/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37655855
You're took early asshole! How much does it take for Jans to do their jobs and for /tg/ assholes to do away!?

>>37655972
What is the best monster for a schizo thread? I'm asking for no reason whatsoever. None at all.

How do I punish a shog?
>Spank her
She’s goo and just makes herself extra jiggly while smugging at me
>Sleep on the couch
Doesn’t matter if it’s me or her cause she doesn’t sleep and I’m on shog anyways
>No sex
Shog is swaying her hips and accentuating her features to me to break me
>Fire her
Floor melts and I’m in the basement knee deep in shog goo while copies of her appear to help see the error of my ways for thinking so irrationally
>Get a kiki
Medio company asks me if I copulated with her and I answer yes and they hang up on me
>Rape her
Just smugs at me more till I run out of energy then carries me to bed and watches over me
SHOG NERFS WHEN?

>>37656027
How about YOU STOP DEFENDING THE /TG/ SHITTER WHO IS TRYING TO FUCK UP THE THREADS!!

GOD YOU "DEVIL ADVOCATES" ARE IN THE SAME FIELD AS THE /TG/ FAG AND THE BOY POSTERS!

So has KC ever said if Eros was married? If not would her followers support and groom up someone going after her or would they keep any man to such a high standard that she stays single since nobody can get near her?

>>37656054
Cupid is stupid cute

>is this outfit more to your liking?
>it's really... tight
>hey. i'm kinda sweaty... give me a hand anon~

>>37656048
shogs are weak against electricity

>>37656054
She could be like Asura Mythra and be waiting for her destined one.

>>37656052
The only thing I advocate for Devils is that they should grow a pair. I don't know what you are talking about, take your meds.

Combinig powers of Mindflayer, Shoggoth, Atlach-Nacha, Night Gaunt and Wendigo wives at the same time to unlock True Eldritch Husband form.

>>37656052
Anon, a /tg/fag would never make a thread with just cute monster girl being cute, they don't love monster girls and just want them as a background for their oh so original edgy military fanfics.

>>37649519
I akshually remember this random fact clearly, it was Arch Imp back in 2012. Back then I was checking out new profiles Gelbooru.
Also, newfag.

>>37656399
*on Gelbooru

How does a Shog choose her master? What makes him special to her?

>>37655855
I imagine Monstergirls criticize and shit talk and downvote Lesbian/Yuri stories and narratives and even the authors of said Lesbian/Yuri stories and narratives. Because monstergirls just find lesbian Yuri stories so boring and lame. Especially with a lack of the two Fem Lesbo Leads not getting a boyfriend for them to share.

>>37656629
if they consume the shog bread or not

Winter is coming

This tilts the monstergirl fans

>>37656659
>all those completely unnecessary specific gun/car names
You just know it was written by some autistic teenager.

>>37656629
Shogloaf for dinner again?

>>37656659
This would drive a haku to drink.

>>37656653
pls, no!

>>37656727
puff, get cold

>>37656732
letty is a fatty

>>37656659
>>37656700
Yet somehow and somewhere. A Phantom is probably turned on and is now going to find (hunt down) the clearly and obviously young teenager boy who wrote that. And make him her boyfriend for writing such a riveting tale!

What is the consistency of a slime? Maple syrup? Jell-o? Apple sauce? Water?

>>37656738
It's a winter coat

>>37656760
>winter coat
>clearly pudge

what kind of incubus are you?
>the black knight chad that fucks his waifu only and gets hit on by lots of single monsters in case he decides to harem
>the rich snob with close ties to the demon realm government and has an army of demon lawyers
>the anger issues guy who gets raped by smug rape monsters but at least his mom loves him unconditionally
>the naturefag who can build badass forts and can summon a wendigo with their 1/16th native american ancestry
>a eternally young and youthful, sexually attractive cute boy, basically a cute and attractive anime boy

>>37656633
>"What is this? WHAT IS THIS!?"
>"It's the Romance story I did tell you, remember?"
>"I thought that was just a crass sick joke. I did not expect you to actually do that! You also promised us and investors a romance story!"
>"It is a romance love story, ma'am. Two girls, Melissa and foreign exchange student Dianna meet and become friends. Melissa asks Dianna how she can get a romantic Usean prince of a boyfriend and Dianna agrees to help her. But Dianna start growing feelings for her and Melissa is starting to doubt her attraction to men and grows ever more enamored to Dianna. It is a coming of age story. Readers will love such a wholesome tale of friendship blossoming into romance."
>"Yeah, coming out of the closet this! 'Surpassing boundries' that! Lame, lame LAME LAME LAME!!! Yeah and after reading this, the implied boyfriend gets ignored and not touched upon, the male side characters don't get love and romance of their own. And male audiences get left out. Rewrite it!!! Do not come back and give me that story until the two Carpet Shaggers get a boyfriend!"
>"But-"
>"No buts! Rewrite it! As a matter of fact, a new requirement! Before we publish that, rewrite the story, make the two lesbos get a boyfriend to love together. And the two lead characters HAVE to monsterize! We can tolerate and accept human centric love and romance stories with no monstergirls or Monsterization. But we cannot accept this! ...You know what to do. Now go!"

who here is a slut?

>>37656866
I would lose to the first monster girl I see.
I would gladly become a public sex toy for monster girls to release their sexual urges on.
I would gladly be a communal cumpump for them.

>>37656975
i would too
I would glady give myself up to the oldest ones first
I would glady eat them out, one after another
I would gladly get milked
I would gladly go retarded after getting fucked so hard
I would gladly dress like a slut and walk in the night looking for monsters to please

>>37656659
I'm only titled so I can't read it as well, and I gloss over the grammatical errors even easier.

>>37656866
Justaskfag reporting.

monster nuns that are just asking to drain your sin

>>37656809
The kind that manages to avoid unnecessary attachments to Monster Girls by incubizing via an array of Mana Cages, thus keeping Monster Girls off me so I can study in peace.

>>37657413
Ask them if they practice for Missionary position.

Gremlins in cute dresses!

>>37656809
Florida man.

>>37657552
that is sin draining 101

>>37657650
I’m gonna touch the inner ear fluff.

>>37657650
bullying gremlins with homemade EMP generators

>>37657530
Sounds like you are going to get kidnapped by cabal of liches for magical studies.

>>37657665
The one thing Wonderland isn't prepared for.

>>37657734
>when even the land of perverted chaos can’t handle true chaos

>>37656770
It's hibernation season, not pudge

>>37656809
the kind that runs a hostel and gives travelers a roof and rations for free, along with a lot of farming and hunting

>>37656629
I've always pictured it as a sort of 'your heart calls out for their help' type thing. If you want a shogmaid, even if you don't know it, you are getting a shog. Unless another monster has her eyes on you, in which case...
??????????

>>37658140
Are you telling me incubi are level 1 Thrallherds?

>>37658140
Meido Kombat

>>37658155
basically yeah
id rather summon my wife than put her through the trouble of finding me

>>37658204
And that's why a poorly drawn summoning circle is my strategy for a sudden portal opening.

I want to summon a primal, barbaric, huge demonic monster girl (around 10 feet tall) for help with something, only to fuck up the spell a little bit and have them fuck me for so long the mana makes them really smart and lets them preform magic. They use me as both her husband and summoning thrall, getting me to summon more and more fiends to add to her legion/my harem, with her as the leader/mistress, obviously

>>37658262
So you want to turn a huge warrior monster into a huge warrior archmage monster and have her become an overlord because she rapes you hard enough?
Nice.

>>37658297
Couldn't have put it better myself
Demonic energy: Anything is possible with a good ol' fashioned fuckfest

>>37658318
>war between demonic tyrant monsters
>their power is fueled by their husband's love
>one of them has a colossal victory in battle
>"what new level of rape could this have been?" the others ask themselves
>"What secret art of love did she and her husband perform for her to have this much power?"
>her husband just made her favourite food as a packed lunch and put a note in there saying "I love you so much, I just know you'll win all your battles xxx"

>>37657650
Cute

If I had to pick one girl to sit on my face, it'd be a p'orcer. You just know munching on that ass; her butthole is gonna taste like pork sausage.

It's hard though because I'd also like a troll to sit on my face too with all their erotic stink, but I gotta give the slight edge to p'orcers. If the magical happens and mamono become real and I get lucky enough to subdue a p'orcer raiding party or stronghold, I'm gonna allow trolls to become part of the tribe, so that we have h'orcs, p'orcs, and trolls, maybe even allow some minos and perhaps holsts. I thought about ogres, but they seem like they'd be too hard to keep under control.

>>37656659
The 15-year-old fat boy (also he is warhammer fan) was bullied very hard by his classmates, and the mge forum has become his little world where he can imagine killing drawn girls who want sex and family.

>>37658608
And what is that Kikimora of the Estovakian Secret Service going to do to that little 15-year-old fat boy?

>>37656659
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE RAPE BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the lilim and she fired the demon energy. John plasmaed at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was an alp.

>>37658683
Throw him into a slime pool, so he can live out his days trapped in goo, as a cum battery, instead of sperging out.

>>37658683
You already know the answer.

>>37655855
Thank you.

>Do the needful, sir.

>>37656809
Sabbath wizard in training. On one hand a lot of humans still can't get over the "she's really hundreds of years old thing" though a few decades is usually more accurate. On the other, most humans are smart enough not to mess with magic users.

>>37659043
I would still marry a Jinko even if she had a thick Indian accent.

https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1468758676404060165

>>37658731
But what monstergirl Waifu will he eveno get? Can't inhumanly keep a person like that forever.

why do you want to reduce yourself to a cum pump?

Careful, she has a gun.
GAOOO!

>>37659225
I don't want to be a cum pump, I want to be a cuddleslut

>>37659212
>Throw him into a slime pool,
>But what monstergirl Waifu will he eveno get?
Gee, I wonder.

>>37659187
That's a hot lilim

>>37658713
Superb. Love a happy ending.

>>37659225
I don't, I want to be a househusband.

>>37659187
Hoor! I'd still fuck her but hoor!

>>37659225
I don't. I want to find the mamano of my dreams to be forever faithful towards. We'd live out our modest lives in a small but comfortable home on the outer edge of Zipangu. And despite being peak human in strength, speed, endurance, etc. and fully capable of pinning, mounting and beating me to a pulp at any given moment she'd let me carry out my fantasy of protecting her because she'd want be protected.

>>37659235
LION PUSSY

>>37659399
Cums in about 5 seconds.

>>37659478
Hit me with your axe please and thank you

>>37659478
I want her to forcefully grind my face against her abs

>>37655855

>>37659477
A secret, manticores don't want you to know.

>>37655855

>>37659187
I liked it better when he was drawing futanari Bapho-chan.

Until he draws more futa baphos, he won't be in my good graces. Sorry, that's just how it's gonna be.
Maybe like futanari of the Neighbor, oppai Baphomet that's well-endowed making fun of anon's smaller package or fucking him or an MGE girl. Or Runya being self-conscious that hers is bigger than anon's. Just spit-balling idears. Or maybe do some other scenario you'd rather see a futa bapho in.

Yeah, I'm a degenerate. No need to point it out. Feel free to ignore.

>>37659648
That's why they always use their tail, their real pussy is on a hair trigger. Putting it in there is how you win an instant victory.

>>37659730
What if I put one of her spines in there?

>>37659478
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>37659730
This is how you bully a batcat. She drains you for the first few months, and then you absolutely dominate and destroy her in bed, when her turbo sensitive, fit-like-a-glove pussy makes her cum every thrust.
Once the secret about her being an "one pump champ" is out, she's done. Her smug is just a single insertion away from breaking down, all the time.

>>37659718
Neck yourself vermin

>>37659808
>domination_loss
I love that shit.

>>37659718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvzPrrjRwQE

>>37659730
>Manticore bullies you for being a quickshot when using her tail
>Use her pussy for the first time
>She cums from you just putting half of it in
>She cums again after your first thrist
>Oh, you're gonna have some fun taking your revenge

>>37659242
>I want to be a cuddleslut
Your Monberian mail order bride is on the way, you have been set up with a big cuddledom yeti with a thick accent

>>37656629
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large shogmobile
and you may find yourself in a beautiful shog, with a beautiful shog
and you may ask yourself "well, how did I get here?"

>>37659905
will I ever get to leave my bed or am I going to be stuck there 20 hours a day

>>37659893
Okie

>>37659891
Manticores are built for turning the table on them, and turning them to submissive, little kitty in a single thrust.
>>37659900
And it never ends, she is nothing more but your toy from now on. Any power over you is now but an illusion, only lasting as long as you allow it.

>>37659932
Her strong abs and fluffy breasts are the bed, and she'll make sure you're never cold again

>>37660032
>bed that can walk around with me in it so I don't need to leave
>bed that can pat my head
>bed that can whisper sweet things to me
I've made my mind, I'm gonna get inside the Yeti's sweater and leave only one hour per day to work out
Other 23 hours I am stuffed in her sweater with my head between her boobs

>>37655855

>>37656629
>>37659926
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>LET THE SHOG HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>THE SHOG IS WATCHING UNDERGROUND
INTO THE SHOG AGAIN
>AFTER MY MIND IS GONE
THE REST OF MY LIFETIME
>THE SHOG IS ALWAYS UNDERGROUND

>>37660163
>no enormous clydesdale centaur gf

What's she doing right now?

>>37655855

>>37660276
She's posting in 4mon a picture of a tired looking office worker saying "What's he doing right now?"

>>37655855

>>37660412
With udders like that she should really consider a career change. The farm is hiring year-round

>>37660447
She aspires to be more than a milk pump, anon.

>>37660430
I really like the anime, I guess I should get the manga.

>>37656054
Cupids are the "overworked salaryman" of MGE. Imagine having your job be match happy couples together, and having no time to find a special someone for yourself.

>>37659718
>making fun of anon's smaller package
Making fun of other people's presents is not the spirit of christmas.

>You wanna go back to my place and have some fun?
>No strings attached, of course~

>>37660824
Sorry. I'm not into sex if there's no strings attached.

>>37660910
I need a lengthy, hundred page long contract, preferably from a blue skinned woman who has my best interests at heart.

Lion pussy.

>>37660824
How do I know you're not a spy?

>>37658140
So a Bogey and Shog double team isn't out of the question? Huh.

>>37660950
>>>/vt/
>>37660145

>>37660824
Never trust a Pyrow who tells you this. One told me it was a "safe day" and "raw feels like, so good you know", next thing you know, I have a wife an three mesugakis running around my house

>>37660336
Why won't she just warp me to herself and I'll make sure a smile never leaves her face.

Which monster girls are the most fun to yeet around?

>>37660824
Is this not just an Ignis Succubus?

>>37661236
consider greenworms

>>37661250
One that will be as casual and forward as the day you first met her despite the two of you being together for years.

>>37661236
Put some spin on the throw, like a football

>>37656748
it's like a Newtonian liquid: watery-like when you gently push into it, hard when you try a physical attack like a slap. what's how you can spank your slime one second, then reach into her and molest her core the other.

>>37660602
Everyone loves neighbor!

>>37661128
That's a wife and four mesugakis.

>>37660944
>Pyrow's stuffy demon best friend insists on writing up a contract for the two of you while both you and the pyrow sit around bored
>At least she jerks you off under the table

>>37657665
>>37657734
>go to wonderland because your brother got married to a Hatter
>go through customs
>there’s at least 20 signs that read “no one from Florida allowed”

>>37661128
>and three mesugakis running around my house
Bro, don't tell me... did you fall for the same trick three separate times...?

>>37660028
Just make sure your daughters don’t see you taking control of your wife! They’ll get the wrong idea and be bad manticores!

>>37661599
It really does feel better raw...

Dragontaurs.

>>37661649
Bro... was it worth it?

>>37661687
Do you think I could find any in Dragonia somewhere? Or is that just out of the question?

>>37660163
>Those heights with such small boobs
Shame

>>37661703
Try Taiwan

>>37657665
The Demon Realm isn't ready for the crocodile fucker

>>37659225
I don't, I want to be taught magic and either do humanitarian stuff or try to build a village/town for all my downtrodden and broken anons to live in with their wives

>>37659718
>pedoshit and futa combined
I dont normally kinkshame but what the fuck dude

>>37659741
I can't tell if you're wanting to fuck a manticore using her spines as a dildo or if you're just going to stab them with it

>>37657650
>greenworm anon continues to level up
i'm scared

>>37660028
She IS still a lot stronger than you. Good luck stopping her from pinning you

>>37661425
how did goat get big?

>>37661600
She's walking around in a collar, and if she doesn't like it, she'll be leashed. All manticores are made for insta-loss, might as well save my daughters the delusion.
>>37661800
>wife is stronger than you
You Anon, are some weak ass incubus. Tried hitting the gym or will you only use all this mana for dick length?

>>37661826
squats and oats

How do you feel about drillim?

>>37661826
uwaaabomber victim, very tragic, kicked out and shunned by her sabbath, now she lives all alone in her apartment

>>37661842
sorry
im a dex fag

>>37661842
>>wife is stronger than you
>You Anon, are some weak ass incubus.
Not him, but it's just hot to have a stronger girlfriend/wife.

>>37661692
Yeah, always

>>37661862
Changes nothing, you can dodge all grapple attempts and go for that pleasure critical hit, with your high hit rating.

>>37660028
Manticores are built for being usually dominant, aggressive and rapey, but sometimes for gentle, loving sex with maximum consent and reasurance! Never submissive, always loving!

space dogs

>>37661868
I agree on stronger girlfriend, because it's so much hotter to overpower her when she's already your wife.

>>37661868
Don't even need to be buff, supernatural strength is hot too. Them being able to pin you by your wrists with some kind of runic ward or even their own hand sounds nice

>>37661890
Why did she downgrade at tier 3 then go back to good again

>>37661820
How dashing!

The new law says all beeg monsters have the right to an emotional support shota.

Anyone here who doesn't mind explaining the relationship between the undead races (mostly Ghouls, Wights, and Zombies) to a lorelet (me)?

>>37661909
I still like the aesthetic.

>>37661916
She finished bulkan.

>>37661877
I don't think Manticore has a set personality aside from the initial "oooo, I'll eat you humin". They are not hellhounds who are almost exclusively dom. Also the part about her pussy molding into your perfect cocksleave as her tail "scans" your cock, implies she's weak to penis down where it counts and it gives her this switch spin that I like.

>>37661928
I don't know man, it just feels like a workaround to allow shotas in places they really shouldn't be

>>37661940
I thought it more implied that it slowly adapted to be perfect for milking you. Also, I take back what I said about 'never submissive', its just my personal preferance.

>>37661929
Zombies can get upgraded to wights if they get enough mana, that's about it.

>>37661996
that's highly unethical anon and as such your application to Miss Lich's home for Zombies has been rejected

>>37661964
Yeah I'm not telling you not to submit to your wife if you don't like to. I'm just saying you can easily turn the tables, and make her your perfect walking onahole if you as much as want to.

>>37660824
i like the way barb draws the fire on her tail. he should do more firey ladies.

>>37661929
>Liches are human women who turned themselves into undead in pursuit of eternal life and arcane knowledge, since they're powerful necromancers they're usually the source of other undead
>Pharaohs are the monsterized and reanimated corpses of ancient pharaohs
>Zombies are normal corpses of women reanimated by necromancy or ambient demonic energy
>Mummies are desert-themed zombies, living women can be turned into mummies by the curse of a pharaoh or anubis
>Skeletons are basically bone golems, and the only kind of undead that can be raised from male remains
>Ghouls are fast zombies, they are the only undead race that can make more of themselves without necromancy (by pouring their mana in a fresh corpse)
>Wights are another high level undead, like liches they tend to be powerful necromancers but sometimes a zombie that has received an overdose of spirit energy from their husband can "evolve" in a wight
>Ghosts are disembodied souls bonded to demonic energy
>Phantoms are to ghosts what wights are to fleshy undead

What are some momsters like this

Haven't lurked these threads in a month or two. What's new?

There are alternative ways of "signing" a contract.

>>37662129
New girl, even two if you last visited before October 14.

>>37662129
Clowns and fire gyarus

>>37661996
>>37662074
Thanks anons.

>>37662150
Oh cool, what's this one about?

>>37662179
gyaru, they lure men in with "casual" sex

>>37662179
Being a brat who lures you in under the pretext of casual sex and then traps you in a loving relationship by getting her eggo preggo'd.

>>37662179
Casual firesucc, made to be gyaru.

>>37662198
>Balrogs all but confirmed
I don't know if my penis is ready...

>>37662237
IGNITE THE FLAMES. NOW.

>>37662074
>Dragon Zombies are dragon spinsters resurrected by their immortal thirst for dick
>Banshee are priestesses of Hel and not naturally occurring, they can naturally raise other undead with their cry
>Ochimusha are yokai zombies raised from battlefields
>Jiangshi are Mist Continent super-zombies raised by the mist, they can also turn living women into more jiangshi with their poisonous claws
>Vampires are shitty tsunderes and nobody likes them
>Will-o-wisp are ghosts gone yandere
>Dullahan are another exclusive type that needs special monsterization or a cursed armor
>Doppelganger are not real undead

>>37662179
stopping doppelgangers from sapping your sentry

>>37662237
Whip noises intensify in the dark.

>>37662237
I will never be ready. Please Balrog-sama, destroy me

>>37662258
>>Dragon Zombies are dragon spinsters resurrected by their immortal thirst for dick
My sides
Dragon Zombies are prime bullying material

>>37662294
They were just prideful, don't bully! They've acceptedit now

>>37662237
I will pierce her my Glamdring, vigorously and repeatedly

>>37662294
they're pretty dumb at first and prone to going on rampages when hubby isn't around so i don't see it working very well.
even if it did you'd feel bad about it, like bullying regular zombies

>>37662237
What is this new horniness?

>>37662345
Should have named that Anon defending his virginity and shopped a pair of breasts poking out the shadows.

>>37655855

>>37662294
This is why I love the idea of dragon wights. By all rights she should be one of the most powerful and arrogant species of undead, but everyone knows that underneath that noble exterior she's still just a dragon zombie.

>>37662418
Dracoliches, baby.

>>37662402
Why someone draws all genshins as fish regardless of their personality? Only kokomi is actually fish-themed

>>37662045
>yeah i'm not telling you not to submit to your wife
I AM
DOMINATE MONSTERS, NEVER SUBMIT

>>37662263

>>37661333
You mean non-Newtonian.
Usually referring to “oobleck” (water and corn starch), which thickens considerably when stressed.

>>37662459
i disagree, i like being the submissive one. Either that, or something more neutral, but id prefer it to lean to me being submissive and them dominant. Mindflayer-y relationships are ideal, but I'd still like a bit of freedom. I'd hate to rid anyone else of it, though. Therefore, don't dominate monsters

>>37662425
Also a good choice but I feel there's not quite as much bullying potential if she never went through the zombie stage.

>>37662345

>>37659696
That’s pretty cute.
It’s rare to see competently drawn tauric girls outside of centaurs and the occasional drider.

>>37661703
They have dragon slimes and dragon plants. I'm sure there are dragon taurs

>>37662606
>dragon plants
Wtf

>>37662542
Yes, that is correct. English is not my first language and liquid physics is not a discipline i'm good at. Thank you, Ran-sensei!

>>37662431
Drawing characters as mermaids is popular because mermaids are kind of monstergirl most familiar to normies.

>>37662617
snapdragon alarunes make sense

Everyone talks about HORSE PUSSY this and HORSE PUSSY that, but nobody talk about HARPY CLOACA or MERMAID GENITAL PAPILLA

This is blantant Equinophobia and it needs to stop

>>37662773
shog clump

>>37662763
I love moos

>>37656638
Looks more like a shog fleshlight to me. *Unzips pants*

>>37662763
Yo quiero la veche

>>37662617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hu18vLxJQ

>>37662815
DO NOT.

>>37662695
I would say catgirls are much more normie

>>37656845
Man monsters be ruining my precious yuri fics, how dare they.

>>37657729
Why so many?

>>37662883
And nothing of value was lost.

>>37662862
Nah, find someone who doesn't care about anime and such one bit, they will be more familiar with mermaids.
>>37662883
It's a repost, except it's split in two posts for some reason.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22I+thought+that+was+just+a+crass+sick+joke.%22

>>37660979
She's a pyrow, they're the ones who do the spy-checking. And after the check they'll be happy to stay around and help you with your "erecting", if you know what I mean.
god i wish for a smug bratty fire devil to play old multiplayer team-based FPS games with

>>37656809
The unremarkable

"Foolish adventurers, meet your doo-"
"HONEY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?"
"Oh fuck. My wife, get out of here!"

>>37661236
any loli, especially a Lilim loli. you could even say, a Lolim
>>>/wsg/4252900

>>37655855

*inhales*

>>37663151
Boya.

>>37663165
Bitch you need some sleep.

>>37663060
Ah, there's my pillow.

>>37663165
Poor gal, looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

>>37663216
It's the look of a Fairy who's been stretched one too many times.

Cuddling big dragon on Christmas

>>37663345
The scanner says that's a strong kot.

>>37663370
Lioness

>>37663385
Same thing

>>37663345
I want to be pinned down by this kot

>>37663370
keep scanning

>>37663216
God those dead fish eyes get me hard like nothing else

It's really annoying to have some fetishes that just doesn't really work in MGE.
I love forced impregnation but all the girls would love to get knocked up. Closest thing is defeating a lizard girl in a dishonorable way so she's really angry at you while her body is going full mere female lizard.

>>37663417
What's that cat doing with that yo-yo?

Slimes are your friends. You should release any confined slimes that you find.

>>37663371
>lol I posted it again

>>37663428
manticores get resentful if you don't use their tail first but they're kind of tricky to overpower or manipulate.

>>37663370
The scanner is picking up multiple strong cat signals, get out of there!

>>37663462
Biker Kots.

>>37663446
I agree! That sort of imprisonment is immoral. Same goes for any other monsters, no matter how evil they look. Don't let your biases be the reason a mosnter goes longer imprisoned.

Hear me out on this: Manticore wife.

>>37663462

>>37663529
this isn't exactly a hot take
most people here have thought about that

>>37663455
>Knocking up a manticore before you ever use her tail and after you knock her up you only use her tail
Now that's what I'm talking about!

>>37663529
Consider: Manticore cuddlebug

>>37660602
Ehhh, not quite what I had in mind, but I'll take more neighbor art.

Still though. Need more futanari baphos for me to like you. Sorry, bud.

>>37663529
Manticore casual sexual acquaintance

>>37663545
But it needs to be thought about more.

>>37663544
Mofu of the North Star

>>37663570
the tsundere girlfriend you've had for 30 years and have 4 kids with.
they roll their eyes when neither parent can admit they love each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riczf9xOlNQ
literally me

>>37663571
do you mean like housewife manticore? thats slightly less common. i personally wouldnt want a housewife, but a lot of people here would. seems to be a trend of people wanting aggressive monsters to be submissive here

>>37663569
With an attitude like that you'll get little to no art from artists, anon.

It's cold out now and a white horn keeps following me home "just to make sure I get there safely". Should I be concerned?

>>37663498
Don't forget to release the "dogs" too.

>>37663647
White Horn-san is just looking out for you, Winter is in full swing after all.

>>37663647
Feed the nice girl a carrot, or walk to a coffee shop and warm her up with some hot chocolate

>Bogie wife has a modest pregnancy
>when the big day finally arrives the unicorn nurse trots out and congratulates you on quintuplets.
Surprise clown car pussy!

>>37663681
I like big.

>>37663681
needs some more bombastic flair
>cymbal crash to start things off
>streamers flying around the room
>kids cartwheeling out of mom
and so on

>>37663633
I'm not really trying to get art, so much as I'm just playfully teasing him a bit.

God, I wish I had a Succubus childhood friend.
By the time we are 9 she would push me down and we would then have sex every day.
Then she would give birth to a Alice daughter by the time we are 16-18.
And then when our daughter is around 8 comes a night in which mother and daughter enter the bedroom together and our daughter shyly say she wants to become dad's bride too.

>>37663529
Manticore momster

>>37663738
brown skin and silver hair shortcircuits some animal impulse in my brain

>>37663529
Manticore platonic friend.

>>37663529
manticore twins

>>37663529
Manticore adopted daughter.

>>37663724
Based and cunnypilled

>>37663825
TRUE

>>37663756
That's not a short circuit, it just activates your Horny Relay. It's perfectly normal.

Dragalp.

>>37663883
*dralp

>>37663908
Someone say Draph?

>>37663908
>>37663923

>>37663952
i feel like the only difference between a succ and an alp is the alp is uncomfortable and has short hair

>>37663660
Ironside themesong at max volume.

>>37663964
The difference is that the alp used to be a human man. They aren't necessarily unconfident or short-haired.

>>37655855

>>37664010
i know, but thats how they're always shown. that or they're just succs that act bro-ish

You are:
>Trapped in a room with three hellhounds
>Trapped in a room with three graped anubises
>Trapped in a room with triplet kikimoras in heat with a yandere vibes
>Trapped in a room with three unruly, dumb, but cute kobolds

Which room do you choose?
The exit will only open once you've shot your cum three times into each of the girls' wombs.

>>37664053
the room with the hellhounds of course, but I don't plan on leaving

>>37664067
The room has no amenities like a bed, toilet, or sink. You'll want to leave.
Don't worry, the girls will carry you off to their den once the ordeal is over. Your life with them will just be beginning at that point.

>>37664041
That's all thread or headcanon, though. In-universe you basically wouldn't be able to tell.

>>37664053
Pfff, kikis in heat? Gimme that one. What's the worst they can do, waggle their featherdusters at me suggestively?

>>37664053
Hellhounds are most likely of those groups to be buff, so I pick them

>>37664091
>Insert pic of kiki riding anon with a knife in her hands and crazy eyes

>>37660163
>170cm
>Human
That's a dwarf son

>>37664053
! !

17 year old

>>37664097
I respect your choice, but that's an ugly pic

hug the slugs

>>37664053
I pick the hellhound, but only if they're not buff. Otherwise, I choose the maids.

>>37664107
dont heightshame our medium-sized kings

>>37664105

>>37664107
Its the world's average

>>37664130
i don't know about you guys but i'm small enough to be snatched by harpies

>>37664156
Sure, if you count all the non-humans.

>>37664166
Use this to your full advantage.

>>37664166
I'm small enough to be grabbed by a roc but probably not by a regular harpy.

>>37661928
>>37661951
>gigantic blue oni office lady
>working at her desk
>seems to be talking and giggling to herself
>demon manager enters the room
>oni goes dead quiet and tries to look busier
>manager makes a beeline for her
>"Oh, hello there boss! N-nice day isn't it?"
>"Hello Nezumi. Is Anon here with us today?"
>"NO! No no no no no. Of course not"
>demon manager narrows her eyes
>oni three times her size whimpers and jumps in her seat
>oni slowly unbuttons her shirt and parts her breasts, revealing the head of little Anon
>"Good morning miss Zauber!"
>"Good morning Anon"
>sad oni hands over Anon
>manager picks him up and carries him to the former break room, now a holding pen for the confiscated shotas

>>37664206

>>37664053
can the three yandere kikimoras share me without any problem to either of us four? if yes, then pick that room.

>>37664053
Start with the hellhound room the go down the order until I've been in all of them

>>37664053
Graped anubis for three reasons
>Anubis was the fist MGE girl I came across, so I have a soft spot for her
>Anubis have access to magic shenanigans and that could be fun
> !!!!!!

Which obedient and submissive monster girl is the best for denying sex until she snaps and rapes you?

>>37664309
yeah

>>37664309
Yes.

>>37664309
Maybe?

>>37664309
The one with your preferred body type.

>>37664309
all of them are good for that, yes.

>>37664332
any monster girl can have any body type so that doesn't help

>>37664281
That's too much ! for one man to handle. You'd be better off trying to endure 3 lims.

>>37664309
Isn't that literally a holstaur thing in the profile

>>37664309
Literally in the bio. Hope you like milk.

>>37664344
GIVE ME THE !!, I CAN TAKE IT

>>37664352
True, this passed my mind because I'm used to thinking of them as being wholesome and EXTRA consensual

>>37664352
>>37664360

>>37664360
>Hope you like milk.
I do, spider ogre milk.

>>37664309
Kiki or holst.

>>37664309
>15 minutes in: kiki starts sweating and trembling
>30 mins: she starts bending over to clean things in front of master as obviously as possible
>1 hr: kiki in hysterics grinds her body up and down master
>1 hr 30 mins: kiki begins to shut down and goes into fugue state
>2 hours: kiki judo throws master onto matress and transitions into straddle
she held out for so long

>>37664398
Egg vibrators will do that to a girl. I knew what I was getting myself into.

>>37664360
>Literally in the bio
So?

>>37664398
What morally just man could just let her suffer like that?

>>37664053
>Trapped in a room with three graped anubises
All graped girls are great.
I'm going with this room and never leaving.

>>37664494
mothumofu > fox mofu

>>37664505
moth mofu was christened as pofu

>>37664505
Moth hands typed this post.

>>37664513
I unironically find real moths to be very cute
Luna Moths and Silkmoths are downright adorable to me, with their mofu and their fluffy antennae

>>37663106
>not-that-smol Kaga
huh. is this a fanart or did they launch her as a complement to akagi-chan?

>>37664533
It's fanart. That's DDH Kaga-the one currently in service with the JMSDF-in Azur Lane style.

>>37664053
I shall tame these so-called 'yandere' kikimoras and make them my servant-wives!

>>37664546
Neat.

>>37664189
>roc
Imagine the plumage

Which monster girls are most likely to be pirates?

>>37664615
shark no doubt

>>37664615

>>37664615
Seagull harpies are a menace. Imagine four or five aggressive and greedy girls all trying to jump your bone at once, horrible.

>>37664615
Which monster girl would be most unlikely a pirate?

>>37664654
probably a dryad cuz they can't leave their trees, right?

>>37664650
thats nothing compared to pelicans

>>37664665
put the tree in a pot

>>37664615
shark

>>37664665
>>37664679
>pirate ship with a dryad growing up from the lower decks up halfway to the crow's nest
She makes a very effective guard.

I want to drain all my semen into my momster everyday.

>>37664688
>>37664679
Could you somehow turn a dryad forest into a pirate ship without killing the trees so you have a giant living boat crewed by dryads?

>>37664696
It's probably end up being more like a floating chunk of land than a traditional ship, but if you're okay with that I don't see why not.

>>37664665
>the ship is a dryad
Oh no.

>>37664696
magic

>>37664718
>>37664713
Or should I just use one BIG MASSIVE mommy dryad to make a boat out of instead of a forest

>>37664615
Sharks, obviously, but I think a lot of the cats would. Cheshire cats sound cute and in character. Krakens, mermaids, etc
Also, what about harpies? They could certainly do a lot of good work out there

>>37664723
I don't think putting roots directly into saltwater is a good idea unless they're mangrove dryads.
Hence the "chunk of land" thing.

>>37664743
Ah yes that's true.
But I could then take a mangrove swamp as me pirate crew then?

>>37664750
As long as you have other crewmembers as well since they're not going to be leaving the boat.

>>37664775
but who else could we put on this boat?

Hi guys, I finished Andy's misadventures chapter 6, while being half asleep. For those who are interested:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32689915/chapters/87562567

Happy reading!

>>37663647
White Horn-san must understand there's a fine line between "safety" and "stalking"

>>37664788
Despite their reputation since they're also plant girls, Alraune and their subspecies are actually (terrifyingly) mobile unlike their more firmly-rooted tree relatives. They just walk around on their roots.
Or in Barometz' case, they can just launch themselves. Although I'm not sure how intimidating a Barometz could be since they're pretty easygoing.

>>37664696
if anon is enough of a boatfucker, surely she'll eventually becoem a boat, since mamono bodies adapt to their husband's desires

>>37664847
This is the kind of thing you'd have to actively work towards.
Mana may make the project easier but on its own the most it's gonna do is give her huge... coconuts.

>>37664847
>boatfucker

>>37664790
Thank you legit señor

>>37664847
just spend a year cumming on a boat
and you have a boat waifu
turly mamonomana is perfection

Aspen forests are the Queen Slimes of Dryads.

>>37664896
theres those succubus potions right? poor them on an object, you get a monster, so just use a lot of it