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Boy Priest meets Girl Demon

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
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>> No.37694302
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Clink

>> No.37694309

Posting in this one because of edition shit in the other one

>> No.37694318

>>37694309
boyposting is too much of a red flag for me.

>> No.37694320

No straight man would in their right mind deny a baphomet. Loli, oppai loli, or shortstack, there's a baphomet for you. So let go and immerse yourself in goat cunny.

>> No.37694328

>>37694302
Is it me or is her arms short? Something is bothering me about the body's proportions.

>> No.37694337
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>>37694146
my favorite kind of pairing. that or gloomy summoner and confident, sexually aggressive 'familiar'.

>> No.37694339
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Going to ask again since last thread died minutes after I posted it,

Anyone have the greentext of an anon telling a baphomet that he wants a traditional wedding, but to her, that means some ancient ritual style wedding with like animal sacrifice or feasts or whatever, and so that's the wedding they had?

>> No.37694347

>>37694328
She looks short in general in my eyes. I think it might be perspective, though.

>> No.37694372

>>37694302
Can I have all the gold without the girl on top of it? It's like using a genie's wish to see some big tits but it's the genie's tits that grow huge for you and you don't want it to be the genie, you just want to see a random pair of large tits.

>> No.37694378

>>37694318
Based yurifag.

>> No.37694381

>>37694378
Don't post.

>> No.37694389
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>all of that shogposting last thread
>now to fade away once more and not be talked about for weeks
Very nice
Shogs deserve love

>> No.37694397

>>37694378
it's the text moreso than the image.

>> No.37694400
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How would a kiki or shog respond to moving into a home with a roomba?

>> No.37694415

>>37694400

Shog will quietly absorb the roomba and convert it into a part of herself.

Kiki will quietly sabotage the roomba and pretend that it broke on accident, and that master has no need of a new one because she can do a much better job.

>> No.37694425
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Only 37 (single) Siberian Jinkos left in the wild. Be very quick about getting yours.

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>>37694425
Just mail-ordered 3 all for myself

>> No.37694459

>>37694400
How would a shog respond to the roomba bumping into her and sucking up part of her gelatinous body?

>> No.37694483
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>>37694381
Sorry fren, it looks like the majority picked this thread. Kikis are welcome here too. This one looks like she lives in a Charles Dickens novel and has a thick workhouse accent.
>>37694397
I'm confused, don't OPs have text sometimes? Don't you want her to lewd the priest? I want her to lewd another woman.

>> No.37694490

>>37694483
No, don't post because you're a yurifag.

>> No.37694504

>>37694483
it's ok. in time you will come to understand.

>> No.37694513

Hot-blooded passionate glacies

>> No.37694522

What happens if a glacies and lava goldm hug?

>> No.37694527
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>>37694490
You are lucky most of my yuri is too lewd to post. But this one is safe enough to post. There is a guy in pic, but rest assured that the girls make out when he is asleep. They do really weird shit with cleaning supplies and aprons. They also laugh at you while doing stuff, despite not knowing who you are.
>>37694504
Or you could explain now.

>> No.37694528

>>37694522
Steam elemental

>> No.37694535

When Kikis are irritated, they have a tendency to puff their tails up and wave them aggressively. Be aware of anything that causes your kiki to react this way.

What would cause your kiki to do this?

>> No.37694553

>>37694535
Watermelon flavored soda

>> No.37694556

>>37694535
>Hey kiki look at this cool slime I found in the woods, it jiggles when I poke it and makes funny noises
>”Mastahhhhhh”

>> No.37694573

Better colour for an iris on eyes with black sclera? writing, and need suggestions. Thinking orange.

>> No.37694591

>>37694573
Gold, green-yellow, dark green. What are you writing?

>> No.37694604

>>37694573
>>37694591
I'm seconding dark green.

>> No.37694607

>>37694591
mershark makes a man she finds at a slave market her husband

>> No.37694615

>>37694573
Honestly black goes with any color but my favorites are red, purple, and yellow

>> No.37694630

do we have any hellbirds?

>> No.37694631
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Sex with jubjub!!!

>> No.37694656

What sounds do human men make when they get violently raped against their will really hard by a big strong superior hellhound?

>> No.37694670

>>37694607
Is the slave market under the sea? Sea folk using a junk scavenging economy instead of bits of coral is more interesting. Have her pay for him in gold plated dillywhatsits and flabershammers. Make her peg a scylla and molest eel twins.

>> No.37694671

>>37694631
sex with her humpty daughter

>> No.37694675

>>37694631
>look at bicorn wife's search history
>top item is can a man satisfy five jubjubs at once
Should I be worried?

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>>37694656
My go-to is simply to whisper I consent lovingly in their ear so it's no longer rape and puts them out of the mood for being rough

>> No.37694690

>>37694675
Yes! because why should 1 man hog all the jub jubs >:(

>> No.37694693

>>37694670
In a cave near the sea, so not quite.

>> No.37694713

>>37694670
>He doesn’t know the sea economy is entirely based off of raiding and finding lost treasures

>> No.37694715

>>37694631
I like Jubs but I don't like their clothes. Can I get one dressed in nothing?

>> No.37694748

>>37694146
Looking at a certain MGE image regarding that Underwater City for Aquatic Mamono. Does it apparently confirms that literal Submarines exist in MGE? Which kinda does bring into questions about the Tech Levels of the MGE world.

Was I high or are submarines really a thing in the MGE world?

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>Anon, your son is distracting all the girls in my class with his well-endowed...um well let's just say I think it's time for him to consider wearing a ball-bra to hide such natural distraction...

>> No.37694796

>>37694715
sure!

>> No.37694797

>>37694656
>oof

>> No.37694836

>>37694328
Her arms are a bit short big it's mostly her bulging chest and fat thighs and hips making you think she's taller than she is.

>> No.37694837

>>37694797
>ough

>> No.37694845

>>37694748

Submarines exist, though if I recall, it's a rarity that mostly only exists in one of the seven islands of Court Alf.

>> No.37694849

>>37694302
I wish there was more art that focused on coin tummies.

>> No.37694856

You wouldn’t be the type of dad to fuck all your daughteru’s friends during a sleepover, right? You wouldn’t make it such a common occurrence that complete random girls beg your daughteru to let them stay the night so you’ll fuck them, right? You wouldn’t be known as a complete manwhore around her school that every desperate girl has ridden, right?

>> No.37694857

>>37694425
>>37694457
Just send them to Jane Exotic, the Tiger Queen's Zoo!

Though be wary of Karl Baskin...

>> No.37694863
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Business Yeti!

>> No.37694873

>>37694856
What the fuck

>> No.37694886
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>>37694857
I'm sending them to my bed so more can be made. I'm doing my part.

>> No.37694887

>>37694756
Miss Haku, ball bras are well known to lift and separate, are you trying to get the poor boy married off already?

>> No.37694888

>>37694302
How am i supposed to pay bills with these fake coins stupid slime?!?

>> No.37694892

>>37694656
They say get colonized niggerdog faggot. But not in a racist way, they say it in a classy way. Like with a monocle or opera gloves.

>> No.37694903

>>37694400
>>37694415
What about a Automaton?

>> No.37694906

>>37694397
Dude, this thread is mostly focused on romance and sex between men and monstergirls.
What about the text is against the spirit of the thread?

>> No.37694962

>>37694906
early thread + Boy Priest instead of simply priest reeks of /tg/, though less egregious than his usual fare.
call me crazy if you want.

>> No.37694972

Writefags, how the fuck do you write dialogue? Mine always feels so robotic.

>> No.37694986
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>>37694962
You are kind of a faggot bro

>> No.37694999

>check jp
>threads gone to shit
yuro hours

>> No.37695035

>>37694972
Just read it back to yourself in your head. There are plenty of times you write something out, only to think about it, and realize that no one actually speaks like that out loud. For instance, if I suggested to a friend that we go get some McLilims, I wouldn't say: "I would like to go to McLilims." It's too formal for the situation. On the contrary, "Hey, do you guys want to go to McLilims and hit on the drive through salamander?" sounds much more natural, because it's what I'm about to do right now.

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>> No.37695116
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What's your plan of action if some monster comes up to you and just carries you off?

>> No.37695142

>>37695116
Ragdoll, maybe she'll lose interest when I don't fight back.
If this fails, there's always pocket sand.

>> No.37695147

>>37695116
play dead

>> No.37695149

>>37695116
Remind her I'm an adult and she can't just treat me this way. She needs to get my permission first

>> No.37695172

>>37695116
Piss myself and foam at the mouth.

>> No.37695182

>>37695116
Tell her that my bed is probably warmer than hers so she should carry me back to my house, even if it's not all my stuff is there.

>> No.37695187

>>37695116
if it isn't the monster of my dreams i will swear at her and say terrible things

>> No.37695190

>>37695116
Shit myself.

>> No.37695279

>>37695116
I start spam drawing and sheathing my weapon while quick saving and quick loading to abuse the animation and clip through her body and escape.

>> No.37695427
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>You ate my pudding didn't you

>> No.37695467

Are you the weird, goofy one in the relationship or is she?

>> No.37695480

>>37695467
You assume we're not the goofy one where we share one brain cell between us.

>> No.37695486

>>37694748
They exist. It's gremlins doing shenanigans again.

>> No.37695513

>>37694856
No. Not because I wouldn't fuck lolis (they are hot), but because they need to eventually make other lonely boys/men happy.

>> No.37695517

>>37695467
>ywn be the endearing goof who brightens a brooding ancient evil's day with your antics
>ywn learn to love her bemused grin as she tries to maintain her stoic mystique
>she will never mellow out over time, shelving some of her more extreme plans to make more time for you

>> No.37695538

>>37694573
anything that is vibrant, black is really dark so you want something that will contrast and make it really pop out

>> No.37695624

>>37695517
>Marry ancient evil bapho
>She's super serious all the time
>Has two moods: neutral and anger
>Everyone is afraid of her except you
>She's deep in her studies, reading through an ancient text no one has ever set eyes on until now
>She sends you out to get a cup of tea
>You return
>You walk into her office nude, with underwear on your head, and doing the helicopter dick
>She smirks and lets out a chuckle

>> No.37695666

>>37684186
>>37683953
>>37683708
I don't understand this, does this game have actual animation or is it all stills "interacting"? The former would make downloading it and modding the shit out of it worthwhile.

>> No.37695679

>>37695666
its a 2d game, so it sprites or images with moving parts like in old porn games

>> No.37695683

>>37695065
>those zippers over the nipples
Looks like the Mama-Under-the-Bed is gonna give anon some warm milk before bed.

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>>37695666
It has animations but is quite simple. Attacks are basically just 1 sprite.

>> No.37695692

>>37695679
No, I mean does it have actual characters interacting animated 2d images a.la mugen or is it just texture swaps to lewd images, but no actual animated intercourse.

>>37695687
Yeah, kay, that's what I thought. Thanks anon.

>> No.37695723

>>37695427
Whats with Japanese people and pudding? Why is stealing it so common of a joke?

>> No.37695736
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Can your Owl Mage to THIS?
https://outdoors360.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs_dir/transformerowl-oxiq13q7fzqz1iixbs8qhnm7dnnlj0057r6q6mwpls.png

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>>37695692
>is it just texture swaps to lewd images, but no actual animated intercourse.
It's slightly animated sprites, but it's still Darkest Dungeon gameplay-wise.
There's a mod that turns everything into a hentai game or something but I'm not sure of its quality since I haven't tried it.

>> No.37695765

>>37695065
So that's why my underwear's been disappearing.

>> No.37695777

>>37695736
Woah! Shapeshifting magic! As expected of an Owl Mage!

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No skipping gym day

>> No.37695872
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>Chief Hanlon, CHIEF HANLON! This is urgent. But I must take Agent Forsythe home with me and engage in romance with him. I am aware it is No Nut November, but Agent Forsythe is experiencing rectal and genital aches due to him not masturbating for nearly three weeks straight. He started not nutting since last month! Please Chief Hanlon, you must authorize me to take him home with me!

>> No.37696020

>>37694302
"Welcome to Estalia Gentlemen!"

>> No.37696125

>>37694339
This ?
>>/jp/thread/S23913595#p23918096

>> No.37696256

Moth caterpillar when?

>> No.37696309

>>37696125
That's it! Thanks anon!

>> No.37696324
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Must make Jinko daughters

>> No.37696330
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Be nice to rata interviewers. They are the ones who distribute "unmarried men lists" to monsters before they invade. She can ensure that you get claimed by your ideal monster

>> No.37696343

>>37696330
The purple one is far too lewd.

>> No.37696357

>>37694903
Depends on the program shes running, if subservient it probably views it the same as a computer or a toaster, a fellow companion in helping her master.
If it is running something akin to a possessive program it would get thrown out as it is a harlot and a fiend.

>> No.37696518

>>37694389
The fuck are you talking about? Shogs get a ton of attention and discussion every thread. Ignoring generic shit like foxes and cows, shogs are second only to lilims and succs for most popular here. There are so many girls that hardly anyone posts about and shogs are as far as you can get from them.

>> No.37696524

>>37695796
>be balls deep, bulging her stomach with your dick
>"N-not what I had in mind, but don't stop now~"

>> No.37696539

>>37696518
sounds like someone got out foxed

>> No.37696560

>>37696518
someone asked about shogs literally a minute after he posted that too

>> No.37696574
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>>37696518
You have a point. Angels get very little attention for some reason. These majestic beings are often ignored or even mocked. I wonder why.

>> No.37696628

>>37696574
They're cute but their old profile pic doesn't do them any favors. Girls who came around before '10 are just at an early disadvantage.

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>>37696574

>> No.37696646
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If you didn’t defeat the angel to save the lilims and let them run free in the city don’t talk to me

>> No.37696807

>>37696646
>The Lilims daughter has been captured by angels, are you a bad enough dude to save her?
Time to go full chuuni dark hero on those angels.

>> No.37696920
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>>37696628
True, and they are pretty bony, even for lolis. For the price of a single cup of coffee you can feed a malnourished angel...
>>37696629
>sexless heaven is perfect
The obliviousness just makes them even sadder.

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>>37696807
>lilim defeated by angels
That is terrible, even for lilim. You can find her here: >>>/trash/
Someone post the lilim bin.

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Today is sunday..... you know what that means? its nunday! post monster priestesses, nuns and other holy monsters!

>> No.37697333
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>>37697290

>> No.37697675
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>>37694320
>shortstack
best kind of baph

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clown in a swimsuit

>> No.37697771
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>>37697701
Hands not big enough.

>> No.37697859
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"Hellhound-chan, are you okay?"

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>>37694715
>insisting everything has to be naked
why do you guys hate fashion so much?

>> No.37698213

>>37697701
Is that supposed to be funny?

>> No.37698381

>>37697701
I want a clown to make fun of my penis for being too big
It would still be pretty insulting, but at the same time you can't complain.

>> No.37698571

>>37697859
hellhound 2 weeks after foolishly being coerced into marriage by the local 40k neckbeard (she is suffering from domestic violence)

>> No.37698580

>>37698381
i want a clown to make me feel and look like a kid again

>> No.37698703

>Work hires a new office manager
>She's a Manticore whose tail has a bulb bigger than her head
>She catches you staring and smirks, then pulls her lunch out of her purse, retrieves a cherry from said lunch, plucks the stem off and drops it into her tail
>She pulls it out a moment later and it's tied in a perfect knot
>You're impressed, but her smirk grows wider and she holds up a finger
>Then she pulls out a roughly 8 inch long piece of rebar from her purse and sticks that in her tail
>When she pulls it back out, you can see that it's been folded in half not just once, but twice
>She winks at you, then goes back to work
>A couple hours later, you come back from the bathroom to find a post-it with a phone number on it

>> No.37698729

>>37698571
OMG!? Is this true? A mere human winning against a Hellhound!?

YESS!!! SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY! GOD EMPEROR PROTECTS! DEUS VULT! AVE MARIA! PRAISE BE THY ILLIAS' NAME!!! LETS GOOOOOO HUMANITY-FUCK-YEAH BROS! LETS GO ORDER BROS!!!

>> No.37698735

>>37698703
>ignore it and go back home to draw

>> No.37698813

>>37698729
>A mere human winning against a Hellhound!?
>YESS!!! SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY
She was defeated by dragon girl, idiot.

>> No.37698847

>>37698813
I'm qouting this >>37698571

So- YEAH! HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!!!

Praise be the Chief God's Divine Name! Take that stinky stupid monsters!!!

>> No.37698903

>>37698729
Anon, humans winning against hellhounds is far from unprecedented. The point is that even in the face of a stronger human the hellhound will simply keep plotting to find a way to rape them later.

>> No.37698918

>>37694337
>summoner is extra depressed one day
>demon familiar notices
>she tries to flirt him out of his mood
>its standing strong
>she tries to tempt him
>he tells her to cut it out, he sinks a bit further into his dread
>she sighs, and just cuddles up next to him
>it helps

>> No.37698933

>>37698813
>>37698903
Y'all can't deny the soon to come victory for humanity! Praise be thy Illias' name! Deus Vult!!! Humanity Fuck Yeah!!!

>> No.37698944

ew, who let the homosexuals and queers in?

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>>37698847
Redditnigger...

>> No.37698946
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I’m sure I could take an ushi. Just walk up next to her and flip her like a tractor tire, and I bet she wouldn’t be able to fight back once I pinned her during her death curl

>> No.37698998

Is there a sorter with all the MGE girls?

>> No.37699008
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DEMON LAP PILLOW!

>> No.37699018
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>>37694146

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>>37694146
Albino pharaoh

>> No.37699127

>>37698945
then what's the right way to write paragraphs?

>> No.37699214

>>37698946
Do Ushis become more tame the more eyes are covered by their seal?

>> No.37699227
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>>37699008
I wonder if this guy's escapades would be worth getting scanlated some time. I'd like to at least know what is going on since for a while now it seems they've all been part of some ongoing story.

>> No.37699228

>>37699018
>you've been hit with the yandere flame in public again
>this time for reading the the holst employee name tag on her chest

>> No.37699254
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>"Good news Anon, I've decided to hire you!"
>"So I'm gonna be your familiar?"
>"Better! You're gonna be my familiar's familiar!"

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>>37699008
Demon is sick and tired of the drama and she's not gonna take it anymore!

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Just a pyrow doing pyrow things.

>> No.37699337 [SPOILER] 
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uohh lolli!

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>>37694146

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Yokozo, danna-sama.

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Good morning sirs

>> No.37699472

>>37695736
Are you sure this is magic?

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>>37699421
i really want to nibble on elf ears, is there something wrong with me?

>> No.37699500

>>37699486
no, i want to nibble on scaly tails

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Be on the look out for semen thieves

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>>37694146

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>>37699468
Good morning sir

>> No.37699661

>>37699557
>semen theft
this is why you make sure to leave your window tripled lock and spring for wurm proof windows

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>> No.37699738

>>37699613
>>37699690
stop making winter look fucking sexy, i want some summer damnit!!!

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>>37699738
I don't, winter is where it's at.

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>>37699738
Make me.

>> No.37699829

>>37699791
NO NONO NO, ATOP ITPLS, WINTER SUCKS DICK
captchaGAYDH

>> No.37699927

>>37695467
She is. Kind of has to be in order to both be a Ancient Evil out to conquer the world and being a Bogey at the same time.

>> No.37699950

>>37699824
>the Ice Queen has given you a quest of the utmost importance
>marry her neet daughter and her friends so they will finally living in the winter palace's basement

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>>37699738
Too bad you get sexy winter

>> No.37700002
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Lion pussy.

>> No.37700037

>>37699956
only thing that is good is the hips, loli is not sexy to me

>> No.37700072

what is best monster other that alps

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>>37700072

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>>37697859

>> No.37700165

>>37694522
glacies melts into a passionate and lustful creature
lava golem cools down until she wants nothing more than to cuddle

>> No.37700230

>>37699613
Botan?

>> No.37700301

How would monstergirls react to circumcision?

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>>37700230
Botan has normal human skin and wears different-colored clothing.

>> No.37700391

>>37700301
Aesthetically they wouldn't care. They would take issue with potentially reduced sensitivity though and seek to fix it.

>> No.37700480

>>37700301
They would no longer wonder how humans could fight a WW2

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>>37700148

>> No.37700562

>>37700358
Cunny

>> No.37700604

>>37700148
>>37700526
There are mods to replace literally entire game with monster girls?
I've only seen the enemy replacements for 1-2 locations in steam.

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>>37700358
those fucking foxes are even infiltrating churches and stealing the sins that monster nuns take! They must be stopped!

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>>37700653
All shall be brought beneath the heel of foxes. It is inevitable.

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>>37700604
>There are mods to replace literally entire game with monster girls
Well, no. I just mixed a few mods together.

>> No.37700758

Christmas is fast approaching. What present are you giving to your mamano wife? What's her present for you?

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>>37700758
get a dog, maybe

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>>37698729
>>37698847
>>37698933
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>37700702
Lies.

>> No.37700938

>>37700037
>loli is not sexy
Not even if they have caressable, grabbable wide hips?

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>>37700714
Akagi I’m sorry but I like your sister more

>> No.37700963

>>37700938
i read casserole for a bit

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>>37700948
>sister
You mean Amagi?

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okapi

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>>37700758
I'm getting her a lame sweater, and she's getting me a lump of coal. Bah humbug.

>> No.37701087

>>37700993
Akagi and kaga are sisters no?

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>>37700724

>> No.37701127

>>37701094
The dumb smug dragon is clearly the best girl

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>>37701087
Amagi is Akagi's biological sister.
Kaga is Akagi's adopted sister.
Amagi was planned to be converted into an aircraft carrier alongside Akagi, but she was damaged beyond repair in an earthquake, so Kaga was converted in her place.

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>>37701127

>> No.37701204

>>37701071
I'd stick my head in that

>> No.37701207

>>37699254
The familiar chaining exploit is a pox on game balance and I refuse to participate in it.

>> No.37701237

>>37700301
Extreme dismay.

>> No.37701270

>>37700807
Cute chrismas dogcow

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>>37695116
I'll allow it

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>> No.37701447

>>37701094
These are great, keep posting them.

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>> No.37701527

Matangos are cute.

>> No.37701791

>>37701071
I want that bulb to swallow my fucking head

>> No.37701797

>>37701527
Cute, squishy, and sleepy.
But you can find a Hatter or Myconid and not worry about being tied down by the spores.

>> No.37701933

>>37701797
Not as soft also spores are optional

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>>37701094

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>>37702036

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>>37702186
Mysterious fox spotted! Time to blindly trust her!

>> No.37702257

>>37702036
>>37702186
Are those catgirls or wolfgirls

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>>37702186

>> No.37702280

>>37702257
Catgirls.

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>>37702280
>you will never be cuddled by the campfire by catgirl quadruplets

>> No.37702424

>>37696629
this picture just makes me sad
poor girls are going to be waiting a long time

>> No.37702440

>>37698571
(she has been forced to watch Arch Warhammer's content for 3 hours staight (She has given up on life))

>> No.37702473

>>37699468
a place for men to be respected!

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>>37702262

>> No.37702527

>>37701488
why do all these dragon centaurs always look shy
give me an aggressive one

>> No.37702579
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>>37701791
That's kinda weird anon, how are you going to breath in there?

>> No.37702608

>>37700002
Don't be rude, the proper term is thundercat hoe.

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>>37694146

>> No.37702650

>>37702527
>>37701473

>> No.37702661

Just found out that the guy who wrote that awful MGE/Atelier fic is behind that Code Geass crossover on MGR, apparently.
Though the fact that he had a poll on whether to kill Druella and uncorrupt Wilmarina and then make her leave Elt was already enough for me to not touch it with a 10ft pole.
I thought he disappeared, how disappointing.

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>>37702481

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>>37702667
IS THAT

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Marry spiders

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>>37702667
I SEE NIPS

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>>37702688

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>>37694146

>> No.37702782

>>37702667
Nice...

>> No.37702790

>>37702703
Hroz needs to do more slime girls

>> No.37702791

>>37702579
She's obviously going to let some air in, so I won't pass out and go flaccid in the process

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>> No.37702800

>>37702700
Jinkos fear the nipples

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>>37702234
More like time to blindly thrust into her

>> No.37702847

>>37702805
I don't know what it is about that tail tie, but it increases the effectiveness of mofu 4 fold.

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>> No.37702871

>>37702852
Bad Cat!

>> No.37702879
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>>37700301
Grudging acceptance out of pity for picrel. It is a small price to pay. For only the price of a cup of coffee you can feed this starving god so no one has to dick her.

>> No.37702887

For some reason my brain has started to associate Echidna from Re Zero with Druella.
Now I can't imagine Druella without Maaya Sakamoto's voice.

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>>37702871
Good cat.

>> No.37702919

>>37702800
I volunteer to conceal a Jinko's nipple using my mouth.

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>>37702527

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>> No.37703087
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>> No.37703139

>>37703121
I'll take the scary clown version please.

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>>37699008
Ooh, ooh, ooh! The perfect image to pair with this classic!

>> No.37703220

>>37702890
>beeg sphinx smothers intruder anon
>as she giggles and gloats, she feels anon tapping her on her arm
>curious, she lifts up a bit to see what he wants
>"Please marry me, I want this everyday"
>beeg kot blinks for a second and then lovingly smothers her new husband
>now he can't see her heart pupils or hear the baby names she's coming up with

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>> No.37703232

>>37703225
Stop reminding me I’ll never get the privilege to rub those ears

>> No.37703233

>>37702661
>Code Geass crossover on MGR
That shit was on FF.Net for some time as well lelouch is a dimension hopper that has armour forged by the norse gods that makes him DE immune, becuase of course it fucking does.
I prefer the OTHER code geass crossover MGR has, where MGE monsters invade and lelouch ends up fucking monserised versions of the cast (the second chapter had the same but with suzaku and different girls)

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>>37702890

>> No.37703313
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>> No.37703322

>>37703313
>she can hear the sound of lazy peons 25 miles away

>> No.37703368

>>37703313
damn, think of all the monsters this poor anubis has to listen to getting fucked while she is still single

>> No.37703383

>>37703225
What happens if I touch the inner fluff

>> No.37703404

>>37703383
they die

>> No.37703418

>>37703313
"You are correct, Ms. Anubis. I was NOT sick today. However, you mistake my dereliction of my duties as indolence. My hands were never idle; behold! The world's largest low-hanging chandelier maze! Enter if you dare, Ms. Anubis, it's the only way you can serve me with that disciplinary writeup!"

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>>37703383

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>>37703217
Gimme a weresheep senpai

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To have a monstergirl do this to me is all I'd want in life...and to be happily married to her

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>>37703404
>>37703489
So we have found a way to defend ourselves from foxes?

>> No.37703852
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Anal

>> No.37703862

Normal human girl + fox ears does not equal monster girl you annoying faggots.

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>>37703862

>> No.37703908

>>37703795
if you want to be safe from foxes, you must remind them of their true age! OH no, fuck thats make them hotter!

>> No.37703930

>>37703908
why do people care about their age so much
basically everyone is 2000 or some shit
whats it matter as long as they're above the age of consent

>> No.37703939

>>37703862
Just let it go. You can't stop the fox autists.

>> No.37703981
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>>37703852
Luv butts
Hate anal
Simple as

>>37703862
They're objectively more monstrous than any of the ""dark mages"" or wingless vampires people keep posting.

>> No.37703983

>>37703852
Awful

>> No.37704104

>>37700301
>wait, they did this to you as a BABY?
>It used to be "STANDARD?"
>Absolutely barbaric! No, this won't do at all. Hold still, please..
>*casts "Healing Tongues"*

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>>37704104
AMASS THE MONSTER ARMIES OF WAR

FOR EARTH FALLS TONIGHT

>> No.37704143

>>37703852
she needs to get that tail on a diet.

>> No.37704179

>>37704143
The only thing wrong with any part of her figure is that I can't see her breasts from behind even with her arms down.

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>>37704179
Your r@ sir

>> No.37704297

Wet lap pillow from a fish

>> No.37704328
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>> No.37704329

>>37704297
I bet shark skin feels really good, imagine a mershark giving your a back rub, you'd be completely at her mercy.

>> No.37704348
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I only like foxes

>> No.37704361

>>37704281
I wonder what sleep sex is like?

>> No.37704377

Will I be able to tease a hellhound if I have a harem/wife already or would she just immediately rape me despite that?

>> No.37704384
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>>37699738
Summer (winter)

>> No.37704389

>>37704361
very slow and comfortable

>> No.37704394

>>37703981
>>37703862
Monster girl is a state of mind.

>> No.37704398
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>>37704348
Based.

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>>37704394
This.

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>>37704394
>>37704418
Nah, I need monster parts.
Majin-types are second class citizens as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.37704440

>>37703233
>armour forged by the norse gods that makes him DE immune
I've never understood that shit. Men are already immune to DE. That's how the basics of mana work.
Men's mana circulation is a closed system, they passively regenerate their spirit energy. To incubize they need to insert that demonic energy / mamono mana inside the system, i.e. fuck a monstergirl. Women have stunted regeneration but compensate by constantly absorbing mana from the environment; that's why they monsterize, they take in DE until it takes over. An armor that makes you immune to DE would be completely useless for a man unless he's only wearing it during sex.
You can argue that it's supposed to be to defend against magic, but again that's not how MGE mana works. It could repel the most basic and direct spells like Mana Shot but only when they're cast specifically in a demon realm. saying "I'm immune to spells because I have immunity to DE" is like saying "I'm immune to bullets because my coat repels a very specific brand of gunpowder".

>> No.37704447

>>37704384
Imagine being holed up in your house, below -30C outside, and looking out of the window only to see a bunch of ice monsters in skimpy swimsuits in the snow like they're on a beach.

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>>37704377
She'd just look at you like
>why would you say that?

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>> No.37704489

>>37704440
>An armor that makes you immune to DE would be completely useless for a man unless he's only wearing it during sex.
>"No baby, the armor stays on during sex"

>> No.37704492

>>37704418
Where is her nipple...?

>> No.37704510

>>37704453
>that perspective
Confirmed womanlet, time to bully the boss.

>> No.37704514

>>37704450
I don’t mean I’d make fun of her but I’d create situation to make her aroused

>> No.37704579

>>37704514
If your wife is open to harems then you're getting raped, if she isn't then she'd get annoyed and tell you to stop.

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Hellhounds are made to be bullied
>Overly tough exterior
>Never submits to anything
>Endless puppy energy
>Don’t know foreplay is
You could probably just bend one over and eat her pussy from behind and she’d lose her mind

>> No.37704800

>>37704205
why do people care so much about 'mofu'
its not even that good
smoothness/silkiness is nicer

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>> No.37704854

>>37704724
Cracking through that tough exterior to get the super dere side is the best part

>> No.37704860

>>37704800
>t. arachne
Go make another wedding dress for a kitsune

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>>37704800
Maybe you're just gay.

>> No.37705078

>>37694425
Siberian jinkos are doing fairly well. It's the Amur Ocelomehs we need to be worried about

>> No.37705130

>>37704440
people either ignore the lore or say "fuck you we're changing it"
for example, the authors notes here
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13989537/2/Fall-of-the-Gods

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>>37703313
Why miss anubi, what big ears you have.

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>>37705130
wew

>> No.37705207

>>37703015
>>37703021
>>37703087
>>37703121
I thought I was schizzing out but I've definitely seen all four of these images posted in succession before. What is this autism?

>> No.37705226

>>37704860
DO NOT BULLY THE SPINSTER

>> No.37705241
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Hydrodynamic fish.

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>>37705207
He's trying to communicate!

>> No.37705260

>>37705241
>vtumour garbage

>> No.37705271

>>37705141
Koko love...

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>>37705254
Slug needs more lewds.

>> No.37705307

>>37705241
thats a whale

>> No.37705330

>>37705207
No idea, I only posted the first one.

>> No.37705422

>>37694863
i bet she keeps her place of business ice cold

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>> No.37705474

>>37705289
Her body isn't very good for genital presentation

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>>37704440
Actually anon this isn't quite true. Men do absorb mana from the outside, they just do it much less than women do. Hence why men can turn into incubi simply from prolonged exposure to mamono realms, i.e. via mana erosion. To quote World Guide 3:

>On the other hand, since men have high mana productivity, erosion by mamono mana is gradual, and even when completely eroded, since the human mana is still continually produced and coexists with the mamono mana, they will not become monsters. Since monsters are beings which seek men's mana, and since mamono mana remaining within a man also furthers that goal by working towards boosting a man's ability to produce mana, men will become beings called “incubi” who are the partners of monsters that infinitely produce mana and pour it into them.

>Because of these differences, when human men and women concurrently stay in a mamono realm where the air is richly condensed with mamono mana, the monsterization of women tends to occur even faster than the incubization of men.

>> No.37705511

>>37697333
DragonTaur? I'm into it

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>>37704447
>Come out to the beach with us anon!

>> No.37705516

>>37702477
Fluffytaur

>> No.37705524

>>37702473
seems safe enough, will build my home there without molestation.

>> No.37705528

How does summoning magic work in MGE? I want to write a story on a guy summoning a demon/fiendish enitiy of some description but i dont want lorefags at my throat.

>> No.37705557

>>37705528
>Make pentagram
>Says some magic words
>You now have a demon in front of you

>> No.37705581

>>37705130
>You'd think since [the Sabbath] is involved with technology and research they would be making stuff that's useful and life-improving but sadly that's not the case
>if that doesn't raise some red flags clearly you haven't paid much attention or drank the kool aid and are too far gone to listen

>nothing useful and life-improving
>everything about Grelia and Merune's sabbaths
>Runya Runya's research work
>the fuckton of magic items creatd by the sabbath
>gremlins resurrecting the ancient civilization's tech
>mana cages
>the fucking magitech airships and submarines
>nothing fucking useful and life-improving

There is nothing I hate more than when a shit-for-brains chucklefuck acts like they've caught a setting in a "gotcha!" when it's blatant they know absolutely jack shit about said setting outside of some regurgitated third-hand internet memes. And I hate even more when they have the fucking audacity to claim that if you don't agree with their hot take it's because you haven't paid attention to the lore (that they know nothing of) or you're just an angry fanboy.

>> No.37705587

>>37705515
I want a snowubis and summerti to meet and be friends

>> No.37705589

>>37705528
The main summoning spell we know about is a large scale ritual spell called "fiendish pact," but that's probably far beyond the scope of your tale as it relies on agreeing to give over a whole city.

Presumably easier, small scale summoning magic exists, but I don't think it's been detailed.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Fiendish_Pact_(p98)

>> No.37705593

>>37705477
NTA but the point about immunity to magic is still valid.

>> No.37705601

>>37705593
Certainly, not arguing how flawed the story's premise is.

>> No.37705610

>>37705581
thought they would waste their times making fuckmaster 5000 then fuckmaster 5001 then fuckmaster 5002 and so on, i assumed monsters are so sex obssesed that any advancements they could make are diverted to stuff that enhances sex and stuff like that.

>> No.37705630

>>37705589
so all i gotta do is make a city and then sell it?

>> No.37705666

>>37705610
You’re correct, why have sex on a boring normal ship when you have have sex on a flying ship. Gotta do your deep sea monsters a solid and make a submarine so guys can visit them more easily.

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>this is what you wake up to with a Jinko wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUvYzXvIgc&ab_channel=WILDPanthera

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>>37705587
Cultural exchange, Deserti learns the way of the Pharaoh and her desert subjects! Snowbis packs her winter woolies to brave the cold north and build a great snow pyramid!

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>pulls up to you while you're walking down the street
>throws a ball of demonic energy at you
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

>> No.37705884

>>37694748
>>37694845
>>37695486
When and if KC does a full entry about those Submarines of Court Alf that the Aquatic monsters use. I can only imagine and expect all those Ace Combat 7 Alicorn and Mattias Torres memes and Crisp White Sheets to be made here.

DELIVERENCE.

>> No.37705906

>>37705855
Do I eat it? Do I fuck it? What does she expect from me?

>> No.37705921

>>37695777
>>37699472
Maybe that's just how her body works, even without using magic.

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>>37705906
Nah, you just incubize in the streets

>> No.37706002

>>37705630
We're talking hundreds of demons, devils, etc. anon, what could one man need with that many? Plus the monsters that sign up for this contract are expecting to get their own husbands, not to have to share one man among all of them.

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>>37705884
Given how much less attention the more recent setting guides get when it comes to the grimdark people, I wonder how long it will be before most of them even are aware such things exist?

For many of them some basic knowledge of Fallen Maidens seems like its as far as their knowledge of the settings books go.

>> No.37706043

>>37706002
Anon spends the better part of his life making a city for his Harem of hundreds only to be told nobody wants in, dreams crushed.

>> No.37706092

>>37705694
>this is what you wake up to with a Wurm wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q8ZBsumfZQ

>> No.37706097

>>37703233
I wish we had more MGE crossovers that weren't...you know..all Spacebattles

>> No.37706106

>>37706043
He'd get at least one anubis with that level of autism.

>> No.37706114

>>37706043
A cautionary tale, not all things pay off, settle for what you have not what you could have.

>> No.37706142

>>37706092
>this is what you wake up to with Wurm daughters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsuMqClh38M

>> No.37706156

>>37706092
I would spray liquid shit everywhere if I ever heard an alligator bellow irl but just listening to it like this is fucking cool.

>> No.37706158

>>37705884
>>37706039
PICTURE IT! TEN MILLION HUSBANDOS SAVED FOR A MERE ONE MILLION ORDER PLEBS!

HHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>> No.37706175
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>anon forgot to were his harpy proof hat again
Looks like another swooping incident today.

>> No.37706181

>>37706142
>wife comes home to find you using your daughters as laser guns again
>yells at you for starting without her

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>>37706097
The more unrelated two properties are, the more likely it is that a crossover will just be an embarrassment for both.

>> No.37706218

>>37706106
Whats anon gonna do with an anubis in a empty city?

>> No.37706219
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>>37706175
oh no
please dont snatch me off the ground and press me into your crotch as you fly me to your nest
anything but that

>> No.37706220

>>37706191
Mge x call of duty. I just wanna hear angry squeaker hellhounds say they fucked my dad

>> No.37706227
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>>37705528
Make it up so long as it's funny/hot no one gives a shit.

>> No.37706229

>>37706043
At least he has a place to live, think of the bright side

>> No.37706230
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>>37706218
Repopulate it

>> No.37706237

>>37706043
Call the sabbath?

>> No.37706249
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>>37706219
Looks like the early bird gets the worm once again.

>> No.37706265
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>>37705528
Summoning individual entities is perfectly fine, but they pretty much have to arrange for it to work beforehand.
Like you can't just summon any demon in existence, but you could summon any demon who has done the "magical sign-up" that makes them summon-able, if that makes sense.

>> No.37706299

>>37706265
>"magical sign-up"
so a demon can sign up for essentially a lottery for a husband? is there a human version for the sign up? I just want to be summoned by a nerdy demon

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>>37706299
Something like that, though it's unclear how or if a human could sign up. Here's the relevant info:

>The fiends summoned by this ritual are not chosen indiscriminately, instead they are those bound to an agreement beforehand, and many groups have been formed for the purpose of summoning rituals. The fiends belonging to these groups inculcate humans, and the remaining books regarding “fiendish pact” also include spell formulas that specify the group to which one belongs. If the formulas are missing, or the group has already been summoned by a different city, then apparently it's set up so that another group will be randomly summoned. The majority of those who belong to these groups are races called fiends such as “demons” and “devils (encyclopedia II – p.10)”, but it's not a requirement, and apparently races who like to devotedly serve and spoil men such as “inari (encyclopedia I – p.200)”, “kikimora (encyclopedia II- p.78)”, and “shoggoth (encyclopedia II – p.164)” may sometimes also be members.

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>>37706322
is your monster cat-proof?

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>>37706191
>Welcome back, brigador.

>> No.37706358
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>>37706299
Well there's generic summoning that pulls any qualifying individual at random, but you could also summon a specific one of them if you know their magical signature. This is probably what you find in old forbidden tomes that have spells to summon notorious powerful demons and whatnot: summoning spells tuned to a specific entity.
In theory a human could arrange for such a spell to work on them as well... though you'd probably have to invent your own variation that works to summon humans instead of monsters, and then spread knowledge of the spell to monsters.

>> No.37706380

>>37706230
I dont think they will be able to fill a whole city

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>>37694146
https://twitter.com/NakadashiK/status/1470092941674827778
Fuck night gaunts.

>> No.37706406

>>37706039
Who is the Captain of that Submarine?

>> No.37706420

>>37706227
>monsters learn they can summon men
>rapture-tier disappearances across the globe as nearly a quarter of the planet's population is sucked into the demon realms
>jealous order priestesses start summoning their men back
>some guys get caught in a tug of war between a paladin and a monster on either side of a portal

>> No.37706443

>>37706328
>Attempt to summon sexy demon mommy
>Get sub birb GF instead
Eh, it could be worse.

>> No.37706452
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>>37706420
>Anon kicking the order paladin yelling he doesn't want to leave.
>Hellhound who summoned anon holding on for dear life like a dog with bone.

>> No.37706457
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>>37706443
>sub birb GF

Hey now, kikimora have a wild side to them too.

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>>37706420
What if this was how things used to be and now the "you must magically apply" requirement for summoning is due to a massive summon-blocking spell that was cast to stop the endless bickering.

>> No.37706464

>>37706322
>>37706336
FAT TAIL

>> No.37706472

>>37706406
Unknown, presumably quite a variety of people could pilot one with training.

>> No.37706477

>>37706420
>"Back off slut! He belongs in human hands!"
>"He's happier with me, Order prude! You could never make him happy!"
>meanwhile anon just wants a quiet life with a happy wife

>> No.37706478
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>>37706380
Give it time

>> No.37706505

>>37706420
Anon should smudge paladin chan's summoning circle

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>>37706420
>entire cities changing from 50/50 gender ratios to 20/80 due to mamano kidnappings

>> No.37706520

>>37706420
>tfw you were summoned by a dragon mage that was too lonely but was too proud to admit it

>> No.37706528

>>37706039
>>37706158
I don't see what would be wrong with a MGE Mattias Torres with an MGE Alicorn Sub.

Wouldn't it just be some Yandere-ish or crazy Sub Captain who might have been spirited away by Sea Mamono (that hi-jacked the Alicorn). And now is roaming the seas, targeting and threatening the Order's Vatican City with a Mamono Mana Super Gun, to save ten million senpais for a million Order Prudes.

>> No.37706529
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>>37706520
I'd teasingly shittalk her about constantly

>> No.37706535

>>37706505
>it only summons your dick
this may also present a problem

>> No.37706549

>>37706508
Luckily MGE humans have sex ratios that skew toward men anyway. If anything such a mass summoning would just even things out (monsters probably aren't numerous enough to take more than the excess men, and wouldn't take married men either).

>> No.37706571

>>37706549
I assumed he was talking about Earth, specifically.

>> No.37706575

>>37706535
>Confused monster watching anon's face while paladin chan rides his disembodied cock
On the bright side she'll end up corrupt and anon gets two monster wives

>> No.37706584

>>37706457
Livin' the dream right there

>> No.37706611

>>37699690
Did

>> No.37706636

>>37706529
>dragon mage is mixing something in her caudlron
>Anon pops up out of nowhere, scaring her
>"What ya doing, sweetcheeks?"

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37706666

>>37694146
Repent, monsterfuckers.

>> No.37706685

>>37706457
I want to summon a kiki by making a summoning circle with the cheetos dust off my fingers.

>> No.37706689

>>37706685
>summons gamer kiki

>> No.37706724

>>37706689
https://images2.imgbox.com/b8/ee/gXVHzfpQ_o.gif

>> No.37706742
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>>37706666
>Implying I'm sorry

>> No.37706759
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>>37694146

>> No.37706774
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>>37706742
FAT

>> No.37706802
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>Trapped in a cushioned room that's all red with a single, horny mino
>Neither of you are wearing any clothes
>Painted red on your abdomen is a message that says "Free Cum!" with an arrow pointing to your genitals
How many seconds do you survive with your virginity in tact?


I could probably manage about 20 seconds

>> No.37706808

>>37706724
ah yes, the rgb kiki that is even more of a gamer than you

>> No.37706815
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>> No.37706825

>>37706802
I'm lunging first

>> No.37706835

>>37706825
You're not gonna give her the satisfaction of the struggle to remain pure?

>> No.37706837

>>37706666
>repent
>6666
What did he mean by this?

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>>37706774
i don't know about the cherubim but the seraphs be looking meaty

>> No.37706855

i wanna date a humpty

>> No.37706861

>>37706855
do you roll her around from place to place or what?

>> No.37706883

>>37706825
>>37706835
He's clearly lubed up from head to toe, more slippery than an Alabama catfish. She'll never take him.

>> No.37706898

>>37706861
i can keep a net with shoulder straps on me to carry her a around if she makes a shell

>> No.37706900

>>37706883
>anon gets grabbed by the mino
>starts bouncing around the room

>> No.37706905

>>37695723
Dairy isn't cheap in Japan due to the limited landmass, they do have farms, but Milk is more expensive.

>> No.37706908

>>37706883
Also makes it easier to insert

>> No.37706940

>>37706883
>>37706908
High risk. High reward.

Either you tire her out because you keep slipping away, and she becomes easy bait for you to take her yourself or to subdue/restrain.
OR
She goes full rage mode from frustration, stops trying to grab you, and starts trying to gore you with her horns.
Your body won't actually get gored by the horns, but your spirit energy will, and you'll become a sitting duck for her to rape violently and with anger.

>> No.37706967

is your waifu top heavy?

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>>37706967
Anon, you can't just ask something like that out of the blue. It's rude.

>> No.37706988

>>37706940
>Either you tire her out because you keep slipping away, and she becomes easy bait for you to take her yourself or to subdue/restrain.
Yes, excellent

Give her the slip for long enough until you can slip it in yourself

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>> No.37706996

>>37701041
>white

pass

>> No.37706997

>>37706967
yes, she has at least 4 gallons on her at all times but she has the hips and ass to match

>> No.37707011

>>37706967
no she is back heavy

>> No.37707016

>>37706995
cute autism shog

>> No.37707020

>>37706967
The ryu is

>> No.37707025

>>37706520
>d-don't look at me like that!
>actually, don't look at me at all!
>I just summoned you because...
>...because I needed someone to clean my hoard! Yeah.
>but you have to wear this butler outfit while you clean
>and you have to bring me stuff too
>and you have to stay in my sight while you do everything!
>because I don't trust you
>yeah
>n-now hop to it!
>I'm very busy, you know!
>dragon spends the next few hours hovering behind Anon while she watches him sweep

>> No.37707026

>>37706967
She's a Holstaur so yes.

>> No.37707039

i want to consume humpty jelly straight from her flat jelly titties

>> No.37707041
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>>37694146
>HYAAA!

>> No.37707046
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This lady is frighteningly strong, and apparently her tentacles at least can shift to gigantic sizes.

>However, this enormous battleship would never actually make its appearance on the battlefield. All of the soldiers had boarded, and the people that had stayed behind were waving Diana flags and seeing them off. Together with the Queen’s shout, the whistle announcing the departure roared, and the long-awaited departure from the royal capital... did not come. The first one to notice something was wrong was the ship’s helmsman. Even though the magical engine should have been operational, the ship only jolted and wouldn’t move... The next ones to get suspicious were the soldiers that noticed the ship was not moving at all, even though the whistle had sounded. At the same time, the people waving flags to see her off became suspicious as well. The first person to realize the truth was a lone youth who could not go to see the ship off because he had injured his leg, and was absentmindedly staring at the enormous hull from his home some distance from port. The moment the loud roar of the whistle reached the young man’s home and ears, he saw something like black ropes appear from out of the dark sea, and one after the other entwine around the ship’s bow, central tower, and hull. The people on board the ship, and those that had come to see her off couldn’t notice this, because they were too close. When they had finally noticed it, it was too late. Somehow, a number of giant black squid tentacles were wrapped around the ship.

>Some were confused, and shouted out.
>Some soldiers, exceedingly calm, went to contact the captain.
>Some heroes, noticing something unusual, began running out to the deck from inside the ship.
>Some Order soldiers thrust their swords into the tentacles, but they simply bounced off and the blades did not pass through.

>Then they heard something like a creaking sound, and the soldiers on board the ship, for just a moment, felt a drifting sensation as if they were floating. Some of the people that had come to see the ship off were so scared they turned their backs and fled, but as soon as the ship began to shake, their view was blocked by water falling like a torrential downpour. Many had no idea what had even happened at that moment. Only the young man gazing from a distance saw the whole story of a huge island-sized ship being captured by black tentacles, and sinking into the sea.

>The Asuramis Sea. In this sea, also called “The Sea of Evil”, there was no monster realm, nor did it have particularly many monsters.
>The word “Evil” only referred to one thing, a monstrosity that sunk ships passing by in an instant, named after the sea in question, “Asura Mythra”...

>...Indeed. As you can guess, this was the work of my lord, the Kraken Asura Mythra. My lord is a friend of the Great Songstress, and when the Great Songstress’s husband went out to battle, it seems she received various information. She was wondering if there was anything she could do, when she heard about the Queen Diana from monsters monitoring the sea near Diana... “This ship is particularly dangerous, I hear. At this rate, I suppose the little humans are in a lot of danger, huh”...It seems she did it thinking this.

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>> No.37707051

>>37707025
What if I rub and shine her scales? Polish her horns? Massage her wings?

>> No.37707065

>>37707046
how'd you think krakens sink ships?

>> No.37707083

>>37707025
>You polish that gold like a good little human
>you go up to your new dragon mistress and lower your head for a headpat for a job well done

>> No.37707084

>>37707025
>>37707051
She is the most beautiful treasure in the horde after all so it's only natural to take care of her too.

>> No.37707118

>>37706995
that shog has orange hair.

>> No.37707123

>>37707065
Until her we didn't have anything concrete on what it actually looked like, if it was some kind of superman feat with a tiny kraken pulling down the ship or if it involved size shifting.

>> No.37707139

>>37707025
I will hug her

>> No.37707140

>>37707051
>you want to WHAT?!
>I- I- I-
>you little lecher!
>toying with my heart like that!
>GET OUT!
>dragon unsummons you back into your home
>resummons you again after a few minutes
>tries hard to hide the fact that she was panicking after thinking she lost you forever

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>>37707083
>She starts to headpat, but then begins caressing your head before she catches herself.

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>>37707046
>>37707065
>>37707123

>> No.37707158

>>37707123
i'm still a fan of the kraken jumping out of the sea, making an "ei" noise and elbow dropping the ship in half

>> No.37707171

>>37707158
damn, she fucking heavy

>> No.37707176

>>37707041
Someone please help me! This Valkyrie won't stop pointing her sword at me!

>> No.37707184

>>37707155
>having to point out where the kraken touched you to the monster cop

>> No.37707201

>>37707155
>disposition: peaceful, gentle
one of the great mysteries of the ocean

>> No.37707202

>>37707201
Well they do peacefully and gently drag ships down, ensuring nobody gets hurt.

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>>37707184
>she's furiously masturbating for some reason
>in heavy breathes, she always asks "Yea? What happened next?"
>she said it would help her investigation so you can't really say anything
>mg police are so weird

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>> No.37707263

>>37707203
>...a-and then she touched me...in my...no no place...
>"Huff huff...bet you liked it...mm...you slut..."
>excuse me?
>"Err..I mean...please continue dear"

>> No.37707270

>>37707184
>they hand you a living doll to use

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>> No.37707286

>>37701336
Cute

>> No.37707287
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>>37695736
Northern White-faced Owl. Same species as from Kemono Friends.

>> No.37707292

that image fills me with fury

>> No.37707296

>>37707203
>the living doll is also very aroused as well
>she gets wetter as you point out what haoppened
>You swear the doll is humping your hand

>> No.37707307

>>37707273
>bringing your zombie gf to meet your wight momster
how would that go?

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>> No.37707336

>>37707046
>Kraken Vs. Red October

>> No.37707344

>>37707296
nice

>> No.37707350

>>37707307
she'll think how cute it was as your father did the same with her

>> No.37707352

>>37707296
>ask to get a new doll because yours was starting to leak something
>hear a loud "No" from two voices
>wait, weren't you talking to just one police officer?

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>> No.37707363

>>37707352
>bluebean the living doll right before she gets off
my fetish

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>> No.37707372

Minotaurs must make warrior monster girls seethe. They basically just sleep and eat all day, and somehow manage to stay in tip-top shape. Their natural axe-wielding skills strike fear into the hearts of all, and on top of that, men absolutely adore them. They make no effort to breed with "select" males that are warriors themselves in some vain attempt to "keep the species strong." They just go for the nearest guy and take him. Young, old, built, or fat. They don't care. And despite all this, they're strong, beautiful, desired, and capable warriors. Among the best of them all.

Meanwhile salamanders, jinkos, hinezumis, lizardman, and so on all have to train. They train and fight all day, but despite that, they're still no match for minotaurs and their natural charm and prowess. They frequently lose to men. Maybe you have a freak or two that wants to pair up with a jinko or salamander, but those are few and far between, and most just leave them out to dry. Furthermore, they're harsh on their men. They want them to train and constantly sharpen their battle skills. Minotaurs don't demand anything from their men other than love, cuddles, and sex.

I don't know about you, but I recognize the superiority of minos.

And you think all this is bad, wait till they see a holst. The collective ass-clench and seethe from these warrior monster girls is enough to make the planet go supernova. All the strength and capability of a mino, but well-endowed, with delicious milk, and envied by all women, monster and human. Soft and docile, but with the capability to be ferocious and unforgiving.

>> No.37707408

>>37707363
>put doll down because you are uncomfortable in continuing
>she seemingly jumps back into your hand
>you look at the cop in shock and she urges you to continue
don't think it will be that easy

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>> No.37707447

>>37707408
time to plead the fifth right as I get to the good pint where I am describing my mindbreak

>> No.37707457

>living doll ventiloquist dummy
that's some next level fisting

>> No.37707459

>>37707292
???

>> No.37707470

>>37707459
On the other hand, it makes me giggle like a little girl

>> No.37707492

>>37707447
>blue beaning two officers of the law
anon, you're just asking for another mindbreak

>> No.37707507

>>37707492
im going to use the officers own cuffs to cuff her to the table and tease her

>> No.37707509

Salamanders then
>indominable warriors
>trained night and day to hone their bodies
>only the strongest men could defeat them

Salamanders now
>oh no, you beat me at rock paper scissors
>looks like I'm your wife now, ha ha

What the hell happened? These kids would NEVER have had a husband back in my day. Plenty of older salamanders STILL haven't found a husband because they're too strong. Some call them bitter, but they know that finding a strong man is better than spending your youth waking up next to someone you love. It is NOT cope.

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>>37707509
>marrying your childhood friend sally cause you beat her at mario kart
times change old man

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>>37694146

>> No.37707524

>>37707509
salamander zombie is fairly plausible. a fine cousin to the dragon zombie.

>> No.37707582

>>37707509
>too strong
more like too strong in spaghettifu when a man says hi to them

>> No.37707599

I wanna beat my salamander childhood in a greco-roman wrestling match but it just keeps turning into sex before either of us get the pin what should I do?

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>> No.37707632

>>37707623
look at the size of those paws, aren't they so cute?

>> No.37707645

>>37707623
What a memer!

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>>37707509
>ywn beat the schoolyard bully so bad at something she seethes about for years until she has the courage to ask you at in highschool

>> No.37707668

>>37707659
ask you out* don't mind me had dumb lizards on the brain

>> No.37707678

>>37707141
Damn i want to be headpatted

>> No.37707710

How to not be seen as a slut to monsters?

>> No.37707717

>>37707710
dont be a slut, easy. if you are a slut, theres nothing wrong with that, so own it.

>> No.37707728

>>37707710
why do you ask for the impossible, even covering up is slutty to monsters

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>>37707710
The point is to find a single monster you can release all your slut desires on. Just absolutely ruin her.

>> No.37707770

>>37707750
better yet, find a monster whos equally slutty as you, so you can both ruin eachother

>> No.37707822

>>37707710
i gave up on trying not to look like so I went ful manslut, skimpy clothes and all. All the monsters just leave me alone now

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>>37707599
Apply the oroboros technique to keep your dick from entering her, this will keep your penis from entering her and stops it from disrupting your pin. Then enter her nether hole after you complete the pin to enlighten her to the ancient wisdom. Say, "This is what the ancient sages suggested when they called love a 'burning ring of fire'." Good luck padawan. Captcha: KJPD8

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Good doggy

>> No.37707887

>>37707881
every canine is a doggy to me

>> No.37707898

>>37707881
>catching your hellhound wife wolfing down some dog treats
how much rape will it take for you to forget that?

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>>37694146

>> No.37707905
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>>37707509
Janken is serious, mom! It's a real sport, and you need real strength to do it! We almost have enough single lizards to qualify as an Olympic sport. Just a few more and we can beat the committee into submission. Why can't you be happy for us? PS Stop sending us weight sets and chain mail, we don't even use them.

>> No.37707919

>>37707898
It wouldn't take very much ra-
>looks down at twine tied around finger
>ominous background music and close up on twine
Never. Never forget.

>> No.37707927

>>37707444
Ugh, this is that tranny yeti vtuber isn't it?

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>> No.37707984

>>37707970
what a fancy kiki, wish i was rich enough to afford her

>> No.37707995

>>37694146
Do you help your wife while she is molting or you let she do it on her own?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNUBpsEy5w

>> No.37707997

>>37704289
I will gladly accept this r@.

>> No.37708001

>>37707905
>want salamander gf
>not good at sports so you come up with a way to get one a less scrupulous way
>challenge local salamander to rock paper scissors
>fire lights in her eyes
>she agrees a little too enthusiastically
>wut
>best of three
>count off the pumps
>salamander glaring at your hand like she's trying to burn a hole through it
>as you throw your choice, she does some whacky hand ninjutsu move
>counters your paper
>try to trick her by throwing paper again
>pulls the same bullshit
>almost like she's changing her sign mid throw, but just early enough that you can't call her on it
>overwhelmingly smug as she holds her scissors at you
>tells you to come back when you're less pathetic
>you decide to just hit the gym and skip this horseshit

>> No.37708005

>>37707509
I do feel this is a dumb case of KC trying to please people who don't need to be pleased. MGE is a fantasy, if you can't even imagine beating one in a fight as your ideal fantasy land self then just find another girl

>> No.37708015

>>37707970
I can only imagine her mastah's face when she first showed what a rocking body she had under her maid uniform.

>> No.37708017

>>37708005
Or just cheat, even. Sallies aren't the ones you need to beat, just give them a thrill.

>> No.37708021

>>37708001
>>37708005
Handlets typed these posts. Jaken is a real martial art. Swords are gay and for old people.

>> No.37708023

>>37708015
I'd be impressed that she managed to make a dress of holding. She'd need one to hide those kinds of assets.

>> No.37708029

>>37708005
To be clear, to my knowledge he never said that salamanders will accept just any competition. It's just that the details are negotiable and depends on the individual salamander and how serious the man is about wooing her.

>> No.37708035
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THIS CREATURE. HAS BEEN IN MY MIND. FOR TOO LONG.

>> No.37708044

>>37708017
>thrill of cheating
Eww. Go fuck a double horn horse and stay out of competitions.
>>37708029
>based anon destined to be raped by lizard waife

>> No.37708055
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>>37708035
No one can resist clown pussy

>> No.37708067

>>37708029
>>37708044
Basically if a salamander or lizardman senses you are sincere in your love but regular training and such just doesn't work then she's going to find some way to satisfy her instincts while also accepting you.

>> No.37708093

>>37708055
i could!

>> No.37708103

>>37708005
i'm embarassed at some of the inane questions KC has been asked.
if you want a snowflake member of a species and it's inoffensive to the setting the answer is always "sure why not". don't really need to bother the man about it.

>> No.37708106
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Clunny

>> No.37708110

>>37708106
>ywn have a loli clown sit on your lap as you help her make jokes

>> No.37708118

>>37708067
What would she do to satisfy her instincts? Will be a strict regimen of oral sex, making out, and training to get anon to be the very best like no one ever was?

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>>37708055
>>37708106

>> No.37708139

Lizards and Salamanders are exclusively made for ryona.

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>>37708055
>clown pussy
>not clussy
fucking poser

>> No.37708145

>>37708103
Nooo my nerdy heckdoggarino fluffing has to be canonicicationated by KCdooderino!!!!

>> No.37708158

>>37708139
nyo...

>> No.37708162

>>37708139
wish i had a redcap wife to powerbomb through our coffee table after she ambushed and stabbed me a couple times.

>> No.37708164

>>37708118
Well if they simply want to experience being overpowered by him, even if only temporarily, raging mushrooms are an option.

Somewhat related, but in one case study KC tweeted about he featured a lizardman who somehow co-opted an evil wizard's attempt to control her with a spell to instead use the magic to satisfy her own desires (namely empowering her husband and temporarily weakening herself so he could ravish her).

>> No.37708176

>tfw no monster to bathe me after work and talk to me

>> No.37708180
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37708180

>>37708158
Video evidence proves that they have to service Vicky. There is no deeper suffering. So this one is confirmed. Fact is stranger than fiction.

>> No.37708192

37708180
go to /d/, faggot

>> No.37708194

>>37708164
>lacing your food with steroids
Clever and kinky girl.

>> No.37708203

>>37708194
And perfectly safe compared to steroids too, since raging mushrooms don't actually make the man any stronger.

>> No.37708204

>>37708158
Their profiles are just the synopsis for Battle Raper

>> No.37708206

37708192
go shit in a hat, steve

>> No.37708209
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>>37694146

>> No.37708212

>>37708209
>tfw this is the third time some monster broken into your house on Christmas to be your gift

>> No.37708221

>>37708209
>elf
i wanted a monster for Christmas
glad i kept the receipt

>> No.37708223

>>37707970
I like this kiki. Imagine her pregnant

>> No.37708227

>>37708209
oh man, elf again? i got that last year! and the year before

>> No.37708232

>>37708209
I asked monster Santa for clown ass

>> No.37708247

>>37708223
i like to imagine all monsters pregnant, like my sahu.

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>>37708227
santa gets all that borean elf labor in return for prospective husbands

>> No.37708251

>>37708223
>Imagine her pregnant

Perhaps she wore the outfit in the hopes of making that reality.

>> No.37708293

>>37708250
>oh boy christmas day! lets see what santa got me...
>see a bunch of elf shape presents under your tree
>maybe I'll just see what my stocking is
>loli elf in your stocking, covering her face with her hands like it would hide her

>> No.37708295
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37708295

>>37708247
very based

>> No.37708309

>>37708250
Why are tribal elves always such sluts?

>> No.37708315

>>37708293
How does one monsterize elves into an actual monster? Can I bring them to a lich or something?

>> No.37708320
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37708320

>>37708309
why do humans cum so easily?

>> No.37708325

>>37708250
"I will have my own throne and kingdom! I will have my own queen, but she will be no elf!", said the Cimmerian. This came true, but that is a story for another day.

>> No.37708326

>>37708320
Because if they didn't then monsters would NEVER get pregnant. They should be thankful.

>> No.37708330

>>37708320
thats not the approved maid uniform
dumb elves cant even dress themselves right

>> No.37708332

>>37708247
But anon, fish lay unfertilised eggs for their mate to then spray semen on. They don’t get pregnant.

>> No.37708369

>>37708332
>not having her lay the eggs in front of you
>not spurting your thick seed into her hungry wet egg shitter
>not watching her crawl over the egg clutch with her tail raised provocatively
>not seeing her look you dead in the eye as she simultaneously masturbates and squeezes out your thick loads all over her eggs
>not having her hold your gaze while she spreads her pussy
>not hearing her mournfully mention that she ran out of seed
Why for you to do it like is alp, smooth in the noggin anon boy?

>> No.37708385

37708180
God I need to see this fleshed out to an actual game. I hope my dick still works when I'm 80 and AI has advanced to a point where you can just tell it what you want and it can program and script and animate an entire game for you.

>> No.37708431

>>37708332
Real sharks, guppies, etc. use internal fertilization, as do all MGE aquatic monster girls.

>> No.37708435

>>37708315
That would just get you an undead elf.

>> No.37708441

>>37708435
At least she'd be blue. That's almost as good as having a drow, but without the pet spider.

>> No.37708473

>>37695736
I can see owl mages doing this to better conform to their desired mate's sexual preferences - as they have just the right kind of generalist body type and disposition to make that possible. I bet an owl mage skilled in fluff management can easily attract sabbathfag, hagfag, and beegfag alike without breaking.

>> No.37708480

>>37708473
the true weapon is spats

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37708527

>>37708247
Yes.

>> No.37708577
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>> No.37708578

>>37708332
egg laying is hotter

>> No.37708598

>>37706380
A ryu canonically did that in Dragonia so I don't see why it couldn't be done with an anubis

>> No.37708599

>>37707623
>tfw no Cheshire mom who uses outdated memes.

>> No.37708627

>>37708577
CERBERUS!
CERBERUS!
CERBERUS!

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>>37708627
>fake heads Cerberus
No way fag
Even helltaker's spin on it is better than that.

>> No.37708689
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37708689

>>37708671
Aww, don't be that way.

>> No.37708692

>>37708671
>have cerberus wife
>each morning you give them a kiss goodbye
>this takes a long time since each head gets jealous and wants more kisses when you kiss another head
>always late to work because of this
>worth it though

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>>37708689
It's just gloves, why would anyone ever consider that acceptable?

>> No.37708710

what are the usual places you guys go for MG porn?

>> No.37708713

Do you have what it takes to win a "human-man show" for your waifu? It's like a dog shoe but for human men!

>> No.37708717

>>37708708
Come on, she puts a lot of work into making those talk.

>> No.37708741
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>>37708713
Absolutely not, I can't handle public stuff like that.
Any such business would be solely in the confines of our home.

>>37708692
The competition gets even worse for petting.

>>37708710
Pixiv.

>> No.37708744

>>37708035
Love that game.

Castle of Temptation (still in development) for those wondering, made by Poring. It's behind a patreon paywall, but you can try a demo for free.

>> No.37708747

>>37708741
i visit pixiv but it's far from my primary source because of the heavy censoring

>> No.37708752

>>37708385
Or better yet, VR is so good that you can actually screw monster girls and it feels like you're actually screwing them

>> No.37708776

>/d/fags responding to their own posts now
Yikes

>> No.37708794
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>>37708747
Fair, but it's a goldmine for ecchi, and makes it really easy to find artists that usually have their material uncensored elsewhere. Pixiv has the BEST discoverability of any art host bar none. It's not even close.
I don't understand why suggestions based on what you've favorited are such a foreign concept to everywhere else.

>> No.37708796

>>37708776
meds

>> No.37708807

>>37708796
>buzzwords
Way to out yourself as a tourist

>> No.37708808

>>37708794
i actually haven't used the favorite feature but i do agree about discoverability because i do use their profiles to find their work elsewhere

>> No.37708815

>>37708807
anon have you looked at your own post? there was never any need to be like that.

>> No.37708834

>>37708752
Personally, I don't see the point of VR. If it's advanced to be that good, it's advanced enough to give us real life automaton gfs that are perfect machine copies of any monstergirl. May as well just enjoy it in real life.

I'd only enter VR to do magic.

>> No.37708838

>>37708808
In short:
>Under every work is a big list of suggestions based on common favorites among people who have said work favorited
>The “Discovery” page on Pixiv will produce a massive list of suggestions based upon your favorites history (with priority to more recent favorites)
I never run out of new things to find with these.

>> No.37708860

>>37708834
i'd a real life automaton

>> No.37708874

>>37708860
Me too

>> No.37708948
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37708948

Smashing the monkey

>> No.37708952

>>37708948
Shock the monkey

>> No.37708962

>>37708948
Monkeys are meant to be spanked.

>> No.37708966

>>37708962
Don't you monkey with the monkey

>> No.37708979

>>37708948
i like flat monkey

>> No.37708985

>>37708979
I like round monke

>> No.37708988

>>37708209
but i'm a muslim

>> No.37709012

>>37708988
Inshallah brother, I saw your whore Apsara wife flash her tits at you under her hijab in public the other day and Allah(SWT) as my witness you did not beat her.

>> No.37709019
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37709019

No monky business!

>> No.37709022
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37709022

Human men are designed to be tied to sacrificial alters and get sucked off until they cry.

>> No.37709026
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>> No.37709033

>>37709026
>Nipples

>> No.37709039

>>37709022
that's actually true and this is not at all biased by my desire for an ocelomeh

>> No.37709043

>>37709012
First of all I want let you refer to our Lady Druella, without adding "princess". Second of all, we all know that the only thing Order deserves is mana bombing.

>> No.37709065

>>37709043
>Prophet Muhamunahamuna (PBUH) and his wife Lady Druella (may her bosom remain bountiful)

>> No.37709077

>>37709019
I wish to poke those abs

>> No.37709103

>>37709022
But, what about the city of gold?! I was told there would be treasure! All I see is strong jungle cats!

>> No.37709106

>>37709103
strong jungle cats ARE the treasure

>> No.37709114

>>37709103
Sorry anon, even in a new world you still got tricked by cats.

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>>37709106
>>37709114
No! I need to get back to the ship and leave befo-

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>>37709022
We'll see how tough they are when I break out my secret weapon

>> No.37709147
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37709147

Three words. Nursing. Cocoon. Handjob.

>> No.37709164

>>37709147
i've thought a fair amount about the intimacy of being in the cocoon with her

>> No.37709170

>>37709143
The power of scritches!

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>>37709139
How nice of jungle rapecats to solve the captcha and click send for Anon.

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>>37709203
It's an intimidation tactic monsters use to draw in more anons. They think we'll go check on him if it sounds like he's in distress

>> No.37709312

>>37709065
Let me talk a bit about Deonora, that tourist guide

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>>37707155

>> No.37709497

>>37707046
>have many daughters with kraken wife
>years pass
>receive letters from multiple shipping companies
>"please tell your daughters to stop destroying our ships"

>> No.37709502

>>37709322
Having to deal with all these aquatic thots as a pirate is exhausting.

>> No.37709564

>>37709497
Tell their future husbands to stop evacuating. Seriously if a kraken fell for you, just jump out of the board, don't drag everyone with you. And if you actualy evacuate while others get married, just to board another boat - fuck you.

>> No.37709629

>Nure onago come from the strong feelings of loss and sadness shared by widows of drowning victims – particular those widows of sailors lost at sea. These feelings build up and materialize into a nure onago, whose desire for attention is the amplified desire of heartbroken widows to see their husbands again.
>Nure Onago crave human companionship, being the spirits of women who lost loved ones to drowning. If approached with kindness by anyone, they will follow them around forever.

Why do you think KC omitted this? I think it adds a lot of nuance to an otherwise forgettable girl.

>> No.37709712

>>37709629
That would imply that the sea monsters just let you drown if they're not attracted to you, which isn't the tone KC is going for.

>> No.37709770

>>37709629
Nureonago is not forgettable, you just have bad taste.

>> No.37709937

>>37709712
Monstergirls cannot be everywhere in the sea at all times. Their population is already smaller than humanity and if it's anything near earthlike, then the majority of the surface are will be sea.

You could potentially argue that humans have shipping lanes, and knowledge of these exponentially increases the likelyhood of MG encounter while out boating, but surely not every drowning person ever is rescued.

>> No.37709976

>>37709770
You forgot about her.

>> No.37710052

>>37694389
This description is pleasantly eldritch, although perhaps less jizz-drenched than I expected

>> No.37710100

>>37695116
Struggle
Fail
Beg
She is undeterred
Try not to orgam while you're raped
Really fail
Try to shake the pink mist out of your head the morning after
Find yourself instead Amazon positioned for a morning quickie
Try to escape while she's asleep
Curse your noodle-like limbs and raging erection as you try to sneak out of her nest

>> No.37710179

>>37709937
>but surely not every drowning person ever is rescued.
Iirc every drowning person IS rescued because goddess Poseidon has gone rogue, and her goddess-magic prevents perma-death.
Notoriously, MGE lore (or Engrish translations, take your pick) is self-contradictory; the best I can infer that's half-consistent is that if you go under the water and there's no MGs around, Poseidon's magic keeps you in an edge-of-death coma until you're found by a Sea Bishop or whatever.

>> No.37710240

>>37709937
I'd like to see monster girl clusters migrating with changing trade routes, that constantly shift to avoid said monster girls wrecking the entire sea trade for hubby's dick.

>> No.37710354

>>37710179
Well I'm just going to headcanon all Nureonago as being old as fuck and pre-DL then.

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37710390

>>37709976
No I did not faggot don’t try me.

>> No.37710417

>>37710354
Honestly I don't quite buy this "no one dies tragically ever", after all there's all this lore about afterlife, but at the same time I think it's incredibly unimportant. I know KC doesn't want to think about stuff like that, but he's forced to because of the western autists, and it's the only reason why we're getting those tidbits about death.
I say it's pointless to think about that topic. What does it matter if some guy drowns? At worst he gets reincarnated and gets into a new pipeline straight to monster pussy again.

>> No.37710421

>>37710390
When was the last time you even posted about one?

>> No.37710467

>>37710421
I saw discussion about her a few weeks ago when Anon wanted a shoggy maid, but with no assimilation or going insane. Someone brought her as the perfect match, and we talked about her.

>> No.37710470

>>37706039
Fallen Maidens kills the westerner.

>> No.37710542

>>37710354
>>37710417
You could always interpret it that grieving naval widows still exist, because they *think* their husband is dead when in fact he's just stranded on the other side of the world in a mershark rapecave with his new wife

>> No.37710586
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Do you think Green Worms like swimming? I wonder if they like surfing or snorkeling?

>> No.37710625

>>37710421
I only started posting here again 2 days ago. She was the undisputed best slime before shoggoth gave her anything resembling competition.

>> No.37710654

>>37706039
The grimdark people either have no interest in the books outside the "core" because it's silly to read the lore for a porn setting (but it's perfectly okay to shit on it based on incomplete and outdated information), don't even know they exist, or ignore them because it would ruin their narrative of a dystopic world where they paint smiles on your soul or whatever the expression is.

>> No.37710690

>>37710625
Queen slimes still have the most potential and Dark slimes hit the spot better.

>> No.37710698

>>37710586
they sink

>> No.37710783

>>37710690
Nobody ever posts about them, there are like 3 slimes that are just DQ references and none of them stand out. Nureonago has strong housewife vibes so she stands out much better.

>> No.37710841

>>37710698
>wurm is excited to be at the beach
>anon is just trying his hardest to make sure she doesn't drown

>> No.37710856

>>37710783
>No one posts about them
No one posts about slimes in general except for shoggy, and she's mostly popular for the whole AAAAAA A WELSHMAN NIGGERMAN SAVE ME aspect.

Queen Slime has the harem of one aspect down
Parasite slime has the symbiote feel, like nightgaunt except lacking aforementioned niggerman themes
Dark Slime has the core shenanigans and the radical vibes.

>> No.37710878

>>37710841
She'll be fine. Like most activities, swimming is just a degenerate form of burrowing.

>> No.37710898

>>37710878
Even flying?

>> No.37711071

>>37710898
Especially flying.

>> No.37711130

>>37710856
>DQ reference
>literally a human woman
>slime but evil
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those dark slimes!

>> No.37711207

If you don't want to be taken by a passing dragon, wear very shiny armor and trinkets. It will blind her for a moment and give you time to escape

>> No.37711249

>>37711207
Ah yes Paladin Jeff's guide for adventurers. A classic.

>> No.37711271

>>37711130
>Demon
>succubus in heels
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those demons!
>Wight
>zombie in a dress
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those wights!
>dragon
>lizard girl with wings
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those dragons!
>baphomet
>goat but young
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those baphomets!
>hellhound
>werewolf on fire
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those hellhounds!
>bogie
>bogey with makeup
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those bogies!
>greenworm
>oomukade but green and fat
Wow so exciting, no wonder everybody is crazy for those greenworms!

>> No.37711325

>>37711271
Still not seeing people post about slime: now in grape flavour! though

>> No.37711341

>>37711325
Still not seeing people post about angel: now in stawberry flavour! though

>> No.37711343

>>37711325
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>> No.37711366

>>37711325
Still not seeing people post about horse: now in mixed berries flavour! though

>> No.37711392

>>37711325
Still not seeing people post about dragon:english edition! though

>> No.37711431
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I like the mansion stories

>> No.37711475

>>37711271
>holstaur
>just a submissive minotaur
>chesire
>just a cat who can teleport
>anubis
>just a werewolf with autism

>> No.37711623

>>37711475
>anubis
>just a werewolf with autism
Does this mean that a woman who gets bitten by an anubis gets turned into an autist dog? What about a kiki?

>> No.37711632

>>37711249
another good one from him, if you have no money, just put your body as collateral and skip town when the tanuki comes knocking

>> No.37711639

>>37711271
>>dragon
>>lizard girl with wings
Correct, they are nothing but female lizards.
I wanna shitpost on 4mon about how dragons are just lizard with wings and how lizard girls can't fight these days and would instantly lose to cock.

>> No.37711648

>>37711623
You turn into a wereautist, who is only autistic during full moons.

>> No.37711652

>>37711623
She can't become a kiki unless she drinks radioactive vodka.

>> No.37711660

>>37711623
Kiki bite does nothing, however getting smacked with a broom...

>> No.37711673

>>37711652
The traditional folk way to transform into a kiki is actually to drink home made rakija and squat behind an oven for 24 hours straight

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>>37711648
But here we are all autistic, does it mean we will be normies during the full moon?

>> No.37711685

>>37711660
>the great broom smacking of the fifth age

>> No.37711710

>>37711675
>Nice to meet you, Ms. Wurm With A 'U', I'm anon.

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>>37711632
>Jinkos are aggressive, but not very fast due to their size.
>Once one spots you, turn your back and run as fast as possible!

>> No.37711871

>>37711800
>raijus are the most well mannered monster of them all
>shake their hands when you meet them, its good luck

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37711951

>>37709937
>>37710179
To clarify, yes, Poseidon's mana fills the areas of the sea she has domain over and acts automatically to preserve the lives of drowning people. This is possible because she is a monster girl now and mamono mana acts according to desires.

Women who drown are instead transformed into nereids. Men who drown are put in a coma-like state while emitting a signal that will attract a sea bishop or other sea monster to come and save them.

And of course, many people are rescued before they reach the point of drowning, but far from all.

Also, KC has noted in a tweet that there are parts of the sea under the control of water deities still loyal to the chief god. These areas are smaller than what Poseidon controls, but can be traveled without risk of attack by sea monsters. On the other hand, storms and drowning will kill people like in the real world here.

I am curious what is contradictory, as to my knowledge it's all been pretty well explained.

>> No.37711989

>>37711951
Good point, but why the reddit spacing?

>> No.37711996

Tickle fights with orange slimes. They love candy after all.

>> No.37712022

>>37711989
Not him, but It's called paragraphing. If it looks like reddit spacing, then you're fucking cancer and you need to wrap text at 75%

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>>37711996
>Hellhounds pay no mind to men they perceive as weak, they only seek strong males to fight and rape.
>Once you come into contact with one, act scared, clueless and defenceless, so that they'll ignore you.

>> No.37712057

>>37712022
Not every sentence need to have it's own paragraph you fuckwit.

>> No.37712063

>>37712033
They're so fucking hot.

>> No.37712083

>>37712057
I defy you. Every separate thought deserves a separate paragraph.

Nigger.

>> No.37712104

>>37711989
In my defense, when writing them out on the tiny 4chan text boxes those paragraphs looked a lot more substantial.

>> No.37712136

>>37712022
Fuck off, white-orange nigger.

>> No.37712153

>>37712136
?

>> No.37712159

>>37712104
I can accept that. But you could just make the text box bigger, you know?

>> No.37712215
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37712215

relax

>> No.37712235

>>37712215
don't do it
when you wanna go to it

>> No.37712248

>>37712215
I want mindflayer chan to remove all the bad thoughts in my head

>> No.37712266

>>37712215
I wish my mindflayer therapist would stop touching me in inappropriate places.

>> No.37712359

>>37712266
She is just trying to make you relax

>> No.37712381

>>37712159
Imagine making the text box bigger so that you can't browse and post at the same time, all so some retard doesn't get triggered over muh spacing

That's 4 lines as I see it, and it'll post as one. That's its own paragraph as I see it, and now I'm making another. It's four lines long. If I wanted to I could make another paragraph.

Eat me.

>> No.37712415
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Anons are getting rowdy. Post cute monsters to calm them down.

>> No.37712449

>>37712415
Mommy milkies, I need them

>> No.37712535

>>37712359
I'm not sure how crotch grabbing me while having her tentacle caress my ear will make me relax.

>> No.37712543

>>37712535
It's because your face is in her giant soft, somewhat damp mammaries.

>> No.37712576

>>37711951
>I am curious what is contradictory
What happens if a man falls into Poseidon controlled sea but there's no MGs around. That "comatose half drowned state" is headcanon. The lore just leaves the question totally unaddressed; as though any point in the ocean has a sea bishop response time of ~10 seconds

>> No.37712581

>>37712535
You'll understand once said tentacle gets access to your brain's pleasure center.

>> No.37712587

>>37712415
I *need* to mate with that cleavage

>> No.37712603

>>37712576
You know what happens when you try to go out of bounds in Subnautica?

>> No.37712626

>>37712576
you forgot that mersharks have a response time of 5 seconds

>> No.37712633

>>37712626
30 minutes or your next rape is free

>> No.37712652

i need to see monster girl dolphins

>> No.37712673

>>37712576
The "comatose half drowned state" seems like a reasonable interpretation of how the following states her mana keeps him from losing his life:

>Her mana floats everywhere throughout the ocean. Humans who get caught in storms and sunk into the sea have their lives spared by this mana. If a woman is going to drown, the mana will change her into a nereid (p.128), and she will be welcomed as one of the residents of the sea. If a man is going to drown, the mana will protect him and keep him from losing his life. The monsters of the sea will probably come to get him after sensing the presence of a man along with so much of Poseidon's concentrated energy.

But yeah, it is inconclusive. Trying to remember if anything else has been said about what happens to drowning men.

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>>37702667

>> No.37712821

>>37712807
birdies

>> No.37712828

>>37710421
So am I supposed to post about my favorites now even though they just get ignored when I've done it in the past?

>> No.37712904

>>37712828
>Now
Always has been

>> No.37713044

>>37712828
Most posts get ignored anon, even for the most popular monsters, don't take it personally. Just try again in the future to spark conversation.

>> No.37713064

I miss the days where we went for about two hours about stealing the demon lords homemade apple pie

>> No.37713082

>>37712587
> ~Ara?~ You're staring at my breasts so intently
> You know, in the animal kingdom, all creatures know how to reproduce: the male organ goes with the female organ, all very sensible
> It's only you strange humans and your strange paraphilias, that manage to get aroused imagining your cocks going... elsewhere
> A pathology of civilization, perhaps? Hmm~
> Hey... perhaps, you really want [these] to be your mate?
> Splurt your deviant human seeds so irresponsibly, in between my chest...
> Thrusting and rutting so urgently, even though there is no chance of producing a child?
> Perhaps it is appropriate, to have my breasts be your substitute wife instead today
> It would not be fortuitous, for you to impregnate me while in the grip of such an insanity, lest my daughter inherit a deviance
> Come, then; I will knead this flesh around you instead. Soft and warm and deep and yielding...
> Indulge your strange human tit-rut, until you are satisfied~

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>>37713064
You would enjoy your wife's pie more anyway.

>> No.37713151

A Gremlin' Husband/Boyfriend:

https://youtu.be/2xHf2uKoAXY
https://youtu.be/McnV6Rfe66A

>> No.37713171

>>37713151
monsters dont like scum, anon

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>>37713171
Forgetting someone?

>> No.37713237

>>37713220
but thats "body excreations", not scumbag humans

>> No.37713276

>>37713237
I know what you meant anon. Just using ambiguity and double meanings to tease a bit.

>> No.37713292

>>37713276
I just wanted to keep calling QXC a peice of shit
I just dont like the man

>> No.37713297

>>37713171
"I can fix him"
-Monster girls 2021

>> No.37713322

>>37713297
But can a monster girl fix me?
Probably, considering most of my problems comes from me being lazy and apathetic.

>> No.37713358

>>37713237
They also like perverted, depressed, and mentally worn-out men, still not scumbags.
>>37713292
I don't know who that is and I don't give a shit.

>> No.37713442

>>37713358
>I don't know who that is and I don't give a shit.
its the guy in>>37713151 thats all thats relavent here

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>>37713322
>he who has a why can endure any how
-Nietzsche
You will work hard to build a life with and care for your monster wife and your MANY children, won't you, anon?

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>>37712807

>> No.37713521

>>37713483
Shambler is cute!

>> No.37713557

>>37711989
Why don't you fuck yourself with a basic bitch English textbook?

>> No.37713576

>>37708834
>>37708860
>>37708874
The problem is that almost all IRL attempts at making sexbots are made for normies who are afraid of sticking their dick into anything that doesn't look exactly like a human woman.

>> No.37713591

>>37713576
but as the market expands, there will be money to be made from covering niches. give it a bit, we'll get there.

>> No.37713624

>>37713591
Except roasties and other societal parasites are already geared to push heavy regulation in that market, making sure it's crippled. And dystopian tech companies are already locking VR hardware down and including mandatory spyware in it.

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>> No.37713669

>>37713624
we must sieze the means of sex robot production

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>> No.37713831

>>37713445
>will work hard and care for wife
>is on 4chan
Sorry anon, you can only pick one.

>> No.37713832

>>37713445
I'd just prefer if I got a shoggoth wife so I could be even more lazy.
But knocking up a monster girl multiple times is a close second.

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>>37713827
Spiders help keep my place clean of other bugs, right? So would a spider wife bring me all the unwelcome devil bugs, antgirls, and other creepy crawlies to fuck?

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>>37713669

>> No.37713873

>>37713854
I'd think it more likely she would tie them up and toss them outside.

>> No.37713893

>>37713867
Fucking automaton-chan while she's in sleep mode for maintenance!

>> No.37713904

>>37713867
what's she doing to my robot?

>> No.37713911

>>37713854
i don't think ant arachne does anything

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Shitposters cannot post if they're being smothered by big cuddlebugs. Call the Snuggle Scouts and tell them you know someone with a "broken furnace trying to warm up" and they'll dispatch cuddlers to hug them tight

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>>37713919
You fool, they'll just teach the monsters to shitpost.

>> No.37713986

>>37713919
>angry shitposter anon trying in futility to type on a keyboard while wedged between massive yeti tits

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>>37713980

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>>37713911
Ant arachne are disgraces to arachne kind, they're lazy bums whose husbands should all out them to the giant ant colonies so they can be made to contribute by becoming maids!

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>>37713996
No! Miss Mino, don't listen to that wily cheshire's memeage!

>> No.37714073

>>37713904
She's maliciously lowering the daily ejaculations constant. Currently it's on 0 and she's about to - 1 it
it's uint_16 type

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>>37714008
i want to trick her into begrudgingly making clothes for her ant sisters but actually it's very fulfilling for her.

>> No.37714163

>>37714073
but I just wanted her to fix her joints!

>> No.37714250
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Where to find the elusive, "secret", MGE, waifufag, NTR group and art?
I know you guys exist

>> No.37714262

>37714250
try reddit

>> No.37714277

>>37714262
Sorry, can't be bothered to make an acct there. Not my cup of tea

>> No.37714278

>>37714250
Can mod give that faggot a permaban already?

>> No.37714302

>>37714278
Not unless he goes tells a vtuber poster to go to their containment board, because this is the only reason anyone gets banned on this board in current year.

>> No.37714303

>>37714250
>>37714278
What's this about?

>> No.37714335

>>37714303
I've recently discovered a group of prominent waifufags here that are into NTR themes. I know one of the Anubisfags and a Kikifag are in it. I like this material too, and wanna see said secret art they're hiding from the rest of us.

>> No.37714360

>>37714303
This guy keeps barging in those threads, talking about some secret discord where waifufags who post ITT are posting their NTR commissions. He also tries to badmouth regulars, tries to start drama around waifufags (nobody cares) and posts guro with some waifufags' waifus.
He fails to achieve anything since like I said, no one cares.

>> No.37714385

>>37714360
How sad.

>> No.37714387

>>37714360
He also keeps asking where he can commission art of MGs eating shit or cheating on their husbands and posts stuff like "Monster girls aborting their sons because they hate men!".
I suspect he's mentally ill HFY fanboy on a mission to make people dislike MGs. We usually ignore him.

>> No.37714391

>>37714360
I don't know who you're talking about, but that's not me. I just learned of this group today. I just wanna see their art, and don't know how to access it

>> No.37714396

>>37714303
Some schozio that keeps saying there's a secret group of waifus fags that has an NTR group.
They keep trying to start drama like this. Nobody ever really takes the bait except to tell them they're a schozio.

>> No.37714418

>>37714387
>He also keeps asking where he can commission art of MGs eating shit or cheating on their husbands and posts stuff like "Monster girls aborting their sons because they hate men!".
Oh yeah, never really though about it, but you're right.

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>>37694146

>> No.37714460
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>37714391
You do realize that assuming the group really does exist, there must be a reason it's secret and nobody is going to share it with you, right?

>> No.37714517

>>37714460
It does. I just wanna know how to get in the group. I'm not here to start crap.

>> No.37714546

I'm thinking of getting a comission of either a Raiju or a Mindflayer. CONVINCE ME.

>> No.37714548
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Even in the winter it's still hip to fuck bees.

>> No.37714565

>>37714546
Raiju doesn't have enough art and more art for her is always good.
Mindflayer makes brain go BRRRRRR

>> No.37714586

>>37714460
Why do you even respond? We all knows it's bait because if he had more than 2 brain cells he would realize this or go and ask one of the ""supposed waifu fags"" that they keep mentioning to let them in.

>> No.37714612

>>37714548
I like bee and wasp girls a lot, 'starting a hive' sounds nicer than 'starting a family'. Shame their official MGE art is really old and outdated, KC is way better at art now.

>> No.37714677

>>37714387
>I suspect he's mentally ill HFY fanboy on a mission to make people dislike MGs
Or maybe he's just into that stuff. As awful as it sounds, it's the simpler explanation.

>> No.37714687

>>37695116
unless it's a matango or a sabbath member I don't care I would be ok with most monster girls

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Eat the bug

>> No.37714720

>>37714692
Wait, no that can't be right

>> No.37714733

>>37714677
Post here for a while and you will know a particular schizo by the way he posts.

>> No.37714763

>>37714612
Wasp girls activate my neurons. Imagine those legs and thigh to hip ratio. Imagine the leglocks.

>> No.37714784

>>37714692
Oh my God, she's so cute. I must consider.

>> No.37714786

>>37714250
>>37714335
Even if it did exist do you think they could share with someone who blabs about it?

>> No.37714831

>>37711271
Heels are sexy af, no wonder demons are best girls

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>>37714612
Indeed, hopefully the updated honey bee art for the rpg will eventually be put in a profile. Keen to see how he'd draw hornets now too. To my knowledge they're one of the few really old monsters KC has only drawn once.

>> No.37714835

>>37714786
Well it sounds like this group is already well-known. I wouldn't share the hidden art though or talk about it ever again. I just wanna fap to MGE NTR. And it sounds like there's a good share of it with them. Please help a brotha out

>> No.37714850

>>37714677
I think the "mentally ill" idea is that they keep asking the same questions and expect different answers.

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>>37714831
But succubus is already wearing heels!

>> No.37714931

>>37714763
I dont disagree but why would wasps have a good leg to thigh ratio?
for me, the appeal is the aphrodisiac stingers and the honey

>> No.37714946

>>37714931
because wasp waist

>> No.37714985

>>37714931
Ever see a hornet fly around? They got long back legs that hand under them. Any wasp girl worth her salt better have thighs to die for.

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>>37711271
>Demon
>succubus in heels
Blindbro

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>>37714831
Here's your Succubus, bro.

>> No.37715199

37714835
Euthanize yourself parasite

>> No.37715305

>>37714835
There is some mge ntr on /trash/ ntr thread but it's just captions, not original art. Except that blacked wight stuff, I guess

>> No.37715318

>>37714835
it doesnt even exist and only you mention it

just commission your own ntr if you're that desperate

>> No.37715363

Where can I find more information about undead mamano and what separates them from other mamano? I've just been reading the wiki.

>> No.37715367
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Every time you fap to NTR, a unicorn cries.

>> No.37715379

>>37714546
I think you should do the thing

Are you convinced

>> No.37715384

>>37715305
IIRC the wight stuff isn't technically blacked, it's just commissioned by a waifufag who is actually black.

>> No.37715433

>>37715367
and a Bicorn has an orgasm.

>> No.37715435

>>37715384
No, there’s a different guy on /trash/ who drew the Wight blacked stuff. Wightfag blocked his ass.

>> No.37715439

>>37715384
He's not talking about Wightfag's commisions, he hates blacked garbage himself. Anon means what you find in the abomination gallery.

>> No.37715450

>>37715384
Nah, there are some legit blacked wight stuff and comic by blacked trash thread

>> No.37715499

Who are the known waifufags that lurk or post here? List any you know so I can see if I share a waifu with anyone here

>> No.37715526

Cunny

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>>37715526
I can only ever find loli monstergirls cute. I'd be too busy coddling them and petting them to ever think of anything lewd.

>> No.37715598

>>37715433
I don't think bicorns would enjoy girls cheating on their husbands.

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>>37694146

>> No.37715649

>>37715499
Wightfag, Lichfag, Pslimefag, mutliple dragonfags, haremfag, greenwormfag, kikifag, baphofag, jinkofag, tomboy hellhoundfag
Are all the ones I know of who get art and still post here.

>> No.37715662

>>37715649
Gazerfag and Wockfag

>> No.37715670

>>37715649
Gazerfag and Wockfag don't post anymore?

>> No.37715673

>>37715499
>>37715649
There's also the blackharpy fag.

>> No.37715681

>>37715615
Big dogs for big breeding

>> No.37715696

>>37715499
In addition to >>37715649 there's a Crow Tengufag, Raijufag, Jubjubfag, and no doubt some others too.

>> No.37715717

>>37715499
>>37715649
>>37715662
>>37715670
>>37715673
>>37715696
shirohebifag too

>> No.37715722

>>37715662
>>37715670
Wockfag I forgot but I don't think I've seen gazerfag active here in over a year. The guy who posts about gazers in recent months isn't the same one who gets commissions.

>> No.37715723

Black harpies are ravens, not crows.

Ravens bully crows.

>> No.37715738

>>37715696
>Raijufag, Jubjubfag
Neither get commissions, was going by ones prominent enough to get art. The only guy who regularly gets raiju art is ace and he's a /monster/ poster.
>>37715717
I thought he stuck to twitter/discord

>> No.37715740

>>37715722
So you're only a waifufag if you get and post commissions?

>> No.37715777

>>37715738
I thought jubjubfag got commissions, but even then the raijufag writes about her. How doesn't that matter?

>> No.37715844

>>37715740
No but it's the best indicator of who's actually one rather than someone who changes who they say their waifu is each thread because they want a conversation about certain girls. That happens all the time.

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>>37715582
I want all sexy lolis (that are also cute) all the time

>> No.37716006

>>37714692
I can't eat her out, she's just too adorable.

>> No.37716042

>>37715722
Wockfag showed WIP of one of his book illustration commissions a few threads back.

>> No.37716071

>>37712673
In Side 3, Poseidon's mana coupled with Asura Mythra's magic makes it so that people simply stay immobilized in the sea until a monster gets to them. Considering the awareness the gods show of random events going on everywhere, it's possible Poseidon herself directs her followers to rescue men.

>Thus, the Queen Diana never fulfilled its purpose. It sank to the bottom of the sea.
>Yet, due to Lord Poseidon’s power and Lady Asura Mythra’s magic, miraculously, not one person on board the ship lost their life.
>However, they were now in the deep sea, a place of darkness where the human eye can’t see a thing. They could not speak or hear.
>Even if there was someone nearby, they could not see them, and their voice would not reach them...
>Curiously, even though they were underwater, they weren’t in pain, but because they couldn’t move, they also couldn’t search for anyone, or feel anyone...
>In this ship that had sunk to the sea floor, there was no light, there was no sound, there was no warmth to be felt...

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Personal sex trainers

>> No.37716089

>>37715722
Gazerfag makes the US morning threads sometimes.

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Holy water is _____.

>> No.37716346

>>37716270
Turning the frogs gay.

>> No.37716360

>>37716270
Suprisingly tasty and refreshing. Been chugging stuff down for weeks.

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>> No.37716461

>>37716270
Mostly corn syrup, a little rubbing alcohol. You'll be lucky if it doesn't make your hair fall out.

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>>37716375

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>>37716477

>> No.37716602

>>37694328
Just a very short coin. That coin has a body to put a holst to shame and arrogance to match a dragon but she's helpless before the greedy and lustful.

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>>37716084

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>> No.37716784

>>37716751
But their paws are so big they'd knock over all the pieces.

>> No.37716787

>>37716751
>winner gets to take anon's virginity
>except he doesn't know this

>> No.37716815

so we know gay men get alped, but what happens to bisexuals and ace people?

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>>37715363
What more would you want to know? The World Guides go into a lot of detail, especially the Necromancy section of World Guide 3.

>> No.37716859

>>37716071
There we go, so a suspended but still aware state. Coma-like still works, provided you clarify its of the "still aware of their surroundings" type of coma.

>> No.37716871

>>37716815
Alping depends heavily on what the person wants more, hence if they would rather keep having sex with monster girls even if they have qualities that could make them alp, they won't alp.

>> No.37716896

>>37716815
>bisexuals
They alp if their desire for cock is stronger than wanting a monster wife.
>asexuals
Mamono mana probably turns them straight. You could argue alping is in the cards too, but I don't see why it wouldn't take the path of least resistance.

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37716907

>> No.37716908

>>37716686
There's something suspicious about this snake.

>> No.37716915

>>37716908
Yeah, she eats people https://www.deviantart.com/karbo/art/Coach-Crisis-702381969

>> No.37716928

>>37716815
We throw them in the bog.

>> No.37716930

>>37716907
Hey, Bob.

>> No.37716936

>>37716896
I'd also argue that real asexuals don't exist in the MGE, what with sexual desire being described in the kakuen profile as an essential aspect of humanity.

>> No.37716960

>>37710856
humpty is my favorite slime

>> No.37716973

>>37716815
Asexual people aren't a thing so nothing special.

>> No.37716984

>>37716936
I would call sexual desire an essential aspect of humanity in real life.

>> No.37716997
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>>37716928

>> No.37717017

How I know if the cheshire cat ass that appears in my backpack, fridge, cupboards, car, travel cases, pillow, computer, etc. is the same cheshire ass? I’m not unknowingly building some kind of cheshire cat colony harem am I?

>> No.37717019

>>37716997
Mucus toads are just unfair, their entire body is a sexual weapon.

>> No.37717023

I'm not trying to get all political but I wonder what your stereotypical hyperfeminist chick would monsterize into

>> No.37717026

>>37717017
Write "property of Anon" on the buttcheek, she won't want to wash it off.

>> No.37717029

>>37717023
Tsundere Succ

>> No.37717034

>>37717017
Give one of the cheeks a hickey

>> No.37717044

>>37717017
Next time you see one, give it a good whack. If the next one is red, it's the same one.

>> No.37717071

>>37716997
Mucus toads
>Built in lube
>Warm, comfy, slick body
>Perfect curves
>The way her body glistens in the light of the fireflies is pure art
>Kisses that’ll take your breath away
>Blowjobs that could give a ghoul a run for her money
>Isn’t afraid to show others her love for you
>Probably is a princess too, you should kiss her to find out
Sahuagin
>Water isn’t lube
>Small, cold, wet body
>Flat
>Can’t admire her body because she dragged you into her pitch black cove
>Kisses that are only childish pecks
>Can barely fit your tip in her mouth
>Only shows how much she loves you in private
>Can make good money selling her swimsuits

>> No.37717078

>>37716494
Wiseopus

>> No.37717086

Let's be honest with ourselves. While all mamono are exceedingly beautiful and 100% faithful to their one and only husband, some are gonna stink. I mean like a smelly stink, whether through their species' traits or by poor hygiene habits. And I don't mean like trolls or h'orcs that have an erotic smell that incites lust and isn't unpleasant - though there could be some overlap for certain individuals - I mean like girls that just don't bathe and actually smell bad. Some examples that come to mind would be devil bugs, beelzebubs, hellhounds, werewolves, zombies, ogres, yetis, sandworms, mummies, etc. Generally girls that are insects, live out in the wild or away from civilization, water-averse undead, and so on. While there aren't any confirmed yet, I imagine an undead mermaid species would be absolutely rancid with a rotten fish smell.

Consider pursuing more hygienic mamono like kikis, harpies, werecats, p'orcs, honeybees, and mice.

>> No.37717102

>>37717086
Give em a bath lol

>> No.37717109

>>37716815
More importantly for everyone here; what happens to those already dead inside?

>> No.37717117

>>37717102
Okay. Go give a hellhound or a sandworm a bath. I'll watch.

>> No.37717119

>>37717109
you get a banshee

>> No.37717123
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>>37717086
What would a shog smell like?

>> No.37717124
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>>37717086
1. Monsters are by design attractive to men in every way, this includes how they smell and the taste of their saliva. Even the actual smelly species like bubble slimes end up smelling good to their husband.

2. Becoming an undead means any rotting in the body ceases, and eventually reverses. That's one of the essential aspects of the magic that animates them.

3. Certainly monsters in the wild may not live as hygienically as a human may be used to, but they readily adapt to live more cleanly once they get a husband.

>> No.37717133

>>37717119
I said dead inside, not deceased.

>> No.37717146
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>>37717109
Akaname like those.
>>37717123
KC said taste of Shog jelly is indescribable, her smell should be similar.

>> No.37717148

>>37717123
Shogs smell like silly

>> No.37717152

>>37717086
>>37717117
I get the idea that Hellhounds either smell like sulfur or burnt.

>> No.37717160

>>37717109
probably either bubbly, happy monster girl bait or equally internally dead monster girl bait.
either
>I can fix him!
or
>I want to rot with him.

>> No.37717161

>>37717123
>>37717146
>>37717148
Shogs smell of starstuff

>> No.37717164

>>37717152
I guess sulfur mixed with the scent of wet, mangy dog and body odor from lack of bathing. Definitely not brushing her fur or teeth, that's for sure.

>> No.37717174

>>37717123
gasoline

>> No.37717175

>>37717146
>>37717161
No. Shogs smell and taste like silly.

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>>37717117
It can't be that hard to show a Hellhound bathing is good.

>> No.37717193
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>>37717186
poke

>> No.37717202

>>37717164
Maybe they take lava baths. Burn all that grime away.

>> No.37717204

>>37717186
The profile pic shows her with wild hair and yellow teeth. Definitely a stinky girl.

>> No.37717218

>>37717071
small flat wet sahu all for myself in the underwater marriagerape cave

>> No.37717250

>>37717202
But her husband wants to take a bath with her...

>> No.37717259
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>>37717204
>yellow teeth

You need your eyes checked anon? They may or may not be pure white, but I wouldn't call them anything like yellow.

>> No.37717270

>>37717250
No worries there. Once a man married to a heat resistant monster becomes an incubus he can handle as much heat as she can.

>> No.37717293

>>37716270
okay, but not nearly as good as holy milk

>> No.37717295

>>37717186
One session of tub lovin' would do it, and even without that grooming oneself/being groomed feels good. This isn't even a matter of training or breaking or whatever, just giving her a positive experience so she bathes on her own. She may want you to be her rubber ducky most of the time, though.

>>37717202
I would totally take a lava bath if I could. Sounds surreal.

>> No.37717319

>>37716270
just battery acid

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>>37717319
hellwans immune to acid confirmed

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>>37717071
>Water isn’t lube

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>> No.37717533
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>>37717491
abs

>> No.37717568

>>37717446
I'm gonna grope her jugs, then steal her jug.

>> No.37717613

>>37717568
that's how you get dark undines

>> No.37717627

>>37717533
That better not be a diss to abs.

>> No.37717677

>>37717627
no, that shog is me when i see abs

>> No.37717709

>>37717677
It looks like she's puking.

>> No.37717761

>>37714335
Why don't you ask them

>> No.37717770

>>37717613
How do I get a dank undine?

>> No.37717804

>>37717086
>While all mamono are exceedingly beautiful and 100% faithful to their one and only husband, some are gonna stink
God, I sure hope so.

>> No.37717828

>>37717086
Monsters are magical creatures first and foremost, so they don't have the same properties as regular animals.
Also they're all based on succubi and thus optimized for inciting lust, so I doubt they'd be repulsive to or incompatible with humans regardless of other factors.
Otherwise, things like elemental or undead girls just wouldn't work.

>> No.37717849

>>37717086
im fairly certain most of these species are perfectly capeable of just washing/bathing/showering though

>> No.37717889

>>37717804
hope they're beutiful and faithful or hope they stink

>> No.37717907

>Clean freak lilim makes a pact with an undine and a bubble slime
>Together they shall clean the filthiest, stinkiest, dirtiest monsters out there so they can find a husband
>First episode is neet dragon
>Hasn’t left her cave in centuries
>Even for food, just orders it online
>Only connection with the outside world is through sahuaghin scale peeling forums
>Our intrepid lilim, bubbleslime and undine break into her home and forcibly drag the dragon to her bathroom
>Begin washing her till the water turns grey
>Have to use a bottle of shampoo and conditioner till her isn’t greasy anymore
>Shave her armpits and pubes then wax them much to her chagrin
>They don’t know if the guy they set her up with likes that sort of thing but you can always regrow it
>When she dries they aren’t done
>Trim her unkempt hair, so she doesn’t look like a kej
>They get out the dremel and nail polish and begin to smooth and sharpen her blunted dull claws till they glint in the light
>Next they polish her scales till they resemble emeralds
>Finally her horns are trimmed and polished like her nails, but not too much polish they need to be gripable after all
>Meanwhile Ms. bubbleslime is washing every inch of her home
>Changing the stained dirty sheets on her bed with new ones
>Cleaning the crumbs and hairs from her keyboard
>Washing whatever that sticky substance was on her computer chair and floor beneath it
>Picking up and washing clothes
>Then her hoard of anime figurines which are surprisingly clean
>But her hoard of gold most likely inherited from her mother is in such a sad state
>The dust keeps it from glimmering like the stars
>So unorganized that magical weapon artifacts are just tossed next to ordinary royal jewels
>Takes hours till it’s properly organized
>Now that her home is finally cleaned she just needs one last thing
>A man
>And they took the liberty of messaging and flying over dragonlayer224 from her guild
>He’s the only real guy on her friend’s list and that he doesn’t use her to buy him in game currency
>Set up a cute at home dinner date that isn’t fast food
>When he comes over they hit it off well and in thirty minutes are tumbling in the sheets
>Just goes to show you what proper hygiene and and an alarune nectar glaze can do

>> No.37717944

>>37717907
Sounds like a good TV show, finally they've put something decent after axeing Anon Cockson.

>> No.37717961

>>37717849
Whoosh

>> No.37718016

>>37715064
Oh sorry,
>demon
>succubus but blue
Is that better?

>> No.37718051

>>37717907
>>And they took the liberty of messaging and flying over dragonlayer224 from her guild
kek

>> No.37718212

>>37717907
>sahu scale peeling forum
hot

>> No.37718384

>>37718016
Ha, I pity you.
Bleck sclera, bigger horns, wings, nails with crimson red ending, also a radicalist, with extravagant clothes.

>> No.37718417

i have the attention span of a wurm, just words are boring

>> No.37718546

>>37718417
No more wurm milk for you

>> No.37718549

Is there such a thing as too powerful? If a monster who is typically far from godlike has godlike power in a story, would that take you out of it?

>> No.37718579

>>37718549
I'm up for most things as long as there's a convincing reason for it.

>> No.37718663 [DELETED] 

>>37718417
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>> No.37718708 [DELETED] 

>>37718417
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>> No.37718714

Screw it, this just doesn't work for me.

>> No.37718871

>>37718384
Remove "radicalist" and add "lewd loli" to that list for the perfect Demon

>> No.37718875

What mg is for anons with shit taste?

>> No.37718952

who is the most misandrist monstergirl and why is it yetis?

>> No.37718966

>>37718952
Yetis are some of the nicest girls ever, delete this

>> No.37718996

what's a good skin color for an undead?

>> No.37719040

>>37718966
you are nothing but a walking daki to them

>> No.37719044

>>37718996
Blue is the only answer.

>> No.37719126

>>37718996
Really pale grey

>> No.37719156

>>37718875
cheshire

>> No.37719165

>>37719040
>you are nothing but a walking daki to them
And that's a good thing

>> No.37719231

>>37718875
Left your "top/shit taste" crap on reddit, idiot.

>> No.37719248

>>37719040
Dakis are appreciated and used with affection, so that's good.

>> No.37719304

Would anyone like a free home in a newly built city?

>> No.37719327

>>37719304
Ooh yes me please

>> No.37719330

>>37719304
A free house? Hot dog! I'll move in right away!

>> No.37719352

>>37719304
>free shit
there's a fucking catch, ain't there, you fucking tanuki

>> No.37719355

>>37719304
No, give me an arachne's web in the catacombs of an ancient and dead city.

>> No.37719361

>>37719304
Is it a gothic townhouse in a mountainside city filled with suspiciously pale women?

>> No.37719381

>>37719304
You're the guy who wanted to summon a horde of monsters using the fiend contract spell but got rejected because your city didn't offer them any husbands other than you aren't you? Trying to fill your city now huh?

>> No.37719402

>>37719304
only if there are meaty old hags, if not. FUCK OFF

>> No.37719406

>>37719304
only if it comes with a free maid

>> No.37719422

what I wouldn't give for a sugar momster

>> No.37719423

Do you know what would be really really unfair? A Zombie Wight Dragon.

>> No.37719435

>>37719361
>check the mail
>ANOTHER mysterious countryside mansion inheritance from a quadruple removed great great great step aunt
These ghosts don't even try to make it convincing.

>> No.37719436

>>37719423
nah, make it a ushi oni jabberwock cheshire

>> No.37719442

>>37719435
sounds cool, I would go to it

>> No.37719443

>>37719381
From the ashes of failure must new opportunities be born anon, if they want husbands then fuck it LET THERE BE HUSBANDS!

>> No.37719459

>>37719443
Wont you get nothing out of it then?

>> No.37719504

>>37719436

But those can't actually exist, well, maybe throuch Chimeras. While there is technically nothing that prohibits any zombie MG becoming a Wight.

>> No.37719595

>>37719459
He'd still get a decent sized harem if he wanted it, but the spell he wants to use is supposed to provide a city's worth of men.

>> No.37719612

>>37719381

Why would monsters reject a free husband?

>> No.37719627

>>37719442
Hope you like phantom pussy because if you set one foot into that manner you'll be singing a musical into one.

>> No.37719662

>>37719627
good I like music but I would love to play as the poor little boy that the weatlhy monster found on the side of the street

>> No.37719676

>>37719612
Fiend's contract is supposed to offer a town's worth of husbands. I'm sure he'd have quite a few demons who would take him as a husband, but most monsters aren't interested in being in a harem that large. Demons are also real sticklers for their contracts, and he basically didn't fulfill his end of the bargain.

>> No.37719705

>>37719504
>forgetting about echindas

>> No.37719742

>>37719595
Funny ending is the city ends up being filled with monster couples while they waste away alone in their own home.

>> No.37719749

>>37719742
Then they all come together to find him a wife since he provided them with so much.

>> No.37719751

>>37719705

I didn't knew Echidnas could give birth to fused species.

>> No.37719760

>>37718875
Lilim

>> No.37719765

>>37719751
they can also make whole new species too at random, they are called the mother of monsters after all

>> No.37719773

>>37719749
Some could offer him their firstborn, if he's willing to wait.
>>37719751
They can birth new species, but that's an extremely lucky roll in the mommasnek gatcha.

>> No.37719814

>>37719773
>>mommasnek gacha
>"Goddamnit, another two-star slime daughter. HONEY! BACK TO THE BEDROOM! WE'RE GONNA GET A GOOD ROLL THIS TIME!"
Poor daughteru

>> No.37719822

>>37719814
>man only get slime verisons of every monster

>> No.37719834

>>37719773
Sounds like a inverse set up of some irl fiction, usually its the monster/demon asking for first born son, but human man getting first born daughters of monsters? interesting premise.

>> No.37719844

sex

>> No.37719849

>>37719844
sex with momster

>> No.37719851

>>37719844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8

>> No.37719899

sex with clown girl

>> No.37719906

sex with clown dragon and honking her horns

>> No.37719919

Sex with non-clown bogie

>> No.37719928

sex with tentacle

>> No.37719934

>>37719822
>he is given the name "Father of Slimes"
>he keeps raging and then fucking when he doesn't get his SSS tier daughter roll

>> No.37719937

sex with monster JS

>> No.37719946

sex with monster CC

>> No.37719958

sex with muscle monster

>> No.37719960

sex with spanish monster

>> No.37720009

seggs :DDDD

>> No.37720023

>>37719919
Mime?
>>37720009
Remember to be stocked up on ES for your bear girl.

>> No.37720032

mama

>> No.37720034

>>37719958
I'll have an order of this one please.

>> No.37720040

1000th post for my waifu is da best.

>> No.37720055

>>37720040
ogey

>> No.37720075

sex with clown JS

>> No.37720085

sex with clown hag

>> No.37720089

no

>> No.37720091

yes

>> No.37720092

Seggs with cows?

>> No.37720099

seggs with now

>> No.37720115

Sex with monkey girl

>> No.37720119

sex with u

>> No.37720130

Seggs how?

>> No.37720134

>>37720085
>no clown hag wife that makes old timey jokes
sad

>> No.37720145

how to seggs?

>> No.37720152

Seggs, wow!

>> No.37720158

I WANT MOMMY MONSTER!

>> No.37720167

You can really tell Anons are restless without pictures to post.

>> No.37720186

Sex with baphomets is the best, it’s canon that they have the best pussies.

>> No.37720202

no, bapho bad, winegote betta

>> No.37720206

>>37720186
Not even the best pussy in the world is worth shit if you never fuck it :^)

>> No.37720214

>>37720167
The thread's iq drops by like 50 points the moment it hits the image limit

>> No.37720222

>>37720214
so it goes down into the negatives?

>> No.37720223

>>37720186
familiars are better

>> No.37720233

What's going on in this thread?

>> No.37720248

>>37720233
Seggs.

>> No.37720264

>>37720186
Megamorphosis is a must.
>>37720233
All text and no pics make Anons dull boys.

>> No.37720266

>>37720223
this
baphos are old ladies larping as young girls
familiars are legit and they love you

>> No.37720301

>>37720233
Shog-meido spiked the tea with grape jelly.

>> No.37720308

>>37720266
familiars are an artificial race larping as a young girl
they're probably not even six months old on average since they're mass produced to spread the influence of the Sabbath

>> No.37720315

How about sex with a monster girl whom you love very dearly, and loves you just as much?

>> No.37720317

I declare ittan-momen pussy be best pussy. You are not allowed to disagree.

>> No.37720318

>>37720266
Shiro doesn’t larp and she’s the best baphomet though

>> No.37720327

dolphin girl pussy

>> No.37720354

>>37720308
i still have no idea if familiars are an artifical race in the sense that they are created from scratch by magic or that they simply do not occur naturally and result from baphomet magics influence during monsterizing.

>> No.37720359

>>37720315
Yes please

>> No.37720370

>>37720315
yes with extra rape

>> No.37720372

>>37720308
>race of living onaholes specifically made to wring out lolicon jizz as effectively as possible
Not helping

>> No.37720381

>>37720317
ok Linus

>> No.37720407

>>37720308
>artificial race
that means you can customize your familiar any way you like
goth? fat ass? green? russian accent? the possibilities are endless

>> No.37720446

AHAHHHHHHH, I NEED MY MONSTER MOMMY MILKIES

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