/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What is your opinion on bunnies?

>>37433586
pollo caliente

Whoever that anon was from last thread talking about fat kitsune milkers and making a fox milk farm, I don't think thats allowed
that sounds like kidnapping
monsters are allowed to do that, not humans

>>37433597
sure

>>37433606
nah, its okay. She'll do it willing so she can relieve some of the pressure in her tits

>>37433597
Bunnies good! I like march hares! I hope they don't die from lonliness. Marry march hares!

>>37433597
very cute

>>37433597
7' or 8' rabbit seems ideal

>>37433606
Who's gonna stop a human from kidnapping?

>>37433623
ok im usually of the opinion of 'thats way to big, stop', but you seem to be preventing that with your services. God speed, anon. milk those foxes.

>>37433637
shirohebi wife, maybe

>>37433637
the monsters you are trying to kidnap, and maybe morality? i hope? dont bully mgs

>>37433606
Its not kidnapping, its gainful employment and possible alchemcial augmentation.
Completely legal within Zipangu Foreigner business laws.

>>37433606
but I was told undead were free? I already have 14 at home

>>37433643
Good thing don't have one of those
>>37433647
There's nothing morally wrong about forcefully giving a monster a good home and I don't think they'd stop but in fact, be all for it.

>>37433586
Spicy Chicken Burger!

>>37433606
Can I hire monsters to be milk cows?
They must have the biggest boobs though

a familiar cheerleader would destroy me

>>37433586

>>37433696
What

>>37433696
I choose 'what'

>>37433696
nani?

>>37433694
well yeah obviously. as long as its not a cooersive exchange, I dont see why not
go hire them big tiddy mommy milker fox cows anon, i believe in you

She WILL have you
and no one will stand in her way

>>37433790
did she try asking?

>>37433790
does she have it?

>>37433795
she's a magical fox demon she doesn't have to ask you little shit thats not how this works

>>37433586
Hand over your nuts, it's Nonstop Nut November.

>>37433825
My chocolate requires praline and you may NOT have it

>>37433790
keep talking like that, shrine lady and we're gonna end up like this

>>37433790
I will tease her and make fun of her for being old

>>37433843
i love being outfoxed

>>37433825
Look! It's Anon's trusty Rata sidekick!

>>37433825
Not for much longer, squirrel. What will you do then?

Noblewomen skilled in combat are sexier than those who aren't.
A true aristocrat should exude power.
Powerful girls make me hard, even if they aren't muscular.

>>37433586

>>37433818
rude fox, hope a shirohebi rescues anon from your vile and old clutches

>>37433920
sure, but that applies to maids, nuns and office ladies too.

>tfw ywn have a momster nun

>"There are many great pilots like you in every generation, anon. And I've felled every last one of them."

>"It appears this weapon is not enough to take down Ace Anon. This gear is my body. If they are not enough, then I must put my should into it."

>"You're quite the entertainer, but this show's over with this next shot."

>"Ace Anon is shot down. You did well... He was not a bad Pilot."

>>37433920
yes to all of that, but I like it when they are lazy at home. wearing just panties and your shirts while lazing around

>>37433928
Oh hey! That was my card!

>>37433966
Then they easily snatch you up while you are walking by and cuddle you.
You will be held in an inescapable embrace until they are satisfied.

>>37433964
stop trying to force this

>>37433964
monsters?

>>37434013
>>37433989
Automaton/Gijinka of a fictional fighter jet.

>>37434026
No just fuck off you military larping /tg/ reject.

>>37433597
I like this kind a lot more than the silly creatures so far depicted in the MGE

>>37433586

>>37434047
al'miraj girl when?

>>37433985
yep out in public you her guard or butler, but in private you're just her personal daki

>>37434037
Whoa pal calm the fuck down with the fuck-yous. I'm just saying. Direct it to someone who you really know that you're talking to.

>>37433597
>tee hee
>I'm so shy! I love carrots and digging!
>noooo! I'm so weak, you have to open this jar for me!
Lame, cringe, unattractive.

>is that a man?!
>Get over here, boy! You're going to be trapped between these thighs until you pass out!
>Kiss my abs, you piece of trash! Learn your place!
Compelling, exceptional, wife material.

>>37434071
Well fuck that guy and fuck you for trying to give him a topic to latch onto

>>37434196
Give me one bunnygirl of each, thanks.

All human boys will lose to a tail pussy eventually. No exceptions. No escape. No alternatives.

>>37434243
Was never a fan. Give me a fluffy tail any day of the week.

>>37434243
Yeah, well THIS human boy isn't going to take any shit from those CAN'T-icores. The tail will fail!

>>37434286
there's chimera tails too if you're brave enough

>>37434198
Someone should oughta give the "Fuck You!" Gatekeeper Anon a mommy-tier monstergirl wife/girlfriend so he can have manners.

>>37434196
I do like the classic docile bunnygirl

>>37434333
timid and docile makes sense in a lot of situations but around a male those babymaking instincts must kick in hard

How tf am I supposed to molest this

>>37434423
her cheeks are wide open for squishing

>>37434423
there's probably a string or something you can pull on and have it all fall off

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to visit a giant ant hive during winter.
It may seem strange but they keep things comfy and warm during winter, plenty of hot chocolate and warmed blankets to be enjoyed.

>>37434496
I'm going to shovel my driveway and dump all the snow down their dumb idiot ant hole

Work in a corporation for 8 hours. Over 2 hours of commutation. I'm starting to see upsides to Amazon society.

>>37434423
her tits are just hanging out
that 'fabric' might resist all points, edges, and blunt blows, but it won't do anything to stop caresses squeezes and pinches

>>37434544
Also her mouth is right there in the open. Prime target for your fingers.

>>37434513
Anon, you gon git pulled under.
Just because they aren't out and about doesn't mean they won't punish some guy being a dick.

>>37433586

>>37434612
hot

So with monsters being good girls now, does that leave humans to fill the roles of true villains?

Walking through MGC covered in cuts and bruises

>>37434597
>Anon dumps snow down the ant hole all winter
>laughs about it because they can't do shit
>wakes up on the first day of spring
>alarm going off, but it's pitch black outside
>weird
>hears knocking on the window
>opens curtain
>giant ant standing there leering at him
>it's a second story window
>they sank his house into the ground over night
>say that they're going to drain a gallon of cum for every pound of snow he dumped into their hole
>per girl
>Anon was never seen above ground again

>>37434633
no, it just villians have very different methods now

>>37434647
Sounds like a good way to get stopped and dragged of for healing

>>37434660
Anon had, as they say, 'don goofed'

>>37434647
Dragging yourself through MGC filled with bullet holes

>>37434633
We must become the baddies.

>>37434633
Only if you can grow a sufficiently long mustache to twirl

>>37434633
it's an important role to fill so that magical girls have something to do every week

>>37434676
Anon does not want to burden the kind monsters so he slinks away to lay down in an alley.

>>37434707
I sometimes love the monster girls so much, that I can not sleep.

>Hit on monster girl
>She thinks you're insulting her
>Challenges you to a duel
>Loser gets raped
>Get raped
Why are monsters so roundabout?

>>37434752
They are really shy and can't handle their feelings.

A tubefox in a onesie.

>>37434768
I'd handle those melons if you know what I mean

>>37434796
I'm not sure I understand

>>37433606
>>37433637
And what are they gonna do? Moan about it?

>>37434841
You will once you have a firedog melon stuffed down your throat

Is it racist to ask a whitehorn to guide your sleigh or would she see it as a weird bandage thing? I don't want to offend or risk her getting riled up for a sinple sleigh ride

>>37434796
I would drink her milk, if you know what I mean

>>37434752
>do you come here often?
>what?! do you seek to challenge me for this territory?
>the fuck? it's a bar lady, I was just-
>HAVE AT THEE!

MONSTERS SHOULD BE SWEATY

>>37434931
>human males should be sweaty
fixed

you know what, zombies are definitely the ideal kidnapped-tied-doll targets
>Undead, so no sanitation worries or need for food
>No magick shenanigans (just have to make the bindings physically strong enough)
>Happy being hugged/cuddled, simple minded enough to not get pissed with boredom during 'downtime' in the day
and after a while you get a kinky bondage-wight! what's the downside?

>>37434990
They aren't warm and fluffy.

>>37434662
Please elaborate

>>37434848
This is Bessie, a rare wild lizard cow I found in a cave. She was really haughty and chuuni, but after getting tied up and spanked a little she mellowed out. You should hear her happy moos when she gets milked and pounded. Never had a more submissive cow on my farm. She also loves her cowbell and cowprint clothes now.

>>37434430
>anon tries to pinch a dark armor's cheeks
>she literally falls on top of you
what now

Any writefag willing to give a review?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12Buqy8af_i6kpSdohnr3bcU50AWcbu2Dn6vEpun6IMQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

>>37434990
Wayne Rooney's smarter than them.

>>37435162
>sign in
Not now not ever.

>>37435150
what's lvoe?

>>37435162
Can't see it, tells me to log in

>>37433606
The monsters are stronger than you are. If they don't fight back it's because they don't want to.

>posting bunny, fox girls, and elves
do you people actually consider these to be 'monster' girls? Nothing about them is even monstrous. They are, AT BEST, the most pedestrian of monster girls. Basically just humans with weird ears.

Their motif creatures are not monstrous at all, and even then they only have superficial cosmetic features from said creatures.
A goo monmusu should inspire at least a little fear, in addition to moe.

I don't even like foxes but I'm not going to entertain some edgelord who thinks it's a competition to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.

>>37435781
>it's a competition to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.
I wanna get into a competition with a fox (or any monster girl) to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.
Except jabberwock since I'm pretty sure they can beat anyone.

>>37435781
not everything has do do with porn, coomer.
Monster girls are so especially cute because they inspire instincts to protect them from people who would hurt them.

>>37435781
I think it's the guy who posts monster girl doctor, he said "monmusu" instead of mamono

>>37434976
God I wish akaname were real. God I wish all mamano were real.

How do you tell the difference between Demons, Dragons and Elves wearing head accessories?

>>37436593
At the very least, Dragons will have scales somewhere.

>>37436593
If she can transform into a 15-storey lizard then she's definitely not an elf.

>just read the Kraken entry on the wikia
But... Human still need air to breathe? When a Kraken finds a husband out at sea and drags him underwater to fugg, how does the guy not just drown? And afterward, how does he spend his days in the depths with her, again, without drowning?

>>37436975
Either directly during transformation into an incubus or with a Sea Bishop's assistance.

>>37436975
its mamono mana i ant gotta explain shit now shut up and lick the fucking tentacle

You know she had to do it to him.

>>37436235
Gonna out-pervert my pervert succubus stalker.

>>37437139
but was rape truly necessary?
is there no other way they can get the point across?

How does a dragon respond when her man tells her he likes her more than all the gold and jewels in her cave?

Reminder if you display any lust the angels will have grounds to correctively rape (You).

>>37434013
they look like monsters to you?

>>37438172
>loli tamamo dreams of returning to her smol form, but her husband won't let her

>>37438220
"I love you too"

>*loudly slurps Coors Light*
>*Audibly smacks lips*
>*Points at random child*
>"Liberal!"
>*Guttural belching*

What monstergirl(s) would do this?

>>37433790
I will never not have cognitive dissonance at these posts due to Ahri canonically being made into this ultra popular unreachable kinda vapid femme-fatale-but-also-implicitly-lesbian female power fantasy.

Do you think Yeti's get a little sad when the winters get a little bit warmer each year?

Gonna go to a demon casino and bet my soul.

>>37438946
so one go on the slots then?

>>37438726
Particularly old and bitter Baphomets.

one of my fantasies is to pretend to be a love doll for some monster girl to pick up and use me as I try to keep up the charade until I just cum my brains out

Could you handle a BIG dog?

(warning: she's really big and probably has more testosterone that you)

>>37439178
Probably not but I'd let her handle me.

>>37439178
As long as she doesn't have more cock than me, sure.

>>37438946
What do they do with it when you lose?

Is it true that ushis, jinkos, hinozumis, sallies and other martial monsters are weak to magic specifically debuffs? I just wanna cast a weakening curse on a jinko till she’s only as strong as a kitten and manhandle her

>>37438820
Whens Yetis get desperate they'll move further north where it's colder, where the temperatures are comfortable for Yetis but too cold for humans to survive. Then they have to bait humans to traverse the snow and ice to snatch up free, frozen husbands
>Luxurious hot springs! Fresh snowboarding trails! A picturesque winter village!
>All this and more in Frostbite!
>Come to us, and we'll come to you!

>>37439039
>You don't recognize the symbols, seems to be some demon symbol
>You already bet your soul so why the hell not?
>You spin
>You get the jackpot, managing to get 4 different symbols to line up
>All that comes out are 4 pieces of paper in langue you can't understand
>4 demons come out and offers you to take you into a "more private room"
And that's how anon got 4 demon wives

>>37439376
>There is a demon soul auction next door
>Where demons go and bid on souls to become their husbands
>"These two are not affiliated, I swear" - the Tanuki owner

>>37439554
When they say 'soul' do they just mean me? Or is some magical part of me popped outta my body for ufufufuing demons to fawn over and bid on?

>>37439554
i am going to sell my soul on purpose!

>>37439580
Nah, you'll keep your soul in your body, but they have a contract for your soul that they bid over.
Meaning that within one week you'll have a demon come to your house with a contract saying your soul belongs to her now.

>>37439554
>>37438946
>>37439604
>tfw your old man bet your soul in the demon casino and some demons milf is coming to collect

>>37439604
>when you see an anon's soul being bound by a contract
[angry wisp noises]

>>37439628
They're always making angry wisp noises. Damn hearse chasers

>local man gets entangled in mofu

>>37439728
a very common occucrence for those who stare down at their phone

>>37439624
>You get dragged to her mansion to be her love slave
>It's actually really nice but you're still mad about it

>>37434718
>hellhound finds him and props him against the wall, angrily demanding he tell her who did this to him

>>37439624
>Walk into demon casino
>Go to blackjack table
>Hit hag demons along the way
>Bet my soul right away
>Hit a 21
>Dealer busts
>Win
They wont even let me stick around to spend my winnings on drinks for hags what do I do?

>>37439840
grab a hag pr two and start running

>>37439840
You're lucky they let you play at all if you go around hitting people on the way to the table. Most places would call security on you.

>congratulations on your promotion Detective Anon but we've got no time to celebrate
>the Commissioner's just put you in charge of the uwaaabomber case
>MGCPD's been stumped for months and she's hoping a new set of eyes can make some progress
>the Sabbath's got City Hall on her ass so she wants results and quickly
>so where are (You) going to start?

>>37439863
I am sorry, my religion forbids me to prevent such a holy crusade

>>37439863
what's forensics got?

>>37439863
I choose to go to officer dark elf's rape dungeon and let the other thingy sort itself out.

Cum in...

>>37439921
you

>>37439887
very little
>packages almost completely destroyed upon detonation, only small bits of mana seared cardboard have been recovered
>lab can't identify exact reagents used with what little we have
>clear evidence of mana crystal use in the most recent devices to enhance and permanently prolong effects

>>37439921
Mature ladies

>>37439881
I'm afraid you don't get much choice in the matter detective, the Commissioner is VERY insistent
>>37439912
Officer Dark Elf is currently very busy investigating a mana crystal smuggling ring

>>37439968
whats the pay at least? Gotta be enough for me to retire after this job and never to work again

>>37439987
you crack this case detective and you could probably ask the sabbath for the moon itself

>>37439944
The alps in forensics never get us anywhere, they're too busy stroking their tails and ogling that new male meter maid.
Can I interview some of the victims or are they still out of commission?

>>37440006
I have a feeling our bomber is part of the hathorite church and is aslo part of the radical faction that wants no more lolis, no more imouto, only hags, oneesans, and momsters. I shall start my investigation over there

>>37439960
I need to bloat that goat and give her a baby bump of a proportional size to her tits.

>>37440025
the victim list is very long, you can have your pick
>>37440046
well it's a start, though I doubt the church will be happy with you throwing around accusations about their flock

>>37440098
its okay, I can easily get among their ranks to find out who our perp is

>>37440131
do remember the hathorites have quick a sizeable following in MGC detective

>>37439863
its the sabbath themselves so they can get pity from future oniichans

>>37440241
that's quite the accusation detective

>>37440241
detective have you been watching online radio shows again?

>be a tourist in Royal Makai
>visit the DL's castle
>one of the youngest lilims ends up following you around
>isn't quite the raping age yet
>starts getting clingy and demands that you play with her (not in that way, yet)
>can't really resist because even at this age she is still significantly stronger than you
>she is cute though, even if a bit spoiled
>end up dragged all around the castle
>try to leave at the end of the day but she starts crying
>drags you to the DL and asks if she can keep you
>the DL suggests that you become her "caretaker"
>agree because you don't want to piss the DL off or make the lilim cry again
>she said "caretaker" but you feel more like a pet
>at least all expenses are paid for

>>37440268
>>37440282
think about it, makes meaty hags for normal men to enjoy, they refer their friends to the sabbath location without telling them its where they are, the men arrive, they get cunny honeyed and the cycle repeats again. I wouldn't put it past them untrustworthy lolis. And think about it, why would the bomber not want to be known?

>>37433586

>>37440333
Spider please that's dangerous

>>37440268
>>37440282
I trust my guts, its just a ploy to make the sabbath more relevant and in the news more often to attract more men

>>37440421
Silly Memecat, its Turkeyday, not Spooktober.

>>37439178
Only if she likes to be the little spoon.

There's an update on the uwaaabomber case! Today a manifesto was mailed to MGCPD headquarters. This is an excerpt:

>i wont stop n i can make moar boms. i think they look realy pretty when they go BOOM. if u want them to stop u have to deliver a bunch of stretchy meat to my house, i rote the address on the back. make sure the stretchy is cooked just right it has to be stretchy enuf but not too much. mmmm yum yummy stretchy meat please hury. or else.

>>37440421
>”Oh this? My butt? My kitty cushion? My alley cat ass? My fat feline ass? My tabby tushy? My tail wiggling, thong gobbling, teleporting treasure booty? What about it?”

>>37440678
Be careful.
I'd suspect it's a Trap, but they all got Alp'd.

>ywn eat lim pussy for Thanksgiving dinner
Dammit

>he accidentally spilled his blood when he cut himself making dinner

>>37440881
Oh yes giving thanks to our monster overladies.

>>37440919
I wish the gravy was her goo she's sitting on

>>37440881
Can she see out of all those eyes?

>>37440763
it's going to Miss Bogie's home for obsolete monsters

It's eat out a harpy day, start early so you are not in a rush this evening!

>>37440683
I need a cow herd of this breed.
Short, THICK, a bit pudgy, and extra busty.
Gonna impregnate the lot of them.

>>37441060
Understood, I shall stuff the bird.

>>37439921
defeated combat lolis.

>>37440678
>wendi learns about extortion

>>37440678
>>37441122
gonna need to tell papa wendi about this, its a serious crime

>>37441158
You see a small postscript at the bottom of the letter
>p.s. please pls pls dont tell my dad i dont want to be grounded again

>>37440678
There's simply no way to track the uwaabomber, we have no choice but to follow her instructions.

>>37441177
little wendi needed think twice before pulling this little stunt

>>37440683
He's having a hard time choosing which cow to milk

Assassin cats are on the prowl be careful anons

>>37441158
>>37441177
>that's it young lady!
>veggies for a year!

>>37441248
this is why I put a portable tentacle garden that I raised myself around my bed while I camp alone

>>37441177
>Wendi-chan's letter makes evening news headline of the Winterstown Post
>White Horn-san cautiously delivers the newspaper to Wendi house
>she takes aim, hurls the newspaper for the front door, then runs as fast as her legs will take her
>Wendidad opens the door and grabs the news
>"Uwaabomber Strikes Again! Demands stretchy meat delivery"
>"A person of interest has been named, WPD have released this sketch of the suspect"
>It's a rough sketch of his daughter
>Wendidad marches to Wendi-chan's room
>He gives her the Dad Look and showed her the newspaper

>>37433586

>>37441323
guess she's not going to the winter ball with anon now

>>37441248
Cat assassins, cat burglars, you always have to watch your back in cat country.

>>37441382
I'm sure he can go with one of the yeti kids instead

>>37440891
>"Do you have any idea how expensive your blood is?"
>"Didn't you buy me at an auction for like $100?"
>"That's irrelevant"

>>37441425
>no vampire mistress that got a great deal on you at a garage sale

>>37441343
>3d whore who will never love you because of her trash nature

>>37441391
at least the cat church is nice

>>37441425
>tfw she got you for free with her new castle

>>37440678
>The vegan revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the wendi race.

>>37441391
>>37441570
Todo son gatos viejos

>>37441343
Stop posting the worst miia cosplay there's better ones than that

>>37441688
don't bring that evil here

>>37441623
But I like my cats young and flexible

>>37441709
Gotta to kitten kingdom for that

>>37441709
Boy oh boy do I have the monster for you

>>37441813
I'd pet her.

>>37433586

>>37441584
In her eyes she got a free castle when she bought anon but she'd never admit that

Does that guy post the 'Tell me about your wife' thing every thread?

>>37441977
for context i want to post on it but im waiting for his mark

>>37441933
chipz?

I'm not the real deal but here's the thing

I am asking once again (again (again (again))): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

Thanks for taking the time to answer if you do. I always love reading what you guys have to say about your mamano wives.

>>37442183
thanks, needed the prompts.

>>37442183
I love my lich wife! She's smart so I don't have to be!

>>37442377
Hugwives are bestwives

>>37433586

I need wurm self-help material right now

>>37442183
I don't have a wife

Equal exchange on Thanksgiving, 1 bowl of cranberry sauce per heart

>>37442586
>Just had an image of a Greenworm at a thanksgiving dinner
>Plates of food untouched but the veggies devoured
>No more masted tatoes, greenbeans or cranberry sauce in sight

Would you hug druella?

>>37438726
The older, muscular ones

>>37442631
Yes. But I'd prefer if she hugged me first.

>>37442622
Turkey completely devoid of stuffing

>>37442631
yup, i would gladly do it

>>37442631
Everyone could use one

>>37442631
Yes, but I wanted the military lim...

>tfw ywn have a sugar mama lim

>>37442839
Druella is an ex-military lim, for whatever that's worth.

>>37442839
Just send a letter asking for one of her lieutenants. She'll mail one to you.

>>37442895
I thought she was planning other invasions

>>37442897
>>37442895
Is there a musclelim too?

all I want is the fat old neet haglim

>>37433586

>>37442721
If the dressing was inside the turkey it's probably safe as she wouldn't want to accidently injest the turkey juice.

I want a petite, overwhelmingly smug and bratty lim

>>37433586

>>37442979
why are the nun's body so damn lewd?

>>37442979
>everyone gets soft nuns to gently have their sins purged
>you get the battle nuns that aggressively purges your sin, whether you want it or not

A holstaur will not let your mouth separate from her nipples until she is satisfied. "I am full" and "It can't fit it in mouth and it's coming through my nose" are just weak excuses.
You have to drink ALL the milk.

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you guys have a great time with the one you love, and have plenty to eat! Here are a few classic Jabberwock pics themed for the day

>>37443051
drinking from my cow wife until she's flat chested

>>37443051
she needs to be way bigger than me, and then I'll happily do it

>>37443066

>>37443083
Happy Thanksgiving!

>>37443051
what is she gonna do, moo at me? milk is for dorks

>>37443066
Helped parents make Thanksgiving dinner. Was breddy good.

>>37443051
She can milk me while I milk her

>>37443097
FAT wock!

>>37443097
>broken scale
surprised she didn't just eat it to hide it

>>37443051
Just gonna lie and say I'm lactose intolerant even if she saw me eating dairy before.

>>37443097
damn, she damn near folded in half after thanksgiving dinner, imagine chirstmas

>>37443097
lots of baby room

Do monsters discriminate on human race and only like the japanese?

>>37443335

>>37442631
I would but i would attempt to crush her

>>37443051
give me the meatest cow thats also tall, and I would be a very happy man

>>37442631
No, she is the single blight in the entire mge setting.

The constant memes have made me like greenworms while the same for cheshire have only fueled my hate for them.

>>37443370
She is a very nice lady and I would invite her to my family's thanksgiving.

>>37443051
Yes Miss Yak.

>>37433586

>>37442631
Nyet.

>>37442631
I'd make her feel like shes is her 20s again

How can I tell the difference between a Christmas cake Bapho and one that already had at least 10 children but still acts like a little girl?

>>37443620
how much she touches you in your no no place, if none at all, she got kids, if alot, shes a CC

>>37443620
The one that already had 10 children is already married.
If she's trying to get into your pants, she's a CC.

>>37442963
>implying I'd ruin the equivalent to Christmas for a Greenworm
It's her day

>>37433586

>>37443620
The one trying to engage you with a younger girl that she knows is the mom, the one that keeps asking about your health, if you are eating well and if you want her as night company is the cake

I had an idea for semi edgy fanfic, but idk if I could write it:
>a great Order knight
>refuses to raise arms against a common man and his monster wife one day, because they are innocent
>betrayed by the Order, left for dead
>decides he'll have his revenge
>seeks out a strong mamono mana filled ingredient
>forges himself a new weapon out of demon silver
>incubizes voluntarily, without any help
>travels to Lescaite to offer his services to Druella
>she accepts dismissively, as she suspects he will soon abandon his vengeance for monster pussy
>but instead he falls madly for her
>goes out in the wild to fight and monaterize Order troops and villages
>nothing can stop him
>monsters start following their general
>with each victory he falls more in love with his Lady
>it's not about revenge anymore
>it's about spreading the bevolence of Druella upon the world
>he regards her with saintlike reverence
>for him - she's the perfect being, one that selflessly wants to spend unconditional love upon the world
>and in her name he will carry her light
>he starts growing on her more and more
>he will also never reveal his feelings, because of the image of her, he follows (a saint worth worship)
>he becomes a well known and loved general among monsters, who won't touch him, because they feel growing romantic and sexual tension between him and their lady
>but those two dorks will never admit it
How will it end?

>>37443388
She's an odd fellow but I have to admit she steams a good ham.

>>37443895
This maid has pads, I shall see the mountains of faith instead

>>37443979
>This maid has pads

>>37443979
she is just as heavy as a mountain as well

>>37444049
How can you say something so mean about a cute goddess

>>37444077
>cute
nah
She's a sexy goddess tho

>>37443895

>>37444086
She, like the other ladies of Gensokyo, is a cute 17 year old

>>37444144
the biggest lie that ever was

>>37444124
what is shoggy doing?

>>37444124
That's a mighty strange maid.

>>37444178
taking out the trash

>>37444154
Say that to their face not online

>>37443895
Kiki maid does all the cooking on Thanksgiving but I am always the one that stuffs the bird.

Hehe, bird stuffing.

>>37444124
Give me the Shoni.

>>37444335
Damn, someone left the Jubjub enclosure unlocked again.
Anon, I gotta go, watch this Fox for me. Do NOT get tricked by her.

>>37444144
>all the Gensokyo hags don't realize their age yet youthful appearance is what makes them attractive

>>37444383
>simp
We don't use this kind of language here, I can see why she's behind bars

>>37444383
>Dumb guard anon keeps fucking the fox, giving her the power to escape
>She keeps getting lonely and turns herself in so she can fuck dumb guard anon
Revolving door prisons in MGC

>>37444425
>Not again!

>>37444383
>starts request for help by calling me a simp
No, no I don't think I will.

>>37444427
>That broken chain.
How... How strong are her thighs?!

>>37444427
She puts the intimate in inmates

>>37444383
ogey, i aint gonna tricked by a fox that ain't thicc

>>37444442
You know why she was arrested to begin with, right?

>>37444425
>fox breaks out by fooling anon
>comes back after missing anon
>he thinks she was truthful in "just going for a walk" and thinks she is nice
>keeps letting her out when she gets the urge to do evil
>at some point fox doesn't even try to trick him and just said she is "going to the store for a bit" to go out
>meanwhile warden is seething as all the guards keep letting loose inmates for dumb reasons
>and the guards can't be fired because they are the only reason why the inmates even come back willingly

>>37444383
Tries to trick Anon into undoing the locks in exchange for access to hole(s)
>>37444427
Has a mouth and a tongue-stud
>She didnt really think that through, did she...?

>>37444510
>She didnt really think that through, did she...?
Nope, dumb Fox.

>>37443888
I don't want to ruin your dreams dude, but there is a lot of shit here, and the idea is not as good as you think it is.
First it seems very Gary Stu-ish. Second the revenge-story has been done a billion times already, don't be an isekai-tier writer.
Third, you need to be more tame with characters, and they need to have faults and they need to make mistakes.

There is a lot of "My OC fucks Druella/lilim and becomes the next big shot" fics out there. Most of them are horrible. The premise is already bad, BUT it can be interesting. Too bad its never that case.

Also I noticed that people absolutely love to use one sided stuff as in the Order is the big bad group in the setting, who are there just to be antagonists and drive the MC's story. Look, not every single paladin is a bloodthirsty zealot, some of them are probably just there to get their salary.
The only thing worse is when THAT guy comes around who writes some shit where his OC is a holy knight killing monsters. You know what I'm talking about.

Get creative.

>>37444383
dumb fox, my name isn't simp

>>37444383
no way fag

When in doubt, seal that fox!

just ignore the fox, if you do, the fox doesn't exist

>>37444612
>family has been constantly applying new seals to the fox for generations to keep her contained
>and now that responsibility falls to you

drew an extra thick winegote auntser for that anon

>>37444619
I developed object permanence long ago.

>>37444650
big bags of wine

>>37444672
Whenever I see this picture, I imagine the Baphomet married her onii-chan, but her younger brother had different tastes and this is that brother's daughter behind her.

MEGA link is up on /d/ for those in the know. Farewell.

>>37433586
This is the very first pic I uploaded to MGE Wiki. I uploaded it on February 25, 2019. It's amazing how time flies.

>>37444758
Good luck and thank you for everything.

I want to know how the first monstermom reacts to having the very first boy ever conceived by monster kind.

>>37444639
Sometimes, I go down to see her and talk about memes and Fortnite!

>"give me your 'stuffing'"

>>37444852
why do you torture her so cruelly, anon
>>37444862
yeah mean the stuff between my ears? I am sorry but there ain't much of it

>>37444862
No. That's for the turkey harpies, not you.

>>37444862
you mean my icecream? you can have it!

>>37444878
Succs are basically harpies

>>37444758
>figlit
glad I finally have the vadaboob and latenight beastiality drawings, heard legends of them but could never track it down

>>37444862
But I don't even celebrate thanksgiving.

>>37433586

>>37444873
>torture her so cruelly
>fox was used to magical seals and binding prayers that have shackled her for eons
>she was not ready for "dank may mays" and other things she was not sure was real
>at first she wanted to be free to do evil once again
>now she wants to be free so she can shut anon up with his nonsense
>if he calls her a "old stinky hag haha" one more time...

>>37444888
Featherless bipeds.

>>37444888
Their wings don't have feathers, it's not the same.

>>37444425
I've thought about that a few times. A hellhound or something thats been bound in some way thats not quite strong enough has to tempt the person guarding them into having sex with them so they can steal their spirit energy to gain the strength to break out. They shatter the chains, pick up anon and go back to their evil layer, a cave, house or whatever. It works with things like mindflayers, or anyone else capable of mind control/hypnosis too, having them maybe slip free a tentacle and draw them close to stick it in their ear.
Or what about a bound angel telling a close by person that they must free them with their seed and spirit energy, or they will be punished.

>>37444862
I am not a stuffed toy

>>37444940
>he just flosses in front of her for hours at a time

>>37444989
oh no, anon. That is beyond cruel

>>37444989
>Muffled Fox Screaming.
If she ever gets free, she'll floss with Anon's soul.

>>37433586

>>37445011
why the dutch angle though?

>>37444619
so far so good

>>37445059
You ignored her to much, she's almost done setting up her ultimate move

>>37444989
>anon reads his cringe fan fiction to the bound fox

>>37445059
just ignore everything and disassociate for a bit, the fox'll think you are broken and leave you alone

>>37444878
birds are reptiles, snakes are reptiles. lamia should qualify for holiday festivities

>>37444672
thanks

>>37445106
>come to later with your pants down and 20 dollars on the dresser
hey it worked

>>37445156
what's it like to rub her tummy scales?

Jesus Christ this thread is filled with cheap manwhores

>>37445220
Free! I work for free!

>>37445220
Hey, I do it for free! also just call me a free nightman. it just sounds a whole lot better than slut

>The house is spotless master, everything is safe in ice
>I've prepared an ice bath for you, hurry while the water is cold
>I froze the Ratatoskr magazine seller today and tossed her out

>>37433597

>>37445240
>tossed her out
>doesn't put her on the front lawn for decorations
ice maid needs to step up her game

>>37445220
I beg your pardon, I'm a proper househusband.

>>37445267
>Ice Queen maid puts frozen Rata on the front lawn like a lawn gnome
>"I've put out a warning to other magazine sellers, master. I pray they heed it."
>husband pats her head for a job well done
>once Ice Queen maid goes back to her duties, husband sighs and calls the Snuggle Scouts
>"White Horn-san? Yeah, another one, you know the address, thanks"

>>37445252
I tried to get into sw once

an unholy fusion

>>37445290
a match made in cringe heaven

>>37445220
it only has to work once and then she's stuck with me

>>37445220
hey, respect male sex workers

>>37445277
>this is like the fourteenth time this has happened
>from rata magazine sellers, to nuki property buyers, to delivery wendis
>ice maid is so proud of her skills that anon has to subtly clean her "work" to not hurt her feelings
>donates crates of hot chocolate and scarfs to the Snuggle Scouts for their aid

>be a servant to a sadistic wight
>whenever she rings a bell you must come to her at once
>if you are too slow she claws and drains you

>>37445277
>medusa neighbor also has assorted lawn ornaments
i don't know about this neighborhood