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What if one day, you woke up as a tentacle monster? What will you do from now on?

>> No.3777364

Find a nice girl to marry. Settle down, raise a family.

Of tentacle-people.

>> No.3777368

Go to local Catholic elementary school. Rape girls.

>> No.3777369

Well first I have some irony to lay down on the editors of the cthulhu sex magazine.

>> No.3777386

Find the nearest game of Whack-a-Mole.

Win.

>> No.3777389

Get a local cult following, have them bring me girls. Why should I take the effort to finding girls and raping them? I'll just get a few cultists to catch girls and rub them on my tentacles. Actually, I'll just brainwash the girls so they'll constantly have sex with my tentacles while I have a nice nap until the stars are right.

>> No.3777395

Can I safely leave the house without getting shot down first?

>> No.3777397

Turn on my computer.
Browse /jp/

>> No.3777398

>>3777389
but do tentacles feel pleasure?

>> No.3777402

Violate
assholes

>> No.3777414

>>3777398
Who cares? I'm only raping girls because it's customary for a tentacle monster to rape girls. It's not like I'm doing it because I want to.

>> No.3777421

>>3777414
A tsundere tentacle monster, so moe~

>> No.3777453

There's a distinctive lack of information here.
Magic, alien or SCIENCE based tentacle monster? Generic cannon fodder or I can also eviscerate anything in a 10 mile radius no mater how strong? Or can I get to choose? I mean all of this is important to know before start to rape stuff.

>> No.3777464

Probably stay inside all day and post on /jp/.

>> No.3777466

>>3777453
I think you meant to ask:

Lovecraftian or hentai based tentacle monster.

>> No.3777471

>>3777453
You woke up as Ubbo-Sathla. Anything that touches your tentacles perishes instantly. You will live eternally as all GOOs do, but you'll never know love.

;_;

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>>3777471

That's not entirely true. Almost everything on Earth has roots in Ubbo-Sathla. Its progeny occasionally escape it before it devours them.

>> No.3777496

>>3777466
But hentai tentacle monsters can be Lovecraftian in both appearance and hax so yeah.
>>3777471
Not knowing love would be an insignificant trouble in this situation.

>> No.3777501

>>3777471
GOOs love of all the time, just not that one.

>> No.3777522

Post on /jp/.

Then probably get some ice cream.

>> No.3777525

Do I need to roll an insanity check if I see myself in the mirror?

>> No.3777538

That would only give me even more excuse to live life as a hikikomori. I do not see a problem.

>> No.3777550

>>3777348
sauce of doujin?

>> No.3777551

>>3777522
This

>> No.3777553

Stop worrying about getting a job.

>> No.3777560

The better question is would you rather wake up as a little girl or a tentacle monster?

>> No.3777565

>>3777560
A little girl, obviously. Is that even a question?

>> No.3777572

I would eat people. Why would I rape a girl if they don't even appeal to me any more. If I was a monster then a human girl wouldn't even be considered hot.

>> No.3777587

>>3777560

Little girl = redo life but with far better starting conditions

tentacle monster = hikkimori

>> No.3777589

>>3777560

A little girl with tentacles for arms.

>> No.3777598

>>3777560
A little girl.
No hesitation.

>> No.3777608

>>3777589
Silly anon, keep the arms and place the tentacles on the back.

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