country general on /int/. It's comfy since redditors are leaving to drink now.

>> No.37968448

>>37968303
She freezes up

>> No.37968449

>>37968340
>I see that post everytime this image is posted.
Is that a bad thing?

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>>37968449
quite the contrary

>> No.37968500

>>37968487
Wow, I really shouldn’t stick my head in there
However...

>> No.37968514 [SPOILER] 
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Year of the Kot

>> No.37968572
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Ive done it bros
I tamed the fox
What do I do with it now
It wont stop making noises when it sees me

>> No.37968586

>>37968514
Breed your big kots heavily.
And your small kots.
And your moderate kots.

>> No.37968591

>>37968572
you tame it - you fuck it
no refunds

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>>37968487
>>37968500
Manticore thinking to herself:
>Oh yeah, I can just tell this prey is a deviant...
>He won't even resist.
"Heh, you really think you can take on a manticore!? Foolish human, I eat boys like you for breakfast!"
>Nah, he's not scared. He's horny.
>I bet he's dumb enough to stick his hand in there or even kiss it.
"C'mon then big boy, go ahead, touch it. It'll be the last thing you see before you die!"
>Mmmm, so cute, I think he's gonna kiss it <3
>Holy shit! He's actually gonna kiss it.
>Wait, what the fuck?
>"Yo man, what are you... HNNGGGG!!!!!1!!!"
>Fuck, is he actually trying to shove his head in there!?!?!?
>No, no, no, I can't lose like this!
>Fuckin' hell this feels soo....
"Gahhhh!!"
>Oh man, he's so tasty too. Shit...
>I can't take it anymore. I need to rape him now!

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>>37968487
>>37968500
Manticore thinking to herself:
>Oh yeah, I can just tell this prey is a deviant...
>He won't even resist.
"Heh, you really think you can take on a manticore!? Foolish human, I eat boys like you for breakfast!"
>Nah, he's not scared. He's horny.
>I bet he's dumb enough to stick his hand in there or even kiss it.
"C'mon then big boy, go ahead, touch it. It'll be the last thing you see before you die!"
>Mmmm, so cute, I think he's gonna kiss it <3
>Holy shit! He's actually gonna kiss it.
>Wait, what the fuck?
"Yo man, what are you... HNNGGGG!!!!!1!!!"
>Fuck, is he actually trying to shove his head in there!?!?!?
>No, no, no, I can't lose like this!
>Fuckin' hell this feels soo....
"Gahhhh!!"
>Oh man, he's so tasty too. Shit...
>I can't take it anymore. I need to rape him now!

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>>37968514
Dumb cat
>>37968586
Is it wrong i find kots more cute than hot?

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>>37968685
Winged bakacat doesn't even realize she's gonna instalose to my cock in a few minutes.
top tier green, saved

>> No.37968784

>>37968692
It is not, and they are cuter when carrying a litter.
Especially big litters.

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>>37968733
>Goth
No thanks. I prefer my manticores with red hair

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I would like these three to proactively date me, and by proactively date I mean violently rape.

>> No.37968840

>>37966503
In my heart of hearts I'd like Balrog, but at the same time whatever makes the thread happy will suffice.

>> No.37968845

I'll never understand your obsession with manticores guys.

>> No.37968907
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remember Divine Retribution for those who dare to Bully Angels. Double Divine Retribution for bullying the virgin status of Ancient CC Hag Angels.

>> No.37968908

>>37968831
I like red heads but I’m sick of seeing ginger manticores

>>37968163
This I like

>> No.37968931

>>37968845
I just think they’re neat
>>37968907
Have sex, Angelcel

>> No.37968956

>>37968845
They just have a lot going on:
>aggressive demeanor at first
treat for femdomfags
>cat ears and other cat quirk like purring
treat for those who love feline girls
>neckmofu
treat for mofu addicts + unusual type of mofu
>super sunction tailpussy for draining
treat for everyone with a working dick
>venom that makes your balls go overdrive and disable refractory period
It's hot to enhance sex with a venom play. It can make drainings more enjoyable, or make your go beastmode and fuck her through the mattress, during regular sex.
Also if she gets you hooked on it, it adds physical dependency aspect that can be really hot (see Kaia in Monster Girl Dreams), or yandere aspect.
>barbs to administer the venom
good for needleplay and suprise injections
>hypersensitive regularpussy that remodels itself according to the feedback from the tail
treat for maledomfags, also insta-loss to cock is patrician tier
>beastgirl
you will propably live in bright green demon realm, and can partialy return to monke. Also she can appriciate the taste of a big steak.
>implied physical fitness
who doesn't love abs on a girl?
>>37968908
Whenever I'm imagining a manticore for lewd or cute scenarios I picture her being a shorter haired blonde tomboy. I think a lot of artists like the contrast between red hair and brown fur on ears the profile girl has.

>> No.37968981

>>37968845
Tail pussy is the big reason. Could just be cuddling or whatever and she's milking you with her tail. She could milk your dick of cum at any moment really, even inappropriate moments. Very lewd! Her tail pussy venom spikes is another, makes you cum buckets. I like the idea of cumflating her womb. Giving her a solo-bukkake, very nice! She's got fluff and fluffy ears. Very cool and soft! Lastly and most certainly not /mgt/ kosher, she appeals to some fetishes I have. Her personality namely. How she likes to "eat" people. I don't think she'd have an issue turning metaphor into NOT metaphor.

>> No.37969027
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Time to party!

>> No.37969054

>Adopted by a Kistune
>She never teaches you Zipanese
>At the same time, she gets you a lot of shirts with Zipanese text on them
>You know she lies to you about what they say, but you wear them anyways because she gets unreasonably upset if you refuse
>Unbeknownst to you, the shirts all actually say things like "foxslut" and "addicted to foxes"

>> No.37969068
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Manticores wont hesitate to use their positions of power to bully (seduce) their future husband

>> No.37969118

>>37969068
how would she react if I said:
>you're a great girl Sadie, but wouldn't you want to date an upper tier manager, instead of poor, simple developer like me?
yes it's the reference to THIS hags' line

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>Dying heroically? Valhalla? what nonsense are you talking about anon! we are going straight into our future home! i cant tell if shes naked or thats a skintight suit,just in case i get vacations

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The miitoban hentai about medussy got translated
https://exhentai.org/g/2097719/baead42446/

>> No.37969139

>>37969119
I've seen this posted a hundred times here, you'll be fine.
>>37969122
Nice

>> No.37969158

>>37969054
>try to start dating monster girls
>most won't give you the time of day
>a few fox girls come on strong, but quickly lose interest, sometimes even calling you names
>don't know why you're so unlucky
>don't know it's because your "mom" has already marked you with her scent

>> No.37969192
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>>37969122
I cant fap to medusas,i always get sad and reminded of this pic

>> No.37969194
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>>37968956
Here’s the thing, profile pics should give a general idea but you aren’t always obligated to copy it one to one. I like it when MGE do their own take, personally.

>> No.37969220

>>37969194
*mge fanartist

>> No.37969231

>>37969194
The profile pics exist for a reason, not everything needs to be oc donut steel

>> No.37969277

I wanna get back into drawing, any cute ideas I can crank out over the weekend?

>> No.37969280
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>almost 2022
>he still hasn't considered yet

>> No.37969281
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>>37969231
A waifu being OC Donut steal is not and shouldn't ever be a problem as long as you keep to the Races Basic Characteristics.

>> No.37969306
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>>37969231
There is a middle ground between a total donut steel and profile clone.

>> No.37969319

>>37969231
The profiles are just an "average" for the race. Think what the average american is like, not everyone in the country looks like that. Same goes for monster girls. OC donut steel is fine.

>> No.37969349

>>37969319
for some reason i cant imagine an Echidna looking much different between themselves,i always picture them with blue skin+Green hair

>> No.37969358

>>37969277
Dormouse cuddling with Anon in bed. With her face-to-face with him and sharing the same pillow, or nestled up against his chest, or spooning with her as the little spoon. In any case, I'd like to see her smiling with sleepy eyes and hearts above her head

>> No.37969368

>>37969277
draw a demon on couch eating chips.
Why? because I said so.

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pizza is here, all the best in new year, Anons. May we all meet in Lescaite.

>> No.37969403

>>37967152
Another one for the filter.

>> No.37969414
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>>37969349
Merse literally exist

>> No.37969445

>>37969414
and it looks like a downgrade

>> No.37969476

>>37969306
>>37969319
When I look up fan art of a general species, I want to see said species, not 50 million variations of ocs that are tangentially related. It's that simple. It's like if I wanted to see art of Pikachu but instead got blue pikachus, tall pikachus, everything but a normal pikachu.

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>>37955729

>> No.37969493
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>>37969231
I'm not saying make your waifu some ultra special mary sue, I'm just kind of disappointed I don't see more unique individuals of each species/race.

>> No.37969499
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>>37969231
>the profile pics exist for a reason
And he just explained that reason is to give a general idea. The books don't even stick to the profile pics in full, so why should anyone else be expected to?

>> No.37969504

>>37969445
Imagine being creativly bankrupt

>> No.37969506

>>37969476
ey man. A lot of MGE fanart are people's waifus or OCs. Also Monster Girls are just upgraded human girls, and they all look different.
Also the girl in every profile pic is married.

>> No.37969525

>>37969506
>in every profile pic is married
To (You) if you want it

>> No.37969572
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>>37969506
He's talking about the generic profile pics like pic related, who aren't married. These mg's are married
>>37969499

>> No.37969578

>>37969506
Yes and? I just like reading a guy falling in love with a cute monster girl.

>> No.37969649
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>>37969504
Did someone say bankrupt?
Tanuki can help you with you financial problems!

>> No.37969678

>>37969476
Just because someone gave their oc a different haircut, skin color, body type, or whatever doesn't mean it's not the same species.

If I look up Pikachu right now, I get
>Pikachu is a short, chubby rodentPokémon. It is covered in yellow fur with two horizontal brown stripes on its back. It has a small mouth, long, pointed ears with black tips, and brown eyes. Each cheek is a red circle that contains a pouch for electricity storage. It has short forearms with five fingers on each paw, and its feet each have three toes. At the base of its lightning bolt-shaped tail is a patch of brown fur. A female will have a V-shaped notch at the end of its tail, which looks like the top of a heart. It is classified as a quadruped, but it has been known to stand and walk on its hind legs.

Physical descriptions for the mg's by design aren't nearly as in-depth or specific, and that's why you get variations with mg'sbut not Pikachu.

>> No.37969714

>>37969445
Go back to to the church, this is a monster thread.

>> No.37969734
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>>37969192
Give your balls a tug titfucker.

>> No.37969749

>>37969734
>titfucker
i rather fuck pussies,monster girls are for breeding

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>>37965696
actually write something instead of simping for fairy booba in secret

>> No.37969760

>>37969277
Holst cheerleader

>> No.37969767

>>37969755
is that you titaniafag?

>> No.37969772

>>37968845
they're smart, mean and manipulative and i'm into that.

>> No.37969792

>>37969277
POV: buff Minotaur about to kiss you.

>> No.37969798

>>37969476
That's a dumb take considering shiny pokemon, mega evolutions, dynamax and other forms of pokemon exist.

>> No.37969808

>>37969734
FUCK YOU SHORESEY!

>> No.37969811

>>37969808
Fuck you Anon you got balls on you like Square-Enix has grapes you might as well ask for a refund.

>> No.37969814

>>37969772
Manticores are dumb lol, just like most beast types.
My favorite types, the succubi of course are highly intelligent.

>> No.37969815

>>37969572
>He's talking about the generic profile pics like pic related, who aren't married. These mg's are married
No, the profile pics are mostly married as they're some of the few mgs the scholar can get close enough to without being raped.

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>>37956178

>> No.37969831

>>37969814
I wanna get tricked over and over by a succubus but somehow escape every time causing her to come up with more schemes

>> No.37969838

>>37969814
no u

>> No.37969848

>>37969811
FUCK
YOU
SHORESEY!

>> No.37969851
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>>37969749
>and I'd rather have a real cock, but your dad's the only slut in this town.

>> No.37969852

>>37969815
>they're some of the few mgs the scholar can get close enough to without being raped.
It's not as big of a deal because it's implied his Leanan Sidhe companion claimed him and wants him for herself.

>> No.37969856

>>37969848
Fuck you Anon your waifu told me she needs a compass to find your dick in bed by the time I teach her how to read it she'll be an Eagle Scout

>> No.37969857
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I wanna jump into the jinko enclosure at the mg zoo and hug one

>> No.37969868
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NOT META

>> No.37969881

>>37965696
>mge related
Finally commission something of my wife and write about how we first meet, among other things. With the latter I can start tonight at least.

>> No.37969889

>>37969122
Nothing will ever top NECKLESS for me, but this is really good

>> No.37969890

>>37969851
SMOOG

>> No.37969893

>>37969857
>Not into the sabertooth Jinko enclosure
Coward of the highest order

>> No.37969909

>>37969852
i want to see his thuggish sidhe cracking her knuckles and giving a death glare evey time some monster eyes him up.

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>>37956178
>Anon messes with the wrong kind of dragon and gets pelvis-pulverized instead

>> No.37969921

>>37969838
shut up dude
my waifu can beat your waifu.

>> No.37969929
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>>37969499
I still prefer the nereid.

>> No.37969948

>>37969798
This is a bafflingly dumb take, the only thing remotely equivalent is shiny.

>> No.37969949

This: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ monster has chosen (You) and will hunt you down to the ends of the Earth to claim your penis. Do you let them catch you, or do you dare try to avoid them for the rest of your life?

>> No.37969953

>>37969893
If I want a girl with a lisp, I'll stick to nerds.

>> No.37969973
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>>37969949
>Shirohebi
i am a sucker for lamias,guess i won?

>> No.37969978

>>37969949
>cupid
there's not really much I can do, eh? I'll prepare a bath and dinner for her then, for when she arrives.

>> No.37969981

>>37969949
>Ice queen
I already have a monster I want to spend the rest of my days with, so I avoid and try to find her. The sooner we marry the sooner the Ice queen will have to give up, right?

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>>37955729
>Foxes are known to mark their territory with scent glands near the arse.

>> No.37969995

>>37969949
>Vamp mosquito
Pin her down and make lots of baby vamp mosquitoes

>> No.37969997

>>37969949
>cursed sword
I'll try to contact her and buy her a plane ticket to my place
>>37969981
either that, or you will have two wives

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>>37969949
>A Merrow
She's gonna have a real tough time with that "to the ends of the Earth" bit.

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>>37969986
Im not tryna smell like fox booty thank you

>> No.37970012

>>37969949
>ushi oni
Pray for me, and pray for a great mindbreak

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>>37969767
I don't think I am the only one, she's fairly popular as far as I am aware. I've just always been fascinated by all the bizzare folklore around fae as a whole. Plus, she seems like the kind of girl that would encourage me to do something other then healslut.

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Enjoy the rest of your day anons,remember to think about breeding its in your DNA after all

>> No.37970030

>>37969949
>siren
Not sure I have much of a choice.

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>>37970006
It's actually odorless pheromones to make those other sluts instinctively stay the fuck away from her property.

>> No.37970034

>>37969949
>Sphinx
If I'm not expected to keep solving her riddles, I can take her. If she is or can become buff, I'll be really content.
>>37969999
Don't underestimate a sufficiently motivated mermaid that knows polymorph or levitation spells.

>> No.37970045

>>37969986
>He doesn’t know foxes have scent glands all over their bodies
You don’t have to have a fox sit on your face for her to claim you, a mere hug or a brush of her tail is enough to mark you as her’s

>> No.37970053

>>37969280
>flat
>no hands to hold or be held by
>small
I considered it, and decided against it
and before someone posts the big tiddy greenworm, them not being flat doesn't change it. Wonderworms are top tier already.

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>>37970053
It’s the hands thing for me, if I can’t lock fingers with her, look her straight in the eye and creampie her she isn’t the girl for me

>> No.37970083

>>37969949
Wonderworm, me happy me want big bug and smoke

>> No.37970090
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>>37969949
>Leanan Sidhe
Looks like I got off the hook easy? I'm not a good artist though, don't know why art fairy would even look in my direction.

>> No.37970123

>>37969949
>Dorome
Guess I'm a mudfucker

>> No.37970132

>>37969949
>Dark elf
I kill myself on the sight. That a big no no

>> No.37970137

>>37970123
some guy made an army of 1000 clay dolls,you will be fine

>> No.37970162
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>An ancient evil awakens

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>>37970053
>>37970080
Just feed her until she cocoons.

>> No.37970204

>>37970053
>>37970080
>http://imgbox.com/pTS5F8XU
Creampie the worm anon, do it now.

>> No.37970210

>>37970162
A-are those titties, and t-tentacles!? AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE

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>>37970053
Wonderworms just aren't stylish like they are.

>> No.37970219

>>37970210
NIGGERMAN SAVE ME

>> No.37970221

>>37970162
Time to give my human welcome of my firstborn made inside her

>> No.37970233

>>37970217
Greenworm has style, Greenworm has class,
I'll fuck the Greenworm, she'll never pap

>> No.37970253

>>37969889
>NECKLESS
The what?

>> No.37970264

>>37970162
Time to buy a boat and smash it on her head

>> No.37970267

>>37970253
what it sounds like, a dullahan story.

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>>37970217
Their regular clothes do look pretty classy.

>> No.37970276

>>37970162
meh, not ancient or evil enough

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>>37970162
>aw, already? Can't we keep fucking th-I mean fucking with the humans for a couple more millennia?

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i really have a love/hate relationship with bug type monster girls

>> No.37970311

>>37970162
>squid on head
gonna bully the fuck out of her for looking ridiculous

>> No.37970315

>>37970267
Oh yeah, my fav of his is probably that dragon girl

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>>37970272
True but the worm has the comfy too

>> No.37970330

>>37970308
>"Hey -- HEY! My eyes are down here, weirdo."

>> No.37970336

>>37970311
you are the squid

>> No.37970347

>>37970311
bullying mg for their appearance isnt a good idea

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Big floppy spellcaster hats.

>> No.37970392

>>37969949
>Cait Sith
I was gonna let them catch me just for fun, but damn does this take the fun out of the whole thing.

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>>37970382

>> No.37970405
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>>37970382
>Drain stamina 2 points per second for 300 seconds on target

>> No.37970429

>>37969122
>>37969734
I don't get what the freaking out about eye sight anyways, I feel like sunglasses could be the way to not only keep your medusa waifu, but also keep your eyesight at the same time.

>> No.37970514

>>37970429
in some scenarios petrification isn't reversible. one fuck up and that's that.

>> No.37970551

Which do you think are taller Amazons or Ocelomehs?

>> No.37970554

>>37970405
But my stamina bar only has 100 points!

>> No.37970563

>>37970405
My favorite sabbath because I can indulge in my fetish for small women and dark magic without being bombarded by autistic children who shout “onii-chan! every two seconds

>> No.37970576

>>37970551
Amazons

>> No.37970582

>>37970554
You regen 3 stam every 2 seconds if you walk or idle!

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>>37970551
Amazons should be bigger. Ocelomehs may not be total womanlets, but they're small compared to Jinkos.

>> No.37970601

I had a nightmare about a band of young people that went homes and torture murderer. It turned out that this band was possessed by loli dolls and the only way to be allowed to leave was to have sex with those 3 dolls. If you refused to have sex with them, then those dolls would get super horny at your virtue and play with you thoroughly giving you "special attention" using the band.

If it weren't for the fact that these people were killers, I would had thought of this is a MG dream with MG dolls possessing people to find husbands for them, but the dolls were evil so they couldn't be MGs.

>> No.37970614

>>37970589
>but they're small compared to Jinkos.

But nearly every MG is small compared to Jinkos, including Amazons, so that isn't a good reason to tule them out shorter than Amazons. Note Jinko is the only MG that KC in her release thread described as "massive". She might be even taller than Onis and Minotaurs.

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>>37969949
huh

>> No.37970652
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37970652

You guys do know that black harpies aren't actually whores right?

They're family oriented girls and are very protective of their families and friends. They're like the exact opposite of whore. Though they are kinda thievish; there's no indication given that they're promiscuous, even before marriage.

So let's stop with the black harpy whore pics and talk okay?
Let's talk about how awesome they'd be as mothers and loyal wives, and how they only give themselves to one man, their husband.

>> No.37970654

>>37970635
It's over anon, she has the upper ground

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>>37970635
>gets a cute little persistent harpy girl
nice

>> No.37970670

>>37970563
>small women and dark magic
Liches? or just find a womanlet witch

>> No.37970692

>>37970614
I mostly brought Jinkos up because they're both felines, but maybe it was a bad example anyway cause Ocelomeh being smaller is less about height and more that they're comparatively lanky.

>> No.37970694

>>37970601

Did you actually saw the band do murders? Becuase the dolls might had just been acting, like how Manticores pretend to really eat humans.

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>>37970652
This desu. Black harpies are for peak comfy domestic life. I have no idea where the whore meme began.

>> No.37970722

>>37970694

I didn't saw them kill anyone. But I knew they did in the same way in dreams you just "know" things without being told.

>> No.37970729

>>37970670
No, I mean SMALL women. Size difference is based

>> No.37970750

>>37970715
Like most of the odd mg specific memes, it comes from a waifufag commissioning it.

>> No.37970761

>>37970652
shut up aya

>> No.37970770

>>37970652
Oh hey, I think I picked up the one in that pic on the corner last night. For $30, she wasn't half bad.

>> No.37970774

>>37970652
Despite making up only 13% of the harpy population, black harpies make up 52% of crimes

>> No.37970792

>>37970750
Nah, it from first translation that said they have male harems/they breed with one guy and force other to be a father or something

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>> No.37970824
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>>37970715
I wanna wake up to that smiling face everyday, getting little pecks on the face from her soft lips to wake me up. And then when I don't budge all too much, she just nestles her face into my neck, pulls me in for a cuddle and rubs my back with her wing. Then as I wake up, we start to make-out. Make-out session turns to grinding and dry humping. Grinding and dry humping turns into passionate lovemaking. Then after the passionate lovemaking, she cleans off my dick by licking and sucking it clean before we start the day. And by start the day, I mean more cuddling and lovemaking.

>>37970774
I like to think that they actually run a mafia-style organization where they rob travelers and whatnot. The leader of the group goes by the Matriarch. She's the eldest black harpy of the family.

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>>37970774
Say that again, I dare you. I also dare any drawfags to make a black harpy edit of this pic.

>> No.37970832

>>37970797
I am more worried about the fact that she can keep up with a horse despite carrying a bag full of milk bottles

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>>37970792
With those early mistranslations, it's funny how it turns out the spirit of MGE is pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.37970853

>>37970832
Don't underestimate holsts. They're just as strong and capable as their fighting, barbarian cousins. They're just more docile and less skilled with the axe.

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>>37970829
Close enough, so you can refrain from offtopic pics next time.

>> No.37970913

>>37970893
Thanks anon

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>>37955729

>> No.37970981

>>37970893
Where are this Harpy's parents? Do they know she has a knife?

>> No.37970997
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How is losing to a manticore a thing? It's just a tail with an oversized onahole on it

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>>37969913
Not my pelvis!

>> No.37971025

>>37970797
That horse lookin' real nervous...

>> No.37971037
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>>37970997
Attached to mean bully.

>> No.37971036

i miss Maus

>> No.37971048

>>37970997
much like with any monster, you play along to make them feel better

>> No.37971054

>>37970893
kek
>>37970997
you see,its just not a tail,gotta deal with the woman herself too

>> No.37971077

>>37971037
Just train with an onahole and she'll be no problem once she see's you're immune to her most dangerous weapon

>> No.37971088

>>37970997
I blame TAILED.com
It's always the same story
>"I will never lose to tailpussy"
>"OH GOD I'M LOSING TO TAILPUSSY"
they peddle this crap to desperate manticores to make them feel better about being lonely spinsters
The only ones who could lose to manticores are alps in a sausage sucking contest

>> No.37971140

did i miss the new girl?

>> No.37971144

>>37970997
this
Its just a catbat. I bet i can easily push her into the ground. Also its a woman.

>> No.37971145

>>37970997
I dunno, there are some pretty cute Manticores in the Sabbath.

>> No.37971155

>there are some pretty cute _____ in the Sabbath
Wrong.

>> No.37971171

>>37971140
Pyrow is still the newest.

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>>37971155
suit yourself

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>>37970614
>Note Jinko is the only MG that KC in her release thread described as "massive".
This is bizarre to me.
>Tigers are the biggest felines
>Largest Bengal Tiger on record is 12ft2in
Okay, cool. If a fully grown, well fed, perfect genetics Jinko caps out at a similar height, I'd understand it being taller then an Amazon, which I'd throw in the ballpark based on mythology around 6'9-8". HOWEVER, what constitutes a Jinko being taller then a goddamn dragon? They should at least be a similar size. There is also the Cyclopes that was previously, an actual giant, but was shrunken down to a fuckable size, she should still be one of the tallest if not the tallest girl?

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>>37971140
Yep, here she is

>> No.37971196

>>37970997
oversized onahole attached to a big, strong, predator/bully with aphrodisiac spines potent enough to make even the strongest submit. I, for one, would love to lose to a manticore. Collapsing with my face in her neck fluff after shes done milking me sounds nice.

>> No.37971207
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>>37970997
Manticores are for the deep emotional intimacy you get after you get past the tough gal act.

>> No.37971212

>>37971184
don't overthink it and instead make all monsters tall

>> No.37971251
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>>37970429
Generally speaking, as Shakespeare put it, the eyes are the window to the soul. In many ways it's a literal and figurative thing, since your eyes are directly connected to the brain. If I wanted to be mildly autistic about this, it's more of a poetic 'true death' scenario in folklore and myths since generally speaking once you're petrified that's it, game fucking over, man. So, I would say that outside of the MGE setting, it's generally better to not play fast and loose with "Fuck around and find out" since the Gods are bastards.

>> No.37971265

>>37971185
I like Charybdis a lot. I'd lose to one on purpose.

>> No.37971308

>>37971088
How much ya wanna bet that a tanuki family runs those sites

>> No.37971329
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"Making of" Ocelomeh has very nice information about Hellhound. We got, even more than the profile, confirmation that Hellhounds are indeed very strong, at least as much as Onis and possibly even Minotaurs.

>The dog monster hellhound gives off an impression of ferocity that is magnificently overflowing with power
>Hellhounds are reverse rape supremacists biologically and instinctively due to the overwhelming intensity of their lust and urges and the greatness of the strength they can possess

Also from "making of Hellhound" their mere resting strenght is so great that her boobs completely overpower heavy chains dragging them down:

>By the way, even though those chains dangling from her breasts are quite heavy... the tension of her boobs still won decisively.

So yes, those fetishes and texts about Hellhounds carrying their husbands around at all times are possible or manhandling them and overpowering them with their strenght alone are likely true.

>> No.37971339

>>37971207
>tough gal act
That's what you can call behavior of Hellhounds or most other dominant monsters. Manticores are just assholes, they're like
>I'll literally fucking eat you alive
>lol it's just a prank bro

>> No.37971347

Hey friends. Dinally getting the angel form of my wife. Pretty hyped about it. Thank you for reading my post.

>> No.37971372

>>37971339
then they are like
>oh no, don't put it there, nooo
and after one thrust they are like
>oooooooooh, I'm coooooooming aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. I AM LOSING TO COCK
some tough gals they are

>> No.37971380

>>37971339
i'm pretty resistant to verbal abuse so that's no biggie.

>> No.37971383

>>37971308
notice how it's always order soldiers getting fucked by monster girls, it's just extremist propaganda

>> No.37971393

>>37971372
Where did the 'oversensitive pussy' thing come from? I know they have the thing where it adapts after they use the tailpussy on you for long enough, but why would that make them sensitive? surely that'd just make them make you insta-lose even harder than before?

>> No.37971405

>>37971184
I don't think he ever said that other monsters aren't massive. A jinko is unlikely to be bigger than a wurm or an ushi-oni.

>> No.37971406

>>37971308
Oy vey, as a fellow human, you gotta cool it with the antitanuki remarks

>> No.37971409

>>37971184
>HOWEVER, what constitutes a Jinko being taller then a goddamn dragon? They should at least be a similar size.

Outside of the Jabberwock doujin, which I don't know if it is canon. There are zero indications that Dragons are any taller than the average woman. We know while transformed they are massive, but in their human forms we don't know if they are any taller than a human woman.

>> No.37971414

>>37971393
>Where did the 'oversensitive pussy' thing come from?
the usual suspects

>> No.37971427

>>37971393
lion intercourse memes transposed with how closely they guard their vag

>> No.37971431

>>37971393
Manticores are part-lion, and lions cum in five seconds.

>> No.37971434

>>37971427
They're lions??? I thought they were just cats with bat and scorpion features

>> No.37971437

>>37971414
People with shit taste.The whole "lose to dick" thing is way overdone and cringe.

>> No.37971448

>>37971431
Doesn't most of the animal kingdom? Humans have sex for a uniquely long amount of time.

>> No.37971452

>>37971393
I thought it came from the fact that them making their pussies perfect for you also meant it was extremely weak to their mans cock.

>> No.37971458

>>37971437
Here here

>> No.37971464

>>37971405
>A jinko is unlikely to be bigger than a wurm or an ushi-oni.

Yes, because of the Wurm's serpentine body and the Ushi Oni's spider body. Obviously we are talking about feet to head height in human body. Of which, as far as canon evidence goes, only Jinko has been described as being particularily tall, even "massive". Though it should be obvious Cyclos should also be very tall. It also depends on how canon the Jabberwock doujin is.

>> No.37971473

>>37971448
Isnt that partly cause we are one of the only two species to have sex for fun which is pointless if it lasts for like 5 seconds.

>> No.37971477

>>37971414
>>37971437
the whole thread is "oooh men shouldn't leave their homes without their wives" all day everyday, yet there's one maledom meme and you complain.
>>37971434
They are lions with bat wings and scorpion pincer in greek mythology.

>> No.37971487

>>37971437
Agree. It screams 'I want to be dominant but I'm to weak to be.'

>> No.37971490

>>37971477
Don't start that garbage. We shit on them too.

>> No.37971499

>>37971477
my wife is my home and im a hikki neet ,
checkmate

>> No.37971502

>>37971473
I'd imagine so. Most animals spare monkeys (known to engage in prostituion) and dolphins (known to masturbate) just have sex purely because their insincts want them to reproduce.

>> No.37971506

>>37971393
Because they're only used to feeling it in the tail so they're off guard when it happens.
The real reason is that it's a counterpoint to the tail being so strong.
Manticore is a better switch monster if you both have something to lose to.

>> No.37971531

>>37971506
But canon says it's so good that both parties can't live without it. It has nothing to do with dom/sub, just points out that having developed into the perfect match for the husband it will be really good for them both.

>> No.37971547

>>37968137
>hybrid red fox/youko
You're fucked mate

>> No.37971565
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37971565

Two kinds of mgs out there:
The kind that knows you’re losing to them on purpose and just rolls with it for the kinky play, and the kind that has no idea abs genuinely gloats smugly about defeating you
My waifu is the latter

>> No.37971572

Unlike hellhounds, manticores are not stated to be pure doms, with sub option removed by default.
They are only said to be "sadistic" (not really) and acting scary in the beggining, but that breaks down once the relationship is settled.
Therefore it's possible to dom and tame a manticore according to setting and the headcannon is possible. I and other Anons enjoy it, and will continue to post it.
We can have Anons posting about being town bicycles, men being subservent to women, girls being stronger than their husband (which is not correct, since incubi and monster girls are on the same power level), then we can have one maledom related threadcannon too.
It won't hurt anyone.

>> No.37971574

>>37971452
>them making their pussies perfect for you
Isn't that literally all monsters?

>> No.37971588

what if hellhound had a hidden intellectual side underneath the brutish exterior.

>> No.37971591

>>37971487
I have no issue with maledom, as long as everyone is happy I couldn't give a shit. But you can't read most of these posts with a straight face without imagining some fat neet wanting some strong domme girl to fall to her knees and worship him the second he unbuttons his pants.

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>>37971565
i like the ones that sneak onto farms and pretend to be cows

>> No.37971602
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>>37971572
didn't read lol

>> No.37971614 [DELETED] 

>>37971464
>>37971409

If the Jabberwock doujin is canon, which might have a degree of canon, as I remember KC promoted it in his site or at least referenced it somewhere. Dragons are quite tall, I did the math.

Wocks, which shouldn't be any taller than the normal Dragon, are stated to be "30 to 50 cm taller than the average human", with "human" obviously refering to "men". Google shows that the average man worldwide is 170 cm. This menas the MINIMUM height for Dragons is 30 cm taller, this being 2 meters tall!

So Dragon's would average between a minimum of 2 meters tall, to an amazing 2 meters 20 cm tall! They are very tall girls if that doujin is canon. Jinkos should also have a minimum height of 2 meters, but I think they can range past the 20cm mark, making them overall taller.

>> No.37971617

>>37971591
can't say my imaginations goes there, no. that's a rough break.

>> No.37971620

>>37971591
how's that any different from imagining a fat neet wanting to be dommed by a strong girl?
or a fat neet imagining being with any girl at all?

>> No.37971621

>>37971574
That usually requires a few rounds first which means the monster can get used to it. Manticores instead would be blasted by the max pleasure when devirginizing herself.

>> No.37971623

>>37971588
My hellwife is pretty much all INT dumping STR
And she's still stronger than me.

>> No.37971628

>>37971574
Sort of, but it's called out specifically for the Manticore. Her tail is essentially measuring her husband and the rest of her molds itself over time as she tail fucks him. Maybe KC intends them to have the best fit out of all MGs or maybe not, only he can say. But no other MG profile that I can think of specifically mentions this.

>> No.37971631

>>37971531
Yeah but that isn't as funny.

>> No.37971652

>>37971602
The wise owl of the wood's mother!

>> No.37971662

>>37971620
I see what you're saying, and I am somewhat guilty of this, but it's easier to forgive just wanting to simply be loved without a lot of effort than to be the "alpha male".

>> No.37971674

>>37971565
What if I'm actually losing? Is it smug gloating or teasing whispers?

>> No.37971679

>>37971662
Because the latter is meaningless when it's "unearned," which it usually is around here.

>> No.37971683

>>37971572
This place has reached /monster/ levels of hugbox, you can't just say stuff like that.

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>>37971683
t. got called out for his absolutely godawful takes

>> No.37971727

>>37971679
Exactly. Most people deserve love. Canon is specifically built around the idea that even ugly or flawed people find a loving partner, and mamono mana will help with super serious issues. Wanting to be an alpha with no effort though is just silly. Like find a battle lizard to help train you into something worthy, or something.

>> No.37971729

>>37971623
is she some kind of mage or just a scholar?

>> No.37971733

>>37971614
The largest recorded tiger was 350cm but they've trended smaller over time due to hunting.

>> No.37971735

>>37971662
Common misconception is that maledom requires a small skinny, wimpy girl to dominate, when in reality dominant men (a fat greasy neet can be dominant too), find it hot to dominate a strong, confident woman especially.
A hellhound will not be domed, but a manticore can, and there's solid foundation to her being a switch, so that's what people do. Don't like it - ignore it, but I don't understand why are people mad about turning tables fetish so bad, when role reversal is universally accepted.
>>37971679
Fuck "earned", real life relationships in current year are "earned" and look at them. MGE is not for "earned" love, it's for love that conquers all. Don't like it - find a different setting to follow.

>> No.37971737

>>37971683
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.37971746

>>37971729
Mage in training to someday reach "Arch" status.

>> No.37971764

>>37971735
Missed my point entirely but you do you.

>> No.37971776

>>37971746
I hope you encourage her in her pursuits
remember folks, be supportive of your wife's hobbies.

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>>37971464 (You)
>>37971409 (You)

If the Jabberwock doujin is canon, which might have a degree of canon, as I remember KC promoted it in his site or at least referenced it somewhere. Dragons are quite tall, I did the math.

Wocks, which shouldn't be any taller than the normal Dragon, are stated to be "30 to 50 cm taller than the average human", with "human" obviously refering to "men". Google shows that the average man worldwide is 170 cm. This menas the MINIMUM height for Dragons is 30 cm taller, this being 2 meters tall!

So Dragon's would average between a minimum of 2 meters tall, to an amazing 2 meters 20 cm tall! They are very tall girls if that doujin is canon. Jinkos should also have a minimum height of 2 meters, but I think they can range past the 20cm mark, making them overall taller.

Sadly, there is a post in MGR by Perentie (so it is a good source) that claims that according to past info, which might or might not had been retconned, the height of giant girls is 10 ft. Which means that the biggest girls in the setting won't be more than 10ft, so Jinkos and other tall monsters would cap at 10 ft at most and likely less.

>> No.37971786

>>37971735
I don't think we're arguing about the same things. See:
>>37971727

If you want a sub manticore, that's great. I'm hoping when the portal opens, you find her. I just don't like the idea of people wanting to be domme without any effort. But you do make a good point that even strong girls might not have any issues with a weaker guy domming them if they find it hot.

>> No.37971831

How do you expect the Cerberus MG to differ from Hellhounds?

>> No.37971841

>>37971735
Even hellhounds should be vulnerable to raging mushrooms.

>> No.37971847

The best form of maledom is casually domming small weak monsters like imps
>summon imp to help regen mana
>immediately blindfold her and tie her to some sort of sex swing that hangs from the ceiling
>you now have a hanging onahole that instantly regens your mana whenever you bang it
Of course she doesn’t have to be tied up 24/7, just when you’re doing experiments and you’ll need the mana quickly and efficiently

>> No.37971861

>>37971831
i don't think they'll be their own species.

>> No.37971867

I personally find any kind of domplay to be cringe but that's just me.

>> No.37971877

>>37971831
My personal dream: A harem/squad of 3 muscle bodyguard girls that go for men that try to kill themselves out of hostile situations, bullying or are simply near death. They have a very professional attitude, unlike Hellhounds, when around him, and like Hellhounds see him as a fragile precious treasure. However at night, they unleash all their ferocity and their professional behavior melts away, it said that it is 3 times worse than being ravished by a Hellhound.

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>> No.37971883

>>37971786
"earned" has become a loaded term

>> No.37971892

>>37971776
Of course!
We'd meet through her looking for an apprentice/assistant, and things developing from there.

>>37971831
Three heads, three individuals sharing one body. Absolutely massive. A bit more "duty-driven" and orderly than Hellhounds are, but no less lecherous.

>> No.37971901

>>37971841
They are, and the profile even states they like being ravished and be sexually dominated by the man too, as long as he can keep up. The Ocelomeh profile further confirms Hellhounds do enjoy submissive sex with their husband, even though it is not their favorite position. They will simply come back with vengeance after the Mushroom effect wears off.

>> No.37971908

>>37971883
Well sure, but I think there's a middle ground between "I must be a powerful chad who wrestles his girl into submission" and "I whipped my dick out and she instantly became a drooling bimbo".

But that's all I have to say on the subject. As I said, I do want everyone who deserves it to be happy.

>> No.37971924

>>37971892
>Three heads, three individuals sharing one body. Absolutely massive. A bit more "duty-driven" and orderly than Hellhounds are, but no less lecherous.

Abs or not? What type of men would they usually go after? Seeing as we know Hellhounds like "defenseless" men, if that KC tweet was translated right.

>> No.37971926

>>37971867
I just want a strong monster girl to pick me up under the shoulder and throw a genki smile at me.

>> No.37971938

>>37971861
>i don't think they'll be their own species.

There is no way such an iconic species will not receive her own profile.

>> No.37971945

>>37971867
Gentledom is where it's at.

>> No.37971948

So how does one "earn" to dom his manticore wife? I lift weights and try to self improve every day, even when I'm dead tired from work I won't procrastrinate before going to gym/doing productive stuff I usualy engage in. What more should a man do, before he can be the one on top during the mating press? Defeat her in chess? Grind item level sufficient enough?
>>37971841
Yeah, and they also wouldn't have any problem having sex in sub position, but they won't ever assume submissive role in relationship, and they won't enjoy sex as a sub as much as when they are dominant.

>> No.37971958

>>37971945
Yes. Gentle fem/maledom is perfection. Everyone should experience being vulnerable with someone you love and trust completely.

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>>37971831
Three heads or give me death.

>> No.37971974

>>37971948
you get your manticore license from a community college first

>> No.37972031

>>37971924
>Abs or not?
High aptitude but optional. Body type isn't usually something that's defined by species except for "natural-loli" sorts.
>What type of men would they usually go after?
Trespassers and would-be thieves. As the quintessential legendary guard dog they moreso wait for fools to come to them, rather than actively hunting them down.
But they guard fabled artifacts and locations not unlike Griffons, so it's not like that's much of a problem for them.

>> No.37972042

>>37971960
He should go up in the treehouse anyway. What's she gonna do stop him?

>> No.37972053

>>37971938
they seem like a subtype of hellhound. maybe a progenitor if you want to get fancy about it.
i could see her being a specific character in a side guide

>> No.37972069

>>37972053
In the same way that there's Basilisks to regular Lamias, perhaps.

>> No.37972079

>>37972069
?

>> No.37972085

>>37972079
In regards to the subtype thing.

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>>37966469
Yetis are peaceful creatures, they prefer to cuddle alone

>> No.37972095
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>>37971831
We already know that the multi-headed dragons split up into multiple dragon sisters, so hellhound triplets seem plausible.

>> No.37972098

>>37972089
I see your nose growing, anon

>> No.37972111

>>37972095
Yeah but that's boring imo.
At least Helltaker had the sense to make them all of one mind.

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>>37955729

>> No.37972138

>>37972111
does seem better than chimera pauldrons

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>>37955729
Happy new year anons, hopefully it will be better than the last.

>> No.37972187

>>37972042
Dunno.

>>37972138
I have some Cerberus girl pictures but unfortunately they're furry so I'll abstain.

>> No.37972222

>>37971974
what if I spank my manticore without the loicense?

>> No.37972234

>>37972222
Dark Elf Police.

>> No.37972237
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>>37972222
Stop right there!

>> No.37972241

>>37972176
you too fampai, its still 40 mins from here.

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>>37972176
This year was so tumultuous because of all you wicked sinners worshipping evil monsters and wanting to engage in coitus with them! It's not too late to save the next year- just repent at the altar of the Chief God and welcome Her light into your life! If you allow all of that horrible, vile sin to be drawn out of you by Her angels, everything will be alright!

>> No.37972257

>>37972222
she won't respect you

>> No.37972261

>>37972222
Reprisals. Swift and brutal reprisals.

>> No.37972268

>>37972255
Sorry what it's kinda hard to hear you through these Hellhound tits.

>> No.37972305

>>37972222
That’s almost as egregious of a violation as not having your monster fucker permit
You do have one right???

>> No.37972325

>>37972305
>monster fucker permit
I wasn't aware that Anglia is a monster friendly state.

>> No.37972327

>>37972305
>not having your monster fucker permit
No such thing. Did you mean virgin permit?

>> No.37972341
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>>37972255
I am a good, Chief Goddess worshipping young man! Monstergirls are scary and bad! I definitely don't want one of the Manticorps to come save and tenderly love me!

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>>37972255
But I don't want things to be alright.

>> No.37972361

>>37972346
dumb hagvirus

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>>37972255
holy women always seem more threatening to my seed than the demons

>> No.37972401

>>37972346
Sorry, I took the shot from the Greilia Sabbath, so I’m immune to Ebola-chan. Though I do have a strange craving for lolis now...

>> No.37972425

wtf i love the sabbath

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>>37972425
They got another one, boys.

>> No.37972467

>>37972425
right now i could use a sab-BATH

>> No.37972470

>>37972341
I wish I knew who did that image. I desperately want a Demon who decided to devote herself to Eros.

>> No.37972508

>>37971464
>only Jinko has been described as being particularily tall, even "massive"

KC noted in a tweet that muscular tall monsters that like to protect men are prominent on Ogres, Amazons, Minotaurs and Hellhounds. So it is reasonable to assume those races are tall girls.

>> No.37972517

>>37972470
i mean the artist is in the filename

>> No.37972525

>>37972470
It's right in the filename.

>> No.37972538

>>37972454
i know i'm falling for the first familiar that jumps me

>> No.37972545

>>37972517
>>37972525
So it is. Doh.

>> No.37972548

>>37972508
>Minotaurs and Hellhounds
ʰᵉᶫᵖ

>> No.37972568

>>37972377
A demon will rape you until she is satisfied but an angel will rape you forever with the full backing of her conscience.

>> No.37972580

>>37972508
I like the idea of a mino that's the same height as me 5'8". I'll call her a minitaur

>> No.37972581

>>37972508
ccan she protec me from myself?

>> No.37972593

Do you think large cities like Lescatie have teleportation to other continents set up? I have harem members in multiple different continents it seems like the journey to first meet them would be pretty long if they don’t have something like that set up

>> No.37972612

>>37971727
>Wanting to be an alpha with no effort though is just silly. Like find a battle lizard to help train you into something worthy, or something.

But anon, most anons don't want to be alphas themselves. Of those that want "alpha" stuff, most of them are about being taken by alpha MGs like Dragons or Hellhounds, and tall and, muscle girls. if you consider that to be alpha. Actually is quite the contrary, they want the contrast between them and their alpha girls to be as apparent as possible.

Most of the conflict regarding "alpha", are how to get around the standards of the few that have them, like Lizards and Hinezumis.

>> No.37972689

>>37972341
Goddammit where the fuck is Part 2, you can't keep me blueballed forever.

>> No.37972703
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>>37972593
In the ideas I have for stories, I imagine MG territory to have an abundance of magic. Imagine those crazy magical paradise fantasy cities you see the big artists come up with. With essentially unlimited magic and a culture of living and loving, I always imagined MG cities to be similar.

Magical portals, plumbing, climate control, refrigeration, airships, buildings that would be impossible without magical support, mind-blowing works of art, you name it. In such a hugbox setting, what else would they do with all of it other than create paradise?

>> No.37972715

>>37972689
>Part 2
?

>> No.37972726

What 3 monster girls' breath do you most wanna sniff?

For me it's:
>1 - Dormouse
>2 - Demon
>3 - Troll

>> No.37972736

>>37972689
It's not "part 1", it's just what Danbooru does to multiple character tags in the filename.

>> No.37972740

I'd like to wish all Anons in /mgt/ a happy new year of the tiger.

>> No.37972744

>>37972593
just take a shortcut through wonderland

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>>37972726
I want a dragon to accidentally remove my eyebrows.

>> No.37972764

>>37972744
I want a mad hatter for my harem so this could work but I usually imagine adding her last

>> No.37972770

>>37972593
>>37972703
Pretty sure portals are described as being fairly difficult to set up and maintain, such that "permanent" portals do exist between major cities but otherwise they're not so common.

>> No.37972777

>>37972751
Hot

>> No.37972789

>>37972751
>dragon trying to be tough but her fire breath has pretty sparkles to it

>> No.37972790

Happy new year guys!
Thank you for reading my stuff!

>> No.37972808

>>37972770
Well if they exist between major cities there might be some that go to major cites on another continent unless that’s too far

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>>37972740
>>37972790
Happy new year anons

>> No.37972834

>>37972808
I don't think distance is a concern so that should be fine. It's more that it takes expert setup and mana to maintain such that only major cities can justify the expense.
Temporary/"single-use" translocation is relatively easier to come by.

>> No.37972838

Happy new year mgbros

>> No.37972849

>>37972715
Ruri was in a short story. There was one part to it, with a supposed continuation that has never come, and my balls are so fucking blue they might as well be either frostbitten or suffering cyanosis.

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Stupid asses, there's still 6 hours until the New Year

>> No.37972868

>>37972849
What was it about? Got a link?

>> No.37972885

>>37972867
>tfw you get picked up like a doll by a loliwurm
Speaking of which, how are you supposed to handle your kids if you're married to a Wurm? There's absolutely nothing you can do to stop the little juggernauts.

>> No.37972891

>>37972222
Public nursing tailjob

>> No.37972912

>>37972885
>Tfw you get brutally raped by loliwurm that's completely oblivious to your lack of consent and she just thinks your pleas for her to stop are a funny game

>> No.37972926

>>37972867
that makes me think
is the mge world is sphere?

>> No.37972940
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37972940

Happy new year.

>> No.37972964

>>37972885
you don't have to overpower your children to get them to obey you for the most part, i'd suspect.

>> No.37972976

>>37972926
It's a cube

>> No.37972989

>>37972867
dude you live in the past?

>> No.37972990

>>37972964
Sometimes you gotta spank 'em.
Man, even that wouldn't work or would backfire against MGs, huh

>> No.37972999
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37972999

Happy New Year, hope Year of the Tiger will turn out better to everyone. Take care of yourselves, Anons.

>> No.37973002

>>37972926
>>37972976
Isn’t it like half a sphere or at least The was the shape of the magical world map item

>> No.37973016

>>37972990
>dad hurts his hand trying to spank her
>child starts crying because she hurt her dad
i think it still works

>> No.37973025

>>37973002
It's in the shape of a dome for easier mapping. That doesn't mean it's a sphere or dome. It's a cube.

>> No.37973029

>>37973025
It's a torus!

>> No.37973030

>>37972999
>>37972940
Happy new year, friends

>> No.37973036

>>37972989
It's another anon doesn't understand timezones episode.

>> No.37973046

>>37972885
Simple, just say "behave or your mother will hear this".
>>37972867
Only my timezone matters, so it is 2022.

>> No.37973051

>>37973036
I believe that anon was making what is commonly known as a "joke"

>> No.37973073
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37973073

>>37969949
got not penis but

holy shit, I would be scared to see this bitch galloping up on me.

>> No.37973099
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37973099

>>37973046
Ummm no? It's 6:23PM. Still New Year's Eve, dumbanon

>> No.37973109

Remember, if she asks if her school uniform still fits, the answer is always yes.

>> No.37973132

>>37972885
Let them fight.

>> No.37973170

>>37969949
>Familiar
Nope

>> No.37973184

>>37972926
I don't think it was really said what shape the world has. It could be hard to sell the idea of spherical world even to smart monsters.

>> No.37973192
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37973192

Time to make my first post of 2022, and remind you all that lolis are for gentle maledom and anal.

>> No.37973211

>>37973192
>Loli wurm
>Pooper is at the end of the tail
Anal with serpentine-like mamono just isn't the same

>> No.37973223

>>37973073
>you WILL become part of my husband’s harem and you WILL like it

>> No.37973227

>>37973223
>But I'm male
>"We can change that!"
And on that day, a new alp was born and married

>> No.37973229

>>37973184
>Ms. Shirokuto please!
>Surely you know what the shape of the world is!
>"A shape can only be ascribed to that which has an end."

>> No.37973241

>>37973229
Now I want a monstergirl version of The Eternal Cylinder.

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37973256

>>37973211
That's why I support lamiass, so all types of monstergirls can get proper anal.

>> No.37973284

>>37972868
It -was- on ELH's Pastebin, and as far as I'm aware he has not re-uploaded it to AO3 as of yet, or if he at all plans to. Love him or hate him, Ruri was probably the one time bondage wasn't completely cringe in smut.

>> No.37973323

>>37973256
I'm a lamia guy. I never liked the idea of anal. It's just dirty and stinky. Besides, it doesn't make biological sense with lamias. The shitter/pisser should be at the end of the tail. This also means that lamias have exceptionally clean vaginas since urine doesn't touch the vaginal canal nor do fecal particles make their way inside.

The only way that either of those will make it into a lamia's vagina will because of your dirty penis! But worry not, Miss Lamia will preform a penis inspection before the sexual act and lick is clean if need be with her long tongue. Your penis will be clean, and her vagina will stay clean! Clean, hygienic sex!

>> No.37973341
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37973341

>>37973109
If the buttons are a bit tighter now and its a lot shorter, so much the better.

>> No.37973366
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37973366

All I want in 2022 is for the portals to open

>> No.37973372

>>37973256
yo what did you do to my favoirte voluptous egyptian snek?

>> No.37973378
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37973378

I hope you find 2022 absolutely electric.

>> No.37973379

>>37973366
>Haku when you use the wrong it's/its

>> No.37973398

>>37973378
Shermie raiju when

>> No.37973404

>>37973366
I've been waiting for about seven years. It ain't ever gonna happen, pal

>> No.37973409

Am I allowed here guys?

>> No.37973412
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37973412

>>37973323
Thinking Lamias have a pristine pussy
>meme related

>> No.37973414

>>37973366
We might be getting aliens. Is that good enough? Sci-fi MGE?

>> No.37973422

>>37973409
If you have to ask, probably not

>> No.37973436

>>37973412
That doujin gets lamia anatomy wrong. It's a 3-in-1 hole. But we know MGE lamias have their vagina in the position that human women would have it

>> No.37973440

>>37973378
wish i had a raiju to sit in my lap and guide my hand to finger her

>> No.37973457

>>37973404
We have to build the portal, I should give the instructions and blueprint after I consume for the first time magical mushrooms during this new year. I will only focus my self on some juicy black harpy pussy and everything will come together

>> No.37973466

>>37973440
>Whenever you go in the wrong direction with your hand you get zapped

>> No.37973474

>>37973379
When your Haku-waifu is upset about poor spelling and grammar, so you pat her head soothingly, saying:
"There, they're, their..."

>> No.37973479

>>37973409
>ask this on 4monster
>be informed that at least three (3) dick pics are required for male anons to participate in the thread
>this rule is actually enforced

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37973480

>>37955729

>> No.37973481

>>37973474
It's a doggy dog world out there.

>> No.37973492

>>37973409
No fuck off bollocks

>> No.37973494

>>37973457
>anon builds the portal
>gets his black harpy wife
>forgets about the anons stuck in purgatory

>> No.37973499

>>37973474
That's how you get raped so hard that when you wake up it's been a week.

>> No.37973528

>>37973479
Gonna send fakes. Those sweaty NEETs will never find out.

>> No.37973542

>>37973499
how would you get raped so hard that when you wake its last week?

>> No.37973550

>>37973528
>I recognize that bulge

>> No.37973566
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37973566

>>37973073
>desperate Hagpire
I'm so fucked

>> No.37973569

>>37973542
Timewurm sex

>> No.37973591

>>37973466
i am intrigued by this rhythm game

>> No.37973600

>>37973494
Going without all of you is not a option everyone will smack the turkey

>> No.37973677

>>37973479
>>37973550
I'd be the guy that posts dick pics on 4mon and use it as a way to acquire a monster waif.
>Post dick pics
>Say I'm looking for [insert favorite mamono]
>Give socials
>Tell them I'll respond if you're a [insert favorite mamono]
>Ask for nudes if they claim to be [insert favorite mamono]
>If everything checks out, organize a meetup with her
>Meetup with her
>Get raped and elope in the mamono equivalent of Las Vegas by a bogie roleplaying as a priest

>> No.37973691

>>37973566
>ywn be hunted down by a voraciously horny vampire who insists she’s only hunting you down because you’d be a perfect servant

>> No.37973704

>>37973372
They just take a good while to become voluptous. And becoming lewd is a lot faster.

>> No.37973732

>>37959974
Welp, it worked

>> No.37973755

>>37973479
im gonna post the three and ask whAT MADE ME SO HARD

>> No.37973791

How would you respond if Bogie fell in love with you?

>> No.37973795
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37973795

Happy new year form london

>> No.37973799

>>37973791
Enjoy her jokes, pranks, and shows

>> No.37973805

>>37973791
honk her all night long

>> No.37973812

>>37973795
But that's not the flag of London or England

>> No.37973816

>>37973791
I actually really like Bogies, especially the idea of marrying one while not being an asshole and just having an entertaining demon clown wife. Also Bogie daughters are probably adorable

>> No.37973820

>>37973791
I don't know how I could respond to anyone falling in love with me. At least Bogies are good girls.

>> No.37973823

>>37973691
>vampire kicks down door and tosses in some books
>hey dude i thought you might like these
>"butlering how to" "caring for your vampire mistress" "respecting royalty"
>she beams at the threshold and awaits your gratitude

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37973842

>>37973795
you too uk fren

>> No.37973852

>>37973823
>uses dude
nah, i like my vampires very high class and noble than never use such low class vocabualry

>> No.37973863

>>37969949
>apophis
I will enjoy my grape juice.

>> No.37973874
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37973874

I prefer the cooler Vampire

>> No.37973881

>>37969949
>a fucking turtle
well, I just move five feet away
>>37973874
>cooler vampire
>posts the dorkier one

>> No.37973893
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37973893

>>37973874
Very correct.

>> No.37973900

>>37973874
>>37973893
Why not both?

>> No.37973922

>>37973874
>cool tomboy
>does not look down on you
>can do without drinking your blood
>knows how to fence
Looks good to me.
>>37973881
As if regular vampires don't act like chuuni dorks, with their stupid capes and pompous attitude.

>> No.37973939

Quick what was the last thing you fapped to jn 2021

>> No.37973943

>>37973874
>literally just a human girl but edgier and drinks blood once in a while
Yawn

>> No.37973945

>>37973874
If a vampire gives birth to a dhampir when the man isn't already incubized, does a dhampir gives birth to a vampire when the man is already incubized?

>> No.37973949

>>37973939
fat monster tits smothering a man

>> No.37973953

>>37973939
If I said what it was I’d get told to get /out/

>> No.37973964

If there is ever a muscle worship MG, what race do you imagine her to be? That is a MG that specifically likes her muscles to be massaged, touched and gets turned on at men liking muscles.

>> No.37973970
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37973970

>>37973939

>> No.37973976

>>37973945
If the Dhampir isn't hooked on her husband's blood, she births other Dhampirs. If she is, it's Vampires.

>> No.37973978
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37973978

>>37973964
Oni!

>> No.37973981

>>37973939
It's still 2021 though. I still have 4.5 hours to rub another one out... or maybe more.

But to answer your question I wanked it to shirohebi last while trying to type out and conceptualize lamia dog bestiality and write a story of dog bestiality and dog scat eating with a baphomet and ratatoskr

>> No.37973989

>>37973953
>/out/
Some sort of campfiregirl?

>> No.37973990
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37973990

>>37973978
Happy!

>> No.37973998

The age of Jinko has begun on Twitter and it is amazing!

>> No.37973999

>>37973964
Any that would be conceivably muscular can qualify, but personally: https://imgbox.com/59617qYc

>> No.37974005

>>37973970
>tfw ywn show your face in yuuka saggers

>> No.37974011

>>37973978
We already have Ogre, Blue Oni and Red Oni. What specific Onis are left that would fit a specific muscle worship MG? Maybe tetra arms.

>> No.37974015
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37974015

>>37973990
I also want a muscle demon.

>> No.37974036

>>37974015
What do you think demon breath smells like?
What kind of perfume do you think she wears if any?

>> No.37974039

>>37973970
When your tsun childhood friend is having the mammy bammy kick in to give her massive milkers but she doesn't realize what's happening.

>> No.37974066

>>37974015
When she prepares the contract, insist on the clause that says she has to get ripped for you.

>> No.37974090

>>37974015
The contract by itself can likely make her muscular, also to have a muscle worship fetish. This is why Demon is one of the best MGE, she is customizable for pretty much all tastes.

>> No.37974110

>>37974036
blueberries, definitely blueberries.

>>37974090
I want to train with her

>> No.37974112

>>37974015
i want a thicc demon with blueberry milk

>> No.37974119

>>37974066
>insist on the clause that says she has to get ripped for you
>demon tries to dissuade you from it and tempts you with other things
>you stubbornly refuses and demand demon abs
>she sighs and adds the clause in, which you instantly sign
>demon turns from slim and dainty, to muscle and fit
>she sighs as anon jumps her and begins licking her abs

>> No.37974158

>>37974110
I think they could definitely wear a blueberry scented perfume, but surely, their breath doesn't smell like that as well.

>> No.37974173

>>37974036
sulfur

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>> No.37974190

>>37974184
soft

>> No.37974195

What if your wife misinterpreted your love of 90s action films and got really ripped?

>> No.37974197

>>37974158
shes blueberry colored, so she must smell like one!

>> No.37974213

>>37974005
>show your face in yuuka saggers
Wat

>> No.37974218

>>37974195
>Even bigger jinko
I'm very very OK with this.

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>> No.37974233

>>37974195
I don't really care about 90s action flicks, but I welcome a really ripped wife.

>> No.37974234

>>37974213
>>37974213
shove my face in yuuka saggers
fuck, ms haku is really anger with me

>> No.37974249
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37974249

>>37974184
Imagine if she wasn't a goddamn freak.

>> No.37974273

>>37974197
Bunyips are shit colored, but surely they don't smell like shit.

>> No.37974279

>>37974273
they smell of swamp chocolate!

>> No.37974292

>>37973964
One race of muscular girls would make them too powerful, so it must be spread among many different ones, even those who's muscularity is atypical for their species.

>> No.37974312

>>37974195
What would my wife misinterpret my love for horror B-movies as?

>> No.37974331

>>37974195
>tfw you love retrowave music, military surplus, and big milky tits

>> No.37974341

>>37974279
I am intrigued

>> No.37974362

>>37974195
Straighten out the misunderstanding and then activate Architect.exe. She should keep on those squatz, I'll supply the oatmeal cookies.

>> No.37974366

>>37974341
Go up to your local bunyip and ask for a sniff, you won't regret it!

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37974374

>>37974273
If your shit is purple please see a doctor.
Also it’s the yowies that taste like chocolate.

>> No.37974388

>>37974366
she's one of those random encounters that runs away when it's their turn

>> No.37974389

>>37974366
But I don't live in NotAustralia!

>>37974374
What?

>> No.37974395

>>37974292
But Jinkos and Minotaurs are already races of all muscular girls, so it already exists.

>> No.37974398

>>37974388
The Abra of mamono

>> No.37974406

>>37974388
tie her up in your first turn

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37974411

>>37973964
This
>>37973978
>>37974011

Though a Gorilla MG would also be a natural choice.

>> No.37974412

>>37974389
they can also be found among the gators down in florida

>> No.37974422
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37974422

>>37955729

>> No.37974477

>>37974412
I also don't live in Florida or any similar climate.

I'm on the border of flat, corn country and coal mining, hillbilly land

>> No.37974497

>>37974477
make do with the lesser mamano you might find or get a bogey, they smell like home

>> No.37974506

>>37974477
>he doesn’t live in Florida
Lmaoing at your life I kinda hate it here

>> No.37974569

>>37974506
fuk u, i live in the city that never sleeps, the place where all tourists go, the place where rats reign supreme and is famous for the pizza

>> No.37974590

>>37974569
Chicago?

>> No.37974597

>>37974569
Detroit?

>> No.37974615

>>37974597
who the fuck wanna go to Detroit

>> No.37974616

>>37974569
I'm so sorry.

>> No.37974635

>>37974590
It may be good, but it can hardly be considered a pizza.

>> No.37974640

>>37974615
Gotta see the Wings somewhere.
Besides, Detroit deep dish is great.

>> No.37974661

>>37974590
nope, try east coast

>> No.37974697

>>37974661
New Jersey?

>> No.37974710

>>37974697
closer, wheres time sqaure?

>> No.37974737
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37974737

>>37974234
Now you're gonna get it.

>> No.37974755

>>37974710
I don’t know anon, I’m completely lost, like a Newborn in Yorkshire

>> No.37974787

>>37974737
ms haku will neva breake mee, i will be stupouid foreva

>> No.37974794
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37974794

>>37974640
You might meet your wife at a hockey game

>> No.37974805

>>37974794
I could only wish

>> No.37974817

>>37974597
fuck detroit

>> No.37974846

if humans boys dont want to be raped why do they coom so easily?

>> No.37974850

https://mobile.twitter.com/kurokawabind/status/1477067441041981446
AN ENTIRE YEAR OF THIS
TIGER GENES WILL POLLUTE OUR HUMAN BLOODLINE

>> No.37974863

>>37974817
I mean, that's the standing principle of that city but I share the same sentiment with most major cities.
And its better than Flint at least.

Can't find cow girls in the city, too noisy and upsetting.

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37974866

>>37973412
>And ofc
Snekpussy is actually one of the dirtiest pussys.
Not only is it a 3-in-1 hole, whether its at the human 'v' or at the anatomically-correct spot halfway down the tail, its close to or on the ground as they slither to get splashed with mud, dirt, dogshit etc

>> No.37974867

>>37974846
Worse: they dress like they beg for it

>> No.37974869

>>37974850
Feels good man

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>>37974850
and i was just getting used to our cow overlords. oh well.

>> No.37974887

>>37974867
i may dress like a slut but I am a slut! So treat me like one

>> No.37974903

>>37974884
Every year is Yak year.

>> No.37974921

>>37974850
now that sucks, a monster always asking for your consent

>> No.37974933

>>37974921
What the fuck are you talking about? Consent is really hot.

>> No.37974935
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37974935

I wasn't super familiar with Ocelomehs but now I think they're in my top 5. What is it about fierce girls that's so sexy?

Demon
Manticore
Hellhound
Ocelomeh
Yeti

>> No.37974941

>>37974933
it makes the rape wimpy

>> No.37974942

so we swapping cowprint for tigerprint?

>> No.37974951

White holsts gone creamy vanilla milk and brown holsts give rich chocolate milk

>> No.37974958

>>37974951
Do I get strawberry or chocolate by leaving a white holst in the sun?

>> No.37974960

>>37974951
give* not gone im detarded

>> No.37974966

>>37974941
But its not rape, its consensual. They're still dominant and insist on being chivalrous about it.

>> No.37974974

>>37974366
>ask Bunyip for a sniff
She reaches into her pockets and pulls out a coke-bottle of unleaded98
>a not/Straya meme

>> No.37974981
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>>37974942
pretty much

>> No.37974986

>>37974942
When is year of the leopard?

>> No.37975087

>>37974951
what about wonderland holsts?
>>37974966
I want gentle rape

>> No.37975123

>>37973284
>ELH
Huh, I didn't realize he became a vtuber. I wonder if he still enjoys MG stuff or moved on.

>> No.37975130

>>37975087
strawberry and rape

>> No.37975145

>>37969445
Being honest, she would look far better as a Lizardman or Salamander, she loses dem thighs as an Echidna, also given how battle hungry she is, kind of a given she would have been one of those.

>> No.37975153

>>37975123
seems to stop by here and shit the floor semi-annually. don't know if that means he still likes monsters.

>> No.37975168

>>37975130
will i get high?

>> No.37975177

>>37975168
Only if she wants to haul you up for a blowjob

>> No.37975202

>>37975153
I don't remember much about him. He/she seemed decent enough, and I liked the website he ran. That said, I have a lot of nostalgia for how much more active MG stuff was 5-7 years ago. The good ol' days.

>> No.37975207

>>37975123
I don't know personally but I do hope he found some measure of happiness away from the toxicity that Monorus' Discord brought out in people, and by extension, this thread at times.

>> No.37975222

>>37975177
>tfw ywn have a glass of milk in a wonderland pub and wake upgetting molested on camera before the set of wonderland cows touch the anon and do it now

>> No.37975226

>>37975207
>Monorus
Damn, such a familiar name but I can't remember what kind of content he did. I feel old.

>> No.37975237

>>37975226
if u feel old.... then u are! so feel young so u are young!

>> No.37975245

does light haul as much ass in mge as our universe?

>> No.37975249
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>>37975226
Oh, some of my favorites actually. He was actually a really great artist. I don't remember what drama if any, but I hope he's well.
>>37975237
Ha, if only that worked.

>> No.37975252

>>37975222
>Your first mistake was setting foot in wonderland.
>Your second was accepting that drink at the tavern.


And unrelated but I want to go adventuring with a trio of shortstack holst adventuring partners.

>> No.37975259

how does an mg indicate to other mg that she recently performed fellatio on a man?

>> No.37975274

>>37975087
Getting raped, but being asked if you're ok throughout the whole thing? Them making sure not to hurt you and trying to help you enjoy yourself?

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>> No.37975297

>>37975283
something about them baseless claims of fertility gets me going.

>> No.37975299

>>37975274
>but being asked if you're ok throughout the whole thing?
you mean like that micheal jackson song?

>> No.37975311

What the hell happened to Lanternon? You still alive?

>> No.37975359

>>37975299
...you've been fucked by a smooth Liminal

>> No.37975368

>>37975299
my sides can't handle it,, just imagine, you're getting raped and u hear
>Anon, are you okay,
>Are you okay, Anon
the whole way through

>> No.37975371

>>37975299
anon are you ok? anon are you ok? are you ok anon?

>> No.37975373

>>37975283
I need a Medoosa Reprodoocer.

>> No.37975379

>>37975368
damn it you beat me by 16 seconds

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How good is snake milk?

>> No.37975416

>>37975388
Not very

>> No.37975442

i was going to write something really mean but decided against since its new years,
happy new years anon.

>> No.37975451

>>37975388
very good and gives you strong bones so she can squeeze you better

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>>37975442
THANK YOU, MEATBAG. NOW REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES.

>> No.37975475

>>37975388
>offer to milk snake, she eagerly accepts
>gets annoyed when she's emptying her venom into a styrofoam cup

>> No.37975493

Hey guys, Magus here. Just wanted to say thanks for another great year. Don't want to blog post, but felt like giving an explanation for the lack of request fills. I got more than 40 when I finished JoTM, and it was a little overwhelming. I still have the list, and will continue to churn them out. However, I may wind up skipping some. I love writing for everyone, and I love bringing your ideas to life, but sometimes I read a prompt I dread and wind up letting it gather dust because I don't want to start it. I'm really sorry if I don't get to yours. I prided myself on filling every request sent my way, but this was more than I could handle. I was able to write things like the monberian jinko story because I took a break from that request list. We'll see what 2022 has in store, plenty more stories to come. Don't worry, the requests aren't forgotten.

>> No.37975496

>>37975472
I blame armored core for my love of automatons.

>> No.37975499

I recommend staying off the streets tonight. It's full of monsters of all types trying to ring in the new year. I barely made it home without being followed

>> No.37975512

>>37975388
Alright Anon, you're up, milk that snake.

>> No.37975525

>>37975207
He was one of the toxic elements in that server. He was the mod who chimped out and left.

>> No.37975537

>>37975493
just glad you're keeping the passion. hope your year goes well.

>> No.37975538

>>37975493
I remember mine, it's a shame if it's not gonna get made, but I can understand and if it's not going to be skipped, I'm not in hurry anyway. Take care and good luck with your stuff, Magus.

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>>37975472
Could I neuralink with my AI waifu?

>> No.37975596

>>37975493
Here's a prompt for you: Magus has a good 2022.

>> No.37975622

>>37967228
/tg/ can't help me figure out what's worth integrating into a MGE-esque setting and how.

>> No.37975646

>>37975591
>Tigers are the strongest!

>> No.37975669

>>37975646
>"oh yea? prove it"
>anon then proceeded to get amazoned press through the floor

>> No.37975675

>>37975472
>tfw ywn be called a meatbag by a tsun automaton as you mess with her

>> No.37975692

>>37975669
No! I won't lose to big cats!

>> No.37975718

>>37975692
will you lose to big cats with big hats? what about big kats with big fat tats?

>> No.37975731

>>37975718
Not him but I lost to big fat cats

>> No.37975763

>>37975692
>t. little tom

>> No.37975770

>>37975493
Thank you for everything you've brought to the community! I always look forward to seeing your name pop up, and hope you continue to grace us over the next few years. Definitely make time to do the projects you want to!

then finish the damn Voso solo ending

>> No.37975824

>>37975731
ah, domestic cats, the sneakiest of cats

>> No.37975855

>>37975824
And I love them so.
Even the domestic jinko, which I didn't know was a thing but she tells me it is and that's why she's soft.

>> No.37975901

>>37970715
>>37970652
With all shit memes, a waifufag.

Black harpies are the smartest of the harpies and perfect for a comfy family and community oriented life where you can expect their high IQs to provide luxury and comfort in the form of magic, tech or magitech.

>> No.37975909

>>37958555
>Star of Rephram
4ch has made it impossible for me not to notice these.

>> No.37975924

>>37975855
she's just lazy, a gamer, or a Siberian tiger

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>>37975924
Siberian Jinkos are ripped too.

>> No.37975955

>>37975770
>>37975493
If you're interested, I'd love to purchase an art commission for you. I bought one for Los a few years back for a story commission, but I just want to do something nice for you if you're interested. I'm in a good spot in life, and I don't have an creative skills to give back.

>> No.37975956

>>37975924
>White fur
>Interest in vidyas
>Enjoys getting comfy on the couch.
Checks out, built for snug and fug, I'm informed that it is my duty to give her many litters as she's an endangered species.
Also to pick up a pizza we can split

>> No.37975982

>>37975525
All I'm going to offer is that people were being jackasses when he was in a high stress environment. During protests where gunshots were heard by him. Outside of that I'm not going to discuss it further.

>>37975622
They can provide you with a basis for it or you can do your own research. It'd be fairly easy to just take the Drow and go "A race of fallen Elves who worship a Goddess of Arachne who's name was lost in the annals of time. Because of their rapid monsterization, they are pariahs even among other Dark Elves, as they seek to become closer to their deity and become Driders, a sub-race of Arachne."

>> No.37976024

are we safe?

>> No.37976042

>>37976024
from you? no, we never are

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>>37976024

>> No.37976047
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>>37976024
t.

>> No.37976055

>>37976024
Of course not, rape can come at any time

>> No.37976085
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confess your sins before the new year anon

>> No.37976097

>>37976085
It's been over 4 hours already.

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>>37976024
never felt safer

>> No.37976115

>>37975982
Oh, I already have the lore for the race down and decently indepth. I'm just looking into the finer details that really "sells" dark elves. Like I want you to read a description of some one walking around a city and go "Oh yeah. This is dark elves" except, without the Lolth edge.

I think because I have nothing to do with /tg/ it's still all a bit vague in my mind.

>> No.37976117

>>37976085
nuns get me too harder and make me go stupid

>> No.37976126

>>37976085
I know that one of the sisters in this convent is secretly a Monster, but I'm not sure which one.

>> No.37976137

>>37976085
I want to run a monster girl dairy filled with pudgy, extra busty monster girls that don't necessarily need to be holsts.

>> No.37976149

>>37976085
the last thing i jerked off to in 2021 was alice
from touhou

>> No.37976150

>>37976115
There's several ways you could do it. I'm sure that if you put the time and effort into it you can pull it off. I believe in you, Anon.

>> No.37976162

>>37976126
trick question, its all of them!

>> No.37976167

>>37975538
Which one was yours?

>> No.37976177

>>37976085
I have a hardcore foot fetish

>> No.37976179

>>37976085
I once had an erotic dream about an animatronic from Five Nights At Freddy's and I'm not a furry.

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>>37976085
I just want to go around and put pants on girls who don't wear pants/panties cause it's proper

>> No.37976200

>>37976179
>I'm not a furry.
[X] Doubt

>> No.37976215

>>37975955
You're a good person anon

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IT IS TIME

>> No.37976232

>>37976220
Cow tiger

>> No.37976240

>>37976167
It was >>34090978. Having read the Monberian Jinko story, I want to add that part of the thing in my prompt is that the girl is nice, but definitely NOT shy.

>> No.37976275

>>37976085
I have a hardcore mommy kink and want to be spoiled

>> No.37976299

>>37976150
Well right now I'm looking at lore videos and reading wikis, so it's a start. I think ultimately I just have towrite it and ask people to yell at me if it's not up to scratch. Thing is, Lolth doesn't fit into MGE what so ever, yet she's the driving force behind the meme that is dark elves, specifically the matriarchal aspects. Warhammer dark elves are cunts too, but as far as I'm aware there doesn't seem to be any particular reason behind it, excluding the space dark elves with their whole soul sucking thing.

I suppose ultimately, ruthlessly sexy social mobility doesn't need a reason other than it's a bit of a behaviour sink that draws people into it regardless of whether they want to play by those rules or not, other wise they just get fucked over. But also, When your idea of removing your competition is to get them pregnant and in a loving relationship that takes up all their time, I gotta wonder why bother with the politics when it's a win/win situation, the "loss" arguably more meaningful than becoming head honcho of Cabal X/Guild Y/City Z

I guess I should play into the scarcity of men and a notion of social status one-up-manship. Maybe boys are a privilege tied to social mobility, but then that conflicts with the idea that you can just throw single men at an issue until it's fucked itself in a coma and you're able to stand ontop of the sloppy mess, but ultimately single and wishing you weren't.

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Sorry for the blogpost but I just wanted to thank all of you on /jp/ for a great 2021 and a happy new year. I wouldn't have wanted to start drawing or drawing if it wasn't for the content on the thread that inspired me. You all, for the most part, enjoying the Greenworm content helps to keep me going. I'm looking forward to 2022 and all of the great stories, greentexts, and art that'll come with it.

>> No.37976344

>>37976085
Not sure if it's a sin but I'm becoming a wizard this year. The portals can't open soon enough.

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Tiger

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>>37976344
>I'm becoming a wizard this year.

>> No.37976369

>>37976352
I want to hug an old jinko

>> No.37976376

>>37976343
>april
what would evil queen greenworm do to those silly heroes who won't consider?

>> No.37976405

>>37976085
I wank it to monster girls cucking men in favor of animals likes dogs and horses.
I wank it to monster girls eating animal shit straight from their assholes.
I wank it to monster girls forcing men to kiss them immediately after they eat shit from animal assholes.
I wank it to monster girls getting pregnant from animals instead of their husbands.

Most interesting of all. I find this all completely horrific and disgusting. I find real scat and beast porn disgusting and unappealing, but for some reason, I wanna see a monster girl do it. Preferably a cheshire cat, kikimora, holstaur, or minotaur. But if in the slim-to-none chance that monster girls became real, there's no way in hell I'd ever subject one to this or want to see them do this. Something about cartoon drawings makes it okay in my brain, but to see in real life, it's horrid.

>> No.37976415

>>37976343
Not to sound like a suck-up, but this really puts in perspective where you can go when you start from scratch and put in effort to improve. Good luck, I want to see how good you get in 2023.
>>37976369
I want to kiss an old Jinko.

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>>37976344
Same. 11 months to go. Why must we suffer.

>> No.37976432

>>37976343
What's her favorite fruit?
What's her favorite veggie?
Has she or does she eat meat?

>> No.37976435

>>37976415
I want to marry an old jinko and make her real happy with many kids

>> No.37976446

>>37976435
The ulitmate goal.

>> No.37976449

>>37976376
Trapped in the worm dungeon where the naughty Greenworms who steal veggies are sent when caught. It's like a co-ed prison, except with Greenworms and the occasional Alp

>> No.37976503

>>37976344
wizardom's pretty good. i'm not sure what domain i have mastery over yet but i got nothing but time

>> No.37976520

>>37976299
>Lolth doesn't fit MGE
She'd just be a turbo horny Goddess of Spiders

>Dark Elves are cunts
They were cunts because they sided with Malekith, son of Aenorian, the first Phoenix King. Malekith famously tried to usurp the throne and got turned into bacon because of it by the flames that had gifted his father with his abilities.

>Scarcity of man and notion of social status one-upmanship
That's where shit can get kind of muggy. If you're dead set on using the Drow I'd only be able to offer that they're once again, a more extreme sect of the Dark Elves.

>> No.37976526

>>37976432
>fruit
She likes pineapples and melon the most
>vegetables
Her absolute favorite food above all else is eggplant
>does she eat meat
nope, hasn't tried it either unless you mean in another sense then absolutely, you could say that

>> No.37976542

>>37976526
Nah, I just meant actual food meat like hamburgers, steak, or bacon.

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>>37976344
>>37976426
Shit bros, same. Wizard apprentices unite. What school of magic you guys maining?

>> No.37976573

>>37976446
>ywn have a nice old jinko neighbor that you ask out and go on a cute date with
>ywn awkwardly kiss her
>ywn make her feel like she 200 again

>> No.37976589
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You WILL huff the fluffy tail.

>> No.37976677

>>37976589
No, I am going huff holst milk

>> No.37976697

>>37976677
....We need to aresolize holst milk.

>> No.37976709

>>37976697
Seed the clouds with it

>> No.37976720

>>37976573
>nice old jinko neighbor goes to her weekly book club
>she can't help but gush at her young anon making her feel loved and younger everyday
>other girls smile and nod but rage inside

>> No.37976723

>>37976697
i like that segfault between aerosolize and areola.
the milk is strong in you

>> No.37976726

>>37976709
>Unexpected Rainstorm Causes County to Experience Breast Growth: Are the IlluMoonati Behind It?

>> No.37976731

>>37976520
>She'd just be a turbo horny Goddess of Spiders
Yeah that's fine and all, and I have my own lore reasons for why elves care about some spider goddess, what that doesn't justify however, is the extent to which some random spider goddess influences their culture, if not for being more than just a "horny spider goddess"
>They were cunts because they sided with Malekith, son of Aenorian, the first Phoenix King. Malekith famously tried to usurp the throne and got turned into bacon because of it by the flames that had gifted his father with his abilities.
I know, that doesn't actually give them a reason to be cunts though, the whole spider goddess and pre-dl succlord slaneesh, both these are more metaphysical drivers behind their behaviour. Fantasy delves are cunts, why, because they lost a civil war? Is every one who loses a civil war a cunt?
> I'd only be able to offer that they're once again, a more extreme sect of the Dark Elves.
They're so recognisable, and the MGE dark elf is quite clearly drow inspired with their sadism and matriarchy. Having them just be elves but under ground is wasting so much potential

Browsing the wiki's is helping a lot with trying to mash the two together. I just realized I could use their almost non-existent fertility I know that's not actually lore friendly to other settings as a driver for social mobility because they get more influence and reach and more access to things that might help them conceive and at the very least, more underlings, specifically more married underlings is more mana you can tax/tithe and that's more essence you can brute force a situation with, a situation that might be auxiliary to or directly related to getting pregnant.

I feel like that's a good motivator

>> No.37976767

>>37976589
Present it.

>> No.37976772

>>37976726
>every Tuesday, it rains in milk in MGC

>> No.37976786

>>37976726
>IlluMoonati
>group of cows secretly plotting to make the world milky
>or at least trying when farmer anon isn't barging in the farm asking them 'Are you winning girls?"

>> No.37976815

>>37976786
>>IlluMoonati
>My milk is delicious.

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>>37976565
Elementalism

>> No.37976873

>>37976299
>Warhammer dark elves are cunts too, but as far as I'm aware there doesn't seem to be any particular reason behind it...

Everyone in Warhammer is a cunt and terrible person, or died of dysentery-tetanus-aids. Do what you like with Dark Elves, Drow, or any other monster/mamono for that matter. I crammed bits of Dark Elves and Drow into a 1920 British period drama, and feel it could've gone worse. So the sky is basically the limit, besides this ain't the Hugos.

If you want to be orderly about it, consider what exactly you are trying to justify and solidify about them. Since all mamono care for their humans, you can give pairs a bonus or detriment in the society, dependent on how pairs are treated etc. Try listing out what you want to include as bullet points. If I'm around, I'll yell at you if it ain't up to scratch;)

>> No.37976882

>>37976565
Healing would be nice. I wish I had something good to offer to the world.

>> No.37976887

>>37976344
>>37976426
>>37976565
Grandpa, why are u here?

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>>37976851
Very based

>> No.37976940

>>37976887
because i was here yesterday

>> No.37976942

>>37976772
You gotta ensure the biggest average breast size in the country.

>>37976786
This is what happens when cows are left unoccupied.

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>>37976767

>> No.37976955

>>37976946
I'm imagining the aroma. And the feeling.

>> No.37976957

>>37976887
I was young once. And now all the writefags and artists that I recognized and looked forward to seeing have moved on, the fandom has shrunk to a fraction of itself, and while I miss being here it genuinely hurts to see how much time has moved on and how it will only continue to diminish.

I hate it. I hate living everyday wishing I could go back to a time when everything was new and exciting and cozy. I wish it would stop hurting so much.

>> No.37977011

>>37976940
As in 200 years ago?

>> No.37977029

>>37976957
>I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

As much as it sucks to think about, one day we'll all have moved on, this place will be gone, and we'll look back on these threads and remember.

>> No.37977031

>>37976873
Well I feel like I'm muddling through. I really like the idea of throwing boys at problems maybe even boys trained specifically to match a particular rival elf until they go away gravid with cum. But if boys were the end goal that made conniving rather pointless.

However, if boys aren't the end goal, while still being incredibly important of course, but the end goal was making daughters because that's what ALL MGs want to do, then that makes social mobility and protecting your position despite now having a hubby incredibly important, because the power and influence you have over society gives you greater access to things to boost your fertility or aid in conception.

You could do it the long way of just subsisting off one another and boinking all day until you eventually get pregnant, but doing it the other way could lead to more daughters more often and who doesn't want that?

I mean the general easthetic is fine to handwave, the torture the blade craft, it's either demon silver , or aphrodisiac poisons or elaborate sex. What I was trying to justify was the culture around usurping and backstabing and scheming.

>> No.37977039

>>37976957
Just think of all of the chaos we have to look forward to

>> No.37977061

>>37976957
>>All the writefags I recognized and looked forwards to are gone
>mfw I've been here like 7 years or more now
>still haven't gone anywhere
>Still not looked forward to
I-I'm sorry anon... I'll do better

>> No.37977109

>>37977061
All writefags are looked forward to.
Except for enslaved anon, he can fuck right off.

>> No.37977116

>>37977061
I'll leave it up to you on whether you want to name yourself, but I'm sure there's a few of you that I'm forgetting. That said, I've spent the night going through twitters of the names I recognize. Going through art/story folders, and the archives. It's been a long, depressing night.

I'm going to miss you all when the day comes that this place disappears. And to think, I haven't even started drinking yet.

>> No.37977128

>>37976957
>I hate living everyday wishing I could go back to a time when everything was new and exciting and cozy.
id like to think thats what happens when you die.

>> No.37977155

>>37977116
Lmao, don't have twitter, that's probably why you're missing a few.

>> No.37977162

>>37976957
Damn, I hope that doesn’t come too soon for me

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>> No.37977209

I know we shit on the idea of a discord, but sometimes I wish for a big community one-off, like a high school reunion with all the big art and writefags over the last 10 years. Just to get to know everyone a bit for a night and talk about monstergirls.

Go through your folders. Check out the archive. Sit and think about all the names you haven't seen in years. Pour one out for those who have come and gone, and be thankful that we got the time we did.

>> No.37977220

>>37977169
I love the chili’s in the background, especially the lim

>> No.37977290

>>37977220
I hate autocorrect

>> No.37977412

>>37976957
>the fandom has shrunk to a fraction of itself
has it?

>> No.37977424

>>37977031
>boys are the solution
My take on Dark Elves was that they leaned into this very hard. It may as well be canon MGE. Dark Elves train their slaves to be the kinds of servants they cannot resist or do without. They're basically training their men to be personal assitants, but why? The long Elf lifespan, extended pregnancy/development period, and excessive Dark Elf horny can account for this. Also, I think of them as being from a venom and aphrodisiac filled environment; this is a nod to the Drow and their obsession with spiders, toxins etc. This gives extra reason for the horny and perversion, as if that was needed.

The general back-stabbing and scheming of their society is in a context. It was to please Spider-bitch, but now you've got to think of a different goal for Dark Elf culture. This will inform the kind and type of competition that happens in the society.

Iirc, according to MGE, the other Elves keep starting fights with Dark Elves. That might be a good place to start from.

>> No.37977476

>>37977209
I mean, a fair number of us are still around I imagine, just not using our names.
I am but I was never big.

>> No.37977486

>>37977220
>ywn get shitfaced at the Chili's bar with your wife on new year's while gorging on 2 for $25s
Some days are harder than others

>> No.37977539
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>>37977412
We're down about 40 unique posters. The writing scene is pretty good, but hit or miss throughout the year, and I would argue there are fewer people doing a high proportion of it (Magus, Spider, Ameoba, etc). The art side though definitely seems to have fallen off.

>> No.37977544

>>37976957
>the fandom has shrunk to a fraction of itself
I’ve been here for about 2 years or so is the fandom really that much smaller than it used to be?

>> No.37977581

>>37976957
Loosen up and live a little more, it can't make the present too much worse if you do it intelligently. Why there might be chances at improvement, here or there.

There are relative degrees of good and bad. Try and remember that this is always so, even if you're going downhill.

I've spent my New Year's time checking up on people to make sure they haven't offed themselves. Nigga, life is shit, but you still have to make an attempt to shift things in a better direction.

>> No.37977582

>>37977544
Look at the writing archive if you haven't and count the names you recognize. Arts a bit harder to track unless you're familiar with the various artists obviously, but the archive gives you a pretty good idea of what's been done over the last 10 years.

>> No.37977600

>>37977290
>autocorrect
>"if you want to make out i'm gay if you are "
>" NO, I meant to say if you to make up I'm game if you are, godamn autocorrect!"

>> No.37977615

>>37977539
I seem to recall us hitting close to 200 five years ago.

>> No.37977621

>>37977544
Iirc, the anubis scraper shows a marked and heavy decline in content generation. All the NEETs are shambling over to Vtubers, I expect.

>> No.37977635

>>37977600
Even your phone can detect your inevitable transformation into an Alp

>> No.37977665

>>37977582
>>37977621
How’s the Japanese side of things going?

>> No.37977736

happy new years fellas,
also
goodbye

>> No.37977740

Guys I've been on this thread for years and want to celebrate about something irl

I hooked up with my crush from work last night who's a legit 10/10, I just want to let everyone on this thread that feels lonely tonight knowing one day you will make it

So anyway hellhounds are best girls

>> No.37977748

>>37977665
Don't know, but I'll guess a similar decline there as well.

>> No.37977758

>>37977740
congrats anon

>> No.37977761

Happy New Year!

>> No.37977762

>>37977581
Wise words. It's funny how life plays out though. I'm a successful person, but every few years life shops off another big slice of what made me the person I am. Gaming groups of hundreds of people, a couple fandoms, close friends (gaming and IRL), and it gets harder and harder to connect with new things as we grow older. Doesn't help that for many of us, MG stuff goes above normal interest and becomes a life goal.

>>37977665
Couldn't tell you. I never followed that side closely.

>>37977736
Why are you leaving?

>> No.37977780

>>37977736
Happy New Year's.
Keep your options open.
Good luck either way.

>> No.37977785

>>37977740
don't rub it in.

>> No.37977796

>>37977740
What’s your plan to make her monsterize into a heckhound, anon?

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37977797

Happy New Year!

>> No.37977810

Three more hours you mongrels. Everyone knows the PST is the one true timezone. West coast USA is the best coast, after all.

>> No.37977818

>>37977539
>>37977740
happy new years,

>> No.37977823

>>37977810
For poverty

>> No.37977830

>>37977810
cali, I presume also known as alp central

>> No.37977833
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37977833

Happy cat year

>> No.37977834

>>37977740
Gratz anon. I wish you a happiness. Maybe in the next life you'll find each other in MGE land.

>> No.37977835

>>37977621
i sometimes get scared that nearly all content creation will shift to vtubers due to the good cost to profit ratio.

>> No.37977843

>>37977736
do a flip.

>> No.37977848

>>37977758
Happy new years anon
>>37977785
I wish you the best man, happy new years my friend
>>37977818
Happy new years bud
>>37977796
Texting KC as we speak

>> No.37977855

>>37977736
See you tomorrow.

>> No.37977862

>>37977843
>>37977780
>>37977762
sorry meant to say goodnight,
i usually dont stay up this late and not lucid

>> No.37977866

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, happy new year.
Take it easy and think about the waifus

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It has happened. The floodgates have been opened. The cats are on the hunt. Take cover, lest you be dragged away into the night to serve as a new scratching post

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37977896

Impregnate jinkos.

>> No.37977899

>>37977882
i only trust monsters in holy garb or older monsters, I;m fine

>> No.37977907

>>37977835
MG content? That won't happen. Does literally anyone do MG stuff over a camera? ELH is the only vtuber I'm aware of, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't advertise that he has/had anything to do with monstergirls.

>> No.37977915

while we are on the subject, i looked up threads from 6 years,
they would reach 2500 posts a lot of the time.

>> No.37977923

>>37977915
Sounds about right. What was the poster count?

>> No.37977931

>>37977915
6 years ago

>> No.37977959

>>37977915
Hah, how many years has it been since hitting the post limit was a thing (rough guess)?

>> No.37977979

>>37977923
it doesn't look like poster count was thing in 2015, either that or its written over when the thread archives.

>> No.37977989

>>37965696
Get to at least 1 lucid dream per night so I can visit her on the regular

>> No.37978037

>>37977989
i have lucid dreams a lot, but I also have no control in them,
i dont know what people mean about doing anything you want in a lucid dream because i sure as hell cant .

>> No.37978043

>>37968137
I know most of these, but
>red fox
this refers to some specific 'variety?'

>> No.37978050

>>37977785
Not him. Don't be so petty that someone doing better pisses you off. At worse, it has nothing to do with anything involving your situation. At best, it could signal hope for such a thing regarding yourself. Neither situation deserves your scorn. Seriously look at some puppies or something.

>>37977762
>wise words
I believe them to be true words, at least. It may be over-optimistic -- or even delusional -- but you could regard this as closer to a refining process than one of wholesale loss. Of course, maintaining neuroplasticity is difficult; no need to sugar coat that, but attempts gain more than not. I'm of the mind that the cold light of day can dispel excess in either direction. MG content has a few areas of intersection with anything else, but the majority of the nodes don't contribute to expansion in social areas. It won't effectively combat the trends you mention unless special care is taken to ensure that effect.

>>37977862
Glad to hear it. I'm tired of talking people down right now. Sorry, y'all.

>> No.37978083

>>37969949
>Kikimora
I'm OK with this

>> No.37978087
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37978087

ITS FINALLY HERE

>> No.37978119

>>37977424
Here's how I'm seeing it right now. Boys are the solution. Babies are the question. Much of a man's time might be spent in learning to socialize, learning to defend himself either physically or mentally, honing his body and mind, but all of that is, in actuality, a kind of sexual training. It's all for the goal of ensuring the best possibly environment and parenting to raise children in. Self defence is obvious, socialization so you can secure high positions in society and benefit your family, tempering the body to fuck 24/7, tempering the mind to love it. Aphrodisiac toxin and venoms and poisons will play a role of course, but they aren't actually a large driver to the dark elf horny, or at least I don't see a need to explain it using aphrodisiacs.

As to general scheming, I'm thinking it comes around to babies again. Getting a husband is only the first half of the story. Proving yourself to be superior by breeding an army is the bigger half. As all MG's see it, kids are the crystallisation and proof of your relationship. More than that they'll have dark elf specific religious reasons to show off their fertility and reproductive fitness.

So that's the motive behind your scheming cum-throat competition, it's influence, it's power, it's your Holstaur Milk, your nostrum, your A grade Couple's Fruit, your scrying spheres to find out where the mate of your daughter to be will live.

What do you guys think?

>> No.37978129

>>37978087
>pomf, what are we gonna do on the bed, jinko san?

>> No.37978144

>>37977740
>who's a legit 10/10
This will only end in tears

>> No.37978155

>>37978050
>I believe them to be true words
Thanks man, you're a good person. I'm so sorry that you're having to deal with the stuff you are. Nobody should have to be in that position. I'd send you a portal/waifu if I had the power.

>> No.37978160

>>37977915
It's better that they don't, we can usually not hit the image limit these days and you can actually read the thread after you've been gone a few hours, those days were chaotic and kind of annoying.

>> No.37978200

>>37978160
Yeah, but the conversations we had. The worldbuilding. The Order shitposting. It was all so fresh and new and fun. Don't forget the hundreds of random greentexts. Yeah, sometimes people stirred shit up, but it all felt so alive.

>> No.37978213

>>37978144
Realistically an 8/10, just a 10 in my eyes. But we're both ICU nurses so we kinda had a romance forged in the heat of real life shit. But yeah you're right I won't get my hopes too high until things become official. It's just the fact that I'm even a this point is cause for celebration

But that's the last of my blogposting happy new years to all

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>>37977899
Do I have the girl for you anon

>> No.37978227

>>37977923
>>37977979
so a thread in 2015 lasted 41 hours with 2505 posts
so thats 0.98203592814 posts a minute,
how does that compare to now?

>> No.37978238

>>37978200
>sometimes people stirred shit up
I think you forget just how frequently that happened.

>> No.37978264

>>37978227
>how does that compare to now?
using this thread its about 0.63 posts per minute

>> No.37978275

>>37978238
Nostalgia goggles are certainly real. Remember edge-kun? The anti-hellhound dude? Anti-femdom? That said, I think there was more good than bad.

>> No.37978289

>>37978227
To be honest with you, I don't actually feel like the threads got too much slower. /jp/ got WAY WAY faster

>> No.37978367

>>37977621
>Vtubers
Doesn't make much sense desu. MGE is a wish fullfilment setting to its core. Watching someone with an avatar play video games is completely different.

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>>37978200
I wanted to come up with something witty, but alas. I did enjoy the occasional paladin-posting spree we'd get back in the day.

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>>37978391

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>>37978428
lmao. Good times.

>> No.37978489

>>37978367
vtubers are basically idols, they act as a virtual surrogate girlfriend to lonely otaku, thats the connection.

>> No.37978505

>pixiv followed artist works have exploded with tigers
Feels good man

>> No.37978564

>>37978119
The first paragraph, giving context for all of the mate training, makes sense enough.

>army breeding
Here's where vague media ideas on Elves begin conflicting...

Our study of nature gives two broad reproductive strategies, K and R. To put it simplistically, R is putting more energy into producing quantity of offspring, K is putting more energy into quality of offspring.Oversimplification. Anyway, Elves are infamous for low fertility and would be K-type. A Large Mouse, or Devil Bug would be a R-type. But you can do as you like, if it floats your boat. I don't really see it.

MGE mentions that both Dark Elf and Elf are Aggressive, so competition is an alternate idea.

>>37978155
Dubs. Thank you for the well wishes. I do try to keep the old virtue up to code, but often fail. We are in a place where outcasts and the broken gather; so I expect others here have it worse than I. That is reason enough for my sympathy.

>> No.37978581

>>37978505
>cows are forgotten
Feels bad man.

>> No.37978600

>>37978581
I think you could mistake most of these tigers for cows.

>> No.37978604

>>37978489
Why don't they follow real idols then? They will at least know what they look like and even get a chance to see them up close at a meet-and-greet. Call me an out of touch gramps if you like, but I genuinely can't see the appeal of vtubers.

>> No.37978652

How would you feel if you were a sexualized fictional character that millions of monsters drew porn of? What if youre the Lara Croft/Elizabeth/Quiet/2B of the MGE world?

>> No.37978680

>>37978604
>Why don't they follow real idols then?
Probably the same reason we're here pining for MGs. Real people hurt us and our fantasy is far removed from earth. That which isn't real can be whatever you want it to be and by definition can't hurt you.

>> No.37978709

>>37978604
I suspect the serious non-trendy fans have beat off to too much 2D anime to go for obvious meat people. I assume the majority is just going after the latest spoonfed fake girlfriend version of the moment.

>> No.37978778

>>37978564
No, you misunderstand dark elves are hyper K selective biologically. All elves are also heavy K selective culturally and mentally, exercising rigid mate selection practices and focusing heavily on nurturing what they have. Most elves understand their nature and even work with it, like high elves in my setting even going so far as to supress how absolutely horny they are, resulting in a high culture of artistic distractions, denial and cope.

Dark elves buck the trend only socially, they also exhibit rigid mate selection, incredibly low birth rates and long periods of child rearing. HOWEVER, they have a culture that states that if you're still fit enough reproductively and financially to breed an army, you're the cream of the crop, the apex elf.

This is where competition comes into it, because that's not something that comes naturally. Those fertility rates are only something you get by mobilising vast wealth and influence. For this reason, Dark elves in my setting would be seen as more fertile than other elves, something they would absolutely play up, despite being biologically no more fertile than your average elf, excluding all the magic, ehcnantments, tonics and drugs.

>> No.37978809

I suppose the main difference between us and vtubers is we are aware its fiction.

>> No.37978840

>>37978652
>Office Ralph is ready to staple those TPS Reports
>Watch as he takes his coffee break earlier than approved. So naughty!
Imagine the comments.
>Oh yeah staple those papers you filthy slut
>Overlord I wish that cup was me
>Does anyone see the ink on his shirt? Imagine the smell

>> No.37978886

just so you guys know ill stay in these threads till the bitter end

>> No.37978890

>>37978652
I think about this a lot to make myself feel better and motivate me to be less of a sperg. (even if monsters would find it cute)

>> No.37978913

>>37978652
Haha that would really suck to know that hundreds or maybe even thousands of women jill off to me without me even knowing haha can you imagine

>> No.37978927

>>37978840
>pound me like you pound that keyboard
>that harlot at the next desk eyeing him isn't good enough for him

>> No.37978935

>>37978652
If they want to watch me fumble through grad school, play vidya, or sperg over guns, then by all means let them. I just question who among them would actually watch that.

>> No.37978959

>>37978886
see you there

>> No.37978961

>>37978652
I'd know that MG have no taste. I'd probably have to try to be less embarrassing at all times which isn't comfy, too. Shit sucks.

>> No.37979002

>>37978652
>tfw i remeber the workout sessions i did where I sweated alot and grunted sensually alot
i bet that scene was replayed oveer and over

>> No.37979024

>>37978886
Same, I've spent my entire adult life here so far, I've got no intention of stopping now.

>> No.37979064

I'll be here until conditions improve to the point where non-garbage wife is possible.
If that ever happens, I'll probably still come here out of habit.

>> No.37979066

>>37978652
Damn, monsters have that bad of taste?

>> No.37979088

>>37979002
>TFW it's another blatant fanservice scene where Anon goes to the gym

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>>37977621
Stats if anyone is interested.

Fucking Los, start writing again.

>> No.37979179

>>37979123
lmao, just found an OLD (chapter of) story that I love. Some great Sphinx smut if anyone is interested. By some miracle the pastebin is still up.

https://pastebin.com/4ycQ7PrU

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>>37979123
>I'm on the list
Wow.

>> No.37979207

>>37979185
Since Penywise is the only guy other than Magus that I recall seeing in the last couple years, pretty good odds you need to stop slacking.

>> No.37979244

>>37979207
I've been writing more than ever, just not about monster girls and not here and not in English.

>> No.37979256

Do Kunoichi naruto run?

>> No.37979297

>>37978778
I see. So this is a constrained optimization in a K-selector matrix, I guess? Even if put that way, personally breeding an army seems incompatible with the notion of maximizing quality of offspring. Perhaps there would be different areas Dark Elves could have a high competition culture?

Dark Elves are fond of capturing human men and Elves, according to the profile. So I'd assume that would be where they would compete. Or competing in training said people. Or competing in sexual contests etc The 'breed entire army yourself' idea doesn't seem to mix with any of the premises. Enslaving R-selectors would be a better strategy if you wanted to raise an army, and were a K-selector. But hey, if that's your thing...

Here's a bit of casual sex competition, Dark Elf style and PoV. It is in the style of a 1920 English period piece, and I am not English, so don't expect much:

>They were going at it so hard that I was thinking weren't no point in trying to make a push for me mate, Catsmeat. But Reggie did that pinch thing I like and gave me the nod. And what do I see but Dame Winks taking it full on, her ears going livid. And she looks me square in the eye for all that and says "The historical revisionism in this play is distressing. Am I to take it that Miss Potter-Pirbright holds the opinion that the Bol Chahallin contributed to the inflation of the Dobluth Colbauth?" Fucking Hel. She's near frothing at the mouth from her ol' man's touch and that's what she asks me? Did the bint eat a fucking textbook or sumthin? I barely know what any o that means, and she's asking about Catsmeat, the fucking actor? Fucking knew this was gonna ming bad.

>Dame Winks outta be yowling like a cat in heat from the way her man's making them ears ring. Fallen's sake, I might leg it if I wouldn't have to leave Reggie here. Fucking Hel, Catsmeat. You owe me hard for this one. It's a bad feeling knowing I ain't ear-wise enough to get a whopper of a lie past Dame Winks, even when her ears are screaming happy all o'er the place. Reggie presses me nice and supportive, so I make a go for as shady a truth as I can sell.

>"I can't say, as it never come up. Catsmeat is the acting sort. Them types do all sorts of preparations for plays y'know. She might have read up a bit, for emotional wossname." I say, knowing damn well Catsmeat ain't really the sort to hit a book, 'cept with her big ruddy bird feet.

>They do a smooth changeover as you've ever seen, and she goes to town on her man. I know for a fact his toes outta be curling from how she's digging an gnoshing, but he looks up calm. Then HE pulls a bleeding complex question outta thin air. They really is a fucking pair o boffins. Fallen help me.

>> No.37979377

>>37979244
RS if I had to guess, but feel free to correct me if you so desire. But it was only a joke, though I do hope you decide to write more for us in the future. Without naming yourself (assuming you don't wish to) mind if I ask which fandom you've shifted to, or perhaps you started doing it professional?

>> No.37979444
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>>37979377
Not RS. Haven't shifted to any fandoms, I'm trying to write for real. I'm up to 5 rejections on my first novel, currently working on short stories for practice and planning out two other novels. No clue if I'll ever get good enough to be published, but I sure would like to.
I hope the Art Fairies bless me.

>> No.37979496

>>37979444
I wish you the best. Maybe one day you can return and practice with some MG shorts.

>> No.37979499

>>37978652
so who gets off at seeing a man draw old hags molesting and brutally raping much younger men

>> No.37979974

>>37978652
>tfw you see all the porn of you, all of it and you go over the artists and say good job on those doujins you did
>watch the spaghetti that spills

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37980058

>>37979974
>"While I appreciate the.... artistic liberties, I feel the need to tell you it's not that big"
>"Not yet it's not"

>> No.37980101

>>37978652
i would be offended at my height, im not that tall, in fact im very short

>> No.37980144

>>37978652
well, shit i would be flattered but use it to tease mamanos in moncon, just dressing lik a slut then walking into the place

>> No.37980160

>>37979974
Like the Nier Automata guy asking for all the porn of 2B and saying 'nice' to it.

>> No.37980252

>>37979297
I am being hyperbolic, they're not breeding an army, a successful matron of a thousand years old could be expected to have 12 or more daughters.

A rate of a pregnancy a century is seen as very good in elven terms, and a century is about how long it takes an elf to be recognised as a young adult. The number a little higher because a woman of that standard should be expected to have been blessed with a rare pair of twins at least once.

To be perfectly honest with you, I can't think of another form of competition that's so important as to drive an entire culture as a whole, especially in a direction as niche and drastic as dark elven culture. They don't venerate their gods as zealously as they do in other settings, because here if Lolth told you to sacrifice your husband for power she'd be told to go fuck herself like the lonely miserable whore she is.

A fondness for slavery will certainly be an avenue for competition, but that's nowhere near big enough to drive an entire society, certainly nowhere near important enough to inspire the kind of cum-throat culture I'm looking for.

Sorry anon, I should have been more measured in my words, they in no way care about giving birth in sufficient numbers to field an army, military service is a necessary aspect of life, and slave raiding itself is a cultural honour, however, having daughters with the man you love is far far far more important in the mid of any dark elf.

Your greentext was a jarring read without what I feel like is a good 10,000 words of context at least, lmao. But I get what you mean with the casual sex competition, the issue is something that benign can hardly 'define' dark elf culture.

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I'm dedicating my second post of the New Year to professing my love of foxgirls.

>> No.37980339
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I'm dedicating my first post of the New Year to professing my love of Hellhounds.

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I heard something about tigers?

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>>37978604
I prefer 2D over 3D, vtubers can be MGs, and I'm interested in people that want to be anime characters. Thanks to vtubers we have a lot more women pretending to be catgirls or succubi or whatever the fuck. It's just entertainment though, nothing to think too hard about.

>> No.37980492

>>37978604
>3DPD

>> No.37980501

>>37977830
Hah, close. PDX

>> No.37980513

>>37980492
vtubers are 3DPD as wel

>> No.37980520

>>37980513
My schizo delusions disagree

>> No.37980537

>>37980058
She's found him!

>> No.37980543

>>37980520
Based med refuser

>> No.37980545

>>37978652
Surprised, confused, flattered, and aroused.

>> No.37980581

>>37976344
2 more years and a month for me. You scrubs better revise astral defenses over your spires, I DO find teleporting stink bombs funny and I WILL use them indiscriminately.

>> No.37980611

>>37976344
What age was wizardom again? I hit 30 last year.

>> No.37980624

>>37980611
You're already a wizard.

>> No.37980657

>>37980611
You made it

>> No.37980689

>>37980611
>wizard so absentminded he doesn't even remember he is a wizard
Oh dear!

>> No.37980714

>>37980252
Ah, I didn't note the hyperbole. So that would mean the actual challenge for Dark Elves is the massive sink that offspring represent. With double the maturation rate, you can expect double the cost per child -- an expensive prospect. Therefore, your Dark Elves have little choice but to have a society mobilized to engage in heavy resource acquisition. How they distribute it is another matter, for later perhaps.

We assume they are not placed to be self sufficient, but have something they can leverage or trade. So, what types of resources and services do Dark Elves have to offer on the market?

Sustainable resources are a function of a combination: environment, trade, and (technological) processing. Dark Elves are native to: Demon Realms, Forests, and (presumably) Caves. I'd split the difference and make it: Caves and Forests within Demon Realms. This gives us a (very horny) resource pool to draw on. Demon Realms are full of absolutely strange plants, energies, minerals, and animals.

We could suppose Demon Realms, means the Dark kind; darker skin color would give a slight advantage au naturale. But that isn't necessary.

Processing is the means by which raw resources increase in value and use. Dark Elves don't need to be manufacturing oriented, if they can trade services for processing. So I'll skip to services.

Dark Elves look to be people oriented, so this is the available path to gaining processing, which will increase the value of the rich resources of their native Demon Realms. The profile gives them depravity and enslaving as services. So they are well posed for the areas of: education, training, and rehabilitation.

How's that, so far? Is it enough to drive a society? Dark Elves already take pride in marital enslavement, why not have them taking pride in a broader class of worker and student type slaves? I assume that these slaves would get paid, and that 'slave' is just a quirky way of putting it.

Yeah, the story is around 10K in toto. It isn't enough to define a society directly, but a showcasing of enslaving ability would fit as an outgrowth of the views in this post.

>> No.37980732

i need sex into marriage with a jungle cat

>> No.37980774
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Happy New Years

>> No.37980776
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Happy new year!

>> No.37980835

>>37980774
>>37980776
Happy new year amerianons, hope the new year will be kind to you.

>> No.37980865

>>37979123
>>37977544
I remember when getting 2-4 new stories per day was a normal thing

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>>37980835
Thanks! Likewise!
>>37980865
Me too, anon. Me too.

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>>37980865
Perhaps I should contribute today-ish. It's the year of the tiger, after all.

>> No.37980942

>>37980714
>So that would mean the actual challenge for Dark Elves is the massive sink that offspring represent.
Yeah huge, with all their contacts, it's still something largely available only to those ruthless and smart enough to reach the top. It's not so dire though, with devices like mana cages, with enough time they could be sitting on a stockpile that's enough to power the city for the next century. That's a lot of mana to, say, fill a pool with precious fertility boosting ingredients and then fuck in it, to see if that works

Could you expand a little on self sufficiency? They are self sufficient as I see it, on the basics, of course their use for exotic resources exceeds the scope of what they're able to sustain themselves, but outside of that they've got satellite settlements to provide agriculture and textiles, manufacturing, mines to harvest demon silver from, they're self sustained in that respect and as to their market contributions as a race they've all got highly developed artistic tastes, and even the most basic elven doodle would sell for a mint on the market, artisans and jewellers and tailors, dark elves have or enslave a lot of. They've also got a large pharmaceutical presence in the underdark economy, though for a lot of their manufacturing they're more flash than substance, unlike dwarven crafts which are more functional and reliable.

I can totally see what you might mean though, how their larger focus could be on service institutions. That would track with a general dark elven mindset of cultural supremacy, subjecting the underdark to it by having a stranglehold over educational and niche-vocational institutions, though probably less trades. It does also fit considering when I think of underdark civilizations in terms of complexity aisdes from dwarves, dark elves seem to have a monopoly on "civilization" even if not overwhelmingly civilized. At the very least I can't think of any others going around city building, except maybe ants but I don't think antgirls are going to have academies of anything except structural engineering.



Interesting tangent into the economic situation, and it'll definitely help, but competition of this nature alone isn't enough to justify throwing your previous teacher and the husband you manipluated the two into meeting into a deep pool of aphrodisiac water and no way out but a thick vine that'll grow a mil with every orgasm. You'd have to be a cunt and while cunts exist, but's not a reason for every one to be cunts to each other all the time. It's something that goes hand in hand with the baby vibe I'm going for, but can't replace it perse.

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>>37980483
I never understood those vtubers. Even normal streamers already seem soulless to me as actors who fake their reactions, emotions and pretend to be your friend etc to get free money from you, but vtubers are the peak of soullessness - their whole appearance is completely made up to be as marketable as possible, their expressions are generated to be cute, their voice is complete fake etc etc

>> No.37981022
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Night anons! Dream of waifus and snuggling!

>> No.37981060

>>37981017
>I never understood it
It's simple anon, the emptier something is, the more you can project onto it. Now it's not even a person, it doesn't even fail, or have strange tics or pimples or shitty coloured hair, it's an anime girl, it's an ideal.

>> No.37981064

>>37981022
I want a demon that'll accept snuggling on demand in her contract.

>> No.37981212

>>37981060
>it's an anime girl, it's an ideal.
Except for the part when it's gold-digging 3DPD getting thousands per hour from paypigs

>> No.37981233

>>37981212
I mean, it's their money to waste, right?

>> No.37981251

>>37981212
You don't see it, so you don't care. I mean, I get it and I agree with you, but are you really so rooted to your edgy contrarian persona that you can't put yourself in the POV of the vtuberfag?

>> No.37981288

>>37981251
>are you really so rooted to your edgy contrarian persona
wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>> No.37981336

>>37981288
I mean, it just makes you incapable of understanding your enemy and if you don't understand your enemy you can't make the really spicy memes about them.

>> No.37981355

>>37980942
>contacts
Who would Dark Elves (en masse) have as useful contacts? KC has given us location data, so with the earlier choices for Dark Elves they will interact with natives of locations like so:

>Demon Realm (Forest)
Positive contact

>Demon Realm (Cave)
Positive contact

>Forest
Positive contact if the natives want it to be a Demon Realm. Negative otherwise.

>Cave
Positive contact if the natives want it to be a Demon Realm. Negative otherwise.

The above could imply a reason for conflict with Forest Elves, and cooperation with Dwarves.

>self sufficiency
Mamono are designed with high level natural aptitudes in certain areas. I presume that most of a species will follow their aptitude. As such, a Dark Elf 'buying up' a manufacturing skill is like a Dwarf 'buying up' a command/slavery skill. Doable, but inefficient since they have advantages as a species.

So Dark Elves may have resources, but orienting towards manufacturing reduces their overall trade ability. They would be competing with Dwarves, the magical technologists, not a solid plan.

Even if Dark Elves could sex-train each other to be excellent manufacturers, the Dark Elf population wouldn't be able to fill the worker slots needed. Slow Elf-production is the limit. So for any task they don't have enough people to fill as a species themselves, they must utilize a set of slave-workers.

Otherwise they'll have piles of raw goods with low value, or only be able to process a small portion of the goods into high value. Not sustainable.

As a people manipulator with a very low reproduction rate, slave-worker contracts is the best orientation for them afaict. This gets the most manufacture per Dark Elf -- by having them 'sex-train-boost' X workers per Dark Elf. A lot depends on the effects of Dark Elf slave-training, at the least it being a super motivator makes sense:
>"Yes! Harder karoshi-sempai!"

I thought I'd mention that HR and Leadership also fall under the Dark Elf skill set. :)

The competitions and backstabbing could be non-malicious. Dark Elves are /d/epraved, so long as it is safe, sane, and consensual, you can probably get them on board. Getting trapped in that aphrodisiac pool was awesome, thinks the teacher, but she'll still have to pay her student back...

If you have enough failsafes and a society that consents to getting lewd pranked, then you've got enough meat for backstabbing etc w/o going full 'evil cunt', right?

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>>37981336
But that means becoming your enemy. Are you telling me that to dab on your enemies you must first dab on yourself? Far out, man...

>> No.37981372

>>37981336
nta, vtubers aren't my enemy desu. They're fellow otakus with a different outlet. Having a laugh about them is still fun though.

>> No.37981374

>>37981364
How can you call the abyss a faggot without even looking it in the eye?

>> No.37981395

>>37981336
So how many hours of blacked you have to watch before being able to make fun of them?

>> No.37981404

>>37981017
Sense of community. Gaming is out of question since mmos are just bastardized. Discord is just a weak mockery of anime/gaming forums. We are niche community too, since there is barely material either.
As for the people they are mostly friendless so its natural they go to their channels, because they can become easily a part of that community. I have also noticed streamers use the word "we" instead of "I" or "me."

>> No.37981420
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>>37981374
Why would I say such a mean thing to the abyss?

>> No.37981537

>>37981355
Dark elves aren't likely to have overwhelmingly positive connections to the surface for a multitude of reasons, namely agressive economic policies that prioritise shifting resources away from surface communities. Their surface raids for boys and slaves already put them on ambivalent footing. In human lands obviously their tainted wares are contraband. In monster neutral or positive lands trade may be more normalized and above board, excepting the tainted nature of their wares as you mention, it being steeped in mamono mana. Large scale commerce would definitely push that land towards a demon realm.

I personally like to take a broader approach to races, I take sadism and slavery to be cultural staples, but I also think there could be a dark elf that works with an arachne to decorate dresses for a living, after all it doesn't make much sense to be so hyper specialised into one racial trade, not every dark elf is going to be a slave mistress, training your personal slave might be a race wide occurrence, but there's only so much room for taskmistresses who do it on a commercial level. Also, their craft doesn't really conflict with dwarven crafts that much, given that their qualities are vastly disparate, more a work of art than a craft, they'd prioritise function over form, while dwarves would be the opposite, though obviously both being competent a the the other, it's just like saying the italians shouldn't make Lamborghinis because the japs at better at making toyotas. I know I'd take a toyota over a lambo. Slave labour would take up the majority of the labour positions, and dark elves may not even be overseers, though they would generally manage operations, but you'd want a gnome or something to oversee the mines to ensure they're operating as safely as possible.

The whole dark elves training slaves to boost productivity is a great idea though, I'm going to have to think on that one.

>The competitions and backstabbing could be non-malicious.
Oh it is. thanks to talking I think I've worked out the motivations behind it, it was just even non malicious or only softly malicious backstabbing and treachery needs a reason after all I think mutual cooperation is the default of a functioning society, to do otherwise requires justification, whatever the form. That's really more what I was looking for, I was never going for the 'evil cunt' rout, so the issue of extremes was never, well, an issue.

>> No.37981549

>>37981395
>Having to watch blacked
What it isn't spammed enough for you? I've seen the retards time and time over to know it's mostly bots and changs

>> No.37981561

>>37981420
>Why are my carpets purple and sticky? Noooo my purple underwear is molesting me again. Wopfellow where are you WOPFELLOW HALP

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