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3793667 No.3793667 [Reply] [Original]

You finally got a job! It's at the local Mcdonald's and your job is flipping burgers.

But you find out on your first day that Flandre is your manager. What do you do?

>> No.3793675

RAN RAN RUU!

>> No.3793683

Join a worker's union.

>> No.3793687

Work better, so I don't become a burger.

>> No.3793695

>You finally got a job! [...] What do you do?
[X] Suicide

>> No.3793708

>>3793687

Seconded

>> No.3793720

We don't have a McDonald's here. What now?

>> No.3793734

>>3793720
Your place must be a shithole.

>> No.3793744
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3793744

rape her in the back room

>> No.3793757

>>3793744
>rape
>flandre
Wouldn't this be as difficult as raping the Hulk?

>> No.3793759

>>3793744

>rape her in the back room
I don't think so

She rapes you in the back room

>> No.3793767
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3793767

>>3793759

I suppose that would do just as well, depending on what you're into.

>> No.3793833

I remember reading about some woman in Sweden or something that took a burgler captive, kept him in a storage closet, and raped him for 3 days.

Anyone else remember that?

>> No.3793844

>>3793767

Sooo you're saying that it would be completely ok to let her drill you and after that disembowel you through your anus.

Oh c'mon. I'd be happy to just flip some burgers, go home and be relieved that I'm still alive.

>> No.3793846

Ask her how she broke the barrier, and how I can go to Gensokyo.

Really, it's a no-brainer.

>> No.3793851

>>3793744
wheres clotheless version?

>> No.3793865

>>3793744
Hey Sakuya, did you forget to buy Flandre tampons again?

>> No.3793863

>>3793734
>place with no McDonald's = shithole
Oh dear, what has the world come to?

>> No.3793900

Threat her by saying that you will tell Remilia about how her imouto is working in such a lowly place.

>> No.3793927

>>3793757
Hulk's actually been raped more times than any other superhero. Even more than Banner, who almost did at a YMCA.

>> No.3793930

from what is Flandre ?

>> No.3793935

>>3793930
Kirby Super Star.

>> No.3793937

>>3793667
Flip burgers

>> No.3793950

>>3793935
isn't that an 2d game with really low detail?

>> No.3793960

>>3793851
http://kazemichiya.sakura.ne.jp/hurann2.jpg

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>>3793851

lolicon.

>> No.3793985

Wouldn't her danmaku and powers only work in Gensokyo, not the human realm?

If that's the case, she's just a feisty 60 pound loli with some christmas ornaments on her back. Raep wouldn't be spectacularly difficult then.

>> No.3793988 [DELETED] 

>>3793663
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

>> No.3793996

>>3793985
Okay.

But she's still a Vampire with superhuman strength and the ability to destroy anything and everything.

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>> No.3794023

Taboo "Four of a Kind"

... let my have my 4x Flan fantasies. ;_;

>> No.3794039

[X] GENUFLECT

>> No.3794064

>>3793767

That wouldn't be rape, Anonymous.

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