/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37888809
It's Boxing Day. Get in the ring.

>>37888809
It’s penis inspection day, go to your local penis inspecting location nearest you

>>37888852
>Free inspections sponsored by The Lamia Lodge

>>37888876
A reminder, any place that tells you need to pay to get inspected is a sham. It is tanukis that want to drain both your wallet and balls dry

>>37888852
I think I'll just stay home today instead of falling for that old trick

>>37888809
Took too long for you guys to make a new thread,
I was pretty close to making one with THAT op but decided to wait another five minutes.

>>37888943
Any failure to not to be inspected shall result in the police forceful entering and inspecting your penis, this is for own safety

Ice Queens are easy to please

>>37889014
what would make an ice queen turn into a puddle?

>>37888943
criminal scum

>>37889044
Surprise buttesex or an Eskimo kiss

>>37888980
That's what they said last time and the time before that. I'm beginning to think this city's police are really lazy or I'm right that penis inspection day Isa giant conspiracy

>>37889148
Do you feel tired after every night and wake covered in something that isn’t sweat?

kc should do krampus

>>37889179
Are you saying that's not normal?

>>37889325
Yes, and do you feel like you are being watched? DO you hear heavy breathing where you undress?

>>37889325
it isn't, you got a monster infestation in your home!

>>37889343
>>37889494
You both sound extremely paranoid. There's nothing weird going on just a bit of wind making noise and insomnia is all.

>well yeah I suppose muscle worship is a cool fetish, hahaha
>wait, what are you...

>>37889044
Getting her snowflake print fleece onesie pajamas to cuddle in bed with

>>37889587
that pic makes me really depressed

>>37889533
>just teh wind
Last night I woke covered in smoething stick and it smelled weird, I tasted it and it tasted weird as well ans it has been happening ever since I got this new place. I thnik someone died here. was a woman, died a virgin in 1703. She was part of the upper class, very private individual tho. I wonder........

https://arca.live/b/monmusu/41179050?p=1

Dragon girls being fat transcends language barriers

>>37889634
>On a cold day like this, when the weather goes below freezing, dragons are stuck in rare and eat only high-calorie food and gain plump fat enough to lose belly fat. So, improve your cooking skills and become a dragon's cooking husband.

>>37889533
Don't listen to them anon. They tried to tell me something similar about my roommate. Also there's a bunch of wight pictures in the smoke hobo gallery for some reason

>>37889599
That Ice Queen was depressed too, with no one able to make the dangerous trek to her ice palace. After decades of being alone with her Glacies and Tsurara guards she had given up hope of ever finding a husband. That was until one man staggered into her palace looking for warmth and shelter, ignoring the guards he shuffled up to the Ice Queen and gave her a big hug without saying a word

What's the most popular category on monstergirl pornhub right now?

>>37889860
handholding

>>37888809
Seeing so many wives and ocs come together in one image was a really heart warming surprise, love for monster girls truly transcends language barriers.

>>37888945
>THAT op
?
>>37889044
Not Ice Queen in the picture, but see this.

>He didn't get his waifu for Xmas
>Again

>>37889665
Imagine marrying the species that claims to be better than everyone else, and then stuck as her personal chef. The best at being lazy maybe.

>>37890174
why are jabbers always shown to be fat? i love the profile image and doujn, they look quite fit in those

>>37890232
Wockfag likes chubby girls. Simple as.

>>37890232
3 mouths

also isn't wonderland a place of tea parties and cakes and all?

>>37890256
ohh right, forgot they existed. makes sense.

>>37890174
>Imagine marrying the species that claims to be better than everyone else
I did, and she's a better chef than I am

>>37890298
That's cheating, Gazers can just hypnotize yo to make you think her cooking is perfect

>>37890298
Geizah butt! Geizah butt!

Do you prefer stories written in 1st or 3rd person?

>>37890501
i find doing first person easier, and i prefer to read first person too

>>37890381
Only a pathetic excuse for a Gazer would have such inferior culinary abilities that they would need to resort to cheap tricks like that.

>>37890519
What would happen if you did kiss the cook?

>>37890073
He's probably referring to this.

Sabbath Gazer hypnotising people into becoming lolicons

>>37890111
Mean girls laughing at loneliness of others don't deserve husbandos.
>>37890501
3rd person.
>>37890560
I see. I'm the OP in >>34808820 and this keeps coming back to haunt me.

>>37889860
Forceful handholding, brutal cuddle rape and date rape and drugging

>>37890552

emotional support hound demands skinship

>>37890646
>emotional support monsters

>>37890646
>tfw ywn have an emotional support bogie

>>37889860
Anon watching

>>37890646
What if I want to be an emotional support human

>>37890775
Same, wanna be the support human to a dragon that hasn't another being in 20000 years

A good tom always keeps a lot of catnip on hand for his molly

>>37890827
I will not be enabling my wife's addiction

>>37890848
I will. It makes them hornier and more playful. My penis enjoys it when she's like this

>>37890827
Dumb cat my name isn't Tom

>>37890984
It is now

>>37889576
It's hard to communicate in static images but monsters can move very quickly, seeing a large monster move fast suddenly would be kind of unsettling

this is a threat

>>37891020
Remember anons, elves are always on the look out for guys.

>>37890280
And shrink/growth potions disguised as tea and cakes. You can easily defeat a jabberwock by giving her a slice of "EAT ME" cake and stuffing her in your pants when she's too small to fight back.

>>37891057
"EAT ME" makes you larger

>>37891045
So they can do what? Waggle their ears at him?

>>37890280
3 mouths, 1 stomach

>>37891045
Doesn't mean they're successful.
>>37891021
Silly Shoggy, it's not New Year yet, put away that firecracker.

>>37891095
Must be a pretty big stomach then.

>>37891115
I hope all that drawfriends stuff was saved. It was all great

>>37891139
She's a big girl.

who will get the trips article?

>>37891169
dragon pocky

>>37891160
Same, they were good sketches

>>37891160
i saved the squid

>>37888809

>>37891160
They were pretty good

>>37891246
Popular fox.

>>37890501
Second

>>37891246
>>37891285
Fuck, forgot image.

>>37891161
At this point it's less of a daki and more of a bed

>>37891169
Do you know if you have to make a new account or do old host accounts carry over?

>>37891289
Cucks get out

>>37891285
theres a better white fox

>>37891437
isnt 2nd person specifically less cucked, since its 'you'?

>>37891437

Are stunts grenades effectives against Manticore, succ, hellhound and over governmental mamonos... ?Just asking for friends who want to defend is bunker in the wood. Thank you in advance.

Reposting "Bern's Breeding Sim" prototype for those who were out and about on Christmas Eve/Day.

https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breeding-sim/download/bIpQ3SgM2L8_M1nKUL3Zk9lN1OssfNnjwmjnLfGc

The key expires in a couple days, so give it a try while you can. It's rough around the edges, but people seem to like the concept so far (we're already working out some bugs).

The final version will be posted at the end of the first or second quarter in 2022, and will have things smoothed out, the ability to take Bern on dates, etc. Thanks for inspiring me to make this in the first place, /jp/.

>>37891633
Excellent work anon, thank you very much

>>37891633
Bless you, hope you had a wonderful Christmas

>>37891633
These threads helped inspire something wholesome? Neat!

I just reread the wiki for Atlach-Nacha. Now I don't know if a rather like a Cheshire cat wife or an Atlach-Nacha wife...

>>37891766
Redcap

KC needs your help!
Post a new monster concept
In haiku format

>>37888809

>>37891686
That cow is suspiciously out of uniform for a cop, I don’t think she’s a real police officer guys…

>>37891825
She is a jester
Not a clown, she is evil
Abyssal monster

>>37891825
Count syllables
Count her many arms
She has two pairs

>>37891825
Balrog Balrog Now
Balrog Balrog Need My 'rog
Give Me My Balrog

>>37891825
Your post really sucks ass
She also thinks it sucks fucking ass
She’s a spoiled asshole

>>37891916
Nacho pls go

>>37891633
Is it NTR to want to fuck the harpy in this game? She's technically someone else's waifu. Although, in the game she doesn't have a husbando, so...

So I don't want to blaspheme here guys, but...is there such a thing as too much horn?

>>37891946
She just needs rape correction

>>37891968
maybe

>>37891825
snek waifu
she hails from greek myths
four long arms

>>37891968
Do the horns block her from moving normally or keep you from kissing and/or fucking her? If not, you're fine.

>>37892021
I don't know who this lady is but she seems nice

>>37891686
Whatever I supposedly did, I did it.

>>37891633
Looking good.

>>37891967
>Is it NTR
No

>>37891874
thats three sets of 4
5 7 then 5 gamer get ur shit straight

>>37891968
Nah, horns are one of the most important part of a woman. Human women will never compete.

>>37892113
I don't fucking know how English syllables work

>>37891825
Scary shadow girl
Takes you to her own plane
Sleep paralysis

>>37892129
Its the little breaks in the middle of words. For example, helicopter. helicopter is broken up into hel-i-cop-ter. Therefore, it has 4 syllables. Monster is mon-ster, so 2. Girl is 1.

>>37892021
>>37892053
https://youtu.be/OOl8TZG5sYo

>>37892158
There, see. In my language it would be he-li-cop-ter, not hel-i. It works different.

>>37888809

>>37891816
Nah, it miss the parts where I'm a eldritch abomination or a human at will and the fact that I'm the one dominating

>>37891020
Elf ass evolved to crush human dick

>>37892202
regardless, it's still four syllables.

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

>>37892202
>In my language
In what shithole country do you speak gobbledygook?

>>37892318
What do you think harpies' opinions are on the rise of rotary wing- oh she's busy.

>>37892383
Anal for $90 is a steal.

>>37892285
The point is the syllables don't go where I would expect them to go. Your language is stupid.
>>37892371
Wurmonia.

>>37890174
>>37891095
>>37891161
BIG
FAT
VORE
MONSTER!!

>>37892414
You have to marry her afterwards, regardless of what you chose. That's how they get you.

>>37892274
And face

>>37892464
despise this image

>>37892463
Worth it.

>>37892485
t. sabbath

>>37892446
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>>37892491
despise the sabbath more.

>>37892383
>Sale
>$5 for anything
>But you have to marry her
Would she be mad if I kept paying her even after we got married?

>>37892169
>mommy voice lines
this is dangerous for the kokoro

>>37892503
>implying she won't be in total control over your finances

>>37890232
If I wasn't a poorfag, I'd commission a buff Jabberwock picture.
>>37892491
Not him, but that picture doesn't do it to me either and I like big booba.

>>37891633
So you putting this shit on Steam eventually

>>37892485
Do you dislike the artist or just that pic specifically?

>>37892383
45 for a titjob?

>>37892544
its a few things. i dont like the bimbo-y, comically oversized ass and tits, i dont like the 'chocolate and vanilla' thing people do with elves (dont know why, and i dont like that pose. that pic looks better, though.

>>37892544
Again not him, but I think it's the faces. Not to the point of hatred, but I feel kinda meh about them.

>>37892544
very few artists can do full lips and make it look sexy, that artist isn't one of them.

>>37891161
>7'5"
Womanlet

>>37892544
This one is not as bad, not as dis-proportioned and grotesque.

>>37892544
lips, face, copy-pasted bodies/hair for the two pics, waspish waist, freckles
i got bad taste though so take that as you will

>>37892544
You know we don't like dark elves. Simple as.

Bun.

>>37891633
Bless you Anon, this is really cute. Thanks for sharing it with us. Maybe positive things really can come of these threads.

>>37892617
Vanilla elf hands posted this

>>37888809
Do you prefer your succubi with high heels or stirrup stockings?

>>37892693
stirrup socks

>>37892693
stockings

>>37892514
>She's the one paying for you now
You know, some roleplay where I'm a manwhore doesn't sound that bad.

>>37892693
I prefer demon's with the clack-clacks. Also succs.

>>37892775
Florida gal, Florida gal

>>37891633
How do I fuck her? She just keeps wanting to play a game that I suck at

>>37892693
stirrup stockings, but armored.

>>37892775
oh yeah kc hasn't done croc yet

>>37892693
Heels for the clacking noise signaling the doom of virginity

>>37891633
I pray that you add a beastialty mode to this game, I would pay through the nose for it

>>37892843
Crocs are just feral lizardmen who fight with their claws and bites rather than with a sword

It took a while, but Gazer definitely grew on me.

>>37892860
i imagine them with a cajun motif

>>37892875
Beware the creole monster girls. They'll use weird voodoo magic to get (you)

>>37892570
>>37892607
I'm neutral to this artist but I will mention that the white elf on the left is just an edit of the one on the right. They look the same because it's a fanmade colour swap

>>37892775
>study shows Chimeras more stable than human women
Got a chuckle out of me

>>37892895
then i lighten my judgement

>>37892775
those are always precious

>>37892895
i dislike the image slightly less now, but i still strongly dislike it

>>37892799

>>37892790
My nigga

>>37892464
Every time I see a pose like this with no tails I am deeply saddened.
Tails are the perfect butt accent. Even a little rabbit puffball goes a long way.

>>37892627
More bun.

What non-Wonderland girls are likely to be into weird, degenerate shit?

>>37892966
Dark elfs and Gremlins

>>37892966
Slimes and anything with tentacles. I also have a hunch that elves might have an affinity for theriomorphosis potions

>>37892966
Angels. There's not a single part of a man's body they don't fetishize on 4monster. They make a foot fetish look vanilla.

>>37892860
>>37892875
>>37892894
>tfw no Cajun Lizardman gf who likes wrasslin’ and pig pickin’s and can shotgun a beer without a knife

>>37892965
Edgy bun.

>>37892994
On the contrary, I think slimes would have to be introduced to anything more kinky than vanilla sex or paizuri.

>>37892634
You misspelt "normal"

>>37893016
Delinquent bun.

>>37893009
>move to a new neighborhood with your Angel waifu
>everything is okay until you two take a walk around the block holding hands
>that’s when the police showed up
>not just one car
>but at least seven cars pulled up and arrested you and your waifu for public indecency

>>37893028
Did that bitch really put my model planes on her bat?!

>>37893050
Are foxes born innocent and then turn evil as they grow up, or are they evil from the moment of conception?

>>37892570
Imagine not liking bimbos.
I would kill for a braindead bimbo Apophis.

>>37893026
Why do elves always have such huge nipples?

>>37893009
whos the artist? i know theres a signature but im barely literate. ive seen this and the ones of the angels being sad no one is choosing the righteous path, both cute

>>37893088
They are just treesexual cows that are haughty

>>37893088
They don't. Those are just the only elves you ever notice. Elves are just humans with long ears.

>>37893081
I already have an onahole and it’s lower maintenance.

>>37893016
edgy varients of normally innocent, friendly monsters are the best
>Dark holst, with her cursed, addictive milk that makes her husband reliant on her body, leaving him no choice but to stay with her.
>Black March, a rabbit that leads travelers not to wonderland, but down the path of madness.
>Voidworm, a huge, vicious insectoid that feasts on their husband's dreams as he sleeps, eventually creating a cocoon and dragging him in with her, forcing him to have endless sex with her until she can evolve into a godlike moth monster girl, a hybrid of abyssal and insect.

>>37893081
the two non-physical traits i find the most attractive are being funny and being smart. bimbos are neither.

Anon co się uczył rysować, jesteś?

>>37892994
>Spoiler
Nah, that's centaurs, holsts, and minos. And transformed in the species' animalistic counterpart.

>>37893190
Kurwa

>>37893190
oooops, wrong thread

>>37893146
That last one is actually a really good idea

>>37893062
Foxes are pure their whole lives.

>>37893146
We really need more abyssal girls.

>>37893217
I never understood why tie/spank/hurt the boobie. Like who would possibly want to inflict pain on boobie? Around it - sure, but boobie? That's gay.

>>37893231
It make boobie look bigger.

>>37893231
It's a turn on for her

Like spanking her ass or vulva or pinching her clit

Hey anons, there’s an image that I’ve been trying to find and I was hoping you lot could help.

It features an MGE Inari with her face hidden in shadow, a single eye gleaming from within the darkness as she hunches over with her hands raised in a clawed/grabby pose, clearly moments away from pouncing on the guy in the foreground, who’s got a sweatdrop running down the back of his head.

The art style greatly resembled Kenkou Cross’, but it’s been a few years so I’m not completely sure my recollection is accurate.

>>37891449
Will this one kill you, though?

>>37892965
I'm gaining a new appreciation for the leg monsters.

>>37893146
But what would a godlike, moth abysal turn you into?

>>37893081
cute and funny is the one true religion

>>37893324
>Will this one kill you, though?
No, she loves you. Why would she do that?

>>37893332
>cute and funny
I agree, but not like that.

>>37891633 here. Sorry to double-post, but I also meant to mention the other thing we were working on and share some images.

We decided to start working on some short VNs about different folklore creatures and we ended up with a short VN about a guy who botches another ghost-hunting trip and ends up on the doorstep of the swamp witch, Cuca.

We started it a couple months ago, and it should be done by February. It doesn't contain the usual monster girl-filled world we usually set things in, but some of you might enjoy it. If it does well, the plan is to do other shorts about monster girl creatures, like the rabbit (girl) who lives on the moon or the goat (girl) from Chinese folklore, Bo Yi.

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>>37893266
Vulva spanking is hot.

>>37893099
Raps

>>37893342
>Why would she do that?
Because Shiki.

>>37893359
>Florida man gets arm torn off by crocodile in the swamp, somehow manages to make away with his life

[2/3]

>>37893296
Have you checked the fanart hub?

>>37893371
I love shiki's artstyle, why must it all end in death

>>37893359
>>37893375

Three sex scenes plus a fairly dark ending. But don't worry, Gino will be back.

Sorry again for the double-posting. Have a Merry Christmas.

>>37893231
i never got shibari when a simple knot would suffice. i suppose i've got no artistry.

>>37893384
i mentally add a page at the end where they get rehydrated with water

>>37893386
I feel like MGE is one of the only settings where having sex and/or marrying monstergirls results in a happy ending.

>>37893359
>>37893375
>>37893386
Holy shit, this actually looks really good, anon.

>>37888809

>>37893383
I’ve checked the one the Mirageze wiki links to, and no dice there.

>>37893416
id love to see shiki do art for one of the dieselmine succubus games, be it milking farm, that eldritch mansion one, or whatever.

>>37893359
>hires a JP artist and pours his own money into development
>still gives it away on 4chan for free
Hello, Based Department? It's for you.

>>37893397
shibari is hot, but hurting titty till it's all red and bruised and bloody is weird and a huge turn off. Spanking butt till it's red is hot, but doing that to boobie seems weird and cruel. Maybe it's just me.
>>37893266
Spanking a girl is super hot, untill we get to the point it's bruised and there's blood. Then it's wack.

>>37893447
nice counterweights

>>37893397
I doubt you could reach that level of immobility with a "simple knot." It's not my kink either, but it looks like some of the draw is in the presentation in addition to getting the rope to cover areas that are less comfortable or more pleasurable. I can't imagine that there's not some joy in researching and going through the ritual of tying all that crap, either. This on top of the usual bondage kinks.

>>37893359
This looks decent.

>>37893397
Dogs need a proper harness on the leash.

>>37893471
I want my captive to be comfortable and enjoy her helplessness. In reality ropes are probably uncomfortable unless they're treated or something.

>>37893486
i hadn't thought all that much about the time it takes to truss them up. certainly falls under foreplay but the process is rarely depicted, it's generally done when they're presented.

Human “adults” sure are getting cheeky today. Sounds like they need public nursing handjob to learn their place. Again.

>>37893548
Monster girls look better when tied up

>>37893350
why not the best of both worlds?

>>37893578
In images? Of course it is. 20 panels of some dude tying knots is a lot of drawing and may only be enjoyable if you're actually tying someone up. It's the same reason you rarely see people cleaning out or properly lubing up for anal.

>>37893548
>and enjoy her helplessness

>>37893062
They are not bound by our definitions of morality.

>>37893603
I don't like sad damsels. She needs a hug.

>>37893623
i got high standards for fetish artists, they have the passion.

>>37893632
i agree. i want to untie them.

>>37893665
But it's fun.

>>37893009
The purest monsters are the most perverted

>>37893623
>>37893637
need 12 pages of a 20 page doujinshi dedicated getting a lamia in suspended congress

>>37893009
>angels thirstier for men's neck than vampires

>>37893720
Anon, you don't understand! The collar bonessssss, OMGGG! Wait. Are angels just holy fujoshi?

How do you guys feel about stories about OC monster girls? Like original types of monster girl, not original characters

>>37893009
>angel and demon having gentlemanly discussion about the merits of purity in anons soul
at least they have some common ground even if they have wildly different intentions

>>37893747
go for it

>>37893747
i'd try to read it. if it's something a little off the beaten path you have to be pretty good at descriptions for me to a get a good mental image of what you're going for

>>37893732
Angel's have a hidden archive of 'holy texts' which are actually just fanfics of them with their favourite humans. Usually the one they watch over, if they are a guardian angel.

>>37893732
Holy pervs? Yup but they also fetishize men praying a lot and I mean a lot, doujins angels read at least have the man praying at once before holding handds

>>37893774
I am going to find my guardian oneesan angel's holy texts and read 'em out loud for I will be surely blessed if I do

>>37893603
Be careful!
https://files.catbox.moe/rr57u9.jpg

>>37893774
>she tells you not to gaze upon them lest they blind you with their radiance
>it's a stick figure family depicting you, her, and your future child
so prophetic

>>37893816
Which fool left her hug makers free?! And her snuggle lumps are exposed?! Egads, you may as well have not bothered at all! It's like keeping a lion in a cage made of tissue paper.

>>37892693
Yes

>>37892693
High heels

How can you deal with the fact that all of this will never be real. That no portals will ever open. My only chance to get their is too pull the trigger

>>37893920
That the world will be thrown into chaos SOON and I'll get to die with my boots on. Hopefully that and not starvation.

>>37893941
A rare albino hellhound!

>>37893941
How do i mess with dog girls

>>37893970
Throw a ball gag and watch them fetch it.

>>37893863
>Yeti makes an igloo in the middle of Winterstown plaza and ties herself up inside
>she puts a "free hugs inside" sign on the front door
>any curious visitors are locked in a cuddle hold with a shibari Yeti until she cums
>passerby ice girls can hear pleasure moans coming from the igloo
>the ice girls feel a strange warmth in their heart from the sounds of pure cuddling moans

>>37893920
I came to terms with the fact that I will never find a significant other before I became a regular here, fantasizing makes coping a bit better.
>>37893953
Looks like it would be a bit hard to get the right shade of gray in that picture.

>>37894021
I want to pray with Sister angel and maybe hold her hands

>>37894009
Imagine cuddling a girl and she cums from it

>>37893920
Heard you will get all you need to be happy, when in heavens, well I sure as hell need manticore gf to be happy.

>>37893920
lonliness has never really eaten at me. maybe i'm broken in a convenient way.

>>37893920
do it fgt

I want to take to the sea to raid monster villages of their singles and riches

>>37894075
>the face of chech shlicking off as she watches anon

>>37894038
That's what womb massage is for.

>>37894055
I can remember that lonely pit in the stomach and heart slowly building to a burning crescendo some seven or eight years ago, until it suddenly stopped and disappeared.

That was probably a bad thing but whatever, it's fine now. Although I am incredibly apathetic to everything around me now.

>>37894075
I will do it certainly in 1 or 2 month it will be filmed don't worry

>Jinko spots a lone man wearing rape-inviting clothes
>she warns him it's not a good idea in these parts
>he says he just finds them comfortable and never had problems with that before
>she stresses that there really are rapist monsters and his virginity is in danger
>he believes he's too unattractive to receive even mildly positive attention from women, so he thinks she's just making fun of him
>tells her to fuck off and mind her own business
>she genuinely just wanted to be helpful

>>37893920
I draw a false world that never will be, I make characters and scenarios for them, I create to make life within mine head

>>37894148
poor jinko :(
she shouldve offered him her jacket.

>>37894148
Jinkos would be annoying due to the fact that I would ask where he most rapes occur and where old monsters are as well if my clothes are slutty enough and I am going to hear an earful about my worth and how I should save myself or sonething

>>37894152
Thank God SPD didn't get the attention and wave of self-diagnoses that autism did.

>>37894148
>he believes he's too unattractive to receive even mildly positive attention from women
>unknown to jinko, there was already rape attempts
>except anon shooed them away cause he thought they were making fun of him
>anon can only sigh as he gets done telling off a demon for trying to "trick" him
>maybe someday he'll find love

>>37894187
Wat?

>>37894148
>get silently approached by jinko
>she reaches out her claws and you wait to get assaulted
>there's a pause while she awkwardly fumbles with the top two buttons of your shirt but after a lengthy struggle she manages to get them closed
>she smiles and pats you on the shoulder a couple times and leaves

>>37894232
I amgoing to molest that Jinko for fucking up that bad

>>37894219
Schizoid personality disorder.
>Schizoid personality disorder (/ˈskɪtsɔɪd, ˈskɪdzɔɪd/, often abbreviated as SPD or SzPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously possess a rich and elaborate but exclusively internal fantasy world

>you can't quite put your finger on it, but there's something off about the princess
>and it seems a little strange that a dragon would just disappear and leave its lair undefended
>but if there's a chance to rescue her without confronting that awful creature then you have to take it
>you just hope it doesn't catch up with you on the way back

>>37894251
thanks Haku sensei, can I learn how much milk you can make NM?

>>37894248
>I amgoing

>>37894251
>those last ten words

>>37894273
Hey I dropped out in the third grade to be whore, cut me some salck

>>37894251
cats foot
iron claw

>>37894251
>Schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by *long list of things that accurately describe me*
I’m literally one of the anons that posts about living alone and finding out how to use magic to nullify your emotions

>>37894346
>magic
Those are demons bro. No, not the sexy ones.

>>37894346
I'm pretty sure it describes most people who spend a lot of time on the internet. Most "personalty disorders" are just normal responses to our fucked up society.

>>37894251
>symptoms that can be summed up as distrust in normies and society, and high intelligence
Actual meme disease lol

>See Anon? I told you I could still pull off this cosplay!

Gentlemen, which non-martial species makes for the most interesting bodyguards and why is it arachnes?

>>37894515
>Chehire that keeps yelling "Get down Mr. President!" and tackling you

>>37894515
But arachnes are for bookkeeping and gentle bondage.

>>37894548
We both know that at least 85% of her tackles are just an excuse to knock you into the ground so she can shove your face into her cleavage or grope you in the name of “safety”

>>37894548
When they all teleport around you just to give you a spooking.

>>37894567
They're for escorting you while traversing the walls and ceilings while carrying larger weapons like halberds and spears.

>>37894251
>if you don't like pretentious, tribal way a modern society is run, and constant witchhunts, while the elties are seizing control over everything, you are mentaly ill
cool, I fucking love science

>>37894515
Arachne are
>very strong
>highly mobile including excellent climbing abilities
>natural specialists at restraining others without harming them
>big so they make a good consensual humanshield in a shtf scenario
>can carry a fully grown man while shoving his face into their breasts without slowing down
I cannot disagree with you. Arachne may make better bodyguards than the designated bodyguard species

>>37894654
Get back in the pod, wagie. You're using company hours lazying off thinking of alternatives.

>>37894548
cheshires in sunglasses and a suit is something I need. they try to do the hands clasped together, poker faced, serious look but they cant stop laughing

>tfw no Nurarihyon gf
>tfw ywk fall asleep in her arms as whisps of her smoke drape the room around you
>ywk yearn to be back at your home, aching just to be around her
>ywk have her tell nurarihyon history to you over dinner
>ywk have her whisper sweet nothings into your ear after a hard day's work
>ywk have her slowly build up your confidence and charisma
Fuck bros

>>37894515
Implying Shoggoths wouldn't make the most interesting and terrifying bodyguards.

>>37894745
You forget that it's not just physical characteristics that make for a good bodyguard but also mental discipline. Shoggoths get distracted too easily

>>37894515
Flayers. If people don't know about the flayer husband thing, they are walking hiding places. Same with a particuarly big manticore.

>Hag foxes trying to feel young again

>>37894774
A transformed dragon can do that trick as well.

>>37894770
>Shoggoths get distracted too easily
Wot?
I can imagine any threat to their husband would disappear pretty quickly.

>>37894799
>MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN
*chomp*
it is well known that a dragon's mouth is as gentle as a golden retriever

>>37894690
And considering the natural armor of their inhuman halfs, they only need to protect their arms and upper torso.
And such a delicious, muscled frame on top of her body? Delightful.

>>37894774
>Anon hides beneath his minos breasts or behind her big body

I WILL go on a long anime adventure to discover secret information
I WILL find out how to use glacie mana to nullify my emotions like they do
I WILL apply it to myself so that I’m immune to monster seduction
I WILL live a defiant life of isolation while horny monsters hump my legs in desperation

>>37894892
Dragon maids are cute, strong, and lovely.

>>37894718
Just roommates, doing things roommates do.

>>37894799
>>37894844
But I don't want to be vored by a dragon.

>>37894863
>And considering the natural armor of their inhuman halfs, they only need to protect their arms and upper torso.
>And such a delicious, muscled frame on top of her body? Delightful.
That reminds me how little art we have of monstergirls wearing sexy armour and I mean full armour not just bikini armour. I wish more of those girl knight artists like Wass were interested in monstergirls as well

>>37894918
No its just like a golden retriever holding an egg in their mouth. No vore, dont worry

>>37894921
I hear you, it needs to be stylized armor too.
>Etchings that look like crossing webs.
>a breast plate that is trim and figure hugging bot not so much that its an armored bikini
>A helmet that is shaped like some giant spider of old.
A woman in armor is lovely.

The problem with monster bodyguards is that they all eventually come to the conclusion that (you) are being hunted by a group of evil kunoichi that are trying to “assassinate” you and use you in their evil plans. They have access to near unlimited resources and so there is only one way to keep you safe and out of their clutches… you must marry her

What're some underrated girls you'd like to see more greentexts/stories of? Off the top of my head I was thinking Girtablilu, Lava Golem, and maybe Basilisk, but I'm curious to see what other anons think

>>37894962
Any of the eros girls

>>37894962
Griffon. I need more Griffon in my life. Those beautiful, majestic wings and never gets any content. It's criminal.

>>37894962
Knife weasel triplets and raiju

>>37894999
>>37894962
i second raijus.

>>37894918
That (female) dragon (the one to the right) needs to be fucked senseless.

>>37894962
Tritonia.

>>37894962
Hats get some nice art but I don't feel like I've seen many stories with them as the focus.

>>37895033
I adore their design, but I just don't know what to do with them. Tea parties?

>>37891633
is there a way to get out of the flambe minigame when the slimes go inert or is it a softlock?

>>37895061
hat based corruption is kind of fun but not everyones cup of tea

>>37895075
>>37895061
That or them walking up to you and talking you into taking off all your clothes and fucking or otherwise using her words to mess with you in a way to make you confused and end up doing anything the hatter

>tfw Anon is looking extra conductive today

>>37895128
>tfw I am wearing a rubber suit

>>37894933
Highly ornate armour is very underrated, personally prefer the late middle-age renaissance style stuff to overdesigned fantasy armour. It does take a special kind of autist to both be into monstergirls and know how to draw lewd historyesque armour for so it's not surprising it isn't very common

>>37895007
I'm pretty sure they're the same dragon.

>>37895128
>Raijus call their husbands 'Submissive and conductive'
>Cheshires call their husbands a 'tom'
>Vampires call their husbands 'blood bags'
What else is there?

>>37895133
This.
I don't want chain bikinis or skimpy plate, I want full armor that has been decorated or created to reference the original creature the monster girl is based on.

>>37895150
>Dragons/Griffons call their husbands treasure
>Dark Elves call them slave
>Goblins/Orcs call them boss

>Ywn never be a humble merc traveling the land and getting tied up in local politics ending with a forced marriage to your employer who forsakes her crown to go on an adventure

>>37895158
chroma was a mistake and persistent eyesore

>>37895150
>dragons call their hubbies slayers
>elves call theirs Spoonear
>automatons may call theirs meatbag

>>37895150
>Centaurs (excluding unicorns outside of the bedroom) call their husbands studs
>Holsts call their husbands milkmen
Would "undertaker" be common for undead husbands?

>>37895150
>'wings'

Year of the kot soon

>>37895202
Gato

>>37894515
I want a demon.
Just because seeing one of them in a suit and tie and all that sounds really hot.

>>37895197
>studs
You mean stallions?

>>37895202
The best variety of muscle.

>>37895217
>stallions
>A stud in animal breeding is a male animal, such as a horse or dog, that is employed for breeding.
No, but stallion is also nice.

>>37895128
>fall asleep on a lazy summer afternoon
>wake up to raiju wife holding you tight as a thunderstorm booms in the distance
>she made sure to leave your arms just loose enough to be in headpatting distance though
>she has to be careful with you this time of day, the house has already been struck by lightning 3 times this month
Raijus don't call their husband's submissive and conducive for no reason, turns out it's a part of the incubation process

>>37895189
>Slayer
pretty sure demons might go for that one too, depending on the dynamics of the relationship.

>>37895033
Same with Werebats, they're generally well liked and sometimes get nice pictures, but I don't remember reading a story about them.
>>37895013
Definitely underrated.

>>37895061
Their profile talks about how Hatters are very nonchalant with their eroticism, where men don't realize they're about to be attacked until they're practically on top of them. Furthermore, of all the Wonderland monsters they tend to appear to be the most collected and sane (even if they're just as degenerate as everyone else under the surface).

You could have a scenario where a lost and confused Wonderland "visitor" joins a tea party to catch his breath, only for the Hatter to suddenly sit on his lap and slowly grind her ass against his dick through his pants. She nor any of the guests actually acknowledge that this is happening of course, carrying on conversation like normal, and she doesn't let him finish. Then, after the tea party concludes and everyone leaves, she simply turns her head and shoots him a cheeky smile without saying a word.

and then they fugged

>>37895245
What if big titty mommy milf greenworm

>>37895189
Dragon slayer is a particular title they give to anyone who marries a dragon zombie.

>>37895253

>>37895253
Got you covered.

>>37895263
>>37895266
Now I want big milf greenworm porn

>>37895266
Is this the milf or oppai loli of greenworms?