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I think im in love with patchouli. what do?

>> No.37612341
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37612341

>>37612286
>what do?
Stop posting samples.

>> No.37612360
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>>37612341
b-but i like her artworks

>> No.37615346
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Patchouli has a huge, hairy, smelly pussy/anus and I want to fuck them like you have no idea

>> No.37615440

>>37612286
despair or create a tulpatchy

>> No.37619171

>>37612286
First you need to tell her

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>>37615346
God I wish I were Koa and got to enjoy Patchouli pussy everyday.

>> No.37627790

Is she a even virgin?

>> No.37628892
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I poorly drew Patchouli. I'll learn someday.

>> No.37633098
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>>37627790
I believe so, yes. considering she never leaves the library and doesn't get any visitors.

>>37628892
still nicely done.

>> No.37634780

>>37612286
take meds and stop jacking off to hentai

>> No.37641617

>>37633098
Her eyes are a bit fat there...

>> No.37642222
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I'm in love with all the Touhou girls, but Patchy is comfy.

>> No.37642254

>>37634780
lol!

>> No.37652486

>>37612286
How do you know it's love and not momentary infatuation?

>> No.37653640
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>>37612286
Patchouli Gnosis
דעת

>> No.37665364

>>37653640
Uhh, Cthulhu Fhtagn?

>> No.37676290
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>>37612286
Keep loving her.

>> No.37677167
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>>37676290
yes sir

>> No.37687285

>>37653640
My teacher!

>> No.37694793
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>>37612286
Defend her Library or something.
She spends all of her time reading.

>> No.37694938

How would you approach Patchouli if you were sent to Gensokyo?

>> No.37703392
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>>37694938
I'd bring her vitamin d supplements cuz she dont go outside.

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>>37703392
I want to rest in those soft pillows.

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>>37704043

>> No.37708423

>>37694938
>yeah, but can you do the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram?

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>>37694938
Depends on the circumstances of our meeting. If it's in the calm of her library (which is highly likely), I'd approach her with information on the scientific advances of the outside world. If she's interested, I'd ask to borrow a copy of Opus Majus by Roger Bacon if she has one.

>> No.37719842

>>37653640
no one that values their mental stability has anything to do with that place. try finding answers within yourself instead of there.

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What is the evolutionary reason of Patchouli having such a large butt anyway? Seems kinda useless.

>> No.37720695

>>37720555
Patchou has smelly feet

>> No.37721073

>>37720695
She does not, they smell sweet and nice.

>> No.37727189

>>37612286
Me too, please halp.

>> No.37727358

>>37720555
Cushion for comfier reading sessions

>> No.37728580

>>37612286
Steal her books

>> No.37729954
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>>37720555
for extra warmth when she sits on my lap

>> No.37730023
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The captcha seems to approve of Patche's fashion choices

>> No.37743852

>>37694938
>sent to Gensokyo
What's my mission there and who's sending me?

>> No.37747852
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patchouli's pillows!

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Why do people draw Patchouli with a large chest?
It fits her but I genuinely wonder why.
A design choice maybe?

>> No.37761773
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I see Patchouli Knowledge as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Patchouli Knowledge is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Patchouli Knowledge does it for me

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>>37761773
down bad

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>>37721073
This, Patchouli has milky and seemly scent of ... patchouli incense.

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>>37719842
You mean the OTO?
I am not part of Crowley’s sex gang.

>> No.37782687

>>37719754
I’d ask her if she could translate some obscure western grimoires into English

>> No.37786645

>>37719842
This, Patcho's library fucking sucks.

>> No.37789535
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I would rummage through her shelves in search of the lost Zenos paradoxes burned in the arson of the library of Alexandria.
I guess Patchy would not like that though.


Also I would try to smell her hair.

>> No.37798312

>>37789535
It sounds good.

>> No.37800232

What would patchouli think of Aristotle and Nietzsche?

>> No.37804965
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>>37786645
I don’t know, it looks pretty good https://mega.nz/folder/jlEwhYyJ#iK4mVC4y5iwk_cr3eIpX4g

>> No.37805179

>>37612341
I want to put her foot in my mouth

>> No.37805780

>>37805179
You’ll turn into a cow

>> No.37805863

>>37805780
It is a fair price to pay for deflowering her foot. I bet nobody ever did that to her. I will be her first and I will die with a smile on my face. As a cow

>> No.37807505

>>37800232
Basic stuff

>> No.37812594
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She is already taken, I'm sorry.

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>>37800232
>Nietzsche
"Fraud and a pervert. He lived like scum and died like one. I doubt he can even spell his own name."

>> No.37817831

>>37812594
Patche has fallen so far.

>> No.37817849

>>37812594
Me on left

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>>37812594
that isn't canon.

>> No.37827599
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Coolchouli.

>> No.37836239

>>37827599
Awesomechouli

>> No.37836550
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>> No.37840581

>>37612286
I love patchouli a lot. I want to fall asleep in her arms, cuddled up to her! I want to stroke her soft silky hair and feel her warm breath puff against my cheek as her chest slowly bobs up and down! I want to spend Christmas eve warm and cozy, cuddled up with my girlfriend parchouli!

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I want to warm up with Patchouli

>> No.37862285

Merry Christmas, Patchouli<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>> No.37867259

>>37612286
Take a bath, she'll appreciate it.

>> No.37867539

>>37867259
I'd like to take a bath with Patchouli

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>>37867259
But she's smelly too!

>> No.37872329

>>37872189
Then take a bath with her.

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>>37612286
get a better waifu

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>>37872594
wdym she's the best 2hu

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This is your present for today, what are you think?

>> No.37878075

>>37877926
I are think I love it

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>>37877926
The best gift i'd ever have

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>>37872329
Yes please!

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>>37883783
I remember actually doing this once and it was pretty comfy.

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>> No.37901081

P

>> No.37910628

a

>> No.37910763

t

>> No.37911002

c

>> No.37911111

h

>> No.37911185

o

>> No.37911249
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does she read borges

>> No.37913957

fat pig

>> No.37919761
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>>37913957
Stop it!

>> No.37927279

>>37878634
Beautiful
>>37919761
Ugly

>> No.37927316
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Patchouli to the first page

>> No.37927394

does Patchy throw a fit every time Remi or Sakuya try to make her do something other than sit on her fat ass all day?

>> No.37927408

>>37812594
>ugly bastard

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>> No.37946570

>>37927316
Beautiful
>>37940271
Ugly

>> No.37953206
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>>37946570
Shut the fuck up

>> No.37959019
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>>37940271
why is she fucking hot bros? Is it because of the color palette or something?

>> No.37966962
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>>37962271
It's because she's Patchouli!

>> No.37979463
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I want to live with Patche in the modern world.

>> No.37985420

Did you like flanvia's new Patche doujin?

>> No.37985480

>>37985420
No

>> No.37993627

>>37962271
I don't know.
>>37966962
That's probably the answer.

>> No.37994097

Man, I don't give a fuck about all of these. Only thing I know is that Patchouli bring me the hope and energy to overcoming the shitest day in my life. Without her I can't post this right now. I'm still love her and I will love her forever.

>> No.37994131

Erotic color scheme
Purple makes me cum

>> No.37994152
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>>37994097

>> No.37994341

>>37612286
you're not in love with her, I'M in love with her

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>> No.38012382

>>37612286
up

>> No.38012593

>>37694938
Give her a quantum physics book if she let me work at her library, then offer more books about newer science fields if she taught me magic
Naturally this means being raped by Koakuma (she doesnt see many men) but I don't see that as a bad thing.

>> No.38012745

>>37995834
NO!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.38024622

>>37642222
This is a great image.

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>>37642222
>Patchy is comfy

>> No.38035002
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Patchy is asking for help understanding Hegel! Can you help her /jp/?

>> No.38035951

>>38035002
No. Only a shut in neet like her would be interested on the Intangible or Impractical.
We live in a world made of objects and creatures, patche, not dreams.

>> No.38036799

>>38035002
Schopenhauer should be more up her alley.

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>>38035002
>>38035951
>>38036799
I as an Hegelian, have to disagree with all three of these statements.

>> No.38037828

>>37782676
No, I actually meant Da'at, but it's best to avoid that too.

>> No.38045944

>>38037303
So you can't help her with understanding Hegel despite being a Hegelian?

>> No.38052426

cutechouli

>> No.38052775

>>37995834
we wuz magic?

>> No.38063861

>>38033417
What book would you read with her?

>> No.38073402

>>37919761
I'll start calling you Momchouli :D

>> No.38073909

>>37812594
She is raping that poor man.
Patchy is a criminal.

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>>37919761
This disgusting fatso needs a lot of exercise. (sex exercise) (with me)

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>> No.38088875

>>38080538
Why'd you want sex a fatso?

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>>38088875
imagine the softness.
Patcho is healthy in all the right places.

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>> No.38106038

>>38093428
The Patchy you posted is not fat, but voluptuous.

>> No.38106110

>>37694938
>>37703392
like this guy said, i would approach her leave the vitamins on the table and say "thank me later" turn around and leave

>> No.38106135

>>37911249
very likely

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today I will remind them

>> No.38111264

>>37612286
Firstly, think of ho you'll introduce her to your parents.

>> No.38116725
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>>37612286
Rescue Koa from her sadistic mistress

>> No.38129587

I want to cuddle with her while we read the same book.

>> No.38129743

>>38129587
so nice

>> No.38137634

>>38129587
What book?

>> No.38143965

>>38137634
I would let her choose, she surely has better taste and know more interesting books than me.

>> No.38145732

>>38129587
She'll finish reading the pages long before you do and get sick of being held up.

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