/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37621118
Glorious thread!

I'm glad Rika's dead.

I want to grab Ange's chubby stomach. I want to sink my hands into her and pinch her fat. I
Fuck I lost track. I can barely concentrate while thinking about Ange's beautiful body. Honestly if she got too fat I'd put her on a diet and force her to do exercise, but as long as she's chubby I'm in heaven. I wonder if Ange being the perfect size translates to the Stakes. Well obviously Beelzebub.

>>37621118
I love this new archive.

Ryukishi unlocked a fetish in me for gothic outfits and smug witches :/

BIG Maria has a BIG sweaty loli ass

BIG Jessica's very sweaty ass in spats

Imagine being in BIG Jessica sweaty ass crack

>>37621173
I want to have sex with this shrine maiden

https://youtu.be/1uvSsuBk_60

Jessica is one of the least erotic characters in all of fiction. I will not elaborate.
Goodnight.

BIG Jessica crushing me in her sweaty armpit

>>37621488
(You)
>>37621529
(You)

Please, don't indulge so much in pornography. It's bad for your mental health and your time has more value than just that.

>>37621600
Give me three better things I can use my time for.

>>37621230
BIG ange chubby belly...

>037621591
Read the bottom of the OP
Everyone ignore this post

What's your fetish /07/?

>>37621230
Calm down, Battler.

>>37621631
TOUCH GRASS

TOUCH ANGE

Don't say the A-word anymore!

>>37621715
Cute humiliatee. What's this from?

>>37621651
I have a very strong fixation on large breasts. It is my one actual true fetish.
I could list off at least 20 others, but they are ultimately transient. Perhaps I read a hornypost that influenced me to find it hot or accidentally clicked on /d/ and saw something strangely fascinating. In the end such fetishes will return to nothing.
My fetish for large breasts goes all the way back to a scene from my childhood, permanently framed in my mind. All I will say is that I saw a girl on a TV screen with very large breasts and she served as my sexual awakening. There is a lot of porn of said girl but sadly I find it all unfapable. Quite funny how that works. I don't really find her attractive, just her chest.

I implore you, yes (You), to find your one actual true fetish. I'm sure you can find it. Go passed all of the meme fetishes that stuck to you and seek the truth.

>>37621759
>not knowing the best loli artist

https://exhentai.org/s/5d39eaea1b/534425-137

>>37621631
Didn't you have any dreams? Anything you wanted to achieve in your life. I know it might sound hypocritical because I'm here as well but seeing what majority of posts look like just makes me sad. I don't know you so you might be in fact a truly happy person but if you feel like you're not sure what's real anymore then please, consider my words. Modern world has many temptations and you should never lose control.

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>>37621778
Usually I can at least recognize the artist even if I don't remember their name/circle. But this is new territory for me. Thanks.

>>37621651
Thighs, along that stockings, tights, socks, legwear, pantyhose, all that shit.
Skirts kinda go with this too

>>37621651
SPH, cuckolding and humiliation.

>>37621806
I have a dream. I wish to become a god. I have wished this since childhood but sadly no magic pink witch ever granted my wish. I haven't a clue how to pursue my dream and kept being told by others to stop dreaming when I was a kid so I started to shut up about my dream. If I keep telling people that I will become a god they will call me insane or lock me up. If only I was a god I would be free to say such things without needing to face the consequences, but then that would defeat the purpose because my dream will already have been achieved.
I'm 25 and have made almost progress towards a dream I vividly remember already having when I was 6. Lacking any direction, I'm still stuck at level 1. I have no point of reference for what being god even means. I'm sure the one in the heavens who implanted such a desire within me is laughing his ass off right now. I want to be him, or at least be in the heavens myself to punch him in the face. Ironically I who wish to become more than human am possibly less than human, as I rot away as a NEET. I have never accomplished anything.
I have never done anything. The average toddler has accomplished infinite more things than me. I don't care about money. I don't care about intimacy. I don't care about anyone else. I don't care about this world. All I want is to become god. But sadly all I can do is struggle and hope that one day Lambdadelta will show up and tell me how one becomes a god. Without the point of reference I will keep hitting my head in the dark until I die of old age. Someone please save me already. Show me the way. And if the way doesn't exist, I will jump off a fucking bridge, assuming I have definitive 100% proof in red letters of course. And the same goes for the path itself. I want to be certain that doing X, Y and Z will make me god.
Naturally I find myself quite relating to Takano, and her idea of becoming god made me get attached to Higurashi like few other works of fiction.

Why am I so horny /07/?

>>37622091
Become a drawfag and draw porn. If you want to become a drawfag, take requests ITT until you get good. We will eat up even the shittiest of art.

Please behave in this ne thread. Please.

God FUCKING damn it where is my WTC dating sim?

>>37622107
Everything will be fine as long as the trash stays away. Thankfully if they do post our janny will remove them.

>>37622105
I can't draw, instead I'll jerk off to the horny posts in this thread

Umineko Project or 07th-mod? I already played the OG a while ago. I like how Umi Project looks, but I kinda miss NVL.

explain this

>>37622202

BIG Rena is hungry /07/...

>>37622202
My kids

Loli butt

Lambdadelta's bra is made up of two shrunken anons tied around her breasts with rope.
Lambdadelta's panties are made up of one very lucky anon tied around her waist.
Any questions?

>>37622257
The pantyanon is not shrunken like the bra-anons?

>>37622273
He is. I forgot to mention that.

>>37622229
Scary. I wouldn't even put a stick there.

>>37622291

Glorious thread so far! What a wonderful #tea party

(formerly alive)

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>>37621980
By god you mean being omnipotent?
Sadly, that might be against the rules of this world. At least in the current moment. But there might be a trick that gets you close like building a dream manipulator allowing you to simulate being your vision of a god.
Notice that to dream about something you must imagine how it would be like. You can easily imagine godly powers like flying, super-strength or things happening at your finger snap but can you imagine how to get those powers or the mechanism behind them? I think the purpose of chasing dreams is fulfilling things that are within limits of our imagination else... we can't dream them up.

What a happy family!

>>37622199
Umineko Project has a godawful retranslation made by a bunch of Russian trannies.

>>37622603
that doesn't matter, since it also has the WH translation.

>>37622229
Rena's tooth decay! The pathetic laziness of angsty teenage girl, too traumatized to bother brushing her teeth!

>>37622610
Sure, but it defaults to the tranny translation and 90% of people never bother checking, so they end up playing with it.

Stop being transphobic. It's not funny.

>>37622436
I hate how fan wikis tend to spoil character deaths in the cringiest way possible. Every time you check the article for a character that dies halfway through the story or somewhere in the 7th installment of a long ass series, the entire article is written in past tense. "Ashley was the daughter blablabla".

It's cringy and spoilerific.

>>37622636
Trannies are pedophobic. Anti-natural abominations hating on people who abide by God's wisdom and haven't been cucked by (((them))).

>>37622651
Stop being off-topic, wiki articles have nothing to do with 07th content

>>37622666
>Transphobic, homophobic, antisemitic, and casual use of /pol/ lingo
Wow I never thought I would meet a terrible person like you. Clean this post up janny!

Is Haruhi one of Lambda's other selves?

>>37622666
girls used to mature faster (mentally) 200 years ago. Today's 12 yo don't have the same mindset as their predecessors so there is nothing wrong with higher age of consent

Lambdadelta says that if I cum she will shrink me and tells me to consider my choice to do so very carefully. I don't care and start masturbating instantly. As I near orgasm she grabs my hand and knocks it away. Then she caresses my dick with her silky gloved hands and I go over the edge. My dick slips out of her hands as my body shrinks to half its original size. She says I'm still too big so she snaps her fingers and instantly my body reacts, cumming instantly. 1/4 size now as I hug her right leg. To me it's as big as tree trunk, but it's also soft like a pillow with her sock serving as the pillowcase. I rub my body against her leg like it's all that matters. Even after the first shrinking happened, or even before that, my fate was sealed. This is all that's left for me to do. I stain Lambda's right sock with my cum and shrink down to 1/8th. Lambda calls me a bad boy and picks me up. I'm so small that to her I'm like an action figure that can be picked up with a single hand. Wind rushes through me as I'm elevated instantly to Lambda's head level. Her head is so large compared to me it encompasses my entire field of view. Then she licks me. My entire body is covered in her saliva and suddenly I'm at 1/16th. Nothing is even coming out anymore, but orgasm triggers the shrinking all the same. Then I'm completely overcome by pleasure and shrunken down to 1/34th, 1/64th, 1/128th, 1/256th into nothing. Thank you for the pleasurable experience, Lambdadelta.

Reminder that she saved the village by throwing Rika's lifeless corpse down a well

>>37622743
Nobody is talking about the age of consent. This is about criminalizing the attraction itself, it doesn't involve any real life acts, so it doesn't matter how mature the girls are.

Now reply to me and don't ignore me like a faggot.

>>37622760
She's a faggot. She should've forced Satoko and Mion to fuck inside the cell.

>>37622743
>age of consent
That only matters because we've accepted that sex requires INFORMED consent. I'd say regular "yes or no" consent is all that matters, which any kid halfway through elementary can give. You don't have to understand everything about sex in order to have your cunny tickled. The idea that sexual acts (not necessarily penetration) are life-changing and potentially traumatizing is a feminist lie based on puritan ideas from 200 years ago. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy because we treat it like that. That's the only reason "informed consent" is necessary when regular consent should be more than enough. It's bullshit.

That said, the average person is a piece of shit and they'd definitely take advantage of the cunnies. If that's the reason, it's ok, but let's stop pretending there's something inherently wrong about it and admit that we only forbid it because of potentially ill-intentioned men.

If you think about it, 12yo lolis are the biggest cucks of all time. They are horny as fuck but the LAW forbids them from performing any sexual acts. It's the ultimate cuck: cucked by the state! So many cutes, forced to masturbate for years on end until they get out of middle school!

Goodnight I want to fuck Gertrude and Cornelia

>>37622792
She should have fucked Keiichi

Why are cute little girls so alluring?

>>37622878
If there was no law would you?

>>37622921
>Shocked him unconscious several times.
Maybe she did, considering she really wants to fuck a coma boy

I'm amused by Kamikashimashi's willingness to acknowledge Mion's complete uselessness.

Sextoko

>>37622989
S(hion)exual M(ion)lestation!

>>37622773
if by not being cucked you mean secretly masturbating to little girls then sure
btw pedophobic means hating children not hating pedophiles. That would be something akin of pedophilephobic

>>37622850
>I'd say regular "yes or no" consent is all that matters, which any kid halfway through elementary can give. You don't have to understand everything about sex in order to have your cunny tickled.
That's why no one starts seething when two 12 years old kids do it with themselves. The problem is when it involves adults. Take in mind that girls used to take on responsibilities and hardships of this world earlier and they could be as well considered adults. Nowadays, even though any kid can have access to the internet porn, they are overally more childish. The same factors that made modern times easier and safer, prolonged average kid's childhood, making them more vulnerable to manipulations
>The idea that sexual acts (not necessarily penetration) are life-changing and potentially traumatizing is a feminist lie based on puritan ideas from 200 years ago
That's just your biased opinion

Btw, I think I had the same disupute with you few months ago. Fyi, I like lolis. I just wanted to express my thoughts about why higher age of consent is logical.

>>37622905
Their shift isn't over yet, but they apprecate the sentiment anon.

i am a-afraid to post

>>37623147
Why? Lambda won't shrink you for something so minor.

>>37621904
I wish SPH was a more common fetish here, what I wouldn't give to watch lady lambda laugh at my tiny pecker

>>37623147
then try posting from inside Rosa's bra

>>37623239
Penis shrinking is more common at least

>>37623239
Remember, just as there's no excuse for being a manlet, there is no excuse for having a tiny penis.
Work on that anon.

>>37623166
>>37623240
so i went to vacations 2 weeks ago, the hotel was sited in a 'junglish' forest, 600hectares according to the map, just wanted to say how <good> would be that scenario for a murder mystery

>>37623343
That has nothing to do with the posts you replied and it's also off-topic.

Do you think Miyao has defined abs and a strong core from lugging a Gauntlet around all day

>>37623147
how is mistery off-topic?

>>37623147
was my post anyway

What a beautiful thread #tea sisters! The trash have yet to post in this golden land tier thread, truly we are blessed.

>>37623458
Maybe the trash killed themselves! What a wonderful #tea party!

How often did she

#tea
Directed by Chloe Ironside
Posted from her iPad

>>37623539
Do you think the witches bullied Natsuhi because she was a complete degenerate behind the scenes?

>>37623617
she enjoyed that big blacksmith cock

A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>37623539
But Natsuhi, he just died!

Something different today because I love this song and feel like jamming to it.
Don't you thing it's time we all let go of the fear inside
Open up our minds, understand each other
If we just decide to be as one, we'll set our spirits free
Let's get together now!
Let this be a time, we can always keep within our hearts
Fay beyond today, till the end of time
No longer a dream, peace and love becomes reality

>>37623665
Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!

>>37623717
Is that how Ciconia started?

>>37623689
For those that feel like jamming as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyx6WSDFdw

>>37623779
Yes. The Black newborns soon became the leaders of the African commonwealth

/07/ is dead...

I think Rena would make a bad mommy, but I would love her all the same

>>37624280
>I think Rena would make a bad mommy
Why is that? Ryukishi ranks Satoko followed by Rena as the top wife candidate, so they must rate quite high in parenting as well.

I met Erika at the gym. I was resting between doing sets of squats, when I saw her in the mirror. She was gazing at me mockingly, as if she was trying to make fun of the little weight I was working with. I tried to not pay her any attention and instead increased the volume of the Liberated Liberator I was listening to. My mind was focused on the next lift I was about to perform. "I will certainly beat my PR" I thought to myself while approaching the bar. Having put the weight on my shoulders I bent my knees. As soon as I reached the lowest point of the movement, I knew that I would fail. Even so, I put all my strength into my legs and glutes in an attempt to complete the rep. I threw another look in the mirror and there she was watching me struggle. Suddenly I felt the wave of rage fill me. I could not fail a set in front of this little rat. I let out a mighty roar as my trembling legs began to streighten up. Inch after inch I was rising the bar. "I can make it", a thought raced across my mind. But at this very moment the tension in my abdominal muscles must have been to overwhelming for my body to handle as I ripped a massive fart. Having lost my focus I dropped the bar onto the safeties of the squat rack. I failed the rep but what's worse I humiliated myself in front of Erika. I glanced at her quickly and saw her pointing at my to her friend while giggling under her nose. Embarrased I took all my stuff and left the gym. I am lying in bed in my home. I am too scared to come back. Should I just change gym at this point?

>>37618572
>>37621980
>>37624436
Creative mood?

>>37624390
Her schizo tendencies would probably pass onto me matrilineally. Plus she was a hoarder in her youth, an actual income would just enable that to be consumer goods instead of trash.
So I'd be a schizo with a schizo mom who acts distant and weird and culty at times, but I'd love her since she's both Rena and my mom.

>>37624486
He should be with the trash gone. We're #blessed

>>37622229

>>37624493
I guess you have a point. I mean Rena's son IS kinda autistic in Reiwa. But then again... he just has a diluted copy of Rena's characterdefining trait. Like everyone else. Original characters are overrated.

>>37624528
oh no, she's about to take anon home.

>>37624541
An adult hag Rena doing the autistic bunny hands pose would be cute in a mortifying way. I'd be embarrassed to be around her, but it's also cute!

Rena's child is autistic lie detector
Keiichi's child is autistic extrovert
Satoko's child is a bratty troll
Rika's child >implying anyone would fuck the meeper
What about Mion's child? What's Tamaki's inherited gag?

>>37624685
Being dumb.

>>37624699
Rude.

>>37624685
Tamaki's a bunny

>>37624685
Tamaki inherited being a the toilet of the village's elders. Although instead of getting drunk and railed, she's already stupid enough to trick her into having sex with them.

Alright everyone, Satoko's here.

>>37624857
Hurray!

>Satoko's daughter is LITERALLY a Lilja expy
>Mion's daughter is LITERALLY a Chloe expy
>Gou Satoko is LITERALLY Blueyao
What does it mean?

>>37624857
Go away, kid. Nobody wants your smelly rori arse around.

>>37624685
>Tamaki's inherited gag
So far her gag is that she's naive and really wants to have kids

>>37624685
Oblivious about boys

>>37624880
What the fuck take that back
Sakiko doesn't meow like a retard

>>37625014
Neither does Lilja, she's just on drugs the entire story. Give that bitch drugs and she'll do the same thing.

>>37624857
You must be tired of standing around, Please, come this way. I have prepared a seat for your smelly rori arse. My face.

>>37624685
>implying anyone would fuck the meeper
accidents happen

>>37625014
Lilja meows like a genius

>>37625134
Alright you can have that
But Sakiko does not meow in any way shape or form

>>37625129
an emplyee at tampon factory accidentally cummed at one of the tampons and Rika happened to use it

>>37625129
I hate it when that happens to me

>>37625166
Because there are no drugs in Hinamizawa.

>>37625200
How did boning THE rika chama happen, then?

>>37625129
How many times has this happened? How many ridiculous methods has Rika come up with to somehow end up getting ravished?

I've been gone from this thread for like a year. Have there been any news on Ciconia Phase 2 at all?

>>37625311
My gosh, anon. There were already 4 Phases!

>>37625408
Back in the early 2000's Ryukishi really would have been able to pump out 4 Phases in this span of time. He's getting old

>>37625441
instead he pumped out scripts for 2, perhaps 3 anime seasons and a short visual novel

Stop talking about pumping out things, anons.

The factory in Ciconia is not that of human machination but instead brought onto the Earth through alien evangelists trying to bring about a savior for the human race. New age spirituality searches for a techno-savior that will arrive in the atmosphere at the precise moment to save humanity, from which the factory itself can be considered a form of this savior. The 'Overlords' create forms of government that after they go to war and spiritually/financially crush the spirit of humans around the world because of the damage done, these 'saviors' will process a majority of humanity with their God Machine, an Antichrist consciousness if you will. The fabricated messiah will bring about heavenly "signs and lying wonders" (2 Thessalonians 2: 8-9). These can be postulated to be the discovery of man-made structures in the dimension of which Gauntlet Knights store their arsenal, a 'contact' scenario with the beings that created them, and perhaps advanced humanoids that have their advanced form of Gauntlet Knight technology that factions such as the Tibetan institute and Vier's lab reverse engineered.
The warning in 2 Thessalonians 2:03 says:
"Let no one deceive you in any way; because it will not come without the apostasy coming, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition [Apoleia; Apollyon, Apollo]".
In Revelation 17:08 the arrival of the Antichrist is also directly linked to the seed of Apollo, which reveals that the beast will rise from the abyss, and enter it:

"The beast that you have seen, was, and is not, and will ascend from the endless abyss and go to perdition [Apoleia, Apollo], and those who dwell on earth, those whose names are not written in the Book of Life from the foundation of the world, they will be amazed seeing the beast that was and is not, and yet is. "
This eschatologically clarifies that the Bible is a story of the ancient and future worlds struggling between the "seed" of the woman (Jesus) and that of the serpent. Make of this what you will.

Don't care, still not reading Ciconia

>143 posts
>50 IPs
That seems a little high, you people wouldn't happen to be switching VPNs are you?

>>37622666
Thank you for cleaning up the trash leak janny

>>37624528
Insta boner image.

>>37622701
>>37626640
dilate

>>37626496
VPNs are blocked on 4chan

>>37626700
*Sip* janny it appears the trash has decided to post. Please remove him so we may continue our #tea party

Do you really have to reset your IP every time you post?

>*Sip* janny it appears the trash has decided to post. Please remove him so we may continue our #tea party

I wish we could harvest the power of autism just like solar energy.

>>37626768
Just use Tuxler VPN

>>37626768
Nope, I'm just one of the many #tea posters sick of the garbage posting. Keep your conspiracy theories to yourself or else I may have to think your apart of the trash.
>>37626774
How ungraceful.

>>37626822
You're cute

>>37626832
Thank you fellow #tea connoisseur

I love this meeper's bangs

I love Lambdadelta

>>37627073
I love you

I want Lambda to shrink my entire body except for my dick and use me like a living sex toy

Dedicated to you.
My feelings are still here for you.

Why did a stub suddenly appear?

>>37627194
Anon, please locate a car tire, oil drum, or object of similar radius.
Hold it in front of your current dick.
Imagine the width of your current dick expanding to match the width of the car tire.
Imagine how ugly that would look.
Lady Lambdadelta would take one look at that 45 degree dick geometry and immediately start laughing so hard she forgets she was horny. She laughs so hard that Lady Bernkastel comes by to see what the matter is, and cracks at smile at your expense.
Imagine being laughed at by both witches because of your bizarre shrunken body dick geometry. Imagine, and please reconsider your silly fantasy.

>>37627234
Fine mom
I'll just have Lambda shrink me normally a put me in her panties like normal

>>37627200
Thank you anon, that's very sweet of you. There's a reason we all come back here again and again.

>>37627200
He would hate you if he knew faggot

Why is there a bunch of garbage in the new OP?

>>37627340
Pull the plug, Eva-obaasan!

>>37627200
I shouldn't be laughing but I am. Maybe if you rp as Erika you can be his gay lover. Well wishes to you anon.

I dedicate this post to tegakifemanon. I want to sex her.

>>37627401
>Being delusional and pretending a guy is a girl instead of just admitting you're gay
Creepy bastard.

>>37627271
>>37627392
Wait who is this dedicated to? I thought it was meant for me?

>>37627409
The evidence is all there. You just have no love.

>>37627413
It's that Satoko posting dude who regretted wishing for the Sperg to die for the past few weeks and fell in love with him while he was waiting for him to come back. More importantly, who are you?
>>37627416
Creep.

>>37627413
Who are you?

>>37627419
>>37627420
I am anonymous, he said he dedicated it to you and I thought he meant me. Regardless that shit is hilarious if it's true better love story then twilight

>>37627420
Quoting.

>>37627437
Why?

>>37627446
Are you quoting.

>>37627435
It's true, you can even check the previous threads by clicking on the OPs/going through the archives.

>>37627481
Do you think love can bloom in these horrible threads?

Why doesn't this franchise have more paizuri-only doujins?

Rena = Saber
Mion = Rin
Rikachrist = Sakura
Satoko = Illya

By that logic, Sotsugou is the Illya spinoff

>>37625857
pumping kanon's cute benis!

The gang of four...

>>37627890
D'aw little Meow is so cute.

>>37624857
I instantly genuflect and I kiss her knees

>>37625129
I warned you about slipping.

>>37627890
i like the one on the right

who is to blame for THIS?

>>37628150
Objectively Bernkastel herself

>>37628150
Me, I slipped while bringing it to her

The empty chair saying morning

>>37628155
>>37628168
are you trying to be funny or what

>>37628217
I am not trying.

I can't believe anon was turned into a chair because he called Lambdadelta fat

>>37628155
why did you add objectively there wtf does that even mean

>>37628240
Imagine thinking you can get WTC when you can't even get a simple sentence like that one, lol!

>>37628251
no like "Bernkastel herself" works just fine whats the point of saying objectively i dont understand

>>37628168
how is she going to punish you for that?

>>37628240
Would you rather I use the word "unironically"?

>>37628259
Why are you so dumb? By using "objectively" there's no doubt that Bernkastel didn't do it.
>>37628268
I bet he would understand it then.

VN with Ushiromiya Ange as the main character. Who are the potential love interests to pursue and ultimately fuck?

>>37628261
She's going to curse me with eternal slippery gajooks. Now I will just keep slipping for all eternity.
It's more nightmarish than it sounds, you're forced into an existence were you've fallen and can't get up, forever.

>>37628275
objectively =/= certainly

>>37628294
Yes, "objectively" is more proper in this case.
Get some english reading comprehension, anon.

I want to objectively stick my dick inside Lambdadelta

>>37628312
No, you're using it wrong.

>>37628301
no it isnt
objectivity refers to the absolute truth which is unknown in this case
you're talking as if you're bern herself that's the only way "objectively" would be proper in this case

I objectively had sex with Lambdadelta already

>favorite Ciconia character
>are you an ESL (be honest)

>>37628318
Yes, it was Bernkastel. Are you going to keep crying about it?

>>37628328
Meow.
No.

>>37628328
Chloe
ESL and yet also an EOP, a truly cursed existence.

>>37628349
>yet also an EOP
So you don't have a mother tongue.

>>37628331
just admit ur wrong bruhg

>>37628366
I objectively wasn't.

>>37628360
Not quite. I have spent the last ten years doing nothing but posting on an English-speaking imageboard. I pretty much forgot my native language such that I tried visiting a thread about my cunt in /int/ and had trouble understanding anything. This fact makes it impossible for me to stop being a NEET, as the world around me speaks in a language I don't know anymore.

>>37628387
Your post made me very sad.

Subjective

>>37628373
cope esl
>>37628387
the FUCK?? last time i checked the human brain cant forget the mother language that easy, you just need to go outside for once

>>37628415
Nice "no u".
It's easily*, btw.
Pay attention in class and stop using new ips to post.

>>37628423
>seething
u mad bruv??

>>37628445
Keep crying, esl.

>>37628454
Nice "no u".
Not an ESL, btw.
Pay attention to my posts and stop hiding the fact you're not an ESL.

>>37628461
>>Nice "no u".
Took a page from your book, now shut up and stop crying, it's getting annoying.
At least you didn't make any mistakes this time.

>>37628466
>seething
u mad bruv??

>>37628387
Honestly it's already hard to be an ESL when no one around you speaks english or even mocks you for doing so.

>>37628328
>(be honest)
Who would ever lie about that? I'd rather pretend to be an ESL than the other way around.

>>37628328
Ooishi
Yes

>>37628279
>VN with Ushiromiya Ange as the main character.
Bro you just described Umineko.

>>37628499
Bro, did you like Umineko?

>>37628499
I mean like an eroge with choices

>>37628477
>mocks you for doing so.
why wouldnt they do that when youre speaking a foreign language like some weirdo instead of the proper one

>>37628501
I wouldn't be here otherwise, now would I?
>>37628504
Oh in that case the love interests are easy: Amakusa. Who else? All her friends (family) are dead.

>>37628515
You're based, bro.

>>37628279
Sakutaro (/ss/ route)
Mammon (yuri route)
Lambdadelta and Bernkastel (futa rape route)

>>37628506
I'm not speaking to them in that language
It's also considered to be valuable in this ass backwards shithole, I don't get it. All our dubs are terrible too.

Your favourite character.
Your sexual orientation.

>>37628545
>Lambdadelta
>straight, even though I like futanari

>>37628551
>straight, even though I'm gay
What?

>>37628545
Satoko
Straight

>>37628545
Satoko
gay

>>37628545
Bernkastel
Bisexual

>>37628545
Lucifer
Straight

>>37628584
So are you the one behind the trap Bern stuff last thread? That was very hot.

I tell you, not a single bernfag that doesn't like dick

>>37628609
I made some of these posts, yeah. But I like giving dick, not sucking or taking it.

>>37628545
Satoko
Gay

>>37628580
>>37628623
How the fuck? Do you pretend Satoko is a boy? I don't understand.

>>37628545
Satoko
gay
>>37628628
We Satokchads just like cock, son.

>>37628628
Maybe it's a female (not really it's more like someone who doesn't like Satoko)

>>37628628
Satoko becoming an insane yandere in Sotsugou made lots of homosexuals like her, since they see themsleves in her.
The fact that she becomes a powerful witch helps, too.

>>37628595
Sauce in high res?

>>37628545
Miyao
Straight

Why is it that anonymous imageboard users feel so compelled to share personal details about themselves so much? Surveyposting should not be this effective.

Boing

>>37628799
Yeah it's not much different from posting ROLL images. Why are they forbidden again?

>>37628799
It's not like they're 100% accurate, in fact anon I think people are joking a little bit and lying

>>37624813
Kanon if he real

>>37628545
Ooishi
I am not sure, maybe bisexual.

>>37629314
How can you not know so something so simple? Just ask yourself if you like women and then ask yourself if you like men. Use those results to determine your sexuality.

>>37629328
I am not into real men, but I enjoy some 2d men.
I don't know, anon, I'm so confused.

>>37629339
>I enjoy 2D men
That means if you also like women you are bisexual and if not you're gay. It's that simple. The first part doesn't matter. The 3D world doesn't matter.

>>37629357
>The 3D world doesn't matter.
It matters a lot. We live in it.

>>37629364
I don't

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94626159
I don't know if I like this one

>>37629379
What is it?

>>37629370
Oh, anon...

>>37629384
Satoko being open

>>37629384
lesbians

You know, the more I think about "Higu in modern times" concept of kid manga, the less I like it. It just doesn't feel as tense as 80s version due to the intertent and mobile phones being wildly available.
OG Higurashi was good BECAUSE the whole "inescapable isolation" feeling

>>37629411
Imagine a village becoming insane out of the blue and its residents killing each other, television and the internet wouldn't shut up about it, ever

Going swimming with Bern and Lambda but they are wearing boy swimsuits. They actually turned themselves into cute boys in order to be able to walk around shirtless in a SFW environment. But then they take out the swimsuits they were originally planning on wearing and tell you to pick one. The catch is that you'll be turned into a girl and forced to wear the swimsuit you pick. So what will it be, Lambda's <cute> and <pop> swimsuit or Bern's gloomy and yet sexy swimsuit?

>>37629716
I just kill myself in front of them

>>37629716
Turn 360 degrees and walk away. I'm not interested in this gayshit. I'm only into female witches.

>>37623717
>>>37623665
>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>37623665
>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>37623717
>>>>37623665
>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>37623665
>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>37623717
>>>>>37623665
>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>37623665
>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>37623665
>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>37623665
>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

O HMY GOD HES BACK TEASISTERS WHAT THE FUCK CALL THE JANNY NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW AIIIIIIIE STOP SPAMMIGN STOPS TOSP NOOOOOOOO MY GLORIOUS THREADIRINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>>>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

tea sisters...

>>>>>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>37630181
>>>>>>>>>>>>>37623717
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>>>Every female there gives birth to a cute mixed race baby 9 months later!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>37623665
>>>>>>>>>>>>A group of Somalian refugees crash land on the island during the storm. What changes?

>>37629411
Kinda, but it's still a backwater village so I'd be surprised if they have good connection everywhere.
And honestly, higurashi wouldn't change much if it was set in modern times too desu.

>>37630338
>if they have good connection everywhere.
I think that a mafia hideout would have good connection, for practical purposes.
But then again, if it doesn't serve the plot...

So if the internet and mobile phones exist, why is Rika unaware of the curse happening last year?

>>37629379
I don't know either. I got the impression it's kinda dark. First time I've ever even seen 悪堕ち tag on dlsite.
>satoko wants to voluntarily drop out of st. lucia
>rika doesn't allow her to return to hinamizawa
>instead she violates her grown-up tits and hairy cunt to stop her

>>37629411
>>37629427
>>37630338
>>37630412
It's still an isolated village in the mountains.
It's easy to temporarily cut off from the outside world by barricading a few road chokepoints and cutting the phone lines plus other accompanying data cables. Literally the exact same as in original Higurashi,

>>37630438
She's the meeper.

>>37630594
They could have this massive mobile signal giving thingie that I don't know the name of

>>37630616
It's a BTS. Base transceiver station.
But did you somehow miss the point about CUTTING OFF THE PHONE LINES?
Literally nothing changes there.

>>37630641
How would you cut off all of the phone lines in the modern times without anyone noticing, though? It would require a lot of cooperation.

>>37630594
Ok, phone and TV are gone. Fine.
Do you assume all the kids and young adults are dumb enough to not provide an internet signal for themselves? It's so easy to do, even young Satoko could've done that

>>37630641
>Literally nothing changes there.
And I do mean that quite literally - they could probably cut the exact same cables as in 1983, plus a bunch of newer ones installed beside them.

>>37630654
Oh, but the entire village would notice. I'm just saying a Tokyo-like organization could completely cut it off from the outside world if the plot demands that

>>37630656
Nope, all terrestrial data communications could be cut.
Satellite phones and internet aren't exactly common, though right now we're on the verge of a paradigm shift with cheap high-speed LEO internet satellite constellations about to become a thing.

>>37630751
>if the plot demands that
Oh, of course. Tokyo probably has the material needed to pull that off, anyway

Lambda making that absolutely retarded and off-putting vacuum face as she sucks your dick

>>37630714

>>37631043
I'm surprised my Cornelia edit is still getting mileage. Almost makes me want to make another one.

>>37631064
Your edits were the funniest stuff I saw back then. I salvaged one of them for layers and made >>37631043

Why is Enje making such a face?

>>37630714
Cornelia.

>>37631620
Wrong. It's Ange.

>>37631648
No it's clearly Cornelia you utter buffoon.

>>37631657
Wrong. This is Cornelia.

>>37630656
>Do you assume all the kids and young adults are dumb enough to not provide an internet signal for themselves? It's so easy to do, even young Satoko could've done that
I love this genius post too much.

Please tell me how you're going to "provide an internet signal" for yourself in Hinamizawa (or anywhere for that matter) when all terrestrial connections are cut.

You look at your phone. The cell network signal strength is the same as usual but it can't identify any service providers. DoCoMo, KDDI, SoftBank, wtf why are they all down? That's because the BTS can't connect anywhere, not even the local telephone exchange. You can't call anyone, not even a friend standing right next to you. There is no provider that recognizes your subscriber number. Oh well, emergency numbers work even without a SIM card, right? You try calling the local emergency numbers. 119, 110, even 118 for the lulz. But you don't even get a tone. It's dead, Jim. I don't even need to mention that any kind of mobile data connection built on top mobile phone connections is just as dead, do I?
What next? Are you going to try a local cafe's free wifi like the goddamn genius you are? Run home and check the PC? Maybe you'll get it working with your leet haxxor skills. systemctl restart network! ipconfig /renew! Nope. You can try every single RJ45 socket in the village and they're all dead. They might connect to a local switch or router in the same building but they'll never reach any ISP gateway.
Bonus: Hinamizawa's physical location would probably even prevent radio amateurs from setting up any meaningful duplex connections the outside world. It's a pretty deep valley with lush forested mountainsides on all sides for maximum signal attenuation at any frequency.

Seriously.
Everyone should at least have a basic understanding of how vulnerable your modern way of life is.
It's easy to cut off internet (and/or electricity) from an area in the event of a civil war, terrorist attack, Tokyo operation, or something comparable. Extremely easy with dead-end towns like Hinamizawa that don't have a lot of connections crisscrossing through them. And there's nothing the victims can do in the short term, except live with it or leave. And the physical location of Hinamizawa makes physical movement easy to prevent.

>>37631675
That's Miyao.

>>37631682
You aren't funny.

derp thread

>>37631689
I literally am.

I want to travel back in time to 2009.

Where is Tegakianon?

>>37631679
Wonder what that anon meant by "provide an internet signal". Maybe setting up a wifi-hotspot with his Iphone?

>>37631679
Not him, but your post made me think; Would the disappearance of signal in an area as large as that be noticed by outside factors, like perfercture administrators and whatnot?
>Everyone should at least have a basic understanding of how vulnerable your modern way of life is.
Oh you don't have to tell me, if anons lived in a country where you are forced to join the army, they would have already known this. Get drafted to a remote place, then during winter you will understand exaxtly how easy it is for communications to be destroyed.

>>37631713
I love this objectively funny anon!

Which WTC should I draw giving paizuri?

>>37631838
Eua giving paizuri to lusty BATTLER

>>37631787
Take Rokkenjimu for example, cutting the phone lines was enough to completely liberate the island from the rest of the world.

>>37631857
Yeah, but that was in 1986, and it was a private island, so it's easy to cut them off.

>>37631787
>Would the disappearance of signal in an area as large as that be noticed by outside factors
Yes. Internet/cell service providers would immediately know and dispatch repair workers.
And they would have to inform local authorities if the disruption is large enough to warrant that, which depends on local regulations. But governments usually don't directly monitor the state of phone/internet networks.

>>37631838
Rosa giving paizuri while wearing her bra

>>37631888
Now I imagined a story where Takano tries to gass the village only for the village to be flooded with out-of-breath portly administrators looking at Rika Furude's mangled corpse.

It took a little longer than expected, but finally I've completed my Battler/Dlanor lewdfic! As requested previously, here is the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35566852
I hope you enjoy it! And hopefully I didn't fuck up writing Dlanor too hard.

>>37630594
>>37629411
If there's ever a wide local blackout I'd assume other people outside the effected area would notice almost immediately if the year is closer to ours. There probably gonna be some hashtag like #Himazawadown? or something from relatives or workers that are in connection to himazwa the moment they have a local blackout of internet. Plus I assume mobile data exist in japan

>>37631838
Satoko giving paizuri to Battler

>>37631838
Rosa and aged-up Maria

>>37631933
>>37631888
My house was once out of service for a whole week and nobody noticed.

>>37632008
Your house isn't an entire village that had a simultaneous unplanned stoppage of connection

>>37632008
Oh, they noticed.

>>37631933
>Plus I assume mobile data exist in japan
Oh no, another genius. What part of "cutting the phone lines" didn't you understand?

Cutting the phone lines, big deal, even Rika could do it

>>37632176
>even Rika could do it
...you sure?

>>37632194
Absolutely sure?

>>37632194
Eventually.

>>37632194
>>37632215
I'm sure she'll get it right eventually.

>>37632240
Bet you she had to ask Hanyuu to perform ancient demon alien magic to cut the lines

>>37632132
not a genius, just considering the modernization of the village to account that's all

>>37632288
>not a genius
Yeah, no shit

>>37632257
Cream puff head is the only thing more useless than the meeper.
You cannot expect any help from her.

>>37632318
Hey, I didn't say that Hanyuu succeeded, but her hilariously retared efforts at cutting the line inspired Rika to actually do it. After 100 years of trying of course

>>37632333
What'd be Satoko's approach? Cracking open Rika's skull to use the sharp bones as surrogate knifes?

>>37632315
You seem hostile? I thought you were part of the #tea posters

>>37632371
Satoko would just move faster than the speed of light and capture the signals the phones would send through the lines with her adorable fingers.

>>37632403
Or she would cry and ask Keiichi to do it for her, only to strangle him with the leftover afterwards.

>>37632418
Keiichi would be too busy monologuing about the power lines being thick or funny-shaped or something, which would cause Satoko to kill herself out of boredom

>>37632371
Satoko would spend at least 34 loops investigating the telephone infrastructure of Hinamizawa, memorizing every cable ditch and telephone pole. Eventually she would have figured out the workings of the entire system in her own weird way. Then she decides she can just grab a pair of bolt cutters, sever all the cables coming into the valley and cover the spots with traps.

>>37632132
The biggest issue with cutting Hinamizawa off in the modern era is doing so unnoticed.
Cutting the physical lines is easy enough, but the mobile network is a lot harder.
I won't claim to have intimate knowledge on the state of the cell phone network in Japan, but I imagine that you'd need to shut down all towers that could potentially service the village, which would be quickly noticed by the surrounding communities, such as Okinomiya. People would end up really suspicious if something big ends up happening in Hinamizawa while the entire network was out, and it would be really difficult to cover it all up.

>>37632465
Just throw an emp at Hinamizawa, anon.

Day 144 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>37632471
NON ANON WAIT THAT'S NOT AN EM-

I'm surprised r07 didn't make any mysteries set in a spacestation or a colony, that's easy to cut off and you can make more shit up since anything can exist by that point

>>37632602
uohhhh

>>37632602

Any pailolis in this franchise?

>>37632465
>Cutting the physical lines is easy enough, but the mobile network is a lot harder.
Those are literally the same thing you... you... double meeper.

How the fuck do you think cell towers transmit the data to/from the telephone/internet networks? Messenger pigeons carrying punch cards? Magic maybe? Don't have to shut down a single BTS. Just cut the phone cables coming into the valley. Read >>37631679

>>37632662
Or just cut the wi-fi / Wlan cables.

>>37632683
I love this smart meeper.

>>37632373
There's a certain threshold of retardation I can stomach before I lash out at the source of said retardation.

>>37632730
I dunno why you find it retarded, I know you wanna flex those network knowledge but I still stand by the point that it won't be that easy to cut off a place completely including government facilities without a fast reaction, they may have backups of those lines or some alternative that prevents that sort of incidents

>>37632662
That assumes that there's only a single tower that could reach Hinamizawa, and that it's situated near Hinamizawa.
What if, for instance, the closest tower is actually in Okinomiya, or if there's other towers within reach in other directions from Hinamizawa, which aren't dependant on Hinamizawa's digital infrastructure? Are you gonna kill all of those, which would be noticed by a large group of people outside of the village? The signal has no borders, you can't easily cut off only the Hinamizawans.
Good coverage relies on spreading out the network, and that makes it a lot harder to cut off a single village without drawing undue attention.

>>37632804
That* network knowledge.

>>37632804
passive agrressive bitchboy

>>37632818
thanks beato
>>37632833
take it as you will

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TURN ME INTO A STATUE. SAVE ME BERNK-

...

>>37632880
BIG statue

>I'm gonna put BIG before anything remotely off-topic to appear funny XD
>le BIG telephone cables
>BIG government agents watching my internet 'cause I'm a BIG autist
You're not funny. Worse than Italianon.

1000 years later

>>37632971
What, no bird poop?

>>37632971
I will save her.

>>37632957

>>37632971
I already know what to do, TAKE THIS

>>37632978
BIG saviour.

>>37632993
>>37632997

>>37633017
God, I want to headpat Bern so much, but I know it can't end well.

>>37631838
Bern but naizuri instead

>>37633031
Try it.

>>37633040
She doesn't actually exist, so I can't.

>>37632995
Good job, retard. You really did save her.

>>37633053

>>37633058
all in a days work