/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37384064
first for cute manticores!

>>37384064
Gazerfag did you have anything to do with Gazer being our representant in /jp/ 4chan cup team?

>>37384064
No crisp loisence, s0rry geizah

>>37384064
no, america betta, screw ya tea

>>37377541
her ultimate technique is 6 arm paizuri

>>37384064

>>37384094
>old
>yes

>>37384080
I'm not Gazerfag, but probably the deciding factor was the largest gallery of any MGE girl, of which a large portion is his commissions.

Big cats spoiled by modern living

>>37384138
Imagine a guy so dedicated to pay for his wife's commisions to influence the pan-board event. That's very impressive.

>>37384120
What's kraken?

>>37384124
it do be like that

>mindflayer starts posting pictures of a squid on the Internet
>lots of various closeup shots from every angle
>ignorant human woman writes a comment saying that the squid is gross and creepy
>mindflayer is livid because she insulted her husband and responds with a rant

>>37384141
That's a cow

>>37384064
normally my anime style isn't always there when i draw

>>37384138
>>37384157
Gazer also appeared in Yandere Simulator, and a lot of people who probably don't know MGE recognize her design.

>>37384141
DOMESTICATED

>>37384080
>not greenworm
gazer is cute though glad to see it

>>37384187
Nice, always great to see new art

>>37384189
>Gazer also appeared in Yandere Simulator
I had no idea and I feel weird finding out about this only now. CUM CHALICE

>>37384184
When will this casual speciesism against Holstaurs end?
THERE’S MORE TO COWS THAN JUST BIG TITS

>>37384246
POST MORE COW ASS!

>>37384257
THAT'S NOT THE POINT also she's a Yak.

>>37384199
>>37384080
I will draw Greenworm cheering on Geiza-chan, the hometown girl. Ganbare Geiza!

>>37384280
wow cute cow

>>37384280
Yak is just fluffy cow, fite me

>>37384246
cow tongue is a bit underrated

Here is the next scans of Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: Shadow and Light Symphony. This one features Doppelganger and childhood friend falling in love with the same guy.

Baphomet Complex: https://exhentai.org/g/2064573/2e39b6a0b5/

Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: Shadow and Light Symphony:
https://exhentai.org/g/2065549/d0161bb4db/

Next up will be after school alice tale.

Question, if an egg-lying species had a son, how would that work? Would the son come from an egg too?

>>37384338
sure. no belly button, maybe.

>>37384162
She’s got more sex appeal in one tentacle than most mgs have in their whole bodies

>>37384351
a human infant may have trouble breaking out of a shell

>>37384397
good thing there's adult supervision. if crocodile moms can handle it i think they can.

Why is the fox so content

I want chesshires's ass strapped to my face.

>>37384338
Probably. Imagine the first time it happens, the day has come Mrs. Harpy's children hatch and after the first three daughters come out of the shells, the last egg reveals a boy.
>>37384397
Real life inseminated eggs lose calcium over time so it's more brittle when a chick has to hatch. Maybe mamono mana makes egg incubi knuckles harder so they can punch their way out too, I dunno.

A traveling dark elf sorceress has somehow bought you so you can carry her stuff

>>37384429
she knows she has a hubby at home and she can make fun of her sisters trying to come up with schemes to get a man

>>37384438
>that
>dark elf
first thing i do is call her a big flat phony

do kiki's pad ?

>>37384429
Her prey is currently enveloped in her tails

>>37384446
She hasn't been exposed to much mamono mana yet.

>>37384446
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/lSt3Ayf0IFp5fxsa9CQ2NA/
>>37384450
Leave ancient memes to Cheshires.

>>37384450
Their bras? No, that's a shog thing.

>>37384438
Fuck off back to /tg/

>>37384450
Knifes will appear behind you

How many cheshires can one man handle before he succumbs to the cringe?

>>37384483
none

>>37384463
>>37384438
I just like elves. I thought /tg/ didn't like them anyway

>>37384429
Tanuki was dumped in the trash where she belongs, all the tails have been fluffed, and Anon’s balls are totally empty
All is right in the world for the fox

>>37384483
Zero, Cheshires are pure cringe.

>>37384450
let me ask St kiki academy

>>37384467
time to have some danmaku fun and school a phony

>>37384064
Fox gang signs are becoming more sophisticated.

>>37384335
you saint

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It’s getting colder out there, so please bring any insect girl you see outside into your house for a warm blanket and hot mug of cocoa.

>>37384487
Hello, Booba department? Yes, I'd like to report some fat tits.

>>37384547
just another chunni dork to bully

>>37384573

Have you considered surrendering yourself to dark elves?

>>37384610
no

>>37384610
Nah, but I'd consider a regular elf

>>37384533
Thanks.

Does anyone know why sadpanda rotates the image when uploaded? They were all created & saved horizontal.

>>37384610
can't we just go out on a nice date instead?

>>37384610
>species for normies who faint at the sight of any inhuman features
No way fag

>>37384610
Yes.

>>37384649
That’s some good fluff

>>37384663
cute goat

>>37384659
It’s discarding rotation metadata that only cameras and photo gallery software care about. The actual image data was never rotated.

>>37384610
Wait you can consider other MGs? This bitch made me think I could only consider Greenworms!

>>37384664
Good dh'oine.

>>37384663
Based

Dark elves are too violent for my taste...

>>37384700
They don't have to get violent if you just fucking behave why is that do hard for human boys to do

>>37384589
>adopted elf momster is so happy her son is very affectionate and always wants hugs
>shota anon can't get enough of burying his head in his momsters big tits
>luckily her boobs obscure her view of the tent he's pitching in his pants

>>37384610
I was considering Drows.

>Don't you see Oni-Chan!? Salvation!

t.Sabbath and Gremlin Tech Collaboration's Creation

>>37384741
>That's nice and all, but you still have to eat your vegetables

>>37384720
>implying she knows but doesn't say anything to get him addicted so no other hussies can get him

>>37384741
i then proceed to drink a beer and fall asleep

>>37384741
Any loli automaton that comes on to me is getting the MegaMilf expansion pack forceably installed. She's free to continue calling me onii-chan if she wants.

>>37384766
>both momster and anon want each other
>each make convoluted plans to jump in each other's pants while being sneaky about it
>keep messing each other up as their plans ruin each other
>outside looks like a happy family
>inside is bottled up lust that will nuke the neighborhood once they do the deed
would watch

the squidbros are evolving

I wonder how a rapid a transformation into a demon realm (particularly the dark ones) looks like if you are seeing it live (and are not too busy being raped). I got an image of a lilim sending her mana ball flying into the sky and aligning it with the sun, it then expands/explodes and creates some sort of a localized eclipse or temporarily outshines the sun corrupting everything that it's light touches.
Probably not how it actually looks, but I think it's a cool imagery.

>>37384823
Explain, biologist anon

>>37384799
As dangerous as it may be, momsters should give their sons pocket portals linked to their pussies. The danger comes from not knowing if their son has incubized just from living with a monster. They're in for a surprise when their son is stretching their holes and jackhammering the back of their wombs with their meat poles. The son would be surprised that there's no clean up required, but confused as to why his momster is passes out while looking nine months pregnant.

>>37384741
>>37384796
The Seas start singing in Latin because a no-good Onee-Sama stepped on Mecha Sabbath Loli's bedsheets with filthy dirty stilettos.

>>37384713
A man should be always untamed.

>>37384865
Catch and release

>>37384663
How about toads then?

>>37384064

>>37384823
I always keep a spare squid friendly controller next to my computer, so me and my squidbro can play video games when he drops in.

>>37384880
Wonderful, as long as she doesn't turn into some yucky princess after you kiss her.

>>37384893
if it does, im sure you can kiss her again to turn her back

>>37384884
Sapphe is better than Miia

>>37384838
>Open window
>See giant ball of darkness from the kingdoms capital
>There's an eclipse now
>Sky turns pink-purple
>You feel the air around you change
>All the torches flicker in a purple-ish light
>Close window
>Go back to bed
>You're not dealing with this shit today.
I'm just imagining some monster girl like a succubus or demon finding anon that doesn't even care abut what just happened and just tells them he doesn't give a shit about what the king or whatever does, he's not paying his taxes.

>>37384890
how would a squidbro even escape their wife/wives in the first place
they must have unionised

>>37384610
I wanna tell her that those tribal tattoos are cringe and see her reaction

>>37384741
PICTURE IT
TEN MILLION ONII CHANS SAVED
FOR A MERE ONE MILLION 3DPD SLUTS
HHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>37384849
>not teaching them about sex ed and coaching them how to better lovers, slowly morphing anon into the perfect husband

>>37384933
>use tentacles to expulse yourself under the drawer
>take the tunnel you dig out during the night or teleport
>there we go
Memes aside, they can turn back human at will. I wonder if doing that makes chaos girls uneasy or insecure. Ofc except shog, since she cannot unabsorb you.

>>37384921
>dog that always barks at him turns into a wolfgirl and tries to jump him
>anon just shoos her away like normal
>shop keeper turned into a holst and is bending down to show off her cleavage to anon
>anon just asks for his usual and leaves
>later at home there is a knock at the door
>guard that always comes around is now purple and asks for the realm's taxes
>before she can suggest "alternate payments" anon shuts the door in her face and tells her tax is theft like always
guess somethings never change

>>37384952
>FOR A MERE ONE MILLION 3DPD SLUTS

Would have preferred:

>"TEN MILLION ONI-CHANS SAVED. FOR A MERE ONE MILLION ONEE-SAMAS!"

I want to only wear my 8ft tall wifes oversized t shirt and come up to her to see her reaction

>>37384971
>I wonder if doing that makes chaos girls uneasy or insecure.
I think it does, at least in the atlach's case. I imagine with mindflayers, you wouldn't want to go into your human form, given how they alter your thoughts

>>37384909

>>37384921
>The town was hit by the dark matter bomb six months ago
>Complete conversion, all then women are monsters, the men are at various stages of incubization
>Anon is unwittingly the last normal human because he stayed inside shitposting and playing vidya

>>37384992
>you wouldn't want to go into your human form, given how they alter your thoughts
I think that's /tg/ bullshit. In my opinion they don't go further than projecting their emotions directly to your brain instead of dressing them up in words, and lifting stress and anxiety.

>>37384973
Mattia-chan would never let a precious onii chan be sacrificed

>>37385015
>Anon also unwittingly became the most sought after man due to still being pure

>>37385015
>>37385037
Reminds me of that one story from a while ago where there's one dude in a whole city who didn't get married on DOTR because he was sick and stayed home

>>37385061
Do you happen to remember the name?

which mg has the best smile ?

Winter is here

>>37384429
she got the b

>>37385107
Winter will be heavy this year...

>>37385106
Hellhound.

>>37385113
winter is coming

>>37385107
I wish, late autumn sucks.

>>37385106
Shark mermaid.

Very curious about the demons of chaos. Are we going to get a lovecraftian cult monster girl/group?

>>37385137

>>37385113
this is how I like my girls built

>>37385018
>If the prey is male, then a lewdly obscene mind suitable for the partner of a mindflayer will be implanted inside his defenseless head. Once a man becomes a being that exists to have sex with a mindflayer, his body and mind will no longer put forth any resistance at all when the mindflayer habitually coils around her husband using her body and tentacles to induce pleasure
straight from the wiki, but then again its written from an outsider's perspective so maybe not

>>37385137
puff

>>37385051
Centaur boobs are really something

>>37385158
it's a little odd to see individuals turned into entire species but we do need wives for everyone

>>37385158
We getting ayys

>>37385176
THIS AUTUMN MUST DIE

>>37385107
ah the sweater line from selkie silks is out I see

>>37385070
Last Single Guy in Town or something to that effect but it might not have survived the pastebin purge

>>37384181
God i hate mindflayers.

>>37385277
That can be rectified. Rectally.

>>37385213
What will Madame Selkie produce next season I wonder?

She is a cute dumb well-meaning edgelord, which makes her the possible combination

>>37384181
im picturing a mindflayer holding up her husband like that one picture of that guy holding a rat with the caption 'cook my dinner you useless fucking rodent'

the horrors unicorn-chan has seen

>>37385107
I want to stick my head in the ice queen's sweater

>see selkie coat lying on the beach
>nope not even gonna touch it
>keep walking
>proceed to get knocked off feet by high speed selkie skin
>selkie starts loudly and dramatically lamenting the loss of her coat

>>37384064

spider girl with 2 legs and 6 arms or 6 legs and 2 arms

>>37384684
Serving a cool dark elf warrior like that would be nice. I bet she is kinda chill despite being a high ranking noble as well
I also want to worship those thighs.

>>37385306
never-lose coats

>>37385107
I wish bunyips were snow girls. I get why they're not but they have white fur and everything...

Well well well, how the turntables

>>37385404
But miss rabbit, I can't breed with your armpit.

how would a monster react if you approach her with romantic intent? would she be too shocked that she didn't have to run you down? would she engage in a very fast rape?

>>37385418
6 legs and 2 arms, bipedal spider girls are pretty hit or miss for me

>>37384933
>>37384823
>>37384971
A squidbro learn a trick or two after being exposed a lot to the abilities of their mindflayer mistress. It's how we "survive" being in said partnership

Heard there's been a sharp influx of hags in this area. Have no fear, my fellow monster enthusiasts! I'll take care of this problem, or my name isn't Anon "The hag bicycle" Nonymous!

>>37385418
I never had a thing for girls with more than 4 arms so I'm gonna go with the 6 legs one.

>>37385477
fuck you, thats my job, go find your own corner, bitch

>>37385400
>oh anon you have stolen my coat!
>and I have nothing to offer you for it back but my vir-
>it's fine you can have it back

>>37385477
Thank goodness, I was about to apply to the local sabbath for safety

>>37384064
http://imgbox.com/eS3Q168c
Why is an MLP pic in the Unicorn fanart gallery?

>>37385506
sorry anon, local Sabbath is closed after mana bombing

>>37385507
She's, uh, just roleplaying.

>>37384064
>Time for your flu shot!

>>37385507
Probably the same reason there's a bunch of ponies in the Kobold gallery.

>>37385496
>selkies grumble at the pub about how all the local boys are too nice to even think about touching their coats without explicit permission

>>37384972
>before she can suggest "alternate payments" anon shuts the door in her face and tells her tax is theft like always
I wanna play dumb when the new demon city guard offers to let me pay taxes in an "alternative way".
I don't have enough art of monster girls in armor getting fucked.

>>37385400
>>37385496
> This has been going on for weeks, with this exact interaction happening countless times
>Eventually selkie loses it and resorts to desperate measures
>Anon is walking along when he feels a *thud* and sees a demonsilver harpoon poking out of his chest
>Carefully extracts it and returns it to a certain flabbergasted selkie before walking off like normal

>>37385387
A devious trap!

love that 'squidbro' is a term now
any spiderbros out there?

>>37385453
Broad question, but if you're asking specifically about rapey ones, that's an amazing confidence booster. Amazon whose husband walked up to her and asked her out is envied by the village.

>>37385571
Therefore, ask hellhounds out! Ask every monster girl your interested in out till you get claimed!

>>37385554
Spiderbros are cool. They don't fit in the squidbro secret base though. Too big.

>>37385537
Damn that is a lotta snake
Now I wanna watch two lamias wrestle each other, bonus points if they're covered in oil

>>37385578
I want to go up to an old hag and ask her out to see her reaction

>>37385585
We've got some renovations to do then. Can't leave a fellow abysshusband in the dust.

>>37385578
>knock on vampire's coffin
>"Who dares to disturbed the great-"
>ask vampire if she's free this friday
>"What are-"
>bring out flowers and ask her out to movies and dinner
>*confused vampire noises*

>>37385288
I will give mindflayers anything for them to not mess with my mind or body.

>>37385608
>is this the real life?
>is this just fanstay

>>37385453
I like to think the more aggressive species get super embarrassed and flustered while the shy reserved ones will jump your bones like a manticore or something.

>>37385620
Nothing better than a usually passive, gentle species going full rape mode.

>>37385548
>brain too dense for demonsilver
terrifying

Dark mages get fat

>>37385636
>Miss Whitehorn is in one of her moods again

>>37385636
getting raped by sleepwalking dormouse!

>>37385643
I guess they can just cast a spell to lose weight.

>>37385643
Need a lot of energy to produce spells and daughterus.

>>37385643
I fail to see a problem with that

>>37385636
Raging Mushrooms are a delightful and healthy snack for your Kobold!

SHE MADE IT, BOYS

>>37385643
Uhuh.

>>37385636
>The Bogeys have gone too long without their cuddles.
>They have developed a new craving.

>>37385643
she says that sex is good weight loss but every time we do it she stays the same
think im being tricked guys

>>37385643
And the sky is blue

>>37385687
How would it be to be raped by a bogey?

>>37385701
My dark mage actually started getting bigger! She said she'd lose the weight nine months from now, but what does that even mean?

>>37385643
I miss patchouli

>>37385724
think she's trying some meme diet, better just take her cakes away

>>37385643
It goes right to their thighs.

>>37385701
Try calling her a FATTY

>>37385749
That, their ass and their wells of mana

>>37385679
Who made what now?

Another desperate reminder to Wikifag or Ochiverde or whomever that Miraheze is based in the UK, and under UK law lolis are illegal. All your work on the new wiki is not going to last without some serious compromises.

>>37385723
Comfortable, I'd imagine, despite the circumstance. It'd probably be they pick you up, take you to her bed, and smother you with her body.

ok after 10 years of seeing iti have to ask how do i get into touhou ?

>>37385755
>t. anon who was magic blasted by a crying mage

>>37385764
The grape snake is in the top 4

>>37385765
>off-topic image

>>37384664
This game ruined me. Since it got released I can only think about getting an elf harem.

>>37385765
>posting kevin
>not talking about suffering from lack of holst titties
Have we really forgotten the old lore?

>>37385780
It's a pity you don't show respect for old memes.

>>37385780
>>off-topic
newfag

>haircuts from shogmaid

>>37385765
facesitting porn is also ilegall in the uk for some reason.

>>37385811
Show me where the monstergirl is in that image.

>>37385814
Wow, why are they gey?

>>37385813
No need, your hair is already the desired length because it was replaced with shoghair a while ago.

>>37385829
testing the waters

>>37385765
No idea about general wiki hosting, anything in eastern Europe or whatever?
>>37385811
Ah yes, Ed, Edd n Eddy is an underrated monster girl classic.

>>37384971
Mindflayer gets embarrassed around humans.
Night Gaunt is clingy and needy to the point she becomes increasingly anxious if you're not transformed.
Atlach starts to get pissed off and worried if you aren't a giant spider.
Nothing about Wendigo, and there's no reversing what a Shog does

>>37385801
>>37385811
it's already been almost a decade.

>>37385847
What a greedy dumb rubber slut
She’s gonna get ten more gropings today for being so clingy

>>37384064

>>37385814

I mean, in Australia having small breasts is equal to child porn. Unless they repealed it? It's been a decade so, who knows.

>>37384064
Remember to appreciate the cute, useful, fluffy little mail squirrels this Nonstop Nut November.

>>37385905
Not exactly what you were talking about but what non-sabbath MG has the smallest honkers?

>>37385917
kiki, underneath

>>37385765
the sabbath is trash anyway. i'd be glad to see it gone.

>>37385917
The only strictly Sabbath monsters are Baphomets, Witches, and Familiars. Any other monster can, but is not guaranteed to belong to the organization.

>>37385797
Whats the game?

>>37385869
I still remember when the threads were on /a/.

>>37385979
Why fucking Waterworld though?

Cheap whores. All of you.

>>37386002
If you do it for free you're a slut, not a whore. And buddy, I am the fucking hagslut.

>>37385979
I'm still surprised that so many of these were made, and I was there when the first batch were first posted.

>>37385957
Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e

>>37386002
A true businessman understands the real worth of his product

Here is the final upload for now:
This one features a Girl sucked into wonderland and turned into a Trumpart

Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: After-School Alice Tale 2: Girls - Games - Freaks
https://exhentai.org/g/2065709/32d6b66df5/

Thanks again guys. Figured I might as well give back after lurking here after MGU -> /a/ days.

>>37384064

>>37386029
Forgot the artwork. Also for some reason I cannot seem to get the metadata to stick for correct orientation. Oh well.

>>37386002
>cheap whore
hey, I only hang aorund the high class area, it takes a pretty old coin to see me undress, pal!

>>37386002
>cheap
kek no I work exclusively for rich monsters

>>37386026
>>37386038
The duality of man

>>37386048
someone got a little too fried

>>37386029
Thanks, anon. Appreciate it.

>>37384064

>>37386002
hey, its good money, don't knock the huslte

>>37385979
>>37386006
Truly the best and worst of times.

>>37386029
It's been years so this is amazing

>>37386002
It's true, I'd put out for the first monster to hold my hand

>>37386057
Is that whats-her-face? The dark matter with the elementals? She's cute either way and that's hot. I like this dude's art

>>37386109
>dude
I thought Candra was a chick.

>>37386002
just cause I dress like one, doesn't I am one! How many damn times do I have to say this!

>>37386123
Oh my bad

>>37386139
Their Pixiv page gives their gender as "other", so I really don't know.

I need gyaru lamia gf

>>37386186
It's all fun and games until the cow crosses her arms

>>37386186
>totalitarian cow state
>government-mandated big titties
>men, by law, must suck on their wives' tits for at least an hour every day
>sabbath considered a terrorist organization

Any farmer anons out there? I'm having trouble with my new cow. She keeps saying stuff like "I'm the daughter of the Demon Lord" and "lilims aren't dairy cows," but there ain't nothing with tits that big that isn't a holst. She's having trouble socializing with the other girls. Maybe she's nervous? She puts out as much milk as the others, so there shouldn't be anything for her to worry about. Any ideas?

>>37386229
make sure to milk her real well and make her forget all that crazy stuff she's spouting

>>37386229
Anon, I suggest you apologise. If she forgives you, marry her.

>>37386229
I'm literally a farmer out of necessity but I've learned that there's nothing a good plapping can't fix

>>37386216
Where do I apply for citizenship?

I'm a male escort specialised in gyarus. They normally make me roleplay as a nerd student or their teacher. They don't pay much but they're regular customers since they can't go more than a day without sex.

Into what type of girl would you specialise?

>>37386216
sounds fun to mess up

>>37386306
I cater the most to fat old hags, I rolepay as a dumb, naive, and innocent shota they kidnapped, lured, found. And I act oblivious to what they are doing and pretend to not know what sex is. Also cater to tentacles need to molest

>>37386306
I set up a 'hunting grounds' of sorts, where men can come in and get hunted and monsters can come in and hunt men. All consensual and safely of course, but the non-con feel is important to a lot of people. I myself dont partake, but I thought this applied.

>>37385769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7gsa5qJq_o

>>37386372
Let me guess, Tanuki husband?

>>37386306
Just getting started honestly. Gonna go to the rough side of town and see if anyone wants to protect me for a bit at the local love hotel

>>37386306
I just go out to the high class area dressed like a classy manslut and go to the balls to tease some old virgin monsters into fucking me

>>37386306
I've never actually gone all the way through with it. I lure wealthy noble types to the hotel then run off with their wallets while they shower beforehand. Why waste the time doing it when you can make more and never get caught?

>>37384064

>>37386440
You're gonna get arrested by the police and gangraped in jail

>>37386306
I dress up like a sexy male clown, what girls do you think?

>Anon has alerted the mofu

>>37386440
That's how you get the tanukis after you anon

>>37386386
Perhaps.

>>37386500
I doubt it. Those novle types will be way too embarrassed to make a report and admit to paying for a date. I doubt even the rich gangsters in the area would do anything other than hide that it happened

>>37386306
I roleplay as a monk, I get tons of requests from succubi.

>>37386540
What’s she gonna do? I already stole her wallet AND her identity is next!

>>37386537
Look at the cute little mini-mofus!

>>37386557
How often do you think “demonic summoning gone wrong” comes up in roleplay? Willing to bet it’s real popular with hellhounds

>>37386440
You're a disgrace

>>37386551
Anon, she's going to the mofu mafia and ask "for a favor"...

>>37386583
>What’s she gonna do?
Take your wiener juice

>>37386602
Why roleplay it?

>>37386609
I'm working smarter not harder
>>37386611
I'm not scared of some fluffy hags or their hired muscle.

>>37386651
A police bogey has been dispatched, you are being hunted

>>37386651
Not muscle (much of it anyway), anon. MAGIC. You are BEYOND fucked. I suggest you start apologising very quickly.

>>37386651
don't let me catch you on my corner or imma string you up for the tentacle hags to enjoy

>>37386651
>I'm not scared of some fluffy hags or their hired muscle.
And then anon was never seen again (for the rest of this year). When he was seen again in public he was a married man to an old powerful mafia hag.

>>37386642
Technically it can only be done once, every other time Anon is obviously asking for it with a summoning circle that shoddy

>>37386670
I'd be more worried if you had said bogie
>>37386671
>>37386681
You're over exaggerating. No way I'm going to go let some hags film me in a dogeza begging for forgiveness based on some silly rumors

>>37386611
Cute aircraft carriers (and battleship).

>>37386699
Bogie is what I meant

>>37386684
I'm still learning :(

>>37386642
So they can practice for when that day happens

>>37386306
Most of my clients are sleep rapists

>>37386306
Anything with fluff that needs to be patted or brushed. I'm a smallish well groomed guy who looks pretty young so probably the foxes that want to show me off in their important events

>>37386756
Am I right to fear greenworms?

>>37386778
Yes, you should only trust wonderworms.

>>37386787
B-but my momster told me drugs are bad!

>>37386306
Well seeing as how I'm pretty helpless and unmotivated I think I'd attract any sort of maid/nee-san type.

>>37386797
Only certain kinds.

>>37386306
I am an adventurer by day, saving monsters and helping them out and by night, I "help" the very needy in their beds while wearung a Venetian mask and suit with tie

>>37386750
Anon, by the third time you are trapped between hellhound thighs, you probably should have figured out your summoning circle can’t be a square

>>37386817
But circles are too hard to draw by hand

>>37385914
Disregard the Fake News Gawker Journalist Squirrels this No Nut November.

>>37386817
why not? it summons hellhounds, I just need to figure out the restraining part so we can go at a pace i can actually handle

>>37386854
draw with shoulder

>Half this thread is made of literal manwhores
Repent

>>37386896
Only if some nuns could make me a holy manwhore....

>>37386896
only if you stop posting humans

>>37386937
Nothing human can do what that nun did to me in the confessional last week.

>>37386856
Rude, the squirrels are genuine and kind. There's no stopping the nuts this November!

>Talk mamano into some kind of fixation bondage like a stockade
>Do her real good
>When done, activate stasis runes hidden under cleanup tarp
>Only unpause her when ready to go again
How long could I get away with it, do you think? How many sessions would it take for her to realize something weird was going on? Would she protest? Would she love it? How many subjectively back-to-back creampies would she last for?

>>37386896
>nun
>human
>'repent'
no, on several counts

>>37386896
At least post monster nuns in the monster thread

I've got the gear and materials I need for a summoning, what do you reccomend I call upon? I've got two options: Something demonic/fiendish (Demons, hellhounds, etc) or something eldrich (Mindflayer, shoggoth, etc). What would you guys reccomend?

>>37387024
milfy shog

>>37387024
a loving shog is all you could ever need

>>37387024
Demonic. The malicious ones are the best.

>>37387054
Malice is almost as hot as consent.

>>37387062
>"Con-sent? What is that? Can I bite it?"

>>37387024
Ask the abyss for happiness.

Help the bat!

>>37387077
With consent, yes, you can

>>37387080
Thats really vague. I could get anyone from a request like that. Plus, she'd probably end up being far more than I bargined for given my lack of requirements

>>37387135
>"Consent sounds boring. I'm just gonna go rape that guy over there."

consent is gay, let monsters rape like the good old times before all this men rights shit thats is being taught in school

>>37387150
>she
they*

>>37384351
I've been wondering about that, actually. The embryo would get nutrients from the yolk instead of directly from the mother, right? Does that mean there'd still be something like an umbilical cord?

mantises will protect me from all those mean insect monsters right?

>>37387257
oh no

>>37386937

>>37387285
>both you and your mantis wife get caught in a arachne's web
>she says she hopes you're a harem kind if man

>no time-traveling wife to go back and corrupt herself in various different ways to make a diverse harem of one
it's like an exet game but not

>>37387399
I want to go to the dragon only beach and watch them sunbathe, also flirt a bit with them to see what happens

Ooh, books!

>>37387446
but I can't read:(

Reporting from the streets!

>>37387495
Miss squirrel, what is the current nut flavor of the day?

>>37387451
what did she mean by this?

>>37387484
She'll teach you to read.

What does grape snake milk taste like?

>>37387622
angels are hard to read

>>37387651
Grape. Moron.

>>37387651
worse than pharaoh milk

>>37387731
>corpsemilk better than anything
i'm going to need to try some blind taste tests to be sure.

I want to adopt a hellhound puppy girl.

Would the male human child of a pharaoh be able to inherit the title(assuming some circumstances arrise where parent pharaoh cant rule anymore or wont) or would anyone instantly alp as males cant be ‘pharaohs’

>>37387833
alping is not the constant threat that you think it is

>>37387711
Angels make me hard.

>MGEwiki deletion gets a vice article

I know vice is a garbage outlet but I'm still confused why they thought it was worth making an article over.

>>37387892
you traipse strange places

>>37387892
Well care to atleast give us a link to the article?

>>37387892
It's worth talking about, because the Internet is increasingly consolidating itself into being "not owned but operated" by a handful of companies. Payment processors and the owners of server architecture make these decisions, not the actual site owners.

>>37387927
Here, It's nothing spicy.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5qgxb/community-dedicated-to-hot-monster-girls-deleted-for-fetish-material

>>37385979
>>37385869
>tfw been here since both /v/ and /a/ days

I'd post the full crayon waterworld chronicles if I labeled the fucking things proper so I wouldn't lose it in this veritable sea of MG folders.

I can't even say I learned that lesson over the years of aging, even recent shit is haphazardly tossed in.

>>37388121
You should run hydrus or a booru on a local server or something.

>On a wife raid to a some mountain village in Zipangu with the boys
>All monster village
>Practically all the girls are free for the taking
>Cute kitsunes
>Tantalizing tanukis
>Sexy shirohebis
>Ravishing red onis
>Beautiful blue onis
>Alluring akaname
>Nubile nurarihyon
>Get there late
>All that's left is an old ushi

>>37388150
I'm sure it'll pop up with my sort by height enabled. Like this stupid image did for example.

Free the Jinko Queen! Jane Exotic did not do anything wrong and Carl Basking clearly fed his wife to animal big cats!!!

What does a Kiki do all day? I mean how much time can be spent cleaning a home each day? How much cleaning needs to be done if its done each day?

>>37388585
And what about shogs? Don't they become the house? Why would they need to spend all their time cleaning?

>>37388616
shogs don't have a strong concept of time

>>37387863
Everything alp eventually anon, you just dont know it yet.

>>37387782
Would hell pups be sweet little angels?

>>37388701
probably not

>>37388585
>Master leaves for work in the morning
>Kiki had already completed all her tasks before sunrise
>Finishes the dishes from breakfast
>Doesn't have much to do now besides to wait for dinner to defrost
>Could text master if he likes his lunch but it's way too early
>Decides she's earned to take a load off until the turkey is ready
>Changes out of her stuffy maid uniform into t shirt and sweatpants
>Watches cooking shows till she dozes off
>Wakes up much later to master cooking dinner
>He didn't want to wake her up because she looked so cute sleeping
>Embarrassed kiki tries to take over and let master rest but the food is already done
>Feels ashamed of herself to let master serve her, but it feels good to be doted on by him

>>37388585
>>37388738
I want to come home early from work unexpectedly to catch my Kiki playing vidya and raging about how bullshit her last death was.

>>37388531
>fall in love with a woman
>she sells you to a jinko for money
>tells the Order news that a jinko abducted you
>Land of the Four Souls begins inquiries into jinko citizens because of this
>you were initially heartbroken
>come to love your demon wife
>don't get involved in the drama because you've got a stonking hot cat wife now and can't be bothered to set the record straight

>>37388782
>Come home early
>Walk through door and be met with the longest stream of slavic curses you could ever hear

I want a hellpup now you fucker