Thread has fallen low, so it´s time for Wizard Stories.
>Be a high class waiter for exclusive events.
>Or rather, bribe a high class waiter.
>And some other minimum wagies to let you and some of your friends work their jobs for one event.
>And what an event you get to work at in!
>A Lilim Homecoming.
>Furnished on Pre-Portal Fashion, this Social Gathering marks the time when a Lilim is encouraged to begin her husband-hunting.
>To mark the occassion, she is presented with her brand new armaments.
>Which the assessing, and "borrowing" of are the reason of your presence in here.
>Weeb Hobbies are more expensive than drugs, they have forced you upon this path.
>And you´ve assessed the Cursed Landsknecht in display for this event will be very valuable on the Fandango Market.
>The presenting of which has now opened your window of oportunity.
>You stop busying yourself driving a service cart here and there, and signal the playing band.
>Such good chaps they are. You made fast friends out of them last week, when you went to try an Irish Bar.
>It stops playing Renaissance Music, and all except the two cellists discard their disguises.
>They continue playing with this:
> https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
>They are "Bards", while the rest reveal themselves as Order Knights, and begin to reek havok.
>And as they play, supporting the rest of the party, and the Knights charge, an admirable, but doomed effort is performed for the event.
>Their sudden and violent marriage ceremonies give you time, though.
>After all, the costume of Antedelugian Zars´n Ezati is a foot and a half taller than you.
>And very complex to wear, too, when being brought out from a service cart.
>No Wizard would dare reveal himself as such, if not dressed on is finest regalia, after all.
>And as Monsterkind starts flexing on doomed adventurers, you are there.
>With your practiced, gravel baritone, you present yourself, the Wizard Zars´n Ezati.
>And then, you let the shocked audience give you more than enough time to grab the blade, and teleport away.
>Monsterkind has been successfully de-smugged for today, and you prepare to lay low, for they shall give chase upon your 7 proxies for a time...