/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do want.

I'll smile too if my kids knew about miku

are you implying i will settle down and have kids?

>that's the robot singer

Miku is more of a real person than any of those manufactured spectacles you see on stage or on the cover of magazines.

So at some point I'm going to have sex with a real woman? Sweet.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's my name!"

And then you'll smile.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest soldier of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Big Boss"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, you're a clone, engineered to be unable to pass your genes on!"

And then you'll be fraught with fear, asking yourself "How the hell did I have grandchildren, then?"

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "What a slut. "

And then you'll smile.

>>3786119
Oh U. That's Rin Kagamine, not Miku.


>>3786131
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>3786131
dawwww

>>3786131

I smiled

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "Grampa, why didn't they stop the machines when they still could?"

And then you'll glare at them.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "HOLY SHIT, I GOT LAID AND HAD KIDS WHO HAD KIDS?!"

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And I slap them and reply "Don't talk like that about your mom."

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And I slap them and reply "Don't talk like that about your grandma."

And then you proceed to play her songs on your hologram screen computer.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "Oh that robot singer! Did you ever make her sing something nice? "

And then you'll hate yourself.

>this thread

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And then you'll say "We are all robots."

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And I slap them and reply "Don't talk like that about my mom."

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa! That's your sexbot! She's in the kitchen baking us cookies!"

And I smile, and ask and where's Chii and Kos-Mos?

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "What was the greatest h-game of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Otome Function"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that hasn't come out yet!"

And then you'll sigh.

>>3786172
;_;

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Suzuki Ayane"

And they'll exclaim "But grandfather, she was a failed Internet Idol who never achieved her dreams."

And a single tear will roll down your cheek.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest socialist of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Leon Trotsky"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, he betrayed the revolution!"

And then they'll gun you down.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Megurine Luka"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, Miku's better!"

And I break down crying.

One day my grandchildren will ask if I ever ran a joke into the ground and I'll smile and say no, then I'll rape them.

>>3786205
;_;

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest tripfag of your time?"

And of course you will reply "CurryButt"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the homolusting shit eater!"

And then you'll smile.

my reaction to this thread

One day, your grandnephews will ask you "Who was the greatest socialist of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And then you scold them and reply "Don't talk like that about your great-aunt."
And then you swivel your chair back around and press F5.

No Michael Jackson yet?

One day, your grandnephews will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku".

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, that's the robot singer!"

And then you scold them and reply "Don't talk like that about your great-aunt."

And then you swivel your chair around and press F5.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest blacksmith of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hanwei Forge"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, ITS TAPE!"

And then you'll frown.

>>3786233
Looks like that katana *puts on sunglasses* didn't make the cut.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

why would I smile? because I'm senile?

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who is your greatest love of all time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "Eww, but that's a robot! You can't love a robot!"

And then you'll realize you never had grandchildren to begin with.

One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Who was the greatest singer of your time?"

And of course you will reply "Hatsune Miku"

And they'll exclaim "But grampa, can we fuck your Miku sexbot?"

And then you'll smile. "No but you can go fuck yourselves."

>>3786159
First time actually laughing at a filename like that.

>>3786233

I'd say it's Peter Johnsson.