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losing her family, like Scrooge

>>3795060
It is very clear from the picture that they died of famine/extreme poverty.

>>3795057
Byakuren is NOT Jesus! Quit calling her that!

>>3795063
which makes very little sense.

>>3795079
Of course not. Byakuren was one of his disciples.

>>3795090
Yukari was a senile youkai too old to stay awake. Ran had to make due with what she could in order to keep the house. Overworked, Ran fell sick and died. Yukari soon followed.

Chen was left alone.

>>3795106
I love lifetime movies.

>>3795079
>Implying Jesus wrote parts of the bible.

>>3795113
NOT WITHOUT MY SHIKIGAMI!

...

I am speechless.

>>3795114
Jesus wrote the ENTIRE Bible, not just parts of it.

But canonically Yukari takes stuff from the outside world constantly

>>3795144
Jesus never even read "the Bible".

Man, wah I wouldn't give for SDM stock.

>>3795149
what*

It could have been made sadder by pointing out that since aristocracy does not adapt well to poverty, Remilia is going to wind up in a cardboard box under a bridge.

>>3795148
The Bible is the word of God, and Jesus is God. He wrote it.

>>3795156
And Flan will end up in a hole under the box under the bridge.

And China will have a smaller box outside to guard it, as Patchy ignores reality and builds a library of old newspapers to lose herself in.

>>3795193
Their corpses are found a few months later.

>>3795193
And Sakuya makes the box appear larger and everybody lives comfortably. GOOD END.

Jesus has a lot of blasphemous fanart on pixiv.

>>3795183
Except Jesus didn't write a single book of the bible.

>>3795244
What part of "Jesus is God -> the Bible is the word of God -> Jesus wrote the Bible" are you not understanding?

>>3795253
God didn't write the bible, he's above manual labor.

>>3795253
>Jesus is God
No he isn't.

Wait, all of this is fictional bullshit anyway, why are we even arguing about it?

>>3795260
>>3795253
OWNED!

>>3795264
Trinity, bitch! He totally is God.

>>3795276
Oh, and what the hell is the "holy spirit" supposed to be then anyway?

Discussion about the trinity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII6-IyaT3o

>>3795282
It's the third part of the Holy Trinity.

Look, just don't question it, okay?

But I believe in Akasha.

The Bible was written by man and is not to be taken as pure fact, but rather as a guideline for your daily life.
Unlike in Islam, the Bible wasn't even dictated by God like the Koran was, prophets wrote down their experiences with God and Jesus (or what they heard of him) out of their own accord.

Fuck Americans and their conservative bullshit.

>>3795193
Sad though the possibility of a insane newspaper-collecting Patchy is, it would be worse if both Patchy and Meiling realized that sticking around would get them nothing but cardboard boxes of their own, so they abandon the Scarlet sisters. I'm thinking "struggling specialty bookstore worker" and "one-slip-from-fired police patrolman" for those two.

Extra stage: Mid-winter, Meiling is called out to deal with a panhandler, only to discover that it's Flandre, trying to support her sister. Meiling arrests her anyway so as not to get fired. That night, Remilia thinks that even her sister has abandoned her as the oil barrel fire sputters out. She freezes solid overnight, cursing everyone she ever knew.

>>3795291
>Look, just don't question it, okay?
Religion in a nutshell.

>>3795253
But the disciples/prophets/random people supposedly wrote them...

>>3795318
You must have 'faith' to follow religion. Which i admit is totally an alien concept to me.

>>3795337
God guided their hands.

>>3795281
Just posting to say thanks for this link. It is very funny.

>>3795356
No, Loki was just fucking with them.

>>3795317

Nice try, but I ain't welling up over that.

God wouldn't be such an irregular writer. The Bible has both awesome parts(like Job, Psalms or the Ecclesiastes) and shit parts(like Numbers and Mathew).

Also, Old Testament > New Testament

>>3795365
Sorry, I tried. Looks like this is a job for Dan.

>>3795367
New Testament agrees with my modern morality more often, so no.

>>3795356
But then you would have to take everything at face value, which doesn't work considering the contradictions and all the outdated stuff,
unless of course you practice Christianity at the level of the Middle Ages.

>>3795373
I like the Old for the tragic component. Also, a vengeful God always sounded more believable to me than a God of love.

>>3795281
Welcome to godhood, where you don't have to worry about silly things like making sense to limited human minds.

Where is Arc and the loli bible brigade when you need them?

>>3795403
Only an idiot would take a loli bible over the teachings of Jesus.

>>3795403
Fapping to children is sin. Repent!

>>3795389
Fuck that. Loving God > *

Loving god, etc.

>>3795389
You weren't paying attention. Old Testament god was a Tsundere/Yandere god. It goes from menacing to forgiving in a blink.

>>3795433
Old testament god is bipolar?

>>3795448
In short, yes. But they had it coming anyway.

>>3795448
Do not want to meet manic god.

>>3795448
More like PMS