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あくたんかわいい大好き
きtらあああ
>>37845279This one
here it goes
今日もかわいい〜
haachamaーchama~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yVtuB4yhw
>>37845279sex
It's those hours again
pekoーら大好きみこちも好き
I love Towa!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0firv69LkgI
I really do love Suisei
んなあああああ
>>37845289Didn't ask
Is Subaru being the newbie normie of Hololive part of her charm point?
reminder that yonkisharts are the main responsible for every bad thing in these threads
>>37845279The dream is dead
Will Nenechi get her New Year outfit?
>>37845299sry...
>>37845279>not pekomoona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7KK0OxygXQSURPRISE GUERILLA SEX (singing)
Your oshi is a whore
>>37845194I see. I wish people would be more forthcoming with their detergents, soaps, fabric softeners, etc. I grew up poor without a bathtub and my mom was obsessed with saving money so she never used enough cleaners in the laundry. There was a very painful and embarrassing time in my early teens when I realized the importance of scent and the significance of daily rituals like laundry and bathing in my scent. Sorry for the blog lol.
>>37845279>>37845285
>>37845309sorry, we only know pekomiko and micomet here. niji branches not welcome
>>37845279When will the copium stop
>>37845311IM GOING TO START LUSTING
chloeschizo don't look!
>>37845310>drawing miko to look the same age as suiseigross
赤いなぁ。。。
You haven't forgotten her, right?
>>37845279How come they never collab?
I really hope I'll find at least one Towa when opening presents tomorrow.
>>37845301It was when she was one.
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>37845335Miko raped Pekora
Towa...
Love NoelPrefer New Years to Christmas
>>37845326How about you don't?
>>37845341ME! I'M FEELING IT!
>>37845322>weyou'll never belong here
>finally check a Chloe superchat reading>its mostly just zatsudan, and she turned superchats offImagine the extra money if she didnt turn it off...
FUBUKI DID IT!!!!!!!!!
>>37845333razer korosan..
>>37845341Its a cycle for me. There are months that the only entertainment I consume is Hololive and there are months that the only thing I do is play games.
>>37845350she's never going to finish
>>37845352Wake up friend...
>>37845352Yeah, she finally gave me a handjob!
NEGI U LOVE!
>>37845349what are you gonna do about it? avatarfag? post a wojak? boot up your 20 phones? ask for help from the niggermeido?
>>37845352wrong timeline anon she doesn't get it in this one
>open FBK stream>akai na...>open Chloe stream>akai na...MAKE IT STOP
Magikarp gacha is taking all of Haachama's viewers
>>37845352Could have fooled me
>Haachama is building a huge floating structure directly over the spot Bae started building the huge EN New Years fireworks show atI'm laughing
Sora Love!
pekomiko christmas today...
See you again!
When will the suffering end...
>>37845327SCs don't matter, they only make like 10% of that viewership is important because of sponsorship
Ramy became a numberfag
>>37845380BASED
i miss mommy...
>>37845366You'll never know monkey..hehe
This is what Miko wanted.
Romantic sex with amanekanatach
>>37845380nippon banzai
>>37845380Chama is about to get banned from the EN server again.......
>G-routeNo please noooooo
>>37845389>muh 10%Yes we all know you're a /vt/ard now get the fuck out
>>37845380>builds a penis-shaped deathtrap over the en portalWhat is her endgame?
>>37845389balding!
>>37845403Good. And hopefully from Hololive as a whole too.
>>37845389Kson says SC is 80% of her revenuehttps://www.reddit.com/r/kson_ONAIR/comments/r3u8c6/surprised_that_kson_says_sc_is_80_of_her_revenue/
g-gays...
>>37845380I hope it's a working death star
How was the Lap/Shion Collab? Did they get on?
>>37845422K-on is not part of hololive.
>>37845414this anon doesnt like westaboo whores who make derivative meme videos! point and laugh! please! please clap!
>>37845422K*ontards need to stay in reddit instead of coming here, that bitch ain't hololive.
>>37845380based chammersred rrat is going to fucking lose it when she sees it
>>37845427They went for 3 hours straight.
>>37845408sagrada familia
>>37845430te o agete
>>37845434Miko had a boyfriend
>over 1 million subs>struggles to get 5k viewers>no superchats
>>37845422Because kson doesn't give 50% of her earnings to Cover
>/hlg/ hating EN for no reason again
Waiting for Sora’s next stream…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRLw6sWnG9Eyab
>>37845431the face of hololive!
>>37845447BASED
What the fuck is that anatomy...https://twitter.com/AkasaAi/status/1473940744058843136?t=8Jzokg_1JtQuxlIysuSYGg&s=19
>>37845300Fellow purple woman fan
>>37845455Laplus and microbikinis, name a better duo.
Merry Christmas Chocosen...
>/vt/ourists thinking their whores are worth a damn
>>37845467eh it's fine
>>37845447Suisei is not a boy
>>37845472Any cute girl and glasses
>>37845472La+ and naked apron
>>37845422Your stupididy giving me a headache. Kson number didn't matter because she has high SC to viewer ratio. Even if you try to argue that this is during her Coco days (which is isn't), SC would be still her primary source of revenue since Cover doesn't want to give her sponsorships/concerts. Basically sources of revenue changes depends on case by case basis. Using this argument pretty much just shows how shitty you are when it comes to logic.
>>37845482Allegedly
The only sexually attractive loli in Hololive is Rushia.
Theres no way Fubuki would still be interested in playing the pokemon main story after this fish
>>37845483You will never get your shiny carp
What's inside each box?
Why am I so comforted and healed by these FBK Magikarp streams when she's obviously demoralized and depressed by the absence of shiny Magikarp? Is something wrong with me?
>Choco liked the Christmas Reindeer outfit so much she got herself one irl
my poor poor orka...
>>37845498A dick.
>>37845493only if you're into zoophilia
>>37845482suisei is a very cute boy I've seen him in swim shorts
>>37845503oh deer
>>37845493okay come
>>37845380Where is she? in EN or JP?
>>37845503Someone needs to marry that woman
>>37845503choco sensei is too cute
>>37845452this is the EN/ID anti thread
>>37845514:sob:
My wonderful coyote wife Koyori
>>37845317Personally I don't like to use perfume and I especially can't stand people using strong perfumes, maybe I have a very sensible nose I'm not sure, but I can only support the subtle one, which people don't like to use it and prefer the strong and long lasting one.And yeah I only like the odor of shampoo or fabric softener on the clothes, the brand I use as shampoo is made in Europe and I really like its flagrance, if you are curious check it : Le Petit Marseillais.
remember when kotaro was still around ?
Get into the bath, Chloe
>>37845483Akai beam!
I love this woman
>>37845516EN server. She's building directly over the coastline next to the small shinto shrine and fireworks display that Ina built last year, which is exactly where Bae started building some huge ass lightshow she farmed Quartz for for like 15-20 hours now
>>37845474t.tourist
My poor poor chloe...........why...
>>37845523Not as long there is one JP holo that loves them. That means 95% of them.
watch aki
>>37845454>lose her nnaa and nanoraWeak
nee
>>37845296Same.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0firv69LkgI
Luna is doing a tier 2 membership stream for Christmas...
>>37845537Fucking kek. Chammers always does this.She plops her biggest, eyecandy builds on event places like that tower of babylon beside the undoukai
La+'s extremely long hair should be more emphasized in her second costume, her baggy outfit covers too much of her glorious long hair.
>>37845551So we're allowed to hate Kiara?
>>37845565For no reason ofcourse
https://twitter.com/ChMyxo/status/1473677207587282944?s=20Why does EN gets all the cool fanmade shit
Watch auntie
>>37845553It's Aki who should watch me !
>>37845561>he isn't the highest tier already
Anal holo?
>>37845565She secretly likes being hated, so... meh.
how come Haachama & Fubuki usually don't do stuff together despite being genmates
Whose idea was it to group Aqua with extroverts anyway
>>37845551trying to fit in...sad as fuck my dude.
Aki has ID numbers. This is just sad.
>>37845565I want to hatefuck kiara
RAINBOW!
>>37845577And why is that? What are you going to show me?
>>37845585They hate each other. Easy.
Luilui's SC readings are so pleasant to listen to.
>>37845578Im probably gonna cancel my membership anyway. Thats one of my new year resolutions.
>>37845585ikkisei no kizuna
>>37845571>tumblr noseFuck off
>>37845596all of my lust
>>37845571How many times are you going to post this?
>>37845551It might surprise you but most of us are not hololive members.
>>37845586Why ? It helps an extreme introvert to be with two extreme extrovert, if you leave Aqua at her own she will never socialize.
>>37845551have 95% of this, faggot
>>37845606He's looking for validation, just give it to him
>>37845587Why? I like EN and JP. Look at Iroha, she was happy that Calli congratulated her for finishing Jump King. Why does that makes you mad?
>>37845571too western
>>37845565Hating on her for behaving like a cunt? That's okay.Bullying her for no reason? That's not okay.The thing is that it's always the first one with her.
>>37845600Her zatsudans pretty good too, the last twitter space was comfy.
>>378452792 more days until Christmas and we're reaching 120 respondents, so don't forget to fill in /hlg/ end of the year survey! If you haven't answered yet, be sure to take your time to fill it because there will be no other chance this year(literally). And always remember to have a nice holoday!https://forms.gle/cdFNkG4hamohLTuG9https://forms.gle/cdFNkG4hamohLTuG9https://forms.gle/cdFNkG4hamohLTuG9Please read >>37752017 if you have any questions. I think all of the /hlg/'s regulars have responded with a total of 118 respondents(not including schizos), so I might post the results sooner. And to that one tatsunoko, I'll include your one answer, okay?
>>37845472https://litter.catbox.moe/seipl2.webm
>>37845585Matsuri created a rift within the Gen for being menhera. Fubuki only cares about herself. Haachama went maverick. Mel and Aki are irrelevant.
>>37845617please don't call my oshi a cunt
>>37845585what do you think they have in common besides being gen mates?
>>37845613Thanks
>>37845610Sure, it works out and all but I just wonder if a few of the management thought it'd also be funny
>>37845605
>>37845427Was great. Think they streamed for around 3 hours. Shion sounded really happy and relaxed. Lappy was also on great formThey felt like pretty close friends already
>>37845623>Matsuri created a riftNo she didn't newfaggot
>>37845615holy meds.
>>37845629I didn't call her a cunt, I said she behaves like one.
>>37845585Cause they're not friends
does haachama actually follow a blueprint?
Aki is far too sexual for a married woman...
>>37845631They are both members of hololive
>>37845586Aqua
>>37845610>It helps an extreme introvert to be with two extreme extrovert>Subaru leaves>Nene and Aqua barely can socializeWhat the point?
Aki your allergy...
You know, Pekora was my first oshi whom I loved deeply. After that I found another holo and realised that I loved her more and have had her as my oshi for over a year now.I still like and respect Pekora but haven't been tuning into her streams that much lately, but during the membership stream yesterday I realised that I really do love Pekora a lot even now and started feeling really bad for missing so many of her streams these days.
>>37845617what's /hlg/s reason then?
She will never catch it
>>37845639No, you take your damn meds.
SHE DID IT
>>37845645A married woman will not make bath asmr
FRIEND DID IT!!!!
IT FUCKING HAPPENED YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OH SHIT
Alright, how many total hours has it been?
SHE GOT IT
>>37845640That's not true. Kiara is one of the most kind and genuine woman on the planet and always treats people with empathy and respect
AKAI KIN
FRIEND
What are we gonna do on the bed Aki?
She did it!
GOLD MAGIKARP HOLY SHIT
FRIEND DID IT
Matsuri is literally the only one preventing ikkisei from becoming like nikkisei
FUCKING FINALLYGOLD FISH
SHE DID IT (for real)
>>37845615Based
>>37845615Calli?Who?Sad as fuck.
friends...
>>37845677being good?
>>37845610>two extreme extrovertY-Yeah, that's right, two extroverts...
>>37845672FASTERRRRRRR
I WAS THEREI WAS THERE TO WITNESS ITGOLDEN MAGIKARP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Everyday sleep with Aki and (You), okay?Well, anon?
DON'T FUCK THIS UP
>>37845656My oshi is Yura Rikudou from Prism Project. No other holo can compare.
>>37845637At what fucking point was this design deemed acceptable?
KIN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nooo..... What will I watch from now on?
FUBUKI IS FINALLY FREE
Mio is watching
Holy fuck it finally happened
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ANON FROM LAST THREADWho is your oshi beautiful motherfucker???
Who else here saw the magikarp sparkle?I did, literally the exact moment I turned my head to my second monitor, I saw her encounter it.
>>37845660APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOWIT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
HOLY SHITI WAS HEREFRIEND!!!!!!!
EVERY POST HERE IS JUST GOSSIP
uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FBK
SHINY FRIENDS
Subaru is an introvert. She only acts extroverted as part of her vtuber role. In real life situations she is an introvert, like the in person collab momotetsu stream with okayu korone and mio, or hesitating to go to the pokemon store until she found the courage to ask okayu to go with her. This is also why she tends to exaggerate or lie when she tells stories. She thinks she has to do that for people to accept her. An introvert habit.
>>37845703I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if she dropped the controller and it pressed A on attack at this point
>>37845660Thanks for the reverse jinx
FUBUKI IS CUMMING ON STREAM
>>37845427It was great, definitely watch it. They seem pretty close, for instance La+ knew what Shion was eating by Shion just mentioning that it was "that thing I told you I got after going to the hospital".
Fubuki is now halfway done with her shiny hunting!
she needs to fucking save
Kneel you fucking MUDSHITTERS. LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
FUBUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiny motherfucker
I missed it...
I literally saw it happen lmao
>>37845637>I posted that girl I'm part of the sekrit club nowNo stupid pretender. You weren't here when Matsuri melted down. When Fubuki and Matsuri were an item. When Haato was little sister figure to Matsuri. Chris was too irrelevant to have an impact on other Gen1. At least Aloe spent at least 3 months with other gen5 before debut. 1st gen didn't even know one another before debuting.
Good job FBK, good jobHOWEVER, you still need 2 more shinies for your team
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIEND YOUR VIEWERSHIP
>>37845723Nobody cares right now, fuck off. Don't you see Friend got her Gold karp???
CUM TRIBUTES TO FRIENDI CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>37845730What's next?
ENTER
>>37845708believe in her hunting the other 3. pray she follows through on the feebas she was talking about like 3 weeks ago..
Christmas Miracle for Fubuki
The curse has been lifted, the world is at peace again
kino has ended
>>37845716I was watching her but changed the stream for a sec and missed it... At least I saw her catching it...
homo first to congratulate
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
christmas miracle...
Its a Christmas miracle! I was here!
>>37845751Oga-sama please don't fuck my friend on Christmas...
>>37845751>>37845762RIGHT THREAD KING
>>37845762Mio was first.
KING KAZAMA
>>37845762Someone is having sex later
Looks like her chance did improve after all
>>37845751>>37845762FOXDEMON LOVE
>>37845762Oga if Fubuki's boyfriend irl
shes so happy...
>>37845751supportive bf
>>37845751>>37845762Wrong thread shart
>>37845762Her bf will get pegged tonight
>>37845762No...
>>37845762cept Mio was first, shart
IROHA'S HAIR IS SAVED
>>37845744Sorry. I'll repost in ten minutes or so, because I think the subject is interesting. Fubuki is so happy!
>happy thread>homo just had to shit all over it
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>37845774It's still 1/4096 though.
Nice, 3 more.
>>37845762Mio did it first.
>>37845742Only 2? She only has 3 now
>>37845788Someone fix this dude's glass heart.
>>37845762"Omedetou ! Now get in the bed "
I kneel
>>37845790you mean 50/50?
>>37845762Lying shart
Why didn't Haachama congratulate her genmate Fubuki?
DID SHE SAVE?
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>not named it 赤いなぁFUCKING WASTED OPPORTUNITY
witnessed
I'm happy for Friend. おめでとう!
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE IS REALWE'RE WINNING LATER
>>37845801Noel also beat the homo to it on twitter
I came all the way from the global thread to congratulate FBK.
fucking homos ruin everything
>>37845807It's all leading up to her evolving it to Gyarados and saying 赤いなぁ
THAT'S MY FRIEND!!
>>37845814based homo gatekeepers
>>37845816thanks, now you can go back
>>37845807Maybe she doesn't want to accentuate her PTSD
>>37845801Based Mio.
Haachama is a stupid girl
>>37845805me too, no joke
絶好のゴールデンタイム この手で掴め
Happy friend!
>>37845828BrosTVbros...
Based nips paying for Oga's Christmas gift and the condoms!
Mio was first and you know it. You are just homosexual
>Now what are you going to do, Friend?Now...it's time to play the game
>>37845826>>37845775faggot spamming the same 3 fanarts again lol
>>37845828bros tv....
aki is too close...
Not like this FBK... Now the 25th will be double cursed...
>>37845828>only 8kmeanwhile chloe and rushia make that in 2 minutes every stream
>FBK rigged her chances for it to match the dateCheaterfriend
>>37845828Kiar...
She IS going to evolve it, right?
this is the end of an era
>>37845762He hacked the game
>>37845847wrong image
I can from /vg/ to congratulate FBK also can you please stop spamming the epic 7 general with hololive pictures please?
>>37845828>Losing to Rekieta Law
aki please
>Fubuki getting yellow SC instead of akasupa because the magikarp is yellow
>>37845844it has nothing else to do
>All Manjigumi streaming and Yonkisei collab today managed to bend the world rules and granted FBK her gold carpWoah...
AKI?!
>>37845828The absolute state
>>37845861/jp/ did nothing wrong go blame /vt/
>>37845865its actually so in line with all of the FBK memes its comical
>>37845871How long do you think was this guy waiting to post this?
Lamy please stay
>FBK at 1.3m yen scSukon were saving up
>48kholy shit
>>37845861blame /vt/ niggers
>>37845856but if you evolve it, it loses value, anyone can go buy a copy of HG or SS and catch one
FBK just aknlowdged mio but she won't aksnledge her bf?
>>37845856She'll catch another one to evolve and have both.THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Don't ignore Oga, Friend
>>37845861what's a a /vg/?
Christmas Eve BTFO
KING KAZAMAIROHACH
My job is done
>>37845887the ERP central
>>37845884She will acknowledge him soon in bed
>>37845861Blame /vt/, our IP is lower
Irohach on Friend's chat!
>ignored the shart
Good girl Iroha.
Holy shit my chat is still behind a minute. So many fucking messages.
>>37845801Will FBK allow Mio to peg Oga tonight?
>gyarados-shinaiYeah she's not evolving it, based
>>37845887It's where touhou originally should be contained.
>>37845828Baby numbers
>>37845723What part of that is being introverted?Introversion is basically you preferring to do things alone rather than with anyone. "Hesitating to go to the pokemon store" is not introversion. Being awkward is not introversion. Subaru is NOT introverted because she hangs out with a lot of people. She even chats and interacts with other holos/vtubers outside of streams. Damn people throw that word around like a medal. WTF. Get a dictionary dumb anon.
Oh fuck I missed it.....How hard did she scream?
>>37845889who the fuck is chris masuibu?
>>37845900dud gura say something?
>talked to Iroha>talked to Mio>ignored the homoLol?
>>37845892
>>37845907Kanata never did learn to draw a circle...
>>37845910Just some desk pounding
>>37845914She knows.
>>37845882Sword and shield had an event where shiny magikarp spawned everywhere. So it doesn't have any value either way.
>>37845907That was pure suffering
I can hear Oga rubbing his dick to her head.
>>37845910She was speechless at first
>>37845907At least Fubuki learned her lesson, she was pissed off that whole week because she decided to beat him offstream.
Was FBK's journey to fish up one golden Magikarp more important than the end nor the start?
wow that was... whelming
This whole gold magikarp arc has been too good for viewership numbers lmao
>>37845453Soratomo yo......
Chloe's chat is indog central. This is the type of "people" she attracts HAHAHAH
>>37845914バサド
>>37845828Do yourself a favor and stop using this.
Remember when Fubuki used to be the ARS queen? What changed to make her get actual SCs?
Who here actually saw the full encounter live, not just opening the stream after reading the thread?
Our Fubuki later better be golden
>>37845914Fubuki is healing.
Chloe's eigo is pretty fucking good for someone without formal education
1 shiny down, 492 to go.
>>37845932This is just Blue Axolotl arc all over again...Everybody had huge boosts in views to immediately drop afterwards
I havent experienced a kino grind into payoff like that since the old days of NM hunting in FFXI or low% raid drops in vanilla WoW (not classic)
>>37845938You can watch it live now https://youtu.be/yd-y-p900pg?t=6425
>>37845914>homo誰?
>>37845938I'm the only one in the thread who saw it live.
>>37845938I have watched all the fishing streams from start to finish and was doing reps while she got it.
Can you feel it? Fubuki finally got her gold Magikarp, Manjigumi starting to become active again and Yonkisei finally rebuilding their lost bond all within one day. This is the one. The Christmas miracle we've been waiting for that will bring Hololive to the golden era once again. I believe everything is going to get better from now on.
This ends Friend's incline
>>37845938Not me, I was about to shitpost with one video but everyone here was starting to celebrate.
>>37845934Is she the new Rushia? Boing boing joke when?
>>37845938i opened the stream and the thread after reading about it in discord
>>37845938Me, I was there.
>>37845915you sold your soul for this?
>>37845938it's always my background stream
>>37845955>golden era while EN existslol
>>37845762You wish
So at some point she's going to have to try for another Pokemon right or can she beat the game with only 3?
Chinks are seething as we speak.
Who here didn't fucking care Fubuki getting a shiny Goldcarp? Fuck Pokemon. Its a game for kids.
>>37845959never because she actually has tits
>>37845910there was a moment of disbelief then she was just really happy
>>37845938Didn't actually SEE that - had stream opened in another tab and almost shit my pants when she screamed...
>>37845938There was a FBKfag saving the number of tries and shit, wonder if that autist is still around
h*m*sh*rt blown the fuck out
>>37845938I expected the same shit, then that happened
>>37845938Do I look like a Japanese gachatard to you?
>>37845967Her original goal was beating the game with a full team of six shinies. She's only halfway done, anon.
>>37845956It's over...
>>37845964Again? Stop hating what Coco-kaichou created.
Oh, Fubuki finally did it? How many and hours and attempts did it take? I haven't watched even a single stream of that.
>>37845973I meant a repeated EOP joke
>>37845964EN will repent from their whorish ways on christmasI belieb it
>>37845938I opened the thread after seeing it.
>dead hours
>>37845987Too big, looks terrible.
It's a bit sad that 金コイ got caught because Fubuki's late night fishing streams were also really confy.
>>37845938Me, I literally tabbed back in as the encounter screen loaded and saw it appear
Having less viewers than Aki is embarrassing.
>>37845989
>>37845989>Coco created ENEN branch was a concept even Coco debuted. Coco is getting undeserved credit.
>>37845991It took 0.1 hour and 1 attempt. Fubuki is truly blessed!
>>37845955inb4 YAGOO fucking dies
>>37846005CHINK
>>37845989>what Coco-kaichou created.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqY-yyNC4-k&t=681s
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474063041692323840
>>37846004>is the "avatarfag" in this room right now?
>>37845956Her non shiny hunting streams were already on a decline
>>37845992that's what PON is for, but it's even worse because all the japs do it as well
>this is how Auntie deals with being alone on Xmas
To celebrate. listen to Friend brushing her teeth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT3NT2LyKLQ&t=2523s
>>37845964BASED BASED
>>37845987Christ do different Pokemon have different shiny rates like can she go for a more "obtainable" one next?
>>37846012The end of an era
>>37846004this image alone kills the faunig
>>37846005中国人
>didn't stay to collect more superchats
>>37846033Foxfriend is dumb
>>37846004>is the holobronie tribalist in this room with us right now, anon?
what watch now at night
Who am I supposed to watch now
>>37846033the definition of soul.
>>37846004Kek
>>37846023>at the end of the intense pumping the wine popped and the cork womb-punches her
>>37846036>>37846037please watch aki sing into bottle
Lapu-dono will hang out with her boyfriend kazamairohach on Christmas.
>>37846005
>>37846036>>37846037Chloe
>>37846035>doesn't reply, starts crying while pulling 20 phones from pocket and posting off topic images
>>37845938Just as I looked left, she screamed and I saw it sparkle
>>37846033She never does. Remember when she got pork chop?
>>37846013i like how i called out the avatarfag once and schizos are still repeating it nonstop lmao
Sex auntie is great
>>37846036>>37846037The only answer is Aki.
>>37846005Yeah, only redditors think that, I don't know why these faggots brought back that shit
aki sounds too sexual
>>37845938Not me. I'm going to watch the clip tomorrow.
>>37846037Xmas songs with Aki
>>37846004RUMAO
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474064319101173760
We're playing now on divegrass
>>37846044pretty gay ngl
>>37846067https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hlg/
>i did it bitch
>>37846026Nope. They're all 1/4096, unless you have a special postgame item.
Comfy...
>>37846052(You) didn’t do anything, newfag. People have been calling out avatarfags since melposter
Which hololive responds well to fanart? I draw fanart and so far none of them retweeted one. I get likes but very rare (from Okayu and Lamy only).
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1474054752409653248Merry Christmas.
>>37846005チンク
>EOP retards itt think FBK has to catch 3 more shinies
>>37846065>耐久
>>37846026No, in fact the next ones will be worse because finding a Magikarp while fishing was guaranteed, but if she looks for one in the wild grass she might find a different pokémon than the one she wants
>>37846033FBK is actually just a gacha autist she doesnt care about milking money
>>37846078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ_Ncg2Ho6Mstill my favourite cover from aki, been looping it for a week now
>>37846005Didn't ask chinkoid
>>37846079Yeah, but Melposter was an actualy gachikoi. This guy is just larping for the sake of shitposting.
>>37846079yet it took 4 months for anyone to finally tell faunafag to kill himself>melposternewfag doesn't even remember okayu schizo
>I don't think I felt anything special for Christmas >f anything I think New Year is a more worthy celebration. Because you can get otoshidama at leastBased money-loving orca
>>37846080Post some of what you made but nothing with a name or image searchable or anons will remember and make fun of you to eternity if your drawings are bad.
>>37846086>>37846073She can breed them
>>37846005>>37846056Cope all you want but even Mori , Amelia and Kiara said so and I trust them more than schizo like you.
>>37846080Recently, Iroha gives a shoutout and a tweet at the end of the stream
>>37846079hey at least he wasn't an asshole, but even before that there were a lot of anons unhappy with ritualposts
>>37846004>the JPsharts are in this room right now you have to believe me>i can't go one day without avatarfagging please stop taking away my phone>*convulses on the ground while imitating a shark's movements*
>>37846080Just get good and they'll retweet it
>>37846104no they didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT3TAQ1NhLQ
>>37845938I have never watched a single stream of it, but congrats FBK
do not open
The only good thing Coco ever did was creating EN, all else was shit
>>37846102That goes against everything FBK believes
>>37846089She's a bit off today, but yeah I like that cover too.
>>37846104>Mori , Amelia and Kiarareputable sources
>>37846117FAT FUCK
/hlg/ vs /retardy/isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
is chloe suck doing these forever? i feel like now that she's set the precedent to read literally every superchat, she can't really walk it back any time soon
>>37846079The worst avatarfag here was the Ayamenamefag
>>37846093Nice selective memory, retard. Everyone either filtered the faggot’s images or told him to fuck off. You didn’t start any sort of movement.
>schizos attack when speaking positive about Coco>schizos also attack when speaking negative about Coco
>all these newfags talking about thread shitters>they werent around for azkiposter wreaking havoc by stealing the first post of every thread for like half a year
>Aki sneezecute>Aki sneeze because of cat allergiesoh fuck
>>37846084t.EOP retard
>>37846127She really wrecked her own momentum by doing this
>schizo posts a fauna avatar in the thread that Coco created
>>37846134Azkiposter was still more bearable than the annoying towafaggots stealing the last post of every thread
Will there be a repeat of the true Christmas miracle this year?Everyone was nice to each other for one day last year
The thread's too green.
>>37846104Timestamps or get the fuck outAlso Taiwan
>>37846131>>37846133>avatarfag meds meds meds now
we are losing...
My friend is having a good day today
>>37846134azkiposter was based though, not a shitter
>>37846145Or deleting the comments just to snipe the next OP thread
>>37846150Fuck off with your cancer, Aki is still streaming
>>37846134azkiposter migrated to /vt/
How do we save Aki?
>>37846156>>37846145>>37846134Who gives a shit about first or last posts, jesus fuck you autists
That is a lot of greentext
>>37846146Your oshi is a whore
I want to go out drinking with Aki, take her home after she has too much and she slovenly comes onto me.
already spamming kek
>talking about thread personalitiesPlease just listen to my Aunty.
>>37846102it's a shiny only run though or can you breed various pokemon to create a new one?
>>37846146I will say something nice about Marine. (Ichitrannies better appreciate it)
>>37846157Look, it's Eddy hahaha
>>37846161Right, just all these oldfags. Oh wait, they didn't.
>>37846145towa...
the fuck are you fags complaining again? I don't see anything
>>37846168Save her from what? She is perfectly capable of taking care of herself and managing all her problems
>>37846180this song is one generation older than me..
>>37846109Nice future prediction
>>37846145Towa...
I know nobody really cares, but I am going to be leaving these threads forever, because they have been getting unbearably worse, even with filters.I've been here for over 2 years, before the split, and it's never been as bad as it is now. I don't know what caused this. Was it ID/EN debuting? Was it /vt/ creation? Was it the influx of EOPs during the summer of 2020? I don't really know.The main problems are the constant raids, and spam of off-topic stuff, especially when it comes to ID/EN posting, however... Meidos don't seem to care about that, all they do is very selective moderation. For example: banning if someone says Ind*g, but leaving the Ni**er posts alone, and don't get me started about the OP image bullshit. I have done my best when it comes to leaving feedback, but nothing ever changes.Another problem, although this is more of a personal one, is the fact that there's very little posts about less popular holos. My oshi is Roboco, and it's not worth it anymore for me to even start any kind of conversation about her streams, amongst all the bullshit, and troll or bait replies. There are a few robosa here, and I very much feel you, and wish things get better for you in here overall.I really hope something gets done when it comes to moderation, and just the general attitude, not for me, but for anons who feel the same way that I do, and still want to stay here and talk about their oshis. Anyway, so long, and thanks for all the fish.
>>37846157lol!
>>37846134>it wasn't even a bot>he was just really fast
Aki would be the best Holo to go on vacation with
>>37846198ogey
Divegrass bros...its over
>>37846208Our very own Dragon Capture Jar...
>>37846198learn japanese and say nice things to her on twitter
>>37846198How many times you'll post this crap?
>Marine and Chloe exchanged BL book suggestion
FUCK, the one stream I decided to sleep in for. Congrats friend...
these threads haven't been the same since Eddie left.
Do you guys even bother watching streams or is fighting thread wars the only thing you fuckers are interested in? Fubuki got her shiny magikarp after over a hundred hours and instead of celebrating you guys are instead doing stupid tribal wars.
Just woke up, what did I miss?
>>37846198>Was it the influx of EOPs during the summer of 2020?they were the good posters, it got bad once global was made and went to absolute shit after /vt/ was madenow 90% of this thread is just schizos crying about anything that isn't pure 100% japanese35piss and ayamefags all the falseflaggers here, remember when homos were allowed in here and nobody cared until 35piss and pekofags started a war for 3 months?
>>37846198Stop posting this shit and leave already.
>>37846198I'm newfag. Was roboco ever popular?
>>37846198See you tomorrow
PESSI PESSI
>>37846220comeback time
>>37846240While I agree the thread is shit right now are you seriously those going to ignore those like 30 posts celebrating FBK's catch.
>>37846127She has been told to only read red SC since 2 weeks ago, retardchaama
Is your IQ lower than Chloe's? Be honest.
>>37845770>>37845785>>37845794>>37845801>>37845965Yeah but nobody cares about that ugly hag
>>37846252
>>37846198why doesn't she ever use twitter space, robosa?just go to the other side for slow but focused threads if you can't handle it even after 2 years, good posting starts with you.
https://youtu.be/Sglm1zgbDP4?t=2018JAMADA
Aki just sneezed directly into my drink
>>37846258it was way more than thirty that anon is retarded. he said "tribal". lol.
>>37846262t. Taiga
god I wish that were me
>>37846262ogey Taiga
>>37846261probably
>>37846262Why is Taiga like this?
I hate Christmas because I have to attend family gatherings instead of watching my oshi. But I do like presents.
>>37846240I don't really care about Fubuki. She's a dead holo for me.
>>37846270>>37846275>>37846280Still ugly lol
MINNA...
>>37846272sora....
Why does aki sing so low
>>37846263Peko should upload more images about Goro
>>37846284still gay
>>37846281Towa...
>>37846285*cough*
>>37846290MukiRose trying to break out
>>37846284*steps on your tail*
>>37846290My dick demands it.
>>37846283Same here. Specially after defending Coco.
did fubuki start to say 赤いな before she realized it was a shiny? just a tiny あ before she noticed.
>>37846297>t.
>>37846261Why /hlg/ is afraid of taking the test?
>>37846291She is planning to open insta account for Goronyan sometimes in the future and post pics of him there
>>37846290more holos should use their real tessitura before they permanently damage their voices.
>>37846284I'm telling Tawa
こんなああああああああゆきいいいい
>>37846258And it lasted all of five minutes before the thread is back to raging against the ENs like we're a band of nijiniggers raging about chigusa singing vtl before she earned it. I really don't understand why this place is filled with the worst tribalists what with the family atmosphere hololive tries to build
>>37846308Online tests are shit and real tests are expensive and useless
aki throat..had to keep dodging all the high notes
>>37845805same Mikopi!
>>37846320People are watching streams, schizos are posting in thread. Simple as.
Stop bringing up those cats
>>37846299What the fuck are you doing in this thread?
>>37846308IQ tests mean fuck allat least take like 10 and get an average shouldn't 130 iq retard realize that tho?
>>37846320>if I say tribal enough then people will believe I'm smart and have something to say
The LONG Towa
>>37846198Uh, you're supposed to use this thread to shit on whores like Marine, Pekora and Noel, nobody uses this thread to discuss their oshi anyway.
>>37845279>hololive thread wasn't appearing in the catalog>another en/id op I guess>actually not>it's the pekomiko spammer
>>37846272MiComet is dead
>>37846310That's cool, I've missed some Peko streams, perfect time to watch archives
>>37846308Who the fuck is Mensa? Is that you boyfriend? Anon is a Whore
>>37846198I guess Sio was right after all.
>Parsley draw an underwear section for Chloe's three-view concept but removed it because she think it will be too sensitive for YoutubeNo...
FOXDEMON LOVEhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474066837256425472
Pekora is the smartest Holo
>>37846310>11
SACK MARINE SHES TOO OLD
>>37846344>all that piercingsWho's sluttier? Her or Towa?
>>37846334Actual cope
>>37846353towa, bananas down
>>37846346not quite...
>>37846346I genuinely hope they get married and Oga impregnates Fubuki, i'm sure friend would love to be a mother.
>>37846344>>37846353which one has a clit ring
Lui in Aki's chat
Janny, Marine and Friend all did so bad
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474064319101173760>More endurance stream and possibly Pokemon tooIts never over...
>>37846344Man, Parsleys designs are always absolutely boner inducing. I must have fapped to her Destroyer Division girls in KanColle hundreds of times
>>37846353Towa is the biggest slut of all Hololive, imagine if she went to Korea
>>37846354Post your MENSA certificate with your name blurred out.
>>37846356I saw a brown face and jumped the gun, gomen
Aki just squirted on me, later virgins
>>37846367I'm not afraid to say I got 121 on the test and would not qualift
>>37846198Go to Discord or something. That's where criticizing your own oshi is disallowed, having unfiltered opinion is disallowed or saying the absolute but hard truth is disallowed.
>>37846358Towa has the prince albert, chloe has the clit.
>>37846308>tfw took an autism test a few years back>they said my IQ was higher than most people my agejust how many fucking retards are there in their mid 20s?
>>37846320
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
>>37846366It's okay, she wouldn't be free for too long when she finds Bora.
I think Suisei should take some time off and try to reinvented herself, she has lost a bit of what made her unique so much focus on her music has made her a little too generic
I think Suisei should have sex with me
>>37846198This is why I only post ecchi of Sora and I don't even try to talk about her here anymore, I also never use a thread that has an ID/EN image as OP.
>>37846384Yeah she's become generic which is why you made a post specifically about her.
I want to see Izutsu's face.........
>>37846198stay strong anonchama. I left this place forever 3 times
>>37846357WTF NKMR was Oga all along!?
>>37846387I think Suisei should piss in my ass
Where is Kotaro?
Just remember that no matter how angry these threads make you, you'll never be as angry as Flare for not being the one that got the shiny hunting buff.That whore is seething to this day desperate to get numbers and here comes FBK and gets 24 million views in 1 month, it must suck to do everything you could possible do just to get numbers and then see someone who couldn't care less average 35k viewers for a month.Fucking hilarious, maybe go build some more stupid shit in minecraft, that's all you're good for, your music is trash anyway.
>>37846308i took an actual iq test when i was a kid and got 130 but all these online tests are scams where i get like 160+, if you only get 131 on one it probably means youre a retard
>>37846384Wait. Having really good singing talent is the only unique thing about her. You're telling me she has more?
>>37846357>>37845768>>37845776>>37845839>>37845925how did these threads become so unbearable
>>37846400nice try IDnigger
>>37846308You know that shit holes like Vietnam have an average IQ of 95 and freshly college graduated students have an average IQ of 125 right? 131 is literally nothingYour income is only number that matters
>>37846384Nah, if anything she's having the best 2021 out of all the Hololive girls. My only hope is that she takes some time off or chills out a bit in January. She's been working crazy hard recently. Needs to get some R&R
Stop replying to copypasted posts...
>>37846400holy BASED i like watamates now
>>37846375I came
>>37846408>when a shitposter looks in the mirror
>>3784640810-12 months ago give or take
>>37846308If you're so smart why are you posting on the NEET board?
>>37846400>just remember that no...zzz
>>37846408What's wrong with wanting Fubuki to find a man and become a mother? There's clearly sexual tension between them.
>>37846411I don't get it
UPDATE ON THE TICKLE STORY:>Aqua being held down and tickled for almost ten minutes>Okayu and Marine were the most aggressive according to Shion>Mio tried to make them stop when she saw Aqua was about to cry>Later in the evening Aqua told Shion that she felt betrayed and that her body had been "invaded" (poor translation)>She was seriously thinking of calling Yagoo to tell him that she didn't feel safe around them anymore>She had cut marks from Marine's nails on her stomach and they bled a littleI actually feel pretty bad for Aqua
>>37846408Honestly it's everyone's fault for visiting the thread at this time and expecting good discussions at this time. Around these time are the most unbearable these past months
>>37846414Replies are copypasted too...
>>37846375First time seeing Prince Albert and I regret searching it now.
>>37846308The only important thing about IQ test is to know whether someone is mentally retarded or not (below 70), other than that it's pretty much useless
>>37846425I get hard every time this is posted
>>37846384It does feel like Suisei tends to forget that people like her because she's a streamer that sings well and not a singer that streams
>>37846425Based Okayu and Marine, Aqua really needs rape correction
>>37846427Is /hlg/ real? Is this thread prerecorded?
>>37846400Remember the number elf numberfagged in the video of Smile & Go. Don't ever feel sorry for Flare, she deserves stuff like this.
>>37846408Are you new or something? What the fuck? People have been calling Fubuki the holostar's cumpet for well over a year now. How is this even anything to get upset over at this point?
>>37846425Which holo is the most ticklish?
>>37846400watamates get more based each day
>>37846426This. This is the time when a lot of yurofaggots get home from work and have time to post. The thread gets unbearable around this time because of them.
>>37846389Yeah, because I'm worried that she's loosing her identity. I think that's why MiComet is so popular she feels more like her old self around Miko
>n-not the anti thread!
>>37846422Nothing, however fetishising it is very disturbing. Other people's personal lives are not for you to jerk off to. Stop acting like a creep
>>37846400based
>>37846358Hopefully not Chloe, she would get an infection from not washing.
>>37846425This is hot.
>>37846400Based sheepposter
Anya...
>>37846429https://streamable.com/8rdttuYou're welcome
>>37846400I find this post extremely hilarious considering that Flare just started some niche VN, I'm forever glad that schizos don't even bother to check streams.
>>37846449How am i fetishising? Wanting to see friend having sex with Oga while being 7 month pregnant is perfectly normal.She's getting old, these are her last years to get pregnant, what better way to do with than with a mega chad like Oga?
>>37846447Please elaborate what her "old self" is
guys...
Is a Roboco build viable in the current meta?
>>37846384Suisei WILL become AZKi 2 and you WILL hate it
>>37846457woops
It's shit hours again, I'll see you guys tomorrow
soul..her voice is breaking now
>>37845279https://streamable.com/xjm04phttps://streamable.com/4kczhdhttps://streamable.com/n15clzhttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27861650BELIEVE MY BROS!
>>378464591 debuff game every 3 months doesn't stop Flare from being the biggest numberfag in hololive, nice try.Also of course i don't watch Flare, literally nobody here does.
>>37846459Fuck off elfturd. She will be back to playing children's block game before the year is over.
Suisei has lost her edge... I miss the old Suisei, tryhardfrom the 'Go SuiseiChop up the soul Suisei, set on his goals SuiseiI hate the new Suisei, the corporate mood Suisei
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1474074647688024064https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1474074687533907968IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
>Eating Mike Tyson ass-sanChloe no...
>>37846463Your going about this all wrong. Your meant to continue the stream with out a break and do a zatsu with the occasional akasupa name read.
>>37846470dumb pekomiko poster
>>37846429If you think that's bad don't look up what a queen Elizabeth is
>>37846471she needs to do snowgrave route in deltarune to get an actual buff
>>37846400kekThis never crossed my mind
https://twitter.com/nakamuraFF11/status/1474065683432763392https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474066837256425472FBK did it!
>>37846469She is just warming up, she hasn't sang anything in a few weeks, apart from that one bath stream
>wake up>missed gold magikarp>goes back to sleep
>>37846425Akwa… my poor akwa…
>>37846464yes, always buy into the dip
>>37846466I wouldn't even mind that because Azki the oposite of what Suisei is turning into, Azki has a very clear vision of who she is and what she likes, even despite the fact that she has radically changed her appearance, she's still very much the same Azki. 0 compromises despite her growth
>>37846475
Reminder that Watame is the worst bakatare member and just repeats what everyone else says.
I love miComet!
>>37846502She is the best to me
Hello /hlg/. This is my wife.
>>37846475towa is so dumb..
>>37846502False. Watame has plenty of memorable quotes like when she said
>>37846479>Your meant to continue the stream with out a breakShe can't because she will keep getting more SC during her SC session if she did that (see her Tugunohi stream). It was separated to prevent people from sending SC during SC reading.
>>37846502Smile & Go fuck yourself elfturd
>>37846504Miko brings the best out of Suisei, without her Suisei really wouldn't be much but a corporate husk now a days, bless Miko
>>37846504Wtf did they mean by this tho?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59-a9_UM-c
>>37846510>this is my wifeanon why don't you take a seat
Why is her fish called King Kazama
>I hate [POPULAR THING]>[POPULAR THING] sucks I'll never do it>*plays [POPULAR THING]*>Maybe [POPULAR THING] is funIt's all part of growing up I guess
I hate when someone replies to me, and their reply is just over a minute. Then people start thinking that I replied to myself.
>>37846518>>37846474lol
>>37846502She collabs with the best EN member, so she is based in my book.
>>37846475Towa is good senpai.
>>37846530Stop avatarfagging you piece of shit
>>37846530Piss off, tumbleweed
>>37846520*takes a seat*
>>37846525Same here
>>37846502I will forgive Watame of all her sins if Watame and Kanata start doing parrot streams again
>>37846540i didn't say you could sleep
>>37846471Flare sadly suffers from what we call "basic bitch disease" she just happens to really like popular shit, she's not a numberfag. Just someone with pretty simple taste despite also being a hardcore otaku
>>37846518Post your membership
>>37846520>chris hansen postingWhat fucking year is this?
>>37846467have you seen those legs? impossible not to quote her
>>37846500depicted: failed marriage
>>37846524Just like Coco. Am I right?
https://youtu.be/BTxIM4OzOD8
>>37846543believe it... it's time for watamaids and haymins to make peace
>>37846543And how likely do you think it is after today's stream?
>>37846502Watame is super awkward in all collabs her personality is just being sad
>>37846467basedNijisanji is more Hololive than Indogs
>>37846544*wakes up*
>>37846555Tits too small, I don't consider it a woman unless she has breasts that reach her bellybutton.
FBK slapped herself three times when shiny Magikarp appeared.
>>37846507H-hot.........How can I get a Watame girlfriend?
>>37846555
>>37846558Watame sounds like depressed middle-aged lady. No wonder Towa is sometimes supernice towards her.
AKIROSE SANTA
>>37846567I'm not gay but too big seriously
>>37846546
>>37846570You can do this by destroying your brainstem with a shotgun.
>>37846551Laplus is a teen, it's what they doCoco...
schizo lapu...
>>37846400Can't beat the based Watamates, man, Not the watamates...
>>37846566what are you doing here anon?
>>37846268Heh
Sexy lunaito...
>>37846559Let me play the devil's advocate for a moment. Just by looking at today's collab stream, Watame was the 2nd best in the collab by far:>Towa was clearly the best in the collab, but that's pretty normal>Watame was pretty active with bantering and not repeating stuff, while her gameplay suffered because of it>Kanata was trying to end the collab early for some reason and was bringing down the mood>Luna just repeated Kinono and sounded like she just woke up
>>37846603Why are kenzoflips like this?
>>37846579Fag
>>37846597Having fun.
>>37846609wtf
>>37846584Why did you stop Flare's membership
>>37846611you say that calling a 1 year old girl your wife is "having fun"
>>37846482eh? sex peko
>>37846558I don't know man I just woke up, I just kinda wish they were friends
so...how will friend's numbers fare now that it's done
Sex with Pekora
>>37846628DARKER
male golden magikarp doesn't count
>>37846620Anon... she is not 1 years old. She 16 years older than me.
miComet Christmas onegai!
Sex with PekoMiko
>>37846559watame just sounds awkward
>>37846498Kek Suisei is just the same as she always was. Maybe a lot more busy than in the past but still herself. She'll still happily start a guerilla Tetris and chat stream; drop a banging cover at regular intervals and show up in multiple 3D concerts with a large selection of the Hololive castThis new schizopost angle isn't going to stick
Geddan!
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1474075987604574210?s=20Akwa and Towa are going to get their asses blasted
GEDAN
>>37846628how will your numbers fare........now that you're the same pathetic virgin who nobody wants to know in real life or on the internet
>>37846628tomorrow's streams will probably both be 20k+ don't know what else she plans on streaming after tomorrow.
>>37846592At least it's the funny sort of schizo shit
>>37846649I kind of wonder if previous winners or best players should probably get to skip the qualification rounds just so everyone else dont become reduced to fodder.
Däsup!
>>37846618Fat ass
>>37846502This. Bakatare is a debuff group anyways. All three do better in other groups
>>37846638Towa killed micomet.
>>37846344Look at that lewd armpit
Sex with Towa
Suisei admitted that she wanted to focus on idol stuff more than streaming. However, since she joined Hololive she felt it is necessary to stream non-idol stuff. Funny that there are lots of Hoshiyomi idolize her for the wrong reason.
KNEEL
>>37846666they probably should get a bye but i guess the draw of the tournament is that you can watch your oshi the entire time through the whole tournament.
>>37846649What's Aqua's rating?
>>37846675ComeTowa christmas then?
>>37846685Aqua 9k. Towa around 3k.
say good night to shionyo right now
>>37846649Who cares, it's just a game.
>BakatareschizoJust wait till their new year's party
This is a pretty good Geddan
>>37846695sleep tight, gaki
>>37846559While that is true, Kanata is still a leech.
>>37846695good night shion yo, sleep well
>>37846530>Avatarfag desperate to leech from the sheepkekYou are pretty much at the end of the Human Centipede of thread shitposters, Faunig
The Man to rival Roberu
Where is IRyS...
>>37846616Around the time I got it she used to do a lot of late night (morning for me) ark that I listed to while working, she also had frequent drinking streams and lots of nice zatsudans. Now a days her I simply don't watch her all that much anymore even though she used to my oshi, the last period I watched her religiously was when she was finished the basement in her minecraft house. I'm just not that much of a fan of her newer stuff and how she double down hard on things like yuribaiting, doesn't help that while she used to do members only zatsudans by the time I left it was mostly just watchalongs of bad horror films
>>37846698You know, appending schizo to everything doesn't invalidate their arguments.
>>37846713Who is the first in the line?
>>37846698We only have a problem with Flare
>>37846695goodnight shionyo
>>37846719>arguments
>>37846695Selemat malam!
They motivated me to become a male Vtuber now.Thank you Male NijiEN
>>37846723>We
Aki-neesan, it's too big...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LftU0-VK4i'm boreding going through quarantine. Ima go watch this to prep myself for the upcoming MK
As someone who mostly watches the girls, I'm happy for the guys' success which would have been clear to anyone outside of 4chin. Anycolor just did what Cover did with their girls before and now they are the mainstream or default choice for male chuubas in the West just like Cover's girls. Okay. It's amazing how something that insignificant threatens Femalefags and unicorns who now go wild on /hlg/.
>>37846721Other sheepposters, naturally. And faunig is just a sheepposter with a mask on. So the entire thing is just a big line of sheep.
>>37846712WTF IS THIS REAL?
>>37845938picture in picture while doing coding then open the threads.
>>37846644>This new schizopost angle isn't going to stickWhatever you say anon, not going to bother with someone who calls everyone that disagrees with them a schizo. I still very much like Suisei but it feels like she's becoming more generic by the day
>>37846748>coding
>>37846584So what makes you think Suisei is a corporate husk now? You know Suisei didn't stream that much even in 2020 right? The only period where she streamed a lot was when she didn't have any outside job, which was around January 2021
>>37846743I shape this thread with my posts.
や・・・やだ、う○○出ちゃいそう・・・と、妄想してみる。
do not reply
Now the dust has settledWas the over 90% rate right or wrong?
>there's no audience for Nijimale-Apologize, Holobronies.
ban that stupid colored personholy fuck
>>37846765Yes.
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1474066956424978432laplus....
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1474050282716037124?s=21Uhh is Moona okay? This sounds serious, I’m worried about her
>>37846688Christmas Eve, Towa is spending Christmas with Nose
>>37846755what?
>>37846771ban this faggot SJWholy fuck
>>37846765She got it, it was 100% for that encounter
>>37846754>4chanX
>>37846754You're just a rich bandwagoner. If you joined in the Suicopath bandwagon then you're not a real fan.
>>37846649Can't wait for the banter.
>>37846765Now that she got it, the rate is right
>>37846679T. Has never watched a Suisei stream
holy kek he's copypasting posts from niji vt thread now
https://streamable.com/oaysrcWhat did he mean by this?
>>37846748>codingPahjeet-kun...
>>37846759If that's what you want to call it when your using sheep shit as clay, I'm happy for you.
>>37846765It was correct, 1-(1-1/4096) to the 11240th power is 93.6%.
>>37846754based burger
>>37846784>Suicopaththis got a genuine laugh out of me
>>37846783>Using 4chan without thread watcher
>>37846794not Pahjeet just Indonesian
>calling your viewers "chat"ugh
Do you think if I could donate a million dollars to him he would marry me? Or at least let me be his whore. This is all I want in life.
>>37846801but im malaysian
>>37846308What IQ test did Chloe use? I want to see how bad I do.
>>37846799>using 4chanX
>>37846776>I have a problem health that makes me unavailable to stream. A couple of hours ago I’ve got some accidents that makes me can’t stream at all.Sounds like brain damage
>>37846784>no true scotsman
>>37846789Stop lying
>Long time (pre hololive) friends who are obviously very close>Both pairs interactions grind to a halt>miComet have 25+ streams together this yearI require your best rrats, we must get to the bottom of this once and for allLeave your meds at the door
>>37846808Selamat malam, coding ku selesai sedikit lagi
>>37846805Right thread
tiny triangle
Is she a SJW?Or is she STILL a SJW?
I only tune in to Chloe's stream to look at her boobs
>>37846789>>/vt/thread/15145395>it's realhow desperate is it
You can lust now
Ah we were doing so well without anyone replying now someone just went and did it.
>>378468172020Pekora streamed in prime time.Miko streamed at late night.Pekora and Miko share the same audiences of comedic gaming.PekoMiko was designed to funnel the view from Pekora to Miko.Suisei was an upstart v-singer.Kanata began her singing career.Hoshi no Kanata was designed to propel their singing career especially giving a spotlight to Kanata.Both Miko and Kanata got sick in late 2020 which affect their career.2021Pekora streamed in prime time.Miko streamed in prime time.They compete for the same audiences in the same time slots.PekoMeko doesn't do shit.Suisei is a successful v-singer.Kanata stops singing seriously.Hoshi no Kanata doesn't do shit.Micomet works well because both of them are on top of their game (Stream and Music). They need someone to cover other weaknesses.Suisei carries Miko on concerts. Vice versa, Miko carries Suisei on stream.Friendship on stream is a fucking lie to milk friendless Otakus. It's all about benefit anon.
>>37846754So is having an album that anyone could get supposed to give your schizoposting more weight or something?Kek, you outed yourself as a dumb shitposter as soon as you tried to use the most basic buzzword of "generic" seriously
>>37846839I-im strokin...
>>37846718>that I listed to while workingIf you can listen to vtubers while working then your job is fake and a burden on everybody else. Retarded bitch.
I don't like Minecraft, Pokemon, or Apex. I want the Holos to stop playing these games.
>>37846850I don't like you. I want you to stop posting in these threads.
what the fuck happened?why she's ignoring Maimoto?
>>37846754T. Doesn't watch streamsRumao, she is pretty much exactly the same as she always was. The only things that have changed are that she is now more social with an even wider circle of Holomems than she was in the past
>>37846846>Im strokin it>Im spiggin itHaachama?
>>37846817Miko tried to push "Micomet" agenda in Pekora stream style, Pekora give Miko a huge NO!Miko was mad, Just because Pekora have a lot of popularity now, she thinks that she dont need Miko anymore?Miko angry confront peko about the ghosting and calls peko ungrateful.Peko just give Miko a get the f**k out of my life.
>>37846863manechan
>>37846850And what do you want them to play then?
How do you cope knowing v-tubing is a dying fad. Your oshi will grow increasingly menhera as her viewers fade and she tries to stay relevant. Probably getting to the point of doing more sexual things and referencing memes out of pure desperation to retain viewers
this is just sad
>>37846847I work making stages for theater plays anon, I need something to listen to while painting
>>37846869No, I'm Nguyen.
Miko is an actual lesbi-
We know you're going to spend Christmas alone and is mad about it, but you don't have to take it out on /hlg/
>>37846866>>37846845Well anon, that was very much an opinion no need to call anyone a shitposter. Sorry for not having whatever specific piece of merch you think works as proof of being a hoshiyomi
I think Nene Hoshinova should take some time off and try to reinvented herself, she has lost a bit of what made her unique so much focus on her music has made her a little too generic
>Holos ordering uber eats all the time>Always talking about nuggies and hambagaDamn i thought ordering fast food once a week was already too much for me
>>37846890PFFFHAHAHAHAHA
>>37846870if youre gonna shitpost at least know english
>>37846894I'm spending Christmas with (you)
>>37846890I think that more than half of the holos wet the pantsus for that guy
>>37846609Koyorin where the fuck are your nipples
>>37846901>Le "generic" shitpost>OpinionThe most generic opinion ever
>>37846894FUCK YOU IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>37846890mikoti had 3 viewers in that time... he was one of miko's "knights of the round table"
Hololive = SpicsNijisanji = SEAHNST is for the white man.
>>37846905Holos are not normal people
>>37846628Is Fubuki the new Korone?
Why is Taito getting so involved with Hololive? A majority of the merch is coming out of them and they’ve plastered there recent releases with Hololive related content. Could we be seeing a buyout? A more structured Hololive game?
>>37846923We love ID and EN branch here
>>37846809This one?https://www.mensa.org/public/mensa-iq-challenge
>>37846894I have a big scotch bottle. I'm not alone, retard
When you think of Big Blue, you think of Minato Aqua!
>>37846603>watame is so loud>watame stop screaming>let's end the collabWhat the fuck was Kanata's problem?
I guess it's that time of the day againAbayo
you can instantly notice all those awful posts are copypasted from /vt/ because all of them were made by ESLs
>>37846934Actually I'm thinking about Minato Aqua's butt.
When you think of Deep Blue, you think of Minato Aqua
>>37846923there is a colombian in nijisanji.
>>37846935seems like her problem was watame
>>37846947there is a colombian in your mom.
Does your oshi have a normal female bedroom (full of garbage and miscellanea left wherever it happened to fall) or is she actually clean?How about her washroom? Is there a thick layer of makeup dust on every surface not already covered by random items?83.5% of Holos fail the finger-swipe dust test in their bathroom, and said finger ends up ready for a night on the town.
>>37846929Artia OLEV
>>37846947FineHololive is for spics and SEANijisanji is for spics and SEAHNST is for the white man and the nippon man
>>37846957Imagine the disgusting acne they get living in all that filth
>>37846901Can you at least elaborate what makes you think she's generic now?
>>37846964Imagine the disgusting acne on your face. No wonder she doesn't want to talk to you.
>>37846947Rosemi is Colombian? I thought she was just half-flip or something.
>>37846971Now that's just rude, my man.
>>37846957You don't want talents who might get boyfriends so you get mentally ill lesbians with poor hygiene. Is it a good tradeoff?
>>37846357Oga says he wants kids but does not want a wife
Just a friendly reminder that vaginas smell bad.
>>37846984Not Towa's
>>37846987Towa's especially smells really fucking bad
>>37846983He really is black...
Don't really feel like I love my favourite holo but whenever she is on screen I can't focus on anything else is this autism?
>>37846987Towa doesn't even have one...
>>37846975the ghost girl
>>37846981You will never be close to a female so what tradeoff are you talking about? Which woman you'll choose to listen to on youtube?
>>37846983That's okay, i'm sure Fubuki will be happy to get Oga's seed and then carry on alone with Oga's child.
>>37846984Aqua smells good though
>>37846890>picMiko gave every fans of her a valentine's chocolatehttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1095703407526965248
>>37846984I mean not after they shower and clean themselves.
I want to fuck suityan
>>37846984imagine having Nose and Towa leglock your face between their thighs after weeks of not bathing and immediately after a marathon apex streamhaha wouldn't that be terrible
>>3784700935insecure are really desperate these days, sad
>>37846957when I move to japan I will work cleaning cute girls rooms
>>37846984
>>37847009>>37846890https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1095703407526965248
>>37846971My face is clear actually, I use Marine's method of putting on face scrub first while showering so that by the time you get to washing your hair, 10 minutes have passed and you can wash it off. Saves a lot of time and I never forget to use it anymore. Thank you Marine
at least samechan will never betray me
Imagine going to the sauna with Watame...
Wheres mumei
>>37847016You're the one who keeps reposting that shit lmao what a loser
>>37847013>koikatuWhat are you waiting for then?
>>37847013We know, Miko
>>37847034I didn't post it but keep being insecure, your oshi is a whore that collabed with men
GAISSShttps://holodex.net/watch/Pl3pTz8qwPgPLEASE WATCH HAISHIN GAISS VERY VERY CUTE GIRL
>>37847010>no veins>no happy trail of pubesCome on now.
>>37847043No one gives a shit about your literal 2views
>>37847013You'll have to defeat Keroberos first then.
>>37847037waiting for miko card
>>37847010why is her head so small?
>>37847012>I mean not after they shower and clean themselves.
>>37847023>get in shower>put on face scrub>wash body, pits, legs, bits, etc>do fucking nothing and let the water run for the next 7 minutes>wash hair and facei don't get it
>>37847043Company mandated collabs didn't count.
>>37847030>
Imagine putting Chloe, Laplus, and Kanata in the same room
>>37847065Roru roru rumao
>>37847030That pitpussy though.
>>37846984I'm gonna faceplant in Kanatan's crotch
>>37847068and gura
This Moona looks a bit off...
>>37846981Living in garbage has nothing to do with being a lesbian. Laplus actually has pretty similar tastes to my sister who lived in a garbage filled apartment until getting a boyfriend and moving into a new apartment with him.
/v/ here, just saw the clip, my congrats to Friend and her fans. Bye holo simps and merry Christmas!
The ERP is finally dead...
>>37847079This can't be...
>>37847068Is throwing trash really that hard?
>>37847069I accept your concession SEAdog
rrat
美味しい
>>37847020lol
Married space elf sex
You called?
>>37847068>>37847073yeah a gas chamber
>>37847098Post the other version
>>37847061>get in shower>put on face scrub>wash front>wash back>10 minutes have already passed now>wash off face scrub as you wet your hair for the shampoo>wash hair>doneIt sounds like you barely wash yourself, stinky Nose
>>37847099where the following sex scene?
>>37847079Just wait till Christmas...
>>37847099
>>37847103
So... who did it better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbF2rx_wFmIorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkYoxoZSKW8
After all those fishing streams, I missed the one.... I'm sorry Friend!
>>37847126Mori's reaction was much better. I was expecting FBK to go absolutely nuts.
>>37847126>ENI don't even have to watch to know which is better.
>>37847132OH MAMA
>>37847126Calli's reaction is genuine excitement, FBK sounds sad that she lost the biggest money maker and viewer boost she's ever had.
>>37847126friend was too cute
>>37847104>get in shower>wait 2 minutes for the water to get warm enough>kneel down under the water and think about my life for 15 minutes>scrub face>face still feels dirty>scrub face again>wash upper body>wash lower body>shampoo and condition hair>kneel down again for 5 minutes>set water temperature to ice cold as penance for being a terrible person
>>37847104do you erotically fondle your breasts for 5 minutes while you're washing them or something? I don't get how you could take that long otherwise
>>37847136I missed it by one minute...
>>37847126Mori's controller prop is absolutely disgustingThe way her fingers shift around on it is really upsetting
>>37847126FBK isn't faking it.
>>37846984Dicks too
You can cum now
>>37847145based depression showerer
>>37847126The way Mori just starts hollering like what the fuck lmaoI fucking hate white women so much it's unreal
I wonder if Pekora will do Arima Kinen stream this year too
Fuck you Ayamy why did you design Mel so lewdNow I'm forced to draw lewd
>>37847136>>37847149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwyBhtBKMA8
>>37847145>wait 2 minutes for the water to get warm enough>kneel down under the water and think about my life for 15 minutes>scrub face>face still feels dirty>scrub face again>kneel down again for 5 minuteswhy did you type "think about my life" when you meant sucking dick.
Fuck you Pochi why did you design Reine so lewdNow I'm forced to have lewd thoughts about breeding Pochi every time i see Reine
>>37847145>get in the shower>crank the bad boy to a really hot setting>just stand under the hot shower, thinking about deep thought or fapping>use shampoo if you feel like it>exit 10 minutes later
>Chloe is the only Holo that's also HoloLive>barely 2k viewersJebus fucking
>>37847162Sounds like a monke, kek.
>>37846932I'm dumber than the fake orca...
>>37847179You sound like a SJW. Do better anon.
>>37847126>monkey noisesWhy is en like this?
https://youtu.be/-D5P4hDX8PwThis goblin is embracing her sexy side far too much
>>37847190Christ my dick. I need SEX with her NOW.
>>37847145Kanat...>>37847148Yes, it's the only way to become Lamy
>>37847188https://youtu.be/MaBdGWEXZWQ?t=10
>>37847099Lapu-chan...
>>37847176The cake is only so big, if she wants more share she needs to sell her body to her coworkers
>>37847190What if we made AZKi, but she could speak English, actually enjoyed streaming games, and was unreasonably erotic?
>>37847200>Kanata making monkey noisesWell duh
Rushia is the Tony Montana of Hololive
>>37847190Lately she seems to finally understand how outrageously sexy and alluring she can sound.
>>37847190>I can’t do anything else without plastic surgeryGobilna...
>>37847145>>wait 2 minutes for the water to get warm enoughhuh?
>>37847126Not a fan of Calli's first words being a meme phrase but that's what everyone was expecting to hear from her.
I still can't believe this thread somehow meme'd Towa... into becoming a successful vTuber.Like what the fuck, barely a year, year and a half, ago she was on the verge of quitting.
Towa is the Hannah Montana of Hololive
>>37847190Fucking hell my dick. There is no pretence anymore, she fully knows how erotic she is
SEX
>>37847151I was wondering if she uses it deliberately because she knows it looks retarded
>>37847218She knows her audience.
>>37847217I suffer in Brazil
>>37847149Unlucky. I literally woke up from my nap to witness the magikarp slide onto the screen.
>>37847217Small waterheater
>>37847224How can I get an Aki girlfriend?
>>37847219Remember when towa talked to reddit on discord haha?
Have a stinky christmas!
>>37847190https://litter.catbox.moe/r2qdoq.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/jyhfit.jpg
>>37847239You can't, there is only one Aki and she is already taken
chloe has collab with senpai
Reminder that Kanata beat Jump King.Kanata.
>>37847219She somehow became one of the most well connected Holos in a matter of months simply through the power of leeching off of popular APEX males.Makes you wonder why the others don't try to do the same.
>>37847190WHO?42ggd
>>37847145>showering with hot waterCouldn't be me, give me that needle rain I gotta wake up.
>>37847239Lift, blast tren and then talk to yoga milfs at the gym
>>37847248she has a collab with toilet water. splash.
Chloe is collabing with a senpai tomorrow on 8.00PM JST (not on her channel)
>>37847219this thread did way more for roberu and the homostars in general than they did for any holo
>>37847257>yoga milfs at the gymdisgusting, Aki is a former professional dancer, not some basic bitch
>>37847261LAMY!!
>>37847248Probably Marine
>>37847254they suck at APEX so they can't access the higher pool of males like Towa and have to settle for homos with less viewers than Anya
>>37847190>I can't do anymore for you without plastic surgeryIRyS...
>>37847190https://streamable.com/t52u8x
>>37847239Don't listen to the other anon, there is actually at least 5 more Aki out there for youhttps://youtu.be/_scyoAqKG9E
>>37847269Anon is ugly. Aki is out of his league. This is the closest he will get.
I miss La+...
>>37847261But anons told me that everyone hated Chloe and that only Laplus would get senpai collabs...
>>37846649i don't watch suisei, but how good is she in mk? I see aqua playing and i like aqua's driving and shortcuts too. Is suisei like that also?
>>37847271It going to be Subaru and they will fight in Sausage Legend
>>37847254Why would other holos want to kind of connections?
>>37847249Jump King is an easy game!
>>37847242Clean your room
test
seggs with towa
>>37847286She's pretty good, a little worse than Aqua I'd say but not by much.
>>37847262Yeah, and it backfired hard because homos managed to attract the most braindead EOP saviorfags.
>>37847190https://youtu.be/GBigKHGwf78?t=5483
>>37847219Towa incline start shortly after her collab with Sio...
>>37847308konyappi~
>Hololive>nobody’s live
>Hololive>only Marin is liveExplain yourselves, YAGOOkeks.https://litter.catbox.moe/6gdr20.png
>>37847219Towa...
>>37847286theyre both pretty high level. id say suisei beats aqua in consistency/execution and thats the main difference between them. aqua was really nervous last year, missed a lot of NISCs, because she felt a lot of pressure to win the tournament again. idk how they play now.
>>37847254>Makes you wonder why the others don't try to do the same.Roboco did the exact same, sometimes collabing with the same people and she's still in the gutter. People don't give a single shit about Towa's Apex connections, the one thing keeping her floating is her singing and her in Hololive collabs
>>37847286Not quite as good as Aqua, and Towa tends to be more consistent. Suisei is bit of a high risk - high reward type of player, so she comes with a choking hazard.
>>37847322Suisei was just playing normal, Aqua was playing againsg EVERYONE else in the tournament. It wasn't just the pressure that she had to win is that everyone and their mothers said on the stream that they wanted to beat aqua on top of everyone emptying all the items they had on her as soon as they say Aqua
>>37845927And then she got her blue oopa too early and missed out on that opportunity too. I'm happy she did everything right this time.
What is Marine doing for Christmas eve?
>>37847286Full power Aqua is better but Suisei is more consistent and doesn't fall apart from pressure. If Aqua practices, doesn't get really unlucky and keeps her cool she wins. Otherwise Suisei takes it. Last year Aqua was really unlucky, the second race she got hit with like 5 items in a row, the third race Towa got disconected so Aqua got less points for her win and in the final race she gave up during the last lap when she could have won had she played properly. She won 2 of the 4 races but lost. But that's Mario Kart for you and if Suisei did better in the last race then it wouldn't have been even close point-wise
towa really said all that...?*looks out the window with a thousand cock stare**thinks**turns back to the camera*im going to kill tokoshit towawa...
>Lonely on Christmas Eve? I got you, anon!https://youtu.be/kyC9cNFQChYhttps://youtu.be/6vmXsuUR12o
>>37847336thats exactly what i meant. the expectations were much higher for aqua than suisei and thats what made the difference imo. we're in agreement.
>>37847343Giving me her heart, but the very next day...
>>37847059Imagine the smegma haha
>>37847243God I love this goblin too much
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1474094902388850689The complaint has been filed
>>37847351If anything, Watame feels more lonely than me.
>11 hours for first jump king completion>sub 22min for second attemptBoth times are actually very respectable. Iroha never played this before right?
>>37847162>Mori>White
>>37847252Why is this brat looking at me like this?
holy shit friend actually caught the stupid golden fish?
>>37847254Festival is here to discourage any other holo to walk the path of Towa.
>>37847351the last single holo...
>>37847343Marathon session of unprotected baby-making breeding with me while she wears novelty santa lingerie(i am an ugly bastard btw)
>>37846987Towa's has multiple rows of teeth and can speak sometimes
Why is Towa like thishttps://youtu.be/zqKPH_ukDeg?t=3570
>>37847393Twa...
Oy gevalt would sure be a shame if i continued to fish for high viewership.
>>37847243IRySoSexy
>>37847246Yeah by me
>>37847393>leave gen 5 and 6 to me>not Botan tho she scaryTowa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpg1o-ELtKw Will Sora call again this year?
no other jump king runs was as entertaining as seeing aqua's run where the game literally mind broke her
A very Towa Christmas
>Jew sign chokerWhat did Ayamy mean by this?
>>37847414It broke her body, but not her mind
>>37847414https://files.catbox.moe/e72pb9.webm
>>37847410Wrong thread
>>37847414Pekora run was kino though
>>37847418Vampires are jews in their purist form.
>>37847370Her early stage was dogshitShe was filtered by the first half of the fortress hard
>>37847410I hope she does, I'm looking forward to seeing posts like:HOMOCHAD DOMINATIONSoratomo status?Sorabros not like this...etc...
>>37847419Yeah, the one that broke her mind was the MariKa tournament.And then the apex masters challenge...
>>37847420Back when Aqua can close her mouth...
no streamers fake reactions to falling in jump king can save the game from being a pile of shit
>>37847443:D
>>37847451>:D
Subaru is going to playing with her sausage for christmas...
>>37846805>>37846714How are these still up?
>>37847447>he wasn't here for amanekanatach jump kingdedenne
IRyS is cute.
>>37847451gonyabbi
>>37847393https://youtu.be/zqKPH_ukDeg?t=1558Nenene...
>>37847461Seameido hours
>>37847410Robert is Sora's oshi, so it will most likely happen again
friend is finally real
Friend just got verified
friend is verified, this is not a drillhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/
>>37847503what a day
>>37847500>>37847501>>37847503HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Robogirl's English status?
>>37847410Maybe!
>>378474763D Towa is seriously cute...until that stupid ass looking banana mouth appears, what were they thinking?
>>37847503IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>37847503Today is Friend's day!!!
>>37847503Wait holy shit
>>37847503What the fuck, christmas miracle after christmas miracle
>>37847514That's how she actually looks
What will Friend do now?
>get gold magikarp>get her verified statusWhat the fuck is this rigged shit
>>37847503>>37847507>>37847509>>37847515>>37847517>>37847518>>37847524https://litter.catbox.moe/84cbvr.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/kyzhr7.png
will Towa speak with a human voice on christmas eve?
>>37847527Find 3 (THREE) more shinies
>it's realWhat on earth
How was the purple brat collab?
>friend verified and magikarp on the same dayIt's a Christmas miracle...
Fubuki caught the gold fish but lost the golden goose
>>37847527https://twitter.com/aaaaaashiny/status/1473855847319097345try to replicate this
What if getting a shiny is a requirement to get a check mark?
>>37847503What the actual fuck. Friends, we keep on winning.
>>37847544Towa humiliated Laplus
35p status?
>>37847549That happened to Flare
>>37847552towa is a retard, not a brat
>>37847562No it didn't. She still searching for shiny Chimchar.
post THAT
すげえ。。。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX7OtF3Q-v8
>>37847514It looks dumb just like Towa...
>>37847534Mental illness.
>Pekora tweets Happy New Year when it becomes Roberu's anniversarywhat did she mean by this?
>>37847588Her New Years Resolution is to fix her rocky relationship with her brother
>>37847571https://files.catbox.moe/uqrbip.jpg
>>37847569https://youtu.be/XY_zA2SnS6E
>>37847603god I want to fuck sora so bad
>>37847563A retarded brat that needs rape correction
>>37847549The fuck ... this guy should play lottery immediately
>>37847609The dude's starly AND his starter were shiny
>>37847609You didn't even watch the video. The guy got starter shiny at the same time.
If you were Towa's boyfriend, what would you gift her as a christmas present?
>>37847623Chocolate
>>37847623A cig
>>37847603Awful dick color, looks like she is pooping tout wo fat turds
Friendly reminder that Towa was bullied into making 1 Million subs her new years resolution and the she failed by a lot. Please make fun of Towa when the new year hits
>>37847609Anon, the dude in video got both shiny Starly AND shiny Turtwig
>>37847625DONTA
>>37847624Towas can't eat chocolate
>>37847623nicotine patches with cute designs to make her feel less bad about her addiciton
>>37846308Faunaposter here. How did I do?https://files.catbox.moe/6dkkvi.jpg
Friend used all her luck today. It's all downhill from here.
>>37847623Bibi plushie that's 2 meters tall and wide.
She saw ithttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474104011725111297
>>37847646She's going to announce her graduation next!
>>37847635She was causing a ruckus earlier this year at the studio because they didn't have any chocolate
>>37847623shoe polish
>>37847623I'd play Battlefield with her again...
>>37847652You wish chink.
>>37847635You're thinking of Korone
>>37847651Guess who broke the news...https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1474104618934231041
>>37847654That's because Towa is suicidal
>>37847666ME ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEGod I love chicken. Like unironically kek.
On one hand, Fubuki just lost two of her biggest ongoing "memes", on the other hand, this is the most perfect way it could've happened
>>37847668Towa...
>>37847503how in the name of fuck... HOW SCRIPTED IS THIS SHIT? ARE WE IN THE MATRIX???
The watamug finally arrived just in time for Christmashttps://litter.catbox.moe/8in10q.jpg
>>37847668Towa is not a dog.
>>37847676She loves Hololive almost as much as herself and it's a lot
>>37847690Towa is a bitch
>>37847689Cute.
>>37847666Anything to leech someone else's achievements. The classy thing to have done was to not tweet about telling her and then let Fubuki mention it on stream that it was you who alerted her
>>37847703Consume meds.
>>37847703That's not how outgoing extraverts work
>>37847703https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1474104245234573312?did you even read this?
*shits*pog
>>37847659Coco isn't in Hololive anymore, stop seeing chinks everywhere.
How do I get an Okayu girlfriend?
>>37847718Who cares, I hate chicken no matter what. And I will create horrible narratives about her as long she is in Hololive.
>>37847719Pogu dansu?
>>37847689Is that the one that changes color when you pour something hot in it? the one you can't microwave?
>>37847737Yes
>>37847718>anon>reading/watching anything before stating his opinion
>>37847714I think you're confusing outgoing extroverts with rude cunts
How can I get a Sora girlfriend?
>>37847736POGGU POGGU DANSUhttps://streamable.com/j2x5ae
>>37847732You have to groom one yourself.
>>37845660Kek
>>37847733If you spent your time doing reps instead of writing fanfics on 4channel you might've been able to save yourself from acting like a retard
>>37847737>the one you can't microwave?Who microwaves mugs?
>>37847718>Reading anything about the ENsNope
Aqua is so cute, I want to impregnate her
>>37847754People with a lukewarm beverage in a mug
>Friend gets Twitter verified in the same day she gets her goldfishDouble Christmas Miracle.
>>37847754You never baked a cake in a mug?
>>37847763What the fuck is going on? Give me a doompost
What the fuck? This is some Mio script level shit. Are the people who approve verifications even working today?
>>37847757Don't, your children will be extra retarded.
>>37847790The feedback from the curse will also get doubled.
>>37847790In return pekomiko christmas is deadlaw of equivalent exchange
>>37847754American "people" use their microwave to make any and everything in their mugs from tea to straight up stews all the way to cake.
Oh my god, Fubuki actually got the gold? Wish I had time to see that live...
Rui and RBC both doing eigo streams at the same time. Retards
>>37847790Bora died in November for this.Never say anything bad about gooks ever again, anon.
>>37847800And what do you do with a microwave? They are literally designed to heat up water.
>>37847811They should do it together
>>37847825That's actually a good idea.
Microwave food is bad for you and makes you bald. Shion will become your oshi if you don't stop.
>>37847423>>37847448off yourself
>>37847819I miss Bora...
>>37847800I had no idea, where I come from the food is heated in bonfires and braziers.
>>37847834Not hololive
>>37847841Wrong
What did Aqua mean by that?https://streamable.com/vpfgl8
>>37847503Friend win!!!
>>37847822>They are literally designed to heat up water. You guys don't have electric kettles for boiling water?
>>37847822Microwaves are absurdly inefficient, they are really only a staple in the US from what I've seen.Most food will reheat much more nicely in a (toaster) oven or skillet at a fraction of the cost.Using a microwave to boil fucking water for your tea in particular is quite possibly one of the stupidest things that are commonplace in America. A water boiler does it just as quickly and will take less than a tenth of the energy.
>>37847849https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en
>>37847190>debuff her by making her a vsinger>debuff her by making her EN>debuff her by giving her the worst L2D design imaginable>incline anywayhow popular would she be if they just updated the L2D she got as n*mirin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PamxpIu5c
>>37847862>en
>>37847822Microwaves are fucking retarded anon, they are literally only good to quickly heat up leftovers when you can't be fucked doing it properly
Nousagi status?
>>37847733I have arrived to laugh specifically at this poster
>>37847863Even less popular because a transfer would gather less interest than a debut
the la+shion collab was amazing pure gaki
>>37847873They're good for popcorn
>>37845651>>37845693This was explained by Subaru, during their first meeting Nene actually tried to have eye contact with Aqua and get closer to her but Aqua being Aqua she never looked to her side.Guess Nene didn't want to make her feel even more uncomfortable, she is a good girl after all, still you guys should admit that Nene is not hard to get close to.
Do Japanese have gas stovetops? Or only pussy electric ones
>>37847825>dulingo>zatsudanhow?
>>37847890The last time I made popcorn, they burned in the microwave...
>>37847503After all the wheelbarrowing, I'm glad FBK's inclining recently...
>>37847126FBKs reaction is real if youve ever camped a mob in an old school MMO or grinded for something in a game, the reaction to finally getting your item/accomplishment is more relief that its over than excitement
>>37847901gas stovetops still exists
>>37847687NO BRODONT TAKE THE RED PILL!
>>37847860Microwaves are commonplace here but if someone said they heat anything but leftovers or microwave designed shitty pre-prepared food in theirs they'd be looked at very strangely.
yonkisei fanbase status?
>>37847890Only for the instant bag shits. Just buy your own corn and make it in a pot with whatever seasonings add ins you like, tastes way better and is even cheaper.
>>37847860European here. I use a microwave to reheat stuff. Thats it.
>>37847938Slowly enjoying the evening before the Christmas eve
Burger here. There is nothing wrong with microwaving frozen vegetables
>>37847623Tobacco farm
>>37847860Microwave is an utmost requirement here in nipland since there are so many microwave ready food here. They're so creative with it and it's so convenient
Uhhh I thought the gook can't cook?
>>37847254Matuli...
Im gonna eat some salmon for Christmas eve. What is anon going to eat?
>>37847988Maybe order some KFC
>>37847988microwave pizza
>>37847689Nice one anon. Mine arrived a month ago
>>37847988Your oshi's vagina.
>>37847925Chink antis are absolutely mad.
>>37847988im going to reheat the KFC i had last night
>Frozen vegetablesDo burgers really?I thought they have a big agriculture industry?Why not just get some fresh ones
>>37848000Can I watch?
>>37847988rutabaga casserole, potato casserole, liver casserole, carrot casserole, ham, smoked salmon and fruit salad
>>37847988Visiting my parents and making some roastbeef.I bought way more than we will need so I'm gonna have shitloads of leftovers to eat over the next few weeks, gonna be great
>>37848008>I thought they have a big agriculture industry?i thought all they farm are corn
>>37848008They do, but they export most of it.
>>37847988pizza, ham, and pastathat's it
>>37848008>big agriculture industryThey have corn. It's all corn.Basically everything else gets imported.
>>37848008isn't it just cotton
>>37848008whenever you're going to ask "do americans really," just consider what you would do if you were both absurdly lazy and absurdly decadentso, fuck going out to the store to get fresh veggies, i have a bag of frozen corn right here in my freezer that i'll eat alongside my meat slab and potatoes to make it healthy
>>37848011No sorry, I hate cucks.
>>37847988turkey, potatoes and veg
>>37848030Flare...
>>37847988microwaved corn cream croquette, sausage and some whiskey
>>37847988I prepared a nice bowl of oatmeal
>>37847988A lot of stuff, not sure what exactly yet. Visiting mom first(won't eat much there, maybe something sweet) then going to grandma for more traditional family gathering.
What announcement will Lamy make this morning
/hlg/ - microwave cooking general
>>37848066This is why I can never leave this place, because of autism moments like this
Choco used to provide us microwave cooking lunch streams....
>>37848063She is back to playing diablo, but with mouse and keyboard this time.
>>37848066there is nothing wrong with nuking your food it is neet tradition
>>37848063Chloe collab
>>37848066it's real burger hours
>>37848063Another song cover for sure
I reckon all the microwave cooking enthusiasts are shiokko, because microwave meals make you bald.
I want to bring all of you sad fuckers to my place and make you a proper christmas meal with ham, fresh veggies, mashed potato, rolls, everything. You need some love. Hololive thread christmas dinner would be fun.
>>37848096Hey fuck you, it saves time. You're absolutely right
>>37848099I'm not eating at the same table as kenzocucks
Watamates don't microwave their meals
well lookey here microwavesharts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDwdZypr27k
>>37848099>HamEat gamon and roast lamb like a normal human being
KONTOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFARTPISS JFHFJFIEUEJEHEJK KY BUFFALO HUDSON MD IS H 90 FOR THE MOST PART AND IS A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START WITH TOWA YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
>>37848099Only if we're all watching 1st fest live while eating
I exclusively use a toaster, microwaves are whores.
>>37848099>mashed potatoYou can cook potatoes in a microwave by simply throwing them in a tied plastic bag with some water, works perfectly
What do you white people eat on the 25th (real christmas)?
>>37848099Will there be Lunaito under table?
>>37848121based
>>37848104Watamates are all Scandinavian and Argentinian, they use a mix of kerosene lamps and whale oil to cook since they either can't afford microwaves or microwaves aren't allowed by the government
>>37848121It's not real mashed potatoes unless you heat and peel the potatoes, then smash them with butter, salt and milk
>Wake up>Fubuki got the shiny>Fubuki is verified on twitterThe fuck
>>37848099Yeah me too. I have a ton of stuff prepared for Christmas. Hey if someone lives near me sure.
>>37848099I refuse to share a table with the watamates
What does Marineschizo eat on Christmas?
will there be an aggie on christmas?
>>37848114I am watching first Homo Fest Live
>>37848129>Watamates are all ScandinavianFinland is not in Scandinavia...
>>37848145close enough
>>37847651OH NO FRIEND IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST
>>37848129Watamates are all 40 something male widows who recently lost their house, daughter and dog in a fire
>>37848141I'm eating your share
>>37848134We can arrange you your own mini-table in the corner of the room
>>37848151saatana perkele
>>37845279So what takes precedence, the curse of the 25th or the yearly Christmas miracle?
>>37848141Wrong thread
>>37848145binland?
>>37848099The Christmas miracle that this thread needs right now
>>378481653rd Fest is in March
>>37848004Do they have popeyes in japan? Its much better
If I could I would feed all of you with my tomatoes.
Only Heimin and allies of Heimin are invited to my Christmas dinner.
>>37848178KFC in Japan is allegedly actually good
>>37848099ONLY if you'll let me bring and microwave frozen foods
>>37848189I will bring three types of dressing to suit any taste (except the tastes of *******).
>Subaru has over 600 contacts on LineLmaoBet she goes on Tinder dates every other day Idol my ass
>>37847988baked lamb
>>37848178Only in Tokyo
Microwave Towa
>>37848090In which she kills chloe
>>37848186Ok, but is not like I want your towatoes though
>>37848190They are really good and oily but they're impossible to get on Christmas except reservations
I'm going to DM Towa to come to my Christmas dinner. Good time to introduce her to my family.
Ok, so we'll have ham AND roast lamb for dinner, separate tables for Watamates and Towa..., a projector for 1st holofes, and knee pads under the table for the Lunaitos. Also a microwave. Anything else?
>>37848214We watamates would like to request to be added back to the main table
>>37845279PEKOMIKO CHRISTMAS TOMORROW BROS!
>>37848214I'm a Nousagi, may I ask for a burger?
>>37848214Lunaito here. I baked 14 types of cookies today. If anyone wants them.
>>37848214We're forgetting the most important thing, the alcohols. We need to get wasted on Christmas
>>37848219Request denied.
>>37848214Need to sort the Nekko table by official husband number
>>37848219No, fuck off we're full
>>37848201I bet Tokyo Popeyes are a lot cleaner and much less scary than the ones I'm used to
>>37848214Where the fuck is the gyuudon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9TiA-EFEsccute!
>>37848225You should've asked for pagpag instead, I bet it's more to your liking nouSEAgi
>>37848227Even as a watamate, I would be wary of those cookies
>>37848230Who invited Lamy?
>>37848214I want to know if African American people will be attending the event
>>37848251Furea...
>>37848251We will
>>37848099But this is /jp/ and Japanese Christmas meal experience is just KFC
>>37848249Why? It took me 3 full days to make them... I made around 3 trays for each type...
>>37848251No, only South Eastern Asians
Ichimi, Heimin, and other followers will be at the Christian table with turkey. No ham or other heresy. Pagan traditions can stay with the Watamates.
>>37848251Deadbraps and KFP can come, but they have to sit on the floor near the Kenzoku
I still wonder why we never had a /hlg/ meetup.
>>37848214Is there a vegan option for the saplings?
The next thread will be Towa.
>>37848276Yeah, there's a lot of snow outside
>>37848214Shiokko status?
This thread didnt make me feel so sad last year...
>>37848268Will ichimi have dildos strapped to their chairs?
>>37848276Yes, outside with the nature and the plants.
I can't wait for pekomiko xmas
>>37848273Because the only place that a meetup would work, statistically, is LA, and none of us want to admit we're EOP burgers
>>37848285This thread didnt even exist last christmas
>>37848251Segregated downstairs eating in the service kitchen, as is Christmas tradition.
I celebrate hannukah, which holo is for me?
Did Pekora really just leave that tweet up?
>>37848268>American thinks he has any authority on what is Christian or notlmao, also Turkey just tastes like bad chicken
>>37848284tired from fapping after todays collab...
>>37848299Aki and Mel
>>37848299Aki Nosenberg or (((Mel)))
>>37848285Wasnt HoloFes 2 around that time?
>>37848273Half of them live in SEA, half are burgers or burger-neighbours, and the other half live in random places around the world. I can only host かなた fans in カナダ and only if you want to go fishing or hunting with me otherwise I don't want to leave my house.
>>37847988Roasted pork belly, pork patties, sardukarkraut, potatoes, salad similar to coleclaw, ricecream with strawberry sauce, creme brulee, various alcoholic beverages.Guess my ethnicity.
>>37848299Kanata, Heimin run the thread just like (((they))) do.
>>37848299Gura
I'm revoking your Towa privilege until you start behaving.
>>37848295What? I can't believe I've been hallucinating all these "Ayame is fucking her boyfriend" and "4 hours rule" posts...
>>37848285I was sheepposting here while listening to r/a/dio last year while drinking some booze. Good stuff
>>37848313German. Also screw you for making sauerkraut popular in my country.
>>37848245Stop projecting, 35flip.
Fubuki achieved both her goals of a shiny magikarp and a twitter verification mark today, what have you accomplished today anon?
Merry Christmas, cunts
>>37848319Wait I was thinking of the christmas before that. Feels like this year didnt really happen
>>37848311>random placesFinland is NOT a random place. Have some respect.
>>37848111Why did I laugh so hard reading this hahahaha.
>>37848331its christmas eve ya aussie cunt
its the 23rd why are you guys talking about christmas
>>37848273None of you fucks lives in nipland except for that Korone and Miko fag, I can't visit anyone here
>>37848285At this point this thread is basically retirement house where most people are trying to remember good old days.
>>37848311Yeah, I dont know if another hololive fan exist in Croatia.
>>37848305How could you wack off to it? It was just 3 hours of the gakis laughing and screaming. Nothing erotic about that at all
>>37848343We're hungry and no one is live.
The watamate meetup is in Helsinki
>>37848332We're just entering 2021 what do you mean
What presents is Santa gonna bring you this year?
>>37848214Towa...
Hololive meetup LOS ANGELESHololive meetup NEW YORKHololive meetup HELSINKIHololive meetup JAKARTAHololive meetup MANILAI think that would get us the most coverage. We could all livestrean to each other.
>>37848324I enjoy new years r/a/dio more since it isnt all fucking christmas songs. its pretty funny when vtuber music gets play on there and the /a/ thread loses its mind
>>37848349Well, considering the number of shiokkos that inhabit this thread, I'd say your post is pretty accurate yeah.
>>37848313Wrong, since the thread only has minutes to live I'm Norwegian.
>>37848331Say that to my face tomorrow cunt
>>37848367I don't wait to meet any of you losers IRL. Except that one Soratomo with the deep voice, but thats it.
>>37848328>>37848371I replied to myself instead of you because of alcohol.
You get to date your JP oshi this christmas, but you must invite one EN/ID too along with you two, so... who would it be?
>>37848383Ok. That sounded really German tho.
>>37848369rumao I was also in there during new years, still sheepposting here and the /a/thread, I quite enjoyed all those times when Hololive songs gets played, and funnier is there were a lot of hololive songs back then.Looking forward to this year again
>>37848227semen cookies...
>>37848392Shion and Gura
>>37847887I was genuinely happy to hear how happy Shion sounded throughout the collab. Feel like we saw the start of a good friendship
Lunaitos... don't click on this link... https://files.catbox.moe/h2xg4c.mp3
>>37848367>HELSINKIGood luck getting me out of my woods, nyymi.
>>37848370I found my first grey hair while watching the AkuShio live...
>>37848392my nenechi bebi and uh... iofi I guess
>>37848392ShionGura
>>37848392Shion Anya
>>37848393Not too different I suppose.
>>37848311I've never been hunting but it sounds fun, where are you?
>>37848403Why must you hurt me this way?
>>37848367>Hololive meetup HELSINKIwatamate meetup>Hololive meetup MANILAkenzoku meetup
>>37848392Kanata and IRyS
>>37848392Aqua and Ina.
>>37848392why would I want to go on a date with that bitch? she'd probably make me pay for everything too even though she is loaded
>>37848392Sana, i want running bogan commentary on how my date is going
>>378484032020... home... wallaby in piano... my daughter luna hime improving her skills...
>>37848392PekoMoona
This was a very fun thread. See you fags, have fun with the shitposting next thread.
>>37848392MikoAme
>>37848409Lucky you, I can't even remember when I first noticed mine...
Next thread will be Towa.
These threads can actually be good when we try, see?
>>37848403We'll always have Dark Souls, Lunaitos...
>>37848392Rushia. Ina is inoffensive for me, she can tag along.
>>37848437Not on my watch! Expect tons of Fauna!
die ENsharts
>>37848428Have a fun christmas, anon.
>>37848443what other reason could there be for this good thread
I would like a Aqua, Shion, or La+ thread because I think they're very very cute
>>37848392Towa I guess