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She's so perfect...

Sleepy Yuuki!

Yuuka rocking those 90s plaid pants!

>>37445760
>>37445773
The better Yuuka.

>>37445795
I really hope that if she is featured in cheating detective satori they give her long hair

>>37445795
The pajamas can stay, but the pants have to go. Girls should not be wearing pants.

>>37445736
She is so pretty. I think I wouldn't mind settling down with her forever.

>>37448086
Best post itt

I'm gonna fertilise her.

Is it safe to let the sunflower wrap her arms around you?

SURE SMELLS LIKE A HAG IN HERE

>>37448086
There was a lot of cow yuuka this year

>>37453438
Please don't be mean

>>37448971
I want to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

>>37445736
I love her in TW, but I don't get why she's so rude to you in the beginning, it seems too jarring.

>>37463460
Nobody knows how to write Yuuka
because it’s either write her as a sadist or go for projection city

>>37463896
Yuuka's characterization in both canon and fanon is all over the place:

>PC-98: Genocide is just another game. *breaks the 4th wall*
>Kioh Gyouku: What beautiful weather. Perfect for napping.
>PoFV: Lol I was just kidding about genocide, kinda. Don't step on my flowers!
>PMiSS: Maximum threat, stay the fuck away from her if you don't want to be turned into fertilizer.
>Memes: when day is dark always rember happy day
>Diamond in the Rough: I will marry you if you go kill some children for me.
>Imperfect Metamorphosis: I'm the joker baby!

>>37465293
It’s not just Yuuka, it’s the entirety of touhou really (maybe not the newhus as much but who cares about them). Anyone who claims to know “the canon interpretation” of things should be laughed at

>>37465293
Yuuka is a playful and powerful lady!

>>37465293
>>Diamond in the Rough: I will marry you if you go kill some children for me.
Wasn't that a blatant falsehood? Like, one of three?

>>37445736
I want her to punish my testicles

>>37466026
ya, i think she is either a trickster who'll say and do stuff that get people to react, or has a very fickle personality, both of which are typical for youkai of her age and status.

>>37467856
Yuuka is the hippity hoppity get off my fucking property hu

>>37465293
And imagine, every single interpretation is wrong. Every single one but mine.

>>37465293
So she's basically a characterless, could-be-anything type of character with no firm character traits?

>>37475536
More or less. Anon didn’t even cover the half it, there’s contradictions even in the same game. For example, in mystic square Yuuka takes care to spare innocent lives in her good ending and in pofv you also have this line from eiki (the ultimate judge of character), where she says she doesn’t terrorize humans enough. Which is even stranger with pmiss which now says she is the most fearsome youkai to ever roam gensokyo

>>37475960
I always headcanoned that she had all sorts of phases she went through in her long life. (and before anyone mentions it, no, being a gangbang slut isn't one of them)

>>37475536
>characterless
No, most people just can't read. That said I don't deny that ZUN brought her back for one game because he was feeling sentimental so we have little to go on.

Yuuka being mysterious and confusing is fine and not contradictory. We know she's very powerful, very old, and polite and playful. However, we don't know how much of what she does is her playing around or serious, hence why Akyuu tells people to avoid her at all costs since she clearly doesn't mind playing the role of a baddie, and she absolutely has the power to back it up. Despite this, she seems to keep to herself and not actively seek out trouble these days, something Eiki scolds her for, to which Yuuka beats her up.

>>37476980
Yeah. She's probably legit scary powerful but due to her age she probably decided just to chill among the flowers.

Even if she's less active as an older youkai I like that Yuuka still tries to act scary.

PMiSS feels a bit contradictory too, Yuuka has the highest threat level but Akyuu also seems to say that Yuuka isn't dangerous as long as you don't harm her flowers.

>>37477620
>Yuuka has the highest threat level
only if you are a male virgin

>>37477706
she may take deflowering a bit too literally

>>37465293
>imperfect metamorphosis
that still exists?

>>37477723
Those men show her how much they love nature very willingly

>>37477866
does she use those fingernails to inflict pain? are my genitals safe around her?

Yuuka noooooo!

Very green thread

>>37497881
Hair color represents the exterior facade, but eye color is the window to the soul

>>37477620
Someone uprooted and stole one of my plants once and I was fucking livid after that, I can definitely imagine her being polite and gentle as long as you don't touch her garden.

I love PC-98 Yuuka with her Seihou wings!

>>37507793
The Seihou game she was in was on Windows. You don't even love Yuuka enough to know that.

Is there any chance a castration might occur?

>>37498104
Who would steal a plant? That's fucked up.

>>37514066
Only if you hurt flowers

>>37514386
Thieves in my country sometimes do steal plants from people's gardens. My friend's family sells flowers and had their greenhouses broken into ~3 times over the years. Certain plants can cost quite a fortune

Yuuka-san can be rather frightening

>>37527703
Yuuka trying to be friendly to the young youkai Kogasa! Yuuka completely oblivious to how terrifying she comes off as!

Yuuka making compost of a poor soul who dared trample on her flowers!

>>37528671
Yuuka's battery was privileged under Gensokyo precedent for defenses to intentional torts.

An actor is privileged to engage in conduct that would otherwise satisfy the elements of battery, assault, purposeful infliction of bodily harm, or false imprisonment in order to prevent another's imminent intrusion or terminate another's intrusion upon the actor's land or personal property, if:
(a) the intrusion is not privileged;
(b) the actor first asks the intruder to desist and the intruder disregards the request.
or the actor reasonably believes that a request will be useless or dangerous,
or that substantial harm will be done before the request can be made;
(c) the actor reasonably believes that the other is intruding or imminently will intrude upon
the actor's property, and that the intrusion can be prevented or terminated only by the means used;
(d) the means used are reasonable; and
(e) the means used are not intended or likely to cause death or serious bodily injury

Restatement (Third) of Torts: Intentional Torts to Persons, § 30 TD No. 4 (2019)

Here, it is clear Tenshi was committing trespass to land. She was neither a licensee nor an invitee to the Garden of the Sun. She was asked politely to leave, but the request fell on deaf ears. Given her prior history of felonies and misdemeanors, it was entirely reasonable of Yuuka to believe that a failure to repel Tenshi could and would result in property damage. Furthermore, being a masochist, it was also reasonable to believe that a great deal of force would be needed to repel Tenshi (if possible at all). Given her durability as celestial, the client cannot be said to have "intended" to cause the specific outcome of death or serious bodily injury either. Before this claim was submitted, it was common knowledge that celestials were nigh-immortal, so one could not say that hitting Tenshi repeatedly with a shovel was "likely" to cause death or serious bodily injury either.

Opposing counsel will likely argue that the reasonable person standard does not apply in its purest form, due to the heightened competence exception. "Thus, a superior vision may enable the actor, if he uses reasonable attention, to perceive dangers which a man possessing only normal vision would not perceive, or his supernormal physical strength may enable him to avoid dangers which a man of normal strength could not avoid." Restatement (First) of Torts: Negligence § 298 (comment c). Therefore, Yuuka must not be held to the standard of a reasonable person, but to that of reasonable (but supernatural strength-possessing) youkai. While it is true this exception applies, this does not make the means which Yuuka used to repel intrusion any less reasonable. Apart from possessing supernatural strength, powerful youkai are also different mentally as well. They can be fiercely territorial in protecting their interests. One may argue Yuuka was in fact, merciful in her methods to repel Tenshi compared to other youkai of her class. The court ruled that a magician youkai who used deadly force to defend a book-thieving human from stealing property within her library was well within her rights, and that the magician in question should be judged by the standard of a reasonable youkai magician, with both their power and their instincts. Kirisame v. Scarlet Devil Mansion, vol. 293 Gensokyo Reporter pg. 1131, 1135 (Misty Lake 2002). A flower youkai's garden is analogous to that of a magician youkai's library. Furthermore, the trespass of book-stealing is significantly less egregious than that of flower-trampling - which represents a tort of conversion due to irreparable damage rather than mere trespass to chattel.

For the foregoing reasons, the judgment of the trial court should be reversed.
Respectfully submitted,
Anon 4chan.

>>37477866
I don't trust this women

風見幽香が大嫌い！
captcha: Y000D

>>37445736
Imagine making her a mother. Imagine all the children.

>>37531529
There is no pregnant Yuuka art and it is bad

>>37531199
でも幽香さんは可愛いよ

>>37477315
>very old
How dare you!

>>37535393
Because youkai have eternal youth, they don't complain much about being called ancient
In fact, its a mark of prestige to be so old

>>37531529
My beautiful children and loving wife...

>>37536573
No woman in the world wants to be called old, they may be powerful scary youkai but they are still girls at heart!

>>37483839
Yuuka is a Frank Zappa aficionado!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrmtAQvmfN8

got a new one recently

>>37445736
I want her to touch me God I'm so lonely

>>37556229
Same here

I love fluffy Yuuka!

>>37563510
forget the pic

I want Yuukarin to treat me poorly and abuse me, just like I deserve, and eventually make me suicide.

>>37573132
A real girlfriend will make you want to commit suicide even if you don’t feel like you deserve it, haha…

>>37573612
Enough "nice" people have betrayed my trust and enough stories of unhappy marriages have been witnessed for a nutjob like me to stop seriously considering a committed relationship with someone real, and I suspect long-term happiness is not something I'd be able to achieve and maintain regardless.

>>37573132
A date with Yuuka would go like this.

[lewds the yuuka]

>>37577517
On one hand, domestic abuse.
On the other hand, that kiss afterwards was remarkably cute fuck why can girls get away with anything damn it this isnt fair shit i want my yandere gf to punish me too goddamn

>>37578438
How can you say you love Yuuka if you don't want to help her make more Yuukas

>>37577517
Very high est

What kind of music does she listen to?

>>37594886
Yuuka's favorite album is "The Nutcracker" suite

>>37594886
Downward Spiral

>>37594886
Huey Lewis and the News

>>37595203
Yuuka Kazami has good taste in music

>>37594886
gangsta rap

>>37594886
Only O-Life JP Arranges

Miss Yuuka's cute and smelly feet!

>>37615887
How smelly is her pussy?

>>37529675
why is a lawyer shitposting on /jp/?
don't you have actual cases to do?

>>37618488
I am but a tiny plant growing from the light of the sun that is Yuuka. I wish only to use her boundless energy to grow ever closer to her. It is because of her that I am able to raise myself up, not in spite of her.

>>37616455
Could you please, please refrain from using such vulgar language?

>>37529675
Thank you for the summary of the case Lawyer-san

>>37626553
Being a tiny plant near Yuuka would suck. You'd be the perfect size for getting stepped on, but with her it would never happen.

>>37633089
Subby anons need not post. Yuuka is for a loving relationship where both parties respect the other as an equal, not Sadomasochistic roleplay

>>37636164
I like to imagine Yuuka as being an old fashioned nagging wife, who gets on your case for minor things you wouldn’t have ever thought of but otherwise is very dutiful

>>37636164
Look at this guy still under the impression that any relationship can be equal

>>37640975
What's she smiling for? It's creeping me out

>>37650714
Well you see even if humans appreciate her lovely flowers, there is seldom a human brave enough to appreciate HER beauty

https://twitter.com/touhoulw_global/status/1468747221256441857?s=21
Yuuka’s beautiful clementine eyes…

https://youtu.be/16cxOv2KGLE
What games would Yuuka play?

>>37656187
Yuuka plays Farming Simulator to relax after a hard day of farming.

>>37656187
Little Big Planet and Animal Crossing

>>37656318
I want to piss Yuuka off by slapping her again and again (in Little Big Planet)! I want her to take her frustrations out on me in a loving non-painful way!

>>37656187
Pikmin. She would never have a single dead Pikmin the entire game.

>>37656527
I want Yuuka to get pissed off at me and slap my balls again and again and take out her frustrations on my testicles in a very painful way!

>>37656572
maso pig go die

>>37663870
There’s no use in insulting a masochist, since that is the treatment they prefer. You must instead compliment them at every opportunity

>>37664875
Not all of us are miserable self-loathing wrecks, although I'm certainly among them. By the way, posting the moest youkai is one's duty and privilege.

>>37665072
But we are all crazy, yes?

>>37532626
There is some pregnant Yuuka art but most of it is low quality. Don't get me started on the fact that asutora started drawing preggos shortly after he stopped drawing Yuuka.

>>37656572
She'd never do that. Yuuka will gently caress and massage your testicles as you give her halfbreeds.

>>37665332
A crime, that is.

>>37665545
Yuuka would never find a human worthy of giving her progeny. She only respects the strong

Have you rolled her yet?

>>37679441
gacha blasphemy

>>37679441
>crush
>trample
They know.

>>37679441
i agree with this guy >>37679464
i dont play blasphemous games

>>37679531
There's literally nothing wrong with gacha

>>37679537
>t. gacha drone
Your opinion is irrelevant and therefore discarded

>>37679596
Oh. That's a shame.

Shhh! Please be quiet. Yuuka is sleeping

snooze~

>>37689389
Futons are weird and disturbing as a concept. I will only accept western beds

>>37689389
*carefully lifts cover*

>>37679464
>>37679531
Lot of blasphemy these days, have we not compiled an Official Canon yet

Pollinating with Wriggle!

>>37695031
>ywn pollinate yuuka
why live

>>37679537
Wrong!

>>37679537

>>37679537

>>37700018
Footfags, die off.

>>37708121
I wasn’t not at all a footguy until I found Yuuka…

>>37708298
Her feet are one of a kind, but she has many other great features too.

>>37708307
Like her exceedingly beautiful, piercing eyes

>>37708499
Yuuka glaring into your eyes as she pushes you down and forces your clothes off!

>>37708121
We are eternal.

>>37475960
If you go with the "Yuuka used to be a fairy" theory then she's probably just a prankster pretending to be a scary genocide causing Youkai.

>>37475960
Akyuu's just doing her a solid by letting her be scary enough to survive as a youkai.

I love her so much. I'll never be able to put it to words. But that's exactly why she's so meaningful to me.

>>37716038
Whoa!

At first, anons, I will be honest and say that I didn’t really understand Yuuka. But now having gotten to know her more, I can’t ignore these feelings!

>>37445736
I have a lot of confused feelings about the kazami, on the one hand she terrifies me and her powers would make it all but impossible for me to breathe due to how flowers work, on the other hand I want her as a parental substitute for a self insert and a guide during crossover adventures
I want to be hugged by the yuuka, I want to train with the yuuka, I want to show off cool new powers to the yuuka, I want to be consoled and told it's all okay by the yuuka when plot demands everyone die, and most importantly I want to pass out from face to yuuka titty

i just want to be kept as a breeding slave and for yuuka to use my seed as fertilizer for her flowers. that is all.

Won’t you accept a hug from her? Yuuka forgives you for picking one of her sunflowers. You didn’t know any better

You were just out for a walk. Now you’re lost in a giant sunflower field. The sun is on its way down, casting all into a golden glow. You’ve heard of this, maybe, but can’t remember what about it. It’s not the worst thing though, for the sunflowers look exceedingly beautiful in the late afternoon sun. So you’re content to absentmindedly admire them for the time being and not worry about where you are.

But suddenly you are overcome with a foreboding feeling.
“Hello” comes a soft yet noble sounding voice from behind you. “Are you lost?”
Turning around you see a woman with a white parasol and wearing a plaid outfit. What strikes you is her green hair. You reply that yes, you are, and she continues, “it’s not often that people wander into the garden of the sun.”
Her red eyes seem to be piercing you through.
“They are very beautiful though, the sunflowers” you somewhat meekly say to her. The woman really does have a commanding presence.
“If you like them, would you mind walking with me.” She says it in a way posed like a question, but you get the feeling that their is only one answer. Her face looks pleasant at first glance, but you can’t tell if what lies immediately under the mask is menacing or mischievous. Seemingly without choice in the matter, you follow after her.
“My home is not far from here. Would you like to have tea with me?”

>>37475960
I'd personally put MS to the side given ZUN's stance on 98 games and if they contradict anything. For POFV her not terrorizing people enough could just be a result of her not leaving the Garden much since she's pretty solitary after all.

>>37728450
Please continue.

>>37728450
This is how Yuuka lures in boys she'll crush to paste and use as fertilizer.

>>37733957
That's disgusting, Yuuka just wants you to try her tea.

>>37734003
The poisoned tea? Or does it have tiny spores in it that will grow into parasitic fungi in your digestive system?

>>37728450
You follow the green haired woman through weaving and narrow paths. It would have taken you hours to find your way out, but she leisurely walks along with such an air of grace that you never see in the village. Though, that maid whom you've occasionally seen there on errands comes close.
As you trail after her in silence you can't get rid of a certain nagging feeling, something that you should have remembered about this place. Oh, yes...that was it. It is said that an extremely powerful and incredibly dangerous yokai with green hair and carries a parasol inhabits the sunflower fields some ways away from the village...
A terror grips you. What had been a peaceful stroll has come to feel like a death march to a beast's lair. How many stories you've heard of attacks by yokai, and here you are walking with one of the most dangerous. You could make a run for it, but could you even escape? This is its home turf after all... As you debate your options, she turns to you.
>"We have almost arrived."
Her face, while still retaining its powerful and intimidating aura, had a slight smile. But it, for a split second, became a slight frown before returning to that grin she was wearing before. It is clear that fear is written across your face.
>"Do I frighten you?"
She asked in an almost playful tone. She at least didn't seem offended, but you still felt like you were walking on eggshells here.
>"N-no I'm just surprised that such an elegant lady lives alone all the way out here."
You try to smile, but the forced manner in which you complimented her was too obvious. And indeed, she found it funny, for she let out a small chuckle, covering her mouth with her hand.
>"Well I'm glad that you see me as 'elegant'...and I do hope that means you'll join me for tea. Come"
She continued walking toward a small, but comfortable looking wooden house built in a style unlike the houses of the village.

>>37734255
I'm going to be honest anons, I have no idea where this is going I just started writing on a whim out of my love for Yuuka-san.

>>37734255
I hope she does outlandish things to my testicles, I just ask that she leaves at least one ball intact when she is done with me.

>>37733957
>>37734384
Yuuka is not that type of person!

>>37734335
She has that effect on people
Will there be porn?

>>37734439
That depends on how I am feeling. But if I do it will be loving WITH handholding and NO gross stuff like I know some anons here are into...

>>37734466
Very good, assuming you’re not going for some troll bait and switch
Don’t be afraid to write from the heart anon-san

>>37734255
The woman--no, the yokai--leads you up to the front porch of the house. She stops on the steps and faces you.
>"Ah, it seems that I've forgotten to introduce myself. Kazami Yuuka, Flower Master of the Four Seasons, at your service."
She did a very regal looking curtsy, but with only one hand in order to keep hold of her parasol. For your part, you stammer out your name, and bow deeply to her. She invites you inside.
>"Feel free to sit wherever you like."
You only meekly nod. Despite appearances, you are still half convinced that you're going to be eaten. However, the inside of the house looks homely enough. Though small, it is well furnished with old, somewhat rustic, but clearly well made furniture. And true to her title, all manner of potted flowering plants cover most surfaces and hang from the ceiling, some of which you've never even seen. You sit on a nearby couch and wait, still debating on whether or not to run. But, you figure, it's probably better to not offend a monster's hospitality. After what felt like quite a while, Yuuka returns with the tea.
>"It is such a nice evening, shall we drink this on the porch."
You nod and follow her out. She sets the tea on top of a small wrought iron table curiously being made up of an intricate floral pattern, and sits at one of the two matching chairs. You take your seat as well. It really IS a pleasant evening. The late afternoon sun has become heavy and red, painting the clouds beautiful shades of orange and vermillion. It is almost silent, but for the soft rustling of the sunflowers and of the branches of a mighty oak tree, standing sentinel astride the house, in the breeze. Really, it is breathtaking. Yuuka sits across from you gazing at the sight. Her red eyes capturing the fading sunlight. In this moment, they are one and the same. Her eyes shine with that beautiful sunset, and the sky reflects back those deep red, thoughtful, scarlet eyes...
>"beautiful, isn't it. You will find no better place for viewing the sunset in all of Gensokyo than my Garden of the Sun."
Her voice was as noble as before, though it sounded somewhat wistful. It snapped you out of your reverie. Despite the phantasmagoria, this was still a monster, wasn't it? Surely, you had never seen a sight such as this in your entire life. She looks into your eyes, and you can't helped but be entranced, no, entirely bewitched. Though still fearful of her, the placid sight of her face, with her thin lips drawn into a quizzical grin, doesn't allow you to look away.
>"Yes, I've never seen a sight such as this."
You are able to keep your voice steady, and you don't look away. After a few more moments she again gazes back toward the sky, and you do the same. In that manner you both drink your tea, until the sun has just slipped beneath the horizon and the calm of twilight covers all.

>>37734404
she most certainly is

>>37734794
You both sit quietly as the stars begin to shine, and the moon, which just so happens to be full, rises, great and yellow. Yuuka sits unmoving, looking out in a manner that suggest she has spent many nights alone in this very way. You, her guest, though more relaxed than earlier, are still wary of this yokai. Though she has shown you nothing but hospitality, and has a refined manner that could not possibly be mistaken as monstrous, you can't shake the rumors that you've heard. That this Yuuka Kazami, the sunflower yokai, is really a terror who eats and kills any who trespass onto her lands. Suddenly she begins to speak,
>"You...must be--"
Before she can finish a great rustling fills the air. A great multitude of fire flies burst forth from the surrounding fields. Then, as if following along to some unheard symphony, they begin to dance across the sky forming all manner of patterns. You watched this unheard of performance in awe. After several minutes of this dance, the fireflies group up, and mimicking fireworks flying up, explode into the shapes of various flowers. Yuuka is clearly pleased at this, though her face never goes beyond just a slight smile. The fireflies disperse, but a dark shape shoots in and lands on the balustrade.
>"YUUUUUKA-SAN! did you like Wriggle's full moon perfor--WAH!"
It was a small yokai who resembled a young girl. She is wearing an odd cape, and has green hair almost like Yuuka's, but not as brilliant, and little antennae.
>"Yuuka-san has a guest?!"
She darts behind Yuuka's chair and peers out at you from behind it.
>"It's okay Wriggle. This man was just lost."
Wriggle looks at you suspiciously.
>"You...you are nice to insects right?"
You respond that you are, in fact, nice to insects.
>"Good. Because if you're not, we'll have a really big problem!"
Wriggle tries her best to look intimidating, though still hiding behind Yuuka, who puts a hand on her head.
>"Thank you Wriggle, your performance was very lovely."
>"heh heh!"
A satisfied Wriggle hops back onto the balustrade, and with her hands on her hips, now apparently exuding confidence says to you,
>"You better be nice to Yuuka-san mister! No one ever visits her because they are always scared. But Wriggle likes Yuuka-san, since Yuuka-san like insects. Wriggle told everyone not to eat Yuuka-san's flowers, but if you're mean to her, I'll tell them to eat you!"
Wriggle narrows her eyes at you one last time, then flies off.

>>37735116
It felt like a while after Wriggle's departure before Yuuka began speaking.
>"You...you are frightened of me aren't you?"
The moon has gone behind the clouds and you can't see what kind of face she's making. Even if you could, you can't bring yourself to look at the one sitting before you. Tonight has been so bizarre, you don't even know how to reply any more. So you just say the truth,
>"Yes...I am frightened of you. I've heard rumors about you, that you were a monster, so when I first meet you in among the flowers I thought that you were going to eat me. B-but at the same time you don't seem that way at all, Yuuka-san. You've been very kind to me. For a yokai you are..."
The moon came out again. Her face was illuminated now. You look and you find a face unlike what you were expecting. Her eyes are downcast, and they don't shine like before. Her face is drawn tight, not quite sad, not quite angry. It was as if her noble air she has thus far maintained was threatening to break down. Indeed, it was more expressive than the faces she had shown you before. And for a moment, you felt no fear at all, for her face was not of a monster, or even of a yokai. She stands up.
>"For a yokai..."
Until now her voice had sounded to you otherworldly, but now it seemed filled with longing. She turns around and says before continuing to the door,
>"The night is dangerous. You should stay here until the morning. I'm sorry to say that I don't have a guest room, but you'll find that the couch is not at all uncomfortable. I will leave you a blanket."
Her voice had returned its former tone. She went into the house, and after while of reflecting on this most strange day, you followed her. That night, you didn't dream at all.

You shoot up in fright, but all is peaceful in the house. Sunlight is filtering through the window, and it seems to be well past morning. You get up and look around the house.
>"Yuuka-san!"
You call, but there is no response. You walk outside onto the porch, and there sitting on the railing kicking her feet is Wriggle from the night before.
>"Good morning mister. Yuuka-san asked me to show you the way back."
>"...and where is Yuuka?"
Wriggle only shrugged.
>"Wriggle doesn't know where Yuuka-SAN went, but you should come visit Yuuka-san again mister! Yuuka-san doesn't get many visitors, since she has a bad reputation...but Yuuka-san is really nice! You'd see if got to know her. And Wriggle knows that you made Yuuka-san happy by visiting, even if she doesn't say so."
You decide not to tell Wriggle that you didn't actually mean to come here, nor that you seem to have said something that hurt Yuuka last night. You say nothing and follow Wriggle. After sometime she leads to the edge of the sunflower field, and she says goodbye.
>"See ya around mister!"
You begin the walk home, your mind filled with thoughts about this very odd occurrence. And though in the following days you would try to forget about what happened in the Garden of the Sun, this would not be the last time you meet Yuuka Kazami.

>>37735486
>waaah why dont humans like me because im a youkai
Is there really any reason to wonder why? Gensokyo is literally a human fear factory for youkai

>>37735580
Can't a guy take some liberties in order to write a fantasy about his love? imagining things like this keeps me sane you know. You can't have a romantic story without a little bit of drama

>>37735580
But who are you quoting though

>>37465293
And out of all those many different canon references, the fandom somehow chose:

"omg so beautiful, so kawaii, and WOW green hair, she loves everyone uguu".

God I fucking hate this fandom.

>>37737265
>she loves everyone
Sadistic Yuuka is the most popular interpretation by far, if fanfiction is anything to go by. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>37735595
I understand your feelings anonymous, but you must remember not to let your desire for drama run rampant. If you do not keep it in check, you will end up with something like that 'recently' uploaded non-h doujin by that midori something-or-other fellow, which was, if I must be frank with you, embarrassing, insulting, and grounds for permanent excommunication.

>>37737265
I never see that strawman you so desperately wanted to use greentext for ever
Even when people interpret Yuuka as being a peaceful character there’s usually an extra layer involved, she is many things but absolutely never a completely neutered moe donut

ARHD

>>37514386
When my mother saw a flower she wanted to add to her garden, she would just grab it from anywhere; I recall her stopping to steal flowers from the side of a church one day while walking home with her.

>>37735580
Well I liked it.

>>37738373
The one that’s not translated?

>>37743602
Yes.

/jp/ virgin complains that someone's interpretation of Yuuka is off-canon because she isn't murdering anyone who dares step in her flower field immediately
japanese chad draws yuuka getting raped mercilessly and turned into a cum toilet pet by random literal whos

>>37745088
You don't belong on /jp/ crossboarder.

>>37745153
Ok, bye.

>>37735486
So far so good. Moar?

>>37745183
I think that I may, if anons don't mind me posting my Yuuka fantasies in the Yuuka thread

>>37745208
Go for it, you can't have too much Yuuka

I'd stand there hoping she kicks me right in the gonads and then I'd collapse at her feet squirming around in agony.

>>37746774
Yuuka is violent but even she needs a good reason to unleash her signature testicle-caving kick on some random human standing around.

>>37746926
is there anything I could do or say that could improve my chances?

>>37747570
Well that's easy anon. Just go knock over some sunflowers

>yuuka writefag died
damn. hopefully he got gapped to gensokyo

>>37751688
Don’t worry anon, just a few more edits and it will be complete

>>37751688
I am alive, I just wish I was a NEET...
>>37752681
I don't know who this guy is but he's probably doing something perverted

>>37743602
>>37745000
I have plans to translate it. To be more precise, have had since it was uploaded. Procrastinating happens to be the thing I'm most skilled at. Fuck the guy who first mentioned it with such undeserved negativity, by the way.

>>37754332
I want to read it. You should make a thread when you translate it

>>37754332
That was me yes.
>undeserved
It's not a question of deserving it or not I would say, we're not actually a cult or religious organization that can "officially" anathematize some random Japanese artist. Leaving aside highly personal preferences for the rest, the drama is horribly contrived and exists for no other reason than to have drama. The second part only makes things worse.Yuuka acts like a little girl and I simply can't buy it. Yukari enjoys her "bystander" cynicism and disparaging to an excessive degree. The faceless hero of this story displays a level of loyalty that none of us could possibly hope to rival, he's the only real winner of this scenario, and conveniently the actual mastermind. The rest will be spoilered if someone happens to be interested and doesn't want to know exact details.
However innocuous and adorable his sacrifice might seem it is really quite like a highly elaborate method of binding like out of some ancient magical ritual, where he is prepared to offer his own life as sacrifice for the glory and magnificence of capturing a fearsome and powerful Youkai. You could say he already accomplished this when he captured her heart. Not so, for this was still an early stage, she was merely lovestricken but not shackled. Once he died and she was foolish enough in her torpor to make that ridiculous vow at the very end he got exactly what he needed. If it is a great thing to die so that others may be free, how much more proportionally detestable it is to die so that you may keep others in perpetual slavery. In terms of sheer quantity Youkai live far longer than humans so he has bound up the equivalent of a few human generations with nothing but his corpse.
It's hard to say, I might just be going insane but it strikes me as overly sentimental half the time. Good luck on the translation if you end up doing it.

I want Yuuka to put me in a Humbler and do unspeakable painful things to me.

I want to overwhelm Yuuka's emotions and make her radiantly smile

>>37759316
>he can pick up yuuka
hot damn he must be among the top brass in gensokyo

>>37762048
Are you calling Yuuka heavy? That's a dangerous thing to say

>>37762833
Heavy with my children

>>37762048
calling human females fat invites destruction, and you do it to a Youkai?

>>37767596
Maybe he doesn't mean it literally. For Yuuka to consent to being carried, the lad must be something else.

>>37767596
Yuuka is very slow...

oculis coccineis femina me
videt in agro, quo multi magnique
heliotropii coluntur
sed nullum est maior quam
pulcherrima mea uxor
capite florendi viride
amor meus pepertuus,
Kazami Yuuka!

>>37767981
How can Yuuka be this fat when she is out gardening all day? it's not possible

>>37768271
Old youkai get fat once they're married

>>37768224
Very cute anon but as you have left in an unaltered Y you must now compose another.

>>37768224
Bona prima conatio, set duc secundos versus hexametro pentametrove.

>>37768271
She's very high est

>>37768809
I really have no idea how to compose Latin poetry or even how to read meter, but i just wanted to write something nice about Yuuka in it

If I knew Japanese I would write a haiku about Yuuka

"Ah our anniversary is coming up, what are you going to get me?"
My girlfriend of a year was nagging me again. That was just the way she was, always prattling on about this or that.
"Oh I knooow! How about you get me from sunflowers? You know that sunflowers are my favorite. Ever since I heard of the Garden of the Sun I've wanted to gooo. But all the yokai...kyaaa it's so scary. Soooo why don't you bring me some."
That bitch. She was always content to just laze about and expect to be treated like a princess. I had heard that there was a pretty powerful yokai there, and I thought that if I didn't get her the damn flowers, she'd stop putting out. I wasn't scared of yokai anyway. Once when I was exploring I saw one flying around, or at least I think I did. It was just a floating ball of darkness, whatever kind of yokai that is. But, as a matter of duty, I set out for the gardens.

What's the big deal, I thought. This is just a bunch of flowers. But I remember what my girlfriend had said.
"Make sure you pick the best ones from the center of the garden." Yeah fucking right. I walked up to the edge of the field. I didn't see any yokai, so I took out a small knife and was about to cut some flowers when...
"KYAAAA get back here Cirno!! give me back my panties!"
"Ha ha!! you'll have to catch me first, stupid Wriggle!!"
It was yokai coming my way. All that stuff I said earlier? Okay I actually am a little scared of yokai. I mean these ones didn't seem too tough, but why take chances? I ran into the flowers to hide from them. I was even thinking about the rumored monster that lived here. I just didn't want any trouble. The thing was, I must have a pretty terrible sense of direction because had gotten lost. I wandered and wandered around the fields until I saw them. They were bigger, more yellow, much greater sunflowers than the others around. Perfect, I thought. With this, she'll be satisfied, and hopefully won't ask me from anything else for the rest of the week. I took out my knife and began cutting away. I had cut three, which I figured to be a good number, when I felt it. It was bone chilling. Absolute murderous bloodlust bearing down on me. I looked around in a panic. I saw nothing. But I wasn't going to stick around. I picked up the flowers when I saw through the plants ahead of me a white parasol. I went to start running, but from behind me I heard an ice cold voice.
"going somewhere?"
I screamed out in fright and tripped, breaking down some flowers in the process. I looked up and it was...the monster?
She was smiling at me. But her scarlet eyes were already ripping me apart. She wasn't very tall. She stood over me, her vibrant green hairs seemingly standing on end by the force of her anger. Honestly, I thought, she was beautiful. She wore a simple plaid skirt and blouse and...pink panties.
"p-p-pink..." I sputtered. So fearful was I that I spoke without thinking.
Her sadistic smile turned briefly to wrath.
"Where do you think you are looking, little boy" She stepped down hard, pressing her booted foot into my groin.
"You think you can just..." she twisted her foot "...do whatever you want..." She stepped down harder "in my garden.." with the heel this time "and with my flowers?"
Her voice was ice. But the pain was enough to get me to stop squirming. I thought that if I didn't get away from this moe monster I would be killed. I took up my knife and slashed at her skirt, grabbing onto it to try and yank her down. The fabric ripped, and she tripped of her own accord. I stood over her, panting heavily, with my knife in hand. With the roles reversed she seemed less like a murderous yokai and more like a defenseless girl. Behind her ripped skirt her pink panties were entirely visible. I was staring. She was really untamed down there, it even spilled out from behind the fabric. No, the carpet doesn't match the drapes. I was so caught up in staring that I didn't even try to run. She quickly stood back up and was staring at me. Somehow, her face was even colder. Her eyes were narrowed to slits, and her tightly drawn mouth was in a grin, but nothing about it was pleasant. I held up the knife and told her to stay back.
"Oh? And what will you do with that toy?"
Before I knew it I was back on my back, and my knife was gone. She planted her foot on my chest.
"Tch. and you even ruined my skirt." She tore her tattered and dirty skirt off and glared down at me. Now her pink panties joined in despising me from above. She looked around, and saw that even more flowers had been broken by our fighting.
"Now you've done it...you're not leaving here alive!"
Brimming with rage, she caused roots to burst out of the ground and fix me to the spot.
"H-hey what are you doing??" I said in a panic. I tried to fight against my bonds but they were stronger than the strongest rope in the village.
She began taking her boots off.

>>37771792
>No, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
What’s the point? Dropped

>>37771792
there better not be any fucking foot fetishism

>>37771792
"You know there is not a stream close enough to my house that I care to walk to it each day to bathe. So the only way I wash myself is from collected rainwater. And it hasn't rained in several days."
She now stood directly over me face, barefoot in the dirt.
"And I spend all day long in those boots tending to my beloved gardens, in the hot gensokyo summer sun. It's hard work you know!"
She lifted up her foot and grinded it into my face. At first all I could feel was the physical discomfort and the dirt rubbing into my mouth, but then the smell hit me. Her feet smelled like sour sweat which had been stewing in her boots the entire day. I gagged. She then sat down straight onto my chest. Her crotch was right in my face. Was she...wet? Or was it sweat? I her panties had clearly become damp with something. From this distance her light brown pubes and part of her of pussy were directly visible. And the smell. It really did smell like she hadn't bathed in several days. My girlfriend, she had a strong smell down there, but this yokai. Even her normal scent was clearly quite strong. I guess it makes sense for a flower yokai to give off strong pheromones. I had tears in my eyes, and I could hardly breathe. She seized me but the hair and looked straight into my eyes. Her face which before had been vengeful was now sad.
"Everyday I tend to this garden. I love all flowers. So I toil year round for their sake...I love them like they are my own children. And you, YOU come in here and think you can you just cut them up and trample them over..."
She let let her head fall and her forehead hit mine. She made what sounded like a few small sobs. My eyes were closed, in fear of this psychotic yokai, but I felt a tear drop fall onto my face, then another.
"You really are...the worst kind of human."
She released my head and stood up again. After that she really worked me over. It felt as if no part of my body was spared from her strong yokai feet. Throughout this time I was lectured on gardening, the hard work she does, and various types of flowers. Eventually, I lost consciousness.

I awoke in a small cottage covered in bandages. The yokai sat across from me.
"You. You're finally awake. Maybe I went to far, I thought I had killed you."
My entire body hurt. She sipped her tea calmly and continued.
"I tended to your wounds. I could have made a pain killing drug from a certain flower, but I didn't do that for you. Don't get me wrong, I haven't forgiven you. But if I had killed you then I wouldn't be any different from you, who killed my precious flowers senselessly."
I was barely comprehending all this.
"So I figured that I would spare you. And in recompense for you crimes, I would employ you as a gardener here and teach you apothecary so that you can understand the value of flowers and appreciate the hard work that goes into cultivating them."
haaaah? She was beaming as she explained this, but part of me wished she had just killed me. Clearly this woman was really insane and without humanity...well, she IS a feared yokai.
"And so I have arranged to have you transported back home to recover. But in one week I expect you back here~"
Her voice even seemed to take on a sing-song quality...
"And if you are thinking of running away or hiding, just remember that I can just come to the human village or anywhere else in gensokyo and get you~"
She smiled at me, but her eyes had the same thinly veiled murderous look as before.
"Is this fine with you?"
Well, it's clear that I don't have a choice... but if it spares me further torment...I nodded to her. This time she gave me what appeared to be a genuine smile of affection and happiness.
"Oh and I haven't even introduced myself. Kazami Yuuka, Flower Master of the Four Seasons, at your service!"

>>37772072
Shortly after, I was picked up by a white haired tomboyish woman wearing baggy red pants. She wheeled me back in a cart and talked the whole time, but I ignored her. Every bump made my whole body hurt. I wasn't even sure i'd be able to walk again in a month, never mind a week...never mind having kids.
"Maaaaan Yuuka really worked you over huh buddy. I feel for you, but hey, you're lucky because she normally would just kill you."
Yeah... lucky huh.
"Well, maybe she took a liking to you. Well, here you are you."
My parents came out in shock and worry, wondering where I had been the past three days. They helped me off the cart and the white haired woman smacked me in the back and wished me luck. I almost cried from the pain. Later in the day my girlfriend came. I explained to her what happened.
"Are you serious? So instead of getting me the flowers, you were out fucking a YOKAI for three days?? Oh my god you are the worst! AND you missed our anniversary."
She smacked me in the face. Ow.
"We are SO done!"
She stormed out and I didn't even try to argue. I laid there, on the floor, in horrible pain, thinking of what the hell I would do come a week from then.

The sun beat down. I limped along the road, kicking up dust as my leg dragged along. The iron head of the hoe was uncomfortable propping me up as makeshift can. The straw had kept the worst of the sun off my face, but my clothes clang to my body in the heat. Step after step, I climbed the hill in front of me. There, as far as the eye could see, was nothing but sunflowers. Walking down one of the many paths, I could make out a white parasol among the endless yellow...

>>37771960
Colorful pubes to me just looks strange, dumb, and not at all erotic. In my mind Yuuka would have light brown pubes.
>>37772068
Anon...I'm sorry. This isn't my usual thing, but I felt oddly inspired. Please forgive me. I tried, at least, in the interest of good taste, to try and keep things somewhat in check.

>>37772091
Light brown, not even blonde which is closer in color at least to green. Truly shameful. Unless you really have a good reason for her being a lower body brunette.
Pubic hair is the color of the soul. In any future works you compose, you should pay more attention to it.

>>37772082
Man reading this back over, it must be past my bedtime, I sure made lots of typos...
Yuukafriends, I'm sorry if this offends you. Again please forgive me I couldn't help it. I'm still not sure which Yuuka I prefer. Sadistic barely concealed ultra violence yuuka, or misunderstood caring loving yuuka.

>>37772158
I’m not a fan of the fetish but I vastly prefer good-faith OC to meaningless shitflinging and image dumping even if it involves depictions I disagree with. I’m very interested in knowing how others interpret and fantasize about Yuuka, since she is the thing I care about most after all.

>>37772145
You know anon, honestly, you are right. I am now thinking about it. I didn't really put much thought into my choice, I just tend to like that color. Sumemasen, now I feel as thought I must edit this and that I have erred as a lover of pubic hair. It just didn't fit my sensibilities for her pubes to be bright green like her hair.

>>37772187
I just think that if more anons would do things like this, it would lead to more meaningful threads on /jp/. Inspiring other anons to write something themselves, or draw it if they can. Leading to more discussion about lore and characters. And honestly, writing about your favorite characters is lots of fun

>>37772158
do both since people have complex personalities with equally complex motivations, not vain 2 dimensional cutouts
foot fetishism is still disgusting though

>>37772213
You are entirely right. Particularly on the writefag side. Most drawfags get worshipped just for existing, but people are really critical of written works, be it from some writing flaw that they just can’t look past or the subject matter disagreeing with them. So people are discouraged, a real shame.

>>37772227
I used to think the same, but then I saw the drawings of kikimifukuri, whose art I used in the story posts. I don't know what it is about Yuuka's feet in particular, and it is only her feet and no other's (least of all 3DPD feet), but they give me a feeling I haven't felt before

>>37771792
>>37772072
>>37772082
>>37772158
About time there was a good Yuuka trample story, very good job anon.

>>37772249
>I don't know what it is about Yuuka's feet in particular, and it is only her feet and no other's (least of all 3DPD feet), but they give me a feeling I haven't felt before
Same, I can relate. Can you write a mini story of Yuuka giving anon a footjob? I feel like drawing some OC based on that and could use some inspiration.

>>37772233
I am not talentless when it comes to drawing, though I wouldn't call myself good. Though I would like to get into digital art and make my own fanarts and doujin stories one day. Writing though is perfect for 4chan because it's free and anyone can do it, and since it's anonymous you don't have to be embarrassed. And as you've said it's better than the things I am normally seeing posted on this board.

>>37772251
arigato gozaimasu anon-kun
>>37772261
seeing as I left the story I wrote open to episodic type continuation, I certainly could...even now i'm already thinking of a good pretext

>>37772266
Not pointing any fingers here but Yuuka (and touhou in general) has a lot of frankly garbage artists who have amassed an ungodly following anyways. People will say it’s the doujin culture which is more accepting of amateurs than other otaku scenes, but personally, I find myself jealous of other communties which have way higher standards for drawn art. Not saying newbies shouldn’t be allowed to draw of course or be praised for it, but the idol worship some of these fags get on social media is just ridiculous. Like that one anon who draws edgy unfunny gore comics in lazorbot style, just lame. Then again, I probably take Touhou way more seriously than most.

>>37772279
can't wait to read it

>>37772315
glad i dont pay attention to none of that shit. all i know is that gelbooru has lots of 2hu porn and thats good enough for me

>>37772408
Quantity and quality are two different things, and you can see it on gelbooru even more clearly
Gacha and vtubers get way better porn daily and its not even close.

For >>37772261

I have been working with Yuuka-sama for a few weeks now. She insists on the -sama. Master and servant, she explained, I still don't understand her, but it's not like she's paying me. My terms of contract are 'gets to keep living.' I guess yokai aren't always meant to be understood. The first few times I addressed her I only used -san, and she low kicked me so hard I couldn't stand for thirty minutes. I guess she still hasn't forgiven me for the incident in which we met. But still, I've been busting my ass around here here helping her, shouldn't I get some type of reward or praise?
"Hey! Pay attention!"
Yuuka's voice snapped me out of my thoughts. We are in the greenhouse and she is explaining a particular type of flower and its needs to me. I suppose that her demeanor towards me has improved somewhat, at least. She is now generally quite cheery and even kind, but I still see see glimpses of THAT Yuuka if I mess up. I try my best to keep that too a minimum. I've even learned quite alot, which has been of use in the village. She taught me to make a basic wound treating poultice that i've been selling in the village, making my parents happy. Maybe, just maybe this yokai isn't such a monster after all.
"Okay did you get that? now I need you to trim all these like I showed you pkay~ I have to take care of something in the field, but I will be back soon"
She went to leave, but popped her head back in.
"And you better not mess it up."
There was that cold and creepy grin she does again. Geez, way to put on the pressure, Yuuka.
"Of course Yuuka-sama!"
Please, I don't need anymore bruises. With maximum concentration I set about my task.

It was a while until I finished, given the volume of plants and the delicacy required of the task, so that when I left the greenhouse the sun was setting. Yuuka still wasn't make. I walked toward the cottage to see if she was inside. I began whistling a tune to myself, but to my surprise when I rounded the back corner of the cottage, Yuuka was standing next to the wall completely naked showring with water from the rain barrel. Her lithe body glistened in the golden sunlight, and her Green hair, looking burnt umber now, clung to her face. The water flowed down her body, and she washed herself with her hands, stopping to tug on her pubes, which seemed to capture and defray the light. Normally they were a curious shade of blonde that almost appeared to be tinted green in certain light, but now they appeared aflame, truly brilliant. I stood there mouth agape for a few moments before coming to my senses. Yuuka could truly be an elegant woman, but I feared what she would do if she caught me staring. I slammed my hand over my eyes and stammered.
"S-s-sorry, Yuuka-sama! I didn't see you!"
I must have looked like a soldier standing at attention, stiff in more ways than one, but that couldn't be helped.
"Ara, It's okay. I didn't announce myself so it's not your fault. Don't be afraid, it's normal for a servant to see his master naked."
Is it really Yuuka? But doing as she said I opened my eyes again. She had her skirt back on and was wearing her blouse unbuttoned. Her barefoot were clad in sandals. I shuddered.
"Did you think I was serious? ufufu well I'll give you a free pass this time, but if you did a bad job I'll punish you~ come."
Yuuka led me back to the greenhouse and began inspecting the my work.
"Wow. I'm actually impressed. You listened this time and did an acceptable job."
Just acceptable? She looked at me and this time she was wearing a face I hadn't seen. It seemed almost mischievous, and I didn't like it. Had I really messed up?
"Hmm. But it really was time consuming. It's almost dark. It'd be dangerous for you to return alone. Why don't you stay the night here?"
Though I wasn't exactly sure of Yuuka's intentions, seeing the face she made, I agreed being as tired as I was. We dined together, replete with more of her usual facts and musings about flowers. Then she set out a futon for me in the living room for me, got dressed in her pink nightgown and cap (the moe really does clash with her hidden side), and retired to her room.

I laid down in the futon, and as tired as I was, fell asleep almost instantly. I was having some dream, I think it was of my ex-girlfriend, when I woke up. The first thing I saw in the dimly candlelit room was a pink nightcap in my face.
Waaah?
"Y-yuuka-san..?"
"Shh" She held her finger to my lips. "and it's Yuuka-SAMA. ufufufu."
Haaah? This is NOT the Yuuka-sama I am accustomed too.
"You sure are a heavy sleeper."
The next thing I noticed was that not only was I erect, but that Yuuka's hand was wrapped around it.
"Y-yuuka-sama..."
"Ufufu you did such a good job earlier I thought that I would reward you. And no, I still haven't forgiven you for before, but even servants need to be praised sometimes."

>>37772446
I like where this is going.

>>37772446
She gave me that same mischievous look. She sure is into this... She leaned forward so that I could see her cleavage through the loose front of her nightgown.
"Do you like what you see?"
I only nodded. Despite her sadistic side, Yuuka really was attractive. And her, like this, In the candle light, her scarlet eyes glistening at me without any malice, it was phantasmagorical. Wait, was I dreaming? But Yuuka keep talking
"Good. but you can't touch. I'm only here to give you your reward."
With that she leaned back on her butt and pressed her foot into my face, knocking me back flat onto the futon. I raised it again to see and see Yuuka leaned back, her face filled with amusement, fiddling with my pants using her toes. I reached forward to help her, but a foot swatted it away. Eventually she good them off (such dexterous toes). At this point I don't know whether it was because of Yuuka's genuine attractiveness or the odd perverted novelty of the situation, but I was rock hard. Yuuka smirked and wrapped her feet around my erect member. Huh? No way...How does this feel so good. I was so taken aback I couldn't help but moan slightly.
"Does that feel good...I'll have you know that toiling away every day in these fields" she paused and gave me an evil smile "has given me VERY strong feet."
Did you really have to add the last part like that, Yuuka!? But I was too turned on to care. She was fully into it now, stroking me with her feet, sometimes using her toes to stroke the tip and her other foot to play with my balls. Her face was concentrated, as if she was manipulating one of her beloved plants. Her legs were spread open, and though it was shadowed by her nightgown, I could, make out the tangle of her pubes, which turned me on even more.
"Ah, Yuuka-sama..."
"Oh? are you close?"
She increased her efforts and beads of sweat began to appear on her face and chest. her nightgown slipped down to reveal just a peek of her pink nipple. Ah, her boobs were so nice. I just wanted to reach out and grab them. As horny as I was, I even tried sitting up, but her foot slammed me back down. T-this woman means business... But it felt too good. Yuuka even appeared to be actually enjoying her self.
"Ah, ah Yuuka, like that.."
She clamped her feet around me and finished me. As I laid there, dazed and feeling quite good, Yuuka stood up. She stood over me and suddenly stepped on my face. Her foot was slick with sweat and probably my cum. She twisted her foot some.
"It's Yuuka-SAMA."
She took her foot off and looked down at me, and where I expected a continued chastisement following this pleasure, she just smiled. Her nightcap had fallen off and her hair hung down around her face. Her eyes reflected the candlelight at me.
"You did well today."
And with that, she returned to her room without another word, leaving me sitting there panting in amazement.
"What the hell..." I said out loud to myself. My life with Yuuka has just become a little more interesting...


I hope you like it, friend anon, and other readers.

>>37772315
I don't like most of that over the top stuff. I take Touhou seriously too. It's one of my favorite things in the world and helps keep me sane. So I think that respect should be always given, even with something erotic. I don't like tasteless stuff, so hopefully I capture that sentiment in my posts.

>>37772557
Of course, you’re far away from that.

>>37772605
This is actually a lot of fun. And I've read enough ecchi manga to know that you can use this type of format to explore lots of different aspects of a character

>>37772538
This is pure goodness, I wish the femdom footjob/teasing part was a bit longer but the setup of living with Yuuka it's really fun. brb making some OC, thanks for the inspiration

>>37772620
I'm new to this stuff, and as I said for whatever reason I exclusively like it in regards to Yuuka (and maybe also the Oni...), so I don't even really know how to write it. As such I'm figuring it out and trying to imagine how such things would actually play out. So hopefully I could write things that would appeal to all Yuukafriends

>>37772634
Hopefully this ends with the character productively polinating Yuuka's flower

>>37772644
Well you know how it is anon, that would be a special moment for her. To make little Yuukas

>>37772557
>helps keep me sane
Anon... it's the reason you're insane. Drop Touhou and your life will change

>>37772722
I don't see the reason to. I'm stronger than I've ever been, and I'm more often happier and at peace. Less angry and wrathful thoughts...Touhou is my reprieve from the disgusting world in which we live

>>37772227
>foot fetishism is still disgusting though
At least its not unbirth

>>37772233
People always bring this up so might as well do it again. Drawing, no matter how simple or lacking in complexity compared to the most well-known masterpieces is still often thought of as having a barrier of entry, and even the people who draw nothing but anime or similar would need to know the fundamentals in order to eventually draw what they want to draw well. Writing was never particularly widespread until a fairly recent point in history and the popularization of the novel form was what led more and more people to take up writing. Around that point women would start to write more, novels were sometimes made fun of for being a female pastime, for when they're done with the housework, and things were clearly getting out of hand by the 19th century if some could complain that, in their own country, there were now "more writers than readers", supposing that more than a few writers never even read anything.
Nowadays writing is an oversaturated market and most people plain and simply believe that there is no method to writing well, that there is no technical aspect to writing that someone should at least try to get a grip on so as to eventually improve. Some would blame this on the also recent insistence of certain types of people that art is entirely about self-expression and thus does not require anything technical, mechanical or practicable. Good verse, of course, is more difficult to compose than good prose, and those who were accomplished poets in their own right will tell you as much, since they'll claim that poetry hasn't budged an inch past you-know-who in terms of quality, and not for lack of trying. That is 2800 years of attempts. I doubt it's much different in East Asia. Prose is a good deal less "constrained" than verse but is still difficult to get right, especially since nowadays everyone is either confused or insane so it's difficult to write something that's technically good but isn't just aping the style of a literary movement that died over a hundred years ago.
As for why people are more critical of writing compared to drawing, it's up in the air. Drawings get someone's attention more easily since they're visual, but most people aren't experts or even slightly knowledgable about either form so they likely work off of feeling. Feeling can be more easily evoked by a visual medium but if that's the case then surely a nice poem can capture people's attention just as well through its sounds and melody alone. Even when it comes to basic mistakes there's little difference. One or multiple typos in a text should theoretically be as easy to stop as a bad perspective or poor anatomy in a drawing. Typos are easier to fix so there's little excuse for them is all.
I wouldn't want to discourage anyone, they simply need to look over their priorities and come to their own conclusions. It doesn't particularly interest me for instance so I direct my efforts into more "destructive", less "artistic" channels.

>>37445736

>>37465293
why did you have to remind me about that horrendous fanfiction video series made by an insufferable faggot?

>>37776365
I just want to lay in the sun with Yuuka, is that too much to ask?

>>37735486
i need more bro

>>37772722
Uh, this is an otaku bord. You have to leave.

Is there any hope that she would force me to the ground and pee on my face?

>>37779713
I think that may be a little too vulgar...
captcha: AM H8R
sorry for hating anon

>>37772538
man this is real good

I can understand finding feet attractive, but what I do not understand is why they need to smell terrible.

As the days passed, Yuuka has seemed to ease up on me. I see less of her sadistic side and have found that she can be quite affectionate. I think that she is actually always affectionate, with her treatment towards plants and flowers, but it's the fact that humans and other yokai often don’t give nature the same respect as her that inspires her wrath. These days she is more often playful towards me than anything. But I still can’t see why she, being a powerful yokai, is keeping me, a human, around as a gardener. She even started teaching me how to form some basic danmaku patterns “for self-defense.”
“Hey you, I have a task.”
She even says you more affectionately now. I snapped out of my thoughts to find her standing there, with her parasol, and a straw gardening hat besides that.
“There are some fairies playing around in the garden. I want you to go get rid of them, you should be able to handle it.”
She’s been teaching me about different kinds of yokai. And after having seen that side of her, I’m much less frightened of yokai in general. Fairies should be no problem, I hope…
It wasn’t a problem to find where they were, they’re honestly really loud and annoying. There was two of them yelling and laughing, flying up and down the rows of sunflowers. One was in a blue outfit with blue hair, but instead of wings she had odd crystals around her back instead of wings. The other also had a blue dress, but with green hair and was taller than the blue one. She had actual, more fairy-like wings. The pair didn’t really look that tough. I waited for them to come near and stepped out into the path.
“Oi you fairies! You can’t be messing around in Yuuka-sama’s garden!”
They stopped in front of me. The blue one was clearly the more confident of the type, and she spoke while the other skittishly stood behind her.
“Whadda you want, human?? get out of out way. I’m the strongest, Cirno. I won’t let a weak and scrawny guy like you tell me what to do!”
Scrawny, huh? I’m really not, always working in these fields. Yuuka even gave me a compliment about it the other day…this damn fairy.
“Look, if you don’t want to leave, then I will make you leave.”
“Wahahaha bring it on then! Cirno will take on anyone.”
But the other fairy clearly didn’t want to fight very much, and she tugged on Cirno’s sleeve.
“Cirno, maybe we should just leave…”
“No way Dai-chan. This big idiot just challenged me!”
Cirno flew up a little higher and began firing ice crystals at me. Shit, I would have liked to avoid this, but it can’t be helped. I dove to the side while the ice crystals harmlessly impacted the dirt…and also shredded several sunflowers. You’ve got to be kidding me… I stood up and held out my hands.
“HEY, you, Cirno was it? are you an idiot? Do you know what Yuuka will do when she sees this?”
“I’m not an idiot!”
Cirno fired a fresh barrage, this time in a triangular pattern. I twisted my body, dove, and rolled away. Man, I really have gotten more athletic. But even still, I barely dodged that. My shirt was torn in a couple places and my arm had a small cut. I just need an opening. In front of me Cirno was in the air, ice crystals swirling around me. The flew toward me at different speeds and from different directions, but I kept moving forward. This was nothing compared to Yuuka’s patterns. When I got close enough I shot some magic bullets of my own at her, which barely missed. The other fairy, Dai, cried out and threw herself in front of her friend. I guess she had some guts after all.
“Don’t hurt Cirno!”
There was a loud sound and Dai produced a torrent of bullets which followed me as I ran to the side. Shit… Dai was clearly angry and was firing a high-volume pattern at me. I was just barely dodging them all when finally, I saw an opening for a counterattack and fired back at her. One of my bullets hit her right in the chest and she let out a cry and fell from the air, smashing flat a group of sunflowers. Wait…looking around—AH. In the entire vicinity in which we had been fitting nearly all the sunflowers were torn up, cut down, smashed. Yuuka is going to kill me… but now isn’t the time to think of that.
“Now you’ve done it…” Cirno was obviously angry at the defeat of her friend. “PERFECT FREEZE!”
There were so many ice crystals in the air that it was like being in a blizzard, and they were destroying every last sunflower standing. It took all that I had to avoid getting hit, and my clothes became torn and my skin cut up. All the while I was shooting back at her as much as I could, but danmaku just wasn't powerful enough to catch her. She kept moving around to much. I had an idea. An ice crystal was coming right for me, but I didn't move. I let it hit me, and it stabbed into my side. Gah...that actually hurts. Blood began to soak into my tattered shirt. I fell to a knee.

>>37783072
Either you get it or you don’t

>>37783329
>An ice crystal was coming right for me, but I didn't move. I let it hit me, and it stabbed into my side. Gah...that actually hurts. Blood began to soak into my tattered shirt. I fell to a knee.
lol i hope the twist is he just lets himself bleed out and die in yuukas garden

>>37783654
This is really a reference to how many times I lost to Cirno when I first started playing EoSD

>>37783654
He'll be fine
Yuuka has bound to have heard the firefight so she'll be coming out swinging immediately after buddy drops

>>37783329
I kneeled there in the dirt before Cirno, holding my wounded side, appeared all but defeated.
"This is for Dai-chan!" She yelled and prepared the final attack.
But this was what I had waited for. Looking up at Cirno from beneath my brows, I saw that she had already considered herself the victor and relaxed her guard. I, with the last of my strength, fired a last attack. It hit her square in the forehead and she fell down to earth, landing next to me in with a dull thud and puff of dust. Coughing, I collapsed to the ground.
"Yuuka, yuuka...did you see? so cool...I beat her...are you satis--GAH"
A bare foot pressed my head sideways into the dirt, waking me up from the daze I was in. My body hurt all over and I was confused.
"Yuuka-sama, is that you?"
She pressed with her foot a little harder and said, "Would you mind explaining to me what is the meaning of this? I asked you to drive off the fairies, not having a rolling danmaku fight and destroy the fields."
I strained my eyes to look at her face. She was speaking in that calm but menacing tone again. Her face bore the sadistic and murderous look it had during the first incident in which I met her. She was smiling, but her fury was so palpable that it seemed to warp the air around her.
"I'm sorry, Yuuka-sama. I tried my best, but they were more powerful that I thought."
"Are you joking with me?" She took her foot off my face and kicked me strongly in the gut. "THOSE TWO" she gestured to Cirno and Dai lying in a smoking heap, clearly having also gotten worked over by Yuuka while I was out. "Those two weak fairies gave you trouble." She laughed sardonically. "Well, I guess you only are a human, even if I've made you my gardener. And here I thought that you had been doing so much better. I suppose I will have to punish you."
She used her foot to nudge me, and I groaned and rolled onto my side. I was on the verge of passing out again from blood loss and exhaustion.
"Do you have anything else to say for yourself before I begin."
I said nothing and waited for a repeat of that torturous treatment she gave me when I first trespassed into her fields. But it never came. Instead I sensed that Yuuka had squatted down next to me. I felt her hand on my side, but the touch came tender and not painfully.
"Oh...I hadn't noticed. This cut is deep... You're bleeding."
Yuuka..? Are you...concerned for my wellbeing? Ah.. I could almost cry..
my consciousness abandoned me, but I recalled the sensation of being lifted up, and had a hazy recollection of Yuuka's face, seemingly writ with worry.

I awoke on the futon in the house. I was sore, but not in nearly as much pain. I felt down at my side and found that it had been carefully bandaged with a poultice applied. Did Yuuka do this for me? Even though I caused so many of her flowers to be destroyed? She came into the room drinking a cup of tea.
"Oh you're awake?"
"Did you carry me back and apply this bandage, Yuuka-sama?"
For a moment it almost looked like she was...blushing? No way, it must have been my imagination. After all, tea warms the face.
"Don't think you're free from punishment. I just tended to your wounds because it would be imprudent for you to bleed out in the fields and make more of a mess." She sat down on the sofa.
"Seriously. For my gardener to be so weak as to be wounded like that by that ice fairy. We will have to increase your training."
Ah, for some reason, hearing her talk like this felt so refreshing. I just closed my eyes while she continued.
"Hey, are you listening?"
She softly prodded my wounded side with her foot. Ow..
"You should be healed enough now, so stop lazing about here and go get to work restoring the area that you destroyed."
Demon woman...It felt like I could barely stand much less work. But I guess there's no way Yuuka had really become soft toward me. She's still a yokai with sadistic side to her. No helping that. With a groan I forced myself to my feet, and grabbed my straw hat.

>>37784402
It was blazing hot outside on this summer day. I didn't ask, but I must have been asleep for at least a day. I limped along slowly until I arrived at the site of the battle to see...Cirno and Dai? They had been fixed to extra thick sunflowers that had been grown in the middle of the destruction, like scarecrow. I walked up to them. Their bodies were black and blue, bearing the signs of a vicious beating.
"I see, so Yuuka ended up venting all of her fury on you two huh. Well I guess you started it in the first place, but still..."
Suddenly, Cirno stirred.
"Water...please.."
I was glad that I wasn't in their position, but I still felt bad. This was my opponent in my first danmaku battle, and what a battle it was. I had to have at least a little respect for my opponent. I cut down both her and Dai, and gave them some water.
"Thank you...but, human, don't think" She groaned and coughed "...that this makes you stronger than me...you just got lucky."
They limped off, Cirno supporting Dai on her shoulder. Well, it's not like they're human. They'll be fine in a couple days, probably... meanwhile... I gripped my side in pain and looked around at the amount of work I had to do and sighed. Life as the gardener of this demon woman yokai sure isn't easy...

>>37783329
>>37784402
>>37784423
This is great, I'm loving these living with Yuuka stories so far. Keep it up, anon!

Blitzkrieg through the garden of the sun!

Yuuka on page EIGHT? This just won’t do

Stare at her nose for 10 seconds then look at a wall and blink a bunch!

Lately I'm almost never home. Today I've been working hard and it's already almost sundown. Looks like I'll be spending tonight at Yuuka's. My parents haven't complained much though. I think they are happy I've found a job instead of just lazing about the house all the time. Some job it is...I've been coming into contact with more and more yokai since becoming Yuuka's gardener. I think that I've been around yokai more than humans lately. Well, it's not all bad.
I finished up in the greenhouse and left, only to find a little girl standing there looking around. She spotted me and walked up, emitting the sound of...chains rattling?
"Eeh? a human? what's a human doing at Yuuka's?"
She stopped abruptly with her hands on her hips. The large red bow on her head bounced with the abrupt stop. She had on a short sleeve frilly white button up shirt with a red necktie and long purple skirt with a white flame-like pattern at the hem. The chains I had heard were from the chains attached to her wrists, which attached to a blue cube, red pyramid, and a golden sphere. I guess that she just dragged these around. But most striking was the very large horns sticking out from the sides of her head, one of which was cutely decorated with a little purple bow. She also had large purple gourd bottle which she was carrying.
"Erm, I'm Yuuka's gardener..."
I didn't really know what to say to this girl, so odd was her appearance. But Yuuka had told me about her kind. I was sure that she was an Oni. Either way, she seemed peaceable enough.
"A human gardener? I guess Yuuka was always an odd lady. I'm Suika Ibuki, at your service *hic* ahem, hehe sorry.."
After apologizing did a funny bow, her chains rattling, and resumed her prior position with a silly look on her face. Then, as if remembering something, she took a extended drink from her gourd.
"PWAAH. Want some? it's sake."
This little girl was completely drunk.
"No thanks...but why are you here?"
"Oh yeah, I'm here to pick up something from Yuuka. She knows. Where is she by the way?"
"She is off in the fields but should be back soon. We can wait on the porch."
I walked with her to the porch, only to find a huge, rotund covered pot there. It seemed far too large and heavy for her to have carried it alone, but I didn't question it. Suika said that it was for Yuuka. We sat there for a while, Suika drinking continuously, and jovially going on about this and that, while I sat and relaxed. This little girl Oni sure was odd, but she was entertaining. Eventually Yuuka walked up, in her usual attire, holding her parasol even though the sun was blazing low to the horizon.
"Ara, what's this?"
"Yuuka!"
Suika jumped up and ran over to Yuuka, her chains rattling behind her, jumped up and hugging her. Yuuka smiled and patted her on the head.
"I'm here for that package. And I brought you some of the best sake!"
Yuuka thanked her, then instructed me that the package was prepared inside among the others. Yuuka often sends out various types of flowers to difference eccentric humans and yokai. One of my jobs recently has been preparing some of these and sending them out, though sometimes the recipient will come themselves for it. I grabbed the one that said "Ibuki" and brought it out. Suika thanked Yuuka and ran off. She literally ran, sticking out her arms to side. Is she going for a cute look? What an old girl...
Yuuka asked me to grab the pot and carry it in. I tried to pick it up, but it could hardly lift it. This must be enough sake for a whole party...
"You really can't lift it? I've told you that you need to be doing physical training. I can't have a weakling as an underling."
Yuuka handed me her parasol and effortlessly picked up the pot.

captcha: SAKNH. that's close enough to sake

>>37793591
Sometimes I forget that Yuuka is a yokai, so it's jarring to see a woman shorter than me effortless pick up something so heavy. She set it down next to the dining table, and went and got sake cups.
"Are you tired from working today? care to have a drink with me?"
I didn't know you drank Yuuka. I don't usually drink either, but normally Yuuka's requests aren't to be refused. She has been becoming a lot more friendly with me, so maybe it will be a good thing.
Yuuka poured us both a cup and started drinking. Even when drinking alcohol, Yuuka sipped it in her refined manner, as if she was drinking tea. Meanwhile I was close to gagging, but put on a brave face for her. We were talking about various things, and I asked her what the Oni had wanted. She told me that she wanted to try creating a new type of alcohol using a certain type of flower. It sounded nice, maybe it wouldn't taste as bad as this.
After a while, the sun had long since gone down, and we were several cups deep. The table was lit from candles. I was definitely a little bit drunk, but Yuuka was still sitting there composed as ever. I watched her sip her cup. Ah, Yuuka really was beautiful. The way her soft, think lips so elegantly touched the cup. Her slender hands which held it. Her scarlet eyes, which here focused nowhere in particular. Her flushed, pink cheeks. Then, abruptly, she stood up and looked at me. I couldn't place what type of face she was making. It wasn't frightening, it was almost neutral. She stepped over and stood next to me, still gazing at me. In a swift move she threw me onto the floor. I was expecting her to begin her usual manner of assault when I did something wrong, but it didn't happen. Instead she sat down next to me in seiza.
"Yuuka-sama, are you dru--"
She put her finger to my lips, and somewhat forcefully dragged me toward her so that my head was resting on her thighs. Yuuka..are you giving me a lap pillow?? She grabbed my cheeks and turned my face up towards hers, and she smiled.
"Just for tonight, you can just call me Yuuka."
...eeeh? There's no way that Yuuka, a powerful yokai such as this, could be such a lightweight.
"Y-yuuka.."
Where calling her this would have normally resulted in a reprimand or even physical violence, depending on her mood, all she did was begin lightly stroking my head. This is nice..I could used to this.
But then Yuuka used her strength to lean back and pull me on top of her, between her legs.
"Eh Yuuka, what are you doing?"
She looked at me and had a wild look in her eyes.
"I think that it's time I rewarded you again...for your hard work."
She opened the front of her blouse so that her boobs where nearly fully exposed. Huh? She took my face and shoved my face in between them and held me like that. She held me like that for a while without saying a single word, while I just laid there and took in her pleasant scent. She had a soft body odor, and on top of that the scent of fresh flowers.
Abruptly she again used her strength to flip me over, so that she was now on top of me, with her hands planted on either side of my head. He cheeks were bright red and her eyes narrowed in a wild manner. I felt more like prey to her. She was breathing heavily as she grabbed the sides of my head with her hands.
"Hah..hah..hah"
She didn't say anything and I just started at her wide eyed. She pulled my face right up to hers. I could smell her breath, which reeked strongly of sake. What? is Yuuka about to kiss me? I've come to know that she has certain proclivities and can even be affectionate, but isn't this too much? After all, I'm a human and she's a yokai. Yuuka closed her eyes and I closed mine, and she drew me in slowly, not at all in the violent way she's thrown me around thus far. Is she embarrassed? This is just too much...
Just as our lips were about to make contact, there was a loud crash of wood splinter, and the door kicked in flew past us and slammed into the wall.
"OI YUUKA! GET OUT HERE!"

Yuuka should really wash her feet. It's disrespectful desu.

>>37794215
Yuuka shouldn't wash her feet yet, I want to ponder the aroma.

>>37768224
flores feminamque cano

>>37794062
>Just as our lips were about to make contact, there was a loud crash of wood splinter, and the door kicked in flew past us and slammed into the wall.
>"OI YUUKA! GET OUT HERE!"
Awww, just when it was getting good some mystery intruder interrupts. Can't wait for the next part.

>>37794062
Standing in the ruined doorway was a tall blonde woman with a single red battle-scarred horn protruding out of her forehead. She was wearing a plan white shirt with a red border and long blue skirt with stripes of red fabric that went from the waistline to the hem and came off it in a triangular pattern which continued around the skirt's whole circumference. She had on thick geta which made her even taller. Her outfit wasn't very imposing, but it was her face, so twisted in rage that it resembled one of the Four Heavenly Kings, that frightened me. She slammed a muscular arm into the doorframe, sending splinters flying, and her wrist chains rattling loudly. I guess those were a fashion statement among Oni. Yuuka stood up in a defensive posture, even though the front of her shirt was still opened, and her hair was wildly disheveled. But she no longer had the demeanor of a drunk person, and her cool and collected wrath could be felt emanating off of her.
"hey, hey Yuugi, come on I'm sure it was mistake!"
The little girl Oni, Suika, was back and tugging on Yuugi's arm, but know avail. Yuugi and Yuuka stared at each other in a tense stand off, before Yuugi's voice boomed.
"The hell is this Yuuka! We give you our best sake, and here you are frolicking with some weakling human, while we have been throwing up our guts due to the poison that you give us."
"What are you talking about Yuugi?"
Yuugi threw the torn open package from earlier on the floor. Deep purple flowers could be seen spilling out. Yuuka turned to look at me, with her eyes narrowed, and said all that she needed to say with a glance.
Her eyes were saying, "You messed up , idiot. Those aren't the characters for Ibuki and you grabbed the wrong package. You're definitely going to pay for this mess later."
Yuuka turned back to Yuugi, "Are Oni so dumb that they have to act like dumb brutes at every opportunity? If you had used your brain you could have figured out--"
"ENOUGH, I didn't come to chat!"
Yuugi lifted up her hand to prepare an attack. Suika has hanging onto her arm.
"Waaah Yuugi no! Let's just talk this out with Yuuka, c'mon have something to dri--"
Yuugi dove back out of the doorway taking Suika with her, just barely dodging the mass of bullets which Yuuka produced. The rest of the doorway and most of the front wall was now filled with holes and splintered.
"Ara, you really do cause me so much trouble. Stay here while I take care of this."
My mouth agape, and still a little drunk, I complied. Yuuka buttoned up her shirt, took up her parasol, and walked out of the house. Meanwhile I watched taking cover behind the ruined wall. Outside the battle begin immediately. Danmaku were flying off in every direction through the night sky, with neither side gaining the upper hand. While I watched Suika ran inside and sat down next to me. She drank from her sake gourd hen said, "Sheeesh. What's the matter with Yuugi. I figured that this was all due to a mistake, but Yuugi wouldn't listen. She just wanted to fight. All she said was 'That Yuuka is supposed to be pretty strong eh?' and then marched over here. Oh well."
I said nothing except seized the gourd and took a large swig.
"H-hey! ah you know what, you probably need it, have another."
Suika patted me on the shoulder and we both passed the gourd back and forth while watching the fight.
Yuugi had closed the distance on Yuuka and begin to attack her with her fists and feet. But Yuuka effortlessly and gracefully dodged all of these until she was standing right in front of the wall where we were hiding behind.
"Stop dancing around like a coward and fight me!"
Yuugi raised her hand and a wave of heat flashed outward. I barely dodged out of the way, falling on top of Suika.
"Kyaaa get off of me you pervert!"
Suika was clearly just joking though as she continued to drink sake while under me. I got back up and looked out of the now charred wall, more of which had been blown away. In the area of her attack, the grass had all been scorched, and the nearest flowers were burned and wilted. Part of the house was even on fire. Yuuka continued to attack, shooting a curtain of complex patterns with curving arms that resembled flower petals at Yuugi.

I want Yuuka to pierce through my testicles and then apply electric torture passing a strong current between my balls from the inside, while she glares deep into my eyes and sneers at me with every jolt.

>>37795238
NIce

>>37445736
being able to manipulate flowers? wow, what a truly terrifying ability. wowza. im shaking in my boots

Yuuka is literally Shrek

>>37803579
you’re right but please don’t put this image in my head kudasai

>>37803579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfN3aQ46pfk

The song fits her really well. But now that you've thrown the comparison out there, it makes dating Yuuka feel like a very feminine thing to do. You're the frail princess who's getting rescued and warming up the closed-off heart of a monster who's actually nice on the inside.

>>37804501
And that sentiment is exactly why I love Yuuka so much. I feel like a frail princess

got a new one from a freind

>>37795238
Next part soon?

>>37810190
Yes anon, it’s just that i’ve been a little busy. But i know what i’m going to write. And i have plenty of fun ideas if anons like it

>>37445736
Oh no the flower field has been burned.

>>37810200
awesome

>>37810441
what happened? did yuuka have a rap battle with someone and accidently set her own field on fire with her wicked sick disses?

>>37810620
Yuuka listens to country

One more bump for Yuukers before bed

>>37810441
Good. It was me btw, couldn't stand that arrogant youkai any longer.

>>37818289
Maybe if you kill enough flowers she will die

>>37804501
Compared to Yuuka, we all are frail princess.

>>37819784
Not me. I lift

>>37819825
What are you lifts anon?
For my OHP is 160, Bench is 250, Squat is 280, and Deadlift is 370

>>37820490
I'm just joking, my lifts are all terrible

>>37820581
It’s okay anon. I lift everyday with calloused hands and still want to be princess carried by Yuuka. But keep going anyway, ganbatte!

>>37820605
I think I just want her to be a friend at this point. I may not have much self respect but femdom is still beneath me. I should at least be able to feel like a proper human male in my 2d delusions.

>>37820752
I think in my case it’s more of a mom complex. I have plenty of self respect, but if act outwardly strong all the time, that means I can be weak sometimes in my fantasy

>>37820820
>mom complex
Not really the same thing. A mom complex is just a desire to be loved, accepted unconditionally, fussed over and spoiled rotten. Doesn’t mean you have to be emasculated and sissified too.
If anything, it’s the natural order of things, more than a complex. Women should serve men with all their being.

>>37820933
>A mom complex is just a desire to be loved, accepted unconditionally, fussed over and spoiled rotten.
Yes this is what I have

>>37820933
Nothing is unconditional.
>Doesn’t mean you have to be emasculated and sissified too
I have always been under the exact opposite impression.
>Women should serve men with all their being
If that is the natural order of things then women do not possess any being divorced from their relationship with men. What have I to do with them then?

>>37821210
>I have always been under the exact opposite impression
Why?
>If that is the natural order of things then women do not possess any being divorced from their relationship with men
Women are defined by their relationships with men much more than men are with women. Women don’t have anywhere near the same amount of depth of personality, intelligence, awareness, curiosity and really any of the elements necessary to build civilization as men have. They are nurturers by role. You are taking what I said out of proportion, but it’s still not entirely wrong.
>What have I to do with them?
Who knows? Love is a mysterious thing. We all want people for different reasons. It’s my personal belief that at the end of the day, men want from their wives want their mothers offered them (or what they wish they offered them). Anything else is just an idle amusement that never reaches the core of our needs. You say unconditional love doesn’t exist. Obviously it’s an impossibly high standard bordering on divine, but it’s still something we can strive towards. And a mother’s love for her child is about as close to unconditional as it gets on this earth.

>>37824526
>Women don’t have anywhere near the same amount of depth of personality, intelligence, awareness, curiosity and really any of the elements necessary to build civilization as men have.
wew, you sound like a /pol/fag

>>37826055
And? That has no bearing on its validity
This isn't reddit, you know

>>37819825
You are a frail princess to Yuuka no matter what
Unless you can shoot lasers with umbrellas to fist fight gods

>>37826355
sure thing midwit

>>37824526
>Why?
Sissified perhaps not, but if as we have said men do not necessarily need to depend on their relationship with anything other than themselves (though it is almost certain that this only applies to a great minority of people), then surely by overly relying on one's mother or spouse, who you in either case claim slightly after this to be ideally close to a second mother, what could be hyperbolically referred to as a return to the womb, one would be figuratively regressing to a point where he was entirely dependant on another, which can be said to differ little from abandoning one's self, not even in an attempt at union with something else, but with subordination. Is this not the definition of losing one's manhood? I do not believe that I have excessively tampered with any word's definition to reach this conclusion.
>Women are defined by their relationships with men much more than men are with women.
That was my explicit implication, yes. The only real point of disagreement is whether you wish to contend that women do have some element to their being that is entirely independent from their most common and most important relationship, that is to say with men, or not.
>We all want people for different reasons.
And we all want what we can never have. That's why we are here. Love in the way most people envision it can be explained away by any reductionistic or plainly boorish terms, as an excuse to engage in physically pleasurable behaviour or a (likely mistaken) identification of another as intrinsic to one's own being with attempts to construe sexual activity as "union" which are unconvincing. You say that love is mysterious, and that I can agree with, since it is to say that love is hidden.
>You say unconditional love doesn't exist.
It does not exist in our world at the very least.
>...but it’s still something we can strive towards
Is there an end to striving? If there is, I wonder how to determine this upper limit. If there is not, perpetual motion seems a dubious source to trust in.

>>37445736
pretty but i wouldn't fug

>>37829189
I do think men are defined to an extent by their relationship with women as well. To me, a man should service a woman as a woman should service a man. But the way in which men service women is different. Whereas women service men in the world of the domestic, men must necessarily become more well rounded so as to succeed in the public world. A man who succeeds in the public world should be able to return to the private world of the home and be under the care of his wife. The wife is only able to exist in the private world because of the man making it safe and providing resources. Therefore, despite the man being perhaps emotionally dependent on the woman, the woman’s entire existence is dependent on the man. Otherwise she’d be abuse, raped, or just killed in a wild unforgiving world.
While the man is in the private world, I think its fine for him to be subordinate to his woman in the manner you described. Historically speaking this is always how it operated even for the greatest kings. What irks me however as a man, is society’s push to make women equal and superior in the public world as well. That is where masculinity loses all meaning
>Is there an end to striving
That’s just the fundamental question of existence, isn’t it? Well regardless of if you are religious or not, it is rather curious how reproduction is the one instinct living things have that separate us from rocks. As in it is the only “optional” thing we feel compelled to do. Eating, drinking, sleeping all merely prolong our existence. Why did the original bacteria in the primordial ooze feel the need to replicate? Why couldn’t it feel happy alone, like the rocks floating in space? Who knows man.

Can we not derail Yuuka’s thread with pointless argumentation, kudasai?

>>37819784
>>37826493
Being princess carried by Yuuka!
Yuuka protecting you from all of the dangers out there in Gensokyo!
Yuuka's protection meaning that you have to stay by her side or in her flower field at all times!

Beep beep, vroom!

>>37831485
A man must be public to succeed in the public. The moment this divide is formed between the public and private something is inevitably lost. In one there are the multifarious arms of worldly power, and woman on the other. It is only slightly amusing that, once man is exhausted by one, he attempts to seek respite in the other, yet the two are closer than you would imagine. From who would you receive earthly benefits if not the mother? And if we made the wife a surrogate or second mother figure, it would be plain to see.
The less confident among us all likely lost interest, or were disappointed, and left both spheres, or at least tried to, by becoming hermits or similar. Their success depends on your perspective. Is there no escape from politics, or is that also subsumed by something stronger?
>it is rather curious how reproduction is the one instinct living things have that separate us from rocks
We are merely there to do to the rocks what they could not to do to themselves.
>As in it is the only “optional” thing we feel compelled to do
The reproductive instinct is one of the strongest in any animal and any given human being. That it is not necessarily performed to prolong my own life is hardly relevant. Knowing that I will eventually die, though perhaps never becoming fully conscious of what that means, I could reproduce for a great many reasons. Immortality by proxy, out of a sense of obligation, to assert dominance, to put more faith into my genetic code than into myself, to have someone look after me when my body begins to go its natural course. What else could they do? Live their own lives I suppose, eternally in my shadow, continuing my work. It might just be that simple. We see how the rest of nature covers the world and we wish to do the same. Eye for an eye, and may ruin follow.
>Why did the original bacteria in the primordial ooze feel the need to replicate? Why couldn’t it feel happy alone, like the rocks floating in space?
It was the will of another, certainly not his decision.
>>37832809
We are not arguing. There are no rails here. The winter is young anon, there will be plenty of time to prepare for summer.

>>37836277
Yes, it’s sort of a chicken or the egg thing. Men need to succeed in public in order to attract quality women, and we need quality women in order to maintain our balance and succeed further in the public world. In essence, we are motivated towards something which is not even guaranteed with effort but only seems to correlate vaguely with it.
We are searching for something that we ironically had in the womb, but lost when we were plunged out the nest, that we can only regain through a sisyphean struggle. For me, that is why men work so hard. Women are the ultimate prizes to be won, and once obtained they become the ultimate trophies to be polished and maintained and given the highest degree of queenly dignity. All men ask for in return is simply a desire to be accepted and loved - not because of their effort but in spite of their shortcomings. That’s what a motherwife offers. Gentleness, a return to home after a long journey in the harsh outer world.
Obviously with the advent of porn and what not, men can just skip to that part by means of fantasy. But that is what the fantasy (for me at least) is at the end of the day. To be like Odysseus returning to Penelope.
>That it is not necessarily performed to prolong my life is hardly relevant
And I would disagree. The reproductive instinct is much different than other instincts. For example, consider competition. Animals will risk their entire lives simply to mate. Every other instinct serves a direct purpose to ourselves, but only the reproductive instinct is altruistic and looks beyond mere self satisfaction. That is significant, and maybe even divine.

I WANT YUUKA'S FEET ON MY COCK. THERE I SAID IT

Good night scary flower lady

>>37840228
You have great taste.

>>37837960
I've heard these ideas before. In their despair and inability to see anything of worth in a great many things people will claim that we always already had what we most needed, and then threw it away. We have to leave the womb to be born eventually, but whether we had to eat from that tree, or whether we had to group together and eventually build out a civilization, leaving behind the "natural state", is up for debate. Even thousands of years ago not everyone was willing to believe these stories which seemed to exalt ignorance and a supposed state of innocence. I will not deny, however, that we may have indeed always already had what we needed, simply in a different sense.
It is ironic then that you mention Odysseus who, after many centuries, became a symbol for wanderlust, alongside his original designation as cunning. It is a little hard to imagine, given how homesick he was for those 9 years on that island where he seemed to have everything a man could want, yet it happened.
For my own part, if a woman is the ultimate prize, the final thing to obtain, then no further comment is necessary. I still say this, fully well aware of what thread we are in. Of course, what woman has green hair?
>For example, consider competition. Animals will risk their entire lives simply to mate.
One could risk his life for food or shelter as well. If anything your example proves how strong the reproductive urge is. No creature is so ferocious and lacking in restraint as when he is looking or competing for a mate.
>Every other instinct serves a direct purpose to ourselves, but only the reproductive instinct is altruistic and looks beyond mere self satisfaction.
I suppose this is why it was made to feel so physically pleasurable? I suppose this is why sexuality controls the entire world and nearly every activity undertaken in it? Allow me for a moment to turn our viewpoint upside down: the need for sex and reproduction is the only biological need that I am capable of dealing with myself. I cannot eat myself, as this would eventually kill me. I cannot drink myself, which is nonsensical. I can, however, masturbate, and the need will disappear, even if only for a while. Apparently this is nobler than eating, since I need to end another's life to feed my own, while masturbating requires only my own participation.
On a basic level I do agree, reproduction is for the sake of nature's endless expansion, and not for my own.
>That is significant, and maybe even divine.
This is the question whose answer divides people forever. Is it divine, closer to the highest, mimicking his power, or is it debased, propagating an endless cycle of ignorance started by an entity or law that wants nothing more than destruction? Let us stretch things a little.
Consider how enticing that female hole is, and how well it seems to fit my phallus. One and one gives two and after a few months I get a child. This child is mine, like my phallus, and is now taking up three-dimensional space that was previously, strangely, empty, like my phallus did earlier. Is this not the real sex? Embracing a woman seems pathetic in comparison to violating the world itself by proxy. Merely a consideration, a thought. We need not necessarily agree or disagree with a thought. The mind is capable of more than just imagining Yuuka ball-busting scenarios.
This reply comes a little late so I recommend we end things on this note, unless you greatly insist otherwise.

She's so beautiful