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nanjo semen

Previous thread got archived pretty fast all of a sudden.

>>37775482
What is this odd creature?

>>>37775416
>previous one? which one?

>>37775658
prolly one of the best higurashi fanfic I've read if you don't mind the ntr-esque aspect and some elements

>>37775482
Bernkastel looks like THAT?

>>37775482
S0PKA

>>37775482

early Rosa

>>37775783
Happy Rosa

>>37775783
>early
wdym 'early rosa'

>>37775508
Because OP bumped threads up from below the old thread, then waited until the old thread was the last thread in the catalog, then bumped it off the catalog himself with a new thread

>>37775868
No, I didn't. I just saw the thread was dead and made a new one. Maybe someone else was bumping threads for some reason but it wasn't me.

I am too low IQ to understand Hinamizawa syndrome

>>37776187
it's just schizophrenia

>>37776187
think Silent Hill 2

>>37776228
Wut

and a meeper for your troubles

>>37776432
nopan

>>37776187
it's a feedback loop of paranoia basically

I love these milk jugs
This is what I live for

Would you marry rorienje and cuddle with her until she's old enough to take it up the butt?

>>37776561
no because she grows into cownj

>>37775841

>>37776628
Masturbation releases hormones and makes the girl's tits grow bigger during puberty. This is why Chloe is a titcow.

If you marry rorienje, she won't grow up bullied, angsty and addicted to masturbation. Child-married 18yo Ange would have middle sized tits and zero tulpas.

>>37776561
>ywn marry a cute platelet girl and eat her sweaty rori ass every night until she's of child-bearing age and can take your seed in her hairy cuncun
Why live?

>>37776629
Is that Maria's arse?

>>37776756
No

>>37775482
Why does Chloe have such a mysterious stare? Does she think she's important or cool in any way? She's got an asshole, lmao. How pathetic. No dignity whatsoever.

Post the Tegakifemanon Chloe image

If you go to the pool with Maria, that means her arse is contact with the water which is in contact with your dick.

In fact, going to the pool with any cuterori means that you are swimming in a mixture of 99% water and chlorine and 0,01% rori sweat. The very essence of her humanity! Her sweat!

I have never been to a swimming pool.

>>37776800
I could swim when I was a child but now that I'm older I can't

>>37775903
My lying sensors are going off, I can also sense he made this thread just to keep the charm in.

>>37776791
If you go to the pool with BIG Maria, that means you are swimming in a mixture of 20% water and chlorine and 80% rori sweat.

>>37775868
Typical Charmigger behavior

I want to swim inside BIG Rosa's hagsweat

>>37776869
Can you even begin to imagine swimming in a pool of nothing but rori sweat?

post some BIG

>>37776867
Stop pretending to be schizophrenic and take off the veil of irony for once in your life.

>>37776887
I have a very special BIG Meeper but I can't post it.

>>37776881
It's possible with a small enough anon

Denounce your humanity. Become something else, free of the struggles that tear flesh from bone. This is a place for us. This is a place for you.

>>37776561
She's 6, Unless you're unironically a pedophile changing no sane man would ever date a 6-year-old. The cutoff line like is like 14 after that it's okay

>>37776896
I am going to renounce my humanity on the 19th day of January. By dying.

>>37776887

>>37776800
I could swim, but it's been nearly 20 years since I last swam.

>>37776288
My angel.

>, Unless

>>37776887
What if I post ˢᵐᵃˡˡ instead?

Why did a stub suddenly appear? I'm not clicking it.

>>37776800
Not to brag but I was pretty good at swimming back in High school. I was never good at diving tho, Ended up getting a bunch of welts.

>>37776887
You asked for it.

>>37776922
I cannot unsee this stupid face

>>37776887
Ah I see the e*ros are still up, Thankfully I will be leaving soon.

>>37776929

>>37776907
this is surreal and I love it

when the sperg cries about it

Tegakianon... please draw planet-sized Rosa

>>37776889
I can see it. You recoiling in nothing but pure horror as I stated the pure and righteous truth. It's over anon.

>>37776938

>>37776913
Not funny also who are you quoting btw

>>37776907
Even as someone with this fetish this is horrifying, I am terrified anon.

>>37776950

>>37776960
Why? Don't you want to be the lucky man covering one of her nipples?

>>37776962
There, all done. I ahve an image set of Satoko shrinking down Rina and Teppei, but it's a bit horrifying, so I won't post it here, along with the special BIG Meeper picture I have that I can't post anywhere.

>>37776945
More like when I beat you to a bloody pulp... I'm warning you, you DON"T want to see me pissed off...so stop ffs...

>>37776962
This one is good actually. I wouldn't mind dying like that right now.

>>37776986
Me too. Let's do it.

>>37776962
thank you I was looking for this

Someone make a /trash/ thread, This place was so much better when you "people" stayed in the garbage can

>, This

>>37776962
Powerful image.

>>37777005
I already posted all the WTC size related images I've saved. I will stop talking about my fetish now.

>>37776975
I also have the usual giant Rena pictures I am sure most of the thread has seen multiple times by now, of course. I forgot about them.

>>37777016
Thank you anon. You are a good man.

>>37777027
Already seen those, draw new material

I used lucid dreaming to fuck Bernkastel who had EIGHT TITTIES

>>37776903
If that's what you must do to gain your independence. I support you, brother.

>>37776903
That's when I get my license :)

Stop posting the femoid's shitty art. I can't masturbate to this.

>>37777043
fuck Bernkastel having witches sucking on her 8 (EIGHT) TITTIES

>>37777065
His Chole one was pretty good. Coomer shit but still

>>37777036
I can't draw. Maybe I will write something.

>>37777043
>>37777067
KEKE! WAIT! You're telling me...that Bernkastal...has EIGHT BOOBIES XD VRUH! That's so funny! How did y'all come up with that original and funny joke btw? I work for JP_takes and I plan on makeing this one of his newest tweets!

Guys I look so damn swag in my suit

Post tegaki (1)

>>37777115
That's pretty funny

>>37777098
yes
you're correct
Bernkastel has eight boobies to suck on

>>37777130
is she gathering energy on her head

>>37777142
that's a halo

>>37777148
Ah, St. Bernkastel.

>>37777084
Writings are just as valuable as drawings. Don't forget to take it easy

>>37777151
Confess

FUCK Bernkastel

>>37777159
I hate humans

>>37777160

>>37777160
God I wish

Ryukishi here, phase 2 announcement tonight

This is the ideal Bernkastel

>>37777136
He had a knack for drawing CUTE Dlanors

Alright I'm outta here will be back at normal time. Have a good thread /07/! :)

>>37777183

>>37777205
Why was "poggers" a thing?

>>37777205
Why is Erika so surprised by 1.0MB?

>>37777214
pogman had racy opinions so poggers good

>>37777236
I don't know who pogman is.

Canon

Sorry I meant to upload this

>>37777159
All my life I've been a huge poser with my entire personality built upon that attitude. I'm the kind of guy who no one likes having around.

how does she keep the tail in

>Ange x Mammon
Both sides clearly enjoying it
>Ange x Satoko
Ange is NOT enjoying it

[blue]Tegakifemanon, who is a lesbian, wants a gf like Mammon, rather than one like Satoko.[/blue]

>>37777214

>>37777279
That looked like a smegma sprinkled head

>>37777268
the same way Rika does

>>37777268
none of your damn business

>>37777277
what about
>Ange x EVA
>Ange x MARIA?

>>37777303
POV: Small anon is about to get taken home

>>37777307
Not EVA. But I don't know about Maria. Might request it next time.

>Red Rena
>Blue Rena
>Green Rena

>>37777303

thighs

>>37776898
The cut-off age is 10, fag.

>>37777312
Sonozaki Rena

>>37777326
too late, Rena. he's mine

>>37776898
I wouldn't realistically date one, but they are cute enough to wish I could lick their pits.

>>37776929
The typos make it look more realistic because 11yo rories type exactly like that when autocorrect isn't there to save their sorry asses from the humiliation.

By now atleast half of all WTC size content must've been made in these threads.
Very productive

>>37777382
Rika's enviable ability to sqeeze bum cheeks for extended periods of time!
I hate having this fetish

>>37777043
Bern is only a lesbian because male cats have barbed dicks.

>>37777160
Combing Bern's hair after having pumped her full of cum!

The musky crevice between Satoko's arse cheeks!

Looper Rena with all the Renas memories being forced to solve Umineko.

Naked girls look pathetic with their asses exposed for everyone to see. They look vulnerable, as their buttholes are right there, completely out in the open, only hidden away in the shadow between her closed butt cheeks! It's the ultimate state of vulnerability, not a single piece of fabric keeping the sodomizers at bay!

>>37777420
this is why men are superior, as i'm naturally covered even without clothes

>>37777425
not for long~

>>37777132
Imagine Rena eating out her JS self.

>>37777447

>>37777420
>Naked girls look pathetic with their asses exposed for everyone to see
See /artworks/94003929 and tell me how long it took you to change your mind

>>37777465
absolutely pathetic of an alien admin to be presented like that

Arses are only popular because it's the only part of a rori that is still meaty and sexy despite their underdeveloped bodies.

>>37777447
>implying JS Rena isn't already a pervert who is into older girls and wants to play with JC Rena's bush

>>37777496
did you see that shit eating grin? only seasoned breeding machines are capable of displaying it. she clearly enjoys exposing herself. there's nothing pathetic about her. >>36423691 is what pathetic.

>>37777510
That's because butt cracks are God's mark of shame carved into the DNA of Adam and Eve with the onigari no ryou.

This the only explanation for lolis having round bubble butts and lewd butt cheeks despite completely lacking tits. It's a HUMAN feature, not a sexual feature. It's part of their punishment and their shame, so they already have plump butts while their cunny is barren and their chest is flat.

Junk

DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>37777579
Day sue?

I have never seen Rozen Maiden and I probably never will

How is it even possible that something as disgusting as an ARSE is tolerable or even appealing when it's Maria's?

>>37777608
Shit show with okay soundtrack.

>>37777628
>naked but with headwear
my weakness

>>37777628
>tfw Maria is so autistic and honest that she'd literally obey without questioning if an abusive female teacher told her to stand naked facing the wall for bringing out toys during class
>she'd literally strip in front of every classmate and do it while choking on sad tears, not even considering that she could refuse because she's an autistic fuck and too earnest for her own good

>>37777628
it's thousand years too early for Maria to consider herself a witch. she has no feminine charm yet

>>37777662
Wow

>>37777628
Maria's most vulnerable spot! Her butt crack! Her anus! The most sensitive part of her human body, not counting her female-exclusive unmentionables! The place where all her shame resides! The sweatiest place in her cute little body! It probably feels cold now that it's exposed to the outside air! Maria's defenseless butthole!

>>37777628
Did the bullies do this to her? Imagine someone as autistic as Maria facing the cruel a fuck Higanbana bullies. Jesus.

>>37777706
I don't see how you took that from that image.

>>37777608
I watched it with my sister
Weird show but Umineko reminded me of it at first

>>37777725
>>I watched it with my sister
She single?

>>37777730
Yes, for many reasons

>>37777735
Does she post here?

yes I do

>>37777733
The face MARIA makes when she sees small (you)

>>37777739
No, she doesn't know what this website is

>>37777706
Imagine bullies sticking 100 yen coins in her super cute rori butt crack like it's a piggy bank and yelling "ewwww" as they pretend the coins are now super dirty in order to damage Maria's dignity and self-esteem!

>>37777747
Lame
I only like 4channer girls like Tegakifemanon.

>>37777745

Irrumatoko

>>37777777 is goingt o be shit

>>37777733
An arse-haver has no right to smile this smugly. She may want to be a witch, but she's still a human being with a physical body. This is why Beato told her to clean her body thoroughly and brush her teeth every night as soon as she accepted her as an apprentice. It's a way to simulate being a non-corporeal real witch while still having a body. By cleaning her objectively dirty human body and reducing the shame it brings to her very existence, she's learning what it feels like to be a witch, a being who isn't attached to a specific physical form and isn't forced to have an arse unless she wants to.

>>37777782
The Glorious Witch of Clairvoyance

You're a kid now, you're a witch now

You're a kid, you're a witch, you're a kid nooooow

>>37777782
Glorious Witch of Accurate Statements

I want a witch to turn me into a kid

>>37777823
This is actually a major fetish for me.

>>37777835
Yes, but have you lucid dreamed about it? If not then you're not on my level.

>>37777767
Why did she do it

>>37777628
Because arses and less offensive bodily fluids such as sweat are only disgusting if you want nothing to do with that person. If it's a cute girl you are attracted to, there's nothing objectively disgusting about her sweat, her pits or her ass. All those things are only gross because they force you to taste and smell the human essence of that person. If it's a cute girl, you actually want to partake in the smell of her human body's essence.

>>37777835
Same. That'd be an easy way to bargain myself some extra several decades of lifespan to live.

>>37777847
This makes sense... Maria is cute, so why should I be disgusted by her smelly feet or her sweaty armpits? Only a loli classmate of hers would find the idea of licking her feet gross, because she's no lesbian. The sweaty ass or feet of a rori are not objectively gross, it depends on whether you are attracted to her or are a huge faggot. I want to immerse myself in Maria's faintly sweet body odor and know everything about her cute little self, including the most shameful bits like what her feet smell and taste like. Maria's humanity is something I desire to know more about, so being exposed to her sweat is actually a pleasurable experience.

I'd rather have a witch turn me into a girl. It's the ultimate humiliation for me as a boy. Even better if said witch whips out a cock and makes me a mother.

>>37777847
>>37777905
>he would dive face-first into Maria's ass crack
Isn't that degenerate regardless of how much you like her? Surely she doesn't want anyone, much less a boy she likes, knowing what her musky butt crack smells like after a long day of playing. It fills her with shame and makes her self-conscious.

I doubt you love JS Satoko so much that you'd drink a whole glass she's spat in over and over until it's filled to the brim with her saliva.

You wouldn't do it. And yet, you'd gladly kiss Satoko's mouth for hours on end. It makes no sense.

Maria's shitter, the most shameful part of her body!

The part where Maria's back loses its noble name.

If human girls' asses aren't completely ridiculous and worthy of humiliation, how come HUMAN CULTURE in general finds fart jokes and butts funny? Butts are inherently funny-looking, and their functions are conceptually hilarious as well. It robs stuck up people of their pride.

Therefore, humilianon was correct about arses being pathetic and human girls being humiliated by their own bodies, unworthy of having any dignity. Walking laughingstocks.

Satoko goatse.

satogoatse

Why the unbirth thing, though?
I could understand if EVA said she would breastfeed Jooji, that'd really seem humiliating for a grown ass male if done by his own mother

>>37777991
It's hot

>>37777994
So is breastfeeding

>>37777996
But unbirth is even more extreme, befitting a witch to speak of.

Higurashi but every time Rika meeps she mentally regresses.

>>37778001
Ah, true that. It also involves shrinking, after all.

Anal is disgusting.

>>37778006
I agree, but am unable to make such grand statements myself out of fear of being bullied by this ass-obsessed general.

>>37777991
That picture is canon. 17yo George was jealous of his 12yo cousin and wanted to cuck him by seducing his 10yo maid gf.

>>37778003
That's just normal Rika

>>37778006
There's nothing disgusting about Maria's ass. Her prolapsed anus after I'm done with her however...

>>37778003
> every time Rika meeps she mentally regresses.
Just how many times she had already meepd' before the series started?

>>37778023
I never realized that George was about to finish high school and enter college when he was manipulating a 5th grade girl into forgetting about Battler and hiding the letters.

Reminder that George (17) felt threatened by Battler (12). That George (17) was lusting over Shannon (12). That the bitter George ate Battler's letter to Shannon so he could have his chance. That even after years of courting Shannon she immediately ditched him once Battler came back. That Shannon was only desperate enough to as much as look in George's direction because she felt abandoned by Battler and she needed someone to fill that hole (and I mean anyone lol). That George (23) still is jealous of his 12 year old cousin that he hasn't seen in 6 years. That he is a canonical fat, incel manlet. That while Battler was out there slaying pussy through the entirety of High School George was an incel sitting in his room masturbating. His only chance at marriage was to a woman who his mother paid to marry him (who was forced to do so for the sake of her family).

>Rika never laughs even once in the entire series
>the nipah is a substitute for laughter because she's dead inside and can't bother faking it

>>37778052
Shannon was never 12 at that time. She was 10 officially and 13 in reality. She's one year older than Battler but Genji lowered her age by three in the records.

>>37778063
but jooji didn't know she was 13

>>37778053
She laughs in her jaded bitch mode, and probably at Akasaka in Himatsubushi.

>>37778003
Excessive meeping really did take toll on her mental capabilities

>>37778053
I'd love to see a voiced version of Higurashi where Rika sounds like in the original onikakushi drama cd all the way through.

https://youtu.be/o4G7BpS2Gms?t=521

>>37778052
Ryuukishi did a good job with George. He really understands human psychology. I myself got into cunny from an early age because being a Jooji-tier nerd I missed out on having a cute 11yo rori gf and kept fantasizing about it well into my teens and 20s. That's exactly what happened to Jooji. He's still jealous of kid Battler six years later because the motherfucker was a natural chad and experienced young love while Jooji missed out on it.

Imagine being fucking loser incel Jooji, no friends, no gf, bullied and humiliated, treated like a telephone pole, having to study hard every day despite all that in order to enter university and eventually become a fucking businessman preoccupied with adult matters while your heart still longs for your 6th grade loli crush.

Then you go to Rokkenjima for a family reunion and your normie chad (and probable class bully) 12yo cousin is living the dream thanks to his natural charisma. Not only is he still young and has plenty of time to have fun, he is also popular with the lolis at school and is seducing the 10yo maid right in front of you. Who wouldn't be jealous of the little fucker?

>>37778122
Ascended Sorcerer George would take the humiliationpill and ravage Maria in the gameboards. If only he had solved the epitaph instead of Batora.

>>37778093
I love this smug dumb looper

>>37778147
He is too fat to do anything except fail

I wish Rosa was my biological mother so having sex with her would be the pinnacle of taboo

>tfw your are into cheeky, sassy preteen roris with budding tits but your loli cousin is a still flat-chested 9yo weirdo with actual autism and some fucked up personality disorder caused by her abusive mom
I don't think George would be into Maria. She isn't sassy or normie enough to make you want to sodomize her ass and wipe that cheeky smile off her face.

>>37778122
This post made me want to kill myself. Having a girlfriend at my age will never fill the void or feel the same as experiencing clumsy young love as described in EP5. God.

>>>/v/581972558

>>37778205
Stop being such a pussy

>>37778205
Just take the arsepill and realize that any potential cunny gfs you missed out on as a kid had disgusting shitting assholes that looked the same as goatse on the inside. Although I realize that this has more to do with personal fulfillment and the recurrent feeling of having missed out on it, rather than any sexual gratification. So eliminating the sex appeal by bringing up loli goatse assholes may not help you that much anyway.

Oh it's that time where jealous incels make insulting posts about George again.
He could beat up everyone ITT with ease and the only girls who canonically disliked him where angsty losers like Ange.

>>37778222
>goatse assholes
Uh wouldn't it be better to fuck the vagina instead of the place where poo poo comes from

>>37778223
Please back up this absurd statement with evidence

Ushiromiya Ange

Humiliatiya Angste

Humanconditia Arse

Oshirimiya Assge

>>37778249
The VN. Read it.

She's cuter than satoggo

>>37778192
is this real?

>>37778258
Embarrassing. Just say you don’t have any next time.

>>37778093

>>37778253
>>37778268
Cutest girls in Ciconia along with Gunhild.

>>37778268
She's black, so that's wrong

Is George the most pathetic Ryukishi character?

*Yawn*
It sure is boring around here. When will Tegakianon post?

>>37778287
She's probably into slavery roleplay and fantasizes about being a 13th century princess whose country is invaded and she's made a public example and dragged naked all over town before her humiliating execution by impalement for the crime of being the daughter of the king!

>>37778268
Canon

>>37778192
Things like this remind me of my aunt, too bad she wasn't that good looking

>>37778287
Blacks in anime style are cute. And behavior-wise she's not gonna be anything like an african-american subhuman. She's educated royalty and has nothing to do with American degeneracy in the first place.

Who hurt mii-chan?

>>37778223
Ange neve says she doesn’t like him. She makes a totally different comment. Why are you so stupid, holy shit.

I can't imagine Lilja having something as mature as a HAIRY PUSSY, because she acts like a fucking teenage brat on drugs. And yet, she canonically does! She's physically able to grow a bush!

>>37778337
She called him a creepy nice guy virgin trying too hard. Those are her words.

>>37778353
Amazing. So did she say she didn’t like him?
No. She didn’t say that. That comment is about something else and not whether Ange liked him or not.
It is not possible to say she didn’t like him from that comment.

>>37777630
classic

>>37778271
No idea, I haven't read the manga

Lambdadelta
shotafication

the arrows point at where you should caress a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGo8pIUqlg8
It's a repost but you can download
Purgatory of the Golden Witch now.
https://uminetta.itch.io/purgatory-of-the-golden-witch

>>37778484
I can't take anything involving Virgilius seriously. Sorry.

>>37778501
Ok

What was Natsuhi thinking?

Which WTC has the biggest futa cock?

>>37778416
The word creepy doesn't describe an inherent quality of the person, especially when used by a female. A guy is creepy in the eyes of a female if she doesn't like him. The same quality that gives off creepiness would be considered attractive if she liked him.

Therefore, she doesn't like him. That's why she used the word creepy.

>>37778785
Ange never says she dislikes George.

>>37778809
You aren't very socially intelligent, are you?

>>37778837
You use the word female as a noun to describe human beings.

>>37778320
Keiichi gonna revenge his wife Mion.

>>37778837
She is not making a statement that she dislikes George. You are reading it wrong.
'socially intelligent' sounds like some shit you are trying to make up to say there is some cue or inference in that conversation with Featherine to say she dislikes George. There isn't.

>>37778837
>socially intelligent
I can't cringe much harder.

>>37778856
Ange would rather be called a female than a human being. "Human" implies generic homo sapiens creature of unspecified gender sporting a shitting ass, while "female" takes into account her womanly charms and the fact that she's cute. It's less degrading of a term.

>>37778866
So if I called you a stinky, creepy waste of space who should just die in the streets like the garbage he is, you wouldn't be able to infer from that how I might feel about you because I didn't directly state whether I like or dislike you? Sounds like a case of lacking social awareness to me.

Higurashi but Satoko has to study every time Eua smiles.

>That scene in Spirited Away where Chihiro first enters the bathhouse and the spirits working there complain about her smelly human body that offends their senses because they are creatures of pure spirit so even the faint sweaty scent of a rori is super stinky to them
Lewd! She was humiliated and shamed for her human condition! She felt ashamed of being human for the first time in her 10 years of life! Even though she was a carefree cuterori without any feelings of self-consciousness!

>>37778922
Higurashi but I bust a massive load every time Eua smiles

>>37778006
You are absolutely right

Shion may have kidnapped and murdered Satoko and blamed her for Satoshi's disappearance, but she didn't say "I dislike/hate you, Satoko" so I don't know how she feels about Satoko at all. I'm a bit autistic and can't grasp social interaction well so I didn't understand that scene. Why did Shion kill Satoko when she doesn't hate/dislike her?

Higurashi but Satoko gets beaten with a chair every time she toggles on her meme eyes.

>>37778809
>young Ange says mean things to Maria
>when older she respects Maria
Ange has an interesting develepement. If a woman wants a small (sexual) adventure they prefer "bad boys". If a woman wants to form a long living relationship she seek out a partner who really tries "faire la cour à quelqu'un".
Ange isn't interested in making babies because she is afraid becoming like an "evil witch" mother.

>>37778899
No, you are just being a shit at this point. fuck off.

Lots of you said Featherine was R07's self-insert, but I don't agree on that
07 had been writing the script up until the moment Featherine decided to hijack it and wreck Lambda. That's the point of an absurdly powerful meta-character

>>37778933
She still has a physical human body during the film and doesn't stink up the room anymore, so it's implied that eating the spiritual food at the bathhouse made her body clean and purified it. Before coming there, she was a normal kid eating and drinking processed food, sweets, sugary drinks, meat full of hormones, fluorized water, ketchup, and all kinds of human-produced garbage that you can't escape from no matter how healthy you try to eat. Even corn is corrupted and genetically modified. This is why human meat tastes terrible, humans are eating fucking unnatural garbage most of the time.

She only ate fully natural food in the spirit world. Even the meat was from pigs fed with things taken from nature. So her body was purified and she didn't exude poisonous additives and gmo from her pores anymore. She didn't stink anymore. She was able to fit in with the spirits despite being a mere human. Someone who would taste delicious if you were to roast and eat her flesh.

>>37779030
How so? I never insulted you in any way yet you keep failing to answer my question.

>>37778979
She crucified Satoko because Satoko = Blueyao = Miyao = The antichrist in revelations

>>37779033
Ryukishi himself said that Featherine was him

Was Jesus God's self-insert Gary Stu humansona?

>>37779069
When did he say that?

>>37779033
Ryukishi actually commented that Featherine is not his self-insert character.

If I were to make a story with meta elements, I would depict myself as a girl with obscenely large breasts

>>37779075
In an interview where he said it was embarrassing writing himself as an op god

>>37779069
>>37779081
duality of man

>>37779091
what interview?

do something, /07/th

The Tohya/Ikuko writing duo is a hint to Ryuukishi's real self.

The man in the photos is not Ryuukishi, it's a dude posing as him. The real Ryuukishi is a woman, which is why he's able to write female characters so well and tends to ignore he males. He literally said that Umineko could only be understood by females, therefore he has to be female himself.

Tohya did the same thing, posing as the real author and signing books while Ikuko pretended to be an assistant, keeping her identity a secret and making everyone think the author is a dude.

Poster below gets turned into a shota and raped by Lambda

>>37779069
>>37779081
Which one is it?
>>37779091
Anyway, as soon as the story has been finished, the author is revoked of their rights to retroactively influence the story and their new statements on that matter hold no credibility whatsoever.

>>37779033
Ryu is a schizo and his other personality took over and rewrote his plot by having Featherine kill Lambda. This is why he always writes about schizos.

I'm bored. Tell me what to draw.

>>37779138
Cope of the reader.

>>37779151
Rosa

>>37779151
Satoko chasing Koshka

>>37779151
Rika showing her cool new OC "Erika Furudo" to the club

>>37779138
apparently ikuko is based on a person ryukishi knew

>>37776964
YES
YES
UES

Can someone actually continue the role of Tegakianon? These (You)baiters are annoying.

>>37779168
Seconding

>>37779074
God himself is a schizo. The trinity represents three people: God the father, God the son and God the holy spirit. The father is the creator, whose perfection makes him frustrated with the imperfect humans and this is why he gives them such terrible punishments in the old testament. He cannot relate to them, being perfect himself, and cannot make humans perfect either because only God can be perfect, creation is by definition imperfect. Jesus is God's humansona, trying to live as a man and understand them by imposing such limitations on himself, which causes him to relate to imperfect humans at long last and be more forgiving of their fuck-ups and sins. The holy spirit represents the fact that God dwells in everything and is everywhere, in every little atom in the universe, in every human heart. These three dudes are all ONE schizo god and exist at the same time as each other, it's like a kaleidoscope that shows different forms from each angle but is still one. God is one with different simultaneous forms depending on how he presents himself, not a whole unity split in three incomplete fragments. Each form of God is fully complete and you are looking at the same being no matter which one you look at.

God belongs in a mental institution.

>>37779151
It would be funny if Naima's first hentai pic ever is a goatse.

>>37779230
God is already in every mental institution on Earth. In every one and every single room. He's the schizo of schizos.

Christian Bern...

Imagine a fragment where Keiichi is locked up in a mental institution for shooting the roris and meets self-harming not-allowed-razors hairy pussy 13yo Rena there.

The nuns are my favorite ciconias.

Sex with Leah

God is so pure that He cannot come down to Earth because his brightness would incinerate every single one of us sinners in an instant. This is why he has to rely on prophets and cannot show himself.

Is this what God looks like?

Imagine a fragment where Keiichi is locked up in a chastity cage by the club girls who all alternatingly have sex with Satoshi, Kameda, the village elders and the Angel Mort otakus in front of him.

>>37779294
Also, the Bible says that those creepy-looking biblically accurate angels can fly anyway without wings, as they have no physical bodies. The wings are only used for covering their multiple rows of eyes so they can stand before God and praise His name for eternity without being blinded by His glory and dying. They cannot look at God directly either, He is too bright.

>>37778979
Shion canonically thinks Satoko is a kusogaki.

>>37779342
She didn't say that she dislikes Satoko tho.

>>37779342
Satoko a snot-nosed brat! A lil' kid! A precocious preteen lewdite! An ill-mannered child! An incomplete human being with an undeveloped brain!

And despite her lack of womanly charms, mental maturity and morality, virtues only reserved for adults, she still has every possible human flaw anyway. She's got an asshole! She's selfish! She can have a bad temper! She can be tempted by every sin under the sun because she's just human!

>>37779367
Just say you like men

Damn, imagine being a loli and having an asshole. I'd kill myself in a heartbeat.

Learn to draw
Draw porn of Ciconia character
Since she previously lacked porn, I am personally responsible for people jerking off to her

I want to have that girl on youtube that does Satoko voices pretty well to record really nasty things

>>37779349
She outright said that she hated Satoko the most out of everyone.

Shion was wrong, but she was a good breast feeding nee nee afterwards so it's fine.

Damn. I want to be breastfed. Lambdadelta-sama please grant my wish. But you can't because you're too flat. How unfortunate.

>>37779437
Why couldn't she just grant herself giant milky boobs?

Day 155 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>37779437
I really hope Lambdadelta doesn't know having Rosa breastfeed me is my biggest nightmare

>>37779349
It probably started as some mild jealousy/resentment over Satoko being a burden to Satoshi, until Shion got more deranged in Meakashi fragments and her HS worsened. in those worlds she blamed Satoko above all for Satoshi's disappearance as well as her her own family, and that they may have had a hand in his disappearance.

I assume in worlds where Shion doesn't go crazy and avoids her mistakes, she initially resents Satoko in 1982 but comes to care for her quite a lot after Satoshi disappears.

>>37779723
I have this feeling that I would really, really like to feel bad for Satoko in certain circumstances, but I just can't knowing what she did to her former friends in Higurashi Gou.
Her backstory and future in St Lucia are tragic, no question, but I am physically incapable of sparing her any sympathy anymore. Is this perhaps how Shion has felt back there?

>>37779810
I don't think Shion truly felt sympathy for Satoko until the later worlds where she avoided those mistakes and basically became the Hojo siblings' biggest fan.
Well actually it was probably at the very end of Meakashi when she regrets everything and wishes things were done differently, even that "dream" about her taking care of Satoko as nee-nee.

I'd have to read Meakashi again to see how she felt about Satoko when first learning that Satoshi had a sister. I think even then she felt that Satoko partly brought it on herself, which is kinda true when it comes to fighting with her aunt.

>>37779810
Gou is literally fanfiction tier, get help

>>37779848
I'm pretty sure that Shion didn't originally dislike Satoko but started to despise her once she realized that Satoko was the reason for Satoshi's strain and why he had to quit the baseball team.
>>37779852
>official sequel is fanfiction
Get help.

>>37779913
If I remember right, Shion learned about Satoko through being interested in Satoshi, Mion probably told her when she kept asking questions about Satoshi. Doubt it took long to connect the dots, since Mion/Rena also knew that Satoshi was stressed as fuck from the situation.

Bernakastel won't go out of my head even if I hide an run way hhelp

>>37779913
>I'm pretty sure that Shion didn't originally dislike Satoko but started to despise her once she realized that Satoko was the reason for Satoshi's strain and why he had to quit the baseball team.
Nah, she didn't care for Satoko the moment she learned about her. Not outright hate, but she instantly seemed to see Satoko as a burden for Satoshi.

Behold, Beatrice. My favorite Higurashi character.

>>37779943
She can't get into your head if you have no head to get into.

>>37779948
I think Jooji is more badass.

>>37779189
I will find them, and try to get their hand in marriage.

>>37779273
Sorry ma'am, but I've seen too many scantily-clad large-breasted WTC girls, and now I have to rape you, please let god forgive me for my sins.

>>37779946
Shion has such sharp intuition, immediatly snuffing out Satoko's ulterior motives upon hearing of her situation.
How fast would higurashi have been solved if Rika just asked Shion for help once?

>>37779961
Jooji is an Umineko character

>>37779971
Shion wasn't really a potential ally until Minagoroshi, maybe it'd be different if Rika ever succeeded in helping with the 1982 Satoshi situation, but she probably just stopped trying eventually

>>37779848
I'm pretty sure she did begin to care during late Tatarigoroshi, or at least realized that ditching her entirely was the wrong thing to do with regards to Satoshi.

Niggers, I think I found the real life Featherine. I also got a date with them. I am gonna marry this woman.

>>37779989
I wish Shion had more of a role in Tatari, but I guess a lot of that had to wait for Meakashi.
I guess in world where she doesn't succumb to HS and doesn't become nee-nee she feels guilty about the whole situation.

>>37779987
>Shion wasn't really a potential ally until Minagoroshi
Why not? To Rika no one was a potential ally since she's a distrusting, hopelessly pessimistic meeper.
But if she ended up siding with Keiichi, she shouldn't be averse to do the same with Shion as well.

>>37779991
Are her titties bangin yo?

>>37780008
Shion mistrusted the 3 families, so it'd be hard to get her to trust Rika. I do wonder what would have happened if she outright told a pre-development Mion where Satoshi was though, but the narrative was kind of hiding Rika knew it all along until Matsuri.

>>37780008
I meant that Shion wasn't really around the gang too much before Minagoroshi, other than Wata/Meakashi where she's the one going crazy that time around.
She's kind of an honorary member of the gang in the last 2 chapters, but before that she's somewhat separated without doting on Satoko all the time.

Niggers, I think I found the real life Featherine. I also got a date with them. I am gonna marry that woman.

>>37777223
She pretends to be a sizequeen but then struggles to take an average dong. She is THAT kind of girl.

>>37780023
Rika doing anything sensible at all? Nah.
>>37780025
You're right, I forgot...

>>37780002
She probably didn't have much room to do anything other than work with Mion and the others on Keiichi's alibi and getting rid of the evidence.

She probably still cared more about how she wronged Satoshi by not heeding his last request than she actually cared about Satoko, but the whole situation was probably part of why she killed herself two months later, alongside the deaths of Mion in the GHD, and Kasai's mysterious death a little later on.

>>37779314
No, that's a parasitic alien.

>>37780077
I mean who knows, maybe she "committed suicide" at the hospital that tends to have deadly nurses.
Or she really did because almost everyone she ever knew fucking died, even Kasai who wasn't in the GHD.

>>37780012
dey be bussin my nigga!

>>37780114
It's not really that many people for Shion. She hates Oryou, and wasn't really close to the club, so the only victim she'd care about would be Mion.
Shion's parents live in Okinomiya and aren't listed amongst the victims, so they probably survived, and her own circle of friends are from Okinomiya too.

Obviously the whole village dying would still freak her out, but Mion and Kasai are really the only people who died that she'd care about, and we have no idea why Kasai even died there.

I was just tending to my own business last week, looking for gems on ebay when suddenly I stumbled across an original edition of Umineko no Naku Koro ni, so I bought.
When the package arived I could hardly contain my excitement, immediately opening it with my finest razor blades from my knife collection, and took out the case.
Strange thing was, the cover was the same as usual, showing an image of Battler and cousins smiling happily into the camera... but on closer inspection I realized that their eyesocks where empty and leaking bloody fluids!!
At first I thought my eyes were just playing a trick on me again, or that was the localised cover so I decided to let it go and boot up the game on my old PC-8001 which I used to play touhou on in my teenage days.
The beginning was fairly normal, I got to choose whether to start the game or not, but strangely their was no sound. So I cranked up the volume settings to max and was shocked to realize that the sound was there... but playing in ultra high frequency a normal human is unable to hear! Also instead of music, the sounds it played were satanistic chants, only played in reverse!!
I was slowly starting to feel uncomfortable with this game, but a buy is a buy and I wasn't going to let 60$ go to waste so I clicked "start" and began to read. ...Or so I thought, but the letters and symbols appearing on screen weren't of any human language I knew but instead the novel was fully translated in hebrew! Cold sweat dripping down my back, I clicked my way through the first chapter which didn't differ too much from when I first read the novel all these years ago when suddenly a slight detail got my attention. Even though I was playing an original version of Umineko no Naku Koro ni with hand drawn sprites, the figures and silhouttes were moving their mouths and eyes, irregularly blinking and smirking at me.
This was getting ridiculous! "A visual novel isn't supposed to do that" I thought and exited the game by using my old friend alt+f4, but it didn't work. "A bug perhaps?". I tried to unplug my PC, but the game still wouldn't close and instead now the characters on screen started to openly mock me! The text had changed from white ot red, and from hebrew to english and BEATRICE suddenly came forth WAY TOO EARLY to call me incompetent!
I now was openly huffing and sweating, too scared to even move away from the computer as hyperrealistic blood started gushing out of Beatrice's eyes and mouth as the scenery of the background CGs changed to an execution site I RECOGNIZED FROM ONE OF MY HIGHSCHOOL FIELD TRIPS as being THE AUSCHWITZ CONCENTRATION CAMP, and the blurry figures hanging by their necks in the background were ME and MY FAMILY!!!
I screamed and threw my PC across the room which immediately shattered its case and hardware, closing the game for good. That was last week and I haven't been able to get any rest since then despite burning both the game as well as my PC-8001 in the woods.

>>37780281
>>37780077
I heard Kasai died of ligma in the hospital.

>>37777260
Will happen in Mei

>>37780333
What's a hospital?

>>37777277
Ange likely share her brother's tastes, blonde with huge tits, Satoko fit

>>37780344
Ligma balls.

>>37780333
Kasai died from orbiting Akane for decades

>>37780002
>>37780077
>>37780114
>>37780281
Interesting, Ryukishi even said himself that Shion had a bigger role in the original Tatarigoroshi.

>>37780301
i just checked this ebay you spoke of and there's nothing, nothing exists
scary

Satoko x Sakutaro
Rika x Battler
Mion x Amakusa
Shion x Kanon
Keiichi x Rosa
Ooishi x Eva
Akasaka x Bernkastel
Irie x Lambda
Tomitake x Maria
Satoshi x Jessica
Chie x Gohda
Teppei x Gaap
Okonogi x Beatrice
Kasai x Virgilia
Hanyuu x Ange

>>37780613
I like Keiichi x Bernkastel myself

>>37780620
I don't like it, because I prefer Bernkaster x ME

>>37780625
That's even better, my friend

>>37780631
why is she smug

>>37780631
I don't care what people say about the playstation sprites, that one image is the best Rika image in existence.

Nipah nipah nopan nipaaaah~

>>37780646

>>37780636
You can't fault the smug Rikas, that's for sure.

Meeper meeps meep meepe meepy meep meepie meeps. Mii meep meeping meep meep meepard meep meep meeps meep Mii Niipah! meep meepey meep meeped meeps meep meep inmeepable meep meep meeps. Mii! meep meep meepy meepery, meep meeps’ meep meepency meep meep meeps meep meep meepment meep niiipah meep meep miii meeps, meep meep meep meepic miiiiii meep meep meeption meep inmeep.

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>d-meep meepst meep meeps meep meep meepough d-meep fucking useless Hanyuu.
"Mii!!"
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>>37780569
That's scary.

R07 has reclined.

>>37781196
in his chair

>>37781245
This is wrong, Mion and Shion are supposed to be using others as a seat, not be used.

>>37775482

>>37781344
thrown out after christmas

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/rhhcwo/steamed_hams_but_its_a_playable_episode_of

This is pretty funny

>>37776903
shut up depressed cunt

>>37781375
Thrown out after getting pumped.

>>37776903
Any particular reason why anon?

>>37781542
anon why are you trying to explain umineko gimmicks to a simpsons subreddit?

whoa... sperg has a reddit account...

Do NOT look up the name of Ikuko's cat

Ok I just beat the first higurashi game (onikakushi, great ending) and started the second one (watanagashi). So far I'm really confused, I assumed this chapter took place during onikakushi, but there's multiple details that are different between the chapters. What's up with that? Will it be explained later or did I miss something? No spoilers pls I'm only the third chapter
Another thing I'm confused about is the difficulty that's mentioned at the beginning of each chapter. The game is just a linear story? It's not like there's dialogue choices or anything right?

>>37783692
>and started the second one (watanagashi)
>No spoilers pls I'm only the third chapter
Your story isn't adding up, who are you really, huh? Spill it!

>>37783774
Ah shoot I meant the third chapter of the second chapter, the system is kind of confusing

>>37783692
Everything will be explained, so don't worry and try your best