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>>373937 I`d also feel bad for all these Christians that would feel offended by having their God proven to be false.
This has already been proven. In fact it has been proven several times, but the christians just turn a deaf ear and a blind eye to it and keep acting like retards.

Eh? If I was in Gensokyo, I'd go to a warm place and hug Cirno all day.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?no_d2=1&sid=08/03/27/2033218

LAWSUITS!

>>373940 Eh?
Canadian faggot eh?

>>373940
>warm place
>hug Cirno

wut

also, April`s Fools, fools.

>>373945

Bullshit. I`m polish and I use 'eh' a lot too.

>>373947
This is not how April Fools works.

>>373947

You fail at April fools.

>>373939
What's great about Christianity (and religion in general) is that any evidence against the existence of a god is said to be put there on purpose by god to test their faith.

>>373949

Flags share the same color scheme.

Yes, they'll get right to stopping all progress on a project which has so far cost billions of dollars just because some uneducated idiots with wikipedia knowledge are a little scared.

>>373952

It is scientifically proven that humand tend to believe in gods.
This is a measure of evolution to give them hope, which rises theyr wil lto survive and therefore keeps the race alive.

>>373952
That is because religions that don't do that have a tendency to go away when their followers realize how bullshit it all is.

>>373953

CONSPIRACIES

It would be a crime to not use it after all the effort spent building it.

Listen, when we turn it on, either nothing will happen, and everyone will know that the luddites complaining are full of it, or we all get Gensokyo'd, in which case it doesn't really matter anymore now does it?

>>373966


I`d like to reserve "living with alice" option then, guys. What do you want to take?

Could anyone explain please what this thing is and does ?

It will be used to heat moots soup faster

>>373970

Reisen, I'm a lunatic anyway.

>>373971
It is the Large Erection Collider. It transports everyone to Gensokyo.

>>373957
Clearly that means instinct is the enemy of progress. We should eliminate instinct so we can evolve as a species, don't you agree?

>>373971

It's a super super collidier.
It slams shit into shit so fast it creates shit like the big bang.

>>373975

Makes sense, and I thought it was a new japaneese penis enlargement technology.

No rly, what is this ?

>>373975
how does that collide our erections?

Is it because everyone in gensokyo is gay so we'll have to fence with each other to get off?

>>373970
I'd rather live alone. I'm a loner by nature and tend to dislike too much human interaction.

>>373977

Nah, I love my personal instinct to find little schoolgirls over 9000 yards away when they are alone.

LARGE HARD ON COLLIDER

Two(2) hard gays are flown over from Japan and the scientists put them on two ends of this huge science room and instruct them to move closer to eachother till their hardons collide.

>>ALICE (A Large Ion Collider Experiment) is one of the six detector experiments being constructed at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. It is optimized to study heavy ion collisions. Pb-Pb nuclei collisions will be studied at a centre of mass energy of 5.5 TeV per nucleon. The resulting temperature and energy density are expected to be large enough to generate a quark-gluon plasma, a state of matter wherein quarks and gluons are deconfined.

>>373984
Im sure that 99% of us here are, but under the new circumstances of Gensokyo and their hyped personalities, things could be different.

>>374001
If you really want me to pick one I'd go with Mokou for the lack of human interaction.

>>373999
ALICE learned spell [Quark-Gluon Plasma]!

>>373999
>ALICE

Now it`s purpose is so clear! They even named it properly so that we, "insiders", could recognize it! So, when do we gather in CERN?

My dad's a physicist and in talking with him one day he said that particle accelerators are a dead line. Sure they look and do fancy things but it's like taking a pocket watch, shooting it with a shotgun, and saying "Hey I think I just saw a gear fly by, I think this thing has gears in it"

We need something better to understand the building blocks of the universe but right now we're limited in our technology.

>>374021
How do we explore high energy physics without high energy experiments?

OK NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR PERFECTLY !

This baby will produce a black hole which would rip earth into pieces, but because it is converted into a strangelet beforehands we will wake um in Gensyoko and have hot dickings with the girls. RIGHT ?

You know, what's going to happen is that when the Collider gets turned on, nothing happens. At least, you'll THINK nothing happens. What will have actually happened is that we went from our world to the modern world with Gensokyo in it. The problem is that that world is EXACTLY like ours except that it has Gensokyo, and we'll never ever know it.

>>373974
Damn it I wanted Reisen, fine I'll take Meiling or Crino.

>>374036
Actually, most scientists think that any blackholes generated will evaporate almost instantly due to their incredibly small size, meaning that there isn't much danger from them.

I bet that the LHC will just break down instead of doing anything.

The Universe trolls scientists everywhere, it will be epic.

>>374050
All depends on Hawking radiation.

I swear I will beat that crippled fucker up if he fucks us over.

>>374021
Oddly enough that's almost exactly how humans discover most things.

"Hey if I smash substance x enough times what will happen?"

replace smash with burn\freeze\electrocute\irradiate
and you get science!

>>374050
The world will end one way or another. I'd prefer it to end via. us creating an artificial black hole and destroying the earth with it, than via. nuclear fallout.

>>374060

I say we strap some enormous rockets to the old girl and go fuck up Altair's shit.

>>373999
>>374016

>CERN
>CRN
>CIRNO

>>373939
>>373952
>>373958
ITT trendy atheists whose knowledge of religion comes entirely from the evangelist wackos they see on the news. You guys are about as bad as Ben Stein claiming that all Darwinists are atheists.

ohh but you know nothing will happen. It would be far to cool to watch the world getting converted to strange matter before your very eyes, until it catches up to you.

>>374084
No I stopped believing in your false god because I read the bible. Maybe you should too.

>>374092

That`s why we`re hoping for it. And for waking up in Gensokyo soon after.

>>374021
Well yeah, it'd be awesome to have a pair of really really tiny quantum super-pincers that we could use to pick individual quarks out of particles, but unfortunately things just don't work that way.

>>374097
I'm a Jew, we read the whole thing over the course of a year. Of course then there's also the oral tradition, the scrolls, the huge collections of rabbinic debates...

Not that I have anything against atheism, but don't propose that you know everything there is to know about a book whose content and meaning have been debated on back and forth by people much, much smarter than you for centuries.

>>374115 I'm a jew
GB2Holocaust

>>374115
Get the fuck out Jew and take your jewgolds with you.

>>374120
>>374125
lulz ovens ^________________^

In after, during and before religious debate.

Don`t belive in God! Belive in yourself who belives in you!

Seriously, that`s what I think. Belive in yourself. Why would anyone other than you have the right to decide about your life and your actions?

>>374141
"Free will" doesn't actually exist anyways. The past, plus some random chance determines the presents.

>>374141
You doubt my authority?!

>>374146
>present
Fixed.

>>374146

Are you muslim? Or other fatalist religion`s member?

>>374146
Can I have my presents now?

>>374141
>Don`t belive in God! Belive in yourself who belives in you!

You aren't allowed to express your opinion on religion until you can spell.

I believe in the internet. It's never let me down.

>>374152
Well you know it can't run around and desert you

Don`t belive in God! Belive in Rick Astley who belives in you!

Seriously, that`s what I think. Belive in Rick. Why would anyone other than Rick have the right to decide about your life and your actions?

>>374165
Yamada won't be pleased when you think so little of her.

>>374165
>>belive
>>belive
>>belives
>>belives

BELIEVE
How many times are you going to mispell it?

>>374165

My god will never give me up.

>>374172
Someone doesn't understand how copypasta works.

>>374193

The pasta is spelt correctly.
Backpedal some more.

>>374172

butthurt butthurtfag

I believe in the Calbrena, the giant doll monster from Final Fantasy 4. I think that in time it will judge us all, and those found lacking will be turned into dolls to dance with it in grim agony for all time.

Oh, yes, this is clearly more suited to the purpose of this board than RP topics.

Way to go, 4chan.

>>374214
butthurt butthurtfag

>>374211
How do I join your church?

>>374218

There is no church.
You need only believe....

>>374138
>In after, during and before gaytheist circle jerk.

Fix'd.

>>374223

RELIGION SHOULD BE FREE

>>374224
Oy gevalt.

lol religion

>>374345
Dammit guy, why would you bump this thread? Why would you do that?

>>374354

>>374228
Science.

Also, the idea that a powerful, sentient force constructed the universe and the way in which it behaves isn't insane.

The idea that crackers and wine turn into flesh and blood, the idea that the afterlife has special rules concerning how old you are (babies can't go to Hell, lol), the idea that 42 white raisins wait for you in paradise should you disintegrate your body with 50 pounds of high explosives, the idea that you could subsist on only air and your own saliva without eating or drinking anything to obtain immortality...

These are slightly crazy ideas.

Religion is not /jp/ related.

>>374425 Also, the idea that a powerful, sentient force constructed the universe and the way in which it behaves isn't insane.
Yes it is.

>>374428
Shinto says you're wrong.

It's also the least insane religion with actual gods in it. At least the least insane that I've heard about.

PROTIP: Buddha is not a god.

>>374428
Yes, it is.

>>374436
Okay, then talk about Shinto. So far no one has done so ITT yet.

>>374429
No, it isn't.

>>374436
Finally someone who understands.

>>374445
YES IT IS.

>>374425
>42 white raisins
Am I missing a joke here?

>>374425
>>374429
>>374445
>>374447
thread in a nutshell

>>374447
No, it isn't.

>>374455
Yoghurt raisins are better than virgins.

>>374447
No, it isn't. Just because you say so doesn't mean it is.

Insanity is qualified by the degree with which one's thoughts and behaviors deviate from the societal norm, in so far as they cause disturbance to others when exhibited.

The great majority of the world believes in the concept of intelligent creation by an entity of impressive power and order.

By definition, you are the insane one, since you refuse to leave alone a mutually shared and reasonable idea, and insist on attacking it without provocation merely because the idea exists.

>>374459
It totally is.

>>374228

>>374461
>Insanity is qualified by the degree with which one's thoughts and behaviors deviate from the societal norm

I've always thought it strange that this is true.

lol religion

>>374459
>>374461
YES IT SO IS!

>>374461
>>374470
And here I thought insanity was defined doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

I always lul at the old ladies that run away scared when I say I don`t belive in god.

I also lul at those that tell me I`m a satanist. And when I tell them that I can`t be a satanist, becausse I don`t belive in satan, they say "you don`t have to belive in him. he belives in YOU", I lol even more. I feel tempted to say "no, old woman, YOU are the satan".

>>374461
I won't call belief in a creator insane, but it is most certainly not reasonable.

>>374461 IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU ARE INSANE, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DEVIIATE FROM THIS. ALSO EVERYONE MUST NOW SPEAK BINARY IF YOU DOn*T YOU'RE IINSANE 110010110101010101101011010101010101010110100101101010101010101011010010110101010101

Definitely.

>>374490
Do it faggot

>>374425
>Also, the idea that a powerful, sentient force constructed the universe and the way in which it behaves isn't insane.

Indeed, it isn`t. It`s just plain stupid.

>>374490
Lol Kamina is Satan

>>374486
No, that's called "being a statistician."

>>374490
>I also lul at those that tell me I`m a satanist.

The funny thing is you are worse than the christfags, you're just a little child who thinks some stupid ideology like satanism is your way of getting back at the world.

>>374490
Tell them you worship Stan.

>>374493
Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

FAIL.

>>374498
>>374491
Same person. Also, it's not unreasonable.

>>374504 you're just a little child who thinks some stupid ideology like satanism is your way of getting back at the world
wat

>>374506
It changed. You're insane for doubting me. You need to be put into an institution before you hurt someone.

>>374491
Reasonable = can be reasoned.

So it is.

>>374493
01000110010000010100100101001100

>>374506
>Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 1000.
fixed

>>374508
Beliving in something that's been proven not to be true is not reasonable.

>>374504

You got it wrong. I meant that when I say that I don`t belive in god, the old folks just assume I`m a satanist. And the idea itself is stupid, because how can I belive in God`s enemy if I don`t belive in God himself?

>>374493
How else are you going to define insanity?

>>374519
It's impossible to logically disprove the existence of an omnipotent entity.

OP here.

I wonder why is that whenever I start a discussion somewhere (be it work, friend`s place, forums or 4chan), it always evolves into a religious dispute?

Am I cursed or something?

>>374520
Why don't you actually look up what satanism is before defaming a movement that already has a bad enough reputation because of faggots like you?

>>374518
Lrn2integerdivide.

>>374526
>It's impossible to logically prove the existence of an omnipotent entity.

fixed it for you

no need to thank me

>>374519
When was the concept of intelligent creation ever proven to be not true? I'm not talking about "dinosaurs living with men" Christian kooky here, just the idea of a sentient power or creator, which practically every intellect in history has believed in to some degree, including Einstein.

The idea that because we come to understand a system through our own perception we will somehow disprove that it was ever created by something is retarded and petulant.

>>374526
Dinosaurs.

There I just did. Because christianity teaches us the earth is 6000 years old. If you do not believe in this you deny gods words and thus you're saying that god is wrong. If god is wrong he's not infallible, which means you'd say that you don't believe...

I could go on and destroy religion from here, but you're going to turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to this and make some nonsense up.

>>374526
It's logically impossible to disprove the existence of anything at all, therefore it's perfectly reasonable to believe in absolutely anything.

>>374529
facepalm.jpg

>I`d also feel bad for all these Christians that would feel offended by having their God proven to be false.

>>374538
Whoever said I believed in God?

is this sum higgs bosons thread?

>>374535
That's why it's called "belief", moron. There is no one in this thread that's attempting to prove that god exists through science.

You've erected a straw man that nobody else but you is beating on.

It`s proven that it`s impossible to create something out of nothing. Therefore, God couldn`t create the world from scratch. It`s just physically impossible. We`re not in Gurren Lagann, guys. Spiral Power doesn`t exist.

>>374538
Uh. The Vatican has long accepted the theory of evolution.

>>374535
Irrelevant. The assertion was that a disproof exists.

>>374538
You haven't even disproven the popular interpretation of the Christian Bible, let alone "the existence of an omnipotent entity."

>>374539
lrn2followconversations

>>374550

and that's why he's God. jeez, are you stupid or something?

>>374551
The vatican gave up then and god has been proved nonexistant by the vatican itself.

It's over, christianity is finished.

Or you might want to take it up against the vatican first.

>>373937

This thread belongs on /x/.

>>374550
An omnipotent entity, by definition, can create something of nothing.

>>374551

Then Vatican opposed the holy teachings of Bible. Therefore Vatican should be announced heretics, amirite?

1) God exists (premise)
2) God is omnipotent (premise)
3) God is benevolent (premise)
4) Benevolent beings are opposed to all evil. (premise)
5) God is opposed to all evil. (conclusion from 3 and 4)
6) God can eliminate evil completely. (conclusion from 2)
6a) Whatever event ends in suffering, God can bring about ways for said event to not include suffering. (conclusion from 2)
6b) God has no reason not to eliminate evil (conclusion from 6a)
7) God will eliminate evil completely. (conclusion from 5, 6 and 6b)
8) Evil exists, has existed, and most likely will always exist. (premise)
9) Items 7 and 8 are contradictory; therefore, one or more of the premises is false: either God does not exist, or he is not both omnipotent and benevolent.

>>374551
I think it's a pretty well known fact that Catholicism is no more Christian than a rabbit is a rodent.

>>374560

God or not, impossible = impossible. No exceptions.

>>374538
Let's assume the evangelical interpretation of the bible as a literal account of history is the most largely accepted one among Christians (hint: it isn't), just for the sake of argument. You still have all the OTHER deities to disprove.

You can't do it. Naturally absence of evidence against something isn't evidence for it, but the fact is that the idea of an omnipresent deity isn't something that can be disproven.

So uh, if God created the world, where did God come from?

>>374584
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DOUBT GOD YOU WILL BE SMITED BY HIS OMNIPOTENT POWERS

>>374569
>6b) God has no reason not to eliminate evil (conclusion from 6a)

Non sequitur.