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37957987 No.37957987 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Alice such a nerdy faggot?

>> No.37958020

>>37957987
>anor londo
Alice is a Dark Souls fan? Wtf I'm in love now

>> No.37958108
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>>37957987
That isn't that nerdy. People that play shmups are worse that people that speedrun a game like dark souls. There's nothing wrong with being nerdy anyway! Being an enthusiast is cool!

>> No.37958396

>>37957987
Women can't be faggots

>> No.37958669
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37958669

>>37957987
I love in that way

>> No.37958941

>>37958396
lesbians would like to have a word with you.

>> No.37958984

>>37958941
Lesbians are gay but they arent faggots.

>> No.37959115

>>37957987
Source?

>> No.37959213

>>37958984
This. I want to watch lesbians have sex, the only thing I want to watch a faggot do is hang from a tree.

>> No.37959216

>>37959115
You are a fucking retard

>> No.37959237

>>37959216
You're balding and 30 lb underweight. You're beneath me.

>> No.37959346

>>37959237
Anon I'm sorry that was mean. It's not your fault you're a waste of oxygen and even if it is I shouldn't belittle you for not mattering. I'm sorry.

>> No.37974001
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List hurtful things that you can say to Alice! I'll start.
>"DS1 is terrible, DaS2 was the peak of the series"

>> No.37974098

>>37974001
Alice reads guides!
Alice summons and spams lightning spear in every boss fight!
Alice alt+f4 the moment she gets invaded!

>> No.37974147

I want to hit Alice with a shovel

>> No.37974525

>>37974147
Are there even any shovel-like weapons in any souls game?

>> No.37974578

>>37974525
Greatsword from 2 would probably count.

>> No.37983748

>>37958984
Funny thing is I think you're right

>> No.37984459
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37984459

>>37958941
>>37958984
Lesbians literally don't exist. The lesbian 'drive' is a method of coping for women that can't attract the men they think they deserve and with traumas due to abuse or rejection. It's a coping strategy, no 'lesbian' will ever deny a cock in the right time. While the trauma option also exists for men, men who genuinely aren't attracted to women exist

https://youtu.be/efx5dBnZPQA?t=240

Video related is an example of how a """"lesbian"""" routinely humiliates a man way out of her league to convince herself she's too good for him, and that's why he isn't attracted to her. That's what actually turns women on, being needed, attractive or desirable for men. Women who can't attract their desired partners end up as basket cases

>> No.37984465

>>37957987
I couldn't read past this page
Stupid thing for a rape doujin to make me connect with the girl , I can't get a boner after that
Fucking douchbag

>> No.37987038

>>37984465
You mean it's not a vanilla setup where the guy realizes how lonely Alice is and falls for her quirkiness?
That's just too sad I'm never going to read it and instead just pretend that's how it goes.

>> No.37987050

>>37958984
Depends how you define a faggot.

>> No.37987083
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>>37987050
A bad person. Bad as in makes people feel bad ;^]

>> No.37987144

>>37984465
I want to rape Alice, so I think I'll enjoy that.

>> No.37987149

>>37984465
That's one of the only appeals of reading a fucking doujin

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>>37957987
Yes

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>>37957987
My wife alice is so cute when she laughs
Also
Alice if she real

>> No.37989051

>>37959115
its trash, even a nigger like you wouldnt like it

>> No.37989663

>>37988992
3D makes me sick.

>> No.37990588

>>37958396
Wrong, women are inherently faggots, but we accept that because they're attractive and can bear children.
Touhous, on the other hand, can't be faggots. That's why they are vastly superior to all other forms of women.

>> No.37990636
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>>37984459
>Lesbians literally don't exist
anon says while posting the gay librarian

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>>37957987
>>37958108
>>37958669
My love for Alice burns with the intensity of ten thousand suns

>> No.37995554 [DELETED] 

>>37957987
nerds are cool

>> No.37996219

>>37995554
No, they don't, but some nerds like my wife alice are cute

>> No.38000195
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>>37990636
'Lesbians' like cocks more than a retard likes a pencil. Why do you think Patche has so many tentacle doujins? Again, you'll never find a dyke that on the right time and at the right opportunity, would deny the cock that she 'believes' to deserve.

2hus are super sexy and it would be hard for a top male specimen to resist being attracted to them, which again, is how women actually perceive sensuality and their sex drive. No way they need the scissoring coping strategy

>> No.38012203

>>38000195
They like silicon ones only.

>> No.38016104
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38016104

>>38012203
And I would guess that it's 'heresy' if they like meaty ones. The ones who dare to say that they suffer because they still have desire to fuck men get reprimanded in social media and real life after all.

Homosexuality is a religious, irrational pillar, for turning societies on their final, decomposing stages into infertile and a literal rite of death, as the sexual libido gets purged in a sterile act, instead of giving life. Their followers will never admit that they are the 'victim' being offered and sacrificed, though, no matter how much their own instincts make them go through an agonic life. That's what the conditioning and trauma they go through is for

>> No.38024697

>>38000195
>>38016104
What this conveys in my wife Alice thread?

>> No.38024953
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38024953

>>38024697
Alice love for penis (mine)

>> No.38026328

>>37957987
Dark Souls? That's old and busted. Alice should play Black Souls instead.

>> No.38035823

>>38024697
I'm guessing it means Alice is a normal person.

>> No.38041337

>>38026328
Alice?!?

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