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37407643 No.37407643 [Reply] [Original]

I'm tired of all you mean people saying horrible, horrible things about Alice-chan and so I'm giving her a thread far away from all the sex-crazed and bully-lusting deviants.
Please only discuss how much you love Alice and make no mentions regarding her being creepy or hurting her - ESPECIALLY involving a certain gardening implement!

>> No.37407689
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37407689

>>37407643
>sex-crazed and bully-lusting deviants
Alice better get used to those folks, because they're the only ones insane enough to date her.

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>>37407689
No, no you're wrong, Alice could get any man or woman she wanted to, she just doesn't feel like it right now...

>> No.37407703

Everyone wants to bully Alice! How would you like it if Alice bullied YOU?!

>> No.37407795

>>37407696
I can see your underwear Alice, gross!

>> No.37408037
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>>37407696
Cute feet!
>>37407703
Might be kind of nice.

>> No.37408091

>>37407703
I doubt Alice could bully anyone. She'd probably start stuttering and say something lame that she thought sounded really cool in her head.
Not to mention that Alice is a masochist who loves being bullied!

>> No.37409489
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>>37408091
Aww! poor girl
She is so sweet
she just shy
she just need some love and cuddles
there's not reason to be mean with her.

>> No.37409814
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Alice is [this] close on commiting a mass shooting at Keine's school

>> No.37410107

>>37407643
I haven't said a single bad thing about Alice in months. What are you talking about?

>> No.37410322

I like how OP doesn't deny she is creepy

>> No.37411185
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>>37408091
Alice is only good at bullying those smaller than her. And that's only cause she resorts to physical violence!

>> No.37411461

>>37407643
Why is Alice so weak to coins?

>> No.37411834
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>>37409814
Alice wouldn't shoot up a school that isn't her own! nor would she shoot up a school!
>>37410322
She's not 'creepy', she's eccentric!

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>>37411834
You're right, she'd rather blow it up instead!! Probably after making a long-winded speech in the speech that got interrupted by having a juice box thrown at her face

>> No.37413517
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If I were to cuddle with Alice and make her feel loved, would that fix her?

>> No.37416865

>>37413517
yes

>> No.37416882
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>>37413517
You can't fix what isn't broken Anon

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>>37416882
I see. Since she doesn't need it, I'll shower Marisa with affection instead.

>> No.37417082

I want to cut her head off...

>> No.37417107

I want to feel her tights covered legs on my body!

>> No.37417293
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37417293

How many Alice-like women have you seen in your life, Anon?

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>>37413517
The only way you can make Alice feel loved is by indulging in her disgusting fetishes

>> No.37417504

>>37417293
None, unfortunately.

>> No.37417525

>>37417359
You will never be Alice's selfiestick...

>> No.37417674
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>>37417359
Why does Alice obsess over somebody who hates her?

>> No.37417735
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>>37417674
That's because she hasn't seen the REAL Alice! Marisa's only been shown the worst of Alice by fools like Aya . Who've slandered my image for long enough. If she truly got to know Alice, then she would realise how perfect I truly am, if only she would just be open-minded...

>> No.37418379

>>37413517
you can't fix years of mental derangement with a hug, anon

>> No.37418772

>>37417359
What disgusting fetishes does Alice have in addition to the pee stuff?

>> No.37418818

>>37417359
Does Alice have a rape fetish? Because I'd be more than happy to indulge in that.

>> No.37418853
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>>37418772
>>37418818
Write a fetish and there's an 80% chance Alice has it. Vore, selfcest, fart, tickling, diapers, pegging, you name it.

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>>37407643
Sorry Alice but i like more mom more

>> No.37419160

>>37418853
That's gross.
Alice is gross.

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>>37419169
That someone is me

>> No.37421556
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>>37419169
Here Alice. Have a hug!

>> No.37422020

>>37419169
What's it like to hug Alice anyway?

>> No.37422296
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>>37418853
I want Alice to tickle torture me!

>> No.37422821
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>>37418853
Getting pegged by Alice doesn't sound bad at all.

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>>37418853
>>37422821
And threesomes with her and Lolice? This just keeps getting better and better.

>> No.37423038
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>>37422977
I'd rather have a threesome with Shinki and Alice. And by threesome I mean having sex with Shinki while Alice sits in the corner masturbating.

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Everybody loves Lolice!

>> No.37423959

>>37417293
only in my dreams

>> No.37424637

>>37422977
>>37423877
Alice used to be so cute. What happened to her?

>> No.37424677
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>>37424637
Alice is a womanchild and doesn't take care of herself. The reason why she looked so cute was because others took care of her hygiene for her. Like showers, laundry, getting her hair done etc.

>> No.37426647 [DELETED] 

>>37424677
Another reason is that when a little girl plays with dolls, it's cute and normal. When an adult woman does it, it's just creepy.

>> No.37426939 [DELETED] 
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>>37426647
Yeah well that's cause your dolls SUCK. If your dolls could explode then you'd be playing with them every day!

>> No.37427026 [DELETED] 
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>>37424677
Alice needs to move back to Makai so her mom can take care of hygiene again!

>> No.37427037 [DELETED] 

>>37407643
I love this crying Alice picture.

>> No.37427105 [DELETED] 
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>>37427026
No! Alice needs to learn to take care of herself! She can't even cook properly!

>> No.37429162
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Hello! Alice residence, how may I help you?

>> No.37429261

>>37427105
It's too late, anon. If she didn't learn such basic everyday tasks when she was young, she'll never learn them now.

>> No.37429319

>>37427105
Alice will never find a husband if she doesn't change.

>> No.37429453
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>>37429261
Do not give up on Alice! We need to encourage her and motivate her to do it!

>> No.37429567

>>37429453
Cooking and cleaning are far beyond the reach of someone like her who can't even take a shower or brush her hair when she needs to. Alice is a lost cause.

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>>37429567
She's only a lost cause when she's dead! All you'd have to do is convince her that these are the things that would help her get friends. She could become the local cook!

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>>37424677
>>37427105
>>37429453
>She can't even cook properly
What a shitty lie!
Alice is completely capable of cooking and she is pretty good at that!
She is also capable of cleaning, sewing and other things! ​
Alice is lonely, has weird habits, has no social skills, and is kinda creepy!
but she is also self-sufficent!
that's why she has been capable of live by herself for so much time!

>> No.37429704
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>>37429659
Nice try, Alice, but we have pictures of your end-result. It is absolutely atrocious!

>> No.37429769
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>>37429704
nothing but nitpicking!
Akyuu herself said Alice cooks her own food!

>> No.37429976

If Alice is really such a bad cook, couldn't she ask her mom to teach her?
Alice is going to become a mother one day, so knowing how to cook will be a very useful skill for her.

>> No.37430023
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>>37429976
I'm gonna teach her...
I'll definitely do
For her
For our child

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>>37429976
Her mom would probably end up just sending prepped meals to her. She knows how busy Alice is and whatnot! Or atleast she thinks she's very busy!

>> No.37431026

>>37429162
alice talking with ness' father

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>>37429704
I don't know, that looks pretty tasty to me

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>>37431026
What about her own father?

>> No.37431885

>>37431862
We don't talk about Mr Margatroid

>> No.37431897

>>37431862
Went to buy liquor and never came back.

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>>37431897
>Went to buy liquor and never came back.
Or he was just tired that his wife get birth to nothing but females

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Oh no! Alice is hanging out in the kids' playground again!!!!

>> No.37435880

>>37434648
Put that Mari down right now Alice!

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>>37435880
She just wants to show Mari her dolls, nothing wrong about that! And maybe even take her home to show even more dolls

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>>37434648
If Alice wanted to play with the kids in the playground, all she has to do is go to Makai, have Shinki regress her with magic, and ask her to take her there!

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Alice legs!

>> No.37439600

>>37436116
Hopefully Shinki raises Alice properly this time and she grows up to be a normal woman, instead of becoming the isolated doll weirdo.

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>>37439600
If she failed once she'll fail again

>> No.37439758

>>37439600
If she manages to properly potty train her this time around, then she's already done better than last time.

>> No.37440169
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Alice is SICK and TIRED of your lies and slander!

>> No.37444928

>>37434648
disgusting alice! why the authorities refuse to arrest her!?

>> No.37445247

>>37444928
She bribed them.

>> No.37448760

>>37445247
even a corrupt officer would feel disgust at alice offering anything at all

>> No.37449900
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Would you play video games with Alice?

>> No.37449976
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Alice has many friends

>> No.37455335
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Uh oh...

>> No.37459563
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Teaming up with Alice to kidnap Marisa-chan!

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>>37459563
Teaming up with Shinki to kidnap Alice-chan!

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>>37459591
Alright, what now?

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>>37459939
Oyakodon

>> No.37460354

>>37440169
what's she gonna do give me a welt with her mcdonalds airsoft gun HAHAHAH

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>>37460354
You best not tempt her! She's gonna use it! She's gonna use it!!!!!!

>> No.37460826
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>>37440169
>>37460403
You deserve to have your butt spanked for having your finger on the trigger, Alice.

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>>37460826
Gun safety is for cowards, which Alice isn't!

>> No.37461041

>>37460970
That's it, I'm calling Shinki.

>> No.37461048
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>>37460970
Airsoft guns are too dangerous to handle for someone like Alice. She should stick to more age appropriate toy weapons like magical girl wands.

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>>37461048
Actually she might hit someone in the head with that. She should stick to dolls instead!

>> No.37467405

Would Alice be my friend?

>> No.37470133
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>>37467405
Will you come to her birthday party?

>> No.37471370

>>37429769
I want to make Alice a happy pregnant housewife

>> No.37471881
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>>37470133
Absolutely!
And if no one else comes, I'll have Alice all for myself!

>> No.37471955
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>>37471881
Will you bring her a very nice gift? Or will you be a loser that will bring a shitty gift that Alice will throw into the trash!?!?!?!

>> No.37473187

>>37471955
I thought Alice would be happy that I showed up, but the way you're talking makes it sound like she's more interested in the gift than in me being there.
>gift that Alice will throw into the trash!?!?!?!
Does Alice really do that? Doesn't she realize that she's hurting other people's feelings?
Even if she doesn't like the gift, someone gave it to her with the sole intent of trying to make her happy. Throwing it in the trash is the same as throwing someone's goodwill in the trash.

>> No.37473202

The only good part about Alice is her panthose and boots.

>> No.37473849
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>>37473187
Simple, you gave enough consideration to come to Alice's birthday party, but didn't have the time to think of a gift? That's dumb!

>> No.37474401

>>37473849
Even if Alice gave me a terrible birthday gift I wouldn't throw it away.
Just having her be with me on my birthday would be the best gift I could ask for.

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>>37473202
The only good thing about Alice is Shanghai

>> No.37478404

Post more crying Alice.

>> No.37483789
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Alice wants to go for a walk around the forest with you!

>> No.37486702
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>> No.37486848

>>37473849
But i'm bad at coming up with gifts: I'd probably buy her either flowers or a video game. Is that good enough?
I hope we get to play the game together then and we become friends.

>> No.37487224
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>>37486848
Please do not gift Alice any violent video games, her mother would not like that.

>> No.37495941
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>>37478404
Alice is pretty cute when she's just gone over the brink.

>> No.37497606

>>37495941
Shanghai making the same face is hilarious.

>> No.37507763
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37507763

I can't imagine Alice being this happy again

>> No.37509454

>>37507763
She never will be.

Neither will you.

>> No.37509867

>>37509454
I will when I marry her.

>> No.37509887

>>37419169
Posting to hug Alice

>> No.37509933
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>>37419169
I hope she's having a good day

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>>37440169
Don't let her cute looks fool you, Alice is a stone cold killer. She served in the war.

>> No.37512742
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37512742

Have you seen this girl?
Im going to alice

>> No.37514372

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Only one, I don't even remember her face it was like five years ago... But I try to be the best version of me so I can a better man, for her...I love alice...is the only thing that keeps me going...
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>>37512121
My wife alice is so cute
I love her!
Alice!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.37514396
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37514396

Well? Come sit down, anon!

>> No.37514409

>>37514396
I'm waiting so long...
I'm waiting so long...
I'm waiting so long...
I'm waiting...

>> No.37514421

>>37514372
Shut the fuck up Alice!

>> No.37514423
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37514423

I've searched a lot, but I can't find her...

>> No.37514436
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>>37514421
The fuck did you said bout my wife?

>> No.37514456

>>37514396
Where do I sit?
Hourai is taking the 2nd chair

>> No.37514462
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>>37514456
You sit on the floor like a good little boy

>> No.37514508

>>37514462
Maybe i'll go to someone else, then...

>> No.37514541
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>>37514462
Obeying Alice sounds like a good idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>> No.37514588
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>>37514508

>> No.37517071

>>37514541
I have an idea, alice can sit on my face

>> No.37517329
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>>37517071
Sounds dangerous.

>> No.37517563

>>37517329
Do not worry, I'll be fine
I wouldn't do this for other girls, only for you,alice

>> No.37518010
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37518010

>>37514588
Not cry alice...

>> No.37518620

>>37514588
I'm sorry Alice!
I'll stay & sit on the floor after all, it's okay

>> No.37519993
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37519993

If you wanna date Alice, you're gonna have to play basketball and beat her!

>> No.37520223
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>>37519993
Will her 8ft+ tall mom and onee-chan join her team? If they do, I stand no chance and might as well just date someone like Patchouli instead.

>> No.37520230

>>37514462
I'll take this opportunity to peek under Alice's skirt!

>> No.37521157

>>37520223
They'll be busy cheering Alice, outfits and pom poms included!

>> No.37528130

>>37509933
Same.

>> No.37529091

Alice...

>> No.37530227

>>37521157
Watching the bouncing boobs of Shinki and Sacchan while they wear cheerleading outfits would be such a distraction that Alice would easily win.

>> No.37532045
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>>37530227
How very distracting indeed!

>> No.37532118
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>>37532045
Shinki has such a lewd and erotic body!

>> No.37532264
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37532264

Please do not lewd Alice's mother. It makes her angry (and jealous).

>> No.37532324
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>>37532264
Can we lewd her older sisters? Sacchan and Yumeko are also very well endowed.

>> No.37532720
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>>37532324
No! You will admire Alice and Alice only! Regardless of whether she showered that month or not!

>> No.37534105
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>>37532720
I think Alice has pretty legs!

>> No.37534367

>>37532264
I only love alice!

>> No.37534461
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37534461

>>37532720
But her sisters have so eroi bodies. And they shower every day!

>> No.37538685

Would Alice's mom think Tetris is too violent of a game for her daughter?

>> No.37538794

>>37538685
She'd think her daughter is a nerd for playing it.

>> No.37538832

>>37538794
But I heard everyone loves Tetris, even girls!
Alice's mom would probably love Tetris too...

>> No.37538854
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>>37538685
She would think it's too sexual the moment she'd see the T-block being wedged in

>> No.37542548
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37542548

Alice doesn't care for you at all.

>> No.37542575

>>37542548
That's okay, I don't care for her either.

>> No.37542645

>>37542548
That claim's utterly baseless, but I'm gonna' need a source for that image, if you'll be so kind.

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37542679

>>37542548
I'm only interested in her body, so I guess that's fair.

>> No.37544105

>>37542679
Flat chest dork alice> every other alice
Also
I hate society so much is unreal

>> No.37553117

I'd like to princess carry Alice around but i'm afraid that she smells
She wears nice clothes & cute tights though so it can't be that bad

>> No.37553399
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37553399

>>37553117
I bet she hasn't done the laundry for months!

>> No.37553413

>>37419169
posting

>> No.37555462
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I love all Alice!

>> No.37555742
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>>37555462
Even this one?

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>> No.37555831

>>37555791
I want Alice to trick me and lock me in her closet.

>> No.37555859

>>37555791
I want Alice to trick me and make me into one of her dolls.

>> No.37555932

>>37555791
How thoughtful and nice of Alice!
Maybe i'll stay and get her more gifts after all
I wonder what the room is like

>> No.37555966

I want the Goliath Doll to sit on me.

>> No.37555978
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37555978

Alice molests other girls and brags about it.

>> No.37556018

>>37544105
>I hate society so much is unreal
What does that have to do with Alice?

>>37553117
>>37553399
I'll forcefully drag this loser to the bathroom and give her a very long bath.

>> No.37556524
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>>37556018
Alice can bathe herself, leave her alone! She's not a baby!

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>>37556524
Imagine giving a bath to Alice with Shinki while all of Alice's sisters watched and made comments on how dirty she is!

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>> No.37557990
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37557990

>>37555791
Looks like Marisa decided to accept the offer

>> No.37558207
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>>37556524
>Alice can bathe herself
Then why doesn't she?
Honestly, Alice feels like she has the mind of a 5 year old. She isn't anywhere near mature enough to be living by herself.
After I'm done bathing her, I'm taking this oversized baby her back to her mom.

>> No.37561049

>>37556018
>What does that have to do with Alice?
Alice keeps me sane

>> No.37561274
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>>37561049
That's kind of her.

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>>37558207
Alice is a very busy lady, please understand that she has very little time for things like showers!

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>> No.37569658
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>>37407643
someone have pic of alice with green-yellow eyes?

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37569757

>>37569441
I don't want to hear that from you, Alice-chan.

>> No.37570084
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37570084

>>37558207
Alice needs a mom or a Yumeko to look after her bathing schedule!

>> No.37578747
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37578747

Oh how I love her... Shanghai...

>> No.37578965

>>37578747
Alice cute

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>> No.37583382

>>37563264
The Medicine one is the best.

>> No.37593652

>>37514462
What's with that look?

>> No.37594115

>>37593652
I think someone hit her black-painted luxury car

>> No.37597625
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37597625

Alice in the news.

>> No.37597819
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>>37597625
I bet Alice has this framed on her wall and shows it to every single guest

>> No.37598133
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>>37597819
Alice doesn't have guests.

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37602964

>>37598133
You're right, they're victims, not guests

>> No.37610990

>>37602964
Victims of a cup of sweet tea and cookies!

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37611935

>>37610990
>Victims of a cup of sweet tea and cookies!
Victims indeed!

>> No.37618916

>>37542548
alice is not qualified to work in a company either

>> No.37619172
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37619172

Alice gets off on other people drinking her puke

>> No.37620553
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37620553

>>37619172
Alice is a sick degenerate.
There's a reason why she'll never have a boyfriend.

>> No.37621106
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37621106

>>37620553
But Alice already has a boyfriend:
ME

>> No.37621484

>>37621106
Does she ask you to drink her vomit?

>> No.37621618
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37621618

>>37621484
Yes, and i gladly pleased her

>> No.37625816

>>37621106
Yes, me

>> No.37625854

>>37597625
TRANSLATE IT, WEEBS (pretty please, if you don't mind)

>> No.37625887

>>37602964
alice wants to fuck aya 3 times

>> No.37631483

>>37625887
I want to fuck Alice 3 times.
I won't take responsibility if she gets pregnant.

>> No.37633999
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>>37625816
No, MY WIFE!

>> No.37634159
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37634159

https://youtu.be/sBqgB7WWorM

>> No.37634829

>>37631483
no anon, you should take responsability!
why would leave a poor innocent baby near alice?

>> No.37638959
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37638959

Have you seen this girl?

>> No.37638969

>>37633999
My wife alice looks so cute

>> No.37639081

>>37634829
But I want Alice to feel the despair of becoming a single mother.
Would it be fine if I leave for 9 months and come back just before our kid is born?

>> No.37640942
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>> No.37641024
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>>37640942
Alice should really be taking the happy pills Eirin gave to her.

>> No.37643625

>>37640942
That doujinshi was hilarious from beginning to end.

>> No.37653306
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Alice!!!!!!!!

>> No.37654849
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>>37653306
Alice!!

>> No.37655180

Alice performing a ritual?

>>37653967

>> No.37655199
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Alice.

>> No.37655403
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37655403

What did she see?

>> No.37660149
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37660149

>>37621618
>me at alice's left.jpg
But anon, there's no one on her left.

>> No.37660967
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37660967

>>37660149
wrong anon, here is me(Alice's boyfriend) kissing Alice

>> No.37660999
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37660999

>>37660149
God I wish that were me getting dressed by Alice.

>> No.37661157
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37661157

>>37660149
H-how does Alice know that Marisa wears shimapan?

>> No.37669152

>>37625854
It's chinese sadly

>> No.37670327
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>>37654849
!!!

>> No.37672298

>>37625854
It is in Chinese. However it appears to be some dumb celebrity drama. Someone photoshopped some controversial celebrity into Alice as in the bottom of the stack of 3 images. The top is the art that her supporters made.

>> No.37680210
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>> No.37680704
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37680704

>>37680210
Beautiful trad girl

>> No.37681718

>>37407643
ITS A SHAME THIS BITCH DIDNT DIE LESS THAN A HUNDRED YEARS AGO

>> No.37686870
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37686870

Babu

>> No.37687437
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>>37686870
>smol alice

>> No.37693996
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>> No.37695248
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Contributing to this wonderful Alice thread

>> No.37695370
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>> No.37695509
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>>37625854
>>/jp/thread/11941181

>> No.37695744
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>> No.37696146

>>37695744
Arisu without blue eyes feels wrong.

>> No.37696181

>>37696146
ZUN gave her deep orange eyes in IN

>> No.37699528

>>37512121
Alice is still wanted for war crimes committed while she was working as a gun for hire in former Yugoslavia.

>> No.37699979
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>> No.37700085
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>>37699979
Oh no, Alice kidnapped Kogasa!

>> No.37700212
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>>37700085
Kogasa is small and not very smart, which makes her the perfect target for deviants like Alice.

>> No.37704591
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37704591

>>37699528
The rest of her PMC group, "French Doll" still remain at large.

>> No.37704726

>>37704591
>L85A1
>A1
Those dolls are in trouble if they get in a gun fight.

>> No.37707630
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>> No.37715249
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>>37707630
Alice, you're not fooling anyone, no one can read a page that fast unless it's a picture book.

>> No.37715555

>>37715249
Alice is not very mature for her age, so I wouldn't be surprised if she only reads picture books.

>> No.37715635
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>>37715555
I want to read Alice a picture book before bedtime

>> No.37722970
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>> No.37732684

>>37653306
Alice is for tender loving babymaking sex

>> No.37734068
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Alice has countless friends!

>> No.37734836
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>> No.37737488

>>37734068
I don't think two is countless. And considering how hesitant she was to include Reimu, they aren't very good friends.
Also, Marisa is a terrible person for asking that.

>> No.37743363
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Enough to buy her gunpla

>> No.37743551

>>37743363
Me at her left

>> No.37743579

>>37743551
Alice's or Shanghai's left?

>> No.37743899

>>37743579
Alice's left

>> No.37751759
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>>37751759
BIG DOLL

>> No.37760664

>>37475932
you'd think a tailor would have made some curtains after all these years.

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>> No.37771099

>>37761206
I want to rape Alice too.

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>>37771099

>> No.37778073
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I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.
I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.

>> No.37785032
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Alice, after visitors arrive

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>>37785032
What happened to her tie? It looks different from usual

>> No.37789716

Fact: Alice is the only being that doesn't deserve to be happy.

>> No.37789793

>>37789716
No, you're wrong!!! There's also me

>> No.37789893

>>37789793
We already said you Alice

>> No.37790028

>>37789716
>>37789793
I think that both anon and Alice deserve to be happy.

>> No.37790243

>>37789716
But why?

>> No.37790318

>>37789716
She does deserve to be happy, but only if she goes back to Makai

>> No.37792354

>>37778073
What the hell is Alice's problem? Why does she do this?

>> No.37792429
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>>37792354
She rarely leaves her house, please be considerate.

>> No.37792445
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Alice should take a shower

>> No.37792558

>>37792445
Those panties look suspiciously thick, Alice...

>> No.37798019

>>37792558
That's what she has to wear when she's visiting home after ruining Shinki's expensive sheets one too many times!

>> No.37798870
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Have you been good so that Alice Claus brings you a present?

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>>37798870
I'd rather get coal than see this creep go down my chimney. She'd probably even take a few things from my home or leave dirt all over the floor!

>> No.37805865

Is Alice a virgin?

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>>37805865
She won't be after I spend the night at her place.

>> No.37806062

>>37805865
Yes, Shinki keeps stealing her boyfriends. She thinks Yumeko deserves them more.

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>>37806062
I mean... Yumeko has a lot going for her compared to Alice...
>Commits herself to someone rather than to inanimate objects
>Can pull off beautiful long hair, Alice can barely manage her hair length without it looking filthy
>Very skilled at practical tasks such as cleaning, cooking and more
It's a mystery how Yumeko is still alone.

>> No.37806441

>>37806062
She won't steal me!
I'll approach Alice while she's ovulating, taking advantage of her horniness to convince her to have unprotected sex!
Shinki will become a granny!

>> No.37806465

>>37806426
>It's a mystery how Yumeko is still alone.
She isn't. We're getting married next summer.

>> No.37806571
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she is beautiful

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>>37806062
Alice is a hopeless womanchild who can't even take care of herself without assistance. It's only natural that Shinki redirects the attention of the men that show interest in her to her more deserving daughters like Yumeko, Sacchan and Louise. Shinki doesn't think that Alice is mature or responsible enough to start dating.

>> No.37808262

>>37808216
What if you were to show interest in Shinki herself? She is pretty cute after all

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>>37808262
She's probably a little lonely now that her very special friend was unsealed moved to Gensokyo.

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>>37808216
I can't believe Alice is so childish that Shinki's genuinely surprised to see that she has adult underwear lying around in her house!

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>>37812491
She's probably concerned about returning them to whoever Alice stole them from.

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>>37815959
Shinki should get some adult underwear for her daughter then. Christmas is just around the corner!

>> No.37816611

>>37816234
Alice doesn't act her age. Why should she be allowed to dress appropriate to it?

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>>37816611
Well, she's still an adult! And Alice should be able to show off her body at the beach without looking like a middle schooler!

>> No.37817003

>>37816807
I feel bad for any guy who thinks she is attractive and tries to talk to her, only to then find out how immature, childish and annoying she is.

>> No.37817551

>>37817003
I think Alice would look really cute throwing a temper tantrum though...

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>> No.37817775
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>>37816807
Middle schoolers don't play with dolls, anon. Alice's hobbies consist of activities typically enjoyed by elementary schoolers or even younger kids.

>> No.37817798

>>37817775
I want to see Alice wearing a JY uniform.

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>>37817775
Yeah well Alice's dolls are way cooler than the ones used by elementary schoolers. If high schoolers had access to Alice's explosive dolls that could also pierce things with massive lances, they'd be a smash hit everywhere!
Alice's dolls aren't for babies, they're for cool people! Like Alice!

>> No.37820431
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Alice showing her panty collection to you.

>> No.37825880

>>37820431
Why does she own panties? Did she steal them?

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>>37825880
What do you mean why? She's a girl! What the hell do you think she wears underneath that dress?!

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>>37825944
Bloomers. What else?

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>>37826047
Bloomers are for stupid kids and immature girls, Panties are for adults like Alice!

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>>37826056
But Alice is stupid and immature! Bloomers suit her well.

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>>37826073
If Alice is so dumb how come her mom always said she's the smartest girl ever?

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>>37826100
Alice may have very well been smart for her age when she was like 5 years old. The problem is that she's not smart or mature on adult standards.

>> No.37828311

>>37826100
That's what parents tell kids who are specially dumb to make them feel better.

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>>37826182
Alice is so smart that even Keine offers private tutoring for her!
>>37828311
You're the dumb one!

>> No.37830057
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>>37828524
I'm sure she feels right where she belongs with the rest of the very special students like Cirno, Flandre, Rumia, Luna and Okuu.

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Piddle pants Alice

>> No.37831473

>>37830057
Luna-chan is very smart. Don't compare her to the doll dummy.

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>>37831473
Luna-chan is a big dum dum! She's even stupider than Alice, but pretends to be smart! Star is the highly intelligent one.

>> No.37832041

this thread is pretty scary desu
is this what bullying in japanese middle schools is like?

>> No.37832092
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>>37832041
It's perfectly fine to be scared of Alice, anon. Even though she's just a harmless loser!

>> No.37835815

>>37832092
>harmless
Yeah, she's harmless. Up to the point when she snaps and shoots up the human village.

>> No.37835936

Good night Alice. I hope you stay asleep forever this time.

>> No.37837570

Sleep well, Alice-chan, I love you.

>> No.37839050
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Alice is ready for bed

>> No.37839059

>>37839050
Shinki has gone too far this time

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