/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can be more patient next time.

>>37418030
You know who you are.

Don't trust trolls!
They're actually strong brutes that want to put you in your place.
Beneath their hips!

>>37418030
What is the origin of the 'reclining' meme?

>>37418033
Who am I?
>>37418044
Even better.

>>37418030
Jabber-san needs to exercise more.

>>37418030
MGE is reclining

>>37418100
Jabber-san's romantic prospects are reclining

All I want for Christmas is a monsterwife

>>37418100
Still fits like a glove!

>>37418100
She needs to start pumping iron, high muscle mass is hot.

Is undead mofu as good as live mofu?

>>37417439

>>37418161
>Strongthick wock
My dick won't be ready.

>>37418054
Only civilized trolls live under bridges, their savage cousins live in caves, great trees, and other such dark corners of the earth.

Doggy angry!

>>37418290

I would probably cum just from hearing a lilim describe how she casually party-wiped some hero. I want to be a bystander while that happens and tell her how sexy that was.

>A large group Anons arrive in MG world
>Everyone agrees to help each other in finding their waifus
>The Anons are causing chaos by just grabbing whatever monster they want without any care for circumstances
>MGs ranging from big to small, powerful to weak, and rare to plentiful were being taken.
>Except lilims because they're dorks.

>>37418314
NTR fags will be first on the day of the rope.

>>37418323
I want to be the planetary matchmaker when the portals open. Matching the perfect husbands and wives together, completely forgoing my own.

Any monstergirl that tries for me I will find a match she would be ecstatic with.

>>37418348
I think you got the wrong idea or post.

>>37418323
>holst chilling in the field eating grass and shit
>she sees some guy further away and absentmindedly waves at him
>guy jumps the fence and starts rushing towards her
>wtf
>he runs up to the holst, looks her up and down, and says these milkers will do
>what
>last thing she sees is the guy hoisting her on his back and running to the barn for the wedding

>>37418348
99% sure this is a 'wow, shes is really strong and thats hot'
i dont think the implication is that they fucked the heroes, its she just kicked them into a pulp and sent them running

>>37418377
What about when Eros herself comes down to scoop you up? Who could you possibly pawn a goddess off onto?

>>37418419
That's right. Though I can't say the same about the eventual daughters.

>>37418419
>Lilim wipes some hero party
>as she begins to give her grand speech, she hears cheering
>she turns to see some anon cheering for her and congratulating her
>how did he get here? And why is he hard?
>hero tries to ask this anon for help
>”Psh, no way fag”
>lilim is unsure what to do with this

>>37418462
>>37418377
Also, what about the army of cupids and houris that will probably come for you.

>>37418462
Why would she do that though? Imagine how much love I'd be spreading and how many happy marriages I'd be helping make. She wouldn't want to distract me from that.

Drinking contest with a orc

>>37418562
But I don't drink

>>37418562
Why is she so sweaty, is that orkslime?

>>37418578
YOU DO NOW

>>37418562
Lightweight, real men have drinking contests with onis or at least a normal ogre.

>>37418588
She spilled quite a bit of booze all over herself. You should lick it off for her.

>>37418506
>pic
My dream that will never come true...

>>37418562
Ew, western orc

Komi-san wants your help to found her own sabbath and recruit 100 witches!

>>37418562
>drunk orc sobbing on your shoulder asking you if you think she’s pretty
We’ll?

>>37418652
Yes! I'll take a green one over a pig any day of the week.

>>37418348
Wouldnt a monster try to let redeem someone who wants to get cheated on rather than murder them?

>>37418651

>>37418651
I can get behind this sabbath.

>>37418578
Would you settle for some coffee then?

>>37417439

>>37418770
No no nononono
I specifically warded my house against foxes.
How did she get inside?

>>37418770
Get back in the closet Akagi, I have guests over.

>>37418100
nah, right is better.

>>37418726
Orc breast milk tastes minty!

>>37418562
I only drink milk and only straight from the tap

I am asking once again (again (again)): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

Thanks for taking the time to answer if you do. I always love reading what you guys have to say about your mamano wives.

You WILL marry a dragon or else

>>37418926
>Or else
Or else what?

>>37418926
she needs to be like this

>>37418770
ah, shit! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THAT SHADY ASS TANUKI TO FIX UP THE SEALS

>>37418955
You weren't actually supposed to consider the consequences. Stop asking questions and just giver yourself over to your superior for marriage already

>>37418921
I've already answered before, but she's a Gazer. She has a hard time trusting others, so she puts on a tough act and responds to aggression with further aggression. But she's soft and kind and very loving, once you get to know her.

>>37418997
Nah, if dragons want me, they got catch me and brutally rape me until I can't about anything else other than them!

>>37418921
>What's her personality?
She is loving, caring, naturally motherly. She's wonderfully energetic and cheerful most of the time, and although the sadness of this world hits her very hard, she's quick to rebound and find the silver lining (or just cuddle till things are better). That being said, there are several things about this world that can make her very angry. She holds it in as much as she can, but it'll explode with enough prodding. As for her sexual personality, she's very much a dom, but likes to switch things up every now and then
>What does she look like?
She's a towering Ushi Oni, very muscular, but with a lot of padding as well. She's more of a greyish blue green, and has several scars. Also has massive boobs
>What does she smell like?
Depends. Her soaps and shampoos smell herby, but she naturally smells earthy and smokey
>What does she do for a living?
Homemaker, but used to work security, and knows how to weave clothes
>What are her hobbies?
Anything outdoors, playing with kids, cooking, wrestling, working out, guns, gardening
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She usually hangs out with me, but she has made some human male/female friends, as well as some monstergirl friends

>>37418997
She’s not a very good dragon if she can’t back up her threats, now is she?
Maybe I should go challenge that salamander down the way, since I know I could get a fight out of her

What are the monsters you want KC to add to MGE and why is it Baku?

>>37418997
dumb lizard, then tell me, how is a dragon that wants a man without doing any legwork is better than a normal man?

>>37417439

>>37418817
Nobody thinks to ward their house against boats!

>>37418677
They are mentally ill and so must die.

>>37419029
>>37419055
>>37419088
Only a fool would turn down the chance to be with one of the most graceful beings to exist. Why must you be so difficult and play hard to get when you could be blessed with the attention of a noble drake.

>>37419091
Nobody except Croats, maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJCfeipvIQ

>>37419118
>graceful
>tries to threat a man into marrying her

>>37418960
What kind of body-type is this?

>>37418926
I will not.

>>37418960
No, like this.

>>37419135
It's because you hairless apes don't know what's good for you. Dragons just want to ensure lesser beings are taken care of and sometimes it takes aggressive negotiations.

Reject haughty undead, embrace dumb zombies

>>37418921
Describe your wife!

>>37419078
My waifu would be interested in studying Baku.
She's concerned about my sleep habits, so a Baku might be able to help.

>>37419172
We must go thiccer

I hate the shota shit more than anything else.

>>37418921
Post this again tomorrow when I'm not an adhd zombie and I'll give you an effortpost

>>37418137
I can't tell if this is supposed to be roon or soppy, either way cute

>>37419238
Why tell us then? Unless, this was part of your plan.

>>37418921
I don't really have one but for the sake of the question, this is what I made up:
>What does she look like?
She's an automaton that was dug up from a buried ruin out in the desert. Most of her plating rusted or outright disintegrated by then, but we've done what we could to replace the deteriorated bits with the help of a sympathetic gremlin. The new, squishier material is an off-white color with a bit of metallic trim. I think she's self-concious about the parts that are still a bit rusty since she always tries to cover them up.
>What's her personality?
She's kind of emotionless like most automatons, and you have to suss out what her subroutines are 'feeling' through her actions instead of her words or body language. She often cuddles up next to me- ostensibly for 'protection' or to 'ensure your body is the proper temperature'.
>What does she smell like?
Arcane motor oil and magic gasoline, normally, so most of the time I hang a car air freshener from little ear protrusions. Mostly pine-scented ones. She doesn't seem to mind.
>What does she do for a living?
She works at an orphanage. All the little ones seem to think having a robot around is super cool, so she does pretty well for being kind of cold. I think she likes hanging around kids because she, you know, can't have her own. Maybe she wants to adopt?
>What are her hobbies?
Small-scale engineering or construction projects, like renovating the house or building whatever gizmo strikes her robo-fancy. She's even made a few guns, though she doesn't let me touch them. :(
>Does she have any friends?
Really just that automaton I mentioned earlier, since the two of them get on really well. Otherwise, she tends to come off as a little cold or standoffish to most people.

>>37419349
Playing around on the job? You ladies have been docked a day's cum for your tomfoolery!

>>37419118
>>37419202
>Claim to be mighty
>Cannot even give anon the satisfaction of a fight before the rape
Curious.

>>37419413
its that these younger dragons can't rape, back when dragons were dragons, they just picked up their future hubby and then brutally raped him in their rape cave without giving him a bit of rest, instead of asking for consent, wasting time to try to convince him, or anything of that nature

Do you like situations like this?
I do.

Times change

>>37419413
>>37419461
Please do not bully the dragons. I don't want to see them go full dragon form in anger

>>37419554
>inb4 its literally a group of chihuahua sized dragons

>>37419554
I do.
Do you know what Dragonia translates to?
“dragon graveyard waiting room”

>>37419554
I do. What are they gonna do? It's not like they're gonna eat me.

>>37419550
very cute dragon, would put a bun in her oven

>>37419349

>>37419550
>lizardman has spent her entire life mastering the blade
>gets beat by anon once
>now her blade is a kitchen knife
I know it's their biology but that's gotta sting at least a little, right?

>>37419580
>>37419598
>>37419600
>And thus anons were carried off to be brutally raped on top of piles of gold

>>37419667
now thats better

>>37419610
>when the meido got railed

Honestly, I want a species that helps mere dragons the same way dhampirs help tease vampires into being more loving.

>>37419722
thats what jabberwocks help with

>>37419728
I don't recall anything in their profile about that

Trishot nerf when?

>>37419741
there ain't anything about that but I have a feeling that they would tease the straight-laced dragons cause it gets them off to see them unwind and be more honestly lewd

>>37419027
Answering multiple times is cool with me. Don't imagine people have write-ups to answer on stand by, so naturally there's gonna be a few things that slip your mind while answering. Few other folks have answered multiple times too.

What does that pillow say?

>>37419034
What are the scars from? Would assume it was from her time working security, but the simple sight of a massive Ushi Oni is enough to make folks stop in their tracks.

>>37419215
Like the other anon, am too tied up to give a good answer now but ask again tomorrow and I'll have time. For now, she's an akaname/kejourou. Formerly homeless and a hikki, currently a meido.

>>37419241
Sure thing. Hope you feel better then.

>>37419312
Really nice for something you came up with on the spot.

Who ordered the chocolate kiki?

>>37419806
me, give me choco kiki

>>37419547
Yeah

>>37419547
i bet lots of elves have an ear fetish

>>37419832
Don't give them any ideas

>>37419806
>>37419817

>>37419762
The scars are mostly from her childhood growing up in a cave in the woods, dealing with ferocious animals and whatnot, but also time working security

>>37419639
It’s why I think salamanders are the better “FIGHT ME” monsters. I wouldn’t want her to drastically change because I won a sword fight

You wouldn't want to disappoint would you anon?

>>37419839
i want elves to marvel at my weird ears

Why are there no good lilims, how come each one is evil?

>>37419839
I want an elf momster to clean my ears while she teases me about how odd they are

>>37418348
Great, I'll monog-marry one of their Bicorn widows once they've gone.

>>37419897
They have absolute power, and absolute power corrupte absolutely.
[/spoiler] jk they all think acting chuuni is how they can get boys [/spoiler]

>>37419897
It happens because every hero that comes their way ends up marrying their mere maid instead.

>>37419897
Evil is hot but they're not evil just chuuni. The demon's lord vision is clearly good

>>37419897
lilims are massive chunni dorks

Why don't elves spec into strength and constitution?

>>37419877
>mamano says she wants to "rape" me
>I consent to it
>present my naked body to her, swearing I won't resist
>she comments that it doesn't feel like rape anymore
>wants me to put up a struggle at least, to maintain her interest
>just continue lying naked
>she sighs, bored, and twiddles her thumbs
>sight of her body and scent of her pheromones have made me hard as a rock, though
>thought I was gonna get some mamano punani, but I'm just lying here
>sit up
>grab her by the throat and throw her to the floor
>now anon is doing the raping
>"O-oh, anon? What's come over you all of a sudden!? St-- *bites her lip* stOP thIS at *moans in pleasure* AT ONce..."

Do you think that was her plan all along?

>>37419746
?

>>37419877
I'd put up some resistance as well as insult them so they can really rape me

>>37419547
>situation
This is cute.
I also enjoy the idea of monsters like hellhounds and yetis (and all the other warm ones) being slightly protective of and overly cuddly towards their husband because they're always worried theyre going to start freezing.
Snakes being sad for their husband because they dont have a big strong tail to get around, and being convinced legs are fragile and strange, maybe going as far as to try and stop them from walking around and insisting on carrying them. Same with centaurs and arachne.

>every time you spank/grope/squeeze/etc. a cheshire it makes an EE&E animal sound effect

>>37419877
I bet there would be a lot of places that couples could go to simulate a proper chase, with different varieties depending on the monster girl. Old, abandoned buildings and fake graveyards for undead, pretend pyramids/tombs for aphophis, dark, lonely city streets for succubi...
Consent is nice, but so is the hunt

>>37419930
Goodness with the aesthetics of evil is a great combo, but genuine evil certainly has its place as long as its not too far

>>37417439

>>37419877
>tfw ywn do some homealone shenanigans to keep yourself free from monster rape

This is a No Winter Zone, snow monsters and ice monsters go home

>>37420016
>Gremlin shows up

>>37420015
Alice is ghey.

>>37419988
I'd break in to these places and start blasting scooby-doo chase music so all involved couldn't take it seriously

>>37420040
Cold monsters can be here if they want, this is a discrimination free zone. Unless you are from /tg/ or have one of the forbidden fetishes, in which case you can go drown in your own jizz

>>37420040
She can stay in mine.

>>37420040
I agree, winter can suck my dick, I want it to be summer forever!

>>37420040
Reminder that Snow Volcanic areas are confirmed to be a thing.

>>37420046

>>37420098
I want to visit Frostmelt and meet the laid-back lava golems.

I HATE GRAPE SNAKES I HATE GRAPE SNAKES I HATE GRAPE SNAKES

For you writing anons, what's a good size wordcount for a chapter in your opinion? I'm having trouble planning something out and want to know when to cut stuff off

>>37420087
>free White Horn-san from the deep snow
>she leaps away and gets herself stuck again
>"Oh no! Looks like you'll have to dig me out and brush my fur again"
>this goes on until she invites herself in to dry off
>she starts making hot cocoa and wants to stay the night

>>37420184
Likewise but you don’t have to yell.

>>37420190
Personally, I vary a lot, I tend to just end the chapter when it feels appropriate without thinking much about chapter size/word count. I wouldn't worry about it. Plenty professional writers will have a 3 page chapter followed by a 40 page chapter.

HUMANS ARE NOT MANWHORES

>>37420184
fuck you :(
shes cute
both of the beings in the picture are but the snake definitely is

>>37420117
Who dis, I never played much mgq

Slimes are olev

>>37420211
manwhore is such a dirty word, anon. I prefer escort, courtesan, man of the night. This sounds a lot more classier

>>37420211
Well yea.
Since half of them are women and only SOME males are manwhores.

>>37420211
>t. hasn't been on a weeklong mofu binge
Mofu almost killed me anon, if I see another fluff I think I may just fall off the wagon.

>>37420093
>Winter can suck my dick
>Ice queens would like to know your location
Phrasing is very important

>>37420211
You're right; I'm not a manwhore because I do it for free.

>>37420241
I'm starting to think 'Mofu' might not be just tail fluff. The mofu mafia are peddling something, and I don't know what. I've got to get to the bottom of this.

>>37420211
I ain't one, i just do compensated dating with the dragon mayor sometimes, its just for money I swear! Its not because i find her sexy or anything

>>37420254
It's well-known that the dealers spike their mofu with demonic energy. One hit of this new stuff and you're a goner. It's a real shame.

I can’t understand how someone can go through an entire month without fapping. I swore off an entire week due to getting passing grades at uni and this is the 4th day and I’m going insane. Like, I, fuck.
Even the kitsune lolis look fappable now and I’m a hagchad.

>>37420243
If an Ice Queen gets drippy and wet thinking about lewd things, does it freeze?

>>37420271
Been seeing Mofu addicts in the streets practically clinging to there wives for months now, and no one can do a damned thing about it. Poor bastards probably thought it was just a sweet gesture; an offer from that nice fox to feel their tail fluff. A few minutes later that was their entire life written away to be spent with their new wife and serving with them in the mofu mafia.

>>37420254
You best be quiet anon, the bosses won't like that kind of talk and I can't afford to lose another finger.

>>37420272
Thoughts on this image :)

>>37420254
>>37420271
Keep asking questions and you'll end up like this

Are dick milking maids real maids?

>>37420211
hey, i went to mgc uni for my bachleor of arts in manwhoring and its an honest living with good pay

>>37420254
I have information for you anon. You gotta let the world know before it's too late.

>>37420297
Don't use emoticons in 4chan

>>37420297
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37420254
Ratas are tracking you down as we speak.

>>37420315
Tell me, and make it quick. Don't know who could be lurking around the corner listening in.

>>37420311
Yeah everyone hired one

>>37420321
(^:

>>37420339
holy fuck that is small, what the shit happened
i am so sorry anons
3 whole kilobytes

>>37420339
The secret is that there was never anything extra in the mofu. Now enjoy the foxwife

>>37420233
Marry the slime

>>37420356
N-NOOOOOO (with a better resolution picture I found)

>>37420311
its one of the core classes that every maid needs to learn in st kiki academy!

>>37420350
Looks like you saved the thumbnail by accident.

>>37420356
Devilish

>>37418926
Can you even call her a dragon if she can't give you a sun tan just by entering the room?

>>37418921
Haremfag again, sticking with one of my wives for this post to avoid a massive wall.
>What's her personality?
Smug, caring imouto to the point she's more like a loli onee-san at times and one strong temper.
>What does she look like?
Image is her.
>What does she smell like?
Varies based on which magical ingredients she's been working with.
>What does she do for a living?
Sabbath branch leader,magic research, recruiting new members, occasionally private magic tutoring as a method of recruiting.
>What are her hobbies?
She's a workaholic but she does enjoy designing outfits for herself and others.
> Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She gets along with my other wives, members of her Sabbath. Outside of that she's also friends with a Devil and loli Vampire.

>>37420184
I wanna worship the pharaoh

So, when the current demon lord took over she transformed all the nasty monsters into cute girls that still had some of the features of their previous form. Cool and good. But does that mean that, say, holstaurs were just transformed from cows?
Did some farmer go to bed with a herd of normal cattle and wake up with a bunch of very confused and horny cowgirls?

>>37415193
Greenworm appreciators will hunt you down anon

>>37420278
My headcanon is ice monsters like Ice Queen and Tsurara get a really thin layer of frost with on their pussies and high inner thighs if they get wet.

>>37417439
Let's continue.

What will be the fate of most military dragons and wyverns when the monstergirl militaries modernize, especially with modern Airforces? Shall dragons and wyverns cope and adapt with the changing times by becoming pilots themselves???

>>37420604
they get old and fat

>>37420604
gonna need some BIG engines

>>37420604
They complain about men putting themselves in danger by flying machines run by tiny explosions and seethe at men thinking the need for speed is a good enough excuse for their reckless flying.

>>37420553
Holstaur profile says they're descended from Minotaurs that allowed humans to tame them. There's no way this could have happened in the old days, so Holstaurs only came to existence in the current Demon Lord's reign.

>>37420604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjSAM1OVvQ

>>37420604
ace anon won't even look at em unless they can pull 10Gs consistently, and that's not even getting into the weight issues

>>37420604
Modern military is made completely redundant by monsters abilities and their magic.
We went over this, opaboo

>>37420604
It was talked about.
You wouldn't see them move into the airforce as getting them into cockpits designed for them is a pain and you're honestly wasting them in the modern era.
Dragons would basically be human sized tanks that can fly and smash into a position with their breath while wyverns may be scouts or act like drones to a certain extent.
Combat retrieval would work as well for wyverns.

Meanwhile, you use your dragons to shock assault something or counter another dragon, wurm, or similar heavy hitter.

>>37420657
how do you tame a minotaur?

What would life in the Royal Makai and in the Demon Lord's Castle be like when male human sons can now be bron from monstergirls? Imagine being a tourist or visitor to the Royal Makai and or the Demon Lord's Castle and you see numerous white haired shotas and bishonens engaging in hi-jinks and shennanigens with or against their elder Lilim sisters. And yeah, ALL the Lilims are elder sisters. And imagine all the silly sibling fights between all them Lilims and the DL's shota and or bishonen sons.

>>37420604
>especially with modern Airforces?
Wouldn't be a need for them. Monster Girls will overthrow the chief god within the current generation and the world will monsterize. Weapons of war on that level would never be developed because there's simply no need for them with monster girls running things and being strictly opposed to conflict.
Seems like needless military wank.

>>37420231
Left is Alipheese Fateburn XVI. Right is Kurisu Makise, the main heroine of Steins;Gate. Some dude keeps commissioning pics of them together.

>>37420350
Simple, she hasn’t been fully unsealed yet and-
>>37420409
OH FUCK RUN FOR IT

>>37420634
that sounds good

>>37420761
thanks anon that made me laugh

>>37420684
Keep her fed and comfy, she might mellow out. The profile does say "through the process of evolution, their violent nature has subsided", so it's not worth it if your goal is to make your own Holsts from scratch because this indicates it took generations to get there.

>>37420684
Making it so she doesn't have to fight wild animals for food is probably a step in the right direction.

>>37420792
beeg monsters rolling on top of you while you're sleeping is a great thing

>>37420684
get that bitch a labyrinth
minotaurs love labyrinths

>>37420684
stick 'em in a city for a couple of years

>>37420841
>every fall, your mino wife insists on going into the local corn maze
>you always ask her why but she can never quite say why

>>37420841
I have a strong need to be hunted through a maze by a big cow while I dodge traps she sets

>>37417439

>>37420604
>>37420656
>>37420667
>>37420673
So what monstergirls would make the ideal or decent fighter jet pilots?

Harpies??? Gremlins, because they're the ones who know how to use tech?

>>37420927
>Happy New Year 2021
I'm excited for the next year's fanart!

>>37420996
What's in those vials? Horse juice?

>>37420738
>Wouldn't be a need for them. Monster Girls will overthrow the chief god within the current generation and the world will monsterize. Weapons of war on that level would never be developed because there's simply no need for them with monster girls running things and being strictly opposed to conflict.
>Seems like needless military wank.
>No need for them
>Unnecessary

I'd argue, no. There would be ways mamono and the MGE world will change the rules and workings of war to the modern 21st century day.

Or you know? More in line with cute and hot girls with big boobs.

>>37420995
Elves.
You'd need something with quick reflexes, that is light, and can fit in a cockpit easily.
Harpies have no way to really work controls as efficiently and building a cockpit around a nonstandard design is a pain in the rear.

>>37420995
Dormice.

Guess who's going to be tonight's 'sacrifice', anon.

I don’t know much about how monsters would change the military, but I do know it would probably be funny to give a harpy a stuka siren

>>37421206
Is it the unicorn?

>>37421206
Not my billy, he's my best friend. I won't let you guys hurt my goat!

>>37421070
Anon you misunderstood the post
>modern times will still be in the far distant future in the canon setting, long after everyone has become incubi and monster girls
>research into weapons of that kind would be pointless since there's nothing to fight
>research instead goes into maximum comfort and pleasure in daily life
There's no rules of war to change because war wouldn't exist in the first place.

>>37421206
this 2GW mana bomb I'm holding?

Has your wife given you a collar yet?

Today I realized that my MGE wife happens to be super inspired by a cartoon character I had a huge crush on growing up. Anyone else?

>>37421245
No but I did notice other unintentional inspirations. Who's the character?

A friend told me to post this here, so I will
It's a story about a trap tiefling who goes to the gym
https://www.4binz.org//575
Spoiler: "it's not the type of trap youre thinking

>>37418921
i too am a haremfag, so heres one waifu thats not very popular
>What's her personality?
Warm and quiet, she doesnt vocalize most of her expressions unless its really important, also a neat freak that organizes everything around her.
>What does she look like?
She is a cancer, she has light skin and red hair in an A cut style, her carapace is muddy red on the top side with sporadic purple-blue nodules and bright orange on the underside.
>What does she smell like?
A pleasant ocean smell with a bit of an earthy smell.
>What does she do for a living?
She is a jeweler and gemcutter, she has very steady hands and pincers.
>What are her hobbies?
Aside from crafting jewelry, she likes dancing, music, shooting crossbows, fishing with friends.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She gets along with the other wives, particularly well with the dullahan mershark and ghoul sea lamia.

>>37421271
>haremfag with a cancer wife
That's really nice to see, she sounds really cute and that's an interesting job for her too!

>>37421227
No the anon you just replied to.

But honestly, how will the MGE world ever defend and protect themselves if ever some Otherworldly Invaders and Attackers ever come to their world then? Surely any self respecting civilization, even that of the MGE world will still invest and research into weapons and military. Maybe at least for self defense purposes, but then again what with all the Day of The Rape and Portals AND monstergirls invading our world posts. Mamono would study and research into more modernized weapons and military for self defense and assimilating new worlds under their rule and meta.

>>37421309
>how will the MGE world ever defend and protect themselves if ever some Otherworldly Invaders and Attackers ever come to their world then?
KC confirmed that ayys would get turned into monster girls on contact with the atmosphere IF they existed. Remember that the world of MGE is not a planet.
>but then again what with all the Day of The Rape and Portals AND monstergirls invading our world posts.
Day of the rape is dumbass /monster/ terminology that some refugees haven't let go of.

>>37421309
I'm fairly certain any otherworldly forces would either be equally horny and monsterised, or soon to be horny because they existed within the same dimension as a lilim for too long.
The abyssals are technically otherworldly, after all.

>>37421227
I think you'd still see territorial fights, monster girls that still have martial backgrounds, and the like fighting.
Granted, its more fighting to ahego the otherside instead of kill them

>>37417439
Invisible lilim strikes again.

>>37421356
>I think you'd still see territorial fights, monster girls that still have martial backgrounds, and the like fighting.
They would stick to traditional means for that, why wouldn't they when magic can send entire towns to different dimensions, teleport, fly, fling spells through the air, deflect bullets and more. People thinking they would advance in tech the same way real people have aren't thinking about why they would develop it clearly, they would be more likely to advance their fantasy capabilities.
And that's if those things even happened.

>>37421344
>KC confirmed that ayys would get turned into monster girls
Not just that, KC already confirmed he has grey aliens on the list

>>37421413
time to activate the X-MON project

>>37421439
>>37421413
i wonder how would greys look at us? like cute pets?

>>37421262
Sedusa from PPG. Looking back, I've always been fond of characters with long, prehensile hair too. Feel dumb for not noticing sooner.

What inspirations have you noticed?

>>37421245
for me, I noticed that I had a bleach influence to the gazer nun I draw

>>37421439
who will do the research? who will do the engineering? Who will wear the sweater?

So when your wife hangs out with her friends, what about you does she brag about? besides being a real person and not an imaginary husband

Around eldritch beings,never relax

>>37421580
she has the superior pussysquid.

>>37421587
i want the unknowable milkers in my mouth

>>37421245
I want more girls to have starscreams personality.

>>37421587
except if she's your wife: then you can relax
even if the walls melt or you're hearing smells

>>37421580
my cooking

>>37421580
how she has a young boytoy that would do any lewd desire she wants and doesn't complain about it all

>>37418921
I don't know if I have a specific wife, but there are a few mamono I daydream about/fap to semi-regularly. Here's are two of the more frequent:

One girl's an arch imp, and while I could easily boil her personality down to "mesugaki shitposter", that'd be a bit reductive. She's very flirtatious, very lewd - she has spells set to detect when I have lewd thoughts so she can immediately act on them, if she so desires - and a bit of a masochist. She's also playful in a non-sexual way - making jokes and puns regularly, magicking propaganda and advertisements to hijack messages, and overall not taking much seriously. She's affectionate sometimes, but tends to show that affection in roundabout ways.
She's short, thin, and young-in-form, as arch imps tend to be. She has short, pale-blue hair, yellow eyes, and magical runes and tattoos all over under her clothes, which are, depending on where she is, either a billowing pink-and-black robe/magical girl costume, various Kuroferuru lingerie, or a slightly loose schoolgirl uniform.
She usually smells of a mixture of sweat and gunpowder.
She's an elite Kuroferuru scholar, primarily studying passive Nymphomantic charms.
Beyond pulling practical jokes on the world and lewd jokes on me - the latter of which she enjoys to the point of it being a hobby - she also likes listening to music. If I could be as autistically devoted to her idea as some genuine waifufags, she might encourage me to actually start playing music again.
She's friends with her colleagues at the Sabbath.

The other's a tengu. Beyond the obligatory "nerd" that a "nerd bird" must be, she's also very eagerly submissive. While she's content to do things on her own most of the time, merely hearing me give her a command is enough to make her squirm in arousal. She isn't as actively lewd as the arch imp, and in scenarios where I have multiple wives, she's usually only submissive to me and at most one of my other wives, sometimes even getting assertive and dominant with the other wives before asking me if that made her look cool. She's also very slightly chuunibyou, although she mostly keeps that in check.
She's a bit taller than the arch imp - while the former is a JC loli, the tengu is closer to an older JK in appearance. Her breasts are full and round, but not particularly large - probably around a C cup, but I'm not very good at breast sizing. She's also rather thin, but slightly less so than the imp. She has straight, black hair that goes about halfway down her back, bright blue eyes (being a crow, after all), and tends to wear oversized sweaters at home, and cardigans with skirts and pantyhose when out.
When in public, she smells strongly of incense. When at home, she tends to smell strongly of sweat and arousal, as I order her around regularly enough - whether for genuine commands or simply to tease her - that she's perpetually soaking wet.
She's a NEET, but from a wealthy line of tengu scholars who subsidize her lifestyle so that I can fertilize her eggs more readily.
In the normal MGE setting, she collects rare books and scrolls, and occasionally enjoys gambling. In MGC or "portal day" scenarios, she's obsessed with yuri manga, anime, and eroge, and plays multiple gacha, of which her family thanks me for reining in her whale tendencies.
She was a complete hikki before her older sister found me and hooked me up with her. She mostly keeps to herself, but in scenarios where I have a harem, she very easily befriends them.

>>37421611
>starscream's personality
You want more girls to act like incompetent henchmen? That's my memory of him at least, though I've limited exposure to transformers.

The stronger the girl the harder I cum.

>>37421650
You're not wrong but I like the opportunistic ambition.
Like if you're a warlock and you've spent months trying to get some shit done but then your imp had her own agenda to get laid and ruined all your hard work.
It's much more forgiveable because she's hot.

>>37421268
I saw this a while ago on 4binz and dismissed it because I thought Sev was an actual trap. Regret doing that now, that was hot as fuck, disregarding the suicideboys references. Good stuff dude

>>37421725
this and the fact her plans blow up in her face and for some reason you still have her around for next episode's blunder

>>37421723
>picture of lim who couldn't handle the bantz

>>37418921
>mfw too emotionally fucked up to form attachments even in fantasy
still fun to dream them up
>Species:
Living Doll/Construct
>Name:
Victoria (no relation to the lim, it's my highschool crush's name no bully)
>Personality
Passive, pliant, receptive; quietly but intensely affectionate, even romantic. Soft embraces, caresses, whispered love poems. Endlessly patient.
>Appearance
Fair skin and silver-white hair; about 5'4", medium-small 'assets', thin waist. Brilliant red eyes. Lacks the mechanical joints that, in some sense, typify the living doll. Her 'flesh' is not unyieldingly hard, but impossible to confuse for the 'real thing.' She wears simple black dress in infinite variety, somehow re-spinning the material into new configurations each day.
She smells... clean; some ineffably subtle essence of the mildest soap, no matter how much a mess I make of her.
She has no job, or friends, and scarcely leaves our room. If I am present, she waits on the bed in case I crave her. If I am out, she sometimes sits at the desk and composes poetry.
She is a strange and in many ways inhuman presence, but I can scarcely imagine going without, or replacing, her company.

>>37421725
>>37421740
Ah, gotcha now. I can see the appeal.

>>37420604
>especially with modern Airforces? Shall dragons and wyverns cope and adapt with the changing times by becoming pilots themselves???
I'm confused. Gremlins might rig up gyrocopters to take their hubbies on flights, but any dragon can still easily outstrip our most modern and advanced jets today.

Like, did you forget what a dragon was? It's not just a lizardgirl with wings anon. They're Gods. They're the Only beings strong enough to completely rewrite the laws of the universe, albeit for a time.

Dragons are anime shit, they'll be zipping around fast enough to shatter the sound barrier on a casual outing. Dragonia would have to be build with sound supressing arrays everywhere to hard filter any sounds above 120dB. Or it would sound just like a warzone.

>>37418921
I like the Pharaoh
>What's her personality?
She's a kind, warm, cunning and motherly
>What does she look like?
She's has tan skin, long black hair, red scars across her body, a tone body, and slender face.
>Where did we meet?(I didn't find the original question interesting)
I found her a in tomb underneath a ruined city and got my hips smash to dust soon afterwards.
>What does she do for a living?
She's a Pharaoh so it's self-explanatory.
>What are her hobbies?
She enjoys music, art, social drinking, reading, making tea, and writing inflammatory articles in the news under a pen name.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
Her best friend would be an her Anubis advisor and her other friends would be the mummies in her tomb.

>>37421827
thats a nice choco sea wurm, she also has a neat hat

>>37421827
lovely wurm

>>37418137
Cute robutt.

>>37418921
This is wife.
Her name has been lost to time but she's friendly for a dragon, sees almost everything as a competition and is a sore loser. She smells like burnt flowers and likes to compete as a hobby.
She's fairly adventurous and likes getting precious stuff from ancient ruins and the likes.

>>37421411
She stole the desk as well.

>>37421872
Too fuckin' cute. Definitely want to commission this guy when I get the chance.

>>37421856
To this day I find funny how a dragon ended up with the name "Waffle"

>>37421907
Tiny jealous snake!

>>37421916

>>37418926
I will marry this one, she looks very rusticated and would probably make a mean pie.

>>37420656
>>37420665
>>37420673
>>37420995
>>37421212
How might dogfights and battles between Monstergirl Ace Pilots and rival Human/Mortal Ace Pilots be like? Special Snowflake Protagonist Monstergirl Ace Pilot versus the renowned enemy/rival Ace Pilot, who is a human!

>"There are pilots like you in every generation. And I've felled every last one of them."
>t.Madam X, feared enemy pilot throughout the Mamono Airforce and Mamono Pilot-chan's rival

>>37421961
Madam X sounds old, what is she?

>>37422005
Why is it always Atago and Kaga? Why does nobody post any of the other botes?

>>37422016
Cause it's one guy

>>37422016
Because fluffy tails.
>Atago
You mean Akagi.

>>37420190
Depends. I usually keep it between 6-8k words. This bumps up to 10-15k for important stuff, because I don't like writing cliffhangers.

>>37422038
Yeah, I got the names mixed up. I'm more of a fan of the Brit botes in general, but they're not really relevant to this thread.

>>37422058
The monitors could count as undead.

>>37422016
>>37422026
The oni boats get posted too sometimes.

>Where do you think you are going?

>>37422118
>to the shop to get you a nice gift

>>37422118
Home, so I can have some fun with my tengu wife. Do you want to come with me?

>>37422118
>returning my meds so that I can see you more often

>>37422128
>But my gift is already here.

>>37422074
I love undead, I wish I could impregnate a horde of zombie so many times that they all wight at the same time

>>37422177
how undead do you like em? gray skin? falling apart? other? also yes, I would love to make many zombie/wights from a horde of zombies

>>37422118
I don't know! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! HELPPPPP, I DON'T EVEN KNWO MY NAME!

>>37422169
>you're right!
>here is this nice, homemade cake!

>>37422220
I like cuddle bogeys better

>>37421961
>>37421974
Madam X is the Orderite Ace Pilot Mihaéla. Full and real name, Mihaéla Dumitra Margareta Cornelia Lina Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatia Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.

Believe it or not, she is practically an old lady who still is an ace pilot of the Order's Aerospace Force and is said to be part of an experimental squadron. As a means of trying to test out the Order's autonomous unmanned drone forces, may or may not be an imitation of Gremlin tech and Automaton Mamono.

>>37422220
what's the bare minimum sadness needed to call forth a bogey? can I be sad cause of a movie and she would be right there with tissues and cuddles?

>>37422236
All clay belongs to rightful Belkan monstergirls.

>>37422236
>imitation of Gremlin tech and Automaton Mamono
>she is either an old lady gremlin or automaton from exposure
I would climb the ranks of the Order Aerospace Force just to hit on her

>>37420184
She looks like she's looking across a tripoint border at an Apophis demon realm and an Incubus/Khepri kingdom that are both more successful than hers.

>>37422232
While I love the idea of a bogie cheering up Anon with not just cuddles but also flowers, why is this a minecraft mod

They're evolving.

>>37422300
>why is this a minecraft mod
Why not?

>>37422337
any greenworm mods?

>>37422247
I want to get sandwiched between a Bodie and a Troll

I wish to shower with:
>A mindflayer
>A mucus toad
>A Vampire
>A Shoggoth
>An apophis
Either all at the same time, some of them at the same time, or one at a time. I don't mind.

>>37422451
>Sad dark undine and cancer noises

>>37422451
>vampire
Enjoy being trapped in there with her for six hours while she heaps a few hundred layers of cosmetics onto you. I knew a guy who had to get eight different shampoos and six different conditioners massaged into his scalp before his vamp wife let him go. That doesn't even take into account all the body washes and soaps.

>>37422368
No idea, don't know where the Bogey mod is either. Pretty sure the Hellhound and Weresheep are reskins someone did from Grimoire of Gaia 3.

>>37422463
NTA, but I want to bathe with a Dark Undine.

>>37422513
i do this anyway thats fine

>>37418677
Much better men ar out there so why bother

>>37422513
nah I would get out in 20 min by using just some simple soap and this shampoo that has a cool logo on it

>>37422463
cancers are for baths, not showers

>vampire has moved into a castle and claimed it's adjacent lands
>most humans are terrified of her
>Meanwhile at the vampire's castle:
>she receives a package from one of the villages she visited recently
>great, another bloodbag bothering her with some trifling matter
>the package feels strangely cold, what could it be?
>there is a cake inside with the word "Welcome" on it
>Eh?!
>She is used to humans grovelling and begging before her or cursing and telling her to go away
>No human here has ever sincerely welcomed her or seemed happy to see her.

>>37420311
Thickness off the fucking charts

>>37422548
>meanwhile in anons shack...
>anon hopes that the nice pale lady got his house warming gift
>poor thing looks like she would keel over any moment!

>>37422573
I like thicc with a little evil spice with it

>>37422544
>Anon uses the excess shampoo from his head to quickly lather his body
>vampire fuming and calling him a barbarian, demands that he get back in so she can wash his neck

>>37422513
>tfw ywn feel this clean every night before you go to sleep with your vamp oneechan

>>37422544
>cool logo
>it has a dhampir fighting dirt
>vamp wife keeps throwing it out the window after every shower
>keep buying it everyday

>>37422722
what is this

>>37422745
scp stuff

Impregnate onis.

>>37422606
>scalp massage
>pumice exfoliation
>pore opening
>herbal scrubs
>moisturizers
>fancy soaps
>gallons of hair products
>she touches up your nails when you get out
>all so she can show you off
>you're too busy feeling like a king from all the stuff she rubs onto you

>>37422755
I will.
Gonna make them big, strongsoft moms.

>>37422758
i would be so blissed out that i'd honestly fall asleep in her arms

>>37420604
neccesity drives innovation, and in a world united under one banner in the name of peace and love, why would the military need to modernise? Especially with magic. If magic is powered by 'mana', which is basically an infinite resourse if theres enough loving couples around, why would they need the technology? It'd be a waste of time, and I imagine most of the focus would be on improvements to life, medicene and general convinience.

>>37422755
No

Impregnate foxgirls

>>37422869
i was just told that I don't need to be whore for this damn job!

I want a monster girl to play 'U Got That' on full volume on speakers surrounding my house while they break in and hunt me down to fuck me into the ground and claim me as their husband. Preferably a physically aggressive one like a manticore or something, but also something like a cheshire or dragon zombie would work. Maybe not one of the more aggresively seductive ones like Mindflayers or demon, but it could still work.

>>37422236
>>37422272
>>37422287
>"I am testing this aircraft. You must find your own skies. Don't waste your life with me. Dedicate it to reclaiming that which you call home or who you love. Furtheremore, you must find someone to guide you."
>t.Madam X to her squadron

"Can you hear me, monstergirl pilot? This was all due to my ego. I helped unleash a mechanical chaos upon this world just so I could keep my wings. Put a stop to the rogue automata production."
>t.Madam X to the monstergirl ace pilot special snowflake, after being shot down

"I never wanted create anything and now here I am, an old bedridden crippled human lady. Watching as my grandchildren make a new future for themselves and the world, all while the monstergirl victors point and laugh at me, the poor old human lady... Is this my punishment, then? All I do is lie here, wasting away. I'll never know the freedom of flying the open skies ever again. I've been grounded and my wings have been clipped."
>t.Madam X during an interview while she is bedridden

>>37422876
Don't believe the mofu propaganda, the foxes cannot legally rape you if you just say "no"

>>37422866
See:
>>37421070
>>37421309

>>37422915
they forced me to say yes by molesting me and edging me unitl I did

>>37422900
that's nice an all, but what's the canon ending?

>Implying the advancement of technology won't result in the return and refinement of automaton technology.

The bot butt will retun.

>>37422941
i am awaitng the arrival of robo jabberwocks, robo tentacle mouth pussy!

>>37422866
If a warfare is going to exist its gonna be quite different due to their vastly different capabilities and mentality. And it's not like mamono lack in destructive potential if they desired so.
I could see a ritualistic sort of warfare developing. Wars between (monster) countries could just end up being basically sports competitions.
Something to entertain the more martially inclined mgs and incubi.

>>37422958
Sounds like Monster Girl Olympics to me.
That or the Demon Realm Colleseum or something.

>>37422941
but who will usher in this new robutt age?

Even if their world won’t advance we will still have our cool toys, give monsterized Nuclear warhead i guess it would be like a cursed weapon.

>>37420211
I probably would be if I could though.

>>37422956
>Dragon Class automatons.
>Not actually as strong as dragons, mostly just mimic their abilities.
>Meanwhile, the actually dangerous automatons have heavier weaponry and armor.
Would be a strange place.

>>37422958
That's how I see it.
The fight for territory is more a sporting event or one family trying to one up the other.
Mostly because the Salamanders would go stir crazy by not having anything to do...
That being said, I could see salamander and lizardman clans becoming PMCs.

>>37422972
I don't know about designing but I like customizing my mechs.

>>37422982
>>dragon class
>not rivaling dragons
FUCKING LAME!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to consider the humble succubutt.
She may not have all the fancy things of the other races BUT she does have charm magic, wings, and can go into any class.

>>37422992
i guess you can do it then idk

>>37423017
gonna make a robosucc that is better than a normal succ

>>37423017
I will always love succ

>>37422932
That IS the Canon ending. Mihaéla A. Shilage was shot down the final time by monstergirl ace pilot. But she survived and is now officially retired from service following the defeat of Order Forces and their previously Rogue Automata. Mihaéla A. Shilage, once known as Madam X and or "Archangel", is now but an old bedridden human woman who will spend the rest of her days grounded and on bed. It was a miracle she did not suffer medical expulsion after flying so high and fast with ungodly amounts of G-Force at such an old age of hers.

I hope Anon goes to quest in the Maus Hills zone, only to realize he took a wrong turn and ended up in Raht City, being several levels below all the Rats there.

>>37418413
>implying any anon is fit enough to lift a milk truck Holst

>>37423066
I want to brush those teeth

>>37423066
that rat is my wife, she makes me wear her armor on our adventures

>>37423082
maybe not today, bit I will lift a big milky holst someday

>>37423179
>Macho Moo Rhonda Savage
>Anon regrets trying to pay off his gambling debts this way when the sweatiest holst known to man tears out of her shirt and takes her position in the far corner of the ring
>"Oh Anon, I remember way back when childhood friends were bonded. You made a lot of promises to the Macho Moo, promises you didn't keep."
>"I remember one specific one: you promised you would marry me when we got older!"
>"You haven't fulfilled that promise, have you Anon?! And who has to come in and make that critical rape? The Macho Moo, Rhonda Savage!"

>>37423209
Wrestling is fake!

>>37423066
You gotta risk it, if you want the biscuit.

>>37423227
>AAAAIIIEEEEAAA!
>splat
>feh, that's CLEARLY fake cum. Doesn't even smell right.

>>37423254
Yeah there's way too much of it.

>>37423254
>guy gets thrown to the floor
>he reaches out to the crowd
>"Please....help.....me..."
>crowd boos him for being fake and gay
>wrestler grabs his legs and drags him to his fate
>he screams but the crowd cheers for something real at last

>>37423227
You know the last person that said that in the crowd got dragged into a cage match

I want to kidnap a monster and keep her tied in my bed as a daki/sexdoll, what kind do you think I should go for?