/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I really, really love my clown wife !!

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Towa...

Love Noel

Serious question for all the kenzoku in these threads: How do you reconcile the fact that your oshi is a whore?

Laplus is really cute

>>37702967
Fat

>numberfag
can't be my oshi

pekoーら大好き

why is the Orca working so hard?

>>37702975
https://files.catbox.moe/x9vjjs.m4a

>>37702975
By thinking "At least she's not Rushia"

>>37702965
yes my dark

>korone uses christmas music as bgm all year round
>christmas comes around
>she's on a break
doggo...

It's cold! I love it!

I fucking love Miko Miko Miko yeah!!!

>>37702975
*hoshiyomi

Sora Love!

んなあああああ

Don't watch AsaMio

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

>>37702818
It's up again so proof I didn't lie about Chloe hating baths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLePwU1Egck&t=14347s

towa should play cod on xbox

>>37702992
DARKER!

>>37703004
Took me a moment to figure out what the fuck was going on in this image.

dead hours...

>Open schedule
>0 Brain Academy Streams today
>Close schedule

>>37702983
all of em are doing like 2 streams a day almost. she wants to get through that huge superchat backlog to play games or something.

>>37702990

>>37703009
SHE IS COMING BACK REFRESHED AND FULL OF ENERGY

Lamy owes me sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nDQn6t4KE
here we go again

Haachama is a whore

>>37702983
She's making the best of her time in the spotlight

>>37703018

>>37703020
BRIGHTER!

>>37702983
She said she will read all of them, so she is going to read all of them.

>>37702992
>>37703009
>>37703020
https://streamable.com/rabwxl

>>37703026

>>37703029
Respect the hustle, holos who don't read SCs just come off as lazy and funnily enough they're the first one to complain about not being able to go through with their projects

rushia has the sexiest screams of any hololive member

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1470107761598164992

>>37703024
*Suisei

I love Towa...

Fuck this baby game.

kanata has the most chocolaty nipples of any hololive member

>>37703040
i thought we hate sc reading here...

>>37703024
My whore is back

Why do so many artists draw pekora as a male?

>>37703023
Hate her all you want but she said she'd read every SC from that first stream and she's doing it no matter how many days worth of streams it takes

>>37703040
Towa complained about SC readings...

Remember when Towa cut her toenails on stream?
That was hot.

>>37703053
SC readings are the true gachikoi fuel, people who disliked them are just looking for something to hate or trying to justify their oshi not doing them out of laziness. Even Marine who murdered her throat sill does them

>>37703014
EHHHHHHHH KAWAII~

>>37702975
How do you reconcile with the fact that your oshi is not a whore? That's such a waste.

>>37703060
And guess what dumb cunt still does them

I kneel to Queen Shion

>>37703056
Ushida Bekora is very handsome

>>37703051
I know right? I remember Cynthia raping me baf the first time on Platinum.

brap

Chloe: Read every sc
Koyori: Read every sc
Lui: Read every sc
Iroha: Read the red sc only
Laplus: Read all the sc off screen, pick the most interesting and funny sc that come and read them outloud

Love Hololive
Hate /hlg/
Simple as

>>37703062
Based truth speaker

Miko is the cutest!

>>37703073
Twundere...

>>37703073
Towa...

>>37703008
Watame's boobs are too fucking big

>>37703073
towa...

Towa is dead

https://streamable.com/t908oz

I'll be watching Kiara later. Just replying to the anon who asked last thread

>i dont know where i'll go from here
>honestly saying
>i recently talked with my friend but...
>when people diss you... how should i say it... when they insult you they have bad intentions right
>i think "that can't be helped" and live along. even with antis out there
>but what my friend said was: "those who insult don't have love in their heart" and i thought that's right
>i learned that instead of hurting back, i should give love to their heart
>like giving them kindness and love
>i know it's embarrassing but isn't that the closest route to peace?

>>37703085
Chloe: top earner
Koyori: good SCs probably top 15
Lui: Saviorfag money
Iroha: top earner
Laplus: Another Polka who will be complaining about how she doesn't make enough money for her shitposts
Pekora went from being a top earner to not even making it on the top 10 most months unless she has some big even because she stopped reading SCs. Mio and Polka make the least of their gens because they don't read them on the other hand Nene just made 3Million just the other day from a SC reading

>>37703110

>>37703085
>Read all the sc off screen
Yeah sure

>>37703120
Pekora doesn't need to read SCs anymore, she's making bank from her total watch hours. If anything she probably makes more by ensuring a higher CCV than by potentially taking the algo hit of doing dedicated SC readings.

What happened to Azki's basil plants?

GET IN!
https://youtu.be/6Q-fX1E6B_s

https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

>>37703085
>Read all the sc off screen
DYRBI

>>37703120
>Nene just made 3Million just the other day from a SC reading
To be fair that wasn't just SC reading. It was SC + autograph.

>>37703127
Do we even know if the holos get adsense? Never heard anyone mention it

I love Lamy

>>37703082
*sniff*

>>37703127
>she's making bank from her total watch hours
Globalfags have started to apply their copes to JPs as well? Views are worthless, I have personally heard from a guy who makes like 100 USD per million views. This isn't 2015 anymore.

>>37703119
Nobody cares.

>>37703120
>>37703127
She doesn't need it either, for fucks sake she is top third in the whole world on Superchats alone and that is discounting all the shit she gets from sponorships and such, I really doubt she even cares about that bit.
Instead she turned the superchat reading section into a mini-zatsudan with red SCs which is better content while still retaining that nudge to the hardcore money spenders.

What's their malfunction?
https://files.catbox.moe/a1ef99.mp4

>>37703157
Well that was freaking rude...

>>37703157
I care

>>37703119
Didn't ask.

>>37703120
Laplus is at almost at 10 million and keep getting red sc since she pick them up like Coco did, she is doing well enough

>>37703124
She actually had a list prepared where she read the most interesting sc she got during her monetization stream

>>37703152
You don't even have to go that far, there's plenty of youtubers bitching about how they make close to nothing from views

>>37703157
Chammers would even put love in your heart

>>37703161
They are Japanese.

I really do love Suisei.

>>37703085
Iroha baiting the reds smart

>>37703120
It isn't possible for Laplus to earn less than Polka. It helps that she doesn't give fat fuck vibes like Polka does.

>>37703157
>>37703164
*kisses you*

>>37703161
Testosterone in the food

>>37703177
*punches you in the face*

Why the SC reading hate?

>>37703160
>for fucks sake she is top third in the whole world on Superchats alone
Yeah, off the time from when she did read them. Pekora has been slipping as on the charts of late exactly because she didn't read them. And yeah not shit PEKORA of all people is not struggling, she's the top vtuber after all, I'm just using her as an example on how ditching SC readings can fuck with your earnings

i really want a la+anya collab where they just bully me and tell me to rub my dick against the cold hard ground until i cum

Anzu...

>>37703198
Kek

>>37703188
I mean ditching is a strong word since she still reads every red that comes her way unless she gets like a million of them at once. All she stopped doing was read every name, and before you say it, yes I agree that even that does shy away some people who donate to have their name read.
But she hasn't ditched it completely.

>>37703198
Surprised that she allowed ANY skin to be shown.

Okayu Pokemon (12/11) 1/2

>Christmas Okayu
Surprise! Okayu's using her home 3D, as well as her Christmas dress, just like Matsuri did for her 3D live earlier. People sure seem surprised. She thought she hinted at it well enough with the tweet and thumbnail, though says there was something weird about her changing her thumbnail, and Youtube reverting it back to the first one.

>The night before Christmas
Okayu's going to end up doing the Christmas ASMR on the 24th, it turns out there's recording on the 25th. Well, actually, it's not recording, but more of a live stream that she'll be on. After that, there's some kind of announcement too.

>Boundcat
Okayu keeps getting distracted from her conversation topics while playing. She says her mind goes all over the place, and she wishes somebody would tie her up so she could stay still. "Is it really okay?". What? She's purely referring to binding the contents of her conversations.

>Explain it to me, like you would a child
When chat mentions it's impossible for something to crystallize into a pentagonal shape, Okayu asks why. She says she doesn't get it, so to explain it to her as if she was a primary schooler. She doesn't quite get it, but she feels like Koyori-chan is well-versed in this stuff, and might be able to get her to understand.

>Poke-plans
Okayu's streaming a little later than usual tonight, so she'd like to save the Elite 4 for tomorrow. Today she'll be gathering stones in the underground(At least, that was the original plan). Will she go legendary-hunting after that? Well, she still needs to battle Subaru, who's a little behind, so she'll probably just take a break from it for a while. There's also a possibility of not being able to play Pokemon in the future, but she'll continue behind the scenes if that's the case.

>Subaru love
Okayu doesn't want Subaru to hurry for her sake though, she likes watching her take the game at her own pace. Lately, watching her Pokemon archives while eating breakfast is something Okayu often looks forward to. Okayu later finds a Gible, and remembers that Subaru really loves them, so she decides to catch one for her. She realizes its level is so high it'd throw off her party, so she decides to use it to breed an egg for her. Then she goes even further, and decides to catch one with iron head, and breed it so that way it passes it down as an egg move. This takes about an hour or so, and she says she'll give it to her later, but also tells chat not to guilt Subaru into using it.

>Egg-raising
Okayu talks about how the way the melody changes when switching between route 209, Solaceon Town, and route 210 drives her crazy. She's heard this mix more than her own parents' voices. She usually mutes it and listens to something else. Lately, she's been using it to memorize songs she was asked to sing for hololive's anniversary live. She eventually can't take the music and switches to cycling road. Later, when she decides to do it with concentric circles, she makes her model take up most of the screen to spare her viewers from getting sick. Chat says it looks like she's shaking lewdly, but she says all she's doing is staying still and moving the 3D stick in circles, though it tires her hands out.

>New Years
Does Okayu have any plans? Well, it looks like she can't go home to see her family yet, so she ordered some traditional osechi to eat by herself. She might also decide to do a stream. Korosan's going to be spending it with her family, but if possible, they'd like to spend it together too. The osechi from Okayu's hometown has herring roe; Okayu always loved it, and would get it often at sushi restaurants.

Nikisanji artists oshihen to hololive..

>>37703198
ebin

>>37703186
Poor zoomers that can't communicate with their oshi hate every stream that isn't game or event.

>>37703127
Holy mother of cope.

>>37703198
:-D

>>37703207
>Shiny-hunting
Okayu decides to hunt for a shiny Meditite after talking with chat about shiny-hunting for a bit. She's pretty sure she won't find one with the crazy odds, but thinks it'll be fun. She really enjoys shiny-hunting; it's a lot of busywork, which she likes in games. Still, all she's done is some hours of selective breeding, what Fubuki's been doing is far crazier. Okayu likes to watch those streams when she can. The streams are so long, but it makes Okayu feel like she really wants to be there for the moment a shiny Magikarp finally appears.

>Good luck
Okayu finds her shiny after a mere 40 minutes. She thinks she's dreaming at first; this is the first shiny she's ever caught. Come to think of it, her luck has been really good for the end of this year. She had to take a taxi and got an extremely rare one, she went to buy a new laptop and got the last one in stock, and now this.

>Deercat
Okayu tries out the reindeer antlers. It's funny how she has 4 ears now, instead of the usual 2. She makes some jokes about what she'd be called if she was a deer instead of a cat, instead of a tarashineko shed be a tarashika(deer + flirt), or an odoshika(trickster + deer). The onigiryaa would be senbeiryaa instead too, wouldn't they? Okayu says this seems like a fun timeline. Ah, but Okayu's talking about deer, and not reindeer; they're a little different.

>Korosanta
What would Korone be in this timeline where Okayu's a reindeer? Santa? That's why she plays so much Christmas music! It all makes sense! Could this be who Okayu and Korone were in their past lives? Now Okayu's convinced. Is this why Okayu made the nickname Korosan, as in Korosanta? She could see Korone energetically passing out presents to the world in a night, while Okayu took care of the directions. Maybe that's why she has so much stamina?

>Night gaming
Okayu feels like when you game in the morning, you're always conscious of things you need to do later, but night gaming makes you feel like you can go on forever since you can just sleep whenever you're done.

>Goods
Okayu's so happy to see that her second anniversary goods have finally arrived. She's really sorry that everybody who used their hard-earned money had to wait such a long time to get them.

>MMD
A fan mentions they're learning MMD so they can make Okayu dance in it. Okayu says MMD is super fun. There was a period of time where she got really into learning how to use it, but it's also really complicated. People who can use it well are amazing. Okayu recommends it to anybody looking for a new hobby, and you can even use her model. There's something really nice about being able to make the characters you like, dance on a stage you like, in a way that you like. People who like that kind of stuff will really fall in love with it.

>Friends
Okayu's talked about this before, but there's a lot of hardships in life to go along with all the fun things. We live in a world where you can exist entirely on your own. Even if you can't cook or do other simple things, you can use money to have people do it for you. Still, Okayu thinks having people to be with is the most effective way at dealing with the hard times. You can eat good food or do fun things by yourself, but those are usually quickly forgotten. The next time you eat that delicious meal, you'll already be craving something better. Meanwhile, it's always fun to do anything with friends; even bad food can taste good with company. You won't be thinking about wanting to do something even more fun the next time you hang out, you'll just want to have fun. Okayu doesn't really get tired of it. It's a really wonderful aspect of human relationships. Okayu really treasures her time with all her friends and family. The whiplash of Okayu talking about something like this while wearing a Santa outfit is going to break you? Just think of it as a present from her.

https://privatebin.net/?70681788147b89c8#ZiPRSPSF8y766SLcpRLpoc7rqqptcnpVJpYAWLvunmF

>>37703198
gimi...

Oh wow. I thought Okayuposter had graduated

>>37703198
I will keep lusting after Furea's fat brown tits and there's nothing she can do to stop me

5ch keep talking about Chloe not bathing
Wonder if she will lost some whales due to this

>>37703218
>>37703207
No one asked

>>37703186
It's entirely because La+ doesn't do them therefore all the zoommers in these threads that latched onto her started shitting on holos who do so their oshi doesn't look like she's the one in the wrong

>>37703207
>>37703218
I asked, thank you Okayubro.

kenzoku make problems me

Someone asked

seguimos ganando spichermanos

>>37703231
>lost

>>37703218
>That's why she plays so much Christmas music!
Anon said it's not Christmas music though... Also thanks

>>37703229

soda and goblina are collabing again

>>37703186
/vt/ shit, for some reason they hate them. Figure that with the influx of tourist these as of late because of Gen 6 their retarded ideas have also started to appear here

>>37703231
She actually get more SC when she said she doesn't take bath because some fucker keep asking for her bathwater

>>37703207
>>37703218
Thanks as always anon. Good thing Okayu noticed Subaru is really invested in the game, I was worried their challenge is gonna affect her playstyle too much, nice that Okayu also doesn't want that. She still could go a bit easier on her

>>37703260
UNITYBROS
We keep winning.

>>37703260
LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>37703207
>>37703218
Thanks as always.
Really liked that last bit, my oshi said something similar in her latest stream (probably because she recently hanged out with Okayu, the cat is good influence).

The Santa costumes are hot, good seeing Cover finally do something with the home3D

>>37703198
Finnish people have literally one joke, and they'll never be funny

And there it is, the people giving thanks to something they had such little interest in that they couldn't even be bothered to watch it.

it's over...

What collab group is the funniest?

When is IRyS getting a Santa costume?

Hey gays

>>37703214
>>37703237
>>37703261
Why does it feel like the same person wrote these?

>>37703303
darker

Who’s got better brown tits? Flare or pekora?

>>37703260
based Sora throwing schizos in the garbage

>4 minutes late
This bitch can't even start her twitcasts on time

>>37703297
dont care

Oh, it's FFX
https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1470049165598392322?s=20

Gura and friends later!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0YRiHiJkc

>>37703303
Dog is turning into Ayame...

>>37703152
People are making a living with just 100k views per video, your numbers are bullshit

>>37703306
Greetings homosexuals

>>37703271
Okayu beat the Elite 4 today. She won't touch the game until Subaru beats it too. She wants to fight her with the exact members and moves that she used to win. Subaru can catch up now. Plus, if she takes the time to raise the gible Okayu got for her, it should be pretty buff.

>>37703309
who

>>37703296
Shiraken until they ruined it by adding Noel

>>37703296
shion and gura, not only funny but cute too!

>>37703316
Didnt ask.

>>37703333
oh hi

>>37703319
fuck, made me snort

>>37703260
Where did you see/hear that?

>>37703326
Hitomano Chrisloe

>>37703218
>>37703207
read the whole thing, never have time to watch her though
there's like 100 hours+ of Hololive every day, shit's impossible

>>37703334

I only watch game streams but not shit games. So no pokemon, apex, minecraft, etc
I don't watch zatsudans.
I don't watch sc reading.
And i definitely don't watch holo "sing".

Is this what passes for "humor" in EN?

>>37703237
Personally I think it's a bit too early, Both Chloe and Koyori are killing their pace with this and actually lost a lot of viewers that way while Iroha who only read red and Laplus who doesn't read them are still doing very well
If you look at the number of stream they will do half of Chloe and Koyo are supacha reading

If that continue Chloe will just become Lamy 2.0, which is still really good obviously, but she had the potential for more

This is what Matsuri could have had... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjSOS7conqE

>>37703260
That's nice, their Cuphead Collab was really fun,

>>37703334
>>37703364
I can't fucking wait for them to collab now that Gura has a more cute and funny outfit and is able to use Shion's cocky hand gestures too

>>37703364
Do Shion & Gura actually like each other or do they just pretend to because the viewers like it?

>>37703371
>I don't watch zatsudans.
ngmi

Reminder that Marine is spending Christmas all alone because everyone in Hololive hates her and that her fans have now admitted to be being discord trannies
>>>/vt/14533990

>>37703382
yeah they only pretend to have sex over discord. It's all to fool us anon.

>>37703372
ToT

>>37703382
They talk about each other's streams a fair bit and at the very least Gura has been talking about wanting to collab with Shion pretty much since she debuted.

>>37703393
>vt

>>37703373
山田とござるは若いから今すぐ人生クリア分稼がなきゃという焦りが無いんだろうね

>>37703382
Gura definetly likes Shion.

>>37703207
>>37703218
Thanks, anon.

>>37703382
They dont even speak the same language

I'm going to fap to Chloe again. Come get me if something good happens

>>37703372
what's bad about it?

>>37703397
>he doesn't lurk the ichitranny thread to laugh at them
You are missing out bro

>>37703411
The face of Hololive.

I miss Korone...

>>37703402
You don't understand Japanese but you still watch Hololive.

>>37703382
They like each other's designs but it's not like they can communicate so that's where it ends.

>>37703382
Shion is legitimately Gura's oshi, and Gura is excited to interact with her as most of us would be if we managed to join hololive and interact with our oshi.

Shion is definitely just using Gura to try to leech some of her audience though. She wouldn't give her the time of day otherwise.

>>37703372
I found it funny.

>>37703415
I'm not a crossboarder, I apologize

>>37703372
I don't get it

>>37703372
COMEDY

I must admit I find it very hard to believe a bunch of female menheras actually get a long as well as they say they do. It's just unnatural

>>37703393
Marinefags are all fucking ironic weebs, of course they are also discord trannies.

>>37703186
Nobody sane watches hours long superchat reading sessions.

>>37703426
Oh no no no orcabros not like this

>dead hours
>number of filtered posts suddenly increasing
>chicken costume in 1 hour
abayo

>>37703436
It’s literally all business, Anon. Have you ever been a part of a workplace before?

>>37703428
I mean, Shion was watching Gura's outfit reveal and I don't think she cares that much about numbers.

*plants a felonious amount of weed on Towa and calls the cops*

>>37703372
>come to brazil

>>37703430
watch it anon, he might have a stroke if you post images like that

>>37703436
In the 6th gen La+ and Iroha seem to be getting along for real, for the other not really

>>37703415
Why the fuck are you reading /vt/ shit where the marineschizo lives? Marine is the /jp/ holo, ignore everything else and listen only to /jp/ and Japanese fans.

>>37703442
It’s literally an extended zatsudan. Why wouldn’t you stay to listen to your oshi’s voice?

Imagine malding over this

Watamage I beg you to blow up her PC today.

>>37703456
Why is Botan like this

>>37703372
if only Gura knew what the crying emoji really meant...

neen

>>37703469
Imagine the smell

>>37703449
Funnily enough, you are the second person who mentions her in this thread.

>>37703373
>If you look at the number of stream they will do half of Chloe and Koyo are supacha reading
>If that continue Chloe will just become Lamy 2.0
That's a pretty dishonest way of looking at things, yeah no shit Chloe has been doing so many SCs readings she got 10M yen in one sitting, that's not going to be the norm going forward because I doubt she will be getting that much every single stream. Koyori would have been done by now with her debut SCs but she chose to start over again, and her "killing their pace" comes more from her choice of game and not that she simply chose to read SCs.

>>37703451
Yes and all the women here talk shit on each other.

>>37703372
>i unironically did have school in 2 hours during that
how did she know...

>i can't rap because i'm stupid
chloe...

>>37703372
>ToT
>come to brazil
But it was funny

If you don't understand Japanese you don't belong on /jp/

Kiara is an Italian name?

>>37703473
But Botan into mooshrooms...

https://files.catbox.moe/u4stv9.mp4

>>37703478
Why do you think she doesn't?

>>37703467
It really isn't, it's reading names and occasionally replying to almost same exact red SCs.
>Why wouldn’t you stay to listen to your oshi’s voice?
I like doing things other than watching streams, like playing games myself.

>>37703499
nahone

>>37703492
Women get a long better when money is involved. In this case, they’re getting paid to act friendly towards one another on stream. Why wouldn’t they do it?

>>37703466
You behave exactly the same way here. You are all ironic weebs.

>>37703371
So you don't watch Hololive, nahone.

>>37703451
That's pretty much where he seems to be coming from. Have you seen any mostly-female workplaces and how things escalate there?
That would raise the question who goes around defusing shit all the time, but honestly I think if most of them are kusoinkyas and have enough breathing room not bumping into each other daily, things shouldn't get very bad even without much maintenance.

>>37703402
When I was a kid I befriended a chinese girl even though I didn't speak a word of chinese and she didn't speak a word of english. Kids don't care about shit like language barriers, they find a way.

>>37703499
stop trying to remove 95% of the thread anon...

>>37703500
Not really. Chiara is Italian, not Kiara.

>>37703504
more like anything that gets her the yakuza money

>>37703499
wagatta

>>37703506
3D is the future, bros.

Which holo has the most female fans?

>>37703478
she definitely knows

>>37703516
>that projection
Globalfriends, not like this...

>>37703522
>Kids don't care about shit like language barriers
Shion and Gura are working adults

>>37703467
I'm fine with zatsudans, but not with "X-san arigatou 10Q!" on repeat.

>>37703442

>>37703522
Anon, they are not real kids, well, kinda.

>>37703539
Gura is like the epitome of the "legal loli" archetype both physically and mentally. Idk as much about Shion but I wouldn't be surprised if she also fit that mold

>>37703442
Lamy's SC reading today was a ton of fun...

>>37703532
Shion doesn’t want anything to do with La+.

>>37703491
Koyori isn't someone who will ever get a lot of views but Chloe had a pretty perfect start and she only chose buff games so far
Yet she fell pretty hard
I do think devoting so much time on sc reading is the cause but well that's just my opinion

>>37703499
*skips anki*

>>37703535

>>37703537
You defended code shit. Ichimi on 4chan are all ironic weebs.

>>37703541
Towa...

>>37703535
Marine easily

https://youtu.be/fg0YRiHiJkc

>>37703535
Marine

https://youtu.be/fg0YRiHiJkc

Gura is probably older than most of the retards that keep spamming ToT and UOH nowadays.

>>37703535
Miko

/fg0YRiHiJkc/

>>37703557
Marine has the least female fans. She herself has said she has less than 10% female fans.

ASMR superchat reading when?

>>37703560
>>37703562

>>37703563
That's even hotter

>>37703516
>tell people to go read /vt/
>but actually everyone here is the same
The absolute state, you can't even remember your arguments from moments earlier. You don't know anything about Marine.

>>37703532
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94505635

>>37703563
I know isn't it fucking amazing?

>>37703560
>>37703562
MEIDO!!!!! THEY ARE RAIDING AGAIN

Which holo would make the best mother?

>>37703563
Gura is the 2nd oldest EN, only IRyS (who is in her mid 40s) is older

>>37703563
H-hot?

>>37703570
mayori did that yesterday

>>37703553
I'm sure Izuru has more than him

>>37703506
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37703578
Why are you pointing it out anon what the fuck! 3 day ban moment

>>37703563
lolibabas are peak UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>37703564
these still fuck up my brain
https://youtu.be/TJral4i89WY?t=1649

>>37703563
Gura is the 2nd oldest EN, only Sana (who is in her mid 40s) is older

>>37703565
My Taiwanese cosplaying beauty...

>No friends
>No family
>Not even a nice meal
Marine coule legitimately kill herself this Christmas, her manager should probably check in on her.

>>37703568
That was over a year ago, she's a lesbian icon now

>>37703580
Roboco doesn't lock her cats in cages so I'll say her

>>37703573
Tbh I usually post on /vt/ but I got exiled here after I linked Tsukushi Aria in global for 1 day so I am waiting here while I do my time like a good citizen.

>>37703555
Towa does talk about stuff but it's all really dumb.

>>37703506
i hate how cute fat cat is

Remember when Towa acted like punishing your cat by not feeding it for three days was normal lmao

>>37703554
>Newf/a/ggot is mad at 4chin liking Code Geass
What's next, are you gonna cry because someone says they enjoyed Endless Eight? You will never fit in.

>>37703565
Split socks are a favorite of foot fetishists and people into foot play, along with being really comfortable with sandals!

>>37703551
>I do think devoting so much time on sc reading
Again anon, it's not like she's going to be doing that forever. Al these arguments come from the unreasonable idea that she's going to be stuck doing them forever, when there's no reason as to why that would be the case unless she starts getting 10M yen in SCs every other month

>>37703549
Huuuuuuuuh?

>>37703595
Her core audience has stayed roughly the same, if they are mostly female now then they must be trannies and are therefore not actually female.

>>37703605
She wouldn't do it to her own cat though, only to yours, what a cunt.

>>37703570
Noel has done a couple.

>>37703605

towa is a psychopath

>>37703609
>the sandals footfag is now here

Remember when Ayame acted like punishing your cat by locking it in a cage for three days was normal lmao

>>37703612
sex & Cum

>>37703605
When I was a kid we used to go on vacation for like 1-2 weeks and just leave the cat locked in a room with some food and water that I'm pretty sure almost definitely would not last the full period and I just thought it was normal, only realized when I got a little older that it was a really shitty thing to do.

>dead hours
Time to leave this thread for a while

>>37703612
I want to sleep on her butt

>>37703551
It's not just about game choices, apparantly she's not entertaining enough to keep the viewers. On the other hand, La+'s game choices are horrendous and I can see her reclining too.

Remember when anon acted like punishing your cat by making it listen to Smile and Go on loop for 3 days is normal lmao

>>37703610
I'm just saying they were in the buff zone so they should have done as many game streams and zatsudan as possible to keep the tourists and people who will eventually leave
Doing the sc during the buff period is for me a bad move

*opens anki*

>>37703580
Hopefully Korone, given the date of her breaks, and her thoughts about quitting hololive at that time.

>>37703630
Was the cat okay?

>>37703642
>2500 due

>>37703563
Gura is the 2nd oldest EN, only Towa (who is in her mid 40s) is older

>>37703594
Marine is a repugnant person, just like how her roommate's collab partners ditched her, so have her current colleagues.
Marine will spend Christmas alone, eating microwave meals because no one actually likes her, even her fans only like the fake image she projects.

>>37703630
cats have no emotions

>>37703642
*windows crashes and it corrupts your deck*

>>37703651
I wish Towa was a hag.

hoping huke will deliver...

https://streamable.com/yww97m

Marine is going to be having sex on Christmas (with /jp/, because everyone here loves her).

Hello fellow HoloEN enjoyers. We love EN here

>>37703673
I didn't sign up for this

Marine will spend Christmas with Rushia like she always did

Remember when EOPs used to treat this thread like /djt/ and talk about finally learning shit like 雑談

>>37703662
>not syncing it on your own server
ngmi

>>37703641
>Doing the sc during the buff period is for me a bad move
It's the right more in the long run compared to killing any chance at getting gachis from the start. Numbers don't pay just compare how much Botan makes in SC compared to Nene or Lamy

>>37703584
that's so nice, watching the archive
they all should do it
make it company policy

>>37703675
Reminder even the cyt*be has an EN chat now
EN is officially endorsed by Hololive lovers everywhere
If you don't like EN you are just being a hipster and are better off on r*ddit.

Reminder that Marine's own mother hates her guts.

>>37703645
Yeah I mean he didn't die or anything but he was always a little rattled afterward

>>37703218
>>37703207
thank you

>>37703665
Kek

Damn I couldn't catch all of Lamy's stream. She says she'll un-private the archive tomorrow. What is she cutting out?

>>37703675
wait you guys told me Irys is JP because she's Sora's favored hafu

>>37703677
Rushia is going back home with her family for Christmas tho

anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

*has loving sex with Luna*

>>37703665
How embarrassing would it be if Kiara's PC shits itself again and she has to cancel once again

>>37703650
*closes anki*

>>37703693
She said she's going to the holohouse...

>>37703681
Botan doesn't get SC since she is old
Nene is young and Lamy has huge assets (with that photo being leaked just after her debut, what a surprise)
Don't think whales don't know about that, same reason why Polka doesn't get sc

>>37703675
/hlg/ loves IRyS

Is Laplus ever going to stream for 2 hours or more

35p status?

>>37703705
This is almost as bad as Gura getting pasted onto Coco's graduation montage as a sticker, what the hell

>>37703698
I'd laugh my ass off especially since they have the collab afterwards where they are all using their new costumes and the Chicken would have to participate as PNG of her old outfit it'd be a fucking riot

>>37703698
miosha holotalk was fine

>>37703711
How new?

>>37703709
the watchalong was great, she actually managed to get inception pretty easily and the zatsu after that was cool

>>37703706
Her PC would overheat and set fire to her trash mountains if she streamed too long, please understand.

Fellow Watamages, once again I require your cooperation.

>>37703711
Do not worry friend. Cover will give IRyS a 3D model any time soon!

Minecraft streams doko

Hey anon. Remember when Haachama was a cardboard cutout at Matsuri's 3D stream?

I can't fap to Chloe because her breasts are too small.

>>37703711
When did that happen?

>>37703717

>>37703730
I still can't believe Matsuri actually did that...

Do not fall into her traps

>>37703727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYBv4AgyiaA

>>37703711
The cardboard is a tradition, though...

>>37703704
>Don't think whales don't know about that, same reason why Polka doesn't get sc
Except Polka does get SCs whenever she gets around to reading them. The trade off is as simple as it gets those who read SCs get more SCs that those who don't because people like to have their message and name read. It's basic idol handshake conventions
Watame, Lamy, Noel, Marine. Every holo who takes their time to make those long ass SC readings always gets more money in those than they do in regular streams

Kazama Iroha.

>>37703260
I thought you were talking about Mito

>>37703746
end of the year buff, that's not a normal SC reading
I'm not saying SC reading are useless by the way, but a good balance is important

>>37703746
>2020
ogey

>>37703737

she inclining!

>>37703705
/hlg/ only loves irys because she's ugly and thus non-threatening

https://youtu.be/wHBybczPYQM
Kazama Iroha is a kind girl

reminder that obsession with numbers is a symptom of autism

>>37703774
>ugly

>>37703676
It'll be over quick, don't worry about it too much

>>37703782
>fan art
Please don't be as dumb as ichimi

Fuck off, we hate IryS here. We hate hafus more than anything. We also hate mentally ill fans forcing their shitty boring whore holo. We hate her. We fucking hate her.

has anyone else besides kanata and miko seen their minecraft skin's pantsu?

HIRyS!

>>37703594
>>37703657
pekora will save her

>changes md5 on the same image for the 500th time
please give me attention...

>>37703791
>we

>>37703791

>>37703798
Pekora will be with her mother.

>>37703802
>filters it in 2 clicks
nah

>>37703811
and marine

>>37703774
I like her only out of the utaite nostalgia

Fubuki Magikarp status?

Official hololive singer rankings:

Enna > Moona > IRyS > Kiara (Limiters off) > Chloe > Gura > Suisei > Sora > AZKi > Baelz > Risu > Aki > Matsuri > Towa > Reine > Aqua > Okayu > Fubuki > Nene > Mumei > Ina > Subaru > Kronii > Watame > Fauna > Kiara (Limiters on) > Mio > Mori > Korone > Haachama > Ollie > Amelia > Sana > Anya > Noel > Everyone I can't be bothered to mention

>>37703811
and miko

Fucking indogs, fuck off already.

We hate EN and ID here

>>37703829
Go back

>>37703837
True

>>37703836
Speaking of which, did she say "thankyou" in bahasa?