/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In before, during, or after "TPoBCI", depending on the speed of my Internet connection.

Yeah, I'll never just walk into the kitchen ;_;

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Impregnated slut?

>>3781662
fuck you

Muv Luv Alternative translation...

You will never....

I've felt a baby kick through a woman before. Its less enjoyable and more creepy.

>Pregnant woman
>Enjoyable

You have an odd definition of "enjoyable".

>>3781704
Pussy.

>>3781703
You'll never be a humanoid frog casting his eyes downwards and frowning.

>>3781719
;_;

>>3781711
what its weird. Gave me the chills man. Thing seemed angry.

I'm not sure what you're implying OP.

Are you implying we'll never be pregnant? That we will never experience the joy of creating a new life with a woman? That we'll never rub a pregnant woman's belly?

>>3781708
I enjoyed my wife quite a bit when she was pregnant.

>>3781771
We will never be a a little sister rubbing her big sister's pregnant belly after her brother impregnated her.

Imagine getting a stillborn baby.

You have a corpse. Inside of you. And you have to push it out through your genitals.

>>3781806
Oh god now I'm hungry.

>>3781806
Actually sometimes you just don't push it out. And it's too large for the body to dissolve off. It just stays there. And calcifies until you have a baby made of rock in you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion

Now that I think about... I know no macroparasites that inhabit the womb, save the odd lost guinea worm or tapeworm. I ought to look up.

Seeing Megumi Hayashibara back when she was popular...

>>3781857

.........

>>3781857
I recently read about sealions suffering from lung worms. If they don't get treated, they will literally suffocate in worms.

Life can be pretty sick.

>>3781806
>>3781857
Human reproduction is incredibly frightening.

>>3781906
Rat lungworms do infect humans. They can't go to lungs though, they usually hit the CNS or the eyes, causing blindless or eosiniphilic meningitis (which is quite fatal. ) You can even see the larval worms crawling in the back of the eyes, or so says Wikipedia.

And judging from the genus name Angiostrongylus, they may be able to beat Sonic Gokuverine.

>>3781919
Everything reproduces.

Even WE reproduce. Check it out, your body is constantly producing new cells, skin cells, brain cells, blood cells, hell even your bones grow.

Cell division IS a form of reproduction. We just arn't creating a new organism, a new human, with it. That's what women do.

>>3781950

Oh god....now I'm always gonna be paranoid whenever I rub my eyes a worm is going to come out. I remember when my friend ate some bargain sushi he got worms in his system. One day he got really bad nausea and just threw up a shitload of worms. The next 20 min was spent listening to him screaming in terror as he pulls worms out of his throat.

>>3781979
I'll never stop deriving sick pleasure from posting Loa loa.

>>3781979

FFFFFFFF

>>3781979
>>3781985
Thanks guys. I was just about to eat dinner before one of my classes. Now I won't be able to.

>>3781979
That's most probably Anisakis. Not really bad fellows, you just vomit or shit them. Ascarids can decide to crawl up of your mouth (and are much larger - about half a meter for the largest), and clog up the digestive system with an entangled ball of up to 400 worms.

I don't know of the authencity of this picture, but it looks like Ascaris alright.

>>3782031

This is why we must win the war against mother nature...

University Base destroyed by mind worms

>>3781979
Dear God... That's fucking horrific.

Dear GOD. Internal parasites have to be my number one fear.

Reminds me of a pinworm thread /v/ had a while back.

>>3782031
Worms must be made extinct.

Moe~

>>3781979
You should NEVER eat dodgy fish food. EVER.

That and raw chicken, unless being served in a high-quality establishment.

Instead of posting some ten worms I particularly like, I might as well mention a small Ren'py game I did about them. Behold, original content (do not steal)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RFEBSLVO

Pictured is a really big ball of tapeworms, obviously.

This thread is the scariest thing I've read on /jp/...

>>3782031
thanks, faggot. I was eating spagethi.

>>3782125

>>3782139
somehow i knew this answer would follow...

On the contrary, OP. My brother fucked me and I experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside and now I'm pregnant with my sister feeling my stomach.

OH GOD I FEEL THEM IN MY HEAD

>>3782089

Pinworms are nasty fuckers.

>>3782514
Whipworms are worse. While beneficial in low numbers since they keep the immune system stimulated, they do dig in and out of your intestines and in especially bad cases they can make a part of your guts fall out of your ass.

>>3782540
Which, incidentally, makes it look like you have a second penis coming out of your ass. That or a rather meaty spina bifida sac.

>>3782540

>they can make a part of your guts fall out of your ass.

Urggh

>>3782569
Now in color!

Oh boy nothing like sitting down, enjoying breakfast while reading another worms thread.

>>3782545

Why do things like this exist?

I was about to sit down with a meal of some ramen but...fuck you guys

>>3782628

Because nature is awesome like that.

I don't think I'll be eating anything for a while.

Why is /jp/ always have knowledge on parasites and entomology?

>>3782667
does
sorry about my english

>>3782671
To be honest your grammar was still better than the average /jp/er's.

>>3782671
We're parasites ourselves.

Thank you guys. I had a family bbq last week and I had some rare meat. If you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna head over to one of those Chinese supermarkets and buy those herbs that is supposed to flush your system of parasites.

>>3782690
;_;

>>3782697
I'm pretty sure there's a better chance of you getting worms from those herbs.

A worm crawled up my arm and rested on my neck. When he whispered into my ear I felt a tingle. He told me how to make a weapon that would help us against our enemies. And here is the thing: it's made of worms. It even fires worms. But it stings like you wouldn't believe.

>>3782697
Which herbs? I've seen quite a few potentially dangerous ones being marketed. Pennyroyal, lavender/tea tree oils or everlasting, for example.

This is why I never eat japanese.

>>3782730

Dunno. But according to my parents they used to down that shit like crazy when they get worms or something back in China. They are still here so I'm assuming it works great.

I will never eat sushi again. I will also never eat anything cooked anything below well done.

>>3782697

>>3782763
Honestly it isn't anything dangerous. The chances to get those are pretty low, and the really bad ones live in Africa/are close to extinction. Which I feel bad about, because I really like guinea worms. Maybe I should run some "Save the Guinea Worms! " campaign like PETA.

I like how this thread was average shit, until >>3781857 came along and told us of parasites. Isn't it beautiful /jp/?