/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am here to remind you that bicorns a shit

>>37847923
And water is wet, I presume?

>>37847943
no, its gay

MGE is reclining

>>37847995
Do yetis count leglocks as hugs?
Asking for a friend.

>>37847995
OIIIIIIIIIIII! I see the snatch on that yeti! TIME TO GO TO RAPE JAIL! THERE IS ONLY OLD HAGS THERE!

>>37847995
Going on vacation? 'Tis the time of year to do so

>>37848094
Vacation in winterstown!
Stay for life!

>>37848184
nah, i'd rather live in the summer isles where dragons sun bathe nude

Must... resist... urge.... for clussy!

>>37848199
give in, or the clussy will come to you

>>37848191
Do yetis snowbathing not count?

>>37848237
no, the snow sucks

My chuuni phantom wife!

>>37848252
Okay hoser.

>>37847995
She gonna catch a cold with no panties on.

>>37848199
Imagine how cute Bogie daughters must be

>>37848270
>blue lips
Confirmed kisser and cocksucker.

>>37848275
>alll shall be moo and so shall you!

>>37848274
Give your balls a tug, titfucker

>>37848518
i'd never trust a fucking leaf

>>37848518
Yeti will never find a man if she keeps telling them that

>>37848518
Fuck you Yeti!

>>37848569
Reminder that "fuck you" is considered an invitation to MGs.

>>37848569
>Fuck you anon, come at see what happens
>Yeah what's gonna happen, Yeti?
>I hug you, we hug the snow, Rata newspaper delivery hits 60 with the latest scoop "Anon is a hugslut"

>>37848595
so tell them to "go fuck themselves" then?

>>37848599
>I read this in his voice

Walking right past the massive, ornate ryu shrine that sees thousands of visitors tended to by hundreds of shirohebi to pray at the dilapidated raiju shrine that is only big enough for a small offering box and a single wooden idol carved in her likeness

>>37848606
Interpreted as "go fuck yourself (with me)"

>>37848618
that's it, i am gonna say it, the L word

>>37848599
Fuck you Yeti, that's my slow learnin' Wurm Aunt's favorite chirp

>>37848646
>call them a lesbian
>they insist on proving you wrong, right then and there
Sexual insults in general are a very bad idea when dealing with MGs.

>>37848686
but my chesh fren told it would be the best tinsult!

>>37848698
>Serves Him Right
>He Trusted A Cat!

uuuhhh.,,,,,,, can I get a BONELESS monster?

>>37848686
What if you politely yet firmly turn down any of her sexual advancements?

>>37848738
We have ghosts and slimes, which do you prefer?

>>37848738
>splap

>>37848744
Then you will be forcefully snugged even more firmly.

>>37848738
you get a shark

>>37848746
ghosts, they truely BONELESS also slime is icky and yucky

>>37848761
the fuck am I gonna do with a shark?

>>37848191
What about ice girls in Wintertown sun bathing nude?

>>37848778
caress the shark

>>37848778
get cool bitemarks, make more sharks. You know, the normal stuff.

>>37848798
that does sound cool but what if I bite her as well?

>>37848275
I would like to have a giant Troll bra for my collection but I don't even know if they wear lingerie or underwear

>>37848792
nah, summer is better than the gay winter

>>37848793
i'll boop her instead

>>37848798
Why get bitemarks from a shark when you could get them from a fertile mosquito instead?

>>37848842
cant beat the boop

>>37848842
>>37848857
What if she boops you back?

>>37848856
why get a bug bite, whern you get bitten by vampire who is way older than you

>>37848806
that's fine, sharks think human bitemarks look cool to.

>>37847844
Oni titties.

>>37848870
but I want to get bitten by a vampire that (looks) way younger than me!

Spanish minotaurs

>>37848870
is the lil fella okay?

>>37848878
Bigger

>>37848863
the great boop war has begun
>>37848883
and spanish holsts

>>37848863
that means she just accepted your marriage proposal boop

>>37848885
he now lives as the vampires husband but has never grown up, all that has is his penis

>>37847844

>>37848891
>First visit to Zipangu
>Guide book reccomends staying in the area with "beautiful mountains"
>Too late you realise they're not talking about the rocky kind

>>37848870
Because the buge uses the blood to adjust her eggs to your dna so they can get fertilized easier, AND they lay eggs so you have multiple kids at the same time. As someone with an impregnation fetish, no other monster could possibly sate my breedlust like a mosquito

>>37847844

>>37847995
Blue board

>>37848931
Booooooo

>>37848891
i want yuuugi milkers on my face

>>37848711
who in their right mind wouldn't trust this charming smile?

>>37848952
es gato feo, y tardo

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94965238
think rudy is still my favorite

>>37848962
For me it's Neneko

>>37848962
VAMPIRE LOLI
VAMPIRE LOLI

>>37848962
>ywn wake up to this

>>37848962
Beer drunk dogs are rowdy and touchy

>>37849012
Feels bad man

>>37848960
Que te calles ya, autista.

Uh oh, your maid has managed to create a cult that worships you and she just laughs and says she can't believe it actually worked whenever you try to talk to her about it. What should you do?

>>37849024
is there milk

>>37848885
That poor little mage isn't going to be able to keep up is he?

>>37849024
ask her to arrange a competition to see who gets to be your wife

>>37848880
I want to get bitten by a vampire that is way younger than me.

>>37848962
Love this wolf like you wouldn't believe bros

>>37849049
>get kidnapped by a vampire
>fear that this is the end
>instead she uses you as a practice dummy for her little sister's first biting

>>37848032
>>37848094
>>37848939
I fucking hate tattle tale faggots stop being wannabe jannies

>>37849102
Based

>>37848962
i like noss in my opinion

I don't think enough of you saw what I posted...

Spanish minotaurs

>>37849179
>lucha libre violación

>>37849101
>wind up having to coach her through it because she's nervous
>nearly faints once you're done and she sees the small trickles of blood on your neck
>insists you stay in bed for the rest of the day
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>37849179
Españeez nuts

Council now estabilishes that single humans need to be escorted by the oldest virgin momsters around due to cultural exchanges. Lilims take priority on the list.

>>37849221
worst escorts, they spill too much spaghetti

>>37849221
>virgin momsters
???

>>37849262
monsters who you call mommy instinctively and are still virgins

>>37849262
adoption, they also insist if they get you to call them mommy it also counts.

>>37849277
>>37849280
I call no-one mommy as I have non-negative levels of self-respect.
I'll be taking my foxball and leaving.

>>37849291
ogey, have a good time

>>37849262
>your son calls me mommy too

>>37849291
Just wait until that fox rapes you senseless until you call her mommy

>>37849304
Only after she's earned it by having multiple litters, and not a moment before.

The virgin “mommy”
Vs.
The chad “mistress”

>>37849343
they are both virgins, ya dumb shit

>>37849221
the conuncil needs to strart the touching themselves more often

>>37849343
The real chad option is "damn female kid"

>>37849378
now thats a classic way to get cunny

>>37849343
You'll never catch me calling any monster mommy or mistress

>>37849378
>t. Nacha husband

>>37849400
ok, you can call your wife anything, I call mine wurmy

New commission, this time featuring a double feature- a commission for the image, and a doujin's in progress pages for the catbox link! The content in the link will be par for the course for my dear wight wife, featuring forced undead mamono corruption- so don't click if it's not to your taste! https://catbox.moe/c/dx3gz5

>>37849418
Oooh, are you gonna post the completed one when it's done?

>>37848613
i like raiju a lot

>>37849499
i want to get flashed by a pudgy, hairy and old one while I am on the train

>>37848952
shes very cute and extremely trustworthy. i dont see why you'd even ask

>37849465
Absolutely Anon. Also, it'll have an extra art page, featuring my wife in human disguise and her normal look!

>>37849465
Absolutely Anon. Also, it'll have an extra art page, featuring my wife in human disguise and her normal look!

>>37849512
thanks for sharing. i disagree.

>>37849519
i'd trust a tanuki with the rights to my soul before i'd trust a damn chesh with a paperclip

>>37849567
Thats not a fair analogy. You'd want to give the rights to your soul to a tanuki.

>>37849414
I call mine toaster

>>37849601
how pissed does the electric dame get?

>>37849400
Out of curiosity, what do you call her? Other than her name, of course.

>>37849544
Thanks man!

>>37849403
It's super effective only on actually young girls, though.

> only just realised that Bogey and Bogie were two different monsters
I did wonder about the clowning

>>37849610
Very.
She's not even a robot. She's a dragon.

What's the best way to cuddle with a trio of Kamaitachis?

>>37849821
One on each arm, one on your dick.

>>37849798
Based out of the loop anon

Reminder that even teenage boys will be expected to drink milk from their holst momsters breasts.

>>37849916
At what point do the knockers become too big?

>>37849959
When they get in the way of grillin'

>>37849959
Those. Those have far passed that threshhold.

>>37849959
The knockers are never too big, the rest of the cow is just too small.

How big do you imagine the house for you and your wife/harem what kind of rooms etc

swordlim is cool

>>37849959
Those are just below the hard limit for me.

>>37850139
I've never seen this image before, who's the sally?

>>37850169
Beast's flagmander.

>>37849916
>implying she didn't get him hooked on her milk
i had a stupid idea, adoptive holst momster gets jealous that anon is not drinking her milk anymore and goes to find out why

Humpty and Jubjub oyakodon where the egg is the mother

You know the rules anon. Kiss the spider

>>37849959
When despite the huge size they don't have any milk

Can monstergirls never lose or is it anything goes as long as it leads to a happy ending?

>>37850405
I am the law around these parts, and the law says "no way, fag."

>>37850405
>the dreaded mistltoe
this is why I use spells that allow me to walk between dimensions

>>37850405
I dont know man i dont want to piss her off, what if i am just misunderstanding the situation?

I want to make out with a mistletentacle’s suckers.

>>37847844
>Hag foxes trying to feel young again

What's Christmas going to be like at your in-laws' place?

>>37849418
Based taste wightfag

>undead with black sclera
Yes or no?

>>37850666
>black sclera
Always yes

>>37850117
It's always a mishmash of mychildhood homes that changes to fit the version of my wife I'm imagining at the moment. The one consistency is the polished stone hallway I had in one apartment.

>>37850666
That should be a requirement for pretty much everything save pharaoh.

>>37849418
That's the wight stuff mr wightfag, much appreciated. Glad to see you back in the thread

>>37850516
That's not mistletoe, that's holly. Know the difference, it could save your virginity.

>>37850755
I'm gonna guess that showing you're nerdy enough to know the difference between holly and mistletoe is going to have the opposite effect.

The crafty penis flytrap sizes up her prey

>>37850666
>black sclera
>666
Big yes to that Satan,

What monsters would you never want to get married to?

>>37850906
obligatory pyrow post, because that would ruin the good thing we got going

>>37849418
Great content as always sir. Among all of the waifufags your wight commissions always make me the happiest. Hadn't heard from you on the thread in a while and was afraid you were gone for good, nice to see you're still around.

>>37850976
Look I know we've got three kids and have been living together for 20 years, but getting serious just seems kinda weird you know?

>>37850906
you

>>37850635
>succubus household
>mom greets us(me) at the door with a longer than appropriate hug and pinches my butt
>sister-in-laws flirting the whole time, getting calmly scolded by wife
>one tries to spike my drink but mom catches it
>thank her, she just gives me a wink and a smile
>apparently it's tradition here to have male strippers dance around the Christmas tree? Whatever
>finally sit down to feast
>actually really good food, mom's a good cook
>get up to go to the bathroom
>sister-in-law comes out from behind the shower curtain in lingerie
>she was just at the table, how the fuck did she get here?
>hurry up, wash hands, go back and sit down, act like nothing happened
>feel something rubbing on my thigh
>look under the table
>mom's there, unzipping my pants
Next year, my parents house!

>>37850906
The parasites, the chaos ones, and any that transform you into something else.

Suppose a seahorse MG existed and a part of her profile was that she makes the man pregnant. Would you be automatically turned off by her? Or would you be able to get behind the idea depending on her and how the pregnancy works? How would the Seahorse MG need to be so you consider her a top waifu despite the reverse pregnancy part?

>>37851046
So all of them?

37851077
fuck off and we already have one, the otohime

>>37851077
You keep posting this bait but it’s never going to work.

>>37848184
I want to marry a white horn and have a sleigh team's worth of children.

>>37851090
Not all monster girls are shit no.

>>37851077
Fuck off

>>37851077
Suppose you shot yourself and improved the quality of the thread.

>>37851102
Otohime deserves more love. Poor girl.

>>37851077
any parent can incubate eggs. you don't have to get all weird about gender roles.

>>37851135
They all transform you into a different species. It’s how the DL’s secret plan to eradicate humans is working.

>>37851191
incubi are human. must we travel this road again?

37851191
ew, gay and cringe

>>37851181
i love this artist, simple, sexy and cute

>>37848962
QT mute demon

if you ever feel scared, call the police, tehy'll send a bogey, hellhound, jinko, or dragon to your location immediately

>>37851274
The dragon would just mock me for being scared and stutter about how 't-this would never have happened if you just sought the p-protection of a noble dragon!'.

>>37851102

Isn't Otohime a Dragon rather than a Seahorse?

>>37851304
any dragon like that is filtered out and put on hag watching duty

>>37851274
Or any other monster you’d think help you feel safe

>>37851077

To be frank, it doesn't really have to be some creepy stuff. The "pregnancy" can merely mean that the wife inserts a mass of specific mamono mana (like the one Khepris or Dark Matters have) in her husband. The mana drains energy from the husband for some time in which the wife dotes on him and takes care of him, and then it ends up in a specially big sex session in which the husband transfers the mana sphere back into the wife resulting in her almost immediately growing a daughter inside her and giving birth.

So, the MGs in the profile supposedly already have a husband as far as I recall. So are we really just fapping and imagining things with a monster that is already married and thus we have no chance? Or are the profile MGs in a sort of "schrodiger marriage" where they can either be married with a husband or married with you depending on the interpretation?

>>37851274
I don't think i could ever feel safe around a Hellhound l, they are quite mean

Come on year of tiger! Come on! Bring on the Jinko abs art!

>>37851204
You can’t have sons with monsters, wake up before the DL wins people.

>>37851379
The MG's in the encyclopedia profile pages are just descriptions of how a generic, standard monster of some species would appear and interact.

>>37851379
someone in the previous thread said that it is the latter, KC says that all of their husbands can be "you"

>>37851380
You have an option to pick, anon. Also, police hounds are trained to be less mean

>>37851379
What are you even talking about? Nothing you just said makes any sense.

>>37847844

>>37851391

Even if this scenario came to pass. So what? If humanity and monsterhood are happy, even if it results in their extinction, so what? I really find the argument of "well but you will get extinct!" to be really weak. Why does humanity has to exist just for the sake of existing?

Take for example the case of bulls that are used for bullfighting. Those specific type of bulls do not happen in nature, indeed if bullfighting stops then if no other use is given to them, these bulls will go extinct. But, so what? If those bulls are just born to suffer for the sake of human fun, is it really a bad thing they get extinct? In the same scenario, if monsters and humans really find happiness even if it meant they can't indefinitely reproduce, why does it matter?

>>37851446
It’s not just humanity dying out, it would be men dying out. Think of all the crying monsters with no men left to rape.
Breed a bunch of human women today.

>>37851191
>>37851204
Monster girls don't even necessarily transform you into incubi so you're wrong about that too.

>>37851379
The monsters interviewed are married, but they're also one (1) member of their respective species.
Are you retarded or just stupid?

37851461
Dumbass, the DL is working towards allowing monsters to birth human boys.

Every profile girl is married to me.

>>37851481
You must be a busy boy.

>>37851476
>but it MIGHT be fixed in the future so why worry
This is a dangerous line of thinking

>>37851428

What I meant is that, as far as I know, the profile art MGs of every profile are all married. So technically if you fap or think about the profile picture MG she is already married. However I further speculated it is possible that these MGs exist in a state of "married and not married to you" where they can both be married to their own husbands or you can end up being the husband she is already married to.

>>37851490
If when the DL wins the problem is fixed by default.
t. KC

>>37851465
>Are you retarded or just stupid?

I am obviously talking about the anons that have the profile picture MG as their waifu. Not that all members of that species are already married, obviously.

>>37851379
That only applies to Chaos girls.

>>37851504
Do you really think people have waifu'd the picture itself and not their own species member, whether or not they look similar?
It seems you have chosen "retarded."

>>37851490
And? What’s wrong with a little danger?

>>37851490
I'm pretty sure KC stated that DL is fated win, the question is when.

>>37851490
it's not a speculation.

I feel in the mood of teasing Jinkos, come up with a scenario in which a Jinko would have to show up het white knight tendency but at the same time strongly wanting to just pin him down and rape him. Basically a scenario where a Jinko has to confront her "I have to respect men" with "I want to fuck him so hard right now!"

>>37851558
rub her womb area unprompted

>>37851558
a dumb man who dresses like a whore and is oblivious to how every act is just basically telling her to fuck him, also the man is very defenseless

>>37851490
>Q:Does Kenkou-sensei think monster girl only giving birth to monster girl is very important part of story?
>A:You might already know, it is one of some factors that shows Maou/Demon Lord's plan which convert monsters into MGs didn't go as she wished, and there are many things what she couldn't suppose. And there is reasoning from meta view. If MGs can give birth to male, they will marry with men inside of their community, and they will not go out to seek partner. In that case, we can't see the scene that MGs pounce on men and have sex with them, and MGs who form their settlement like Amazoness will hardly show up.
MGE is based around the idea of being whisked away from a life of drudgery by a cute girl. The reason that the "present day" of the MGE is set before the Demon Lord's final victory is that monsters would have no reason to proactively date men from human realms if they had a ready supply of incubi for themselves.

>>37851379
>>37851504
I don't think people waifu specific monster girls like pic related. They almost always go for the generic species profile and build from that.

>>37851379
>>37851504
>>37851610
Forgot pic

>>37851610
runya runya gets a litte love but most people are not insane enough to consider that an issue.

>>37851643
I got hag gote

>>37851610
I kind of want Saphirette Spherica if none of you guys wifed her already.

>>37851598
>dwarven men on the brink of extinction
Don’t let it happen to us humans, join your local Order chapter today.

>>37851643
Anyone who falls for a Sabbath wench is already insane.

>>37851666
We're all mad here.

All shown baphomets are my cunnywives.
Except Marune, filthy heretic.

give me hags or give me death

>>37851558
>>37851591
>anon got a job on a farm!
>his new boss is a very tall and very strong Jinko
>despite anon working on his gains Jinko-sama insists on doing the heavy lifting
>anon shrugs and offers to milk the cows
>holstaurs ears perk up and get excited looks on their face
>n-no! I-I mean the garden needs some tilling
>holstaurs now look disappointed
>anon takes his shirt off after working up a sweat
>spies Jinko-sama staring at him with a nose bleed
>she must be working too hard

How is calling your wife a "hag" NOT grounds for divorce? Even if you think you're saying it endearingly that's not an endearing thing to call someone.

>>37851693
Since when is saying unflattering things grounds for divorce?
What is wrong with you?

>>37851693
>divorce
We don't do that here.

>>37851693
>he doesn't know about how spanish girls sometime calll their man, "mi gordo bello"

>>37851720
>literally and unironically commit chronic verbal abuse against your wife
>"wtf who said that was grounds for divorce no fair how was I supposed to know?!?!"

>>37851626
I prefer the seacubus.

>>37851379
If the profile girls are the average members of their species you could plausibly find one almost exactly the same. Or the profile girl's daughter.

>>37851744
yeah but what species is she?

>>37851687
>Anon after the work goes to bathe in the nearby river
>He takes off his clothes and starts bathing without checking if any monsters are nearby and is blissfully unaware of all the monsters that are ready to pounce on him
>Jinko-sama beats them back and keeps watch to make sure no more monsters don't try to jump his bones
>Anon notices her and comes up to her nude and askes if she wants to bathe with him
>JInko bluescreens

Can monsters be affiliated with the sabbath for political/ occupational reasons but without lolifying or identifying with their sexual ideas? For example, if a unicorn wants to use healing magic to help people, can she join Greila's sabbath without losing her tits and remaining a nice, full-bodied horse?

>>37851863
Why does Greilia have to be the only doctor in the entire world

>>37851233
one of my favorites for sure

>>37851863
Yes?
They're the magical research institute. They're lolis by choice and are certainly willing to teach others.
That's half of how they get paid.

I know that geniune rejection of (unmarried and without a man set on her heart) MGs to men don't happen. But do you think there can be situations where a misunderstanding can make both the man and the MG sad and believe this is the case?

For example, I recall Dragonia saying that dragons, if not most of them, because of their pride and how they are getting used to civilization, basically are stunned and don't know how to act when dealing with men or romance, so the man really has to take the lead romantically and basically hold the dragon's hand through the process. So I imagine a situation like a very shy man going on a Dragonia tour with a Dragon that is basically paralyzed and doesn't know what to do. So the man is thinking "This sucks! She is not interested at all!" while the Dragon is thinking "I-I really want to fuck him! But I don't know what to do! Is it okay if I grab his hand?! What do I talk with him about? Why hasn't he made physical contact at all?! This sucks! He is not interested at all!"

>>37851963
>But do you think there can be situations where a misunderstanding can make both the man and the MG sad and believe this is the case?
Didn't bother to read the rest of your post but Cupids are the solution to this.
Eros is the anti-tragic-lovers force.

>>37851973
i also stopped reading after the first section.

>>37851973
I bet I'm too hopeless for even a Cupid to fix. Unless she marries me herself, I guess.

has kc done shinigami yet?

i want to be the bright and cheery light for an old dragon that is somewhat boring and works the dragonia equivalent of a boring office job

>>37852006
it's a weird role to fill and they're not all that clearly defined. it can be a malicious spirit that invites those to death (as if a wisp took her job seriously), a gentle guide to the afterlife (do they soul marriage and follow you into the next life?) or just some grim reaper looking chick with a lot of black leather and skull aesthetics.

>>37847844

>>37852006

If he had done such an unique MG already, you would know by now. Just like how it will likely be widely known and regular thread discussion when he makes MGs like T-Rex, Leviathan, Phoenix or Balrog.

>>37852097
zun just made his a redhead with big tits.

>>37852218
ZUN is ever the craftsman.

>Rat spawns right behind me
>Does 1/5th of my health with one attack
RAT NERF WHEN?

>>37852296
>he doesn't use detect enemy passive skill, have a item that helps him detect, or have extremely high defense
sucks to be a fucking NOOB

>>37847844

>>37852296
will you fuck off back to /vg/

>>37851610
In the case that they do, Japanese fans and KC apparently treat like any of their husbands could be "you". It is easy to imagine that you met the profile girls before WC interviewed them. For cases with a more detailed backstory, like Wilmarina for example, it could be just treated like an alternate timeline and Elt is meant to be "you" anyway.
If multiple people from this world happen to waifu the same individual, I think it's common to treat such cases such that each waifufag's wife is a separate instance of that individual. The original individual can only exist in the source material, but each waifufag has his own version of that character in their head and that is the one that is real to them.

>>37851307
Look up sea dragons, they're real fish.

>>37852296
Nothing personnel kid

>>37852163
I wonder what Balrogs are like if their underlings are sexy gyarus that have totally casual sex and get creampied on safe days

Is there any way to marry a Hinezumi without being a martial artist? I would really love to be protected by one and breed her!

Damn it the drunk oni went through all my eggnog again
I’m going to punish her

>>37852534
>>37838465

>>37852551
Isn't "drunk oni" kinda redundant?

>>37852512
cougar moms that are also on fire

>>37852588
Do you think they get tired of "hot mom" jokes?

>>37852597
not after you knock them up

>>37852512
Super bimbos

>>37852566

Shouldn't "partner" and husband be the same?

>>37849821
Biggest one takes your right arm and uses hers to pillow your head while crossing her legs with your right one. Middle one takes left shoulder and uses it to fall asleep listening to your heartbeat. Smallest one on top of you because she is the least heavy of the three and can use the space from your left leg to your Right shoulder

Come traveler warm yourself by the fire

>>37850994
Wight flag is a Project Moon Hagfag? Why am I not surprised

>>37852637
it does reach the same point eventually but there is a slight distinction before you are officially recognized as husband.

>>37852648
Are you sure?
That wendi looks a little... jumpy.

>>37852648
i should've never trusted that fucking tanuki after she gave me those free plane tickets

>>37852575
No, but usually you don't need to specify, like you don't usually say "human that's not malnourished".
>>37852637
Not sure what that was about either, >>37838685 wasn't either. Maybe "partner" was non-romantic meaning and it wasn't redundant to say he's her husband as well, I don't have the original text on hand.

>>37852512

I really want a big muscle fire demon-like MG with a whip.

Why is it only western people who feel the need to ask KC whether you can marry a mg without following the standard procedure from the profile?

>>37852720
How come only Japanese feel the need to ask if they can watch the Demon Lord give birth?

>>37852720
it's quite embarassing

>>37852733
it's the kind of hard hitting questions we need answers to. i salute that crazy diamond.

>>37852720
I just wanted to know if Zipangu makes doujins of monsters summoning humans…

>>37852648
Damn right I'd join, seems like a comfy time

I love jinkos

>>37852648
i have to give something up to the wendi, don't I?

>>37852775
They're perfect.

>>37852775
Prove it!

>>37852637
>Shouldn't "partner" and husband be the same?
Bicorn whorse giggles uncontrollably to her Nurarihyon friend.

>>37852720
>whether you can marry a mg without following the standard procedure from the profile?

Because the standard procedure in the case of "fight-defeat" monsters is exclusionary and some people really like those monsters but don't want to be fighters or think they could accomplish it. Monsters like Hinezumis fit a lot of tastes, so I see why some anons would want to marry one.

>>37852800
individual monsters can vary in both appearance and behavior. shocking, i know.

>>37852752
>Get summoned by desperate fox village
>They need someone to lay the beast of the mountains
>She terrorizes their people, drinks all their alcohol and eats all their food
>And worst of all she refuses to pay off her tab
>When you try to refuse they drag you up to her cave and toss you in
>Come face to spider butt with a sleeping ushi
>When you try wake her she just grabs you and cuddles you
>Honestly not that bad

>>37852794
>Nuri starts laughing so hard she almost chokes on her pipe.

>>37852733
It would be funny if you did that, and the same lilim that you watched being born ended up imprinting on you thanks to this.

>>37852813

It still is useful to know how absolute and bendable this rules are. Otherwise you would have to luck out on finding the odd 1 in 10 Hinezumi that has a kink for weaker men. Or.... going to Land of Four Fiends I guess.

>>37849821
Do these girls ever got even a single story? I see them posted every once in a while but no matter how much I searched I couldn't find any story in which they appear, not even as side characters or background mentions. When are they going to get some love, poor things are cursed

Why are noble monsters so much better than normal monsters?

>>37852852
i can't help but feel it's been addressed enough times already. is happiness truly so foreign a notion?

>>37852936

Yes, it has been addressed. But this is a reply to a post asking why people ask KC these questions. It has been addressed, precisely because people have asked KC those questions and addressed them. Otherwise, we would likely still be stuck in the "no swords skills, no lizard titties for you, sorry" era.

>>37853145
>no swords skills, no lizard titties for you
There is nothing wrong with this, if you won't work for her you don't deserve her.

>>37852800
But why is it only western who ask this?

>>37852826
>be Anon
>comes home after a hard day at work
>his Nurarihyon housemate greets him with a big hug, a beer and a spammich
>helps Anon into his armchair, climbs into his lap
>helps Anon unzip and starts riding him gently
>his Unicorn waifu comes in to kiss Anon deeply on the mouth and refresh his beer
>'Hi sweetie, how was your day?'
>'The usual, how about you?'
>'Just the usual. But I found my first grey hair today...'
>Anon looks carefully over the Nuri's shoulder at his waifu's mane hairline
>'Does that mean you're getting old? I thought Unis had really long lives?'
>The Nuri reached over and helped Anon search for the grey hair in her housemate's mane, saying nothing as her fingertips rubbed over the faint nubs on her friend's forehead
>'No, it means my mana is changing... uh, Anon-honey, I know it's a silly question, but are you possibly cheating on me...?'
>The Nuri starts to laugh, 'Ohno, as if Anon would ever be crazy enough to be cheating on us, it must just be some of my pipe-ash or something...'

>>37853145
i'm not sure if it's you or me that is naive about literalist interpretations.

>>37853287
UNICORNS ARE NOT FOR KEKING

>>37853219
I doubt it.

>>37853323
This, my unicorn and shirohebi harem is all pure love!

You've been a good boy this year right anon?

>>37847844

>>37853198

I don't think you realize how, specially without all the clarifications KC gave, how hard that is. It isn't even about "working for her". See, even a Succubus is physically stronger than the average man. Monster girls that are genetically designed to fight are stronger than a Succubus by at least the same degree, on top of her fighting skill. She has been training for all her life, you need to outdo decades or more or training, on top of that she keeps training, so even if you get stronger she will also grow stronger. Realistically, working hard is not enough, you have to be a prodigy to catch up to a warrior MG. Of course, I am talking about how it looked in the "sorry, if you can't beat her you can't sex her" era, before we knew about all the exploits and facilities men have to catch up to these type of monsters.

>>37853323
Unis are also for Bic-ing.
>Normally a Uni would notice she was becoming blacked, but it might happen if she got lost in the smoke.

>>37853396
>Realistically
You're overthinking this.

>>37853409
>It still counts as monogamy says the smoked Unicorn covering her growing nub with a bandage while insisting she just hit her head somewhere

>>37853432

I see her less than a child MG and more like a petite fox adult girl.

>>37853396
the settings about happiness, wives and love.
get your wife, be happy and don't worry so much about doing things the "correct" way.

>>37853338
>shirohebi goes apeshit every time the bicorn brings a girl home
Thats a bad mix

>>37853338
Shirohebis and Unicorns need interventions for drinking doppelpotions like water.

>>37853458
https://youtu.be/tnhJqVV5paQ

I wanna be paralyzed by Raiju cuddles

>>37853396
Pretty sure it's been mentioned that the martially-oriented girls essentially share their magical/demonic energy with the guy they like, subconsciously, which empowers them to help the dude defeat the girl. You still have to put in effort, but I don't understand these dudes that act like getting a lizardman gf is impossible for your average dude

>>37847844
Santa Mofu is bringing lots of presents for good boys and girls.

So what's stopping me from going to dragonia and just groping dragons?

>>37853553
Nothing. It's not illegal or anything. You can just walk up and squeeze them dragon tits

>>37853521
>but I don't understand these dudes that act like getting a lizardman gf is impossible for your average dude

It isnt. But we didn't knew that in the "no defeat, no sex" era. So it really did appeared you had to be a prodigy, be a warrior trained from childhood or have very good luck to marry one.

>>37853287
>be Anon's loyal Uni waifu
>about a month later
>Nuri comes into the kitchen to find her rubbing her forehead
>'Hi Hun, what's up?'
>'Oh, my forehead hurts, I feel woozy...'
>Nuri rubs her forehead softly
>'Oh wow, it looks like you've bruised yourself badly', she kisses the lumps tenderly, 'Wow, even your horn is rattled loose like an baby-tooth. Did you hit your head really hard on the kitchen shelf again..?'
>Uni returned her housemate's kisses, their tongues sharing the fragrant tang of Nuri's pipeweed
>'Uh, I guess I'm just being so clumsy these days, let's not tell Anon, he'd only get worried.'
>the Nuri unbuttoned the Uni's blouse and massaged the Uni's heaving cleavage, 'We'll get you a cute bandanna or something so he doesn't realise. We girls should keep some secrets together, right...?'
>the relieved Uni kissed her friend deeply
>'Yes, we wouldn't want Anon to be worried about anything, would we?'

>>37853553
Your common decency. A date with a dragon should be a pure romantic affair, lustful vulgarity has no place in Dragonia.

>>37853652
>lustful vulgarity has no place in Dragonia
There are canonically Jabberwocks living in Dragonia, you can grope them just fine.

>>37853680
But will the normal dragons look on and say it's scandalous and indecent, while secretly wishing for the same treatment?

>>37852650
I think he just likes the Library of Ruina designs. She does look pretty nice in them.

>>37853651
>be Anon
>sitting at the dinner-table another month later
>Anon passes his empty plate to their Kiki maido
>'Y'know, Honey, when you said we should get a maid, I wasn't sure - but it's been good that you can rest and get over this mystery hide-darkening illness.'
>'Yeah she's a real little cutie, isn't she? Hey, you know what would be really hot...? You know she doesn't have a husbando of her own yet, maybe she'd be interested in sharing...'
>Anon wondered why his sweet Uni-waifu would think of something crazy that, but yeah the little Kiki was kind of cute, and she did want to do anything to make her new Mastah and Mistreth happy....
>their Nuri friend took a puff of her pipe and passed it across to her dark-grey housemate, because, after all, the idea of friends sharing things together might be a good idea.

I fucking hate Christmas music, it's not even ironically good, it all sucks. But Christmas monsters? Now we're talking

>>37852900
Nope, a lot of people seemingly stopped caring for them shortly after release, and I don't have Greenworm-anon level autism to push them.

What’s your favorite dragon species so far?

>>37853984
Dragon

>>37853984
dragon zombie

>>37853962
The canon fact that they're an instant 4-way gang-bang is probably a bit much for most Anons to handle.
>hmm, next greentext idea starting...

>>37853984
Troll

>>37853984

Normal Dragon, specifically the "protectors" type:
> So, there are people - adventure seekers who occasionally continue to buy colorless stones, already married, but such buyers are usually stolen by erotic monsters on the same day or they are protected by serious dragons, who call themselves protectors and stop any excess dragon men
>After all, for her, human beings are still "creatures that need to be guarded and protected"

>>37853984
Jabberwock can give triple blowjobs by herself.

>>37853984
Wurms are good girls.

>>37854042
if i'm going to have 3 weasels i'd want 3 raiju

>>37853984
Ryu

>>37849821
Anon's Kamaitachi 4-way:
>one riding the D
>one riding Anon's face
>one licking the ballz&rim
Rotate at regular intervals.
Maybe get an hour-glass, or whenever Anon nuts so the ball-licker has an incentive to help make Anon nut faster.
>see, because they're not as wholesomely snuggle-some as most single waifu options

>>37847950
Based nereid watcher. They get lonely at sea all by themselves.

>>37854093
Is a triple blowjob not wasted on a single penis?

>>37848885
S-sauce?

>>37854179
Not at all, cuck. Not at all.

>>37854179
The other two mouths lick the balls instead.

>>37854193
>bringing up cuckholdry out of nowhere for no reason
Someone's a little obsessed.

>>37854201
>bringing up more dicks out of nowhere for no reason

>>37854205
You're the one who interpreted that as "add other guy's dicks" instead of, yknow,
involving the rest of the guy.

>>37854205
I never brought up more dicks. Obsessed.

>>37854129
Anon's Option B:
>3-girl doggystyle or missionary line-up
>left-hand shocker, Anon's D, right-hand shocker
Let them draw straws at the start of each session, or have an agreed rotation plan and keep to it.

Strong girls make strong meals!

>>37854256
Correction: "bowling-ball" grip with thumb-with-middle&ring-fingers is probably going to be easier on Anon's wrists.

>>37851591
>among human males the frat boy is the most reckless
>it is second only to the giggolo in sluttiness
>but enough about the giggolos and their dirty peruvian breakfasts
>be jinko
>see a group of frat boy m'lords projectile vomiting in alley
>they immediately chug more beer from a hose and funnel
>one yells a chant about epsilon house
>one loudly yells about shitting his pants
>one high fives the other two
What do humane raspeckter?

Imagine an Elemental Lord.

>>37851963
They date other people because they don't match.

>>37853832
Yes, including the queen so horny she's posing as a tour guide to get someone to make a pass at her.

>>37853287
>>37853651
>>37853865
Good greens.

>>37853219
>the japanese don't ask stupid questions
CaN I WaTch ThE DeMOn LoRD GiVE BirTh? Stay classy, Japan.

>>37853219
Because Japan know if they don't like the profile they should pick a different girl.

>>37854357
There's a difference between one guy with a weird fetish and the west asking Kc the same question a hundred different ways.

>>37853832
Yes, but they do that when men eat or drink too. You can't get a meal in Dragonia without awkward flirting.
>we eat together anon ha ha ha
>just kidding I am a noble dragon you are a peasant ha ha
>but i could give you a chance if you are interested ha ha
>she looks at you with thirst of a thousand weebs
>then i would keep you in my basement
>it is a really nice basement

>>37854436
KC wrote the book for all of the weird fetishes. He gets crazy wacko questions and has a large japanese fan base. Do the math.

>>37853865
>be Anon
>another month has passed
>come home one summer evening
>Anon's waifu greets him as he sits back in his armchair, her hands eagerly unzipping his pants as she knelt on her black pasterns between his spread knees
>Anon ran his fingers thru her glossy black mane as her head began to bob eagerly
>'Sweetie, I know you miss the illness treatments making your horn fall off, but it does make it so much easier to go deep for these great front-on bee-jays... ohyeah... that's my girl...'
>Anon's waifu was too absorbed to reply, or even notice as Anon's Kiki-maido brought in his beer, his hand taking the beer for a long sip, then handing it back to her so his fingers could slide under the frills of her short French-style uniform...
>Anon's Nuri housemate left his sammich on the coffee-table to fill his lungs with a mouthful of her weed-smoke and his mouth with her writhing tongue.
>soon both of Anon's hands are as wet as his dick is in his loving waifu's mouth
>the two stubby horns on his waifu's black forehead are pressing into his abs as she swallows deeply of Anon's essence
>'Ohyeah honey, but don't take it all, the other two will want their share, right..?'
>soon all 3 hungry mouths are clustered around Anon's dark-mana supply
>'Well, that's you three fed, so what's for my dinner?'
>Anon's Nuri housemate grinned up at him, licking her lips, 'Well, we thought our sweet Anon might be hungry for some fresh meat, so we were thinking we would fire up the BBQ and invite one or two of the neighborhood girls over for a little pool-party...'

It's likely to be the case that when you marry a mamono, she's gonna have some fetish you don't like. Similarly, it's likely that you're gonna have a fetish that she doesn't like.

How do you resolve the situation?
Hard-mode: No mindflaying or magical mind manipulation.

VG0DA

>>37854654
It's not likely at all though, since this is MGE.

Anything short of monogamy is heresy and a sin.

>>37854670
No, it is likely. Mamono are people too. They have feelings, desires, preferences, and wants, just like you. Every relationship has its gives and takes. A marriage with a mamono will be no different in that aspect.

>>37854686
He's gonna reply "mamano mana."

>>37854685
How does that work with liliraunes then?

Can you only marry one of the girls inside or both?
I'd hate to have to share a flower with another man.

>>37854686
If you want your waifu to enjoy stuff you hate, knock yourself out dude.
But no thanks.

>>37854694
Liliraunes are one entity.

>>37854700
Are they though?
It's possible for one to form in which it doesn't have any girls in it. Then one human girl enters is an monsterizes, and then a different human girl enters it and monsterizes as well. You have two different souls in the one flower. Maybe for most they're one entity, but in some cases they aren't.

>>37854693
>He's going to reply with the correct answer
Imagine my shock. Although, given the setting, "fate" is just as fair.

>>37854712
No matter what it's still just one Liliraune, so it's monogamy.

>>37854695
You chances of finding a mamono that is 100% into the same exact stuff your into are gonna be practically nil, especially when more often than not; that first encounter they're pursuing you or raping you.
>Inb4 mana marker
You still have to purchase the mana marker without getting pounced on by a wild, horny mamono first.

I'm not saying the girl you're gonna be paired with is gonna be into horsecock futa inflation or some other Wonderland shit. But maybe she doesn't like ass-to-mouth or maybe she wants a deep rimjob or something. Maybe she prefers public sex or fucking in a public toilet. I don't know. Point is; there's a good chance she's gonna wanna do something you are against but she insists on, or vice versa.

And how you deal with that is gonna be important when that fateful day arrives and you get snatched up by a sexy mamono

>>37854654
Non-magical answer: you communicate like sentient adults and make mutually agreed adjustments - whether its your waifu wanting to peg your ass with a giant strap-on or something really kinky like public double-handholding.

>>37854844
>public double-handholding.
You took this way too far. Shame on you

>>37854791
If the fetish in question is not a deal breaker for the relationship, you either adapt to like it or it's so minor that it's not a big loss.

>>37854791
>You chances of finding a mamono that is 100% into the same exact stuff your into are gonna be practically nil, especially when more often than not; that first encounter they're pursuing you or raping you.
It's actually 100%
Because they're imaginary.

>>37854965
It's actually 0% because they're imaginary.

>>37854965
It's actually this >>37855097, but even in the realm of fantasy you're forgetting the people that enjoy imagining themselves unhappy when they could just not be.

>Me simple
>Me want to get rifle
>Me want to go to the front
>Demon Lord Law Enforcers say war bad and not allow anymore
I'm no saying that i hate our new government but...

>>37855132
True, otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.

>>37852720
Because the Western (more specifically Anglos, the Continentals aren't so bad about this) literary tradition has it that the author is the final arbiter of a fictional setting, and they feel the need to get his permission to even use their imaginations in such a setting.
Meanwhile everyone else in the world goes "lmao it's fiction I'll think what I fucking want"

>>37855147
Find friends to larp with paintball guns.

>>37812038
I like to imagine sources of conflict that could arise in an MGE setting that doesn't just devolve into /tg/ or HFY shit, and this is exactly one of them.

MG really really wants kids but her husband secretly doesn't, and through mamono mana his desire not to have kids is actively preventing it. She only finds out after they've been together for years, and this becomes their first true crisis as a couple.

He wasn't doing this on purpose, he was fully willing to step up and be a dad if she got pregnant, but he just genuinely doesn't want to be one.

Another example would be the husband of a bicorn who genuinely only wants to with his wife and no one else. And his complete disinterest in anyone else is actively turning MGs off of wanting him while the bicorn keeps trying to hook them up.

They see the bicorn and think "Sweet, I'll get in on this harem early." But then meets the guy and he is just not into it at all and so neither are they.

>>37855225
There's some Mamono historical re-enactment society of 'ex-martial-arts' types that larps with paintball gunz and nerf-swords etc to recreate famous gang-rapes, uh, I mean combat scenes... to procreate... I mean educate...children.
>they're always looking for fresh meat to wear the easily-torn uniforms

>>37853984
My fav was zombie dragon before she was even out
I like undead and I like ferals

>>37854654
You have to remember that in the setting, most men who get captured by mamono have a very strong aversion to "laying with demons" or "doing anything but missionary position for the purposes of procreation". Your average MG-human couple's sex life is composed almost 100% of "acts he didn't like at first but I demonstration-raped him and he loved it", so... what would happen is she physically forces it on him and it ends up fine.

>>37854850
Stop kink-shaming.
As a Cent-fucker I find public double handholding is the best way to engage in a completely acceptable public activity like giving my waifu a proper balls-deep pussy-pounding without the added complication of needing a saddle to grip onto.

prone boning a 'pede