/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37592538
i need a shog that looks this slick

>>37592538
>For a shog
how fucking dare you
all shogs look sharp

There no way she fits under the christmas tree

>>37592538
Did she assimilate aad hatter or something? Also, post Kikis in butler uniforms.

The Automaton Villains have arrived

I stand corrected, the thread was going to die soon.

>>37592564
Of course not, she's the angel on top. They use a reinforced steel tree.

>>37592577
>breaks into prison to see wife
truly an inspiration for us all

>>37592564
need pudgy jabberwock hag gf in my life

>>37592563
I did not insult Shogs, I just said her sharp looks stand out even in comparison to other Shogs.

>>37592421
The profile notes that it's not specifically that their fur doesn't get wet (though I would imagine its at least somewhat water repellent), but that the mana flowing through it enables it to maintain a fluffy feel no matter how wet it gets. Their fur is a point of pride for the bunyip.

>>37592577
Poor alps.

>>37592624
Their fault for not praying the gay away.

>>37592577
>virginity dies in darkness
fucking lol, those damn chunnis

>>37592577
that automaton speedran getting to her husband by clipping out of the factory he was meant to find her in on an adventure in his late 20s. She then loadwarped to his house and fucked him. This saved about 87082 hours.

>>37592616
>pours tea onto the tray
>the cup somehow fills up
shoggy always knows the best tricks

Remember to take care of that cute delinquent in your class. The most important is to make sure comes to school and nag her if she tries to skip or sleep through class. If she gets mad just remind her you'd like her to get into college with you

>>37592538

>>37592729
>tfw you dropped out of college

>>37592729
College is for loosers.

>>37592806
Isn't it great that husband delivery services also bring food?

>kiki keeps spilling hot tea into my lap
>always insists on "cleaning it up" by rubbing the stain into my clothes or trying to suck it out
>don't even like tea that much
Fuck this, I'm hiring the coffee shog. I'll send this one to the maid dump tomorrow.

>>37592823
oh no, no wonder they sent me to hagville's worst projects where men get raped just for showing a bit of ankle and the uniform is extra skimpy

>>37592571
Ace Combat 7 is Automaton abuse and ryona.

Now that I realize it. Playing Ace Combat 7 in MGE would be offensive and racist to Automaton mamono. Much in the same way as playing Doom would be offensive and racist to any demon girls living in succubi-centric Demon Realms and the Royal Makai.

>>37592873
What about H-Doom?

>>37592840
>another volunteer resident of hagville
Enjoy your stay

>>37592884
Might not be "racist" or too offensive. But it might be considered rude, crass and immature to monstergirls because of how unattractive and ugly it makes demon girls look..

>>37592920
I will, but I will never say and it will never bo on video for alll to see how much of a slut I am for hags

>>37592873
>Playing Ace Combat 7 in MGE would be offensive and racist to Automaton mamono
>automaton wife catches you playe ace combat
>you have to give her semen reparations until she forgives you

>>37592942
>I will never say and it will never bo on video for alll to see how much of a slut I am for hags
Anon...I'm sorry but that's in the goody bag for your hag wedding

>>37592873
Gonna blast At Doom's Gate when driving through demon neighborhoods

I'm pretty sure demon mamano would NOT, in fact, be offended about vidya of dispatching man-killing horrors
otoh, using the pretense for leverage? very likely

>>37592938
>HDoom
>rude, crass and immature to monstergirls because of how unattractive and ugly it makes demon girls look..
What?

>>37592571
>>37592873
>>37592993
>Ace Combat 7 is offensive and racist to automatons

Indeed it is.

And think about. Mission 19, Operation Daredevil in Ace Combat 7 is of course an awesome level where you take down the Arsenal Bird. And I'm sure we can all agree the music where the Arsenal Bird's shields go down as you're destroying it is plain kino and great.

But in the MGE world and for MGE Automaton? That is not just ryona, that is guro or full on snuff film or Deep Web Red Room shit. Poor Arsenal Bird-chan, as you are tearing her propellers and her defensive measures. Also for some reasons unknown, Gremlins are also offended by Ace Combat 7. I don't know why, any reasons why though?

Would a Yeti be offended by Skifree? Surely Yetis wouldn't chase skiers down a mountain to violate them or anything

>>37593248
It's the skier's own fault if he didn't dress up warm enough.

>>37593248
Sounds more like a white horn thing to me. Yetis are nice, deergirls just pretend to be.

>>37592873
i don't care, if they are fun to play, they fun to play

>>37593339
>White Horn with 4 skis on her hooves
>not only that, staying upright and chasing a skier down a mountain
A sight to behold in Winterstown!

>>37593368
No anon. That there sounds like Anti-Civil activity. Anti-Civil activity and wrong think is not tolerated in succubi-centric Demon Realms. I have now reported to you Civil Protection for wrong think and subversion.

>>37593424
>anti-civil activity
yeah yeah yeah, all they gonna do is talk my ears off about somethings that make my head hurt to listen to, and I'll jus zone out about tits and milk

>>37593424
Snitches are bitches.

>>37593424
and what they gonna do? edjewmacate me? with that there city slicker talk?

>>37593424
I have twelve fully automatic realm silver firearms hidden throughout my home and five tons of high-explosive manabomb material. I am ungovernable.

>>37593339
Do whitehorns get more aggressive when their velvet is shedding off their antlers?

>>37593403
>slime going down the beginner slope in a saucer sled
>absolutely sloshed because she’s full of antifreeze

>>37593424
And? all they gonna become is more cattle for my farm made up of city slicker monsters

>>37592538

>>37593455
>>37593487
>>37593512
>>37593571
>Minutes later, monster police are now storming the apartment complex anti-civil anon is living in
>the city wide public announcement voice booms
>"Attention Residents, this block contains potential civil infection. Inform. Co-operate. Assemble."

>>37593627
thank god, i dont live there anymore

>>37593649
>Anon is on the run
>"Attention Protection Teams: Status Evasion in progress in this community. Respond. Isolate. Inquire."

>>37593681
thanks to good old shoggy, I live everywhere and nowhere and everywhere in between

>>37593166
low-res pixelated graphics. Or whatever type of graphics you call the old-ass Doom Engine does. Does not make most characters look that good or attractive. I will shit talk anyone who somehow faps to characters in such low quality aged graphics.

>should I make your pulse rise? Or…
>STOP. Ehehehe~

>>37593721
You have a Shoggoth wife, yet you claim to have a harem of "cattle" in your farm? PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE. You cannot have a "cattle harem" in your farm while claiming you have a shoggoth wife. Those things are incompatible.

Therefore, you are talking mad shit out of your ass and will be arrested soon enough by authorities. You sorry excuse of a hipster and or "anarchist."

>>37593768

>>37593681
>anon is always right there to bop them on the nose, then disappear without a trace

>>37593681
why they so mad, it just a game

>>37593786
he does have a shogg wife, but he's ODing on shog
poor thing thinks his a farmer

>>37593860
help me, i don't know what is real or just fanstay

>>37593898
>caught in a landslide, no escape from shog-reality

>>37593231
>Also for some reasons unknown, Gremlins are also offended by Ace Combat 7. I don't know why, any reasons why though?

I have said this before and I will say it again, this time in all caps: GREMLINS ARE NO-GOOD EVIL BELKANS. GREMLINS PROBABLY EVEN HAVE FUCKING DAKI BODY PILLOWS OF DR. SCHROEDER.

>>37593898
>Shhhhh.....
>Have another hit of Shog Mastah~!

>>37593935
>>37593959
>Open your eyes,
>Look up to the skies and see,
>I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

What happens when Grandma Azathoth wakes up?

Post Christmas cakes

>>37593624
Is that target new spoke spider?

>>37592538

>>37593998
She hits the restart button on the universe and tracks down an Anon to rape.
Alternatively, the alternate cosmic hags keep reality running while she's up

>>37594002

>>37593976
If a shoggoth suddenly appeared before me and told me this, I'd do it. I'd take a Shogwife.

Either she's legit and only wants the best for me, or I'm going to fucking die by some eldritch predator. Either way I win.

>>37594010
cute yan wife

>>37593976
Why deleted

>>37594070
wrong pic, have a clown shog in return

>>37594019
An entire party of orc cc

>>37594095
Very cursed

>>37594105
man, i wish i could sit at the cool table
guess its the square's table for me

>>37594105
They look like they've had too much to drink. I think I'll cut them off

>>37592538

>>37594144
You can try

>>37594190
She DEFINITELY squeezes bad little boys dry

>>37594190
Should be easy if I'm the bartender. What are they gonna do jump over the bar?

but i don't drink! alcohol is nasty

Do you know what your wife does to you in your sleep?

>>37592538
See, THIS is the Shog I want calling me master.

>>37594232
i wanna call HER master

>>37594231
all I know is that I wake up feeling sore and molested as a man should be

I want a monster girl to put me IN something and keep me trapped there. It's a weird idea I've had. Probably having some way for them to fuck me while I'm in there too. Like in some kind of large stuffed toy, or a cage, or an iron maiden (but like the MGQ kind) or something like that. Idk. Other than wisps, whos best for that? Is there some kind of jailer monster girl? Maybe something like a shoggoth but with a one man prison of pleasure?

>>37594281
Say no more.

>>37594292
well yeah i suppose a wisp is really the best option. i headcanon that all monster girls have more vairents that aren't really detailed in the in the MGE. Like a wisp that has a cage which contains a portal or mirror or something which leads to a pocket dimension thats just a prison with about 3 cells, and all the guards and inmates are her. Except you of course. You're there too, and you're never getting out.

>>37594281
A lot of the plant girls do something like that. For larger "prisons" you have the inside of a sandworm, the pocket dimension each mimic, charybdis, etc. lives in, and so on.

>>37592655
Euphemism.

>>37594317
Sorry about that, I didn't read close enough. Other than Wisp, that's what Dryad does too, I sometimes forget about them.

>>37592538
>>37592616
Fancy party?

>>37594336
it sounds edgy as all hell to me

>>37594350
oh its no problem, it gave me an idea after thinking about wisps harder. good pic too.

>>37594358
well the actual version, the 'democracy dies in darkness' sounds kind of edgy too but mostly just because it says 'darkness'.

I am asking once again (again): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? How/where did you and her meet? Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither? Does she want kids? Etc.

Changed several of the questions around this time. Thanks for taking the time to reply if you do.

>>37594002

>>37593768
Stop sounds pretty good right now, so do I need to get a blindfold or something?

>tfw ywn get felt up by tanuki ol and be slipped 200 bucks for not snitching and to come to her house for some extra pay

>>37594237
You classier and more powerful your servants are the more powerful you feel. Pursue power.

>>37594317
Sounds ideal. Cuddlefuck cellmates/get fucked in your sleep by them by night, get fucked by the guards by day.

>>37592538

I'm a slut for every type of tail.

Im a slut for flabby and old monsters, mofu, milk, and, funni

>>37594423
>letting her take control
>not ambushing her in the break room and make out
>not slipping her $200 and your number for after work fun

>>37594553
but I don't have that type of money!

>>37594517
Even lilim tail?

>>37594575
Anon, you must be always be prepared for a monster. You should have saved 200 moneys for a tanuki. It is the same thing as saving 1 pound of tofu and a brush for a fax, or a spray bottle for a catgirl

>>37592538

>>37594645
where did you find that info out?

>>37594627
Yeah man tail is tail.

>>37594660
Can't tell you that Anon, it's the secret single guy manual that saves countless virginities from icky monster girls
SHHH...Did you hear that?

>>37592538

>>37594730
how do I deal with pervy ninjas

You gonna get mofu'd.

>>37594190
>get caught staring at a drinking ogre
>she smirks
>says the only thing here thirstier than her is you
>drags your barstool closer with you on it and orders another round

>>37594818
Impending tri-mofu attack.

>>37594818
another poor soul, getting forced to od on mofu and be mindbroken. Remember kids, say no to mofu!

>>37594551
the perfect height
i want her to be able to throw me around like a ragdoll

>>37594818
No fennec, no deal

>>37594797
Ninjas? Just have rope and memorize binding knots. Those horny ninjas will be puddy in your hands if you tie them up and leave them hang for a bit

Can it be the year of the ox again, I like cows

>>37594957
Sorry, anon it's year of the kot next.

>>37594982
kot next? now?

>>37594982
gato cafe

>>37594900
Good luck catching them with rope to begin with. You'll end up going after a clone or after image.

What mamono hibernate for the winter? Can I molest them while they zzz?

>>37594982
How do I counter these tiger's charisma/strength build when I have all my stats in faith and healing magic?

>>37594982
I love kot

>>37595190
Shouldn’t have been a heal slut. You are now doomed to be manhandled by dark skinned kots

Here's the scans of Diary Of The Age of Monster Love II
I forgot to upload this one.
https://exhentai.org/g/2078095/2b7ad75a10/

>>37595140
Alraune come to mind, though they don't necessarily sleep so much as use their petals to protect from the cold. Mess with one and you may end up helping keep her warm for the rest of winter.

>>37595314
Cute roper.

>>37594095
Bogie has been a bad influence for chaos monsters

>>37595119
>thinking ninjas are hard to catch
>throw your underwear on a spot
>put rope trap
>wait 1 second
>pull
>have bound up ninja

>>37595355
Wasn't sure if it was a Roper or Parasite Slime.
Btw does anyone know how much is going rate is per word translation of JP to Eng? I thought about paying out of pocket for translations of the MGE Stories. I have no idea who to reach out to.

Butler shogs make anon feel like the gay

>>37595272
Anon, please. That's too much chocolate! The monk and the tank are getting drunk and making jokes about turning me into an Oreo. Come on man, I've got like 5 vitality. Should I tell them we should go to bed early so that we can get up at a reasonable hour tomorrow?

>>37595435
healSLUT, its in the name, dummy!

>>37592564
Biiiiig
Faaaaat
Vooooore
Monster

>>37595140
>Anon sneaking into grizzly cave
>Finds sleeping thick bear girl
>Tits spilling out
>Ass squishing against her fur roll bed
>Tummy with a bit of chub on top but hard muscle underneath
>Legs spread out giving him a full view of her pussy
>Is practically inviting him to fuck her
>But he holds back
>Starts out gentle not wanting to wake her
>Fondling her tits
>Sucking her nipples testing the waters to see if she’ll wake up
>Becomes apparent she’s out cold
>Anon can do anything he wants to her and chooses to stick it in
>Fucks her for hours face between her tits
>Creampies her more than cheshire-chan’s cream pie compilation
>Finally finishes and tries to pull out but she locks her legs around him
>And her arms around his back
>The bear molester has become bear’s molestee
>Even asleep her pussy still moves around unconsciously
>Milks him even more till he joins her in hibernation
>Months later grizzly wonders why she didn’t lose any weight and when she got a husband

How to deal with kiki maid who is also a mob boss? Should i try to let her go, she does seem kinda dangerous now.

>>37592564
i like the little hats the mouth tentacles have

>>37594982
Power, confidence, KOT.

>>37595501
Your are her master, give her the ultimatum: her mob or you. Warning: may end up mob boss’s house husband

>>37595521
>That stride
Your pelvis is already broken, you just don't know it yet.

Weresheep vs Yeti.

Who gives the best hugs and why?

>>37595521
This is one of those fights in an RPG where you're supposed to lose.

>>37595521
I need more of this kot and her hips

>>37595500
>anons try to get free pussy
>get bear trapped into marriage
bears are scary

>>37595553
yeti.
Sheep will artificially put you to sleep and you won't be able to enjoy the hug to the fullest extent.

>>37595501
Just be the naive husband
Make sure to bring tea and snacks to her "office meetings" or "Friend's Meetings"

>>37595593
>Kiki’s husband
>Bringing her snacks and tea
Don’t do this, everyone will start laughing behind her back that she lets her do such menial tasks

>>37595426
It's not gay if she has a full hourglass figure under the suit.

>>37595435
You knew what you were doing when you put all your points into faith without also taking the divine wrath skills that would let you use faith to attack. Don't care that they are restricted to order classes, all the more reason it's your own fault that you ended up in this situation
You belong to muscular cats now.

>>37595479
damn foxes, that sake isn't cheap!

>>37595553
Dormouse

>kikis
>shogs
>foxes
>wocks
>succubi
would it kill you people to talk about different monster girls once in a while? god fucking damn it's all so tiresome here

>>37595625
>thinking that's a bad thing
>thinking that she won't spin it in her favor
>thinking anon doesn't want to be known as the good master/husband who has his wife's back
have you never given your wife some snacks? shame on you

>>37594896
We have ways of making you pat.

>>37595521

>>37595736
Hmmm... yes... I see.
I agree completely.

>>37594627
BUILT to make lonely anons heart pupil

>>37595521
Literally perfect

>>37595736

>>37595783
I want to ruin that art with a pregnancy

>>37595625
Would anon get punished?

>>37595675
Let's talk about tentacles!

>>37595736
I, uh... Oh wow.

>>37595821
I love cheerleader waifus

>>37595521
This kot FUCKS

>>37595675
be the change you want to see

>>37595675
See >>37595664

>>37595800
What kind of punishments would a kiki use?

>>37595675
succ don't get enough credit, just those boring lilim.
need me a succ to explain why mindbreak is a myth and i shouldn't worry about it

>>37595521
Unrelenting Sexual Aggression.

Trying to think of ways to fight against the Extremist agenda.

>>37595964
what's even the difference between succs and lilims

>>37595983
have you considered a bake sale?

once again i go to bed with no mg to cuddle to sleep with .....

>>37595983
Have you considered writing down a list of 95 reasons why they should stop and nailing it to Druella's door?

>>37595983
Why fight it, maybe they are correct anon.

>>37595983
Join the Order, make a difference.
This is definitely not a falseflag attempt by extremist monsters who want a little more struggle in their husband hunting.

>>37595996
Good idea anon, a bake sale will get funds for future anti-extremist projects and foster a sense of community in the local community hopefully ralling support against extremists.

>>37596017
I dont think they can be reasoned with anon

>>37595983
>Extremists don't want this
Vote Comfy!!

>>37596045
she wants nothing more in life than for a man to write her letters

>>37596030
Too bad extremist sucker, i am pro monster just not anti you guys specifically.

>>37596045
You clearly haven't tried. Get to writing anon

>>37595675
I like Mad Hats but I try not to post them too much because I don't want to be obnoxious about it.

>>37596049
Yes, vote comfy

>>37595675
Time to bring out the spider cows

>>37595983
You want to fight against making humans happy?

>>37596059
infectious hats are fun and i often find their gaze mesmerizing.

>>37596051
>>37596058
Well if so many anons are for it then sure.
> Anon writes a letter, but anon turns out to horrible at writing.

>>37596081
I am fighting against their methods specifically, other monsters do it better.

>>37596074
Oh no, the ushis are powerful enough to ignore the basic laws of fluid dynamics!

>>37596049
I don't think they will find that convincing when they see guys pampered by demons.
>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)
>~The conqueror Demon~
---
>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"
>~The conqueror Demon~**

>>37596129
>druella shifts her campaign to combating illiteracy
hey look you solved it anyway

>>37596049
>comfy

>>37595675
I like Akaname, Ghouls, Creeping Coins, Krakens, and Shirohebis but get anxious if I post about them too much.

>>37596138
Citation Needed.

>>37595987
Lilim are the daughters of the demon lord herself

>noooooo you can't just monsterize women what about consent and dignity and muh humanity and
Sorry gonna keep crafting cursed equipment to bring wonderful surprises to adventurers the world over.

>>37596242
aand you're going to jail. thats a nipple i see

>>37596242
some cursed items beckon their host so that's kind of like consent. they have to answer that call.

>>37596338
Premium Fox Milk.

>>37596322
NOOOOOOO

SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

You guys don't actually want monsters to form an overbearing authoritarian state, right?

>>37596367
i tend to keep governmental hierarchy far away from my fantasies

>>37596338
I don't understand what this fox is trying to communicate

>>37596367
I just want monsters to invade to provide many wives for mankind

>>37596386
! !

>>37596338
she looks very comfy. would fall asleep on

>>37596367
As long as they keep away

>>37596390
we were lied to !! Anon

>>37596367
>he doesn't want a government issue wife
More for the rest of us I suppose

>>37596441
Don't believe this apophis propaganda

>>37596382
nobody knows

>>37596410
Good thing that sex-crazed Goblin is on the other side of that barrier, or I might be in danger. I guess it's only 1 Goblin though.

>>37596475
why yes, I would like to put my face there, thank you miss fox

>>37596493
Don't tell her that you are single Anon! She will freak!

>>37596442
actually, it'll be you that gets issued to your wife. The new monster girl-run government will issue husbands to the monsters.

>>37596570
oh man

shes gonna be so disappointed

>>37596457
She makes fair points

There is nothing suspicious about a young, totally human, lady casually walking by herself in an area known to be infested with bandits. Please ignore the crater where a bandit fort used to be.

>>37596570
>Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here.

>>37596595
This Druella does terrible things to me

>>37596576
Cuckery

>>37596595
Woah, a meteor must have landed on it, good thing she wasn't hit by it.

>>37596595
I would still try to save her, despite her cries that she is druella

>>37596595
Anon Will prowling the area to clear of bandits not finding any finds the girl and escorts her to safety where he buy her dinner and as they talk he invites her to his Anti-Extremist Bakesale.

>>37596646
wew

>>37596646
Anon you can't just make proud daughters of the demon lord flustered like that in public

>>37596657
I'll do it! And I'll do it again!

>>37596441
>Get jumped by jackal gals out in the desert
>Raped and made into their cumpump
>Don’t want to spend rest of my life living in desert caves
>When life gives you lemons
>Give most docile jackal gal a bath and dress her in proper anubis attire
>Even paint on the ! !
>Walk into the pharaoh’s palace to shill about how great my “anubis” wife is that she tamed a pack of wild jackals
>Wowed the old bitch of a pharaoh enough that she made us her the royal beastmaster
>Do nothing all day but have sex with my jackal wives and get paid for it

I want Druella to come behind me while I am looking at pics of her and whisper "Ara, Ara." in my ear.

>>37596657
>>37596688
>>37596703
I wonder how a powerful monster like Druella would react if portals open and she suddenly has tons of suitors throwing themselves at her.

>>37596647
I feel like that bakesale is gonna get ruined

>>37596732
I would fight to be her husband! She cute, CUTE!!

>>37596732
>Druella lazing around her house in a hoodie and sweatpants eating Cheetos and watching a crime documentary on the infamous condom distributor of '87
>gets a ping from one of her rata friends
>it's a pic of Anon beating his meat to a picture of her
>rata tells her that he has dozens of pics saved
>Druella is too much of a pastamancer to know what to do next, just stays awake for the next week thinking about her life together with Anon

>>37596750
>druella is lazy
>she doesn't see the lustful anon jumping on her
Nothing new

I am sad that people actually like druella, i hate her!!!

>>37596815
This
Druella is trash, all daughters of the demon lord are trash. Embrace normal succs powering them up till they become a lilim

Good night anons. I hope you all get to dream of hellhounds.

>>37596868
>realize you went to school in your underwear
>hellhounds attack you
>stay asleep because this isn't all that different from your schooldays in real life

>>37596883
Hellhounds are dorks who wear shimapan. Remember to tease them for it

>>37596919
That's a great way to get that shimapan stuffed into your mouth.

Never leave home without your anti-hellhound defense kit

>>37596974

>>37596973
I think I could get away while she's taking them off. Which means more jokes as I run away

>>37597040
>Running from a hellhound
How nice of you anon, giving her a formal invitation to rape

>>37597078
They might but apex predators, but even they would trip and let anon get away trying to chase him with their panties halfway down their legs. That or rip their favorite pair of underwear. I don't know which would be worse for anon

>>37596974
Not this time, delinquents.

>>37596974
>>37596991
>squirt hellhound
>forced to smell wet dog when she jumps you and humps you through the floor
OR
>don't squirt
>delectable notes of cinnamon and cloves as she takes you tenderly
Spraying a hellhound is the LAST thing you want to do. They have your best interests at heart. Seriously, the next time one approaches you, you should thank her for giving you a chance to be with the most caring, attractive, and intelligent monsters ever.

Delinquents don’t want you to know this but they’re actually just neets with another name
>Skip class all the time
>Won’t get a job
>Probably rely on mommy and daddy or welfare
>Spend all their money on their hobbies
>Steal stuff from stores much like the pirating neet
The only difference being that neets stay home all day while delinquents just bum around the local connivence store and bum strangers for cigs

>>37597392
Gonna spray her then grab her collar and smooch her to throw her off

>>37597392
Nice try, hellhound. I refuse to just roll over and submit.

>>37597392
Yeah just use silver ream buck shell and run as fast as possible

>>37597470
This is why every anon should join the student council or be class rep so someone dependable can drag them back to class, make them lunch, and get them to cut out that smoking habit. They'll listen to a straight A student right?

Cute

>>37597470
Holy shit that’s why grayus and nerd boys go so well together, I never realized that.

>>37592938
What about Guncaster?

It is many years in the future, the authoritative Globalist Kikimora State has wrestled control of the monster girl continent. All things are controlled by the Kikimoras and their Shoggoth allies. The Demon Lord has been rendered a political puppet by the all powerful Kikis, and the Order was surely wiped out many years ago. The National Kikimora Party continues to report of the war against the Order, a tactic they use to control the public's beliefs. Every year a conference is broadcast of the silent incubus puppet ruler. The head Kikimora stands by the side of the silent "Master" as she pours tea and explains the policy changes the party will be pursuing for the next year. All men are forced to live slave-like lives of their designated maids doing all the chores for them and telling them to do their best and that they love them. With peace made with the Shoggoths many years before, all hope was crushed when they betrayed their fellow chaos monster girls to help create a state of unparalleled maidness. Infant Mind Flayers were taken and raised to believe they were a subspecies of Shoggoth. Monster girl daughters are taken from their homes to these "Maid Flayers," and are returned home dreaming of finding a mastah and doing chores, now believing that maidliness is an inherent part of their species. The humans are powerless to resist. All dissidents awaken tied to a chair to find their houses forcibly being cleaned by a Kikimora agent until they are too broken to resist. This does not end the torture. All is under the control of the Kikimora.

>>37596974
You can always tell them they are not white.

>>37598062
If kikis are incharge, then how come I’m the one on top each night?

>>37598158
Because that's where they want you. It's all a part of their plan.

>>37596045
Nailing Druella a few times would help her to calm down.

>>37598062
That sounds kinda grim, not gonna lie.
I reject your alternative universe and choose to substitute it with my own where I can go on adventures with a salamander.

>>37596017
>Go to the demon lords castle
>Just nail a long list of reasons of why demon extremis is bad
>Refuse to elaborate
>Lave
I wonder if the lilims/the demon lord would be angry or impressed.

The Extremists are unironically the world's largest and most effective humanitarian organization.

>>37598588
Shut the fuck up Druella you’re literally older than everyone in this thread combined and can’t get a man to fall for it without charms

>>37592616
>shog in a suit
yeah now we're talkin
maid outfits are cringe, suits are stylish

>>37592799
Looks like college students better tighten up their game!

>>37599069
Why go to college when you can marry some old money vampire and live like a king? Hell even if you just fail at the zombie maid’s at the foyer you can still live in luxury while able to use a zombie for a quickie anytime

>>37596129
>demon internally squeals in delight at the idea of sitting a man down in her lap so she can teach him how to write
fool, you fell for the trap

>>37598714
stop making that old hag more attractive!

>>37599228
>tfw ywn let an rich old hag do whatever she wants to you cause she's rich, but also is extremely perverted and loves watching you get mindbroken by pleasure

>>37599345
I'm still surprised how well developed and detailed the porn mods for darkest dungeon is.
Just look at something like Lustiest Lair.

>>37599345
>алкоголизм
лмао

>>37596748
>>37596732
>mamono open the portals
>expecting they'll have to fight each other over who gets a man
>find all the waiting human males fighting each other over who gets a monster
imagine their surprise

>>37596570
>tfw ywn get tied up, gagged and blindfolded and given to some fat old neet dragon to be her husband

>>37599583

>>37599712
Look at that thick tail

No how would the MGE world defend against this?

The elder gods were monsterized already

>>37599712
Can someone tell me the tanuki tier sale pitch that the player comes up with to attract a bunch of adventurers willing to risk body and mind with absolutely no pay?

>>37599771
Their world isn't actually a planet apparently, and is larger than Earth, so meeting such a monstrosity would go differently from the start.

>>37599645
Seriously imagine them going from a world where they had to fight against order propaganda and people genuinely thinking they were going to kill them, finding our internet and seeing all the proud sluts and manwhores.

>>37599872
so many disappointed manticores

>>37599771
They just say "no". Now they can't legally enter their realm.

>>37599872
>No you have to understand I was just joking when I said “The instant the portals open up I’m becoming a breeding stud for a minotaur herd”

>>37599831
>>37599866
>Just the Elder Gods

Lame and weak sauce. What about the Outer Gods? As in the beings who have the real and absolute powers and abilities to alter and bend time and space to their will?

Would or when will Kencou start adding Outer Gods to the mix? You know? The likes of Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothotth, Shub-Niggurath and Grand Daddy Azatoth.

How many children hellhounds want?

>>37599872
I think great shock, and then overwhelming smug knowing that there's enough men for all of them
and great initial disappointment for hellhounds and ushis and the likes when they find you can't rape a man whose lifelong dream is to marry you. Then happiness when they find out men are happy to pretend to get raped

>>37599897
>STING ME, MOMMY

>>37599872
>tfw you posted the most about getting molested, raped and mindbroken by fat old hags
OHHH LORD SAVE ME ! OH SENOR!

>>37599872
>Salamanders get really fucking exited when a man challenges them or ask to be their squire.
>Amazons picking up men left right and center

>>37599912
Given the abyssal monsters were created by the gods and used to share rule of the oceans with Poseidon, I'm presuming any Lovecraftian creatures KC adds will be of similarly lower power level.

>>37599897
I'm gonna holler up and whistle at the meanest and most rugged Manticore and shout "hey dumb batcat, you probly won't even able to rape me, you idiot". She should appriciate that.

>>37599897
>want manticore venom IV until there's more venom than blood in my veins
>keep pestering one of them and beg for it
>frustrated manticore says she will do it, but only if you put at least a bit of effort into pretending that you are terrified
many such cases

>>37599872
im a slut for undead dragons

>>37599872
I may be a slut but don't call me that, call me a man

>>37599771

>>37599912
MOD!!!

Stop giving /tg/fags (you)s.

>>37599872
my fanstay of getting molested on the train by a CC monster will come true!

>>37600079
Fucking coincidence. You're not having an "AHA!" moment here. I'm sure I got the Outer Gods pic from the Lovecraft wiki.

>Chief God plucks a guy from another world to be her latest champion
>becomes a typical overpowered isekai hero, he is as strong as her last champion (the current DL's husband) used to be before his betrayal
>just one problem
>he is a Darkness-tier masochist
>manages to get him not to make himself lose to the first slime or tentacle he finds
>orders him to assist with relieving a city under monster invasion
>finally, time to push back
>only for him to lose to a random dark elf
>not even a strong or notable one, literally just a mob dark elf
>now there is a hero-tier dark elf running around thanks to all the mana he is been feeding her

>>37600059
Manslut then

>>37600118
anon that's a 4chan file name, specifically a /tg/ one. you're not fooling anyone. you do know what a file name is don't you?

>>37599872
I am going to put my prices for my sexual services for free and stay on the street corner

>>37600456
You're economically hurting all of us who want to do honest work

>>37600482
and what gonna do about it, unionize?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQ5iQ-NbFA

>>37600482
>being a whore
>honest work

I love my strong wife!

>>37600607
>Oldest job in the world
>Money for sex, not bullshit attached
>Not honest

>>37600500
We will send a few girls with a fetish for taking sluts out of the streets and marrying them in your way

Oh no-

>>37600925
>NNN is actually a fox scheme to get men nicely pent up for three months of intense mating
The plot thickens

>>37600916
those girls will spill their spaghetti, I just know it and they will mess up

>>37600985
oh god no, I live in little mofutown in MGC and I did NNN. I'm fucked. surrounded by foxes on all sides. Even the cops are foxes and they are pounding at my door telling I have to do community service

>>37601510
Do they float?

>>37601510
I trust this clown but no beer please

>>37601510
No mask on her, the boy is already done for.

Monsterizing elves with your wife! Laughing as they yell for help from whatever fruity elf gods they worship!

robutts, why are they so good and why do I want to make them blush?

>>37592538

>>37601649
Metal doesn't blush anon. Quit being silly.

>>37601794
that maybe true but overheating is a thing that happens to robutts ya know, and it tends to happen when organic monsters blush, so I consider that blushing!

Just wanted to say that all foxes and cheshires are smelly and yucky
yes, even the big CC hags

>>37601843
even better! I want to smell like a dirty fox had her way with me

>>37601843
Big CC Rata hags on the other hand smell delightful.

>>37601986
yes I love big CC hags I just don't like foxes and cheshires

>>37601997
i get cringe cats but why foxes?

Elves!

>>37602018
not sure, just don't care for them
I think it's the many big tails
Like one bushy tail would be fine, but lots of them doesn't look right to me

>>37597603
Very!

>>37602031
post a meaty hag elf pls

Best ocean-dwelling girl?

>>37602073
kraken hands down

>>37602031
cows

>>37600079
>>37600223
And so you want someone to be banned just because they post on /tg/? The fuck is wrong with you? If you don't like their posts then exercise some basic restraint and fucking ignore them. Imagine crying to have someone banned because they post on a board you don't like.

>>37602073

>>37602073

>>37602183

>>37602147
>/tg/fags
>raid the Mgs-threads
>steal threads after bump limit
>Post off-topic Warhammer-tier shit
>WHY THEY SHOULD BE BANNED I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?
Fuck off.

>>37602147
You ever hear the saying "fit in or fuck off"?

>>37602050

You all were wrong. The answer was not Kraken, it was Nereid. Study more for the next test.

>>37602353
Is that guy doing any of that? No? Then shut the fuck up and ignore it.

>>37602358
And that's where you ignoring it comes in. Mods can't enforce that, not when his posts are actually pretty tame and on topic.

>>37602129
I would love to run an elf dairy.

>>37602375
elves were made to be meaty hags that make young studs get addicted to elven pussy

>>37602443
>Is that guy doing any of that? No? Then shut the fuck up and ignore it.
Fuck off.

>>37602465
Correct

>>37602475
No...?

disregard faggotry, instead consider the various forms of cow

>>37602435
No, it's clearly Mershark.

>>37602465
Such fertility.

>>37602510
They need to be beefy.

>>37602494
>>37602518
elves may deny the truth that they were not made to seduce and make human boys into elves addicts but their meaty bodies say otherwise

>>37602528
The minimum height for your cow is at least 2 feet taller than you so the milkers are at face height

>>37602571
what about spider cows?

>>37602552
I see.