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あくたんかわいい大好き
1 Fox2 Fox3 Fox ____________
Look at those ID and EN posters go!
きtらあああ
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1473732951582318592kabayach....
Sora Love!
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1473706018895179779
んなあああああ
Nooooo I don't want the thread with the bitch cover
>>37833894mmmm naruhodo
For me it's mommy.
IDsniper and ENsniper are gonna freak!
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
Akai na
>watame and sana in the same group>group also has the strongest oppai in all of hololive>but the worst mario kart driversbet all your money on sana winning it all
Stop the Towaposting... Please...
>towa spammers mad they couldn't snipeYou love to see it.
>>37833886God I wish I was her chair while she just sat and worked for hours. Imagine how warm it is.
Love Noel
>>37833906Sana is gonna help her oshi win
>>37833904See you tomorrow
>>37833906Watame.. you're so pretty
love shion christmas
>>37833906Watame needs to stop grooming my EN oshis...
>>37833907Towa...
pekoーら大好き
>>37833916Passion ...
>>37833917>stream gaki towatowa...
>sees money>keeps talkingGreedy bitch
Korone, Lamy, Marine and Noel is the most forced group at the moment, they're even worse than early bakatare
https://youtu.be/5h_KXJwu47A?t=5960How can Haachama sing english disney songs with archive and SC on?
>>37833912more noel ramy...
>>37833904no one? just me?
>>37833906Sana, Kronii, Mori, Anya, Watame, all the side branch tittymonsters are at group C.
>>37833934She is graduating soon, it doesn't matter anymore
>>37833934Because she's not a pussy like Mooner
>>37833933The only ones without a history in that group are Korone and Noel. Everyone else with everyone else has a reason to belong in this group.
>3dpd opew
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>>37833944
>>37833936Imagine being in a room with these 3 plus Choco and Mel
>>37833934Her english is so shit that not even Disney can track the songs.
>>37833951You are responding to a schizo.
Do you think any of the holos ever start to lose track of their real identities and identify more and more with the vtuber avatar that they spend so much of their time as rather than their mortal body made of meat and gristle?
>>37833934Luna sang Let It go, Youtube didn't understand
...
>>37833947hehe homo
>>37833980Powerful.
I am going insane watching Fubuki
>>37833972that's just cause she had the best flavour of chocolate
>>37833985Hey Miko!
I think that Marine's throat problems are not only due to her being overworked with studio recordings and streaming but also due to habits in her daily life, for example she eats very greasy food, which is bad for the throat. Marine likes things like hamburgers and french fries, as well as other greasy foods like chicken nuggets. She had stomach reflux last year and the doctor advised her to improve her diet and to sleep more, we don't know if she actually followed that advice. On top of that she loves to drink alcohol and which is also an irritant if the throat. Fortunately she is not a smoker. I know all this because I also had throat problems similar to Marine's to the same degree of having bleeding sores, I couldn't even speak and after medical treatment and lifestyle changes it hasn't happened again although there are seasons when I am hoarse which I assume is the same for Marine only she is worse because she forces her voice to stream.She needs to take a complete break from everything, meaning no studio work or recording or anything, a complete shut down and as I said, she needs to improve her lifestyle which ironically being so busy is what pushes her to have all those bad habits in the first place.Hopefully Marine finally wakes up and realizes that her health is way more important than her career, if she fucks up her voice now it will not only destroy her career but her life too.
>>37833962Cute baby butt
Would you wear this shirt if Lapu-chama gave it to you? >>37833977Yeah I should've noticed honestly.
>>37833997Marine has cancer, it's not going to get better.
>>37833997Why doesn't Marine care about her health?
>>37834002Only if she makes fun of me for wearing it, even though she asked me to wear it.
>>37833963You wanna die from over-ejaculation or something?
>>37834004I fucking hate polka for placing her stupid tent there...
Would be really nice if Fubuki is unable to find that fish till 2023
towa senpai will be RESPECTED
>>37834016You don't?
>>37834023We will see during the MK tournament.
>>37834016Too saggy
>>37833983Pekora actually forgets her birth name sometimes, to the point that she had to pull out her wallet and check her ID after trying for like a full minute to remember when she was filling out some form. Not sure about the others, I imagine they are invested in it to varying degrees.
>>37834019"I am drinking an protein!"
>>37834023
>>37834016expectation: sex overloadreality: five dorks in a room probably talking about beers and how much shit noel owns
>>37833983Dancho-
SORA LOVE
>>37833947There was an mistake in the picture so I fixed it
Coco never fa...
>>37834044Sora was too cute...https://youtu.be/vDjCSfXgrvg
>>37833947>>37834046Wasn't Azki married? And Sora isn't gay like Miko, Suisei, Noel, Luna and Nene.
https://files.catbox.moe/8houx2.webm
I watch FBK shiny hunting streams for those erotic akai naas
>>37834038More like Choco and Aki nonchalantly groping Noel, Lamy and Mel
I just watched the NeneSuiTowa 3D archive. I wish every 3D Live was as good as that.
FBK and rokisei are a godsend against dead hours
The L-word is the new N-word and it's not cool! Only you can stop the heimin bullying by stopping using the L-word! If you have to refer to Kanata in a negative context about her habit of using the success of others, use the more racially sensitive "Japanese annelid worm". Example usage: >Kanata is a Japanese annelid worm or>Kanata is doing typical Japanese annelid worm behavior on MarineThank you for your understanding
>>37834051DELET
>>37834074Luna is the new Nanora?
>>37834065Bless sex aunty.
>>37834070Where is Towa? Oh no
I'm going to say the L-word!
>>37834081
>>37834085Do not say the L-word!
I'm gonna say the M-word!
>>37834070oh no, towa...anyway
>>37834085https://files.catbox.moe/sprg6s.mp4
>>37834089AHHH WATAME IS SO CUTE
>>37834065You would be sweating like crazy around them
Fubuki is starting to see every thing red now...
I AM GONNA SAY THE 7-WORD
>>37834101Jay onahole
>>37834101nikubenki
>>37834057Suisei, Noel and Nene are straight
>>37834060and there are still people who try to say Towa doesn't speak English
>>37834089Just kidding guys, I'm no longer antipos-
>>37834101my oshi
>>37834057look up "human species name"funniest shit i ever saw
Why are watamates avatarfagging again?
>>37834101Aki is going to get rid of the shark menace.
>>37834119You don't even watch Aki.
>>37834101
>>37834118Posting Watame images is not avatarfagging, but getting angry about it is pretty pathetic
>>37834097Can you lift your arm a bit, anon...
>>37834118what folder today faggot? green lamy knockoff or wojaks?
It's Christmas so ONLY say nice things like "Kanata please sit on my face" or "Watame please rub your armpits on my tongue repeatedly".OR ELSE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Pp3hyr_RQ
>>37833962cute hime butt
>>37834081I'm going to have lewd thoughts about this woman!
>>37834111Suisei has a girlfriend who roleplays as her sisterNoel buys gravure magazines and takes baths with other womenNene is a perverted ojisan at heart
I love you Nene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37834134I don't think anyone cares which you decide to use, most people just filter your images.
>>37834111>NoelShe is bi.>inb4 you are retarded and claim watching gravure means you are attracted to men but reading BL means you are attracted to women
Dozo!
>>37834137Why are Kabayaposters always so horny?
Yonkiseifags your collab is in 17 hours, fuck off
>>37833983Luna dyed her hair pink to match if that counts
>>37834148You eat semen.
Here we go again! Same posts every day!
>>37834144>Noel buys gravure magazinesNot just magazines IVs as well.
sinful
>>37834146Gently opening Nene's room door...
>>37834158https://files.catbox.moe/86yti6.webm
>>37833871Fuck fubuki
>>37834137NO!
>>37833871Wait, we like 3D here?
>>37834023that's towaSAMAsenpai to you
Are we watching the niji en homos?
>>37834153It's not our fault that Kanata is so sexual.
>>37833871Code?
>>37834111You forgot Marine, the straightest holo who is obsessed with BL and men with muscles
>>37834101She's gonna seethe harder than the Among Us collab after she loses in the tournament
>>37834156She uses a beret too, she is small and cute...
the COOL pekora
>>37834157You can only resort to insults...
>>37834174Literally nobody was talking about Marine. Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>37834023I'm gonna slap her balls
>>37834139Look who is LEECHING againWhat a LEECH
>>37834118Eddy...
>>37834181Says the guy pretending to like Noel after calling her a lying whore and calling for her death.
I'm gonna say the N-word!
>>37834182He is just pointing out that she is straight, what is wrong with that?
I will now masturbate to Nene
>>37834184DON'T USE THE L-WORD!
>>37834176I love her so much...
How can you say you love your oshi if you won't even become her?
>>37834190Nye
>>37834192No one claimed otherwise and you bring her up randomly. Why are you so obsessed?Also stop pretending to be someone else, it never works.
>>37834189That wasn't me, I am not Marineschizo. I don't have a problem with her, I don't even have a problem with her being a fujo.
Leech.
>>37834194don't forget about towa
>>37834201gross..
Bye friend
>>37834208MODS!
*opens Anki*
>>37834137kanata please leech my dick
why are sheepfags sperging out about kanata now?
>>37834194Nene is very sexual and not just a cheeky imouto type!
>>37834167FBK and Mio RM at the same time ahhhhhFFFRRRIIIIEEENNNDDDSSS
Why are we shitposting so much? did something happen?
>>37834207Stop pretending to be someone you're not. Panda is a whore.
How does Watame's respawn works? She respawns at a fixed location? Could she be killed over and over?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzaTf1bcO9Y
abayo
Reminder that you're the reason these threads are so terrible.
>>37834208I'm saving this
if billy was alive, would he watch hololive?
>>37834208Skip straight to your wojack folder already, this is boring.
Look who's awake to make a scheduled streamhttps://youtu.be/Sglm1zgbDP4
Another Fubuki stream over, please let her get her shiny before Christmas...
>>37834214>3000 due
>>37834219They are boredThe thread is their oshi
>>37834194
>>37834228My job here is done
>>37834218
>>37834228I think they're pretty good
Hand over the kin koi and no one gets hurt
dead hours...
>>37834225I don't have a problem with Marine at all and didn't even mention her. The only time I have ever even watch the panda was that 3D collab with Ayame from long ago.
>>37834247Miosha!?
>>37834174Because she likes BL so much, Marine is one of most lesbian of hololive.
Stop being rude!
>>37834252>gets off to men>lesbianI see...
>>37834249You made the same psychotic points you always make. Literally copy pasted garbage at this point.Stop pretending and eat cyanide.
>>37834258I fucking hate physics
>>37834241Stop provoking ENschizos, /u/schizos, /pol/fags, homofags, 7years/L-word posters, babies, forbidden smoking areas and monkeys
>>37834253Stop being sensitive!
I'm gonna do some freaky elf magic
The Aqua killerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7P_-0R8jwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7P_-0R8jwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7P_-0R8jw
>>37834258
>>37834262You brought up Marine. Do you want me to hate her or something?
>>37834258do you think faunigs finally commit suicide when they get to learn this?
>>37834253then show me those pantsu
>>37834272Aqua is the Aqua killer my poor beggar.
>>37834274>You brought up MarineWhen? Quote the post, idiot.You just exposed yourself as a schizo who's always thinkiong about Marine.
>>37834271Go ahead
>>37834275They're way too young to learn this, so no, not in at least a few years.
>>37834272nice roboco numbers lmaoooooo
i wonder what flavor a minato aqua is
>>37833894>>37833934Nobody cares haatard
>>37834023Why is Towa so mean
>>37834278Did we ever actually figure out why Aqua killed Aqua?
for me it's mumei
>>37834279In my original post I said nothing about Marine.>>37834148You then accused me of doing the same things the Marineschizo does>>37834189
>>37834273*mentions Marcel*
>>37834272>3khuh
>>37834280https://streamable.com/k0mg41
today I will remind thenhttps://youtu.be/GNWKINdJEXk?t=1212
I miss having Matsuri streams on a daily basis
*cums all over marineschizo*
>>37834291Cute owl
>>37834283What kind of Aqua is Quagsire?
>>37834294Stop moving the goalpost, faggot. Quote the post where I brought up Marine.
>>37834194Is the whole thing about Nene being desperate for people to see her as sexual true?
>>37834301ENTER L**CHhttps://youtu.be/GNWKINdJEXk?t=6903
>>37834300cute
>>37834307After menopause
>>37834295*boots up my 20 phones in retaliation, spamming EN/ID with one half and JP doxx with the other*
I miss Towa...
>>37834300Cute autist I wanted more D2...
>>37834266All I'm doing is replying to myself and it's enough to draw other people in. Easy peasy
>>37834290She can't be a gamer and an idol at the same time, she had to kill one of the 2 Aqua's.
>>37834323ANCIENT FUCK
>>37834321*doesn't give you attention*
>>37834310You indirectly brought her up by accusing me of being the Marineschizo.What is your problem anyway? Why do you have a problem with anything that I said in my original post?
>>37834300https://files.catbox.moe/na1md7.mp4
Why is she like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeKAcfSAC5g
>>37834295Can we not make this a meme it's not even remotely her
>>37834329Why did she let a mediocre idol live and killed a great gamer?? Makes no sense
>>37834334*snipes the OP while calling myself based*
>>37834335Quote the post where I brought her up or fuck off and never post in /jp/ ever again.
>>37834300lamy is not a cat!
>>37834272Is this fucking Internet Historian
>>37834346you've really done it now
>>37834344Because being a great idol makes her happier, simple as.
>>37834338Post more Lamy clips
>>37834347Fuck off, you can't argue against my original post so you are now arguing about irrelevant nonsense.
>>37833947Anas? Ducks don't have those
>>37834342Marcel...
>>37834311Like most things with Nene, it's partly serious and partly ironic humor.
>>37834363SHE IS SO SMALL
One more wrong move and Towa GETS IT.
>>37834352No, but pretty close to him
>>37834342Minced meat...
>>37834370
>>37834371I almost got pulled into subscribing a niji male, thought that would explain him being inactive
>>37834342Massage...
>>37834376I need more Kanatowa...
I think about Watame's armpits every day
>>37834344Because that's what she wants to do
Yonkisei lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_uatDAURgk
>>37834342Mascot...
>>37834361What is there to argue? Why were you talking about BL? Do you want to argue about that?>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22reading+BL+means+you+are+attracted+to+women%22You exposed yourself. Literally the same bullshit sentence word-to-word.Stop denying who you are. You hate Noel so stop pretending to like her.
>>37834300lamy baby...
>>37834385
I love Hololive so much, especially Towa.
>>37834342Missile...
>>37834369saplingbro I know you got bullied out of global but it's okay to come back, the deadbeats did it, you can do it too...
>>37834389https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_l_9DSzkd4_hMCCn9Yue-4NI94LdXX0KmMReminder you can listen to all of Sora's albums on her main youtube account now
I thought La+ was good at mahjong.
MIKO DOKO
>>37834363Nene copy'd I mean homage to this dance
>>37834376so this is how irys was born
>>37834386Why?
PINKPINKPINKPINKPINK
>>37834406Wasn't Koyori the mahjong one?
>>37834413>pink>miko???
Gonna cry? Gonna avatarfag? Gonna shit on Marine, Noel and Pekora? Gonna post a wojak?
When is Miko doing a long playthrough again? After the MK tourney? I miss those streams
>>37834417Why should I?
>>37834413Take Miko out and replace her with Koyori.
>>37834417*cries*
>>37834417towa...
>>37834394>Why were you talking about BL?Because people here have claimed that liking BL doesn't mean you are attracted to men. Which is retarded.>Literally the same bullshit sentence word-to-word.Its a fairly simple sentence.>You hate Noel so stop pretending to like her.The only person who hates her is you, given how offended you are about one of her interests.
>>37834417friend said she would laugh at it if I showed her...
>>37834416What is the colour of Sakura blossom retard?
>>37834425Towa...
Tokoyami Towa naked apron but she's outside and everyone's laughing
>>37834418I wish she'd play something like Spider-Man again, her reaction to the web slinging travel was kino
>>37834418she said she's going to play an RPG next, most likely FFX or DQV
*farts*
>>37834430miko is not a fucking Sakura blossom retard
Stop it Watabee!
>>37834439https://files.catbox.moe/1oc0xp.webm
>>37834438I'd love a Miko FFX stream
>>37834427>Because people here have claimedIrrelevant. You brought it up for no reason and only one "person", the shit skinned ape (You), does that.>Its a fairly simple sentence.It's literally the same sentence word for word, always posted by the same person until apparently today it just happened to be someone else!>The only person who hates her is youYou called her a lying whore and posted death threats towards her in here.>given how offended you are about one of her interests.No proof of that. I'm just calling you out for being a hypocrite that actually hates her.
>>37834438>inb4 Yakuza 7I'm okay with anything really
>>37834454
9 out of 10 landscaping professionals CANNOT explain this.
>>37834417im gonna post taiga
>>37834469TOO BIG
>>37834469titty fairy came and gave out titty
>>37834417
Remember rpr?, Neither does Towa
>>37834474tit yo...
>>37834418>>37834438Is she gonna continue Phoenix Wright games at some point or is there some limit by Capcom on what she's allowed to show on stream?
>>37834476He's dead, killed by zoombie and S*len...
>>37834469I'm snitching to Oshi-mama
>>37834300https://files.catbox.moe/csm86d.mp4
>>37834478
When is Bea joining Hololive?
>>37834469DELETE THIS
>>37834488Towomb...
>>37834479she can't play the final chapter nor the bonus one because of Capcom
Tomorrow:>It's almost been an hour, should we stop
Lapchan POV
>>37834500>One more game>Mou ikkai>Just one more>Last game>last last
>>37834476Rpr hasn't doing swell after losing the pass for ALGS first qualifiers but thanks to the support of his fans he has been recovering. Recently he did a cosplay session exclusive for his fans where he dressed as a sexy Santa and he seemed to be happy, soon he will play for ALGS second qualifiers in Europe and he will fight to winRpr love
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1473282194617802756Sasaki is bullying Aqua again...
>>37834463and you can tell all this because I used a sentence someone else used?
https://files.catbox.moe/e61um3.mp4Reminder that Towa doesn't like young guys.
>>37833906Watame is diligently doing her reps, she will do well!
>>37834417Oh! Nothing to be honest!
>>37834504too big
>>37834501Nenene...
>>37834498>she can't play the final chapterBut she played it? You mean the just the ending?
>>37834514Reposting someone else's memberships doesn't mean anything.
>>37834065God I love Aki, she's perfect
Towasama will groom Lapu into an FPS whore
>>37834529Find me someone else with that combination of memberships. There are like 5 people at most on this site who are membered to Mary, so it shouldn't be difficult.
>>37834526she played 4 out of 5 iirc
>>37834524Towawa...
https://streamable.com/f6avn8
>>37834515Towa likes whatever you say if you're stronger than her
>>37834542why is there no holo who has 3D sickness and cant play fps
SHE RUN
>>37834509A real rprfag...
>>37834301>>37834314>video submission>they probably didn't even tell them it was for ID weekSEAbros...they don't like Reine...
>>37834530
>>37834545The fifth one is the bonus one not present in the original release. She beat the final one, just blocked out the ending, she still read out the dialoguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5uC69x6lM
>>37834563IM GONNA START LUSTING!
>>37834552Why is Watame not trying to help her friend?
>>37834555audition exists
>>37834570it's rude to interrupt when roboco hasn't even gotten the banana in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yfM_UlucY
>>37834547
>>37834573TOO FUCKING BIG JESAS
>>37834570Fubuki is not in need of the help while GMing. Roboco also has things under control of holding down Towa so that she can't pee in the corner
>>37834568Do not, listen to a good song instead >>37834551
>>37834573I respect the fuji
>>37834542they have a full stinky team with Nose now
>>37834543That's not my job. You not posting the membership renewal date means the image is useless in proving anything.
>>37834392I-impossible!
>>37834571wtf thats cruel I thought you could get in as long as you were a lesbian
Is there a single pairing where Towa is not the submissive one?
>>37834575Shion stomping on leafs
LAMY
>>37834542>groomHer roommate already is an fps whore
>>37834555Lapu has that but only for certain games. She's worried about puking in Minecraft.
>>37834587lusting aside I really do love akis singing she's a precious half elf lady
>>37834597La Darkness...
>>37834392Kaichou...
>>37834597there is now
https://youtu.be/NIj-HgiOXZEI can't decide which one needs rape correction more
>>37834597la+ chan...
>>37834568DO NOT LUST, just like the other anon said, just listen to this >>37834551 song, it will calm you down and most certainly not make you hornier
>>37834597Everlasting Darknesss...
>>37834417>Gonna cry? Gonna avatarfag? Gonna shit on Marine, Noel and Pekora? Gonna post a wojak?
>>37834583It's mostly just wool, Watame is a very fluffly sheep.
>>37834607>>37834611Noooo please no... It's her daughter...
I want Aki to clean my ear while I rest my head on her lap...
>>37834615i will now masturbate to aki while listening to this song
>>37834607>>37834611>>37834614>>37834617Sorry I'm schizophrenic and refuse to watch the new gen so I didn't knew
>>37834555Furea...
>>37834608
Hello /hlg/. Meet my new wife.
Aki Rosenthal: Beloved of /hlg/
>>37834590Okay
La+ will start smoking soon. Towa is the worst influence possible.
I like this stamp ^_^;
>>37834597towa & shishiro
>>37834639DONTA
What is this collab group called? https://youtu.be/m_uatDAURgk
>>37834635you're small
>>37834608>>37834634why is it so cute when they do this?
Aki Rosenthal: the girl people tall about only when she has a large stream.
>>37834597Botan
>>37834639>to skip work just make the smoke detector go off, this is how you win at life lapu-chan
>>37834643yab
>>37834646You sick fuck
Tokoyami Towa: the girl people tall about only when she has a large banana.
>>37834647Holofourth or something like that
>>37834647Kanata, her friends and Luna.
>>37834647yonkisei... it's been so long...
>>37834638Why do you shit on Marine so much? Is it fun giving money to someone you hate?
I want to lick my oshI's dirty butthole...
>>37834650The size doesn't matter. Its how you use it.
>>37834647Holoforce
So why are the meidos allowing marineschizo to reply to himself on cooldown? I thought she was banned on sight?
>>37834655>the girl people tall about only when she has a large stream.>people tall>a large stream
>>37834687I don't hate Marine and have never said anything bad about her.
>>37834689every holo wipes with wet toilet paper except for the ones that dont even shower
>>37834575Shion style is based
>>37834689I'd lick my oshis clean butthole if she wanted but not dirty
>>37834647The final 4.
>>37834706They are Japanese, they use bidets.
>>37834689Who the fuck doesn't wipe in Hololive?
>>37834706Orca...
>>37834635you should give her candy for affection points
What are your honest thoughts on my oshi Yukihana Lamy
>>37834647Holo 5.
>>37833871So cosplay as the OP is allowed?
>>37834704Then why do you quote the Marineschizo word for word?
>>37834718Marine, she can't reach
is lamy a cat yes or no?
>>37834718Gura...
>>37834723I don't like elves but her ASMR made me feel nice and then lonely shortly after she was done
>>37834647The ERP gang.
>>37834647The Coco Leftovers.
>>37834647Generation of Miracles
>>37834723A very cute and goofy girl. Excellent tsukkomi in collabs.
>>37834691Untrue
>>37834730she will NEVER be a cat
Dead hours will be over in 1 hour, in the meantime post memberships.
>>37834727That sentence must have stuck in my head and I am shit at writing in general.Dude I don't hate Marine.
Ramie is a mendokusai onna
>>37834647Empty Husk Without Coco
>>37834743Whats untrue about what I said?
>>37834730She needs to perform cat ritual with SSR
>>37834751
>>37834709akutan...
Why is Botan not participating in Marika?
>>37834730I touched Lamy's tail a lot and if you're telling me it's fake I'm gonna need to know how it moved
>>37834765because shes a fake gamer who lied about her exploits
>>37834769yall fags pumped and dumped her...
>>37834730No
GET INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yfM_UlucY
>>37834769APEX-chan...
>>37834761Bite Botan's neck and rape her with a barbed cock?
Post cancelled memberships
>>37834730Lamy is a cat sometimes.
>>37834772
https://litter.catbox.moe/79zh1q.webm
>>37834765I think she said she has to go to the hospital that day
>>37834760You have more options if you are larger. It's like Lego, you can build more things with bigger pieces
>>37834776She never lied, people just assumed a gaming god regardless of genre.
>>37834769I hope you still send her rice
>>37834647Four heavenly kings
>>37834782Based. We LOVE chikin here.
>>37834779Hey, I watch her utawakus every once and a while. I also chipped in a bit for her 3D
>>37834793My lion wife, not like this...
>>37834786
>>37834765scared of the tako
/R5yfM_UlucY/
>>37834794I don't get it. I have more options if I am smaller since most girls are not size queens and have trouble with larger ones.
>>37834751Pretty good taste except no gamer maid ?
>>37834762Wait a moment, this doesn't add up.
there's no frigate like a towa
>>37834810Ina still needs to seduce Botan for full gokisei domination
>>37834816You callin me a liar huh
>>37834791Is this what UNITY looks like?
>>37834751https://litter.catbox.moe/48oldf.JPG>>37834769>still taking responsibilityGood on you
>>37834814I've been on the fence about membering Aqua and Marine for about a year now...
>>37834691>>37834743>>37834760>>37834794>>37834812Holy shit, fuck off.
>People actually paying for memberships
Post badass Holos
>>37834808daughter...
i will never watch mio
Why nijis collab with males all the time and no one cares? When is Pekora going to collab with Holostars?
>>37834647The four horsemen of the apocalypse
>>37834812You can make it smaller if you are large, but you can't make it bigger if you are small
>>37834850>semen
>>37834769>>37834848Not hololive.
>>37834836Why are you interrupting their conversation like a rude jerk
>>37834839>poorfag seething with others enjoyment
>>37834823Well I do recall Sora not having Youtube memberships enabled until last year.
>>37834840
>>37834857You didn't say they had to be.
RATE THE COVER
>iphone filename
>>37834769
>>37834842Mion is a cat lady
>>37834839I would gift you a membership of some holo
Are there any Holos that are into Super Robots?
>>37834873I didn't watch it...
>>37834873Would be infinitely better without Kiara
>>3783483910 memberships is much less than I make per hour so why not? These random japanese women make work bearable and I'd like to support their content.
>>37834881Korone, Noel.
Hololive NFT coming soon
>>37834843Pekora and her brother don't get along
>he still sees those
>>37834832If you survived last year as a shiokko you should member aqua. The gamer maid will be back soon…
>Asobitaizen>MicraWhat the fuck?What about Valorant?Shadowverse?
>>37834873Very cute, Ina is excellent, Kiara is tolerable.
>>37834852I disagree but to each their own. I like being small.
>>37834829>>37834875I don't have the heart to cancel...
>>37834839Yeah and I superchat and buy merch and live tickets too.
>>37834874Any problem with that?
>>37834873I'd love to see Okayu cover it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>37834919I want Okayu and Botan to do a cover together
>>37834839Up until this day I don't know why users can't gift membership to others yet.
dozo
>>37834910I hate apex and can rarely catch her good streams live but I still like her to want to see her goals come true...
>>37834891Which? Gundam and Eva don't count.
>>37834924BRIGHTER
>>37834924LAMY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>37834647ToWaLuKa
>>37834874Filter it already.
>>37834864Remember NND.
>>37834924>deleted>>37834769>>37834848>left upMmm, naruhodo
>>37834843She'll be in Roberu's anniversary stream.
>>37834934Gundam and Eva aren't super robot.Noel really fucking loves Zambot 3, thats also Tomino so maybe you don't count it.They both like Getter Robo.
>>37834839*Members your mom*
Well, here they are. The cancelled ones.
https://files.catbox.moe/fqmd6h.mp4
>>37834957ZAMNITS GETTER?
>>37834961are you the mikoschizo?
>>37834961what did Miko do to you?
haachama is a whore
The yonkisei collab is prerecorded, wake up people!
>>37834961Holobaby...
>>37834966>>37834967That was around the time I started dropping Miko in favour of Luna. Still love Miko
>>37834980>I started dropping Miko in favour of LunaSaid no one ever
>>37834983How new?
>>37834752Sure you don't.
>>37834980>not being able to love both babies I respect your choice anyway
>>37834957What I'd give to see them play the SRW series.
>>37834972ugly and jew tooCan't wait for her unironic graduation
I will say its strange nobody knows the first cancelled membership.
>>37834990You are going to have to prove that, using something other than the fact that I used a sentence that someone else used. I have provided evidence that I don't.
luna>miko
>>37835002I know
>>37834995I wanted to start this series but I tried the first one on gameboy and it was almost unplayable
>>37834986No one watches Luna, faggot. You're just a shitty contrarian who wants to feel special. Her voice is shit and her mannerisms are annoying. The only people who like her are braindead cocksuckers who just an a holo who makes stupid noises.
>>37834991I only have money for one membership sadly, if I had would still have Miko's.
>>37835008I'm enjoying SRW30 a lot at the moment
>>37835005Don't start a baby fight, I love them
>>37835012I see that you are a globalfag and an ESL who does not watch Luna.
>>37835012kluna's a great member even when she's been nerfing herself with those shitty cat ears
>>37835023Lamy is really a troublesome woman
>>37834839It blows my mind that anons have google/twitter/<social media> accounts now. Are there any real /jp/sies left here?
>>37835012That is an awful bait
Real and unfiltered thoughts on Kiryu Coco?
Wow! Luna just said naa! Holy shit bros! Luna just farted! She just said nanora! The crickets man! You don't understand, the crickets! Luna's streams are genius!
>>37835023What lack of button sex does to you
>>37835012You just described Miko.
Jesus, who invited that faggot?
>>37834751https://files.catbox.moe/xh8fvy.jpegI hid my currency to avoid unnecessary racism
>>37835036Nice eigo, retard.
>>37835008Just start from the latest one. Unless you are an avid fan of robot anime there is no reason to start the series in order. They newer ones are also more familiar for seasonal anime watchers since they tend to include recent series. You might be at a loss with regards to the lore though.
>>37835038Who cares?
>>37835050A-anonchama?
>>37835049Even your paint skills are poor
>>37835047Imagine talking shit about other holos 24/7 then getting upset when people call out your shitty oshi. Just end yourself.
why rushia?
>>37835038I always love-hated this bitch, K-on is pretty fucking lame in comparison.
>>37835049So you used ARS
>>37835049ARSbro...
>>37835052Well, I wanted to start with SRW F since it came with my Saturn and it has eva characters in it, but apparently the story continues from the earlier gamesBut I guess I'll just read plot summaries of the earlier games then try F or something
>>37835056"This is awful bait", you retarded ESL.
>>37835012>holo who makes stupid noisesonigiryaa don't look
I want to fuck a cat
>>37835057T-that’s mean…
>>37835038I think she was a fairly important person in Hololive, and beloved by her colleagues. I didn't care for her solo content but she brought a fun energy to collabs
>>37835049I'm gonna make you think a racist thought against yourself by suggesting itYou're gonna read this one too
>>37835012holy based
>>37835071Plural vs singular, idiot. Both are grammatically correct
Wait a minute. Does it think I am Miko schizo because I cancelled her membership? Jesus Christ.
No one watches Miko, faggot. You're just a shitty contrarian who wants to feel special. Her voice is shit and her mannerisms are annoying. The only people who like her are braindead cocksuckers who just an a holo who makes stupid noises.
https://youtu.be/_T4euQ8qnn8>700,000 views
No one watches Towa, faggot. You're just a shitty contrarian who wants to feel special. Her voice is shit and her mannerisms are annoying. The only people who like her are braindead cocksuckers who just an a holo who makes stupid noises.
>>37835094HEY HE-HEY
>>37835099>>37835100now kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUPHqZT-Tkg
>>37835099>>37835100Towa...
>>37835099>>37835100Towa sucks to be honest
>>37835049yonkisei, pikason, and The Lost to Apexbretty good, even if you're a ______
>>37835038I always fucking hated this bitch
>manufacturing drama between lunatwigs and 35penisesreally watasharts?
>>37835038Her girlfriend is cute and really huggable
Jesus I love Towa, I wanna kidnap her and make her sing for me.
>>37835088Literally no one uses bait as a singular you absolute moron, it just sounds awkward and terrible.
>>37835127d-don't keep all the Towa for yourself...
>>37835089You just triggered his schizo defensive mechanism. Too bad that you didn't show an active Pekora membership
>>37835016Which protag? Which route?
Let's go the rest of the thread without mentioning you-know-who.
toea...
>>37835150Botan
>>37835038I miss this bitch
>>37835147I went girl protag on super robot route
I MISS FªŪŅĀ
>>37835169Now go ahead and start blogposting like you always do.
>>37835150Virtual Voldemort
>>37835099>>37835100Why don't you use your powers for good...
>>37835057
>>37835179based
I love Houshou Marine.
Lamy was very bullyable today.
>>37835173
>>37835038I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>37835070What about it is making it unplayable for you? SRW games haven't really changed radically gameplay wise.
いまから日本語でしゃべようぜ
Have you ever had a dream about holo? Lately I've been having couple per week and it feels great. No idea what changed because I only had like 2 before this autumn. The only downside is that it's affecting how I feel about holos, felt like switching oshi once I woke up from dream where I was dating Friend.
>>37835038She really loved Luna in a sexual way.
>>37835191Too small
*blogpost and ERP*
do you miss old nene?
>>37835192For the first one? It's not literally unplayable but it's super slow and has one song that keeps playing over and over. Maybe if I try it again it'll be more fun but it seems like one of those series that takes a few entries to get really good
>>37835200If you're a nigger maybe
>>37834987Hag
>>37835195Yes. Multiple. On involved me having sex with Luna in a stadium full of people and cameras everywhere with this thread rolling on a screen next to me and an earpiece in my ear with some dudes giving me tips on what Luna likes in bed.
>>37835213>Put it in the pussy!
>>37835195In my dreams towa and I are dating but she constant tries to pour gas on me and set me on fire
>>37835213>>37835216>J-J-JAM IT IN!!
>>37835213Kek
>>37835038get your ass back in Hololive before ARK2 comes out
>>37835038A half year ago...I was Chinese
>>37835164Same, really love her theme. Reminds me of the late 90s/ early 00s. Probably my favorite SRW protag in recent times. Incredibly happy to see Rayearth, I've been looking forward to seeing them introduced to the series.
are we watching this later?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGy7KUhcUE
>>37835213>Listen bro, start doing the jackhammer technique while saying how you are going to pierce her womb and mold it to the shape of you dick, trust me bro I read a lot of doujins
>>37835222You wont believe me but one voice did say thst I gotta know how to jam it in right.
>>37834873weirdly has less energy than the original vocalolid version. which I guess is fitting for the song.
>>37835244sure why not
>>37835255So what is the right way to jam it in? Asking for a friend.
>>37835243J-Decker's the big new series for me in this one. I've been having a blast with it.
>>37835195I had a dream about meeting Sora, she is not my oshi, weird
>>37835195Something involving Subaru, can't remember the details.
>>37833879Me too!
>>37835195I've fucked Polka and held hands with Risu. I watch neither of them
>>37835195I've dreamt about going on a study date with Sora.
>>37835268Iirc he said that you have to go jam it with a curve to hit her g-spot.
For me? It's my oshi's TITS and ASS and THIGHS and PITS
>>37835249Kek
I'm pretty sure that if any Holos actually fucked, it has to be Marine and Noel
>>37835249Stay and go Shirou
>>37835293For me? It's my oshi's TITS and ASS and THIGHS and PITS and BANANA
>>37835249t.
>>37835304Yeah they had sex with me.
Good coverhttps://youtu.be/2pYaIr-4pfA
>>37835269J-Decker is great, not too keen on the other Braves though. Sadly I've also not been keeping up with newer series so I've been mostly relying on the classic trio of Mazinger, Getter and Combattler V plus the Rayearths. SRW30 is real fun, I've been having more fun with it than the last few entries.
The thing I love about this thread is no matter what the differences in taste and options people have are we can all agree that miko is a virgin
Lamy had a lot of unofficial deliveries today
>>37835309Mel's roommate wears pads
>>37835244Remember that advice about practice Suisei gave to Kanata? Gura should listen to it because she's not getting out of her group.
too cute...
>>37835309Why is Choco sensei like this?
>>37835336rab u onyon....
>>37835244Aqua collab never...
>>37835099Hololive fanbase in Japan has abandoned Towa as a whole. Pretty much mostly non-Holo fans watch Towa due to her APEX network
>>37835193できない
>>37835273>>37835277 here, Subaru is not my oshi either. Seems like it happens a lot with other people too, wonder why that is.
>>37835208I do.
hi
>>37835213>"Do you know how you bake a cake? It's just the same"
Which holos hate men and is unlikeliest to be involved with one and will end up as a crazy cat lady?
where the fuck is matsuri
The Christmas outfits nerfed the boobs.
>>37835038Love her for what she brought to the table, her crass nature / commentary / satire and zatsudans were always a blast, she was not that interesting to me playing games tho. It is what it is - I think its for the best she fucked off to do her own things, especially with the prolonged harassment of her family. Find it funny she became a symbol of BTFOing ''Zhangs'' and Antis. Wish her the best, but I do not watch Kson.
>>37835340Why did you save the same picture three times?
>>37835365All those that have no other skills than streaming to make a living
>>37835365Watame.
>>37835328There was a camisole with a built-in bra, another bra on top of that and then straps over the shirt to emphasize the breasts even further. She really went all out with that getup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FuxPcjUP9gwhy do they keep putting aloe in the fanvideos? don't they realize it bothers the gokisei girls?
>>37835365
>>37835363>Just turn up the heat, beat up some baby batter and then let the oven do the rest
>>37835371
>>37835374All of them?
>>37835195I once dreamed I was a kid and met kid Matsuri at McDonald's, we battled a little and afterwards she wanted to trade, I showed her my PC and very excited she asked me if i could give her my shiny Torkoal, I agreed, she gave me a Bagon I thought it was an unfair trade but she was cute so what the hell, afterwards she kissed me on the cheek and said "come back when you have evolved it into Salamance", her mom then came to pick her and left
>>37835381I wanna save her fat ass
>>37835049EL ARGENCHINO
>>37835380No, that don't care about their feelings.
>>37835380where was aloe?
>>37835312Are all Shiokkos wizards?
>>37835208sometimes.this smug face was perfect
>>37835368She's feeling a little burned out on Vidya but she's opening Pokemon packs tomorrow!
>>37835213>Watch your stamina bar and make use of the I-frames
>>37835317Gamer maid?
Asakoyo on right now!
>>37835410who is ramy calling hentai?
>>37835399They're all trained in the arcane arts of 'looking up skirts' magic
>>37835410Shit anatomy.
how do I cope with the feeling that my oshi is a whore?
>>37835412umm...
>Ctrl +F Towa>40 resultsSell me on her
>>37835426No.
>>37835420At least she only messes with girls instead of m*les
ENTER
>>37835415I'm gonna train enough so one day Shion wont notice me looking up her skirt
>>37835410I'm gonna touch one elf ear and one cat ear at the same time until I figure out what the FUCK Lamy is
>>37835432Why not?
>>37835434deka
Mayo???
Koyori was probably up all night after that totsumachi
>>37835426Towa...
>>37835436shiokko died?
>>37835453Shiokkos are immortal fat fucks for Shion to abuse when she's pissed
Was the MariKoroNoeLamy collab fun?
ぼくはー (こよりだよー!) せーの!(こんこよでーす!) はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中 にしたよー! (おっけー!) こよは!ずのうです!頭脳なのですから! (はい!) (やったー!) #こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!) ほえ~、せーの! はい!はい!はい!はい! 研究者らしい、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい! (はぁ~!) 緑の、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい!#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム! はい!はい!はい!はい!(ふぁ~!) ヘルプー! はい!はい!はい!はい! (ぬぁ~) のんてにょ~ん はい!はい!はい!はい! 頭脳なんでね (見えたー!) はい!はい!はい!はい! かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ) はい!はい!はい!はい! おっけー! こんこよでーす!わぁ~~~~~~~~やったー!間に合ったー! マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管! 冷凍うどんは常備しています。 どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!) せーの! こんこよ~!
Erotic clothes Koyori is awake!
HAI HAI HAI HAI
>>37835453What is already dead may never die, anon.
>>37835471
I love this intro
MAYONEZU WA, NOMIMONO DESUHAIHAIHAIHAI
ぼくはー (こよりだよー!)せーの!(こんこよでーす!)はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中 にしたよー! (おっけー!)こよは!ずのうです!頭脳なのですから! (はい!) (やったー!)#こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!)ほえ~、せーの!はい!はい!はい!はい!研究者らしい、試験管!はい!はい!はい!はい!(はぁ~!) 緑の、試験管!はい!はい!はい!はい!#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム!はい!はい!はい!はい!(ふぁ~!) ヘルプー!はい!はい!はい!はい!(ぬぁ~) のんてにょ~んはい!はい!はい!はい!頭脳なんでね (見えたー!)はい!はい!はい!はい!かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ)はい!はい!はい!はい!おっけー! こんこよでーす!わぁ~~~~~~~~やったー!間に合ったー!マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管!冷凍うどんは常備しています。どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)せーの! こんこよ~!
sleepy mayori...
>>37835471I want to go on a IV autism just to raise a perfect IV Wooper and name it Aqua
>>37835483Same, it's easily my favorite intro ever.
Sinful dog
>>37835474Imagine paizuri from this dog.
>>37835471>>37835476
koyori if she looked cool
>>37835476>>37835503Ha ha! Is joke! berry berry hardo
_____'s POV
>>37835514Anon
>>37835463Yes but very loud.
>>37835514her boyfriend's
>>37835523>>37835528no
>>37835512
This girls should stop looking themselves up and just lurk here instead
>>37835474What kind of scientist wears a shirt like that? She'll be vulnerable to chemicals by exposing her skin. Dumb cat...
holobaby 2 onegai
>>37835539Coyotes are immune to chemical reactions
Does Koyori's voice sound a little deeper to you guys as well?, i think she might be pregnant
>>37835539>What kind of scientist wears a shirt like that?Koyori ch. 博衣こより does. It actually just means doctor clothes.
>>37835539One with a very smooth tongue
>>37835565Its the other way around, Anon - you are pregnant
>>37835539Her skirt is also thigh length and she's wearing high heels. The complete disregard for lab safety protocol really breaks my immersion
>>37833871I want to fuck friend
>>37835567Talking about her smooth tongue I really want a Collab with Koyo, Marine and Fubuki where they are all talking at eachother as rapidly as possibleIt would give N2s and below an aneurysm
>>37835548Marine is not baby
>>37835572>>37835539She's a dermatologist, her being a woman confirms it
え?
>>37835565I was really rough on her throat last night, sorry
You will never be vagina bound
>>37835514Tema's
>>37835588Elon is an alpha male and every female on the planet should follow him.
https://youtu.be/NIj-HgiOXZEThere’s no way this story is true is it?
>>37835625Let the oji-sans dream
Jesas my dick
Is kanatowa the new Kanacoco? Will there be futa-tenga doujins?
>>37835625Laplus learned from Subaru that you can incline by just making narratives up
>>37835514aqonyan...
>>37835624t. zoomie re*ditor
>>37835625La+'s speech pattern was so on point that I think this legit was from memory.
>>37835581>FubukiDoesn't she speak rather slowly ?
>>37835656Listen to her radio with Marine.
>Christmas ASMRWhat a good girl
I miss Fauna...
>>37835656She can go FASTER when she wants>>37835667Oh no, Lamy is doing one too... I guess I'll have to watch Koyo's after
>her face when you finish the mayo without telling her
>>37835666>>37835676It was a "yukkuri" joke but I forgot where I put my touhou friend...
>>37835676She said it won't actually be ASMR, but she will use a directional mic to make it seem like we are in the same room.What a good girl!
>>37835685Oh
>>37835676
>>37835677>no worries, there's unlimited mayo if you suck on this
I really should have gotten wireless earplugs. Could use one during Christmas family gatherings. One ear for family, one for my osh and other holosi.
>>37835702Calm down, Towa, I'm currently busy with Koyo-chan.
she's just so beautiful and I'll never get tired of that smile. So cute and kind-hearted. I want to spend all my time with her
>>37835705>my osh and other holosiPlease read your sentence one more time when you decide to change it by adding extra words before hitting the "post" button, thank you.
>>37835719tow
h-hot
is towa a senpai?
>>37835669Lamy please, I'm trying to catch pokemon
>>37835718Cringe, but I agree.
>>37835731Yes
Will Koyo become the next dyke rapist?
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1473780860600348672
>>37835748mayo...
Hey kid. Wanna play pokemon cards
>board director: how can we avoid bf and sex scandals?>yagoo: just hire actual lesbians!This man is a genius.
>>37835742Towa finally got her wish with La+
>>37835748something sketchy about that vampire symbol on her choker
>>37835761Towa...
awooooooooo
Ayame and her boyfriend
>>37835768did the giant khazar milkers not tip you off
>>37835765Towa bullied a kid...
AISHITE!
>>37835768Nothing sketchy about it at all, anon.
>>37835006Nice.
>>37835778Sry wrong pic
No awoo this time?
>>37835812Ayasuba...
lamy and chloe is certain
>>37835822
Wtf is this Okayu thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Pp3hyr_RQ>taking a bath togetherThat's gay as fuck
>>37835866Nothing gay about frotting with your bro in the bath, anon.
>>37835866Yuribaiting should be forbidden with girls outside of hololive
>having sex togetherNow that's gay as fuck
>>37835768They adjusted it to a 5 point star when they made her 3D model but never bothered to change it on her 2D form.
>>37835768Solomon fucked her
>>37835880Silly anon it's just joke sex between friends
>>37835884SH-SHAZAM
>>37835875Bora...
Sleepy Ninja is starting
>>37833871Every time I see FBK i get super sused out
>>37835625I wonder if they knew each other pre-holo. Yomi looked like she knows Ayame pre-holo since Ayame's circle of friends is huge
>>37835883She had jew star in 3D. It was removed from both 2D and 3D when she came back in 2020 and got 2.0 update. She still uses 1.0 for some weird reason though.
>>37835208I'd be lying if I said I don't. I still like Nene but her early days were something special.
Lapu-tyan will be on the next asakoyo!
>>37835866But they've been doing that since forever
>>37835900>some weird reasonYeah I wonder what it could be...https://litter.catbox.moe/95srig.png
>>37835768>>37835916Fuck off
>>37835916Can't you read?? I said she uses the jew star 2D sometimes.
>>37835890Too bad image slots have run out, otherwise I'd have posted that picture of Towa and Bora sucking dick.
>>37835916mel was the jewish agent that turned all her senpais gay
>>37835917Whatever you say, goy.
>>37835922catbox exists, anon, you have no excuses
How is everyone going to watch Christmas streams while at home spending time with family? My stretch is excusing myself to go to the bathroom for 20 min chunks and if people ask I will just say I have diarrhea
>>37835924aki rosenthal...
watch iroha and get fit with her anon dono!https://youtu.be/y9Qfs-z8p8M
>>37835570But I'm a dude
>>37835946I haven't talked to my family in 10years
>>37835954Damn, shiokkos sure have it easy, huh?
>>37835963I'm a lunaito...
I'm late to the stream, how's Ame doing?
Is it gay if lets say Luna uses a strapon to fuck Subaru?
>>37835946I'll be alone again this Christmas so it'll be easy for me.
>wattson big brain academy>still no fauna big brain academyI am upset now
>>37835967luna wouldnt have any strength left after 3 thrusts
>>37835954>>37835969I’m so jealous of you guys, I’m planning on moving to Thailand next year to shed all family obligations
>>37835946Because of covid we generaly have just a huge breakfast and lunch and the go our separate ways. Before it lasted for a day.
>>37835946I don't know about you but my family doesn't celebrate christmas at the early morning hours the streams will take place on.
>>37835946Last year I made my whole family wait while I finished watching Nene's part of the utawaku relay
>>37835979>ThailandPedophile.
>>37835987Dangerously based
Where is Towa big brain academy?
>>37835997Anon...
>>37835987>utawaku relayWill it happen this year too? I've only seen talks of Towa's marika tournament.
>>37835977but those three thrusts would be the gayest thing Subaru experiences
>>37835992Cost of living is cheap and there a ton of pretty ladyboy whores to be had for cheap too… I barely get by on 80k a year in the us, in Thailand I can live like a god
>>37835997towa's brain is too small
>>37835979>ThailandRui nee?!
>>37836010I would take a trip there and feel it out before you commit at the very least
Does anyone have a link to that one towa stream where she spent. 4 hours just going over all her sexual partners in the past week?
>>37835946Watame is my family.
>>37835966Will probably get the lowest score.
>>37836010You are a watamate. Am I right?
>>37836004Not sure, I thought I saw it one someone's schedule though
>>37836010This one Youtuber I watch moved to Thailand and he's really living it up over there
>>37836031>lower than guradoubt. that shark is on another level albeit lower
I can't believe Ame is dumber than Gura...
>>37836004Mio announced it like a week ago and the lineup is being announced later today.
I just another PekoMiko and SubaLuna 3D stream. Last year was amazing.
>>37836045I want*Jesus im so fucking drunk
>>37836036You are not watching, are you?
>>37836055get a job
>>37835946I'm American so most streams are done after the morning
>>37836059no I'm watching iroha I'll skim over the archive later is she really that dumb?...
>>37836060Im in college and its Christmas break. Get off my back.
>>37836060None of us here at /hlg/ will ever have a job
eroha your vibrator is too loud...
ENiggers really can't just fuck off can they?
WHY U PLAY BABU GAEM?
>>37836072how else am I supposed to supacha my oshi and buy merch?
>>37836060How can /jp/ be safe for work if no one has a job
>>37836040Thank you miofa, very cool.Can't wait to see how much holos have improved in their singing!It really was last year's best highlight of the holidays.
>>37836078mom credit card
>>37836066She's been doing good in like two minigames out of 8 or so as of right now.
eroha is doing the butt exercise...
>>37836073girlfriend is controlling the vibrator to tease her
>>37836086I'm a nousagi...
>>37834130GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IM THE ONE WHO'S GONNA DO THE SNIFFING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rat sniff
>>37836094I'm underneath her right now
>>37836096la+ dono!?
>>37835946i got tested positive for covid today so begins my quarantine
is ame the genius of hololive?
VICTORY!!
Remember when morning streams had 20k viewers?
>>37836100she's just asking you to show it to embarrass you stop making it weird you creep
I want to post images
>>37836116I tried using the tested positive for Covid excuse to get out of thanksgiving but my parents don’t believe incovid….
KAZAMA NIN NIN!!
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAWAII
Iroha sure loves to bring up Lapu-dono...
WHY DOES EN HAVE MORE VIEWERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>.
>>37836155Shut the fuck up
get that butt in the air eroha!
>>37836155it's 8am in Japan retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGy7KUhcUEGura's going to practice with Aqua's ghost I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sglm1zgbDP4I will watch this without pants.
>>37836171sharkeks status?
Kazama is shouting at me
>>37836170She should practice with Suisei's ghost if she wants to win
Iroha shouting while doing exercises that make her lie down is pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7hqa-iJl44&t=1s.
pokobee will be mine
>>37836176she just wants to play with Aqua...
boom over 1k
Imagine sex with Iroha. You would never be able to satisfy her with your frail otaku body.
>Ame mogging me I hate this bitch
>>37836155Who cares, both have good numbers.
https://streamable.com/1l7cyf
>>37836168cope, baelz got 8k just talking at 8pm in Japan and beat a lot of jp
>>3783617420+ girls aren't attractive
>>37836198>she mounts you in the amazon position and satisfies herself instead
>>37836209who
https://streamable.com/76zuxi
Is there a youtube chat filter that filters any comment in japanese?
pokobe is the real star here
>>37836179Unfortunately for her my dick excels in lengthy and in girth.
>>37836155But there isnt a single EN streaming right now
I love Miko Miko Miko!!!https://streamable.com/ry3xgh
Pokobe insta ikz!
>>37836217not hololive, fuck off
Is there a smoking Holo?
>>37836217bitch NTRd her fans with a motorcycle
>>37836242towa korone matsuri suisei and a chan
>>37836242yeah, me (future holostars EN member)
>>37836245actually based, bike faggotry is the real end game
>>37836231Ame...
post THAT
>>37836218Why would you want to look at EN chat?
https://streamable.com/887k4p
>>37836198*ties her up in shibari and leaves her with 10 vibrators for a whole night*heh, that will teach her not to make fun of me
daily reminder that your oshi gets older every day
Amelia 5Head Watson
https://streamable.com/uhmqlh
>>37836261h-hot...
>>37836261*stops time*
>>37836253https://files.catbox.moe/nvhkp2.webm
>>37836247How does Korone smokes when she's one of the fittest Holo
>>37836261Based. I love hags.
https://streamable.com/7598qn
>>37836261Every sixy seconds in Japan, a minute passes. Together we can stop this.
>>37836190Just give it another year. She used all her JP collab coupons on shion.
>>37836261someday she'll be as old as me???
https://streamable.com/taph5i
>>37836253https://files.catbox.moe/olidhg.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/pkv0j4.jpg悪霊退散!頭の中の罪悪思考、散れ!
>>37836218Yes https://pastebin.com/1Jctub5N
>>37836261I've never been this horny before
Sex with kazamairohach
What do I have to do to fuck Degozaru?
https://streamable.com/26l9y3
https://streamable.com/cwtt36
>>37836261>30-year-old Kanatan いいね
Suisei fits so well acting as a bullyI can't believe she's also talented as an actress
I'm now going to have lewd thoughts about Kanat.
>>37836293>>37836294How does someone like Iroha attract such coomers?
https://streamable.com/ovyn9j
>Oh so the one on top is Laplus Darkness and the girl below is Yamada-san? Then Yamada-san is really cute. Like the cutest girl in your classGozaru loves her boss
chocoball vs strawberry delight.jpg
>>37836307they all don't speak japanese so it really doesn't matter who the holo is or what they say/do
>>37836293>>37836294she belongs to rapdono
I'm not freaking okay with Towa's existence
>>37836307Anon.. Sora is the current most popular Holo in iwara....
>>37836261HAG LOVE
https://streamable.com/nm42snhttps://streamable.com/mcckq9https://streamable.com/58o1mkhttps://streamable.com/imayqd
https://streamable.com/rgzkse
>>37836323Towa...
after exercising with kazamachan I feel the urge of bowel movementslife is goo
>>37836176But suisei's ghost is just a song...
Remember Hololive Alternative?
Hello, is this the whore thread?
>>37836353cock...
Thank you Koyo for another entertaining AsaKoyo Radio. You woke up just in time to avoid an accident. Looking forward to the next stream with Mio-senpai and the opening of Membaashippu. AsaKoyo with La+ sounds like fun even though it might be a disaster (@^◡^). Let's do our best today too ganbarou
*starts eating schizo cum*
https://streamable.com/5m3wtwhttps://streamable.com/h8j8pvhttps://streamable.com/stg6rfhttps://streamable.com/ybenc7https://streamable.com/midhg2https://streamable.com/nq9cv9https://streamable.com/x48971
Maybe we were the Hololive Alternative this whole time
I won’t click your links
>>37836359Honestly I'm surprised at how good La+ has been as a collab partner in general, her only misstep was the first 10 minutes with Towa where she sounded like she was about to cry.
i love Tokoyami Towa
Just woke up. Towa is an idiot and i lost any interest in Mario Kart tournament.What a shame.Nousagi
I clicked a link and got a brown elf so I will continue to click links in the future
La+
Christmas relay lineup will be announced today, predictions?
>>37835900I had to do a little memory refresher and she did have da joo star in her 3D debut in April 2019 but it was already gone in May of that year.https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1113050172798337024 (early April - it's there)https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1127584077823922176 (middle of May - it's gone)Her swimsuit model also didn't feature it.https://twitter.com/achan_uga/status/1164889296878223365All of this is way before her break in 2020.
>>37836383HOMOCHADDOMINATION
>>37836383miosha will mess it up
>>37836289Autism
Tokoyami Towa
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1473767562156834818Does she not get any collabs?
>>37836401>ルイクロ
>>37836271Bad habits from growing up. Lots of teens starts smoking during their rebellious period. There wasn't much incentive to force them to quit until recently. You could still find commercial lots full of ashtrays in 2010s.
>>37836401only her wife Lui tolerates being around her stinky pits
>>37836400With words like that you're gonna get into some trouble round these parts
>>37836393Right thread, king.
赤いなぁ
>>37836261Good thing she was 16 shen she joined
I predict that Mio will get a third get in 2022.
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately and wanted to get your takesDoes it really matter if your oshi is a virgin or not? Chances are most of us won’t get the chance to travel to Japan and rape our oshis violently like we all want to, should we just enjoy them as they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZNQ66bp2Y
>>37836394Shut up Taiga
Weird to see La+ so shy in the collab. How do you get intimidated by TOWA of all people?
>>37836444Towa is scary
>>37836444Look at Towa's face, she's very scary
>>37836434I remember when she got mad about her 777 fuckery on stream
>>37836444Towa's banana is not to be taken lightly
>>37836444Towa sent her pictures of her family before the collab
>>37836444everybody is still intimidated by towa's yab
>>37836444Towa is the dominant holo for once after 2 years
>>37836444I'm also intimidated by people that have seen a penis.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/44028095/#44145405
Towa is wack
CLOCKS
>Your oshi>Your oshi
el reloj
>>37836444Imagine Towa approaching you and says "Konyappi"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOQF27v15i8HAG LOVE
>>37836482Oh jesas.
>>37836502>First senpai collab is a card gameWhy is Koyori like this....
retarddfucking clock game balance your stupid game nintendo
What the fuck is wrong with people that don't know how clocks work?
>>37836408I meant with her senpais since the ban was lifted
Why can't women read clocks
ai caralho o relógio
>>37835866https://youtu.be/6nSr-tW12R8...
>>37836361Good times, anyone watched the 2nd Fest live, and what was your personal highlights?
>God Field is a turn based online battle game for maximum 9 playersWow perfect number for Gokisei vs Rokkisei
>>37836513>card gameDon't underestimate Miosha's witchery
>>37835853Like Miko's cafe, but it's at a steak place. Okayu feels indebted to them for cheering her up the first time she got lost in the big city.
>>37836400Tokoyami Taiga
>>37836513>One enjoys telling fortune>One likes to check their fortuneTarot cards are one of Mio's forte.
How did Sony protect the anonymity of the girls invited to zoomer spidey?
>>37836541God Field is fun to watch, more holos should be playing it.
>>37836556Arr asian peepor rook same
>>37836556their roommates went wearing kigurumi of themselves, it's what they do whenever they have to go outside
>>37836556they were wearing masks and glasses
>>37836261My oshi will become an adult soon... She needs to find a girl and marry...
>>37836538For me it was the censor bars dancing alongside Aqua when she did her song!
>>37836556they got hags and a girl who self-doxxes so its probably more that they didnt care
>>37836566hot
>>37836576we love hags here
Which holo has no sex appeal
Why is Yagoo against creating HoloES? It should have been made already.
Towa gropes the maids that try to lure you into buying expensive eggs
>>37836583towa with her manvoice
>Why is 2/3 less than 1
>>37836590fuck holoESHoloBR DOMINATION SOON BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA
>>37836590After these happenhttps://twitter.com/hololive_inhttps://twitter.com/hololive_kr
>>37836583nenesuiseisorawatame
>>37836590Holostars EN comes first, they need to compete against NijiEN homos.
Is this an erogehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3te4YLgVs
>>37836613this thread is just a covert recruiting ground for homostars ENbe on your best behavior
>>37836538Hacha-Mecha with Haato because of the talantula posting and her appearance there being a surprise. Also, the blu-ray release fixed some of questionable camera angles and other small errors so I recommend downloading a copy from nyaa if anyone is obsessed with archiving.
>>37836621It's on switch
>>37836621nahhttps://vndb.org/v31858
The legend ふみーん is live
>>37836621why doesnt miko play eroge again
test
>>37836649nijinigs will report her instantly
5ch told me that Anon is pregnant and Towa is the father
Sex with 2012 Shion
Towa bites the filters off her cigarettes and spits them at the wall
How are you dealing with dead hours? Have you been masturbating today?
Name one good thing about Towa
Towa studied for her blood test and got an F-
>>37836681I'm watching Takeshi, he's trying to fuck gaijin women.
>>37836681Today I masturbated to the swimsuit Marine JAV
>>37836681I'm watching Pomu and yes.
>>37836681i did my /fit/ reps and made some biscotti with my sister, did not masturbate
>>37836681I’m watching Nijisanji EN
>>37836681I'm doing the vtuber route in an eroge
*releases towa spores into the air*hehehe...
*suddenly becomes Towa*Hello fellas! It'd Towa here and I retardde
>>37836641https://litter.catbox.moe/ht726s.jpg?!
>>37836683She emits a mist within a 5 yard radius that slightly raises the humidity (.4-.8%)
>>37836681kororeps.png
Thoughts about InaTowahttps://youtu.be/pG0TcyrCgzs?t=4817
Which holo is the most likely to have a queen of spades tattoo?
>>37836775Boys Love
>>37834769>>37834829>>37835049Based for taking care of our daughter>>37834791Wrong board EN/IDshart
TAKESHI IS A ELF FRIEND
>>37836775>mecha goodWhy is Towa so dumb?
>>37836775that's it, I'm unsubbing
>>37836781Miko. She loves saying nigga
well shit, there come the burgers
>>37836681No but I plan to do it later, at the moment I'm looking for stimulating material.
the holos will NEVER do a cover of an akatsuki records touhou song, and that bums me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGy7KUhcUEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGy7KUhcUEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGy7KUhcUE
Can holos see what currency you use for membership?
>>37836834Right thread, chad
>>37836834GOoooooooraaaaa
>>37836835of course they can
>>37836835yes, they know your IP and when you stop your membership
>>37836834>Aqua's groupShe's losing anyway
>>37836681I cannot masturbate anymore, I have a disease unknown to science, my anus, abdomen and penis hurt like hell but all exams say I'm fine so doctors just think I'm crazy, nothing I can do but to suffer...
>>37836857Do you think my oshi will make fun of me if she discovers that I'm subscribed to her using ARS?
>>37836775I think Towa can't stop thinking about sex with Korean girls.
>>37836775>the ENs that called Towa are all koreanshmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0tvvhLU_8Why is Lapu-chama so cute?
>>37836867You are just another ¥ to her
>>37836861Aqua will never take gaming seriously again because she's scared of giving it her all and failing
>>37836885Do you mean that all the arigato pachi pachi and things that she says to me are a lie?
>>37836867She doesn't like poor people so she'll probably add you to the blacklist
>Gura already blaming ping
>>37836906nice translation
Is there still gonna be a zako cup this year? Or are there too many participants for that?
>>37836861Towa is fucking devilish for rigging her team with Suisei and Aqua and putting the big vtubers like Pekora and Gura to all of them proceed to the final and generate big numbers
holo onahole when
>>37836919It's a group knockout stage.
>>37836916Yes, I don't know how it'll work though.
>>37836919towa...also fauna is the most fucked btw
>>37836920That's Towa.
What the fuck, Gura has been tryharding. B group will be absolutely cutthroat
Post that Ame MK controller throw clip
>>37836952Aki will win using her unlucky luck
>>37836963Every girl will be a winner because they all had fun!
gurame duet cover pls...
>>37836966The ones that cry won't be having fun...
Reminder that Marine eats microwave meals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0tvvhLU_8
>>37836976Lap is a good girl...
its overLaplus is getting groomed
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1473824945893699585
Poor Gura is already dreading group B
Laplus is getting groomed by Koyori, FBK, Towa and Korone
my poor Gura...
>>37836975Why didn't her mother teach her to cook?
>>37836960https://streamable.com/pqwduwtook me a minute
>>37836975Microwave meals can be delicious if you're not buying the cheapest shit possible. Your corporate burgerland diners microwaves entrées and you pay premium for it Anon.
https://youtu.be/pG0TcyrCgzs?t=1170
>11kOh no no no cumbuds, how embarrassing
>>37837016>Microwave meals can be deliciousburger moment
>>37837036The new Korone...
>>37837038Have you ever had japanese microwave dinners? They are fantastic
>>37837001I see a common denominator.
>>37836681I fapped to rokkisei so hard the other day that my dick is still hurting
>>37836976The pet of Hololive!
>>37837038I feel sorry for you.
*microwaves towa*
Towa doesn't wear clothes, they're just painted on
>>37836975So literally me
>>37837062tow...
>>37836681No, I'm offering the flesh of my defeated foes to God empress Matsuri
>>37837001Also by me
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1473817395144044545Kanata will only sleep now?
>>37837048only from the konbinis. those are pretty decent.
Ame beat Gura
>>37837088sugeee
>>37837088During sex?
>>37837088hot
Just learn to cook. Microwave meals are filled with all sorts of chemicals, that cause you to bald.
>Samurai is bad>Laplus is bad>Rui is okayI will take a guess and say Chloe is also bad, and Koyori might be at the same level as Rui.
>>37836963I hope Aki and Choco kick off one or two of favorites like Aqua and Suisei (and Towa because she doesn't deserve to win at all).
https://youtu.be/1FuxPcjUP9g
>>37837103Don't most people know how to cook anyways?
>>37835866They're unironically a gay couple
>>37836974Every girl will be a loser because they will all cry...
Just go outside. Staying inside staring at a screen for hours will ruin your health.
Towa beamu
Predictions for the group of death results in mario kart?the obvious top 4 is Suisei Aqua Towa and Pekora (unless she chokes)Group D however seems to be more competitive as it has more players that are on a decent level
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-H0vprjho
Veljet.. Gura mocking us.. This brat.
>>37837164Marine, Okayu, Luna are better than Pekora.
>>37837164Isn't top-3 only?
We should set up some sort of betting for the Mario kart
>>37837159I'm going to kill myself anyway so it doesn't matter
is there a good reason to not lock chat to members only?
>>37837172I was speaking purely of group B anon
>>37837183Only top 3 move on to the finals so Pekora is not getting out in any case.
>>37837179Who's your oshi?
>>37837172You wanted to shit on Pekora so hard, that you couldn't even bother to understand what he was talking about. Impressive.
>>37837189Pekora is the new Aqua, she will be one of finalists.
>>37837189>>37837176its only top 3?lmao then unless Towa chokes its Suisei, Aqua and Towa from group B.
>>37837192It's called being based, everyone should hate Pekora.
>>37837181There is a guy on Matsuri's chat that is pretty chill, he's always on the streams and he's eop as fuck but I respect the loyalty to the festival, when YouTube gets gifted subs I'm getting him one.
Towa is laughing at us. LAUGHING.
>>37837191Coco
>>37837199Well, judging from her latest MK streams I really doubt that, but you never know, she might be blessed by rng for once.
Which holo will surprise us with her skills in the tournament? I’ve heard a lot of nousagi say Pekora has improved a lot in MK this year so maybe her?
>>37837210Towa...
>>37837103>Spoken from someone that orders deliveries. >Might as well go grow your own vegetable gardens because vendors sprays with insecticides. Inb4 organic shit you motherfuckers don't even know how much they got away with.>Might as well raise your own poultry because your chickens are injected with solution.>Might as well raise your own fish because wild caught have digested garbage on a daily basisIt's depressing but I've cooked more food than you ever will in your lifetime. Stop being out of touch with reality Anon.
>>37837103i can become a shiokko?
>>37836975I want to drown marine's desert womb with a deluge of my stinky neet semen while eating microwave meals together. Together we'll create an oasis in her womb.
>wake up>no streamFucking hell, why the fuck is Koyori and Iroha the only ones to stream in the morning now
>>37837231Marine is a turbo lesbian who finds dicks disgusting so she'll never do that
>>37837236I'll make her love the cock.
>>37837217Matsuri will be a surprise, mostly because she always performs decently but this year she has not touched Mario kart at all, and she has said that she doesn't plays videogames lately so I doubt she trained at all so she may perform poorly>>37837191Matsuri
>>37837164A:Okayu, Roboco and Irys or KanataB: Aqua, Suisei, TowaC: Miko, Watame MatsuriD: definitely Marine and then Luna, Subaru or Fubuki
>>37837201Pekora is our holo. Doesn't care about EOPs, no bf, streams almost every day, she's perfect. What could be the reason to hate her? Only jealousy, may be, because your oshi is not as good as Pekora. Should have chosen better oshi, sorry not sorry.
Gura seems a bit better than Pekora now. That group is really fucked
>>37837233They're all sleeping in after a rough night of getting pounded by their bf's.
>>37837247>Pekora is our holo.Maybe if you're a SEA****I hate that whore
>>37837217Gura, she's gotten quite a lot better
pepsicola
>>37837201Based retard.
>>37837256holy BASED
>>37837251She's too invested in this and doesn't know enough to be without hope. She's 100% gonna cry after getting 4-5th.
Gura will pee herself again out of nervousness...
>>37837262https://files.catbox.moe/36y23i.webm
>>37837256Based 35p
Wait?Same-chan good?
>>37837271I want to drink that pee...
>>37837271>again?
russia-senpai
>>37837217There are a lot of girls that are decent but never play the game (at least on stream): Subaru, Ayame, Shion, Matsuri can end up pretty much everywhere (except the very top).
>>37837256Guess your oshi is either nijihomo or some indie
>>37837256based 35p
>>37837256BASED BASED BASED
>>37837280She's consistently in top 5 while playing with randoms, not amazing, but not bad either.
>>37837256Based
do ithttps://files.catbox.moe/rp99xb.mp4
Nousagi status?
>>37837200The only hope of an upset in that group is the fact that Towa, Suisei and Aqua will be a pack out in front which usually doesn't happen and one of the 3 could get fucked on the last lap and overtaken by some bullet bill etc. From my experience 1st/2nd place is often so much further ahead that little of the shit going on behind can impact them but if they have company they might cannibalise each other and one could drop into the hell that is the middle of the pack. It would be a massive upset if those 3 don't qualify though.
>>37837295Malding, as usual.
>>37837295https://files.catbox.moe/3vpf0p.webm
>>37837295Same as always: brown and crying.
Miko had a boyfriend
>>37837221You have also watched more Shion streams than I ever will in my lifetime.
I'm blackrecommend a holo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0a8cFX6LT4Plusmates... cucked by Tom Holland...
Lil B is rolling in his figurative grave from all of you misusing "based" and treating it as an upvote.
>>37837256based
pekoed
>>37837310sana
We hate Pekora and Marine here
>>37837295Shitposting Miko after finding out most of us here hate Pekora >>37837308
>>37837233Most holos tend to be off on Thursday for morning streams. A lot of them work on weekends so it's natural for them to want to chill a bit. Both woke up to stream cuz obligations. They were both hella sleepy in the morning because Koyori only slept 4 hours and Iroha only slept about 5.
>>37833881Fubuki!
>>37837271God I want to drink that cunny honey
My oshi won't be streaming until the 27thrrats?
>>37833871"The Six Hours for Sex" is from 9 PM on December 24th to 3 AM on the 25th. The largest number of people have sex at this hour:All your neighbors and friends has sex. There is no exception.That cute vtuber girl always talking with you has sex.That beautiful lady with whom you're in unrequited love has sex.If you have daughters or sisters and they aren't at home, they definitely have sex.Your ex-girlfriend does what you did with her, with another man.Your future girlfriends and wife moan in pleasure by other men's stuff.Recently, Kagura Mea did a stream to tell the honest and brutal truth about corporate vtubers (Holo/Niji), since she knows them and they even tell her this stuff1. If they talk about being sick on twitter and need rest to feel better, it's either to spend time with their boyfriends or vacation time for themselves. A lot of them will even sound sick/create fake stories of how they got sick to bait some SC or to guilty trip their listeners to supporting them2. Some will play video games a lot because they hate interacting with their weirdo fans, even if they're not good at games, it's easy SC and they can just talk towards themselves while playing.3. In discord, they have two voice chats. A professional voice chat where the vtubers will plan future events or run scripts with other vtubers. The other voice chat is OOC (Out of character) and yes, it's personal talk, girl gossip and they do make fun of your cringy or hate posts on twitter about them.4. They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.
>>37834647Didn't Eugene call it Holo Ass or something when they were debuting?
>>37837343ogey
>>37837309I watched her since she appeared in Sugita's radio program so you're actually correct on that.
I simply refuse to read posts longer than 10 words
Everyone is talking about who will win. The only important position is last, which is reserved for my oshihttps://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1348623756269289478
>>37837344It seems like you need to have sex anonchama
>>37837354based
How can I have sex?
https://www.tiktok.com/@minatoaqua_hololive/video/7044480059163315458Tikkutokku meido...
>>37837364just get yourself a prostitute
>>37837354brainlet
>>37837348Each to their own. Enjoy your brats and chemicals. I will enjoy sexy hags like Aki instead.
>>37837354Based Ancient Gear player.
For me it's Fauna
>>37837364Just get your friends to introduce you to one their girlfriend's friends
>>37837354I only read posts that have at least three replies.
^_^;
>>37837364Rape
>>37837377Thanks, just watch what you eat yourself Anon. You'll always be paranoid of chemicals if you can't identify them.
Where's Towa
made you read this (^・ω・^ )
I didn't expect La+ to be such a mess in her collab with Towa. She couldn't deal with her... at all.
>>37837270Yeah that seems likely but she seems good enough to get out with some luck. 4th to 6th still gets into weak side I think. Looking forward to all the delicious tears next year
>>37837392When is the Christmas Tree review going to get rescheduled...?
>>37837422She was only nervous up until the mahjong match.
>>37837354Towa...
>>37837200I hope Towa chokes so hard she chokes in real life and dies, wouldn't that be hilarious
Miko had a boyfriend.
>>37837447Based
>>37837422Little girls are made to be bullied
>>37837295Was doing some cleaning, gonna vacuum in a bit
(๑╹ᆺ╹)
anal sex with Gura...
>>37837466watch out for bibi, he'll try to hump you
https://youtu.be/v0bSoSQ0sGQWhy is Towa like this? She made a kid cry with her banana
>>37837422It felt so weird seeing a kouhai be submissive to Towa. gokisei just shit on her
>>37837433She has been busy with her family. So for now we just need to wait.https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1473829638682165250
https://youtu.be/fXmAFM1w_9Y*sigh*Except is not. It's the same chance FFS. HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID???
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1473841288974069761enjo kousai with nikisei and roboco!
>>37837482How do we save Fubuki?
Anyone has that image of Ankimo sucking Bibi's cock?
>>37837482Fubuki... I can't believe you've fallen for the gambler's fallacy...
>>3783748250/50 go big go home
>>37837487Sex?
>Jay racer on Gura's streamwhich one of you faggots
>>37837473lapuchan absolutely dominated
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1473841361497751553SuiTowa cover today!
>>37837509Based
>>37837509all me
>>37837482Japanese education by the way.
Ina has a japanese flag in MKWhy is she such a weeb
>>37837504My tool is small....do you think that is a problem for her?
>>37837482gachamind please understand
>>37837482retards in this thread argue that every day
Fubuki has over 90% chance to get a shiny now
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1473824945893699585>ムラサキ・イーロデスI don't get it.Summers yesterday was also a dumb collab name.
>>37837512Towa will be cool today...
>>37837527She'd never dare to put up a Korea flag in an event featuring Ayame.
>one game per person rule>refuse to leave after one gameBasado
>>37837217>I’ve heard a lot of nousagi say Pekora has improved a lot in MK this year I can't tell if you are retarded or just pretending
Peko will win
>>37837217Towa
>wake up>Kanatan is asleep>can't sit on my face
Can someone share that Pekora's ASMR in which she says all the time pekopekopekopeko?
>>37837549>one blockDo holos not play normal Minecraft anymore?
If Towa wins Marika, I will take up smoking.
>>37837581https://files.catbox.moe/dil1nc.mp4
Laplus stinks
Chloe stinks
>>37837596kek
>>37837549What did you expect from someone who thought laplus_great and laplus_artdesu are "very cool" hashtags
>>37837578she shouldn't stay up this late
>>37837482>>37837522>>37837544>>37837496Do you not know basic discrete probability? Do you know what the law of large numbers even is? You people are fucking morons, as N approaches infinity the distribution approaches the real distribution of 1/4096. So the probability of not seeing a single magikarp after 11 thousand attempts is 1-(1-p)^n, which is 1-0.064 which is 0.936 which is 93.6%.I can't believe people this stupid are allowed to breathe.
https://litter.catbox.moe/0lkzwc.jpg
>>37837578It's not coco's fault. She was playing ark for 18 hours again yesterday.
>>37837554Towa will be mogu'd again...
Sex wit Laplus and Shion
>>37837621Fucking nerd lmao
>>37837621Doesn't matter.Every probability is always 50-50Either event occurs, or it doesn't.Everything else is just misuse of algebra and calculus to trick sheep into buying stocks or vaccines or insurance and shit.
>>37837621Anon remember which website you are on then you will come to the realization to let people be stupid here.
>>37837642Shoot yourself in the head, there's a 50% chance you won't die.
I really dislike Mario Kart in comparison to Crash Team Racing. The difference is like world and day.In CTR if you're skilled player you can boost through ALL THE LEVELS all the time and it's fucking amazing. Mario Kart is just snoozefest in comparison.
>another day>another day with math autist
>>37837621That doesn't affect her chance now dumbass
>>37837628Her tweet said she was working on something, probably has something to do will those shorts she released.
https://youtu.be/7CYhBEuScps
CHRISTMAS TREE LIVE IN 10https://youtu.be/7CYhBEuScps
>>37837668Sora!
>>37837655Cool
>>37837657It does not affect each individual attempt yes, but that was never what was said or implied by the thing Fubuki is referencing because it's such an elementary part of statistics that it's just assumed that you're aware of it, you're just either illiterate or being intentionally obtuse. It's the same as asking you the probability of tossing a coin 50 times and not seeing heads a single time and you reply with "it's 50% every time" which is not what was being asked.
>>37837673Why are shinto practitioners celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ?
>>37837482It's time for another episode of 'everyone knows exactly what these stats actually mean but proceed to argue semantics for the rest of the thread anyway'
>>37837688Hololive is a Christian company
Anon stinks
>>37837693Hallowedlive
Which holo family celebrates Christmas aside from Suisei's mom
>>37837668>>37837673santa kanatan is so cute
ENTER TOWA
>>37837482>*sigh*Where the fuck do these retards come from?
Gura.. my little Gura.. do your reps.
Towa in shark's chat
>>37837668>>37837673Sodachan!
Towa... is visiting Gura.
Towa...
tomba...
>>37837685>it's such an elementary part of statistics that it's just assumed that you're aware of itIt's called the "gamblers fallacy" because it's prevalent enough of a mistake (notably amongst gamblers) that it was useful to create a term for it. FBK is a gachatard so it's not such a crazy assumption that she's part of that group.
>>37837621the probability of seeing at least a single magikarp*
That's the most excited someone has been about towa in months
>new ip
>>37837693You shall not make for yourself an idol...
>>37837621>>37837685Anon you might be arguing with people who haven't finished highschool yet, or worse
>>37837729*cums on you*
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1473850188645412866Twap is worried for Same-chan...
>>37837742The predator is looking like they prey...
>>37837726Aside from this thread, right?
The next thread will be Towa.
>>37837736*cums into your cum before hitting me*
>>37837760Towa can't see into the future, yet
OJOU ASHITE!
Stellar Stellar!
>>37837668>>37837673Nothing happens: the stream
>>37837673>>37837668what's thsi gonna be about
I can only hear Miko whenever STELLAR STELLAR plays...
https://youtu.be/7CYhBEuScpsImagine if your oshi gets less viewers than a Christmas tree
wow nice camera cover
>>37837774Shilling Suisei's songs I guess.
Is an anti going to vandalize the tree on stream?
Remember when a schizo was obsessed with Marine being a lesbian and then she said she likes muscular menlol
sora cute
>>37837776it's the best version
That's a nice tree, Towa must have pissed on it.
If your oshi isn't there she's irrelevant.
>>37837783Watamate here, I'm on my way to do it now.
Which holo will pass by the camera?
>>37837735It's not even the lack of understanding that annoys me, it's racing to call FBK, the guy who made the chart and the entire Japanese education system stupid without an ounce of knowledge or self awareness. This is literally middle school/highschool statistics and these guys are rushing to embarrass themselves.
Imagine if a holo walks in front of that Xmas tree camera...>>37837783Like that Shia thing that happened a few years ago? Would make the stream interesting I guess.
Marineschizo status?
Aaaaand muted.
What if the camera falls down and naked towa is there
That is for sure a tree
this song is actually very good
Can they turn the camera, my oshi is not on frame
>>37837814Your oshi doesn't matter.
Never heard any of these songs.
>>37837814Your oshi matters.
What can I expect in this camera stream?
>>37837829some guy going up and flashing a picture of his dickeventually
>>37837829sex
YONKISEI LOVE
>>37837829tree
>>37837829Izutsu will show her tits at midnight
Twa...
>>37837834Towa...
Why are there suddenly 4 holos grooming Laplus?
>>37837829It is said that Towa is inside the tree, naked, and she'll come out of it on Christmas day.
>>37837829Flag of Kekistan being erected.
Nice my oshi is there
>>37837844It's called leeching
Cocochi....
>>37837829Konbini anon will put a Mr. Koro on it
>>37837848I can't believe Mori would do this.
Coco...
No, Gura.. Don't go..
>>37837853But they all have good numbers
This is just a glorified music radio
>>37837844>why are holos trying to get closer to the most popular new member people pay constant attention to
I have the location of the tree I'm on my way
bitch...
That last part... Cocochi... ;_;l
35p status?
>>37837889masturbating
Coco
all I want for Christmas is Gura...
Just so you know, holoID week is still going on.
>>37837900>>37837906Nice raid
Images...
>>37837722>>37837799The laws of probability indicate that as long as she keeps trying she will get it, the more attempts she tosses in the higher chances she has. She has a higher chance of getting it if she has 11 000 attempts than a 1 000. The gambler fallacy is the belief that because of her previous attempts she somehow has a higher chance now. If she used up 8 000 of those 11 000 attempts, then her chances are lower than if she only used 5 000. But if you're talking about future throws, more throws=higher odds. If she fishes 11 000 times the chance of her getting one shiny in those attemps is 93.6%.She doesn't have a 93.6% to get it now. There was a 93.6% that she would get it by now and she didn'tMissinterpreting that is the gamblers fallacy
>>37837900Her not being able to be with family for christmas is kinda brutal
I care
>>37837923Why are you replying to yourself?
>>37837929meds
Boku imasu...
>>37837943Ah, switched back to lowercase haven't you?, you're so obvious.
CRAP YOUR HANDS
I'M CRAPPING MY HANDS
Aloe status?
TE WO AGETE
OHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CRAPPING
>>37837948Take your medication, oceanic man. Your brain is boiling.
>>37837954Still being a lying whore scamming retarded discord saviorfags
Is this our r/a/dio now that /a/ kicked us from the site?
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CRAPPING
>>37837854>>37837859>>37837881>>37837896I missed it.. What happened?
>>37837976The tree stream played Kiseki Knot
>>37837972I trust INOTAC and his friends will flood the New Years' setlist with chuuba music and /a/ will seethe again.
>>37837976Coco graduated
>>37837986WTF
>>37837986oh no
>>37837972>>37837981I haven't been on /a/ since vtubers got big, what happened? I assume /a/ wasn't happy about chuuba songs
>>37837986*Cries while cumming
>DeletedStill hate EN and ID and there's nothing you can do about it, nguyen
>>37838000Bunch of tuber songs on r/a/dio, short story is that /a/ got mad
ojou aishite
>>37837986nooooooooo
>>37838007Based
STARDUST SONG!
>>37838000/a/ cried about vtubers not being anime but this year we have Nene and Jahy ED to fight back.
Towadust...
Twappi sounds cool in this song, so I don't like it.
>>37838007*posts Fauna and Mumei fellating each other*Now what JPcel? Now what?
Twap...
towa sounds like a man
>your oshi>can you reply in time
>>37838024Don't forget Hololive Manga chapter 0.
I don't like Christmas.
>>37838048Twap...
I don't like Towa.
Atishi-senpai...
>>37838042GuraYes
I have no opinion on Towa.
twop