/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>edition
Please don't next time.

tfw no cute neet bat gf to play vidya and cuddle with ;-;

>>37529114
why don't monster girls not want to go space?

>>37533871
Mamonos eagerly sign up for Edgewanker's Air Force
>the all quit when they discover that they can't qualify as "cock-pits"

The sexiest profession to monsters is the humble asbestos removal man. Alsoasbestos used to be called "salamander's wool" for it's flame-retardant properties, which I thought was interesting.

>>37537215
That poor guy is getting mesothelioma or cancer

I liked the anon Obsessed with getting his Greenworm friend to be the next Big Evil. Though maybe cause i like greenworms overall

Meido is being a lazy shit again.

>>37541943
Kiki is cleaning up the shit, Massshtah.
>since Shoggs clean by absorbing dirt and shit into their goo, theyre absorbing any dogshit on your shoes off the floors
Kikipussy is Notshitpussy

Feral kiki is scary

Hakutaku hunt? What's that like finding this stupid nerd in a library and making noise?

Stupid human... looking so cute like that...

>>37545617
It better involve a lasso and bareback riding while yelling Yee Haw!

>Kiki meido straight off the boat from NotRussia
>She barely speaks your language and has a thick accent
>The two of you have fallen in love and are practically husband and wife
>One day, you decide to learn a song of love from her native country and language
>You spend weeks doing your best to master the pronunciation, singing, and meaning
>One night, the two of you are sitting together looking up at the stars
>You play the tune of the song on your music player
>You sing along to her to the best of your ability
Do you make her smile? Tear up?
What level of passionate lovemaking will you receive from her that night?

Tbh I really hate monster girls which are just human girl but attractive, like that kinda misses the point for me like i want girl that is also monster, a lady wearing a hat casting isnt a monster Doubly so in a fantasy world where anyone even normal humans could cast spells.

The benefits of wizardry with monsters.

>>37546976
Are increased mana capacity, professional ritual aids, access to mail order supplies, and health care.

Does Balrog-chan ever get tired of hearing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"?

>>37547060
Yes. But not enough to start studying.

>anon rushes in to the living room, excited
>"Honey, I did it! I completed No Nut November! …Honey?"
>she's not there
>the tv is showing the news
>"Local monster in intensive care at hospital. Doctors says she's been without her husband's mana for an entire month. Police are looking to make an arrest."

>>37547089
>That bitch ratted me out! Better join the terrorists.

Please remember to not touch the palace guards on duty.

>>37547107
fuck, sent the low-quality version

>>37547124
the dress is not the guard dumb dog, leave the thinking to the priestesses.

>>37547124
ok but when is her shift over?

>>37547124
He's in range of pulling down the top part now. How foolish of the guard

>>37545789
tiny Gazer nips

>>37546567
That's either huge smile or tears of joy territory depending on her personal attachment to the song and whether anon's delivery skill could best be categorized as "cute" or "touching." Learning a new language sounds comfy, especially when you get to surprise her parents.

>>37547124
Yes ma'am.

>>37546976
Truly Goblins are versatile creatures.

Lazy Cats.

>>37547530
What kind of diet does one need to laze but still have a stomach like that?

>>37546976
She almost got away with the crystal orb, but the Wizard came back home early and she needed to improvise quickly.

She's fast!

>>37547623
bug nun!

>>37547124
Gonna see what happens if I keep annoying the same guard over and over.

>>37547657
Please do, she's very lonely and her work leaves her no time to go out and find a man.

What do Shogs or Kikis do for fun when the work is done?

>>37547625
Nuns should be immaculate.

Consider this robot

>>37547657
Crocodile Pit.

>>37547124
But I already masturbated to that exact scenario.

>>37547704
Convincing the crocs in the pit to help me get out so that I can continue to annoy the guard because it would be funny.

>>37547704
We need a gator grill.

>>37547704
>fall into crocodile pit
>something pulls you out of the water
<hell boya, that was a smooth landing, sugar
>a gator girl in an unbuttoned shirt helps you on your feet
>around you are gator girls chilling, making out and spending time with their boyfriends
>someone is playing banjo
<Say, you're a cute piece. Hope we can get better acquainted, sugar.
>she leads you to a table, while her friends whistle and holler at you two
<Glad ye dropped in, sugar. SOoner we get full, sooner this contract is all finished and we can go back to New Monsterleans. Hope you'll like it there, hun. Now how bout you'll give a taste to my famous gumbo, and we can talk some more, somewhere more private, sugar.

>>37547124
I WILL get under her dress, I WILL eat her out to orgasm, I WILL then make out with her and squeeze her tits while she tries to recover, I WILL then start fucking her while sucking on her tits, I WILL cum inside while kissing her and hugging her, I'd like to see her try and stop me.

>>37547894
>no Florida gator girl to play banjo with
>no Florida gator girl to call you "sugar"
>no Florida gator girl to trap fish in the swamp with
>no Florida gator girl to make the funny news headline with

>>37547919
>no Florida gator girl to do monster meth with
>no Florida gator girl to break into carriages with
>no Florida gator girl to put Florida Man to shame

>>37547894
crocodiles are NOT GATORS

>>37547950
Yeah that was the joke. Pharaoh hired cheap foreigner gators to staff her crocodile pit.

>>37547950
>Florida man raped by gator girl after mistakenly calling her a crocodile

>>37547919
>>37547925
>no gator gumbo

>>37547969
>cheap
Yeah right they probably eat three times as much.

>>37547991
>insulting the royal gator
Thats a death rollin

>>37548126
Good luck getting out of the moat
FATTY

>>37548163
>anons last words before being brutally raped
>he did not realize gators are very comfortable out of the water

Anon is for _______________

>>37548185
But not with sheer walls. Eat a salad.

>>37548221
Night long cuddling she'd never admit to her friends.

>>37548221
Cunnilingus.

>>37547919
>Florida man wrestles alligator naked
>Florida man marries alligator
>Florida man/Alligator wife team wins gumbo cook-off

>>37548221
unconditional love.

>>37548479
>Florida Gator sticks an old pc motherboard to a vacuum cleaner pipe. Terrorizes a small town with her "demonsterizer", causes $40 000 damage

>all this Florida talk
I want to see all the crazy headlines from monflorida

>>37546567
That's just cringy.

Pyrow should've had a flatter chest and a fatter bum.

>>37548914
Just get a Kiki from notPoland or notCzech. problem solved.

oh neat my thread is still here

>>37549074
Don't use "edition", don't make a thread before previous one 404s, don't post it in the previous one. This is a slow board, page 10 can last for hours.
We're guests here, we need to behave.

>>37549181
This thread was posted literally 14 seconds after >>37526706 was

>>37548236
>tfw ywn be bought by a noble ojou milf monster at an auction
>ywn wake up every day getting milked by her
>ywn get milked by the residents of the castle she lives in

>>37549181
There's nothing wrong with putting "edition" in the op. At least half a dozen other general threads up on the board are doing the same right now. I literally just counted.

>>37549491
Yeah, but it's not how it's done for these threads. There is no editions, because this isn't a general.
We're not focusing on something, nor we don't have regular posts like generals do. We're just talking about cute monstergirls.

>>37549511
You're lying to yourself if you believe this isn't a general.

>no cute succ milf to tell you that you should go after younger monsters and not an old hag like her

>>37549577
No need for getting defensive for no reason. We're doing stuff the way we do. There's nothing more to it.

>>37549665
>Tell her you will and go and fuck the you succubus next door

>>37549699
>who is also her

>>37549214
Meant to link the other thread
>>37526704

>>37549699
>the you succ
well you fucked yourself, anon

What clothes are 'safe' to wear near mamono?
Does wearing shorts and a loose-fitting t-shirt incite rape instincts in mamono?

>>37549791
I tend to wear the sluttiest things a man cna wear that shows just enough to stall decent. Most monsters get intimidated and leave me alone

>>37549769
It was just a typo, I swear! I don't wanna go back into Ms. Hakus grammar dungeon!

>>37549897
no rest for the dumb

>>37549671
No need to act like a hall monitor over some dude putting "edition" in the op either. There is no "we" here and you have no authority.

>>37549897
>a haku with a dungoen that teaches grammar as you go along

>>37550187
So do I get graded how well I did at the end?
Is thee end boss a grammar test?

>>37550528
>thee
I don't think you are going to pass that final boss

>>37549791
I just wear jumpers and cargo trousers
I even get called granddad for the way I dress...

>>37550083
It may not be a big deal, but it's still something that's not done here.

>>37548870
Fuck Florida

>>37550651
fuck you

>>37550549
What happens if you fail the last boss?

What would you sell your soul to Druella for?

>>37550760
Druella

>>37550752
you have to repeat the cla-i mean the dungoen all over
>>37550760
an 8ft tall venus bodied sugar momster

>>37550760
Her soul, so I can marry her

>>37550760
I'm not selling my wife's property.

>>37550760
A demon wife, since she's already married.

>>37550760
her wet nurse

>>37550760
Milk and cookies

What monster wife would be dedicated enough to get and keep an office job in a Government agency for years until given the command to pull an Operation Snow White and replace a bunch of important documents with papers saying that I'm a cool dude?

>>37550760
Directions to her sister's fight club.

>>37550760
Her hand in marriage.

>>37551217
But it's a serious crime to knowingly fill out government forms with false information.

>>37551522
That's why I need a really dedicated monster.

>>37551218
Selene needs more art

>>37526706

Staring contests

>using the old thread that was artificially kept bumped by some faggot that wants to force us to use it anyway
>using the editionfaggotry thread
>using the thread that retarded faggots like >>37546909 want
You fucking retards had one job

>>37551845
Buddy, I make no claims of being a smart man. I flunked out of every single one of Ms. Haku's 100-level classes.

>>37551845
You could just call OP a dumbass and call it a day.

>>37526706

>And what do you want from Christmas, little one?

>>37552058
Little wendi quietly awawaing on santa-horn's lap is very cute. I bet she asks for as much stretchy meat as the sleigh can carry.

>>37526706

>>37552200
Yeah, we can have sex or whatever but before that can I play with your tail?

>>37552022
>this is what you see if you snort wonderland coke

>>37552058
A tomboy gyaru onee-san with huge tits and a toned body.

>>37552022
This picture is so perfectly russian

>>37552058
A long tongued monstergirl to milk me with her tongue

>>37552425
I noticed russians have only two skill levels in everything:
>below average
>ultra godlike slayer

>>37552058
A tsundere dragon that verbally abuses me for not being as strong as her while secretly caring about me.

>>37552058
Tomboy Manticore deretsun, fit, flat, blonde, submissive gf.

>>37552354

>>37552022
>>37552338
>>37552425

>>37526706

Why are images without color used as the OP so much? I know latenight is good but it's not just latenight.

>>37552578
Yes like that.

>>37552699
Because latenight stuff is very cute
I get what you mean though

>>37549074
I will never not find this image adorable

>>37552995
>have anubis wife
>her trying to text you or just use her phone for anything is always half cute and half hilarious
>she'a chased you around the house a few times when you laughed at the mistyped questions in her search history
>"hiopw ddo i makle apople pie"
>but one day, your wife comes rushing into the room to show you an advertisement she found
>beanpad
>she'd be able to use an electronic device like she had normal hands
>you don't like this
>you can't lose your wife's adorable attempts at typing "I love you" everyday
>go to the pharaoh
>ask her to help
>she agrees that watching an anubis try to use the tiny keyboard is too funny to lose to the beanpad
>she summons your wife to the throne room
>in her booming voice of command, she orders your wife to never get a beanpad for as long as she lives

>>37529114
>>37533871
>>37535111
>"Anon! Have you finally enlisted as an airman for the Order's Aerospace Force? Not yet??? Hurry up already! You said you always wanted to fly and the Order could always use more pilots. I already sent you an invite and referral. Enlist already so you and I can be together. I already referred to you as my Wingman or Co-Pilot once you've enlisted. Besides, the pay is absolutely excellent, far better than the Monstergirls' Air Battalions, that's for sure! Oh and we get to pilot ACTUAL aircraft and especially the advanced and latest fighter jets and bombers. And NOT whatever junk those monsters and their gremlins hold together with autism and packaging tape. Oh and the Order actually have a space program which the monsters do not and never will, hence the Aerospace Force name. So come on already anon! Join with me!"

>>37553267
Cruel

>>37552699
I'm not sure and my guess is probably wrong since I don't have numbers to back it up, but I think there's more variety in uncolored pictures. Obviously you can find plenty of counterexamples, but you're more likely to find a picture in black and white with monsters doing something cute or funny (not in the Sabbath meaning), while color pictures are a bit more likely to have monsters that just look pretty or be NSFW.

>>37552336
>Before
Also during and after. Succs are sluts for tail play.

>>37553385
eat shit

>>37553385
This is like written form of cock and ball torture, except it was author doing it to himself

>Anon: Nooo you can't just rape me.
>Manticore: Talk to the tail.

>>37553639
So what if I put google eyes on the tail and ask miss tail not to rape me?

Large monsters want one thing, and it's disgusting

>>37548870
It would be the same, but with more happy endings.

>>37526706

Need that balrog already

>>37554206
>>>/vt/

>>37552699
A lot of the cute monster girl art is non commission work sketches, which would just take time that the artist probably doesn't want to spend

>>37553457

>>37554721
Sorry meant to also say yes very cute black and whites

>>37554721
Worm

>>37554839
Very good, anon! And this one?

>>37554923
Hell spawn. Too many legs. Get it away from me.

>>37555032
Close! The right answer was centipede. How about this one?

>>37555216
mothu mofu better than fox mofu
silkmoths and luna moths are the cutest buge of all

>>37555282
Moffs are much less nefarious than foxes too. Just give them a little lamp to look at and they get all cuddly.

>>37554721
Since Greenworms typically don't wear clothes, and aren't the most dexterous of monster girls what with their lack of fingers, I wonder if this means you'd have to help her dress a lot of the time?

Post your most recent mge commissions

>>37555383
>Anon dresses up his Greenworm wife every morning
My heart

Need BBC ( Big Bogey Cuddles )

>>37555216
>>37555354

>>37555216
Moth and Mother

>>37555466
And the final question! What about this one?

>>37555522
bee is for petting and caring

>>37555522
Bumblerbee
Also nice digits

>>37554138
every single one of those names for fire tiddyies is gold

It is the bugging hour

>>37555577
Pretty low on the buge in that design. Even mantis has more exotic features.

>>37555803
What about these buges?

Imagine knocking up a salamander but she still wanna go adventuring.
Would be one way to have the "evil" monster girls not wanna fight you.

How about no.

What non-human body part is best to hold? the wings? tail? horns? one of her many legs? her tentacles? The paws?

>>37555803

>>37548914
Cringe is discussing and masturbating to Japanese cartoons characters based on mythology and video games.

We'll all cringe.

Virgin

>>37556045
i wonder if she has other flaming bras in her laundry basket

>>37556045
>this fine lady
>a virgin

don't monsters literally die if they don't get laid?

>>37556151
this is why we have to go and save them

>>37556151
no, but they encourage the myth

>>37556173
then let's go get some dragon pussy!

You've been good this year, right Anon?

>>37555826
I like this one more.

>>37556195
m-maybe?

>>37556045
Yes I am

>>37556221
Maybe? Are you sure?

>>37556195
Nope

>>37556001
I'd say it would depend on the monster. Also depends on if you are primarily looking for her enjoyment or your own.

>>37556195
No.

>>37556151
For dragons its more they die without getting laid they don't stay dead.

i like that candy

>>37556286
Delinquent! Mischief maker! Scoundrel!

>>37556285
what happens if i cum inside a dracolich?

>>37556285
Ack, I mean "if they die before they get laid they don't stay dead."

She's doing it! She's doing it!

>>37556286
>She sticks the candy in his mouth, starts joking about a "indirect kiss" while the fire mana in the candy fries his mind with desire.

>>37556318
Looks like her arthritis is acting up.

>>37556286
>natural habitat: alleyways, love hotels, and places where salarymen gather
a fearsome predator

>Training your kobold or cu sith that pooping and peeing on the floor is not okay
Easy.
>Training your kobold or cu sith to poop and pee in the toilet
Easy.
>Training your hellhound that pooping and peeing on the floor is not okay
Difficult.
>Training your hellhound to poop and pee in the toilet
Practically impossible.

And in the case of hellhounds, if you don't get the behavior corrected by the time she has pups, you're gonna have a real problem on your hands when the youngins learn from their mother.

>>37556342
Lies and slander anon. They're sapient beings.

>>37556342
but monster girls don't poop.

>>37556318

>>37556329
17 year olds don't get arthritis though!

>>37556272
>Also depends on if you are primarily looking for her enjoyment or your own.
Seems like that angle would matter less when your enjoyment is at least partly her enjoyment. The correct answer is to hold everything anyway.

>>37556366
That doesn't mean they understand or have experience in modern, human dwellings. In Hell, they just drop a deuce on the floor, and it's instantly incinerated.

>>37556368
Some do. Some don't.

Some have poop that's valuable commodity and consumed to heighten your senses and greatly extend your lifespan.

dont feed his fetish

>>37556380
That's cheating!

>>37556390
I'll accept it. I hope she'll lick my balls while I plow her, though.

I was born to be utterly broken and owned by BIG girls

>>37556438
>First day of high school? Don't worry, let Lion nee-san take care of you.

>>37556389
Indeed. We need to shun the mofu fags.

>a-are you sure that all the cool kids get reverse-mating-pressed in front of the school?

>>37556457
This is you.

>>37556195

>>37556512
I wish that was me.

>>37556543
Cute!

>>37556512
I will never submit to fluff, unless that fluff is attached to a petite squirrel

>>37556543
>GOAT
the ideal weight for a woman.

>>37556543
Ideal party member to go on Christmas-themed quests with.

>>37556512
Is that a fox that learned how to lengthen her tail to make up for only having one? Or is it a bunyip?

>>37556457
I bet some of them just walked into a fox's tails and got stuck

>>37556611
All I think when I see foxes is sluts that've stolen the virginities of hundreds of horny boys. You will never convince me that these sultry beings are pure. They are whores. All of them. Especially when you see that they have numerous tails.

>>37556329
I'll happily massage her

>>37556611
>local first responders attempts to free anon have been unsuccessful
>they gave up after the jaws of life broke trying to pry her tails apart
>when reached for statements about this the fox is reported to have said "ara ara" and "ufufu"

Are you proud of her, anon?

>>37550760
The ability to conjure a limitless supply of whatever food I want.

>>37556873
Adorable

What would you do it you walk in on your waifu "fixing" the condoms that you insist on using when you two have sex?

>>37556900
Tell her to poke an extra hole just to be sure. Ripped/unused condam play is kino.

>>37556457
You can't get rid of us.

>>37556493
you can take 'reverse' out of that

>>37556685

>>37557046
Is this peak mofu addiction?

rubbyrubby...

>>37557142
If this drawn by who I think, the poor guy is actually stuck and a fuming vampire is going to have to rescue him soon.

>>37557151
open shoulder kimono are the best

You can't refuse, can you?

>>37557167
Wouldn't be the first time. He first met this inari some time ago.

>>37557197
If you refuse you'll be raped. Best not to turn a fluffing into a marriage.

>>37557231
but anon if you fluff the spider isn't that basically proposing to her

>>37557242
Well don't ruin the surprise!

>>37557197
i dont like when ms tarantula does a death curl pose

>>37557278
What if you're the one being curled up in it?

>>37557299
it's sufficiently distracting

>>37557242
What a respectful ushi, giving that young man a handshake.

Is there a law in the demon lord’s lands that stop me from buying every man at a slave auction and just freeing them?

>>37557413
they're mostly going to get snatched up again so probably not

>>37557413
it's somewhat impractical to find yourself in that position in that location

>>37557413
no, but good luck
also please do if you can

>>37557205

>>37557746
wut

You have a moral obligation to molest pudge.

>>37557753
>>37556973

>>37557772
just saw the filename, sorry

>>37557766
That has to upset her

>>37550760
I don't believe in soul-selling; how can one possibly trade away that which I am?

>>37557151
zzzzzZZZZZAP

>>37557413
>he thinks the free market exists in the demon realm
If you aren't a free, land-owning, monster of good character you'll be bankrupt and whored out by tanuki. And this is a GOOD thing!

>>37557705
FOOTA

>>37557446
>Refined tanuki having to resort to using her natural instincts to catch a man
>On all fours as she prowls down the alleyways to find her new intern
>Wight stalking the streets dragging her claws against the stone buildings
>Demon cornering a guy and outstretching her wings to prevent escape
>Vampire brought so low as to taste blood on the ground to better get her prey’s scent
Something about refined girls going feral and desperate seems so hot

>>37556900
that's just provocative foreplay for some roughish maledom
>oh? you want my seed so badly?
>bend over then, I'll give you plenty!
>"nooooooo not like this, it hurts! ah~"

>>37557705
*clip* *clop*

>>37557901
>hiding in the copy room as the vampire ceo growls and claws at the door
yes please

>>37557836
If that's the case then how come all the monster ranchers are male? Checkm8

>>37557413
Monsters that are into slave husbands don't buy them anon. They go out like responsible girls and catch them.

More seriously, we've heard of human slavers in the MGE (which sometimes end up catching monsters to sell as slaves unaware the monsters are using them to find husbands) but no monster ones. The closest we've got are monsters that will catch a man for a friend who is single, but even then they don't go and collect men to keep and sell.

>>37558086
Anon should photocopy printouts of his wang to use as decoys

I wanna rock an anubis' casbah

>>37558113
More like cumshot.

I am asking once again: Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? How/where did you and her meet? Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither? Does she want kids? Etc.

Changed several of the questions around this time. Thanks for taking the time to reply if you do.

>>37558237

>>37558237
>>37558300
Okay, this is genius.

And now every monster with enough cleavage will insist her husband eat his cereal using her cleavage as the bowl.

>>37558237
>>37558300
Now I know why dragons are so fat, they keep eating sugary gems and sugar frosted coins

>>37558460
The ones without enough cleavage will use their thighs. Unless they have a thigh gap. This would be the one time it's not a blessing.

>>37558237
>>37558300
Gonna buy both and mix the cereals together for my Dragon daughter.

>>37558300

>>37558300
>>37558534
Can you imagine dragon daughter tantrums in grocery stores when they don't get what they want? The lungs on regular kids are amazing enough.

>>37558534
And the award for father of the year goes to...

>>37558534
What the fuck did I just say, your daughter is gonna become a doughragon

>>37558579

>>37558615
Well, THICC dragons have to come from somewhere.

>>37558615
Silly dragons are too out of shape to get married

>>37558589
Look at those toasty warm snakes.

>>37558615
She needs fuel for practicing her fire breath!

>>37558237
Creeping coins are so underrated.

>>37558793
Fat coin mounds

>>37558793
if you start flirting with a CC hag CC do coins start spilling out of her pockets

>>37558861
>CC hag CC
>how many levels of C are you on coin-Chan?
Is her name also Cecee?

>>37558793
What are some other mamano you anons think are underrated and deserve more of a spotlight?

>>37559003
gargoyles are pretty neat but i tend to overlook them

>>37559003
the tsukumogami girls are pretty cute

Which mg violates the law of Lorenze invariable?

>>37559003
Otohimes and Ryugujo in general

>>37559079
The lack of interest in otohime and ice queens is always surprising to me. People otherwise seem to flock to the high-level or ruler mgs but not those two. Maybe they just don't like being cold and wet.

>>37559003

>>37559112
Ice queen reminds me too much of my [spoiler ] mom

>>37559112
i'm sure i'm wrong but otohime don't look fun to touch and i'm not big on seahorses. her house is cool though and i'd hit on her subordinates.

>>37559127
>i'm not big on seahorses
Is it cause of the mpreg meme?

>>37559003
Honey bees and wasps. Be nice if they'd get new art and maybe a touch-up on their entries.

>>37559003
Cyclops are cuties that need more attention.
>>37559022
Gargoyles are cool, they also could use more focus along with Nereids.

>>37559144
that doesn't help but it's not a huge thing.
the tail doesn't have the same allure as a serpents

>>37559112
ice queens ok but tsurara has got what i want and more

>>37558829
You know what they say about fatstacks of cash.

>>37559227
the dragon milkmaid I ordered finally arrived

>>37559003
i think griffons are well liked but we don't talk about them much

>>37559196
She might be more popular if it was just longer.

>>37558644
Yes! Look! A monster actually acting and behaving like an ACTUAL monster!!! Yeah!!! Now I have a good reason to go on a crusade to kill and destroy people I don't like and think are ugly!

Deus Vult! Ave Maria!!! Let's go Order Bros!

So what happens if I put on the mask that turns girls into vampires and activate it?

>>37559452
You abandon your humanity and become a cute fanged Alp

>>37559278

>>37559480
Bella ciao! Bella ciao! Bella ciao ciao ciao!

>>37559112
Ice queens do feel underrated.

>>37559478
Fuck can I go back?

>>37559003
Other than Creeping Coins, I think Akaname, Ghouls, Toads, Flow kelp, Bunyip, Basilisk, Tritonia, Kejourou, Karakasa obake, and Ittan momen are way too overlooked.

>>37559112
I love Ice Queens but I love Yetis more. Maybe a harem of both Yeti and Ice Queen would work, get both hot and cold cuddling at the same time

>>37559566
Yeah, just drink this anti-alp potion. Ignore the milky taste, haha.

>>37555427
Got one more in the works but other than that on a break till new year.

former demon king's widow and The Hero (17) meet at earth realm-demon world goodwill games, immediately know they're gonna end up fuckin'

>>37559642
i like the silly english-but-not characters KC uses on items like that and the callback bed pillows

I DON'T WANNA WORK, I JUST WANNNA EAT OUT OLD HAGS ON THE CONRER FOR FREE! i DON'T WANNA LEAR ANYTHING!

>>37555427
https://twitter.com/Asekeuu/status/1464045727252766727

>>37526706
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94528967

>>37559452
I’m gonna put one on a vampire and turn her into a double-vampire.

>>37559642
I like to imagine that holst milk tastes like sweetened condensed milk but thinner. And their extra-thicc milk being so other worldly that words cannot describe the superb taste.

>>37559755
How about this? Condensed milk with coffee?

>>37559787
I hate coffee. So no thanks.

>tfw ywn a cute tall pudgy southern belle holst neighbor that always gives you free milk that you don't know where she gets it

Brown cows do not in fact make chocolate milk. I have been lied to

>>37559945
you have to do the konami code to fix that

>>37559755
Nice, he gave holsts a breast increase so theyre comparatively large again.

>>37559945
they do, you just have to find them in candyland

>>37559965
>Buffs holst to have bigger tits instead of nerfing everyone smaller
KC truly has the best balance patches

>>37559965
Back when the RPG holstaur was revealed KC joked that he seems to make the holstaur's breasts larger every time he draws her.

>>37559965
I think chest creep just made newer monstergirls approach the Holstaur's endowment rather than reaching her or beating her. I don't think there's any example of a profile pic showing a better endowed monster than the one here.

>>37560086
sandworm and apophis are pretty stacked.
an an aside, raijus interesting because i feel like her profile is more stacked than she is usually represented in fanart which is pretty rare.

>>37560086
The literal tit monster needs to be peerless, she can't be approached and certainly not matched.

>>37560046
He just gets it. I hope KC checks himself a bit after this because we're getting into questionable proportion territory, though.

The fact that KC is clearly a lolicon and yet draws such great huge tits as well is a fucking blessing, we don't deserve him.

Here's your apophis bro

>>37560148
I will make you taste my shoe, if you don't change her back!

>>37560135
>The literal tit monster needs to be peerless
There was a human girl who might have matched her. But the fact that she could compete with Holstaurs in breast size is probably a big reason why her monsterization turned her into a Holstaur.

>>37560139
I think his tastes are too diverse for him to be considered a lolicon, or at least just a lolicon. He's certainly denied it in the past, noting he draws what interests him and that's all there is to it.

>>37560135
>>37560262
Oh, there's the Wonderworm. Her profile pic probably has the same breast size as the Holstaur profile pic.

>>37560262
sure but that's wil isn't it?

>>37560319
The art yes, but the MGE Gaiden girls are canon.

>>37560319
>sure but that's wil isn't it?
What?

>>37560086
Creeping Coin looks just as big.

>>37560334
WillSaga does much of the art for the MGE Gaiden books rather than KC (he tends to just do the cover art and some other major pieces). Still, KC presumably okays the designs.

>>37560293
>>37560366
I stand corrected. I guess the profile pic is just and example of an unusually small-chested Holstaur while the Wonderworm and Creeping Coin are some of the best endowed examples of their kind. The newer Holstaur drawings from Kenkou show more typical Hostaur endowments.

Oh boy can't wait for the weekend so I can go skinny dipping at the local river

>>37560413
This sounds like fanfiction.

>>37560366
Creeping Coin (the perfect OL CC monstergirl) is probably the most expressively interesting profile KC's made. Her look, her pose, her expression, it all conveys so much more than any other MG, except maybe mindflayer, who's close.

And the fact that golden money is literally falling off her kinda best represents what a life with her would be. Wild sex in the most horrendously decedent places, private jet- uh dragons, pure gold carriages rolling up to palaces, retiring to a humble farmstead together once the two of you tire of the world of riches and she'd pregnant.

>>37560467
Keep in mind that since the coins she produces are counterfeits you might not be quite as rich as you expect to be.

>>37560467
>Having sex on the back of a dragon
Now that's just being a bad roomie

>>37560467
since they're a mimic i want to know what other valuables they might disguise as

Has anyone watched any of these? Just came across them on twitter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlGaAES0GtE
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ1dakh7Z1FcaB6-09W5fCQ

>>37560498
The metal the coins are made of is itself valuable, so he's fine.

>>37560498
That doesn't matter, amassing meaningful wealth isn't the point of Creeping Coin, it's spending it lavishly and fucking off forever after you've experienced everything Elite Luminati Casino A (with the diamond laced toilet paper) has to offer. It's just pure opulence, plain and simple. It's 10/10 human whores on a luxury yaught.

It's the kind of wealth and lifestyle that leaves people feeling broken spiritually, and jaded, except through it all, through all the hollow faces smiling at you just to leech your wealth, there's some one genuine right by your side, and you get to put your penis inside her too.

>>37560515
All of those style channels tend to be terrible.

>>37559945
Only one Cow does chocolate milk anon and everyone is terrified of her.

>>37560640
nobody is scared of the lovespider. it's those creepy unicorn stalkers that scare us virgin anons.

>>37560640
She seems more likely to do horchata

>>37559945
>Anon fell for the "Dude trust me, I lactate chocolate milk, have a taste." prank.

>>37526706

>>37560753
Who's that Pokemon?!

>>37560843
(You)

Robo-milk>Lame normal milk

>>37560753
How I want to be that thing and endlessly touch my waifu.

>>37560900
>implying artificial milk is better then good old natural milk

>>37560413
Holst's Holsts get bigger every time KC draws them.
Pic related is an early attempt at a redesign for the game.

Notice that it's smaller than >>37559755

>get in the back of a baphomets limousine
>she's strapped into a childs carseat
would you be able to stifle a laugh in front of her?

>>37560413
>>37560979
For the record the Gunslinger isn't KC's art, it's Will's.

>>37561027
fuck no, I would be howling like a hyena, even as she sends her goons to mindbreak me

>>37560979
And before this art we had her World Guide 2 art.

What happened to the old Monster Girl Unlimited forum ? Is there are backup somewhere ?

>>37561060
kind of wish the bell kept getting bigger too

>>37561042
You shouldn't laugh at powerful monsters