/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37615165
what did I do this time, ms, dark elf?

You can't lay a finger on me for the virginity law! I'm a married man!

>>37615181
You walked in public without your virginity license. Fortunately you won't need it anymore.

>>37615210
It's illegal not to have sex with your wife

>>37615245
time to run away to get raped harder after I made this donut muncher break one hell of a sweat

>>37615165
Big friendly dog

>>37615248
I'm well aware of the law, officer, as is my wife.
She makes sure to rape me daily and I have been sent to ER for pelvic fractures twice this week

>>37615165
why are u in my house?

Lamias do not have asses. I'm sorry. They just don't. No, I don't care what images you can pull up of them with human asses; those pictures are false and do not count. They look infinitely better without human asses or that silly thigh gap. I'm sorry, but it's just fact. Please be understanding, okay! I'm sorry if this upsets ass guys.

They defecate and urinate out a cloaca at the end of their tail, and their vagina is in the typical human position. So they have clean vaginas free from piss and shit particles. Clean sex with lamias. No worries of rotten fish smell when you down on a lamia. Their vaginas are perfect and smell perfect. Very lewd, tight, and slimy. Good for sex. And if you're a stink freak, you can use the hole at the end of the tail, but why use stink hole when you can use clean, breeding hole that allows for perfect, missionary sex and look deep into her eyes and make-out with her?

You can disagree, but just know that you are wrong if you do. That's all I wanted to say.

Lamias are love. Have a good day, anons!

>>37615339
Based

>>37615339
Spiders

>>37615339
I agree, but they definitely do have chubby bellies for molesting
snakes should be FAT

>>37615181
Making false 911 calls. "Ligma" is not a medical emergency.

>>37615165
Bugger off officer. My wife said I'm an independent man and allowed me to walk wherever I want.

>>37615507
i never said that, my neighbor sugma did tho

>"good morning, master!"

>>37615573
Cute kot maid to snuggle with.

>>37615165
All I did was call the mayor old

I've stumbled upon this:
https://twitter.com/fantagysugaku1/status/1260575169225142273
リリムのデルエラのスペルが「Druella」になっているのを見かけた。Druellaの読みは「ドゥルーエラ」みたいなんだが（ハリポタ世界にはドゥルーエラ・ロジエールというキャラがいる）、どういう経緯でこのスペルがあてられたんだろう。Druだと「デル」にはならんよなー
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英語訳がある『魔物娘図鑑 Ⅰ』を読み返してみたが、デルエラの名がないなあ。公式英訳が起源じゃないのか。
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デルエラのスペリングでDeruellaという表記も確認した。やはりDruellaは公式じゃなくて、「デルエラ」の音に近い（ドゥルーエラ）西洋・ヨーロッパ系の既存の人名をあてた感じみたいねえ。
Machine translation:
I saw Lilim's Delera spelled "Druella". Druella's reading is like "Druella" (there is a character called Druella Rozier in the Harry Potter world), but how did this spell come about? Dru doesn't become "Dell"
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I read back "Monster Musume Encyclopedia Ⅰ " which has an English translation, but there is no name for Delera. Isn't it the official English translation?
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I also confirmed the notation Deruella in the spelling of Delera. After all, Druella is not official, and it seems to be a name of an existing Western / European person who is close to the sound of "Delella".

Has KC ever given official spelling for her name? I also found picrel and while it is written in a fictional script it does look like a pseudo-latin alphabet (heard someone once describe it as a kana-latin hybrid).
Druella's statue first 4 letters look like "D" "E" "R" and "U" and you can see the "D" "E" "R" letters on Deonora's statue too. The fifth one looks like an "L" but it could also be "E" if you look closely. The sixth one looks illegible though, if it's even suppossed to be a letter. This seems to suggests that Deruella is the intended spelling.

>>37615573
I do not recommend searching for sauce on that... girl.

>>37615573
Anon that girl has a penis.

>>37615573
I ain't paying a maid so unless she does it for free she's got the wrong house.

Where can I find a Kiki?

>>37615897
You don't
Kiki finds you

>>37615897
In your darkest hour, she arrives.

>>37615915
>>37615937
What? So one day, I’ll wake up and find a Kiki near me? How do I make sure is way taller and thick

>>37615976
In her darkest hour, the height and width arrive.

>>37615897
Kikis are naturally attracted to hardbass.

>>37616109
So blast it, wear an adidas styled suit and put outside a whole crate of vodka?

>>37615573
I like cats with cow genetics

>>37616155
i got u something better

>>37616351
does she purr or moo when you milk her

>>37616351
That much kot could break a man

>>37616395
Mayhaps but I desire it and more.

>>37616395
and what a way to go that would be

>>37615165

>>37616470

>>37616436
ahhh I don't like cheshires but I like this one aieeee
extra thick with a sundress and summer hat
this is one of her pranks isn't it?
she's not really a cow, she's just got balloons under that dress

>>37616501
nope, this is what happens after cheshire san's spotlight got stolen by those darn clowns. She ate too much holst icecream while sulking

>>37616155
What about other species with cow genes?

>>37616532
IswearIdon'tlikecheshires IswearIdon'tlikecheshires IswearIdon'tlikecheshires IswearIdon'tlikecheshires

>>37616556
A cowlim that just wants the simple life?
Excellent....that or she's a degenerate that's into cow play and that's also fine.

>>37615165
>do some minor crime to get arrested by that cute dark elf cop
>she was out sick that day
>instead get busted by officer ushi who can’t help but salivate at what she’s gonna do to you
whoops

>>37616532
If I replace Druella's daily gallon of icecream with holst icecream, will I get >>37616556 ?

>>37616617
yes in a week and after a month, she'll start mooing every so often

>>37616556
lizard cow

>>37615165

>>37616686
>womb tattoo on such dark skin
Why does that make the pp big

>>37616640
Is that how holsts achieve a cultural victory?

>>37616703
its is a very slow yet ever-present march towards TOTAL GLOBAL LACATCTION!

>>37616696
it's a nice spot colour that makes for a good contrast

>>37616763
What a tiny cow

>>37615976
>>37616050
>It's dinner time
>You are trying to open a can of beans, but can't find your can opener
>Someone kicks down your door
>A tall, thick kikimora soaking wet from the rain outside yet furiously blushing, stands on the doorway
>"I-IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR, I HAVE ARRIVED"
>Before you even open your mouth, she dashes to your kitchen, and cuts open the can
>You are not sure how she did that, it is as if she tore into it with her bare hands
>She turns to face you, panting and sweating as she almost drools at your sight
>You are married seconds later
Remember anons, the standards for your "darkest hour" drop dramatically as your to-be savior ages

>>37616775
sorry, i bring full sized cow now

>>37616763
>"Soon, all other monsters will be cows for us, it will be they who occupy the fields and stalls while we enjoy our dominion over creation."
>"I-I mean, mooooo, does hubby need some milk?"

birb

>>37616686
>"Ohohoho! A mortal wishes to partake in the milk of kings? Far worthier men than you have sought it and come up dry, what makes you think a peasant will fare any better?"
>"Dragonmilk is not for the likes of you, farmer. Beg all you like, you will never even catch sight of these udder-"
>"N-no, wait, don't go! I'm so full, gods, j-just beg me some more, I swear I'll relent-"
>"Me, beg? W-what are you saying, I will not do it, I will not! Not even for those strong, calloused hands- oh, maou..."

>>37616763
Even the elves are in on it now!!

>>37616858
Birb talons excite me.

>>37616556
Also good

>>37616918
Would you look at those flame sacs

>Fat-chested freaks getting uppity again

>>37616942
god I want to be stuffed into a sweater between two massive milktanks

>>37616935
elves were already cows since long ago

>>37616962
and what ya gonna do about babey gote?

>>37616962
Hnnngh
Damn swimsuits.

>>37616962

>>37617089
My neighbor bapho-san is trying out her old outfit form when she was young!

>>37617054
Probably just continue to post them as some vehemently anti-loli anons have stated that every such post makes them hopelessly seethe.

>>37616962
Looks like someone wants to get full nelson'd again

>>37616858
Are for breeding

>>37617157
How do centaurs feel about saddles?
One one hand, they prevent direct contact between the rider and the mount, making them akin to condoms
On the other hand, they might be considered a sort of kinky BSDM equipment, with the spurs and bridle

>>37616686
>mwoo~

>>37617256
how many cow subspecies are there?

>>37617256
>Tiddy Greenworm that doesn't use stinky smokes
Aaaaaand now I'm considering making them a Papillon.

>>37617336
holy fuck, that is amazing for some reason

>>37615937
>one day you just wake up to kiki who acts like she was always your maid
Hm, there are certain other species that act is a suspiciously similiar manner

>>37617336
>having the head blow you while you drink some tasty milk
yes

>>37616830
>no evil cow wife that wants to make the world a milk farm
>and you are it’s farmer

>>37617567
>The biggest mistake the world ever made was assuming that holstaurs would be content to simply eat grass and be milked.

>>37616763
But when everyone is a cow, no-one will be! This is madness!

>>37617614
good point but big titty make pp hard

>>37617567
>>37617599
>You convince her that outbreeding the other monsters is the easiest way
>By the time she's had your 5th daughter she completely forgets about her evil plans

>>37615165

Walking in the winter wonderland!

>>37616858
i agree

>>37617647
You may stop this cow but another will take her place!
The global dairy project can only be delayed, not halted.

>>37617730
>its a serect society of cows that controll the world
>one moo at a time

>>37617730
complete global saturation

>>37617723
Is that a chipmunk? She's very cute.

>>37617076
What about them?

>>37616858

>>37617758
Soon they will control it all.

>>37617770
>Eh? What do you mean my shirt is too small? I just bought it!
>Also, did you know that new ice cream place is doing a special membership program? You start getting half off if you buy enough, I love the place so I've been going there a lot recently.

Me want birby owl milky, how to get it if me dumb dumb ?

>>37617933
why would you ruin something so great
it went from good to ew
you cannot be forgiven

>>37617968
pretty messed up they took the flower out of her hair

>>37617968
>>37617933
this is why everyone hates the sabbath
flatties are just jealous of big tits whereas cows want to spread their gift

>>37617995
i didnt even notice that part
not only is the sabbath responsible for various crimes against humanity but they have now stolen an innocent maids flower

I return! Part 2 of the Monberian Jinko saga is up. Anon gets an opportunity to visit his country again, but Belaymek seems oddly opposed to the idea.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35548354

This chunk turned out to be longer than I thought. I'll make a third part to finish the story off, probably going to be shorter than the other segments.

>>37618024
oh sweet, i loved the first part.

>>37617933
>>37617968
Left
>Big
>Unbalanced form
>Must move carefully to avoid knocking down priceless vases
>Can't fit in many places
>Not easy to lift

Right
>Small
>Pleasingly smooth, lithe form
>Agile and nimble, her light step brimming with youth
>Can clean even the tightest, most compact spaces in your house
>Easy to pick up and fuck on every table, wall, and counter available

>>37618004
the sabbaths a lot of things but jealous isn't one of them.

>>37617726
This berd is missing her fun parts

>>37618024
The messiah! He returns!

Thanks magus, love your work

>>37617933
>>37617968
Here, much better.
>>37618024
Cool, I shall get to reading later today.

>>37616135
>not gopnik squatting
Your plan was almost perfect. Almost.

>>37615165

>>37618257
thats a damn given, with the heels touching the ground as well

>>37616470
What species of mamano would often befriend each other? Natural, intuitive friendships like night gaunts with shogs, creeping coins with dragons, and kraken and scylla (and most mamano that live underwater).

>>37618084
the one on the right is a child
no

>>37618320
Oni and P'orc

>>37615165

>>37617933
i'll allow it only on one condition:
the boobs stay.

>>37618332
>the one on the right is a child
UOOHHH

What is the cost of kiki maid ?

>>37618413
she does it for free

>>37618332
Foolish human. They are the same age
>>37618356
It's funny that you think you get to have conditions
>>37618210
This just demonstrates overwhelming power and allure of the Baphomet

>>37618430
Ok then what is the trap ?
how can i repay her without selling my soul ?

>>37618413
>>37618442
a liter of semen when you are asleep

>>37618440
lolis are the most dangerous, untrustworthy and evil type of monsters that exist in this world

>>37618465
I see, fair and square but i would rather like to be awake, i hope she will be ok with that

>>37618481
Because you will get to jail if you have picture of them ?

>>37618492
that and they wish to take away from this world rather add to it

>>37618481
That seems rather flattering. Hehehehe...flatter

>”put the pussy in a sarcophagus, you say?”
>”ufufufu, you won’t last four seconds, boy!”

>>37618549
Charon!

>>37618775
I believe in lilim Supremacy

>>37618775
los patas de un vieja que no salia de su castillo

>>37618775
Good, but I've seen better

>>37618024
Is good kot

How do I defeat the triumvirate of sleepsheep, winegoat and small goat in headbutt fight?

>>37618938
Use your head, grasshopper.

>>37618938
smack a dead tree until you make it with your head and contuine until you have a head harder than steel

>>37617968
Calm down son

>>37618864
Likewise

>>37618964
>anon does this
>he does this a couple times until he’s knocked out cold
>local monsters are confused and concerned about this strange man
You’re gonna wake up in a bed being pampered by a monster who thinks you’re retarded

>>37618938
Have you tried not sucking?

>>37619076
They'll be correct in their belief by the time he's done, but Anon will be the strongest.

>>37619155
I'm going to smack this little shit

>>37619195
That's probably what she wants.

>>37619218
Then i'm going to do everything she doesn't want to do so she gets very needy and clingly. That will teach her.

I want to be used as her throne.

>>37619076
you just gotta tell her you want to win the headbutting competition, she'll understan

>>37619245
>Anon starts doing whatever Gazer tells him to do
>Effectively becomes conditioned to follow her suggestions without question
>Ends up completely susceptible to her hypnosis
Now go defeat the goat trio from >>37618938. Don't come back until you succeed.

Oh, and cum in your pants after every defeat.

>>37618024
Oh boy, Legitwho's Manticore story and now this, great times.

>>37619251
>>37619006
>>37618775
Every fucking thread, and then people wonder why we hit the image limit so soon

>>37618210
>mesugaki not so smug after being megamorphosized

>>37615165

>>37619309
>explain the competition you want to win
>she now thinks your super retarded and makes you stay in bed
>but since you want to win, you just sneak out and go back to the tree
>she finds you again at the tree passed out from training
>get put back in bed
How many times would this cycle repeat before she goes yan and chains you to the bed?

I saw a tweet recently on Japanese mge twitter that noted some of MGE's most popular designs were ones unique to the series, with the examples he used being Gazer, Jabberwock, and Shoggoth. Definitely feels right

>>37619665
Which designs aren't unique to the series?

>>37619714
The more common ones, werecats/wolves/rabbits, succubi, oni, etc

>>37619730
Well, duh, they are too generic to bad noticable

>Born on monster girl farm
>Going through rebellious phase
>Don’t wanna be babied by the holsts and drink their milk
>Don’t wanna take a nap with the weresheep
>Don’t wanna work with the minos and have they joke how short I am, because I’m not even that small I’m 5’10”
>Don’t wanna drink wine with the goats they always tease me about not being able to handle my drink
>Don’t wanna mud wrestle with the p’orcs, they cheat and pig pile me
>Don’t wanna hang out in the barn with the werecats, cause they think I can’t get a girl and catch rodent girls for me to fuck
>Sneak cig from smoke hobo mom’s pack and go outside
>Try smoking but inhale wrong sending me coughing and sputtering
>Werewolf girl from the forest shows up on the other side of the fence
>Tells me I should follow her
>As long as it isn’t this dumb farm
>Takes me to her pack’s cave
>Get pounced on by meaty cc werewolves
>They ask me if my mom ever taught me not to follow strange girls in the middle of the night
>No, in fact she encouraged it
>They dote on me now saying how cute and stupid I am
>And then they rape me

>>37619665
Understandable, of course the more mainstream gals are nothing to brush off either. Cheshire is a unique in this regard, she's both a cat and something unique from another ip. But no where else does she exist in this form, and add on top of that the lorebuilding beyond what KC envisioned by the community.

>>37619832
Good end

>>37619878
>lorebuilding beyond what KC envisioned by the community.
Cheshire Cat threadcanon is basically the worst thing about her, and furthermore she is probably the MG most damaged by threadcanon.

>>37619832
>>Don’t wanna hang out in the barn with the werecats, cause they think I can’t get a girl and catch rodent girls for me to fuck
>Anon stomps away from the barn, yelling that he doesn't need their help
>The werecats sigh and let go of the poor ratgirl's legs
>The ratgirl sighs too

>>37619832
paradise in both sides, I would sneak out for the wolves to have som fun with me at night and sneak back into the barn to have some fun in the farm

>>37618084
Little one can't reach the top shelves. She loses points for that.

>>37619928
That's the great part about it, it's not official, if you don't like what anons make up about her you are free to disregard it. I personally like it, if it weren't for the thread cannon, I probably would have ignored her for the most part.

>>37619980
She just levitates, duh.
Pay no mind to any upskirts.

>>37618084
>>not easy to lift
for fucking weaklings thats who!

What monster would rape you but apologize immediately after

It's completely safe to take a nap deep in the wilderness full of ferocious monsters. Monsters may be rapists but they aren't so crass as to disturb a peacefully sleeping man.

>>37620059
even I sleep in some dragons bed?

>>37620059
So I'm good to just lie against a tree and nap? Nothing'll go wrong?

>>37620054
Like you, yes.

I think all pear-shaped monstergirl lolis should wear minimal clothing.

>>37620055
Bunyip. Lesser Succubus, as well as other recently transformed girls.

And most MGs would probably apologize if you started crying.

>>37620070
Bit rude to just barge in and sleep in someone else's bed.
If you sleep in someone else's bed you automatically consent to being used as a daki.

Who is the bigger chuuni, Kuroferuru or Shirokuto?

>>37620059
>manticore sneaks up on a guy
>she is getting ready to unleash the best on this guy’s pelvis
>she jumps in front of him and begins her pre-rape speech
>she stops midway when she sees that he is sleeping
>well shucks, no rape for her today
Yep it works, just be warned that they might take a nap with you

>>37619998
>if you don't like what anons make up about her you are free to disregard it
Not quite. It's impossible to have a conversation about a Cheshire cat without someone interjecting with some thread canon meme shit.
KC was actually confused when someone asked him about Cheshire teasing because they only tease the specific man they like, westerners just ruin the monster girl. The only 2 good bits of Cheshire writing are the official doujin and the translated fan story from KC's site.

>>37620138
what if they not there? and I pretend to be a love doll

>>37620142
Kuro, obviously. Dark powers increase the level of chuuni. And Kuro tries to at least hide her age, while Shiro makes no effort to disguise her granny talk.

>>37620059
This is true. Monsters cannot rape you if you are under the covers, so just carry a blanket around with you and hide under it whenever monsters attempts to turn you into a cum pump

You are a slight recluse, living in the wilderness. Theres a village about a two miles away that you get food and stuff from which is only accessable on foot. One night, well after midnight, you get home from one of your supply runs, finding a monster has decided to make herself comfy in your home and is currently lying in your bed waiting for you to come back so she can properly greet you as your new wife. Which monster is it/would you want it to be, and what do you do?

>>37620213
Grizzly, she needs a daki for hibernation, as do I

>>37620213
Ocelomeh
Get ridden into the ground and then cuddle afterwards, hopefully

>>37620151
>translated fan story from KC's site.
LINK
NOW

>>37615165

>>37620213
Wendigo, she devours your food supply first then falls asleep in your sleeping bag

>>37620138
i am willing to endure that fate, as long she cooks for me

>>37620099
>I think all … monstergirl … should wear minimal clothing.
Fixed

>>37620352
Disagree. Suits are hot, as are a lot of uniforms and others kinds of clothes. Bikinis and all that leave little to the imaginiation

Why isn't there a single story about these gals?

>>37620213
Akaname.
>let her lick me clean
>spend the next hour in pound town
>let her lick me clean again
Gandharva and Owl mage would be my second and third choice though. Very comfy, those two.

>>37620416
These umbrellas need more fan art, why are there hardly any of her

>>37619630
It only matters that you're free for the competition.

>>37620273
https://pastebin.com/k5qhx7UD

>>37620352
disagree as well, sometimes its hotter too imagine what's underneath it all, also the best outifts are the ones that cover all but show off all the curves as well as the ones just accent the good parts without revealing anything

>>37620416
Do karakasa have to sleep standing up or can they close the umbrella?

>>37620457
Thank you kindly.

I had it filed under my Cheshire Cat folder instead of my folder for fan stories. Now I have it (properly) copied under both.

>>37620059
so its okay to sleep completely exposed, no cover, no pants, no clothes, right in the den of the most dangerous monster without a care in the world?

>>37620055
Bunyips also sprang to my mind first, but ironically I can also see alps doing it.

>>37620416
I'd do it but
>I'm retired from anything longer than a greentext short
>Based on my experiences, writing a greentext short for a particular fetish, even if it is one I have, and even if the thread doesn't actively oppose it, is a waste because nobody cares

>>37620603
They are gonna think you are cold and cuddle you.

>>37620059
>monster sees a guy napping
>no smell of a woman on him, he's single
>just sleep next to him, so when he wakes up at the same time as you that means you're married

>>37620629
really, they wouldn't rape me in my sleep? then wahts the point!

>>37620213
>Breaking, entering, and announcing herself as my wife
Doesn't matter who it is, that's a brooming. I'd probably make an exception if her life or health were in danger and she was trying to thank me for the stolen shelter or something instead, in which case I'd want the usual eel, smart cow, or blue succ. Pyrow would also fit well with the situation, though.

>>37620677
>monster walks by a napping anon
>frowns and then turns, she's not going to rape a man in his sleep
>as she walks away, anon leaps up and starts yelling at her, much to her surprise
>"I was right there! Completely vulnerable and exposed! I've been waiting hours for a monster to come and rape me! What kind of monsters are you people?"
>Grabs anon and rapes him mercilessly

Reminder that elves are the best wives.

>>37620416
Huh, I didn't remember her looking this good. Did her profile get updated?

>>37620744
this is why the young generation of monsters are trash, always so damn nice and saying sorry too many damn times, they are monsters for christ sake, they should act like it

Do I touch the cow, or does the cow touch me?

>>37620751
and maids

>>37620744
>it's not the same now
I will pout and cross my arms the entire time to let her know she ruined the mood

>>37620751
Elves are the best at not being the best at anything.

>>37620475
Patrician taste.

>>37620907
>>37620840
>keeps apologising while raping you
>"hmph"
>"It's not the same now"
>"you ruined it"
>she gets off slowly, leaves you
>go back home, disappointed
>what kind of monster leaves a man mid-rape?
>go to your pc to post on 4mon about how mamono don't know what they're doing these days
>hear a crash
>turn around, monster behind you
>it's the one from earlier
>throws you to the ground and rapes you for real
>feel great happiness

>>37620386
>>37620475
However in the case of bottom heavy little girls everything is the good parts, so to highlight it all they need micro bikinis, mini dresses or tiny lingerie.

>>37620807
It does look nicer than I remember

>>37620930
Wrong.

>>37621168
I need to nibble those ears!

You a foxfucker?

>>37618938
>Anon’s head isn’t dense enough to shatter steel
I bet you notice when monsters are flirting too

>>37620416
HOW DO THEY TAKE SHOWERS

>>37615248
well i guess that makes it easy to start my career as a criminal.

>>37621330
You hold her upside down.

>>37621330
the water comes from the floor

>>37621330
Tongue bath (hers or yours)

>>37615842
They call that a tail anon alps need to update their terminology

I love my lich wife!

I summon Wormy!

>>37621330
Shower handset.

>>37621389
She is here

want scarecrow gf

I summon queen robutt!

>>37621517
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4

>>37621517
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE NOT GUILTY

>>37621413
Wait, somethings not quite right....

>>37621284
Unabashedly, yes.
What does this have to do with anything?

>>37621644
Ah, a fellow patrician.

>>37621284
>>37621284
>>37621284
and if I say yes?

>>37621598
Smoke

>>37621284
The fuckiest. That particular fox is particularly nice, too.

What is she trying to tell me...?

>>37621662
think she wants you to kiss and molest her FAT tail

>>37621662
Judging from the perfect shape of that tail I can only assume she wants me to make smores with her tail. Too bad she seems to have trouble making embers instead, but I'll deal.

If a monster who knew you inside and out (from stalking, soulmates fuckshit, etc) was to set out to seduce you in a bar, what would she wear?

>>37621693
a nun outfit that really hugs her curves

>>37621693
A bodysuit with fishnets

>>37621662
She's telling you to go get a fire extinguisher because she's on fire and it probably hurts quite a lot. You should put it out before she suffers any permanent injuries.

>>37621662
face on the tail

>>37621662
A fat ass for breeding

>>37621693
A slightly too tight business suit, with a pencil skirt and she's wearing halfmoon glasses.
I'd spill my spaghetti for any tall woman wearing that.

>>37621693
A thin white blouse with a lacy red or black bra visible through the fabric, a leather skirt just above the knee, pantyhose or stockings with ZR, and heels. No need to slut it up too hard, just flirt hard and let me imagine.

>>37621693
A copper hat diving suit

>>37621693
Something with short sleeves to present her thick arms better.

>>37620416
I blame this one for lack of MGE stories and fanart

lmao manwhores

>>37621843
hey, I do it for free!

I need small girls with big fluff.

>>37621799
Kogasa is so perfect, isn't she?

>>37616763
She'll take you on a ride on her cart.

Need beeg wolf ass on my face

>>37621884

>>37621884
Found the rataslut.

>>37615165
Choose.

>>37621906
>neogeo
she's fucking OLD

>>37621517
Get raped, manslut

>>37619824
I think he means ones that were original designs not based around any existing monster design.
There's a definite cultural expectation about what a succubus or catgirl looks like but there isn't really a standard for shoggoth girls or jabberwocks.

>>37621951
>The truth is, she's even older than that
>She heard neo-geo is what the young'uns are playing nowadays and thought it would help her fit in

>>37619953
Rats were made to be captured and bred

>>37619832
i'd go to the big city and see what I can do!

>>37621919
I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

>>37621960
god mgq looks so fucking ugly sometimes

>>37621760
>A fat ass for breeding
This but with a younger salamander

>>37621998
>cc hag monster wants a young man
>knows that young men like videogames
>gets into that stuff, buys consoles, clothing and accessories
>one "problem", is that she's not up to date
>her game consoles are actually arcade machines
>wardrobe now looks like an 80's gaming catalogue
>house sounds like a retro mall

Imagine that, good lord I'd marry her in a heartbeat.
>"Hey anon I just bought this Daytona game, you wanna play?"

>>37621997
Society needs to embrace the true, original design of cherubim:

>Ezekiel 1:5–11 (ESV): 5And from the midst of it came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance: they had a human likeness, 6but each had four faces, and each of them had four wings. 7Their legs were straight, and the soles of their feet were like the sole of a calf’s foot. And they sparkled like burnished bronze. 8Under their wings on their four sides they had human hands. And the four had their faces and their wings thus: 9their wings touched one another. Each one of them went straight forward, without turning as they went. 10As for the likeness of their faces, each had a human face. The four had the face of a lion on the right side, the four had the face of an ox on the left side, and the four had the face of an eagle. 11Such were their faces. And their wings were spread out above. Each creature had two wings, each of which touched the wing of another, while two covered their bodies.

Miss me with that weak baby faced renaissance shit

>>37622047
Shit oh fuck shit, not Daytona
I can't believe I want to fuck a hag now

>>37622071
Makes you just want to tell her let's go away to your bedroom

>>37622058
This is who stands beside you Orderfags, hope you enjoy fucking that while I get ridden by my loving manticore wife

>>37622045
Anon please.
ALL salamanders are for breeding.

>>37622058
Maybe we can compromise.

>>37622071
>>37622088
imagine meeting her at a bar for the first time
>chatting away, you don't seem all that interested in her
>her phone goes off, one of her employees or something
>DAYTOOOONAAAAAAA
>DAYTOOOOOONAAAAAAAAA
>LET'S GO AWAY
>go away with her back to her house

Tell me why you don't trust foxes

>>37621284
Yes.

>>37622047
>>37622071
>>37622088
>hags now know how to get the young boytoys they all want
>vans with retro games are all arounfd the city now
>arcades are opening back at an alarming rate filled to the brim with retro games

>>37617758
>the cowncil

>>37622114
I've had fun picking on poor Emet-Selch in Endwalker so far

>>37622150
Yeah not Korean ones.

>>37622174
that is a stupid sabbath conspiracy that they use to claim to be endangered

>>37622150
i need more stories/art of monster girls drugging their victims

>>37622162
>The arcades are not built at random
>Hags will carefully research their quarry and build a perfect collection for him
>Several times you've had to drag away one of your friends away from one, only to have them return on their own never be seen again (as a single man)
>You are on your way home when you hear it
>A song, not a single piece but a mix of loud synth tracks blending together
>Music from your childhood
>Your feet drag you to your destiny
>The lights blinding, the music stronger, doors open invitingly
>A fluffy tailed cashier smiling at you
>This is your arcade
>It was built for you

>>37622219
got a scenario you'd like to see?

>>37622162
>The Arcade is now the place to be, not for meeting girls your age, but for flirting with old ladies
>Playing some fuckin Daytona
>Hag sits next to you
>"If I win this next race, you're mine"
>easy game, you'll put this old lady in her place for sure
>get absolutely smoked
>go away with her

>>37622150
They're masters of disguise.

>>37622174
Milkuminati.

>>37622058
>And they became pregnant, and they bare great giants, whose height was three hundred ells: Who consumed all the acquisitions of men. And when men could no longer sustain them, the giants turned against them and devoured mankind. And they began to sin against birds, and beasts, and reptiles, and fish, and to devour one another's flesh, and drink the blood.

>>37622238
Yeah, hoping to write about it myself. Her slipping something in his drink at a bar/pub is good, i like the idea of that. Especially if its someone he already knew, and she takes him away to 'safety'.
That or something like a manticore just straight up jamming one of her spines in his leg and cuddling him into her in a way that stops him from being able to say anything about it.

Hot 17 year old ladies in your local area!

>>37620650
Monster logic is weird

>>37622307
>17
Sorry too young, I need a lady at least in her late 20's

Why are monsters so clingy?

>>37622307
I am cliking on the ad cause I know they wont be 17! Its great way to find monsters way older than me

>>37622307
not legal. stay away

>>37622246
Whoops, how’d this happen?

>>37622367
FUCKING YUKARI!!!! THAT OLD HAG!!!

>>37622307
>hot
very much so
>17
not true at all, I heard her using slang from the victorian era

>>37622307
Which MG would look the best in Shimakaze's outfit?

>>37622441
Alp

>>37622441
jabberwock, cheshire, alp, gazer, and pyrow

>>37622387
She’s natively a fox, after all. In that her humanoid appearance is entirely up to Yukari’s whims.
Maybe she wanted more portable mofu.
>I’m taking my fox and leaving

>>37622441
Loli Wight

>tfw ywn hear a monster talk dirty to you in posh high class victorian era English

>>37622474
>jabberwock
lmao
>cheshire
I can see kinda
>alp
Good
>gazer
She could do it better than jabberwock
>pyrow
Very well

>>37622575
the pudge would make the cosplay better in my opinion

>>37622441
familar

>>37622441
Alp

I thought cats hunt snakes

>>37622180
"If I'm thin it's because Emet-Selch didn't do a proper job."

>>37622134
i will never be as passionate about anything as the announcer was about rolling starts

I think someone is trying to contact me now.
https://i.imgur.com/CUUJ88c.png

>>37623000
trips confirm
>They call me Mr. Hag

>>37623000
your old and smelly

>>37618024
Thanks magoose, haven't read it yet but I'm sure it's gonna be good

>>37622150
If you let them in the house they'll urinate on everything to mark it as theirs. I don't want to deal with that.

Cute monstergirl feet

>>37623093
>biting enthusiast
Biting, or being bitten?

>>37623124
i think it's who commissioned it but i'm not super familiar with the artists habits

Big meaty claws

>>37623174
>Furshit

>>37623174
Dumb lizard, biting her own tail!

>>37622441
Alp

>>37623191
Huh? I don't see a snout or anything, am I blind?

Horny monstergirls trying to convince you to buy them as slaves.

>>37623236
rather try to convince a rich monster to buy me

realistically what is this difference between an alp and a succubus if the alp has a year or two with their husband? how can you even tell the difference

>>37623231
Just cause I hate furshit doesnt mean I'm OK with violence against them

>>37623236
Horny monsters trying to convince THEMSELVES to by YOU as a slave.

>>37623253
>how can you even tell the difference
Horn sweep and habitual stutter.

>>37623191
is it? i see no snout

>>37623292
horn sweep? like the shape?

>>37621693
Refined but very lewd clothes like the ones you see many elves wear.

>>37623305
horn shape's not a real thing to determine that

>>37619832
now all he has to do is tame those wolves and he just made a few new guard and shepherd dogs for the farm.
what a proficient anon

>>37615165

>>37620336

>>37623305
No, the way they curve. Succubi have theirs curve up, alps curve down. This explanation is actually bullshit because the profile girl isn't necessarily representative of an entire species. Not like it really if the alp is already married.

>>37623321
Refined but very lewd clothes are good stuff

>>37623253
Physically they should be indistinguishable, especially considering they give birth to regular Succubi. It's hard to tell with the behavior, since you could have an Alp acting very feminine or a tomboyish "vanilla" Succ that shares her husband's interests. Or you could just ask.

>>37623378
A compromise has been made. The Wendigo will not devour Anon's provisions, in return he'll share the secret of cooked stretchy anime meat.

>>37623253
There isn’t really a big one you’d have to ask probably

Anyone else waiting for a MGE Touhou crossover? Fanfic, even a bit more art if nothing else.

>>37623563
Not really, why?

>>37623577
Because it seems so obvious. One of the oldest Japanese MGE video series is a Monster-fied Aya with two Yukkuris discussing Monster Girls.

>>37623563
It seems there's touhou crossover fir a lot of things.

>>37623563
what would yukari be?

>>37623645
Lilim probably

>>37616935
Can't argue with that logic.

>>37623645
Herself

I-is that a … a…. A MALE boy?
I must sniff *sniifffffffff*
Oh no oh god I- I- I’m gonna…
I’m gonna coom. I’m gonna coom again! I’m cooming! AaAAAAaggGHHHH
I’m gonna- AAAAHHHHHH

>>37623595
Wat

>>37623660
ewwwww, no wonder its raining on me. fuck I gotta bathe in the river to clean myself off

>>37623660
>A MALE boy
As opposed to female boy?

>>37623721
coomer bird not so smart, please understand

>>37623660
why do I feel it gets worse with age with jubs

>>37623721
maybe she's just into hunks not twinks

>>37623808
They're dumb when they're young, imagine when their minds start slipping. I suppose monsters probably age more gracefully than that, though.

>>37615165
Give big boob monsters and cows a certificate or voucher for Breast Reduction Surgery

>>37623877
>said the no fun allowed bapho granny

>>37623877
Ah, a fan of gag gifts.

>>37623721
anal in the ass

If you're cold, they're also cold. Let them in your be- house, let them into your house...

>>37623957
Bug tummy! Bug tummy!

Well, what is it?

>>37624054
i want gazer chan to wear a nun outfit!

>>37623957
I dunno, I don't like spiders but I thi k I should buddy up with one of them to keep the other creepy crawlies out. This isn't a damn soup kitchen.