/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37308277
Yuuka.

>>37309114
Yuuka is all about nurturing life
She'd definitely adore nurturing new life that looked like her

>>37308277
Anon.

>>37308277
Why sneed.jpg?

>>37308277
Probably any of the hags, like Yukari, Yuuka or Kanako. Imagine how frustrated their biological clocks must be after hundreds of years of not reproducing. Why, I bet the moment they found a young man who suited their taste, they would marry (and fuck) him on the spot, and damn him to an eternity of wedlock.

Gensokyo is a very dangerous place, report straight to Reimu and ask her for the way home if you ever accidentally get spirited away to there.

Imagine having the chance to fuck any Touhou you want and you just ruin it by starting a family.

>The number of eggs produced by the female range from three to seven
>It is believed that the common raven is monogamous and mates for life

>>37313826
Half youkai are superhumanly strong, so at least there's that going for your new bloodline, plus they'd have their mother's magic

>>37308277
Making the miko a mommy!

Which 2hu has the most fertile uterus?

Isn’t Iku canonically on Earth because she’s looking for a husband? Or is that just her species of divine being in general? I swear that was mentioned somewhere.

>>37316857
No. Other celestials do that to land potential mates. IIRC, Iku puts an emphasis on it being a taboo.

>>37313865
>ruin
*improve

>>37313865
I'm sorry anon but you're not gonna make it

Ran wants 10 kids, but Yukari won't let her leave the home during mating season

>>37317496
Going from being a nobody to being Ran's husband in TW is the best Ran experience ever.

>>37308277
Repopulate the Japanese wolf.
This is not a request.

>>37317853
why did momiji dye her fur?

>>37316361
Marisa. But she doesn't want to have children since she's gay.

>>37318064
That's not Momiji, but Momiji wants pups too

>>37318651
now thats a good 10gu

>>37308277
Reisen would be really scared in the beginning, but grow in confidence and eagerness over time

>>37308277
Remillia

ENTER

>>37322598
She would totally eat me. Just not in the way I want her to.

>>37323405
I could take her

>>37322598
THIS
>>37323405
NO, SHE'S JUST A LITTLE ROUGH!

>>37323814
Help I'm being charmed by a cute hag!

>>37324246
I can't help you, her charm is too strong!

>>37318388
But that's completely wrong and the magicians of the series are the ones with the worst possible wombs. You know what mercury and arsenic can do to a fetus, right?

>>37308277
Miko.

>>37328106
Ah yes the neolithic gf...

Kanako

>>37313826
>and damn him to an eternity of wedlock
O, woe is me!

>>37313766
crossies

>>37330311
Youkai are probably extremely possessive creatures, and lack any form of human morals
Yukari is liable to kill and eat anyone she thinks is trying to "take you away from her", including your friends and family members, and would feel absolutely no shame or remorse in doing so

Tewi requires more mochi pounders at Eintei.

Her rabbit hole will need a pounding in order to create more workers

>>37333646
No "crossie", it might be the same dudeguy that always shitposts from his apple phone.

I wonder from time to time if reimu would actually be the type to want a big family
I usually end up torn between 'she grew up mostly on her own so she might not want any children of hers to' and 'she might not really like physical contact all that much'

>>37334941
I post from a desktop

>>37333679
I have no friends or family members. It is an insignificant price to pay. Unfortunately I have nothing more to offer than my withered black heart.

>>37335308
Alright then wrong guy, other one used to post sneed a bit every now and then.

>>37308277
Most animals, so Ran, Chen, Nazrin, Tewi...

>>37330273
Suwako is scary.

Hina

>>37308277
Mentioning the lewd fox of mass procreation almost feels like cheating

>>37334998
consent is always an option

>>37308277
Junko

>>37342346
junkoid is too careless with kids. Clownpiece would be a better mother

>>37337297
why do all touhous have carbon copy clones whenever they're pictured with children?

>>37345479
Supernatural genes are dominant
Plus, by making them look like the 2hu, anyone can self insert as the father

Happy gappy is best gappy

>>37351206
I want to kick her in the belly

>>37308277
Rumia

>>37357274
>rumia
I don't have the story image.

>>37357274
You can probably trick her into having sex with you.

>>37372980
Indeed. Tell her it's a way to produce infinite human meat.

>>37334998
Something like that would interfere with her duties most likely, so it could be something forbidden or highly discouraged

>>37377193
Reimu has to give birth to a daughter at some point, to make her successor

Why was flan thread delete?
I still need the motorcycle flan

>>37308277
Wakasagihime without a doubt

>>37313826
>Yukari
>he doesn't know about her old husband Koizumi

>>37308277
Aya

>>37337297
Sometimes it happens in real life. Y cousins daughter looks exactly like she did when a kid.

If the role is usually passed down, >>37378559
If its purely assigned, then possibly >>37377193

>>37308277
Mice usually have big families don't they?
>>37341860
It would be one helluva a fight

>>37308277
Without a doubt, Yuuka. It's only logical.

>>37385975
It'd only be a hard fight if 2hus weren't weak to hypnosis

>>37388416
But how strong are you against hypnosis?

>>37324246
Good lord

>>37354381
You don't want to and you won't, in fact you can't because she is so strong and powerful that with just one look she will make you a shitty soup, even if you kick her belly you will probably break your leg because of that and then you will die, you fucking faggot

>>37308277
A dog
>>37354381
Extremely rude

>>37313914
I would love to have a clutch of eggs with Okuu and lots of cute birbs to make a big happy nuclear family.

>>37354381
Attempting to harm Yukari's baby will just result in you becoming nutrients for her baby

>>37345479
youkai genes are dominant.
i bet Rinnosuke looks exactly like her mother

>>37367099

>>37402155
S-Stupid Comic

Sakuya

>>37412627
Jesus Christ Sakuya put on some pants

>>37308277
me

God, I wish TW was a better game, I live to date all these ancient youkai.

>>37413980
She doesn't know any better.
Knowing Remi, she probably told her that shirt was a dress.
>>37419274
When I sleep I dream of Gensokyo

>>37308277
How can shrine maiden pregnant if no male in gensokyou?

>>37419993
Either we have an isekai situation or a futa situation.

>>37419993
There are plenty of men in gensokyo
They're all human

>>37423907
It's us

>>37316361
No, the question is which 2hu has the most firtile ANUS

>>37419993
Yukari gapping smelly, yellow, thick Outside World NEET cum into Reimu's womb while she's asleep or kidnapping one of the Hakureis from the Outside World.

>>37428257
silly anon, you can't impregnate an anus

>>37428257
All of the kappa. They shove shirikodama inside their tight buttholes to convert them into kappa eggs.
Source: my ass

>>37428591
Dude Reimu is like 1.45cm tall and she has to sit down to be head to head with the kappa, it's ridiculous. How fucking tiny are they?

>>37428664
Considering that Nitori, who is the tallest kappa, is just a bit shorter than Marisa, who is a head taller than a fairy, they're probably about 1.35m tall.
Also
>1.45cm tall

Murasa
hon är hav ande trots allt

>>37423928
Tewi is highly dangerous
She likes poking holes in condoms and leglocking

>>37429848
Lucky for me I like punching and biting.

>>37429848
Well as long as it's with you that's just being a good wife isn't it?

>>37430406
Why is this the only cockrobin doujinshi that isn't translated?

>>37430457
Not sure, I love his art, but I hate his plots. I dislike male on female rape. It should just stick to the initial femdom.

>>37430949
I love how pudgy and sexy his little girls look. It makes the graphic rape so much more appealing.

>>37431138
No anon, guys shouldn't rape girls. That's bad.

I wanna raise a whole flock of chicks with Kutaka

I will give junko a new son

>>37429848
What's the issue, anon?
Tewi thinks your kids would be cutest if they looked like her

>>37434709
She's wrong.

>>37429848
joke's on her, I had no intentions of using condoms in the first place and leglocking is hot

>>37308277
How could I start a family with a 2hu?

>>37460632
Just grab and go.

>>37460780
Sauce?

>>37462917
Imagine getting gangraped until late at night and then when you wake up hours later another guy finds you and kidnaps you.

>sneed.jpg
isnt sneed<

Keine is mommy material

>>37462917
https://exhentai.org/g/1971931/75602dddfe/

>>37308277
Yukari, because she can't handle the fact she wasted her youth and could have found the one (me) when she was not an old hag

>>37479823
Yukari is a youkai
She'll be young and fertile forever

>>37483670
My semen is ready

>>37419993
WRONG

>>37330273
Lmao I’ve read that doujin. Its very hot.

Ran is a popular momhu, despite little being shown of her alleged motherly attributes

>>37483670
>Yukari
>young
Choose one

>>37503516
Ran is an old catlady

>>37512994
Immortality, anon
Gappy is old as dirt, yet her body will never be

>>37308277
I don't know about wanting a big family, but I think Eirin would make a good mother

>>37522467
Eirin's already a mom, so this checks out

>>37308277
All beast type youkai. They go into heat periodically an go kidnap human husbands to sate it

>>37313865
You can create nu-touhou with your dick. You can become ZUN 2.

>>37544152
>kidnap human husbands
Why don't they do it with thier own kind? Wouldn't it be more troublesome to kidnap a Human?

>>37547716
Male youkai aren't qround anymore

>>37549009
Why did they go extinct?

>>37512994
This >>37515293 immortality means infinite, she can be forever young with 17 yo!

>>37550373
Youkai kidnapping and breeding human men = daijoubu
Youkai kidnapping and breeding human women = NOT daijoubu

>>37308277
Reimu, she doesn't have a choice

Using a dozen AIs and a little leeway these two are what might be prospectively the offspring of Yukari.

Unfortunately i couldn't base this on anime portraits, dunno how to get around with that shizz without it yielding amalgamated blobs, my apologies

The parents are:
A random yukari cosplayer ofc
An ai generated 7.5/10 movie cast/video game protagonist looking white dude
To note, did both of them had their hair absorb the eyebrows or were they just born that way? That on its own really needs some explaining..

>>37556826
Who's the poor sod she tricked into marrying her? Or did she just rape someone off the streets?

>>37558158
Yukari reproduces asexually, >>37556826 is misguided

>>37558158
Its this guy. Bit scrawny I know.. Maybe he couldve went for it from what I am looking at
I also got one for Reimu if you're curious

>>37558354
Shhhh

>>37558356
What if Yukari reproduces with the average /jp/sie?

>>37558420
Grab a picture of one and I'll let you know

>>37558158
(You) anon, (You)'re her new husband, and will be for eternity

>>37558356
Could you post the Reimu ones?

>>37565657
Here

>>37556826
An extremely robust argument for knocking up Yukari

>>37556826
>>37567676
Can you make one from Okuu? but I think it would be the same as Reimu's

>>37567676
Looks cute, what cosplay pics did you use for Reimu and Yukari?

>>37569537
This is.. well its quite a turnout from what you expected. Yes the man did have his glasses carried over to these kids lol and now I have switched things around a bit by choosing a cosplay that looked the closest to the Okuu image you posted which didn't take long to find one surprisingly

A pattern i noticed and have a mild issue with by the second picture and this one is that the children generation AI feature seems to plaster almost the same exact look for both sons and daughters, as if they were carbon copy twins or a gender swapping showoff.. The AI doesn't really attempt to distinguish whether you want the child to be different if you inputted it to be a boy or girl, im assuming this is only in specific cases where the AI doesn't randomly decide the daughter being younger than the son and vice versa (2/3 shows that is the case, likely an AI bias so I'm betting on it) Really makes you think

>>37572564
Compare AQ children to fairy litter! Let's see who really deserves to have their lineage continue!

>>37569537
https://imgur.com/a/sDAxMVd
All of whom are asians (the Yukari cosplayer's Chinese if my memory serves me right) thats the reason why the children resemble hapas, I'd rather not bastardize them by using western cosplayers and stay uniform to the thread's idea and due circumstances as much as possible yknow

>>37572564
Leaving the faulty genes of the father with glasses and that slightly wide nose, I think they fit well, the girl just needs to dress in her mother's clothes to be identical
>>37573714
Too flat

Except, you know.

>>37313914
"[StrangeChameleon (氷坂透, 水鏡ひより)] 仔育てCrow" was a good read.

>>37574153
>the girl just needs to dress in her mother's clothes to be identical
Ooh thats going to be a lot of effort for me, sorry. You're right on that assessment though for sure
>Too flat
If that was directed to the cosplay image I chose, I have a couple more cosplay pictures of Okuu left over from my search, you can look into them so that you might understand why I opted for it
https://imgur.com/a/pSTrpGp

>>37574488
No problem anon, thank you

>>37576029
You're welcome

>>37574488
What AI did you use?

>>37308277
Satori, she's just very repressed.

>>37572664
As requested, sorry for idling

>>37589046
Thanks, looks like AQ was right all along.

>>37574213
Gotta respect the dead mate.

>>37574213
I get the feeling that were she to have another child, she would indoctrinate them into searching for their older sibling at all costs.

>>37594751
Why would she do that?

>>37602332
Must kill Chang'e i guess?

>>37602916
does she know chang'e drank the hourai elixir? imagine she goes through all that trouble to reach chang'e only to find out shes unkillable. how much would she seethe?

>>37607967
Not much, as that immortality just means she can give her an eternity of torture

>>37607967
Anon, there is a reason those who drank the elixir get called hourai victims. You don't wanna drink that shit, as >>37608373 pointed out.

>>37608421
Ok, eternal torment It will be then.

Wait...If Chang'e is immortal, does that mean I could harvest her organs and they would grow back? Or hourai immortality doesn't work like that?

>>37615400
The only organ that's important to harvest from a Hourai immortal is their liver, and given that ordinary humans can regenerate their livers already, it's unlikely that there's any reason a Hourai immortal couldn't.

>>37615794
Oh boy! hourai immortals are a living Gold Mine then!

>>37309427
Loads of half-youkai.

>>37620582
I can only think of Yuuka's brood being a bunch of edgelords and chuunis trying to live up to the Kazami family name in order to make mama proud.

>>37308277
>Based on Myths
Ran. Any of the minor kitsune characters. Tsukasa.

>Based on Touhou lore.
Eh... Reimu would kind of need one. Not a big one though, just one heir. No clue otherwise, none of them seem into starting a family.

>>37623838
>Reimu would kind of need one
the hakurei maiden position isnt a bloodline position damn it

>>37623858
I swear to god it's been referred to as "the Hakurei Bloodline" in the past. Has it ever been confirmed it's not a bloodline thing though?

>>37623898
>I swear to god it's been referred to as "the Hakurei Bloodline" in the past.
well, maybe. zun sometimes has a habit of changing and retconning details (see earlier discussion of how yuuka acts ITT). inevitable with a series that's been going on for this long
>Has it ever been confirmed it's not a bloodline thing though?
on page 4 of chapter 20 of SSiB, Aya remarks that they "may have to find another shrine maiden before long" after reimu's been missing for 25 days, implying that it isn't a bloodline thing, but rather a position that can be transferred when necessary.

she also says "how many will this make, anyway?" implying that either hakurei shrine maidens have gone missing often enough to wonder about it (if it was something that only happened once or twice this comment would make no sense), or the position is transferred frequently, and if so where's all the previous maidens? it definitely implies GRIMSOKYO methinks

>>37623971
>see earlier discussion of how yuuka acts ITT
wait fuck wrong thread. i mean discussion of how yuuka acts here >>37465293

>>37623971
It's possible other Hakurei family members are still around. Either way though, I mostly took that comment to mean her being unsure how many Hakurei Shrine Maidens there have been in total. It's possible they all died from natural causes, or it's possible the turnover rate is very high and most of them get killed.

>>37623971
>implying that it isn't a bloodline thing
If anything, it implies it IS as they have to >find< a new miko, not just appoint some random chick as one, meaning they probably have to search for a Hakurei relative.

>>37623898
I still believe PC98's Reimu(靈夢) is Reimu(霊夢)'s mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzOUqOCRXOs&t=2s&ab_channel=redcar

>>37624176
Or search for someone fit for the task, not necessarily a relative.

There we go.

>>37627542
There are my beloved Luna and Seiran, I want to give a lot of children to each of those girls

>>37624491
This track is a special one. It's one of the first and has the more somber qualities of the early works that I kind of like. I wonder what modern touhou would be like if it maintained a darker tone in terms of art and music.

>>37627542
What the hell Lost Word devs?? Half of them are literal children! You're marrying off children like a muslim in Afghanistan!

>>37627542
I think I might be willing to marry Sanae even though she’s a slut.

>>37627777
Based devs, like the Azur Lane devs

>>37567676
Experiment guy here BTW, i'm naming the children Nathan and Laura respectively just to be sure

>>37628475
Anyone's free to make suggeations for the rest, I don't really have any good ones for them

>>37627542
I'm disappointed Marisa doesn't wear a tuxedo as her wedding outfit.

>>37627777
Only a few are children, and fairies don't have rights anyway.

>>37624491
I would buy it. PC98 Reimu feels like even more of a psycho than regular Reimu.

Do wonder about Marisa though.

>>37628475
>western names
Reimu would not get knocked up by a filthy outsider

>>37634527
Or would she..? I didn't want to go full WMAF at first, but I initially thought things wouldn't turn out more than people expected out of an average Asian couple. Personally I believe those don't stand out that much compared to their halfling counterparts, its not like im staying opposed to doing pure Nihonjin offspring or whatever you're saying, just that I wasn't expecting much to come out had I primarily used that as the input in comparison to any other race or ethnicity. I was also looking into this as a more of a outsider outsider situation standpoint, like as if you matched good looking randos from literally anywhere around the world and 2hus and put two and two together to you know obviously. I don't feel like that you will come to understanding me on this statement so you do you do anon, still considering looking more into your observation. Regardless of all of that though I wish you the best of luck.

>>37397716
>nuclear family
Nice

>>37627759
Star Vollage 2008 and Fire of Hokkai feel kind of somber too.

>>37621251
>a bunch of edgelords and chuunis
oh god that would make dinner table talk impossible
just imagine being an upbeat dad trying to ask everyone how there day was and you get this long ass speech about darkness or some shit

>>37634527
Unironically, I could see Yukari making it a policy to forbid Hakurei's from dating natives. All it would take is one husband to go mad with power for all of Gensokyo to collapse.

I mean, just imagine if somebody like Fortune Teller ended up marrying Reimu.

>>37636724
I feel all Half Youkai kids would be insanely chuuni edgelords by default. Especially in Gensokyo where they are probably the most priviliged humans around not named Hakurei.

>>37637919
Doesn't that Hakurei Shrine Maiden get decided by the Youkai?

>>37638299
Like I said above, I assume it's a bloodline thing.

Otherwise, they might just not be allowed to get knocked up at all. Anybody that could compromise the position of Hakurei Shrine Maiden would be a risk.

>>37638299
The youkai have the humans dancing on the PALM OF THEIR HANDS. Reimu is just their puppet

>>37638394
To be fair, Reimu is still basically the Bitch Queen of Gensokyo. There isn't much anybody other than the sages could do to get in their way. Most of previous Hakurei Maidens where most likely massive twats.

>>37638411
>Most of previous Hakurei Maidens where most likely massive twats.
They had to be, no spell card rules to protect them. Granted, they likely had the sages in their corner of anything went too far.

>>37636724
That sort of behaviour would be swiftly punished
Not cause its edgy, but because its goddamn uncreative

>>37638421
I imagine the sages basically gave them a carte blanc to do anything they damn well pleased though as long as it didn't harm Gensokyo. If only to made sure they stayed loyal.

>>37639148
Not that mommy dearest is any different.

goddamn i wish i was raped by youkai and made the father of many half-youkai children

>>37639526
You're getting raped by male youkai and you're gonna be the best mother

>>37639552
anon pls no...

>>37636724
"You see mom and dad.. we live in a society.."

>>37639707
Never make a wish with a monkey's paw

>>37639526
Would you even if the youkai looked like this?

>>37640019
"Mugenkan is not big enough to be a society."

>>37640136
without a doubt, yes.

>>37639526
What if you were meant to be taught the meaning of the pleasure of being cummed inside?

>>37641240
sounds gay. i will only accept the pleasure of being drained of seed

>>37641475
Wait, have I been gone long enough for this meme to be dead?

>>37620582
Baby's getting lots and lots of nutritious milk!

>>37640136
Perfect for doggystyle.

>>37640136
High test choice of gf

>>37640136
Yeah we do.

>>37639526

Same.

>>37638394
I wonder why the Hakurei God agreed to even lend its assistance with the barrier. Look at where it is now: no faith, no worshipers, it's own shrine maiden doesn't even know it's fucking name or how to worship it, and it's probably slowly dying of faith deprivation in a land where it should have no shortage of followers. It must be fucking fuming.

To add on to that, with the entirety of chapter 17 of Oriental Sacred Place, it's said that the Hakurei God's blessing is youkai extermination, yet it's shrine maiden is buddy-buddy with all types of youkai and they frequently party on its own shrine grounds (with some youkai even fucking living there). Can you imagine the sheer SEETHE the Hakurei God feels on a daily basis? It was definitely fooled by the youkai and now it suffers for it, forced to watch it's own shrine maiden manipulated to the whims of it's sworn enemies and unable to do anything about it. Kind of sad, but also funny.

>>37640136
shes a maneater maneater

>>37641962
Imagine what would happen if the Hakurei God just took his blessing back and just fucked off somewhere else to look for another Shrine Maiden

>>37642226
>reimu loses almost half of her powers
>completely speaking out of my ass but considering its called the "great hakurei barrier" the hakurei god's absence would probably be bad for it
It probably wouldn't be good for Gensokyo at all, which is likely one of the reasons the youkai keep Reimu in the dark about it all.

>>37642522
Wasn't Ran supposed to be the one who actually does the legwork of keeping the barrier maintained, which is powered by Yukari? As I understood, all the Hakurei god does is make Reimu fucking invincible at will.

>>37642561
Maybe? The wiki mentions that Reimu does play a role in maintaining the Barrier, but doesn't give a source for it so I dunno. She definitely at least has some power over it (she's able to send outsiders back to the Outside World after all, which you would presumably need authority over the barrier to do), but the extent of these powers besides that hasn't been mentioned I think. Assuming that her ability to send outsiders back stems from her status as Hakurei Shrine Maiden, she should be getting that ability from the Hakurei God, implying that they at least have some authority/power over the barrier.

As for Ran/Yukari, wiki mentions that Ran does Yukari's chores (which includes inspecting the barrier for damage), but Yukari likely does her own share of barrier-related work too, like when she saved Rinnosuke from getting whisked to the outside due to the barrier weakening.

>>37641962
It's possible the Hakurei God was evil all along. Assuming he's not just one of the sages in the first place.

>>37639526
Let's go.

>>37639526
Getting a youkai to view you as marriage material rather than food is basically the only way to survive Gensokyo.

>>37639526
It's not rape if you wish for it.

>>37641962
now i feel bad for the hakurei
we should have killed off those youkai when we had the chance bros

>>37641962
There is also a chance it is the Unknown God.

>>37649712
Helter Skelter..






i ship both reimu and manson btw

>>37642971
Reimu can also weaken the barrier when she wants, she was the reason Rinnosuke got spirited away in the first place.

>>37640136
I want her to bite my neck.

>>37652049
Humaned away*

>>37655262
*Half Youkai'd away.

>>37654647
Why? That can turn you into a youkai you know

>>37663997
He wants to get killed by Reimu. It's a fetish thing.

>>37663997
This isn't about fuckin vampirism anon, I just want her bite my neck.

>>37664939
Good man. You know what's up. Biting back is pretty great too.

>>37641962
wheres the touhou game where the final boss is the hakurei god trying to break the barrier to escape gensokyo?

>>37640136
Especially if the youkai looked like this.

>>37663997
Could non vampiric youkai turn people this way?

>>37640136
>held down and forced to impregnate the yamanba, kept around as a sex relief pet and breeding stud, if you try to escape she'll hunt you down as shes bigger stronger and faster, and if caught she'll give you pelvis-creaking rough youkai rape that night to keep you too tired to attempt escape again

>>37641949
ANON YOU MUST CONTINUE THE KONPAKU BLOODLINE

>>37378820
why does Flan ride so many motorcycles?

>>37641949
this is the second image ive seen where youmu holds you at swordpoint for sex. what gives?

>>37694310
I don't know if Flan or Remi rides more. But the reason why is because motorcycles are awesome.
You should buy a motorcycles. Motorcycles and cute 2hus are the best things in the world.

>>37627911
I still can't believe the anime had uncensored nips, even uncensored loli nips.
That's so rare for modern anime because of pandering to global (western) audiences.

>>37627872
She's too smart to be a slut

>>37627777
Praise allah my brudher

>>37589046
>daughter could like Malina Weissman
I'm in
>>37589145
Stop trying to bake Cirno. She's going to be my ring bearer

>>37460780
>>37463082
How can his art be so good, but his plots so terrible.
Just one non-rape plot
Please

>>37699851
Tewi stuffed into a coke furnace?

>>37699820
Tewi has gotten impregnated like a bajillion times at this point by various people, does Cirno really want used goods?

>>37708128
She thought she saw a carrot
>>37712835
Don't lie on the internet Tewi is a pure girl

>>37551214
Imagine drinking the Hourai Elixir so you can nut inside an eternally young Yukari for all eternity

>>37716457
All rabbits in gensokyo are her descendants

>>37718043
All me

>>37308277
WEMMY

>>37378559
Agreed.

>>37718043
The whole way rabbits turn into youkai rabbits is more complicated than that.

>>37718257
FUCK OFF, TEWI

>>37721129
You can't handle the Tewi

>>37721719
Numerous men already have. She's like the Gensokyian bicycle. She's warmed everyone's bed at least once.

>>37724780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qGuXCOV0Q
Stop lying you bastard. What do you have against rabbits huh? Did a rabbit rape your mum? Were you really into Re:Zero? Just what's your problem.
Tewi is loyal and not a slut. So you better stop saying so.
Rabbits are not sluts.

>>37728452
Anon, you can't just keep denying reality like this. She's a rabbit. Rabbits fuck. A lot. The phrase "breed like rabbits" didn't come from nowhere. She's also 1,300 years old. That means she's had plenty of time to fuck. She's without a doubt used goods at this point.

>>37733982
She is not some 3D roastie anon. She is a magic youkai rabbit with a heart and soul of pure gold.
Also, It's said that she knows every youkai rabbit, but not that if a youkai rabbit were to come into existence that she would automatically know, but instead that word would spread fast because youkai aren't created often.
Also Tewi BECAME a youkai. Meaning so did others. Meaning they aren't her children.
You have no proof and therefore she is not used goods.

>>37733982
Tewi has eaten 1300 years of her own poop pellets

Talk shit about my rabbit wife again! C'mon, say that shit again!
I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker,
say it one more goddamn time!

>>37690937
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34321252
literally that

>>37734149
>She is a magic youkai rabbit with a heart and soul of pure gold.
All Youkai are sluts. They are flighty womanchildren with no understanding or care for human morality. Most of them regularly molest people for fun.

>>37737566
t. Reimu
Just seek help from Yukari already. It's an abusive relationship.

>>37737566
Shuttup Reimu you slut. Don't project your whoring ways onto my youkai

>>37734364
your waifu is retarded and shit

>>37735028
This fic is much cuter than the anon's scenario, in it the guy proves his strength and ends up married, not kept as a slave.

>>37738046
She is not shit. She is beautiful and nice

>>37737653
>>37737870
Reimu is not a slut. Hakurei Shrine Bloodline only needs to be gifted to certain individuals.

Sanae is the slut Miko.

>>37641962
The Hakurei god isn't a character, it's the player. Reimu doesn't know her god's name because you don't type your name in until after the game is done, followed by a reset. The player blesses her with youkai extermination skills through our guidance while controlling her, even though we like all of the youkai characters.

>>37749046
rinnosuke knows our name though. is he (((aware)))?

>>37749070
He is. That why he's the only male character that has his own series.

>>37308277
This is Reimu's body after three heavy pregnancies.

>>37750298
She turns into an abomination?

>>37750575
>big boobs = abomination
Sorry, not everyone is a lolifag.

>>37751126
Look at the pictures, Anon. This has nothing to do with lolis.

>>37567676
isn't Reimu japanese?
did she fucked a white guy with non recessive genes or something?

>>37641949
Nooooo Youmu, platonic friends don' tdo these things, HELP YUYUKO-SAMA IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

>>37734364
is that a bit overkill Tewi?

>>37752701
She isn't here. We're all alone, Anon-Kun. Don't struggle and accept your fate.

>>37308277
Yuyuko, but she's sterile.

>>37695178
Living in the underworld and working for Yuyuko makes a girl go strange...

>>37695178
>second
Mind posting the first one?

>>37754119
Death cannot give birth to life.

>>37754520
Some of the Towako H-manga I've read would say otherwise

>>37754366
God I wish that was me. On that note, do you think her phantom part feels something as well when doing it?

>>37754697
Most likely

>>37749046
So basically we're Armok from Slaves of god chapter II: Dwarf fortress.

I want a big family with Tewi
>>37754366
I hope this anon isn't banned. He doesn't deserve a ban.

>>37753121
Youmu's so happy that you're going to make her a mom

>>37663997
no that only works for vampires.

>>37428257
>>37428591
Kappas don't have an anus. They have three. Don't you know anything about their folklore?

>>37766135
Now i need more information of topic of kappa anus fertile anus interaction.

>>37760988
And I'd be happy to make her one as well

I want to have a family with Cirno

>>37767462
ehehe
But really anon, that's dangerous

which 2hu would die the most painful death in childbirth?

bros I finally realized how dangerous fairies are
they are nature itself so that also means fertility
no human male would stand a chance against their velvety premium pussies

>>37769262
Marisa, as the fairies can't conceive and any youkai would regenerate any damage instantly

>>37308277
none, since none of them are real.

>>37742781
prove it then.

>>37769580
It is a law of nature that she is perfect.

>>37769564
proof?

>>37769648
then why do I gag when I look at her.

>>37769664
touhou is a video game, that's my proof.

>>37769697
do you have proof for that?

>>37769697
tony hawk pro skater is also a video game. whats your point?

>>37769708
yes I do kiddo. >>37769710
this nutjob think's touhou is real.

>>37769728
Touhou is real though, you said it yourself.

>>37769685
Because you are unnatural
>>37769728
2hu is real.

>>37769733
it is real in the sense that it is a video game.

>>37769262
Reimu
The ritual for giving birth to the inheritor of the position of Hakurei miko requires the sacrifice of the current one

>>37769749
Yeah, but you said it wasn't real.

>>37769745
rabbit girls are unnatural and 2hu is a game kiddo.

>>37769763
on the contrary you nigger, female rabbits are very real.

>>37769755
I meant that as in the girls are just fictional characters in a game.

>>37769779
Did you? Your wording made it very clear.

>>37769768
humans with genetic rabbit ears are not real kiddo .

>>37769795
What's a "genetic rabbit ear?" You're just spouting schizo word salad now.

>>37769763
They probably think the same thing about a fool like you.
Rabbit power

>>37769787
pal just take you're meds, Cirno ain't real.

>>37769814
Yes she is. Have you never played the games or read anything?

>>37769803
A genetic rabbit ear is a person born with rabbit ears.

>>37769745
>>37769763
unnatural things are good though? its the natural thats bad

>>37769829
cirno is a fictional character kid.

>>37769842
Well they aren't real so I don't know why you brought it up.

>>37769857
She's she's real as a fictional character.

>>37769851
unnatural things are are bad kiddo, so go have a bad time.

>>37769814
Are you an idiot? You and Cirno would make a great couple.

why are people giving the child attention

>>37769870
computers are unnatural and theyre good. fairies are natural and theyre bad.

37769880
i agree with this man

>>37769878
unfortunately for you Cirno ain't real.

>>37769880
Yes
Back to posting my wife Tewi

>>37769905
Your wife has sex with other men when you're not looking. She's a whore rabbit.

>>37769888
at least there real, also there is no such thing as fairies.

>>37769900
Yes she is, schizo. She is in Touhou.

Yup I sure love my virgin rabbit wife. No one can beat her. She is the best, she is perfect.
It really is no mystery why some anon are so jealous of her perfection that they spread lies and slander.

>>37769987
Cirno is a fictional character kiddo.

>>37770004
If she is perfect and not just some fictional character, prove it.

>>37770018
That's what I'm saying retard, she is a real character.

>>37770004
You're so right anon. Reisen is so perfect.

>>37770036
geez pap you sound mad, go calibrate you puzzles.

>>37770057
Another word salad, you need your meds.

>>37770041
Reisen is just as bad as a raisin, just saying.

>>37770041
Oi, that's the wrong rabbit, but you get half points.
And that's a sample version of the full image.
I love my wife Tewi

>>37770066
whoops I meant kid, also go get dunked on.

>>37770080
here is some advice, don't marry rabbits.

>>37770080
I think I have the right rabbit. Tewi is just a hag in disguise after all!

>>37770104
All this talk yet you never had any proof.

>>37770066
you're

>>37770145
Incorrect. Did you not pay attention in English class today?

>>37770137
prove it then.

>>37770164
The burden of proof is on you.

>>37770162
you're

>>37770173
*your

>>37770172
why is it on me bro.

>>37770186
Because you made the claim.

>>37770182
it's you're pal.

>>37770195
it's your kid.

>>37770190
or maybe it's the way im dressed.

>>37770205
You smell like dog shit.

>>37770199
prove it then.

>>37770217
Read up
https://www.englishgrammar.org/your-vs-youre/

>>37770211
how do you know.

>>37770228
nah, to lazy to read right now.

>>37770248
You're reading right now.

>>37770257
I'm not going to read that.

>>37770270
9iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiproof?

>>37770277
my proof is that you're a weeb.

>>37770291
Now let's see you try to prove that.

>>37770124
I reject your advice and continue to love and have a family with my rabbit wife
>>37770135
All that means is that she has expert cooking skills in the body of a cute girl.
lolibabas are perfectly fine with me.
I respect your choice in wife, but I prefer my choice.

On another note, to the two anons arguing about nothing, please let this thread die on a positive note. Or at least post cute girls with your posts.

>>37770295
my proof is that you live in you're moms bacement and kiss a body pillow all night.

>>37770308
Why are you even on /jp/? Why are you even on 4chan?

>>37770308
I live by myself and I don't have a basement. This claim is irreconcilable with reality.

>>37770317
because retards like you keep feeding him (You)s

>>37770302
unfortunately for you she is a fictional character, also banging a rabbit is beastiality.

>>37770317
its because I want all of you to stop being dirty weebs.

>>37770334
There's nothing wrong with beastiality, the courts have ruled that it is a human right to be able to fuck animals, this is the cause of freedom that our ancestor died in the fields of France and Flanders for.

>>37770352
banging a animal is obviously wrong kiddo.

>>37770363
Your grammar is also obviously wrong.

>>37770363
If we kill them and eat them, fucking them seems like a lower sin. I mean, some of them beg for it.
I wouldn't fuck an animal, but if you really think about it, doesn't make much sense making it illegal.

>>37770370
just like banging animals kiddo, so get dunked on.

>>37770381
Not as bad as being an ESL.

Guys stop replying to the fucking troll and post your 2hu wife.

>>37770378
stop defending beastiality kiddo, remember what happed to mr, hands pal.

>>37770412
What troll?
>>37770417
Who?

>>37770423
mr, hands was a guy that fucked an animal an died later.