/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37760946
Succubi too stronk.

I bet Pyrows would lure men in with graphics cards.

A cat is fine too

Hiring an all-vampire private security team to defend the compound

Whats the saddest thing thats happened to you exploring monstergirl content?

>>37761034
Beelzebub was the first MGQ monster I saw

>>37760973
I wish they would follow the school's dress code and stop interrupting class

>>37761034
I saw the concept art Ikameshi's succubi before knowing that guy's content or the dojin those characters would be in

>>37761080
But they want to know more about Fallout New Vegas lore and Anon always disappears into the library after class!

>>37760973
The obvious way to pyrows casual seduction is getting serious right way, Just skip to proposing marriage and they'll be speechless.

>>37760973
With the price of graphics cards today that'd probably work really well.

>>37761161
With the price of graphics cards you'd have better luck with a Tanuki or even a dragon(If you get her to spend even 1 cent of her hoard) than some succuslut.

>>37761112
Poor anon is going to fail his classes if that keeps up

>>37761097
Makes me sad that becuase the designs are decent enough but then the tags

>>37760974
Nice kot

>>37761112
>turbostacy gyaru pyrow throws her eraser to you during class
>"psst, yo, Anon I REALLY want to know your build and what is your favorite weapon.
>I'm doing a knife only run siding with Caesar this time.

>>37761491
>Stacy immediately floods her panties upon hearing about such a Chad run.
I won't lie this entire scenario is unlocking neurons for me.

>>37761256
I bet she's a nice girl, maybe she's just shy.

>>37761097
Explain please. I don't know what you're talking about

>>37761694
dude exclusivly does futa

>>37761718
Lame fetish. I was hoping it was gonna be something good like orcs, mindbreak gangbang, or even guro

>>37761733
Not him, but he also does mind break and corruption (LOADS of corruption)
its just all futa, aint down with that,.

Does anyone else search their favorite mamano in the archive to see what anons say about them?

>>37761887
Nah, I already knows what everyone things of my wife.
She's a very nice monster girl.

>>37761988
I'm curious what that feels like. Is it just ticklish? Really sensitive, like a cat's? Whenever you touch a cat's pawpads they usually pull their paw back reflexively.

>>37762085
Hellhounds are dogs. Touch a dog's paw-pads to see what they do in reaction. Hellhound will probably react similarly.

What’s the best gift I can give to a lonely vampire that lives in a giant castle by herself? A kiki cleaning service, a couple months of netflix, hulu, disney+, maybe some wine?

>>37762148
roomba

>>37762148
you, wrapped up for her to have

>>37762148
Give her the gift of your penis
Nothing neater than a "dick her"
Nothing more class than cock in the ass

>>37762148
Why not invite her over, or even just knock on her door and say hello? You could invite her to go get coffee. No one likes to be alone, I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

beware any colonges that a tanuki may sell that totes itself as monster repellant

>>37762148
holst milk

Yeti-san had a present for you! She promises it's not another scarf she knit herself! The cold, naked Weresheep hugging herself for warmth behind Yeti-san says otherwise, and it is, indeed, a Weresheep wool scarf with suspiciously familiar white fur poms

>none of my sisters can know I’m with you, mkay? Mother sent just me to deal with you! Ufufufu~

Jabberwock is that cool big sister we all wish we had!

What's the bigger threat, A wurm on 8 cans of red bull
OR
The tentacle plant that has absorbed a sack of miracle-gro?

>>37762719
>cool aunt we all wish she would stop touching in our nono place but the vidya and computer parts is too good to pass up as well as it feels oo good

>>37762734
She's not an auntie, she's your 17 year old older sister

>>37762732
the tentacle
that wurm is about to either faint or die

>>37762803
>17
then i have some propeties in cancun to sell ypou for a low low price

>>37762719
Don't most of you want to fuck wocks though?

>>37762719
BIIIG, FAAAT, VOOORE MONSTERRR!!!

GARGANUTAN, OBSESE, DEVOUR BEAST!!!

>>37762803
that body is very much not the body of a 17 year old

>>37762719
Now I'm not a cuck nor a voyeur, but I wish I could see jabberfag and his wife fuck in real time.
Shit would be kino with the size and color contrast. He'd be literally struggling not to drown in her. A fascinating sight to behold, like some animal planet shit.

thoughts on collars?

Here's the deal. I've got access to the portals.
>No. I can't send you through to the other side
But I can get you a mamono wife! Unfortunately, I can only match you up with one of these four species:
>Dormouse
>Imp
>Ratatoskr
>Wendigo
Yes, they're all petite girls or lolis. This is all I can manage right now.

So which mamono will you pick?
Or do you wish to wait for all the portals to open up in 42 years?
I may be able to snag a life-extension potion for you if you wish to wait and your age that's a concern for you, no guarantees though.

>>37763005
i want to be the one that wears it

>>37762934
>Anon gets a video of jabberwock fucking her hubby
>The video shows him fucking her in feral dragon form from the era before the current DL
To be honest, you should have expected it. Jabberwocks are from Wonderland and diamond girls on top of that. You were just asking to get pranked like that.

>>37763012
Imps are nice. I'll go with the lewdest imp you got.

>>37763089
They're very lewd, and their favorite toy is your penis.

>>37762934
Not for the sake of fetish, but morbid curiosity

>>37763012
Wendigo, she’ll grow into a big wendi soon enough

Has pixiv completely removed the ability to login with basic email+password or is their login page broken or what?

>>37763005
Neckties are an abstract form of collar, hence why my waifu likes getting me them as presents. That and because they are fashionable.

>>37763005
As long as its me wearing it and as long as its not too tight. Although, someone like a hellhound could wear a collar and still look/act dominant.

>>37761200
I wish Ethereum crashed already.

How do I explain to an oni I don’t drink alcohol?

>>37763332
I haven't had any issues. That's strange.

>>37760946
what's this?

>>37763332
>>37763570
i was able to login, which i havn't done in years,
one thing i noticed, there is a lot more english on the site than I remembered.

>>37763012
Last time you've asked I chose a cat, but now I choose to wait, as I don't really see myself with girls in this edition.

>>37761738
what is with some artist and dick girls? I mean i have qualms on hermaphrodites and what not, but when it's so much dick you kind of get bored of it.

>>37763683
This is the Monster Girl Thread.
>>37763536
Tell her about how it's bad for your human liver and stuff.

>>37763723
I meant the image? is it concept art or fora world guide?

>>37763570
>>37763696
I've tried it with multiple different browser versions and the text fields on the login screen just don't show up.

>>37763801
maybey you are shadow banned

>>37763750
It's a page from Succubus Notebook, you can find that translated on the wiki or original in the Mega archive.

Consent rocks!

>>37764097
>Unicorn official trying to lower teen rape

>>37764097
>>37764149
Meanwhile the Bicorn party's "Put the Sensual in Non-consensual!" is making waves with urban youth

>>37764097
Does it, though?

>>37760946

>>37764097
Don't buy consent rocks, they don't do anything, it's a scam.

>>37763897
>>37764097
Consent from lolis rocks

>>37764310
But that nuki told me these things would only let monsters have sex with me if I consent!

>>37760946

>>37764293

Discuss flow kelp

>>37763828
How would I be shadow banned from pixiv when I don't do anything there or before I'm even logged in?

>>37764465
they're good if you like multiple body types. just add water

Eek! A mouse!

>>37764465
I bet all the individual strands of kelp being dragged across your skin would feel nice.

>>37764213
>Try to become a politician
>Go to your first real public debate
>You're up against a bircons pro-rape party
>You make your points while trying to ignore the bicorn clearly trying to flirt with you
>Now it's her turn
>"Well Mr. Anon. I think it's best if I showed my point in a more practical way"
>You realize almost all of the attendants are monster girls
>And they all seam to have her pins and flyers
>Oh no.png
And that's how anon public career ended.

>>37764478
Urge to sniff rising

>>37764471
maybey yout country is shadow banned,
are you from a former soviet satellite state?

>>37760081
i think she leveled up

>>37764403
I bet you also bought a rape whistle, you poor fool

>>37764645
That doesn't work either?!?

>>37764505
and his long and lustrious career as team manager for sportsgame bgan

>>37762148
Step 1 - Take a lot of zinc, vitamins, eat a lot of pineapple and ginseng
Step 2 - let her give you a blowjob
Step 3 - cut your penis while she's doing this so she gets all her chemicals at one time
Step 4 - pass out from orgasm and blood loss
Step 5 - wake up finding out you got married in your sleep

>>37764465

>>37764731
i didn't like her speech patterns, she takes it too easy.
nice hula hoop though

What did Deonora do this time to land in the punishment box?

>>37764097
I agree, concent and reasurance is really hot, especially if one partner is really sexually aggressive. Slowing down midway through to make sure hes ok, initiating simply by asking 'wanna fuck?', timidly asking the girl whos raped you a few times if you can have sex because you enjoyed it...

>>37760946

Why does half of KCs additional artwork for monsters look like their is an invisible set of hands squeezing their tiddies in the middle?

>>37763012

>Girls have to come here
>Lolis only

But I don't want to go to jail

>>37765025
Looks like the bra biting into her tits

>>37765016
>wife 'claimed' you a few days ago
>all the sex since then has been initiated by her, regardless of your opinion on the matter
>you still act all grumpy and dejected over being raped but you've admitted to yourself that it does feel really good
>be in bedroom sulking when the horny strikes you
>your urge to fuck conflicts with your desire not to admit to your wife that you actually really like it
>the horny wins out
>go find her in the house and start trying to bait a rape attempt
>bending over to pick things up, thrusting your pelvis to 'stretch' for no reason, even taking your shirt off to get more comfortable
>but she doesn't take the bait
>sit there glaring at her
>give up
>go and ask her in a quiet, defeated voice to have sex
>she obliges, but mocks and teases you the whole time

>>37764997
She bothers other dragons by forcing them to listen to her old hag spinster whining

>>37765308
>tfw no bg
>You called a Dragonmoot for this?

>>37765326
>bg
bf*

>>37764997
she missed a obvious attempt at getting a husband
anon was flirting with her but she thought he was teasing her so she shooed him away

>>37765258
>not raping her
peak beta

>>37760946

>>37765418
how does anon rape a 7 foot tall hellhound those muscles are thicker than his torso

>>37765461
Just take her by surprise and from behind and just j-jam it in!

>>37765461
With a lot of pervitin and a few jars of peanut butter.

>>37765511
>Tags: domination failed, instant loss

>>37765593
>anon comes in completely naked except his dick is covered in pb
>biggest shit eating grin on his face
>oh, you think you're so funny anon, don't you?

>>37765598
Hold onto her back like a baby monkey while she thrashes around, you wimp.

>>37764097
I bet on 4mon you would get 30+ replies of seething dominant type mgs.

>>37765461
Trick her into reciting TDKR plane scene with you, but then crash your dickplane into her with no survivors.

>>37765662
dominant doesnt mean rapey. even hellhouds wont rape a man if they know the man truely doesnt want it/isnt attracted to them.

Praise Hathor.

>>37765859

>>37760946
I will never lose to foxes.

>>37765859
>>37765891
NEEEEEEERD

Do you guys think monsters get sad when men resist/run away? all they want (usually) is a happy relationship with them and to share pleasure no human could ever give them.

>>37765957
Some might, others probably want you to run because they know, deep down, you are okay with it (or they wouldn’t be going after you in the first place) and they enjoy the chase

>>37765957
Depends on the girl.
>recluses and gloomy girls
>Yes
>Confident girls
>whatever, your loss
>demons and possessive girls
>oh, that's so cute, you think you have a choice

>>37760946

>>37765957
Nah, they like chase and the struggle. Hell, species like manticores even get off on making their victims think they're gonna get eaten before the sex starts.

>>37765910
Young, energetic mofu to rape you or old, trickster mofu to seduce you?

>>37766051
Do manticores get pouty if you don’t buy the “imma eatchu” act?

>>37766092
They keep sticking you with more and more tail spines until you at least start acting scared.

>>37765308
Sauce?

>>37760946

>>37762103
Whenever I do that to my dog he snatches his paw back twice before surrendering to the beanening. It'd be amusing to see that interaction with a creature capable of both talking and slapping my shit.

if i just walk up to a hellhound plant my face in her tits and try my hardest to wrap my arms around her midsection in a hug what would she do

>>37766240
She would protecc.

>>37766092
Dumb batcat will pout, but it only makes me wanna call her cute and kiss her stupid mug more and more.

>>37766240
Put her paw on the back of your head and run her claws through your hair, hellhounds like when the food delivers itself.

>>37766264
>>37766281
i always knew hellhounds were the goodest girls

>>37766281
>Put her paw on the back of your head and run her claws through your hair
That sounds like it would feel really good.

>>37766287
You're being the goodest boy in that scenario, it's only natural.
>Her friends' faces when she got married right in front of them and she wasn't even doing anything

>>37766240
Sounds like something I would do

I don't even know what kind of monsterwife I would want, I can't decide on anything. I don't even know if I'd be a good husband for a monster.

>>37766240
I wonder what happens if I call one mommy by accident

>>37766388
That's ok, anon. Your monster will find you.

>>37766388
>I don't even know what kind of monsterwife I would want
If it ever mattered you wouldn't need to.

> I don't even know if I'd be a good husband for a monster.
Trying is good enough. You wouldn't get stuck with a girl you weren't compatible with anyway.

>>37766414
>>37766422
But the problem is I don't feel. I imagine feeling is a pretty big requirement for having a wife. And I don't imagine visiting a mindflayer is something that will fix it.

>>37766441
>I imagine feeling is a pretty big requirement for having a wife.
A human wife. Feelings develop over time if you just run cold emotionally you don't need to gush romance, and if there's some actual mental issue causing that, bananamama fixes it. You basically have to worship the chief god or actively try to be unhappy in the setting. All further "yeah, but..." responses will be you doing exactly that.

>anon is gonna marry me!

>>37766487
Alright, doesn't really change the fact that I can't self insert at all though. But whatever, just liking monstergirls in general is enough.

>>37766490
no one told me

>>37766441
Can you cum? Yes? Then everything will be okay.

>>37766118
Korea

>>37766499
Because it was a decision made at that very moment, by her.
Run

>>37766499
Don't worry, in twenty minutes you'll remember that you decided to marry her thirty minutes ago.

>>37766502
If you can't cum you will be made to cum. Resistance is futile, you will be happy.

>>37761491
The idea of a Valley-Girl Gyaryu highschool Stacy that is obsessed with (You)r nerd hobby is a great story idea, I should write a saga of Pyrow-chan's quest to befriend and seduce Nerd Anon through high school

Remember, the source of conflict in MGE IS husbands/wives getting to know each other and learning how to get on as a married couple. You don't become 'worthy' of marrying a Monstergirl, you and her both learn how to become better partners together

>It's late
>You're working your shift at Mino-chan's Bar-S and Grill™, a popular sports bar in Winterstown
>Hockey tourney between the Winterstown Yetis and Orksburg WAAAAGHloons
>Crowd of several dozen muscular Green giants pour sullenly through the door
>Apparently the Walloons had a poor showing against the Yeti's
>Beers, cheese curds, and plenty of stretchy meat all around
>Get assigned to cover table 3 while Mino-Chan handles the bar
>See these 4 staring at you as you try to take their order

What happens next to Anon?

>They order their food, but demand Anon bring it to their table shirtless
>They invite Anon to take a load off his feet and have a seat for a minute
>The order a round of Demon-Realm shots

>>37766627
Relationship where they both have low self esteem and think they're not good enough for their partner, and trying harder fuels the problem further. That's a difficult conflict.

>Cuddle Succ

>>37766627
I still want to fight a dragon just to see if they really are as powerful as people say.

Tweetr releases new community guidelines against so-called 'Mate Speech', disinformation, and conspiracy theories suggested by the ADL (Association for Danuki Leadership)

>>37766741
>mermaids have magic temp legs
>reality denial
he doesn't know

>>37766741
The tentacle forest DOES still kill men, my friend heard from his fourth cousin's wife's dog.

Which would you rather?

>Captured by Green Orc/Ogre warrior
>King of P'Orc warband
>Adopted by Dark Elf queen and her 2 sisters
>Squire/groom/bath-boy to a blood elf finishing school class on their year-end trip

>>37766850
King of Pigs!

>>37766850
P'Orcs all day long, it's the less crossboarder option

>>37766845
>The tentacle forest DOES still kill men, my friend heard from his fourth cousin's wife's dog.

Does Tweetr employ Ghandarva tech support specialist to moderate such dangerous conspiracy theories?

>>37766887
>P'Orcs all day long, it's the less crossboarder option
Crossboarders are scum, but they are easy to spot. Personally as much as I love the Other Pink Meat, I have a special place in my heart for Greeniee, especially since the KC equivalent (Ogre) is so skinny

Thinkin' 'bout my alraune-ghoul wife bros...

>>37766850
Is joining that blood elf boat party an option?

Fumos, huh?

>>37766880
>King of Pigs!
My favorite thing about P'Orcs is that whether you win or lose, your fate is still sealed. Either you defeat the champion and become the beloved clan chief with a harem of THICC pink pig-girls that worships the ground you walk on, or you are defeated, and are doomed to spend the rest of your life as a slave to several dozen playful, lusty warrior-girls.

Either way, I hope you like bacon!

Mamano don't need to eat right? They get all of their energy from their husbands? Does this mean they never have to shit, either? When you incubize, does this mean you never have to eat or shit too?

>>37766941
>Is joining that blood elf boat party an option?
That's the last option, you're the lifeguard/chaperone/sunscreen dispenser

>>37766928
Elaborate, please.

>>37766928
>>Thinkin' 'bout my alraune-ghoul wife bros...
>Undead Carnivorous Plant GF

Sounds amazing. Even better if she secretes a nectar that compells you to dive into her 'trap'

>>37766850
>>37766907
>Which would you rather?
Kick your ass back to /tg/.

>>37766944
soft

>>37767033
>no /tg/ related content in any of my posts
>Explicitly counter-signal crossboarders
>Retards sperg out anyway

Post Monstergirls

>>37767085
Kiki?

>>37767072
The wolf is ready

>>37767085
not him but better safe than sorry

>>37767085
What do kikis dream about?

>>37767120
shogs

>loli lich
>IMAGINE body measurements
>casual levitation magic
Appropriate book

>>37767122
What do shogs dream about?

>>37767149
we don't talk about what shogs dream of

>>37767149
bird calls

>>37767089
>Kiki?
Kiki is best Meido

>>37767104
>not him but better safe than sorry

Its literally one guy that baits you retards with the same script everytime. It's painfully easy to spot him. Just stop giving him attention.

My post isn't /tg/ because it's about
smooching Monstergirls instead of stabbing them

>>37767120
>Smooching Mastah
>Shaving Mastah
>Cooking Mastah lunch
>Headpats (giving or receiving)
>Mastah polishing her boot-scales
>The new Meidotech™ SuperSucc 8000 series 5-speed all-surface wet-dry vac with optional attachment kit
>Cuddling with Mastah on the couch binge watching "Maid in Heaven"

Most people are looking forward to New Year for the parties, the year and to celebrate.

For the first time I am heavily looking forward the New Year, but not because of the celebrations, because of the massive influx of Jinko art we will get due it being year of the tiger.

>>37767171
You called?

>>37767187
Same, bring on the Jinkos.

>>37767182
I'd prefer shog for the insanity and reality bending.

>>37767033
Resisting arrest, as a joke, to see what happens. Purely ironically, you see.

Why are some anons so attracted to MGs that the average person would look at them and shout "she is going to kill you!" "that thing is made to kill!" or when they imagine you and her on bed they react "There is no way you can survive a night with THAT!"?

Justify your waifus, anons.

>>37767033

I would love so much to be wrestled into the ground or dragged by a muscled MG cop that is going to use the arrest as an excuse to marry me. I get an erection just from thinking about being beaten up by a mamono silver police baton by a muscled cop monstergirl.

How many anons here have actually read the source material behind their waifus? (e.g. a shoggoth fan reading in the mountains of madness)

>>37767225
i like scales and chitin, simple as

>>37767210
Shogs are awesome for their loyalty and love, but I prefer how elegant and graceful Kiki'S are. Plus they are total sweethearts who love to touch you, whether in the bath, when they shave you or cut your hair, or just when cuddling.

Their boots and fluffy tails/wrists are nice too. I also like the implication that, like their mythical namesake, they are 'lucky' and magically make their household run smoothly.

Shogs do all the same things just in a different way, of course. They are suited to very different Mastahs imo, although having one of each sounds fun too.

>>37767257
both are good, especially when they get themselves in trouble due to their rivalry

>>37767225
It's about being helpless before a haughty, powerful creature and knowing the only way out is togive.her exactly what she wants, how she wants it.

>>37767225
fearboner
Need I say more?

Dragons, being frugal as Scotsmen, are adept at accumulating treasure but rarely know how to spend it properly.

I want to be a dragon's tasteful consort who teaches her to appreciate the finer things in life and buys her elegant dresses and jewelry so she can enjoy high society in Dragonia

>>37767225
I actually really like "Look creepy but soft underneath" so I guess Beauty and the Beast started it all.

>>37767225
Big muscles are sexy, she's attractive in other aspects too and wouldn't actually hurt me, what else is there even to say?
>>37767246
I don't even know if there's some specific source, like if Chinese mythology has some kind of tiger people.

So so~ you rejected or if ired the last 5 girls I picked out for you...what a cruel boy you are~

Well, if you won't consent to be a happy husband, then I have another use for you...

I have been looking for a good tongue-slave...I hope you like Blue Raspberry~~

Did KC ever drop any fox art in his more recent style?

I know she's got a lot of competition from Boogie, Pyrow etc. But Chesh has been growing on me lately.

A cute childhood-friend Chesh who loves to IRL shitpost and sends you funny and wholesome memes sounds grand. She's so playful and sweet!

Also, I hate all the sad Cheshire art, not sure why there is so much of it...

>>37767329
>actually re-reading the profiles
Foxes are OP

What about Gazer?

>>37767351
>That smug
>Geiza grinding on you while she plays Vidya
>Eyeball underwear

Everything about this is great. I wanna turn the tables though and bounce her cute butt up and down on my cock while she tries to beat the boss though

>Leg Locked

Looks like Mastah will be needing a bigger house with all the Maids he's going to have soon

>>37767246
That's a neat idea, but what would be the source material for a Ghoul?

>>37767383
Telling a Kiki to take off her heels!

>>37767402
arabic folklore

>>37767149
i'm not sure if slimes sleep

>>37767402
me

>>37767310
I want to become so obsessed with tongue-fucking her that she has to physically force me to use my penis instead.

>>37767149
Mastah witnessing her true form and not going mad.

>>37767407
>Kiki I order you to take off those heels
>”B-but master, these are my feet!”
>No excuses
Are you happy you monster?

>>37767493
WAIT NOT LIKE THAT

>>37767493
This makes me the sad, must poat happy kiki to compensate

>>37767493
DELET

>>37767267
>gee anon how come the academy lets you have TWO maids?

>>37767493
This is a terrible picture, so I choose to imagine she lost her legs in an epic battles and will soon be getting GremTech prosthetics to upgrade her to a true BattleMeido

>>37767493
This is why Shog is superior. She can simply shapeshift.

>>37767493
>kiki sees this pic on her maid forums
>overhears her master talking about not liking heels
>she will not turn into a sob story
why must you do this anon? now kiki has to break-I mean, teach master the joy of heels

>>37767570
violent Kiki scares me

>>37767587

>>37767587
As she should. She may love you, but she isn't afraid of making you the man that she sees in you.
Whether you want to or not

>>37767553
Mastah is a leg man? No problem.

>>37760946

>>37767650
I'm glad this fox doesn't have an ear injury

>>37766983
Correct, monster girls do not poop. I don't know about incubuses.

>>37767602

>>37767540
>accidentality downloads a automaton engram into her legs during a software update

>>37767695
>"And then I make you...lick my...abs?"
>"Mastah, I don't have abs..."

>>37767745
This must be remedied.

>>37767756
>/fit/ kiki dragging you kicking and screaming out of your comfort zone
I need this

>>37767756
>sitting on the couch watching tv as kiki cleans
>she lifts the couch with one hand while sweeping underneath with the other
>your holding on for dear life while kiki tries to clean
i love my fit kiki

>>37767257
>Shogs do all the same things just in a different way, of course. They are suited to very different Mastahs imo, although having one of each sounds fun too.

Shoggs are way, way, waaaaay more obedient to their masters than Kikis. KC confirmed this in a tweet, where he basically said that for Shogs serving their master is more of a religious experience to them, If they follow the lovecraft mythos, if it wasn't for the DL settings in killing, a Shoggoth would slaughter a city including women, men and children if her master ordered her to do so, outside of that they will do whatever their master orders them to, while Kiki will impose whatever lifestyle she thinks is healthy for her master. Also as stated, Shoggs can shapeshift, they can satisfy leg taste and also muscular body taste. Overall, Shoggs are just superior.

>>37767643
Where is my Christmas Shog riding a meat sleigh and being pulled by Eldritch tentacle-y reindeer?

>>37767756
I need an extremly buff kiki and an extra soft one.
Sisters would be preferable.
They don't need to start that way but they're certainly going to end that way.

>>37767745
Kiki: "Mastah, I don't have abs..."
Shog: "Mastah is a good taste gentleman that likes muscle?"
>Shog leaves room
>Shog re-enters room five minutes latter with a sculpted muscular body that would put to shame most Minotaur and Jinkos
>Shog, why the surprise mastah? You married best maid after all.

>>37767847
that wasn't in the budget
you'll have to settle for a Christmas Shog riding a regular sleigh being pulled by the white horn neighbor

>>37767888
Yeah but she's all icky and gooey and her abs are purple. Eww. Gimme Kiki.

>>37767907

>>37767846
>shog is a simp and yes-woman
>kiki has her own character and will help you become healtlier

>>37767902
don't do that to poor miss whitehorn, you'll send her into one of her "moods"

>>37767919
Loving, leg-locked missionary sex with kiki for the sole purpose of procreation!
with lights OFF!

>>37767907
Shog is not a Slime, she can be as hard as a rock or as icky and gooey as needed, I mean she can create solid furniture out of herself. Also purple-blue muscle is hot as fuck.

>>37760946

>>37767888
Okay that's good Shog, now I need you to kinda wrap around Kiki like a big suit of armor.

So uh... how exactly does a Shoggoth reproduce? How exactly is she giving birth? WHAT is she giving birth?

>>37768137
fluffy

tits

>>37768137
Dreamy

>>37768137
sleep with sheep

>>37768267
Would that be a fetish? Shearing a weresheep naked in her sleep?

>>37768267
But they have to be sheared!

>>37768137
dirty deeds done with sheep

Yetis!

>>37768297
Mmm, warm

>>37768281
yea it would be a funny prank, like tipping cows

>>37767493
>amputation to remove heels
Fake news. She was injured trying forbidden cleaning techniques. A Shog from the Meido Association came by later with some replacement legs. Kikis can do human to monster shapeshifting. I think all of them can iirc.

>>37768307
Half-conscious husband mumbling "waaaarm" and shuffling towards his Yeti wife. That Yeti knows what husbands of Zombies feel like.

>>37767291
This but she's one of those feral dragons who's never even heard of society before, and everyone in the shop is just trying not to stare at me and my crazy hobo dragon.

>>37768297
Black furred yetis

>>37768411
I really like this artist's dragons. Both the girls and the genuine article.

>>37760946

>>37768297
are the best!

>>37768413
Add an innate desire to dominate and you have hellhounds!

>>37760946

>>37768464
And it's ruined. Not everyone needs to be bulli into hugs, but thanks for playing.

>>37768464
That can be arranged

>>37768470
YURIKO IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

>>37768432
Jesus christ Anon, you can’t just post something like this outside of /d/

>>37768471
>Being dominated = bullied
Who hurt you?

>>37768471
She wants to hug you so there can be no bulli.

>>37768486
>hellhound slams anon into wall
>"You better hug me back or I will hug you so hard your bitch ass family will feel it."
>anon does the hug back
>"Oh yes. That's right, slut. Now lay your face on my neck motherfucker."
>she dominates you into 2 more hours of hugging
>you now get catcalls everywhere you go
>you are anon the hug bitch
Hellhounds, it was hellhounds.
>>37768527
>bullying anon into hugs to stop bullying

>>37768549
You know that Hellhounds aren't actually abusive rapists, right?

>>37768549
This is order propaganda. Nothing to see here.

>>37768562
Tanuki hands wrote this post.

>>37768562
Woah. Next you'll tell me Amazon's don't regularly beat their house husbands.

>>37768576
So...they only do it once in a while then?

>>37768562
Yeah, just shed some tears and she'll treat you like you're made of glass.
>>37768574
That doesn't even make sense.

>>37768592
Well if they'd just stop getting uppity and get back in the kitchen. It's their own fault, they're making them do it.

>>37767944

Anon, sex with MGs burns off any unhealthy fat and does away with pathogens and my wife can literally create a mansion out of herself and all the furniture needed, I can also sell all the excess mana created by having sex with my wife using a mana cage so I can buy the few things she can't produce. Why do I need to be "healthier"? In short, Kikis force their mastah into being productive members of society because they can't take care of their mastah like a Shog can.

>>37768562
>>37768568
>anon kneeling and sobbing in the shower
>spewing trauma like a lifetime movie
>"I-I can still feel her p-paws!"
>"T-they passed me around for cigarettes."

>>37768592
Burning dinner is asking for a backhand. He wanted it.

>>37768615
Disgusting. I hope you repent your blatant slander and lies. Eros is watching.

>>37768562
Look at what he's wearing, he's begging to be graped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
I need a purple hellhound variant.

>>37768601
So very delicate hug rape?
>"Come here, hug slut. Let me give you a hug to make it all better. That's right, bitch. I only hurt you because I love you, you know that. Who's my little hug bitch?"
>>37768640
>implying Eros doesn't get off to love bulli

>all the anons scared of the hellhound bullies
just wait till you hear what the pharaohs will do to you

>>37768681
>Slandering Eros.

Now you've gone to far. Cupid operatives are likely already inbound to your location. I'll pray for you.

>>37768713
>prays so that they send more Cupids
Based heretic disliker.

>>37768725
You'll have to tell us what Eros' reeducation camps are like. I've heard it's very pink.

>>37768703
w-what do they do anon?

>>37768759
Use the voice to tell you how much you're loved and what a good boy you are.

Insidious monsters.

>>37768703
Hmm.
>"You'll lick my ass and like it, consort."
>You do both
>Feels good
Pretty based compared to bulli girls like Hellhounds and Dark Elves.
>"Bitch, I know you didn't forget to bring my sandwich."
>you forgot
>smacks anon across the face
>"Please quit making me hit you, baby. You can do better, I believe in you. Now give me a hug and then make that sandwich."
>you hug her like the pathetic hug bitch you are
>go off to make the sandwich
>oh shit what kind of sandwich did she want?
He probably does it for the attention, how sad.

These elves are getting too smart, trying to fool people.

>>37768751
Please eros reeducation camps are terrible I have to cuddle with a cupid every night and then I have to give the houris a good morning hug and the rest of the day is raunchy animalistic sex with wild monster girls they found that need to be “taught” love like us. Just this day I had to have a romantic dinner with a werewolf and she tore her clothes off after I spend 30 minutes dressing her and jumped over our table before I could eat my risotto, I had to eat cold risotto it was horrible

>>37768783
>cold risotto
anon i am so sorry

>>37768782
You're just being paranoid. Cow print, cow horns, and an ear tag, clearly that is a cow, and not a sexually frustrated elven woman who's getting up there in age and desperate for a good milking.

>>37768783
>kept a werewolf in clothes for 30 minutes
Good job rookie. Keep this up and we might give you a raise. Just kidding. Serving Eros is the only reward you need.

>>37768799
gross

Does anyone like the thought of anons getting abused by monsters?

>>37768812
No

>>37768783
Real talk. I'd be very okay with this minus being passed around for sex. Therapy sessions with Eros servants and mandatory dating? Sign me the hell up, I'm a wreck.

Get on it writefags. I want to be happy, just for a few minutes.

>>37768783
Try to get transferred to a Fallen God camp. With FG's time stop abilities you can have as much sex as you want and then return to the dining room, safe in the knowledge that only a few seconds have passed and your risotto is still warm.

>>37768801
Anon no, you're falling for it

>many know of the nice, comfy side of Eros' worship, but few are aware of Eros' inquisitors who seek out, punish, and "reeducate" those charged with the heresy of liking NTR

>>37768818
What if he deserved it, or thought he did? Like NTRman.

>>37768812
>Anon, you can have a long life of love, happiness and amazing sex with someone you can explore a vast, beautiful world with.
>Anon: "No. I want to physically and mentally abused"
Fuckers need a yeti

>>37768826
>people patiently waiting in line for a cup while anon has the elf laid out on the counter, drinking it straight from the tap

>>37767225
Such as? The monstergirls from these threads are barely any monstrous

>>37768830
>the heresy of liking NTR
Nothing brings the cults of Eros and the Fallen Goddess together like punishing NTR likers

>>37768849
The black-furred Yeti started this strand of conversation.
V
IRREDEEMABLE
L
L
A
I
N

>>37768862
>The monstergirls from these threads are barely any monstrous

>>37768872
This is not the face of a villain

>>37768877
That's the face of a stranger I wouldn't accept a drink from.

I mean, I love yetis, but those are what we call "crazy eyes"

>>37768836
>What if he deserved it
Irredeemable scum doesn't deserve attention from monsters, bad but redeemable men are more likely to get better with positive reinforcement.
>or thought he did?
That's just sad, boy that feels guilty but didn't really do anything wrong should be comforted.

>>37768770
bet they even pat your head and whisper in your ears as your brain and willpower melts away

the fiends

>>37768885
>That's the face of a stranger I wouldn't accept a drink from.
When you're snowed in with a cuddlebug who took you out of a blizzard and into her cabin, you'll drink what she gives you. You're trapped, and if you decline her hot cocoa she's going to cry!

>>37760946

>>37768908
>making a yeti cry
Believe it or not, straight to the camps

Are you a headpat, or scalp massage kind of guy? What about your waifu?

>>37768965
I will not lose to some demon patting my head and calling me pet names and I certainly will not get distracted staring into those pretty black eyes

>>37768965
don't do this to me anon

>>37768965
Easy.

Tell her a secret~

>>37767383
Sauce for the full image?

>>37768965
I'm not sure she can even give a scalp massage.

>>37768987
This is my exact preferred game-over, demon included. Followed by gentle domination, cuddle sex, even more cuddling. and then contract signing.

Demons are the best.

and Voso is the best Demon, hurry the fuck up Magus

>>37769013
I jack off to monster girls

>>37768965
Scalp massage, easy. Although there's no art of this and it feels best when you have hair, which eliminates Anon as part of it.

>>37768875
Those aren't bite marks, those are hickeys! What a shameless vampire!

>>37769099
doesnt even scrape and lick she sucks

>>37769013
I love fluffy ears.

>>37769013
I like the idea of making a monster girl seethe by denying her advances
makes the rape hotter

>>37769013
I want to be vored by a jabberwock.

>>37768411
>>37768421
isn't that barb's stuff? he used to draw a fair bit of stuff ITT, seems to me

>have ancient evil foxwife
>you two met the standard way- she tricked you into undoing her seals, said she was going to conquer the world, and that you were now her slave
>the usual affair
>she calms down after popping out a few little foxes, is a very kind and caring mother and wife
>one night when the kids are asleep she whispers about wanting to try something
>you ask what
>she pulls out a box of magical seals
>the same kind she was bound with
>stutters out that she wants you to put them on her EXACTLY like they were when you found her
Being sealed away for centuries can make a monstergirl develop strange fetishes

>>37769037
Christmas short soon

>>37769353
thancc magoose

>>37769353
Praise Eros!

>>37769306
thats why if you seal a monster, give her a computer or a tv to keep her entertained

>>37760946

>>37768782
the time of the elf is nigh

>>37769427
time of elf has passed
age of pigs has begun

>>37769427
The time of the elf is here.
The time of the elf is over.
The elf was only allotted a second of time

Okay, now I will eat the bugs

>>37769106
She's probably less then 200 years old, still teething!

>>37769427
The time of elf is beneath the time of dark elf. Darmak, when they shoved their drizzts into the Elven stronghole Qualinost!

>>37769468
what is this bug doing?

>>37769452
would you a blue oni or red oni?

>>37768782
>>37769427
i want an elf sugar mama

>>37769550
she's gonna wiggle her abdomen at you

how would mg think if all you wanted to do was this?

What's the mg that you play on repeat when you're sad or lonely?

>>37769643
How do you play a MG on repeat?

>>37769634
>no nose
>doesn't understand smell
She won't be thinking of executing you. Sad, as that is the appropriate fate of all brapfags.

>>37768783
Your fault for choosing a fancy meal, rather than a bucket of greasy chicken and cold cuts.

>>37768782
>>37769427
>>37769606
what's the point of elves when half the girls in mge have elf ears anyway?

>>37769732
inadequacy can be its own charm point

If a monster's butt doesn't jiggle at least a little bit when she walks, she's anorexic.