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Remember to be careful when investigating old dungeons. Monsters are crafty and have plenty of tricks up their sleeves

>>37403720
I refuse! They're mean!

>>37403720
Winter has arrived where I live. It's nice not to be constantly sweaty anymore.

>>37403760
Agreed. I'm going to send a letter to the ice queen I know, thanking her for the cooler weather and saying what a good FRIEND she is. I'm so glad we're FRIENDS.

>>37403760
what's the Pharaoh doing in wintertown?

>>37403917
The corrupt bourgeoise regime was ousted. Glory to Apophistzka!

>>37403720
I fucking love bodystocking.

>>37403778
>Ara, anon really loves the cold
>A few more feet of snow should make him happy

>>37403932
gonna mana bomb the border

>>37403989
is it buildable snow?

Angels and demons sign a peace treaty.
How raped are (You)?

>>37403970
So do I.

>>37403970
She should sit on my face actually

>>37403778
I want to move to the snowy region and never have to worry about heat again

>>37403760
I hate snow! It's wet, cold and it makes it hard to drive!

>>37403720
Impregnate sea succs.

>>37403720
I could see my waifu making me go one-on-one in a fight against a Manticore, only to save my ass when I'm pumped full of venom.
I could also see her designing a special onahole based off the tail pussy, and pumping me full of venom in order to test it.

She's a very romantic sadist.

>>37404088
Will she impale me on her demon silver pole thing if I turn her down?

>>37404004
Heavy packed snow that you can almost stand on, perfect for ambush predators like Wendigos to hide in and pop out when you least expect it

>>37404154
Wendigos are ambush predators? What, do they jump out and awawawa at you until you feel guilty and give them stretchy meat?

>>37404030
Very cool ninja
10/10 would be assassinated

>>37403970
As do I.
I know its difficult, so I have to appreciate her more when she goes along with my little kinks.

>>37403778
Make sure to throw in a friendship bracelet with "You're My Friend" written on it.

>>37404098
That's a good wife

>>37404242
Someone needs to tell these monsters that smoking is bad

>>37404242
She looks like the main love interest to a detective anon in a noir show

>>37404285
I should've known she was trouble the moment she sauntered into my office through that dimensional rift. I never had any luck with brunettes.

>>37404266
just use the squirt bottle, smokers are jokers after all

>>37404164
Basically yes, you have to give them stretchy meat or rockhard meat.

>>37404266
You cant warn mamonos off smoking by saying they'll get Cancer, when getting Cancer just means you both get a seafood threesome.

>>37404364
That seems like a good way of getting mamano drug smoke blown in your face

>>37404164
those are just baby wendies, you won't be laughing when a dire wendigo erupts from the snowbank.

>>37404367
Even with Ms.Whitehorn keeping my meat warm it's still frozen stiff.

>>37404456
If snow-cents have a frontpussy, its a fluff muff that will keep my hands warm.
KC says she's a cent, but she's cloven-hoofed and tuft tailed, so she's more deer-taur than hoss.
>there's only one way to find out for sure...

>>37403752
>he thinks he knows mean

Prepare to be bullied nerd.

Be wary of Hellhounds trying to peer pressure other Monster Girls

>>37404551
Well, Greenwurms definitely aren't whitewurms.
>so it checks out

>>37404685
you'd be surprise

>>37404551
argentina es mierda, ecuador es numero maladito una, putas!

>>37403778
I'm envious, I need snow back too.
>>37404504
Same general body structure, deer are close enough.

Meanwhile, in some ancient evil's lair.

>>37403720
bat

>>37405008
A nice, quiet night at home, huh?

>>37405009

>>37405053
I said it as an insult to a manticore but an actual bat is fine too.

>>37405008
>….I wish I had my own Anon…

>>37405053
Fatbat

>>37405008
>tfw you find the ancient evil schlicking off to some pics in a mag you did when you were tight for cash and not the hero, and she blackmails you over it

>>37404456
>Anon trying to get back to my mountain hut in the snow
>Anon is slipping off the track on the ice
>Anon is saved by falling into a large mass of warm fluff
>half-frozen the Whitehorn tries to carry the collapsing Anon down the mountain on her back
>but it looks like it's becoming a blizzard
>half-dead, Anon barely notices that the whitehorn turns and heads towards the ice-castle on the mountain-top
>whitehorn decides that there only one way to save Anon
>sometimes to live in the snow, you have to co-operate with where the weather comes

>>37405175
>not recording her schlicking and blackmailing her instead
How can she face the other ancient evils if you publish that recording?

>>37405194
they all schlick off in their free time, it wouldn't do much

>>37405209
I’m sure they can make fun of her shit taste then

>>37405067
Bats are cute, so it's a very poor insult.

>>37405181
It must be getting chilly in here.

>>37405274
They aren't picky about guys, how would they?
You're trying to shame them for something that's perfectly normal for them.

>>37405293
this isn’t the mofu I ordered!

>imagine being cold
lmao, it sucks to suck

>you go to the beach with your mischievous loli Dark Mage gf
>she's openly affectionate, hanging onto your arm and stuff, makes hags seethe
>group of Sabbath members that tell her you're a cute couple and ask which sabbath she's from, she casually mentions her age, makes the lolibabas seethe too

>>37405334
What's with you fags obsessing about "seethe"

>>37405324
Flying fox mofu is good too.

>>37405312
>miss whitehorn pushes on through the blizzard
>trying to get through the pass, she finds the trail getting even icier than usual
>three or four times icier, and moving around her in a circle like the icy blizzard wind itself
>resigning, she hands over the now comatose Anon and follows them up the mountain

>>37405318
>not picky
so even farmer anon has a chance with an ancient evil? neat

>>37405408
Yes.
The challenge lies in the farmer anon believing he even has a chance, much less actually making it to her without being proactively dated by one of her cohorts.

>>37405334
>makes the lolibabas seethe too
Why would they seethe? They recruit real lolis in sabbath and there is a whole sabbath of real mesukagi

>>37405434
Imma go in with my demon silver milk shotgun and milk pistol to get me ma ancient evil wife

>>37405334
noooOOOOO
>>37405444
>Why would they seethe?
The dark mage likely isn't centuries old like those lolibabas

>>37405407
>the glacies have their orders
>they don't know or care why, but they have to bring Anon without touching him
>so, they leave him on the whitehorn and lead her up the mountain

>>37405466
The only sabbath that actually cares about age is Momonika's.
The rest take all comers.

>>37405334

>>37405481
All coomers, too

>>37405434
>be farmer anon
>tending the fields like always
>find some weird rock with some fancy numbers on it
>dig it up for a nice lawn ornament
>rock shoots out some sort of fox girl or something
>she starts shouting about being free and something about thousands of years
>oh boy, free fox wife
>she starts shouting when you pick her up and start to carry her back home
>shush her and tell her that by the law of the land, you two were married
>her rock was on your property after all
>she gets all flustered and starts shouting some more but thems the rules
would ancient evils try to build a castle right away? or just live the simple life

>>37405568
She would probably try at first but chill after she experiences the simple life

>>37405568
>>37405593
Build a castle to protect their new home and family of course.
What are these pathetic wooden poles supposed to stop? It's a miracle you've survived this long.

>oneesan monster twins
the best

>>37405598
where in the hell is she gonna find the money to do so?

>>37405607
Money? She's got magic and you've got rocks.

>>37405652
>just go to sleep after getting new fox wife
>wake up to find my fields fuckin ruined by a stupid fucking castle

>>37405468
>carrying the frozen Anon is more like a packload than having a rider now
>the frozen lump begins to slide off her back
>instantly icy hands instinctively react to catch the falling Anon
>the chill grip of the Glacie stops Anon's heart
>everything freezes, even the snowflakes
>the whitehorn takes the frozen lump back out of her escort's icy hands
>"you fool, you've touched his heart, it needs to be thawed. Your queen told you to bring him alive, right? Then I need to warm him up..."
>the frantic whitehorn wraps the frigid Anon to her chest, frantically rubbing Anon into her fluff, until there is a faint movement of his blue lips on hers
>with her remaining warmth, she lays the frozen Anon on the snowdrift and turns to lower her warmth over his face as the rest of her fluffy body sheilds his
>the Glacies circle in confused awe as Anon begins to move, crawling from under her to kneel
>the whitehorn raises her tail and presents herself
>as Anon connects his frozen body to her radiant heat, there are two loud sounds
>the satisfied moan of Anon's newly-joined waifu
>and a frozen howling scream of being cheated again from the mountain-top

What do your wives do when waiting for you to get back home?

>>37405666
If that's the case, you should thank her for getting the rocks OUT of your fields.

My wife rape me too hard last night, so i send her to sleep in living room.

>>37405598
>new fox wife wants protection for our home and our future children
>guess she doesn't think our fence is good enough
>she magics up some big stone walls that completely surrounds the area
>she looks proud at her handiwork, until you tell her the walls too high
>plants need that there sunlight
>she argues about safety but you tell her you've been safe with your fence all your life
>and worst case, you got your beatin stick
>she doesn't look happy but she lowers the wall, bless her heart
>maybe you'll cheer her up with some good old anon family stew tonight

>>37405708
>got raped too hard
there is no rape that is too hard

>>37405726
Ushi-Oni interpret this statement as a challenge.

>>37405706
she just needs to push that castle somewhere else, can't ruin your nice field afterall

>>37405682
Pic is pretty accurate. I think it's hot.

What monstergirl for pretending to ignore you or be bored by you selfishly using her body for pleasure? hardmode not lich

>My job? Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

>>37405812
Stern kikimora maid. She is actually evaluating your performance. This is part of your training to become the perfect mastah and gentleman.

>>37405799
It's a nice view to come home to for sure.

>>37405682
dunno, eat tofu? talk about mofu? probably some silly fox things

>>37405812
Automaton, at least before mamonomanajama starts corrupting her circuits and makes start ahegaoing.

>>37405812
hakutaku making sure you know sex ed on your final test with her

>>37405834
>Rutting the stern meido like a wild animal
I always imagined kiki as being from flirty/'silly mastah' to 'melty' when you 'assault' them but dang that works really well too
I'm not sure if that would count as a pass or a fail for 'becoming the perfect mastah and gentleman."
>>37405871
How did I forget about robutt? would've added her to the hardmode banlist...
>>37405877
another good one

>>37405717
Cute!
Just be prepared to contend with the inevitable baby rabies.

Monster Girls for
Pride -
Greed -
Lust -
Envy -
Wrath -
Sloth -
Gluttony -

Ice mage anon is immune to the tricks of the ice monsters if they want anything from him they have to be upfront and honest.

>>37405812
dark mage that needs to be recharged of her mana

>>37406007
>Pride
Vampire
>Greed
Dragon
>Lust
well, they're all Lust, but jubjub might be the 'turned to 11' exemplar
>Envy
Wisp? tough pick.
>Wrath
Cursed_Sword
>Sloth
Smokeworm
>Gluttony
Greenworm

>>37405812
Borrowing momonika manticores tail while she taps away on her phone

>>37406043
>>gluttony
>not jabberwock, the monster with literal extra mouths

>>37406043
Greed should be Creeping Coin

>>37406007
Pride- Dragon
Greed- Tanuki (or also dragon)
Lust- Jubjub
Envy- Wisp?
Wrath- Hellhound
Sloth- Bogey
Gluttony- Jabberwock

>>37406054
Jabberwocks aren't gluttonous though and I don't care what gazer propaganda you have

>>37405682
They better be fucking cooking dinner for me when I'm back from work, or they are all sleeping on the couch. And no violent raping me either.

>>37406063
I don't really see Coin herself as being greedy, however much she exploits it magickally

>>37405941
>I'm not sure if that would count as a pass or a fail for 'becoming the perfect mastah and gentleman."
Your stern kiki meido will always be proud of mastah for trying. Also
>"Your performance was adequate"
means you did really good. And you will probably notice she seems a bit out of breath despite her usual stoic demeanour

>>37406068
>he has never been in a all you can eat buffet in MGC

>>37406007
>>37406043
>>Envy
>Wisp? tough pick.
Good enough I guess. For what it's worth, in their backstory Shoggoths were motivated by envy to leave their former masters.

>>37406069
>Anon's last words before he was violently raped

>>37406087
I feel like sandworms ruin the business model

>>37406116

>>37406007
All fox

>>37406007
I'd reverse it. A monster the guy who is guilty of a sin will probly get:
>Pride
Salamander/Lizardman - defeating the foe to boast about it makes it go crazy for you.
>Greed
Creeping coin, Griffon - easy.
>Lust
Succubus, Manticore - trying to attain the evergrowing sensations winds you up with she who can provide it.
>Envy
Dragon, Sea Bishop - "They think their wife is powerful, I'll show them!"
>Wrath
Ogre, Minotaur - eventualy your wrath will find you in a battle you can hardly win.
>Sloth
Devilbug - easily.
>Gluttony
Demon, Holstaur - one capitalizes on men who desire something homely, other one quenches thirst in a very specific way.

>>37406162
All condensed into a single fox

>>37406087
You can't, they get put out of business when a Jabberwock finds them

>>37406180
I don't recall her being slothful.

>>37406183
imagine the terror a buffet owner feels when they see a small squad of jabberwocks land near their bussiness

>>37406202
Didn't she mostly laze around in the village that worshipped her?

>>37406180
The dream

>>37406215
Fair enough.

I'm gonna become a legendary hero and use all my powers to bully high level monster girls in really petty ways.
Like filling a vampires fridge with garlic or flyers for dating websites in the dragons cave.

Give me the least lustful monster

I'm gonna learn forbidden destruction magics, and no monster can stop me.
I refuse to be a healslut or use my powers responsibly.

>>37406256
Playing ding-dong-ditch on a lilim's palace!

>>37406261
Angels are entirely unwavering in the face of carnal temptation. Their clothes just so happen to fall off in the presence of human boys. That's not their fault.

>>37406261
Dormice, maybe?

>>37406256
tping an ancient evil's castle and tosiing eggs at it as well and leaving an empty egg carton on the front door!

>>37406172
>Greed
>Griffon
Not really, perhaps on the part of the god that charged them with their duty but they themselves are selfless.
They have no desire to gather more artifacts.

>>37406315
Oh nevermind, I didn’t see the opening statement.
Hurf

>>37406007
Beelzebub is literally called "lord of gluttony" in her profile.

>>37406261
>On the other hand, even if they were to spot a man who strikes their fancy, the most they'd do is climb up a man's body and try to cling, so these monsters are basically hardly dangerous at all.
They don't stay that way forever, but there you go.

>>37403720

>>37406347
Beelze nuts lmao

>Anon's loyal Kiki maido brings in his breakfast tray
>Kiki is momentarily flustered that somehow she forgot to bring in her Mistress Nurarihyon's breakfast also
>Kiki blushes in embarrassment at her failing
>scurries out to bring the second tray
>as she gets back to the kitchen she realises she has only cookes one set of eggs and bacon and turned off the stove
>forgetful Kiki berates herself for her stupidity
>how could she have possibly forgotten that Mistress has been in Master Anon's house for so long...
>relighting the stove she hurries to make more breakfast to please her Mistress

>>37406408
No! No cucking the kiki! Fuck you!

>>37404456
I want to hug and brush and pet her.

>>37406451
She'll deploy her tail as a fall cushion. Or, if present, your hips.

>>37406366
>try to cling to anon’s body
>he isn’t seduced but he finds her too cute to push off

>>37406423
Kikis try to go slow and steady, but Nuris gonna Nuri...
>Kiki better hurry up, or she'll be yokai #102

>>37404164
>What, do they jump out and awawawa at you
HNNNNNGHHHHH

>>37406408
>Kiki is frantically heating the pan, laying in the bacon, reaching for the eggs
>the carton is empty
>the Kiki starts to mentally kick her pert tail with her scaly 'boot'
>how you she possibly not gone to the store yesterday?
>surely she would have known she needed enough eggs for both Master and Mistress...
>the light dawns
>the Screaming Kiki charges into Master Anon's bedroom, her broom swinging wildly

>>37405053
Cute hair, would like to be cuddled by.

>>37406476
>If you or someone you know is suffering from a smoke hobo infestation, call now at 1-800-GETAJOB

>>37403720
Is undead mofu as good as live mofu?

>>37406408
>>37406423
Hey now I have a nurari wife and a kiki maid wife. They get along just fine. kiki maid was already the maid of the nurari wife before I met them

>>37406615
Ah! She scared me!

>>37406556
>tfw this is the first time you've heard your kiki speak russian

Which MG has the cutest feet?

>>37406675

>>37406476
Nuris are the other canon cuckqween.
Now I'm wondering if that's what turns Unicorns into Black-whorses, because I hadn't worked out why a guy pure enough to snag a Uni would then be dirty enough to cheat on her.
>a Nuri moves in to a pure Anon-Uni house and pretty soon its perfectly normal for the Uni to be sharing her husbando with all their 'friends', until she's eventually she's midnight-dirty...
Its regretable, but it makes sense.

which mg has the cutest hands?

>>37406270
>Lilim hears a legendary hero is coming to her castle
>She starts rehearsing her evil speech and all
>She can finally stop buying porn mags and get the real deal
>She got everything set up
>The door bell rings
>Strange... aren't they just meant to barge in?
>She opens the door
>Nothing
>She stands there confused for a while before closing the door
>Just a moment later the doorbell rings again
>she dashes to the door and opens it again
>Again, nothing
>She closes the door again but stands ready to open it
>For a third time the doorbells rings
>She swings the door open only the see anon running away
They just can't win, can they?

>>37406718
lilims were made to be bullied

The cheese…

>>37406688
>why a guy pure enough to snag a Uni would then be dirty enough to cheat on her.
Unicorns go for virgins and those can be roughly divided in two groups, truly pure of heart and failed sluts. Still, my headcanon is that Unicorns can instinctively tell between the two and any that picks the latter is just asking to grow the second horn.

>>37406675
Trolls. Soft and smell really good.

>>37406757
You forgot to quote >>37406697 too

>>37406741
She can't have any, it's my cheese

Marry horse automatons.

>>37406656
>>...speak russian
>By this stage the Kiki is just screaming a note that is breaking the glass she will have to sweep up later.
>the Nuri is grabbing her precious pipe and half her clothes and diving out the remains of Anon's bedroom window
>Kiki lunges but misses, now she's kicking herself she didn't pause to tape the kitchen knife to the broomstick to use as a spear
>Anon is still collapsed on the bed in a mess of tangled sheets and upturned breakfast from the sudden departure
>still half-crazed and with her wolf-blood pounding, the normally quiet and reserved Kiki falls upon Anon hungrily....

>And they both lived happily ever after.

>>37406757
>>37406774
Truly cute in many different aspects

>>37406840
I wonder if she would enjoy foot massages haha

>>37406812
Only if you don't have any dinosaur automatons.

>>37406739
>New study finds that the most bullied monster girl are Lilims
>More at 6

>>37406827
>"can the nice zipangu lady live with us, miss kiki?"

>>37406861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRACgxsfRlI

>>37406860
How do they endure it?

>>37399956
It's getting there.

>>37406928
with literal gallons of icecream every night

>>37406936
I need this brave, office doggo as my wife.

>>37406929

>>37406861
>anon was found to be raped so hard , that he could not even think of a world without his kiki and no one else exists to him now

>>37406915
I will convince her!

>>37406985
this is how you get raped worse than retarded

>>37406982
I guess I could accept this ending as well

>>37406944
Sounds like an addiction
Should make them delightfully thicc as well
I volunteer to talk to them!

>>37407009
let's hope you're Italian cause you are going to be dealing with a lot of spaghetti!

>>37407030
Lmao I'm 1/2 Italian actually
I love spaghetti and would love to make some for a bully victim, and teach her how to make pasta as well!

The transition from medieval warfare to pike and shot in MGE is going to be weird.
How can they even mass-produce that much demon silver?

>>37407087
you salvage the bullet

>>37407087
Can you alloy demon silver with steel?

>>37407099
>Dragon gets pissed that she can't just fly around and breath fire as massed demon silver bullets are a thing.
>Heaven help her if a cannon catches her.
>Not because anyone gets killed, but because she's going to make a very, VERY lewd O face.

>>37407126
Real silver evidently doesn't like alloying with Iron but I imagine that Demon Silver is a lot more 'free' in that sense so probably which would make it easier to spread around.

>>37407153
imagine shooting a dragon right up the bum

>>37407087
Magic. Also those the mining focused undead petty kingdoms.

>>37407172
>>37407153
I guess fights between MG realms are really just orgies to see who's the last one standing?

>>37407087
Guns already exist in canon, they can deal with it.
>>37407126
Good question, how much other stuff can you mix in with demon silver until it loses its properties?

>>37407207
Can't think of too many people who'd be comfortable with finding out

>>37407194
>Fun fact Anon, zombies can mine for approximately 20 hours straight on one load of semen.
>Using this, I can improve our countries demonsilver output immensely.
>THAT is why I had to raid your village.
>I have a LOT of zombies to fuel.

>>37407203
Pretty much.
One side seeing which can render the other combat ineffective through 'normal' demon silver or more escoteric means.

>>37407207
Its more that the guns themselves would be coming more and more common to see.
Although that does make me wonder if you would just need to demon silver the bullets or if a demonsilver gun would 'carry over' to normal shot.

>>37406741
>its not cheese, I clean my foreskin regularly, honest...

>>37407153
>she's going to make a very, VERY lewd O face
I’m going go around and just shoot monsters with demon silver cannons

>>37407222
Whoever did that experiment should be fine testing it with small blades. Tests with bullets would be just stupid.

>>37407235
I’ll do ya one better and make some artillery cannons to see what faces they make

>>37407240
>Dwarves just crafting progressively lighter mixes of blades until they find one that pokes Anon and pierces the skin.

>>37407235
gal gun but with monster girls

>>37407207
demon silver naturally corrodes normal metal in demon metal
>>37407153
thats why being a dragon knight is stupid, dragoon is better

No need for bullets when you can shoot beams from your sword.

Why do they need our cum

>>37407262
>Dragoons
The centaurs won't like that, it'll make them feel like common packmules and open the ranks up to the commoners.

>>37407263
>A Saber who can't shoot beams isn't a saber.

>>37407263
Get with the times, grandma

Remember to gamble responsibly.

>>37407281
but being mounted on a dragon is a lot faster and safer

>>37407262
>demon silver naturally corrodes normal metal in demon metal
True, but alloy doesn't have to contain just metal, like steel.

>>37407153
>after an embarrassing defeat by technologically superior opponents, Dragonia launches a crash program to modernize their forces
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1404415

>>37406982
Alternatively the kiki allows the nuri to come back but with her and all future wives becoming fellow maids with the kiki being the head maid.

>>37406754
Yeah, thats where the divide doesnt gel in my thinking.
>if the 'pure' Uni picks a 'dirty-virgin' who will be the kind of guy to cheat on her, was she ever really truly pure?
>if, otoh, she is pure and picks a pure virgin, htf does he then turn and cheat on her? Especially when any cases of cheating are rare even for very dirty Anons and questionable mamonos.

Thats why I figure it has to be something external that somehow makes it 'ok' to both Uni and Anon that they can cheat - and that kind of 'cucking is ok' mindmessing is precisely what a Nuri does.
>or possibly a Flayer in very specific cases where she mindfucks them both like a Nuri does

>>37407299
They shouldn't touch other players this a professional game not strip poker

>>37407301
Anon, there isn't enough dragons around for dragon dragoons and cavalry is going to need to be massively reworked.
Also, flying that high just exposes them to fire that is far more dangerous to them than the old bow and arrows.

I mean, granted, you'll have a few high and wood elves that are going to swear by their longbows and shortbows while everyone else is advancing their tech.

>>37407322
That would be too far ahead techwise for the period.
And by that time you'd probably see dragons shift more to just financial aspects of wealth gaining or finally moving into 'proper' defenses.

>>37407335
That also sounds nice.

>>37407254
>the look of horror on their faces when

>>37407336
>>if, otoh, she is pure and picks a pure virgin, htf does he then turn and cheat on her?
He doesn't. If he does, he's not pure hearted (enough).
>>37407345
Jinko maid is so cute.

>>37407358
>"I-it didn't hurt that bad I swear, its just a little cut."
>"Sacred oaths? What are you talking abo- NO DON'T THROW IT AWAY! WE NEED TO KNOW THE ALLOY MIXTURE!"
>Anon has to do all in his power to keep them from basically exiling themselves out of shame....for doing the exact same thing they were trying to do.

>>37407340
doesnt have to be just dragons, you can get wyverns too

>>37407224
The mining syndicate vampire princesses know their stuff. I bet Zipangu has some Oni mining clans as well that produce a lot of demon silver

>>37407299
Is he out of cash? What happens then?

>>37407281
>LMAO at humans thinking that swords are a "short-range" weapon
>>37407282
Call her back when you can do 360° attack with a 1km range, multiple times in a row.

>>37407378
Well yes but the arial point stands.
You'd probably see them shift to a more shock assault/scouting/Flanking role instead of ye-olden sky high heavy knights.
Even if Wyverns are more common, they're not THAT much more common.

>>37407383
Onis if you want muscle but have to heavily ride them to keep them in line.
Undead if you just want PURE EFFICIENCY but has a heavy requirement in 'male support staff'

Probably going to see them start looking into new mining techniques although the dwarves will still hold strong territorial wealth when it comes to minerals.

All this talk about dragons and wyverns modernizing, as if that'll somehow allow them to actually compete with ace pilot anon.

>>37407383
It's very common for men to learn necromancy to start an undead mining company for financial independence however it's common for hostile take overs to happen from an internal or external force.

>>37407453
I'm going to play the ancient war hymn Danger Zone as I blast past these mere lizards at mach speed

>>37407453
pretty sure ace anon would have his mind uploaded into his plane if he could

>>37407453
Dragons and wyverns would probably have a decent 'shelf life' until jets become a thing.
Maaaaaybe around WW2 but until then they'd rule the skies but probably struggle close to the ground.

>>37407469
>internal force
Does that mean he fucked one of the zombies too hard and she wighted?

>>37407408
Ushi Onis run and operate the demon silver mines
Onis fear the Ushi

>>37407481
WW1 would've shown them the end of the line

>>37407484
>Wight mining baroness and her boytoy husband

>>37407484
Yeah, but its also very common for all of the zombies to revolt and dog pile anon.

>>37407493
>WW1
Shog is still looking for mastah on that nameless battlefield. He never came home after leaving the mansion one day. Shog is still looking.

>>37407340
Even with primitive tech, a dragon-sized musket could fire full size cannonballs back at the enemy. Give her two and her rider might even be able to reload one while she's firing the other.

>>37407480
>gets infected with succuvirus

All this talk of mining just makes me imagine a wild wild west where lone wanderer Anon rides into the largest, most corrupt mining town with nothing but the clothes on his back, a sharp knife, and his trusty six-shooter for adventures

>>37407514
>Shogs don't experience linear time
>the fact she is still looking means that even in her infinite existence she'll never find him

>>37407493
WW1 Era MGE planes would be a warning sign for sure for dragons themselves and wyvern would probably start facing obsolescence as, while not as maneuverable, the addition of demon silver machine guns would make them run into problems more offensively than defensively

How long till Theodora Kaczynski and he army of elementals, dryads, matangos, allrunes, and others start shutting down all these mines

>>37407539
hes gonna get jumped by ghouls

>>37407539
Will he team up with the local dhampir and take down the Vampire mining boss?

>>37407485
More like tanukis would just start buying ushis out of their dens to get at the demon silver

>>37407529
The problem is this.
In humanoid form she lacks a rider and has maybe a larger than normal guy that unwieldy due to size if not weight.
In dragon form she'd need a crew to man the weapons and is a larger target and her breath weapons require her to get decently close to break a formation

It almost may be worth up armoring them in that case to deal with small arms but it costs them maneuverability.

>>37407543
>despite knowing what sorrow awaits she cannot convince master not to leave
>he will do his duty
>and thus she will continue to search till the universe itself unwinds and time ceases to be

>>37407514
>>37407543
>>37407570
>a film by esteemed director Kikiburg

>>37407568
What kind of self respecting Ushi would sell her own home to a greedy, puny Tanuki?

>>37407570
>>he will do his duty
Of course he will. He is a gentleman after all. Shog doesn't understand what that means though. Same with "to serve king and country". Still, mastah insisted.

>>37407605
Well, the tanukis would probably sell them a husband and offer a non-intrusive contract that would let them live in a portion while the workers go around.
How well it would work would be another thing entirely and some turned ushis probably still have enough wits to argue for better contracts

>>37407481
Helicopters can't compete with jets or anti-aircraft guns but they're still a vital part of modern armies. Having a dragon in an infantry squad is like having a transport and attack helicopter that folds up into a human shape when it isn't needed. Everybody would want one.

>>37407591
It's alright. Shoggy found mastah in the end. He can't walk anymore though. Mastah is home.

>>37407629
A smarter tanuki might offer to be the middle-monster, bringing the ore to market so the Ushis can spend more time in the mine.
Initially the deal works great, but as the Ushis mine more ore, they begin to notice they've been making the same amount as when they mined less.
Upon investigation, tanuki has been selling the extra ore for a smaller amount, cornering the market, but although she still made a profit, she pocketed the extra.
She has been going around buying out the other mines and establishing a monopoly

And if you dare question her, she has contacts in the order...

>>37407658
Maybe.
They around also serve as drones maybe.
And dragons in their human form on ground would still have a purpose as living tanks and room clearers.
So you could still see wyvern especially in a support and recon roll.
Especially against harpies

>>37407500
>strike it rich on your claim
>massive vein of the purest realm silver this side of the Monississipi
>making a mint, life is good
>get an unusually eloquent letter from someone asking to meet with you to discuss business
>it's a dullahan in town
>offers to buy your claim in exchange for a substantial sum of money
>you turn her down, no way you're giving up your claim
>urges you to reconsider
>nowaynohow.oldtimeymagizine
>over the next few weeks, your claim is stalked and sabataouged by all manner of monster
>have to fight tooth and nail with your realm silver repeater just to protect what you have
>attacks stop, have to go into town to resupply
>on the way out of the general goods store, you come across a wight riding a horse
>most elegant woman you've ever seen
>swings off her saddle, flips out a fan, invites you to drink at the fancy saloon
>get the feeling you aren't allowed to say no
>takes you inside, sits you down
>can't help but notice the guards blocking the door as she pours you whiskey you wouldn't be able to afford with a month's worth of mining
>"Why Mr. Anon, I do declare, you might be the most handsome man I've ever laid eyes on. Tell me, why does a gentleman like yourself have to spurn a lady's advances?"
>ask her what she means
>"Your mine, darling. I was so dreadfully upset when I heard you wouldn't sell. How is a lady supposed to control the market, when you're digging up ingots so fast? Why, I nearly had to sell one of my eight homes with the market as it is."
>you realize she was the one behind the attacks, get up and accuse her
>she just smirks from behind her fan
>"My my, what scandalous claims! I don't suppose you have any evidence to back up that slander? If you do, I'm sure my friend, the judge of the territory, would LOVE to see it~"
>you realize the whole thing was rigged from the start
>try to leave, the guards grab you and slam you back into your seat
>wight pours you another glass of whiskey
>"I must admit, while I do find your flippancy frustrating, I can't help but find that obstreperous attitude of yours charming. So..."
>she slides the glass over, placing her hand over yours when you grab it
>"How about a different merger? One between you, and me?~"

Bullet deflection/dodging/cutting is canon even for (at least high-level) humans and monsters are on average significantly stronger. The monster gunners that exist have literally superhuman eyes, field of vision and reflexes and they need it to be competitive (on top of their guns being magical as well) . Very high-level monsters (and probably heroes too) are literally one-man/woman armies, with army destroying attacks.
ww1 planes would be literally just annoying mosquitoes. Too slow and fragile.
Even if the dragons were vulnerable you could train riders to snipe aircraft pilots, which is well within their capabilities.
Post WW2 planes could ironically be too fast and not maneuverable enough. Po-2 says hi.
And magic is quite strong and flexible, you could probably have them buffed to fly at supersonic speeds and what not eventually if they can't do that already. People seem to assume that only normal technology advances.
>>37407568
Monsters can literally make bikini armor that manages to provide full protection. I don't think that is too much of an issue.
There is no reason why technology and doctrine would the same direction as our worlds when there are quite a few fundamental differences. .

>>37407514
>>37407543
>>37407570
>>37407613
>cautionary tale told to young shogs around the shogfire
>even elder shogs cry and hug their mastah plushies when hearing the tale
>anons wonder why their shogs are clingy or borderline yan
>or full yan

>>37407701
Wights are dangerous

>>37407669
>finds a single atom of what once constituted mastah
>use it to draw him through time and space back to her
>omits his legs so he can never go and do any of that silly duty business ever again

>>37407737
Well I was thinking more like war injury, but that that scenario is fitting as well.

>>37407670
I doubt you'd be able to get enough ushis for a full crew.
Maybe one or two for a larger operation but ones or dwarves would be more common.
Or giant ants for that matter

>>37407708
It's more that ranged weaponry will become more common and effective and when they start dealing with more massed firepower they can only dodge/cut so much at a time.
And magic will largely focus on artillery and will probably too bottlenecked by manpower to use
Makes require a lot of training to get going on how to properly use their spells and magic items need to be recharged and made.
You'll still see them but I imagine doctrine would match ours in a larger scale.

>>37407736
Anon, you cur, you can't speak to a lady like that! Wights are beautiful belles, the flowers of Undead-Dixie.

>>37403778
>Dear anon,
>As your friend, and the only one to write to me, we are now going on a beach date
>Please dress appropriately

>Dispel Undead
>Instead of damaging the bindings of their necromantic animation, cause the spontaneous orgasmic eruption of a large quantity of their mana
>6* range irresistible instant-loss against lesser undead for only 4 MP
>Greater undead still take significant pleasure/arousal hits but multiple applications may be necessary for takedown

>>37407737
>"Oh yes, master lost his legs from the great war."
>"As a lesson in being silly"

>>37407737
>shoggy can I have my legs back?
>shoggy it was just a prank
>shoggy please?

>>37407765
>show up in an insulating cryosuit
>she just tilts her head and doesn’t wonder why

>>37407677
Wyverns might just end up piloting the fighter jets. The selection process is extremely competitive and wyverns are already built for flying, so why wouldn't they get chosen ahead of humans?

>>37407761
Beautiful, but dangerous

>>37407787
Lack of hands for one.
Harder to fit them in a cockpit second
There's a lot of space on them due to tails, horns, and wings

>>37407787
Cockpits are tiny and wyverns tend not to be

>>37407819
>calling wyverns fat
rude

I always listen to my shog maid/wife

>>37407792
that one is just fat

>>37407857
What is she saying? I don't speak moonrunes.

>>37407854
>shog lava lamp
>its just a mini her dancing around inside

>>37407865
>moonrunes
>clear vodkarunes
i think you had too much, pal

>>37407857
Why yes shog, I would love a glass of vodka

>>37407854

>>37407865
>I am ready to answer all your questions, sir.

>>37407794
It's been confirmed that their wing claws work as hands. Chunky hands admittedly but cockpit controls are all built for a person wearing gloves.

https://twitter.com/ginzake/status/1462740506203463682
Nursing handjob

>>37407913
The problem is you are building a multibutton control for someone with fewer fingers, a larger frame due to arming wings, a tail, and horns, along with the need to make it nonstandard design unlike if you made something for humanoids.

>>37407931
You'd also need to form fit the flight suit, helmet, and other safety gear.

>>37407940
>flight suit, helmet, and other safety gear
dragons are naturally tougher than humans, they wouldnt need that

>>37407944
Dragons don't fly at mach speed they would need a g suit

>>37407792
Sure

>>37407899
Would shog suck be like the silver mirror scene in the matrix?

>>37407949
im pretty sure a dragon can handle a few more g's than a human could

>>37407944
The it is if they're going high above their normal operating altitude, need protection against g forces they aren't normally capable of, and thermal/heating.
You need to do a lot more to get a smaller pool of pilots in the air with a negligible gain

>>37407981
Unless they have a way of keeping the blood out of their legs and still supplying their brains with oxygen then no they really can't.

>>37403720

>>37407756

>>37407981
You're wasting a dragons abilities if you stick her in a jet.
She'd better as a pocket tank that flies you can pop out against something to take a hardened position, break up a force, or counter another heavy hitter

>>37407785
>Ice Queen girlfriend dressed in a slim bikini that barely covers her body
>she wants to hold hands while you walk
>her nevrous hand grabs yours
>your mitten is immediately encased in ice
>you're going to hold hands all the way down the beach whether you want to or not

>>37408004
>innocent loli in public
>scheming harem leader lolibaba in private

>>37406180
If only you knew how much I love this liver stealer

>>37408062
>scheming lolibaba
will anon be aware of her intentions? or will he think all the girls surrounding him want to be friends?

>>37407771
>>37407783
S-shoggy would never do that! She loves mastah too much to debilitate him!

>>37408103
Anon please, even the outer powers have to pay a price for such great temporal manipulation

>>37408103
Yes, tight Shogpants are enough to do the trick.

>>37407756
Nta, but mages in MGE are already more like nukes than anything. One of the few conflicts between nations we know about had two rival countries who split a continent between each other almost wiping said continent of life simply from the sheer number of wide area spells thrown during their conflict. Monsters are confirmed to have much stronger magic than humans.

Mass fire also already exists from modern day firearms (technically magical equivalent, but KC confirmed they have the same performance), and it's useless against the relatively common Hero-level units (which includes all dragons). They are said to be able to just casually swing their weapon once after the bullets were fired and not only does the shockwave deflects all projectiles, it also annihilates the opposing army in the process.

Finally, the same modern day-level guns have pathetically weak damage outut compared to all the magic alternatives. Said magic alternatives are extremely common. KC has described even the mob humans of MGE as extremely superhuman compared to RL and monsters make them seem like they are made of glass. The basic unit of a monster's army is a magical knight that wears forcefield armor that significantly enhances their already absurd durability, can destroy castles in a singular or a few blows, and has half a dozen different magical powers. These guys are the jack of all trades rank and file.

Finally, there's also the deal that a significant percentage of all monsters are or will soon be living gods. With the population of monsters at that level rising every day. Due to the mana loop mechanics, all generations of monsters also start much stronger than the last. At the not too distant future every single monster will be as strong as at least a low-rank god. Those gods are vastly beyond the guys shooting nukes mentioned above.

tl;dr: Canon MGE is too deep in the high-magic and shonen shenanigans, with both being also very common and widespread for modern warfare to ever become relevant.

>>37408103
She’s not debilitating him, she is just making sure he doesn’t walk off and hurt himself

>>37407299
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAjrIGLeM_Q

>>37407761
I would unironically move to Undead Dixie

>>37403720

>>37408208
I see the foxes in the background. Akagi and Kaga are always there, always watching. You will never escape their gaze.

I want to be a nude model for a class of monster girl artists to see what happens in the end

>>37408258
Not even going to another game will stop them.

>>37403720

Would it bother a shoggoth if I asked her to minimize her, uh, anatomical excursions, under normal conditions?

>>37408284
>that face
foxes are scary

>>37408332
Probably, yeah. You're not supposed to refuse their service, they get cross

>>37408284
Are all foxes that clingy?

Why are monstergirls so precious and adorable

>>37408345
No they aren't
Now stop resisting.

>>37408362
It's not about refusing service, it's just that The Thing stuff (like the gaping maw typically depicted in their 'skirt' and the more overt extra eyes) kills my boner

I'm going to go flash gang signs in the dangerous areas of mgc

>>37408411
Oh. Weak.

>>37408411
Sounds like you need to pick the better maid

>>37408411
>You...don't want to fuck the skirt-mouths, Mastah?
>It's like you don't even love me...

>>37408123
Now I´m picturing a super secret fleet of Blackbirds patrolling this new world (for them) with super secret, bleeding edge dimensional travel (for them), while a Lilim raiding party trails behind them and giggles.
>"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

>>37408411
Why not nureonago?

>>37408427
>>37408441
yeah, that was my gut-sense. Shoggy is probably not for me
>>37408440
Kiki is always an easy pick
>>37408484
Slimehousewife always escapes my attention, I will re-read her profile

what lewd punishments would monster teachers use on misbehaving male students?

>>37408554
lock them in the supply closet with their bully

>>37408554
The stereotypical nun ruler-rap, but across the butt instead of the hand. In front of the whole class, of course.

>>37408593
I have a feeling that would just cause some to misbehave more

>>37408632
The teacher is an oni. They are not lovetaps.

>>37408643
but can she teach me to love?

Are there any xingtian monster girls?

>>37408643
even better!

>>37408669
If that's a xingtian then lord i fucking hope not

>>37408669
If that's a xingtian then lord i fucking hope so.

>>37408669
>offtopic image
Also just get a Dullahan like a normal monsterfucker.

>>37408669
Pfft, that's just a big blemmy.

>>37408554
getting molested in front of the class until you pass out after cumming so damn much

>>37408669
Throw pennies into their neck-bowl

I want to experience what is basically Alien Isolation, but instead of the xenomorph, its a monster girl (or several), probably a manticore or something equally normally aggressive. Obviously with rape instead of murder, too. Maybe automata instead of androids, too.

>>37408554
Demon silver spanking paddle

>>37408716
>"S-stop anon..."
>"Please! It's hard to get them out..."
>"Why are you so mean?"
don't be a bully anon

>>37408731
She can just bend over and tip them out.

>>37408719
So basically a big game of hide-and-rape
That'd be a fun game for haremfags to play with their wives. Like a big maze, but it's you vs your wives

>>37408554
start flunking and they become the sex slaves for the monsters with the best marks

>>37408731
Lol do a handstand fgt

>>37408747
>she bends over
>falls on her face
>cries
also how would boobs work for that thing? eyes on them? or eyes under them?

“Come close. Closer. Closer than that! How do you intend on sniffing me if you don’t want to walk to me. That’s it, ufufu~ good boy!”

>>37408756
Why would the smartest monsters want stupid husbands? Their offspring would have averaged IQs.
They should be mated with the smartest boys

>>37408812
Slamming that nose right in her cleavage, hounding for that boob sweat

>>37408816
It's the sacrifice they make to prevent them from mating with stupid monsters.

>"B-boys belong sucking on l-l-lilim t-tits!"

>>37408452
>>"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

Later onwards:

>"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FIGHT YOU!? YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR THE HUMANS, SO THAT THEY CAN BE 'FAIRLY TREATED AND NOT BE MADE INTO SEX MEAT!?' THINK MELISSA!"

>>37408898
Imma take her up her offer

>>37408898
good thing i am a man then

>>37408898
>portal opens
>Lilims lose their spaghetti just because not all men are running from the sight them

>>37408898
Whip em out then.

>I see more modernized warfare talks with mge monstergirls
>especially combat aircraft and the role of dragons and wyverns in modern day airforces

Well. Why not just make it all Ace Combat?

Have a dragon or wyvern-chan be a Mobious 1?

Gremlins are stupid good for nothing Belkans and have propped up Grunder Industries.

And Z.O.E are a series of Automatons who really, REALLY want to have a boyfriend.

>>37408706
Aight. So are there blemmy monster girls then?

>>37408704
>offtopic image
That's what a Xingtian looks like anon. Also I don't want a Dullahan, I want a qt tit-eyed xingtian gf.

>>37408898
all that gonna come out is rotten milk

>>37409010
>he doesn't want a cool dullahan
your loss

>>37409024
>he doesn't want a cool xingtian girl to smother him to death with her lovingly gazing giant eye tits
your loss

>>37408954
>portal opens
>immediately smothered by male attention, panics, closes the portal and locks herself in her chambers for a full month

>>37408954
>portal opens
>first thing lilims hear is "LILIMS ARE DORKS!!"
>close portal and cry

>>37409079
Take your sour milk titties back where they came from

>>37408898
ok, get me a hag lilim that is thiccer than the thiccest jabberwock

How would you react if your teenage daughteru shows her fanfiction to you?

>>37409097
Hey I'll take her if you don't want her. Looks like a very fertile and doting wife.

>>37409114
read it and point out what to do better so she can make it better and make her stories the best they can be

>>37409114
Nah, she wouldn't willingly show them to you. You would have to dredge them up from the dark corners of the internet, and then you obviously bully her over them.

>>37408887
So who marries dumb monsters?

>>37409114
>Sweetie, you know daddy loves and appreciates you right? But I got to be honest, your fanfic sounds like a lot of cringy doodoo!

>>37408954
>>37409079
I mean, lets be real. After the initial panic and confusion of a literal portal to an alternate dimension ripping itself open passes, there's going to be literal waves of men throwing themselves at these devoted housewife supermodel tier girls.

There's going to be more men at the portal than monstergirls.

>>37409114
>that drawing
if she a daughter of mine, I'll be teaching her how to draw at an early age