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here we go again

>>37633384
give me two demon momsters, pls, I've have been a real good boy

I think I would like a big sweaty minotaur to sit on me

Eh, I'll take it.

>>37633521
Take what? The sweater wurm?

>>37633384
>December
>Not using Christmas red, white and black
You're not invited to my Christmas party.

>>37633530
No, dancing wurm.

HAREM FAGS
I bring you a few questions. Monospecies or multispecies? How many is too many? How do you like to organise them (A main girl and a bunch of others? A chaotic mass of fucking?)? How do you cope?

>>37633530
No, sweater Wurm is not an "it" and she's already taken.
>>37633574
Variety is the spice of life.

not Mariah Carrey season

>>37633583
>How do you organise them?
shelf

>>37633583
if a monster wants to rape me then I let her, thats pretty much it.

>>37633583
>multispecies
yes
>A main girl and a bunch of others?
yes
>How do you cope?
combine undead with various living mg that make sense for themes and chimera

Gentlemen.
Demi-god monster girls.

Are they around and busted as hell?

>>37633682
see lilims

>>37633686
Well, outside lilims.

Like, a bunch of eros angels/cupids that have high levels or absurdly strong mermaids for Poseidon.

>>37633682
I want to see KC's take on some of the higher-level chaos/ lovecraft girls

>>37633695
you'd have to go to where the oldest monster reside to find those type of monsters then

>>37633696
>Nacho who's webs look like stars and the deep void.


>>37633703
>Ares's daughterus are angels with burning wings and a fight boner.
>Basically divine salamanders.

>>37633682
>Demi-god Lizard girl
Poor girl is gonna be a virgin forever.
I wanna keep challenging her over and over again despite the fact she wipes the floor with me.

>>37633732
Remember Anon, salamanders just love challenging or exciting fights.
Lizardmen are the one who you need to beat.

>When her divine, flaming tail is practically blazing after you manage to surprise her and c catch her with a swing.
>it isn't a solid hit but its still a hit.

>>37633593
If I have to listen to another white horn offer to lift up her sweater to show me she's "Ruby the red-nippled reindeer", I swear to god

>>37633682
>demi god jabberwock mage
oh lord, please I wish this fate upon on myself

I want to make big angry Lilim a housewife

>>37633775
>Within wonderland there is the eldest wock, an ancient dragon of such might and power that she was given territory by the Queen of Hearts out of respect.
>Although her descendants are numerous, on occasion she will still pop out a new, direct daughter on occasion.
>The strength and ferocity of these girls is something to be feared....even if a few of the newer ones are quite young.

>>37633807
i wanna meet her and give her a hug!

>>37633794
why ruin something so great

Another satisfied customer

>>37633807
>>37633807
I want to marry that wock, think of all the crazy tales she can tell me and all the crazy wonderland magic she can teach me. Also such a wock would be probably be seen as an ancestor to go to say hello for new wocks

>>37633756
>Manage to get a hit in on demi-god salamander
>Despite it being a shitty hit and dealing no damage she's going full fuck mode over it

Beware of cat burglars

>>37633933
It's a natural result of being almost literally untouchable. That first brush of skin...

>>37633938
keep a tentacle bodyguard near or any tentalce having monster girl and you'll be safe from most monsters

>>37633939
Just the fact she felt it at all would probably make her wetter than a mermaid.

>>37633938
That guy sure loves his donuts

>>37633794
i want a lilim to (loving) drain my soul.

>>37633938
just get a bunch of rat girls as bait

Which kind of monstergirl of monstergirls would take care of me if i'm always dead drunk at 9 am ?

>>37634137
wine goat
oni

>>37634137
Oni and Winegoat sound like they know what to do

>>37633578
I like to picture wurm dancing is just them spinning on the spot and getting dizzy

>>37634137
>>37634162
>>37634167
the hangover will be horrible tho

>>37634137
meidos are made to take care of their master

>>37633732
She's given up on looking for a man who can beat her and is just looking for a man who can take more than one punch from her.

>>37633578
shes the dancing queen

>>37634221
then get a undine and drink water

>>37634204
no, it is highly complex and nuanced to every monster who is not a wurm

>>37634221
Wine goat would have that blessed Bacchus shit that doesnt make you hung over in the first place and there's no way an oni wouldn't both
A. Make you hydrate the night of
And
B. Know some good hangover cures.

>>37634304
>Hair of the dog that bit me, eh gaijin?
What's her hangover mixture, anon?

>>37634313
Bit of sake, salted water, raw egg with something to make it spicy and love

>>37634313
Some aspirin and two hours of her sitting on your face

>>37634342
So a death sentence

>>37634353
That which kills me only makes me stronger.

>>37633905

>>37634537
Can't beat the fluff.

>>37634397
I must go now.jpg

>>37634623
>tfw ywn have very hot monster teachers that really want to have a one on one tutoring session with you in their homes

>>37634623
unf that outfit is my weakness
how are we mortal men supposed to resist

>>37634246
There happen to be a few unorthodox meidos

>>37634676
>"I'll take care of you, master!"
>can't even get her maid outfit on without master's help

>>37634645
>take your math teacher up on her offer
>she starts taking off her clothes right after you get there
I just want to improve my grade, lady. And no, counting "1 boob + 1 boob = 2 boob" is not real math.

>>37634762
Your monster teacher needs to use sex as the reward for good grades and paying attention, you should report her!

>>37634762
Tonight you're going to learn how to multiply.

>>37634783
But not before you divide her legs.

>>37634762
she is just making sure her brain and body isfully cooled for teaching

>>37633695
The mist continent is full of them. They live on the highest peaks, and their mana wafts down and forms the mists.

ｓｍｏｌ

>>37633682
>demi-god pharaoh
>50% more divine than a regular pharaoh
>has to speak through her anubis because her god-voice would cause any man to intantly nut so hard he passes out

>>37634922
I want her to scream in my ear.

>>37635002
>"I DOOOOOO!"

>>37633905
this looks really unpleasant
imagine how much hair youd get in your mouth

>>37633695
Deonora is on the same power level as a lilim. Other dragons are lower but not necessarily by much.

>>37633682
demi-god raiju
literal god of storms
she doesnt even have to be near you to give you the hornyzap

>>37635060
Big Mama is noted to be pretty close in power to Deonora.

Remember, if you volunteer as a mall Santa this year, to hire elves as security because they take guarding santa very seriously. Last year a bunch of sabbath slipped in and kidnapped some poor guy. The year before that some cc, who insisted she was still young enough to get in, helped him empty his sack instead of giving out gifts.

>>37635071
>Can appear anywhere at anytime in a flash lightning.
>Uses this power to chat up Anon as he's adventuring.
>Whenever he's losing a fight with another monster, the monster miraculously gets hit with a lightning bolt and KO'd.

>>37635130
>flashes anon everytime she can
>gives him a grope before leaving
>often masturbates very opening while you talk to her

>>37634645
>tfw you failed fetish history with miss jabberwock anmd her TA , gazer chan and have to go on one on one tutoring with them

>>37633384

>>37635230
It's probably time to just drop the class. I don't need it for my degree anyway

>>37635325
>>37635325
nope, thats gen ed, everyone has to take it

>>37634922
>Never wears any clothes because she says depriving her subjects of her beauty would be like trying to cover the light of the sun
>Anon has to do guard duty with a constant erection
>brags that her skin is harder than bronze
>Anon doesn't have the heart to tell her everyone has switched to steel centuries ago

>>37635130
>She swears up and down it's not her and anon is just lucky
especially not that time an ogress made a pass at anon and was struck by 3 lightning bolts at the same time

>>37633682
>tfw you teleport falling nude onto the table of the great council of demi-god monsters

What monstergirl would be the weirdest mother for an incubus son?

>>37633682
It is said that the great demigod ryu will grant you a wish if you gather all seven dragonballs.

>>37635514
i'll gather them so I can wish to marry her!

>>37633938
Looking more like a cat kidnapper.

>>37635167
It would be VERY hard not to grope her in return. Especially when she just lets it all hang out.

>>37635541
Only her precious Anon can pat her head. Anyone else gets the ZAP.

>>37635541
especially when she squirts on your face before leaving every damn time

>>37633384

>>37635524
She's only there to steal his virginity, she'll leave the rest of him in bed for later. Probably.

>>37635483
I want to say echidna, but that has more to do with her daughters. A cheshire or hatter would probably be a trip, especially outside of Wonderland.

>>37635230
Having a Gazer gf feels like I'm being one-on-one tutored almost all the time.

>>37635483
sandworm

Remember not to use your divine waifus for their power.

>>37635130
>>37635167
I think it would be even better if she is the big antagonist at the end of Anons adventure
>First few times she bolted in everyone was in panic mode
>It was only after the first hour of her just hanging around did everyone start to not freak out as much
>When asked why she is doing this she responds that she just likes to watch anon work
>Also she finds it funny when she bolts in during the middle of anons night watch shift and wakes everybody up to the sight of her trying to grope anon

>>37633384
Choose.

>>37635747
Define "Divine"

>>37635748
>she has been guiding anon ever since he started to get stronger and get to her
>her whole role is to get anon in her hands while still having a bit of fun

>>37635772
Cow is better

>>37635772
TEAM GOAT!

>>37635772
Why would you present me with a brown cow and expect me to pick literally anything else? She looks a little small for a cow, though.

>>37635772
vaca

>>37635772
Cunny dragons

>>37635922
No, stop, you've broken the rules.

>>37635772
alp

>>37635922
>druella_you_dropped_this_king.jpg

>>37636084
I know monsterization is supposed to feel good but I can't help but feel a littlw sympathy for girls that have to watch their legs fuse together

>>37633384

>>37636121
men dont get to escape it either. surely getting shogged or flayered would hurt like hell
both dont have bones any more, and both are quite goopy by the looks of things. Still, demon energy probably removes all those problems

Considering spiders is no longer optional.

>>37636136
She's about to be forcefully inducted into the shrine, isn't she? Hope she can handle her new fluff.

>>37636155
>shogged...hurt like hell
pretty sure they do it slowly over time, ship of theseus style

>>37636198

>>37636198
I want to fill up a super soaker with warm coffee and driveby soak a spider convention.

>>37636217
is mastah even mastah anymore?

>>37636198
I have considered the spider
I want only the cow spiders
Because I love cows

Gazer lotion massage ASMR

>>37636257
>things unknowable to even outer beings

>>37636216
Read the filename

>>37636260
Gonna walk up to a wild ushi-oni, flip her over and see how she likes having her pelvis broken

>>37635060
I like this woman.

>>37636275
I did and I'm familiar with the source, I just wanted to stay on thread topic.

>>37633384

>>37636302
you'd need a bulldozer to lift her even an inch
>>37636327
very cute clowns

>>37636357

>>37636346
>Grab horns
>Throw self onto ground
>She follows
>Able to get up faster cause I don’t have a spider butt
>Climb on top of her and pin her down
>Break her pelvis
Do you need me to draw you a picture next?

>>37636396
I need you to draw me an entire manga.

>>37636396
yes, draw for me, anon

>>37636257
well souls are a thing so he should be fine

>>37633583
Multispecies
Depends on the harem itself, I guess. If they all want a tight serious bond, I probably top out at 'bigamy.'
I enjoy many forms of organization in fantasy, though the top one is probably with a Queen/Lady as the lead of the whole mess.
How do I cope? Strict diet, sleep schedule, etc to keep my energy up, mostly. They'd LIKE to just screw all night and eat icecream and stuff, but that's not sustainable at all and everyone ends up frustrated.

>>37636257
things that keep shogs up at night

Choose two, one dark and one vanilla.

>>37636487
so many good choices but I gotta have the bottom right and the top right

>>37636487
Bottom right to hurt me and top left to heal me

>>37636487
left and left, I think.

>>37636487
The choices are all too similar. Can't I have a more slender option for the dark elf? I guess I'll take top left and bottom middle, though.

>>37636487
top centre, bottom left. None of the top row really speak to me, but i like the bottom left a lot

How long till the next transformbro meetup? I need a break.

>>37636487
Top right and bottom middle

They even got a scene together in the adaptation, though it was criminally short and Misery (top right) didn't get enough focus for my taste

>>37636487
There an english version of this yet?

>>37636198
I fucking LOVE spiders

>>37636198
mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem

>>37636198
I just can't look at them the same way after playing Satisfactory. I don't think I could deal with that.

all i did was tell her i have a crush on taihou...

>>37636487
Top right
Bottom left

>>37636696
>taihou

>>37633384

>>37636624
I don't think so

Is it possible to teleport or set up portals in mge does it require a lot of energy?

>>37636487
Top left, bottom right.

>>37636696
Well, if you wanted a dead bird for the holidays that was an excellent way to get one for free.

>>37636760
there's an article about in the sabbath grimoire

>>37636768
Spider sure knows how to dress up sexy.

>>37636487
Top right and bottom right. You should've included the redhead Nol too though.

I wonder if there is some kind of divine entity based on Troll folklore or some similar divine Troll in the MGE setting

>>37636946
never before have i considered sandworm legs. i always thought they had a bottom half like a mindflayer's, only more fleshy and muscular

>>37636975
The bonus illustration in MGE Vol 2 shows that she has legs.

>>37636994
Then how is she connected? At the base of her spine or something?

>>37634623
whats wrong with her legs

>>37637366
They're maybe a bit hyperextended. Also, they're dead.

>>37637366
her legs are ok

>>37637201
What's this, 'R-posing'?

>>37637359
i imagine she can just sort of warp around in there
disappear into a wall and appear out another

I love pear shaped loli monstergirls. They're made for kissing on the lips, collarbones, tiny chests, bellies, thighs and shoulders. Made for running your hands all over their extra lewd small bodies and grabbing their hips, butts and thighs. Made for playfully biting knife ears or fluffy ears and grabbing horns if they have any.
The fat-bottomed lolis are made to be loved until they moan and tremble from being touched anywhere, and the slutty brats admit defeat, the good girls ask for more and the tsunderes are ready to bend over and present themselves. They're made for slow mating with their thighs, pussies and anuses in every position you can think of and making love until they can't think straight.

>>37633384
>"Guys, Miss Demon. Should I spell your species' name as 'Demon', or 'Daemon?'"

>>37636263
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzfv3930rxE

>>37637759
Another day in the Undead Kingdom.

Am I supposed to grab a mino by the horns or her tits?

>>37637786
But what about the guy? What is he supposed to be?

>>37636487
Where is the redhead with a petite form? Anyway top center and bottom right.

>>37637851
I'm pretty sure that's a human.

>>37637848
Try the tail.

>>37638000
That seems unwise.

>>37637848
tits for milk

>>37637848
Horns for blowy
Tits for milky

>>37637848
Grab her by the horns and show her your red underwear

>>37636487
>One more day without mother and daughter elf wives
Life is suffering

What is a good way to show a monster that I'm aware I'm too unattractive to have a chance with her, so she doesn't have to feel too uncomfortable in my presence once she knows I won't be hitting on her?

>>37638140
Looks like someone's getting a visit from the Self-Esteem Succ.

>>37633384
You heard of Dark Mages. Now get ready and behold the newest Monstergirl added by Mister Kencou:

The Dark Pharmacist!

And just like Dark Mages and Witches. They are indistinguishable from regular human women and girls. So be careful and cautious when you're around female human Pharmacists wearing pharmacist coats. Much like how you gotta be careful of female human wizards and magic users wear pointy witch hats.

Its not rape if your legally required to give consent by manamo law

>>37638240
I will change the law! Proposition 33: Make Rape Illegal Again! Vote yes!

>>37638209
kenkou wouldnt make anything this boring

>>37638257
nah, love me some good brutal alleyway rape
>>37638240
consent under monster law is a boner

>>37638179
I'm not worth her time.
>>37638257
The darkest timeline.

>>37638294
poor lilim, i would let her rape me and not tell anyone

>>37638257
rape is right of passage for men, it turns from a boy to a man. You will not deny that!

>>37638257
I really doubt anyone in the Monster Police will enforce that law. Hell given how they usually get their husbands they already flaunt it.

>>37638257
>ushi oni tucks you under her arm to carry you to the rape cave
>"But proposition 33" you mutter
>the ushi oni takes one look at the fox cop around and ask how many pelvis bones shes gonna have to break today
>fox stutters something about cultural exceptions and dissappears

>>37638257
Im voting no because then monster are not monsters and that is a world I would hate

>>37632328
That's pretty retarded desu. How do they get around the whole non-soulmate cum being disgusting thing?

>>37638528
Also given the nature of monstergirls this begs a pretty fundamental question that other girls needn't answer, which is "Why?"

If a delf daughteru dicks daddy daily, why doesn't she fall for him?

>>37638536
>dicks daddy
Kek, I meant gets dicked by daddy.

>consent
something I will never give a monster. I want them to grab me and rape like the good old days

>>37638594
>big scary monster approaches you
>gropes and teases you
>doesn't fuck you because you looked scared and said you didn't want sex
>she starts to walk away
>run at her and yell that she was supposed to rape you
>that you've been standing there all day waiting to get raped and monsters these days are too nice and now you're fed up
>get raped
>be happy

Wife!

>>37638604
this is probably a very common occurrence in mgc. Monsters need to stop listening to that male rights crap

>>37638257
What kind of sick fuck would take away the right to rape? How do you expect a monstergirl in her prime to lose her virginity and find a husband? By the time they convince these new modest men to finally give consent, the springtime of youth will be over for them...

>>37638739
Stop making it appealing to me, damnit

>>37638698
Very cute but I'd be a little worried about a hellhound starting as many fires as she put out

>>37636263
>son, get me my stompin' boots

>>37638698
Cute wife, give her daughters.

>>37638257
>this anon was later taken by other anons to be shown how good rape can be in rape alley

>>37638739
Poor ruto, this pic is very sad

Fun pranks for your Shirohebi wife!
Leave a pair of high heels under the bed, she will think they are for her but she has no feet, haha got her
Buy some wild wolfgirl scented perfume and spray it on your underwear drawer, when she opens it she will get a stinky surprise!
Instead of eating what she makes for you, come home with a big bag full of McDonalds burgers and offer to share them with her, this is not a prank but hard working wives deserve a tasty fatty meal sometimes

>>37638797
>how to be flambed speedrun no TAS

>>37638257
>"And then he said: Noooo you can't rape me I have my rights!!!"

>>37638816
Rapists pay triple for beer starting now

I think I'm broken, I no longer look straight at tits, asses, horns or wings first. The most alluring and entrancing aspect of a monster is her eyes, but because of manmono-banana locking eyes is a one-way trip to mindbreak and instant loss. How shameful.

>>37637359
If you believe the SlapStickStrike doujin, she's connected to the inside of her shell by the ankles.

>>37638739
this pic has a very depressing aura about it

>>37638828
thats actually really common
when most men look at porn they're usually focusing on the face over anything else
im the same

>>37638820
>Proceeds to slap your ass and ask you for another round without listening to you

>>37638698
I want to spray her with CO2, and then when the flames on her face fail to go out, empty a PKP extinguisher on her until she's a purple puppy.

>>37633384
Worship vampires.

>>37638911
can i pray for milk

>>37638858
Someone is getting cut off to just water.

>>37638858
God I would love being a waiter in MGC

>>37638858
>>37638939
me too, and I wouldn't mind the monsters getting very handsy as long as they tip well

>>37638939
>>37638948
Sluts

>>37638960
and? is that supposed to be bad?

>>37638968
yes
save yourself
monsters value virginity just like you do

>>37638968
Yes. Human boys must stay pure, chaste and innocent until marriage. And not show much skin.

>>37638257
Consent law in monsterlands is if a human has an erection.

>>37638986
But how will human boys skin their knees in the summer playing outside, attracting the attention of an older and caring monstergirl with ulterior purposes if they cannot wear shorts?

>>37638986
so be a slut, wear very revealing clothing and be very knowledgeable on how to make monsters squirt as hard as possible?

>>37633384

>>37638986
so until I reach 16?

>>37639027
You planning to marry at 16?

Help Wanted: Farmhands Needed
Must work well with others.

https://files.catbox.moe/ishrhq.png

>>37639036
its better to start early that late!

>>37639041
So you mean until you turn 10, right?

>>37639052
thats an even better idea!

>>37639041
With whom?

>>37639058
who do you think?

Japanese Goblin

>>37639069
Now available in all sorts of sizes

>>37639064
Your mom? Your Aunt? Your big sister? And there are like 120 species I'm not a soothsayer.

>>37639069
>>37639078
>*Insert Goblin Slayer joke here*

>>37639080
that old lady dark mage that licks her lip and touches me when I go over to her place and even offered me a job as an apprentice mage under her

>>37638387
Gonna resist arrest to see what happens
Purely as a joke, of course.

J-Pop song targeted to Single Monstergirls and or Yumejoshi Monstergirls I assume?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7AVA1e0qN4

I am going to pass a law that mandates that all monsters will be give state-mandated husbands
and maybe give preference to the older ones

>>37638816
Damn those Orckuza thugs, someone should teach them a lesson.

>>37639037
What was the point of uploading this to a 3rd party, image, hosting website when you could have just linked the guy's pixiv.

>>37639037
I thirst for Yak milk.

>>37639132
Not him, but it's more convenient to not have to log in.

When will dogs will learn their place beneath cats?

>>37639037
>milking herself
tragic, heartbreaking.

>>37639223

>>37639223
When will both learn their place beneath cows?

which species habitat the love hotel?

>>37639278

>>37639278

>>37639278
about half of the species that live in zipangu

Rabbit season!

>>37639341
But one is a cow

>>37639355
That is very rude to say

>>37639341

>>37638977
So I only need to marry one of the strong girls that gets their hands on me.

>>37639422
The slug has become a fish

>>37639355
>>37639355
>he hasn't seen the rare rabbit cow

>>37639438
Ahhh, she's driving me insane!

>>37639411
Yes, but make sure you feel genuine affection for them and not just lust. You could argue that she'd never be attracted to you if you weren't attracted to them, but it doesn't hurt to make sure

Gentle, concentual sex with monster girls who are usually rapey and aggressive!

>>37639479
>concentual
i think you need to go back to miss haku's grammar class

>>37639479
consent is hot

>>37639497
She lied to me.

>>37639507
no, you were too busy looking at her honkers

>>37639479
I want aggressive, bed-breaking sex with monster girls who are usually shy and polite.

Being seduced by a mindflayer who is barely using her flaying ability, and her slowly easing you in on the idea of being squided.
Her holding you tight as you suddenly feel slightly afraid of whats about to happen, only for those troubles to melt away with your sanity as she probes deep into your psyche.

>>37639479
All monster sex is always consensual because is not rape if he cums

>>37639522
Ah, the duality of man. Getting amazoned by a holst or something sounds nice.

>>37639531
I wouldn't even mind being a squid now, but I wish I got to be a big fuck off tentacle rape squid instead of the little waist hugger flayer husbands turn into.

>>37633384

>>37639593
it does make me wonder who's flaying who

>>37638911
No

>>37639593
disgusting

>>37639531
I could go for a brain massage.

>>37639632
it does sound nice

>>37639689
oh no my brains

>>37639742
Please, we can go bigger.

>>37639742
your horns? they still small!

>>37639809
What's wrong?

>>37618024
monberia is a nice mixture of bleak, stark scenery and cute girls

>>37639925
Lots of extra-layer mofu monsters.

>>37639809
>ywn flirt with the cute ceo of your work
>ywn watch your coworker spill her spaghetti talking to you
>ywn have that same coworker snap and rape you in the janitor's closet

>>37639925
I want to touch the tail of a silver fox commissar

>>37639925
It's too cold for my taste. I think I'll hide out somewhere warm so they MonGB can't find me

>>37639984
>POV: You have been found

Best girl.

>>37640048
i can't into megane

>>37640015
Game Over.
Mofu Ending.

Finally the itsuki-less kitsune

>>37640099
i think her pants fell off, how embarassing for her.

>>37640099
A human woman?!?

>>37640099
>>37640122

>>37640099
>Kitsune-tsuki tries to get her hands on a man
>He however is not spiritually gifted at all and is unable to see her true self
>He keeps rejecting her because "human women are icky"

>>37638816
>First one doesn't have a boyfriend and is relatively unbothered by it, but still feels a little bit jealous when she sees a couple on the street
>Second one doesn't have one either, and she doesn't cope well with this. Tries to act more reserved to hide the more brash aspects of her personality from boys
>Third one tries hard to hide the fact that she's utterly desperate for a husband, Uses alcohol to hide her insecurities
>Fourth one actually has a boyfriend, but hides this fact from her friends to avoid hurting their feelings.

>>37640099
>>37640170
>meet suspicious but nice human woman
>really hit it off with her and have a good time
>finally get the nerve to ask her out on a nice romantic date
>she is surprised at your forwardness
>so surprised, that you hear a poof and she sprouts fox ears and tails
wtf bros

>>37640251
Anon accidentally uncovering fox deception will always be amusing

Imagine monstergirls arguing and fighting about Fallout New Vegas factions:

https://youtu.be/SVh7uB3lPfc

How might that turn out?

Is like half the internet down for anyone else?

If I go into a monster girl town to slap a single mg’s ass with a means of escape(teleportation or otherwise) which species is most likely to give up the chase?

>>37640404
>Patrolling the Monjave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>>37640413
alice might forget

>>37640408
No, it's just you.
The gremlin is making her move

>>37640413
Even if they give up, I'm sure they'll just hire bounty hunters or something

>>37633384
Remember everyone, mating season for foxes is traditionally from December to February.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the most terrifying think you can imagine.
A lich in a puffy jacket.

>>37640516
i just think she thinks shes gonna drown

>>37640516
You lost me.

>>37640199
I'm something of a sharkfucker myself

I have noticed a theme in these threads
>hellhound
>fox
>vampire
>manticore
>orc
>ushi oni

Its almost like you guys want to be overpowered and raped...

>>37640516
Liches are just scary in general.

>>37640516
sounds terrifyingly cute, just like her

>>37640557
Haha so weird, who would want such a thing?

>>37640557
why a demure fox would never debase herself with something so crass as rape.
unless it's one of those red foxes.

>>37640557
I have no idea what you're talking about, anon. Hellhounds are good girls who are easy to train and even if you did get one of the bad ones, you could show her why humans are dominant with a rolled-up newspaper, spray bottle, or dog whistle. Just go out and meet one for yourself and you'll see

>>37640557
what is this, a list of monsters perfect for putting in fuck-stockades?
ushi-oni is, admittedly, a little on the tricky side

>>37640647
Just tie up all those spider legs and it's happy time

>>37640557
Preposterous. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my after-dark stroll through the alleys of the seedy underbelly of Monster City wearing revealing clothes and copious amounts of aphrodisiac laced cologne.

>>37640557
I just find them attractive okay?

>>37640743
i often like to imagine these point of view dating scenes with me kidnapped/restrained in the other chair.

>>37639983
>men too intimidated by her
>just a horrible case of resting bitch face
>spills her pelmeni whenever she talks to a boy, can only manage terse, single words
>has a habit of staring at cute boys, driving them away when they notice her glaring at them
>her tails are the only way to tell when she's really happy

>it's the holidays and everyone is having a wonderful merry time
>Except for one anon, who has spent his entire Christmas all alone
>Parents and family were out of the country for their celebrations except for the one anon because of his job that demanded him to stay
>Is suffering depression constantly
>Is lonely and trying to cry himself to sleep
>But now it is the New Year's and fireworks are going off
>Anon is terrified if fireworks
>His head is pounding and is crying blubbering mess
>His door opens and comes in a monstergirl
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>The monstergirl has come to save animon from misery and depression
>And be his girlfriend and help him makeup for holiday happiness he has missed so many times

What monstergirl did you pick?

>>37635483
Fairy would be weird. Imagine your mom who birthed you being the size of your hand.

>>37640557
There's a lot of us who prefer other kinds of monster girls. Those guys are just the most vocal and annoying.

>>37640557

>>37640886
>keeps reminding you about fairy milk
thanks mom

>>37641047
>Walks into Anon's house.
>Clamps tailpussy onto his face.
>Refuses to elaborate further.
>Leaves with Anon.

>>37640557
I can go either way.

>>37640557
what about sneks

>>37641109
>shrinks you down because she wants a hug from her son
thanks mom

>So theres this guy I know, names anon
>Nice guy, knows Bill, makes great pizza
>So one day anon says to me "Im gonna get me a maid."
>And im like "I dunno man, do you really nead one?"
>But Anon is as stubbon as he is nice, couldn't talk him out of it
>He then drops off the map for a month
>When he comes back he's got the biggest shit eating grin on his face, I tells ya
>I ask where he's been and he say's he ended up is some place that had these special maids girls call "kikamoray" or somthin
>I also asked whats with the feathers and the both said not wo worry about it
>Didn't think much about it till I ended up walkin in on him gettin a little frisky with the girl.
>Turns out he got a maid, but she does more that hous service if ya knows what I mean.
>So anyways, I decided the joke saying "where can I get one?" and I shit ya not, his girl tells me with the where I can.
>Hell she's eager about it, and not in the way Joey tries to sell ya cars.
>Anon keeps goin on about how everyone should be gettin one of those maids.
>I'm tellin ya Tony, Shit's crazy

You get a fox, you get a fox, you get a fox, and (You) get a fox!
Everyone in this thread gets a FREE fox!
Tell me, how are you gonna use yours?

>>37641172
Spooders > sneks

>>37641333
Excuse me miss kiki you appear to be out of uniform there. Think of the advertisers

>>37641333
>Kikki Shaves

Top Kiki

>>37639742
But how could I not stare at such big, beautiful eyes? Do you think monsters would also enjoy hearing that lie?

>>37639531
>>37639593
>>37639623
Imagine gathering harem of Mindflayer, Atlach-Nacha, Night Gaunt and Wendigo.

>>37641427
>big, beautiful eyes
I only like eyes with black sclera and bright irises

>>37641481
Like looking into the night sky to admire the moon.

>>37641336
I'm gonna love her and fluff her, and make her my wife! There will also be breeding, but that might be how she uses me.

>>37641481
Black sclera eyes are scary, once you make eye contact it's very hard to look away.

>>37641499
>once you make eye contact it's very hard to look away.
That's the best part.

Did you make lunch for your daughteru today?

Or maybe the best part is how much they'd enjoy being stared at?

>>37641569
>get too distracted by a demon's eyes to notice her guiding your hand to a contract
I swear it's like they don't play fair

>black clera with glowing red/amber eyes
So that's why I like apophis and demons. Now I get it.

>>37641499
Especially when these eyes are filled with love

>>37641641
The glow is a bonus, but the black and red/yellow combo is glorious by itself. I imagine many people wouldn't like it post-portal, but as for me? Muh.

>>37641622
If a succ looked me in the eyes, she would be able to guide my hands wherever she wants

>>37641569
>>37641622
>Mortals are so easy to fool, fufufu~

>>37641580
Every day, and on Fridays we get takeaways from MonDonalds.