/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37364822
Fuck off and kill yourself. Stop making threads so early

blessed thread once more

posting in epic thread

Why are Higufags so cancerous?

Cry moar, Satokofag.

Looks like the OP wars won't be stopping anytime soon

>>37364822
Early threads are allowed if they have Satoko in the OP.

early rosa

>>37366978
I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH

kitaaa

Good morning! I love Satoko.

Kill La Kill but Maria is Ryuko and Sakutaro is Senketsu

Sleep peacefully, my husbandwife.

>>37366978
Why is Tegakianon's drawing getting progressively hornier?

Anyone ever seen hi-poly 3d models of Beatrice? I'm going to resin print one, eventually cast in bronze if stars align. If there are none I'll just create my own, but if there are already hi-poly models floating around better to spend time polishing those.

Day 126 of praying for RGD adaptation.
Happy Birthday to 07!

>>37367187
Why is the Siesta text in Cyrillic?

>>37367562
Plus it's just romaji converted to cyrillic, so it doesn't make any sense.

The old thread died...

Day 2 of praying for Umineko adaptation.

>>37367582
Everything will.

>>37367573
the original is the same shit but in greek

>>37367591
For now, I'd rather an extra Episode for more characterization of the characters or a side-story with an independend detective looking at the incident without a goat opinion. An alternative Ange-kakera without Eva would be interesting, too. But these can follow after the main Episodes.

An episode in which gohda

>>37367720
cooks

>>37367723
yep

>>37367690
Saku was pretty great.

Happy birthday zeronana hope you get breast cancer

Is Kanon gonna make it?

>>37367863
As long as he keeps working towards this goal, he certainly will.

>>37367649
>ζεν φιδου δαψα
Could be Greek

>>37367926
What's Mion thinking back there?

>>37367926
Rika's moist vagina.

>>37367928
"I wish that were me."

>>37367926
Satoko is unimpressed because she's taken Teppei's dick in over 9000 loops.

>>37367850
I wish that was me.

>>37367981
You want to be Ange?

>>37367987
Hell yessss.

>>37367993
Lucid dream about it

>>37367996
Now say the line about the tulpa!

>>37367996
I can't, I'm a working class man with no time for sleeping in.

I have lucid dreamed about fucking Ange. But becoming Ange? Not in a million years.

>>37368010
It's too late, the process has already started.

I just finished Umineko. Shit was overrated as fuck with glaring problems. How come this IP got its way into top 5 on VNDB?

>>37368041
Women like it

>>37368041
Redditors like overrating it since it has lots of homo propaganda

>>37368041
Keep us informed.

>>37368041
Nice. Don’t keep us informed.

Ciconia bad.

>>37367863
No testosterone so no.

>>37368043
>>37368044
>>37368045
I don't mind the woke shit since its subtle enough and interwoven into the narrative to not cause a problem to the story as a whole, however there are a buttload of little things that make the experience disappointing in general. The pacing is glacial. Too many points hammered home repeatedly which took over other stuff (like, I get it, magic is a coping mechanism, so don't drag me in a 30 hours monologue just to get that accross). The fantasy elements are gratuitous and overbearing torwards the end. The mysteries are a bit contrived and the solutions are vague and unfair.... I can list more and more but suckers will still defend its shortcomings without fail.

Higumei umineko event scripts
tinyurl com uminekoevent

>>37368041
I know, it should be no. 1.

>>37368526
What's its top 5?

>>37368530
As of now:
Muv-Luv Alternative
Steins;Gate
Umineko Chiru
Umineko
White Album 2

>>37368545
Is there a japanese equivalent?

>>37368553
I think. I remember a post claiming that Steins;Gate is number 1 and Umineko isn't on the list.

tinyurl com uminekoeventcards

>>37368555
I find it funny that japs disliked Umineko.

>>37368545
>no muramasa

>>37368553
Erogamescape. Umineko is nowhere near the top 50 because of R07's otaku antifans.

>>37368573
Where is it, exactly? I am curious

>>37368590
https://erogamescape.dyndns.org/
https://erogamescape.dyndns.org/~ap2/ero/toukei_kaiseki/rireki_junni_median.php
Here are Umineko's not-so-great ratings. Third column from the right are median scores.
Rance X is the No. 1 game on EGS.

>>37368638
What a shame.

tinyurl com meiuminekoportraits

Imagine being Ryukishi, rejected by the people of your homeland, leaving only fujos and shitposters from across the sea as your only fans. It's quite sad.

>>37368644
What shame? Ryuu07 considered you a goat in his mind, fool.

>>37368701
Why, what the fuck did I do?

>>37368686
Creators who insult their fans shouldn't deserve respect

>>37368711
Read ep 8 to find out

There exists a possibility that Ryukishi07 is aware of pastaman's existence. He must feel terrible knowing that such a man likes his works while Nips don't.

>>37368711
>>37368711

Ryukishi = Tegakianon

>>37368573
Not just antifans. Even other readers think umineko is a botched work in various aspects.

>>37368745
Pfffft

>>37368686
>episodic releases for years
>no satisfying explanations for the tricks
>tells fans they are stupid stinky goats

Yeah, that ended well.

I don't understand the hateboner though.

>>37368802
Hateboner? Where?

>>37368802
Japs can't handle having their intelligence insulted

>>37368814
The hateboner japanese people have for zeronana

>>37368776
Yeah, there was a huge backlash to episode 8. People wanted an open and shut conclusion and detailed explanation of everything. Considering what he wrote, R07 knew that but even so chose to go against it. But considering the manga, I guess he didn't expect the backlash would have been quite so big.

>>37368827
I thought they just disliked Umineko.

>>37368843
No, it's been going on since around Tsumihoroboshi.
https://0707toshokan.wordpress.com/2020/02/02/after-tsumihoroboshi/

>>37368852
Cool, but a source would be nice.

>>37368828
He had to backpedaled before the sale $ plummets hard and the dirt got too big. Remember how creepy and unsettling maria was in ep 1? She got totally rewritten in other eps to be more sympathetic/pitiful instead. Remember that scrapped ep 3 after ep 2 getting bashed mercilessly? He had a history of going back on his creative decisions and the sudden pattern change in ep 8 enraged his fans.

>>37368852
Christ. And then we have Sotsugou.

>>37368885
Did they like Sotsugou?

>>37368875
That guy is a fine source for 07th related translations. Most of the old discussions where R07 interacted with his fans are difficult or impossible to find, but there was controversy because he was perceived as making funs of fans through the theorycrafting in Takano's notebook.

>>37368911
I will take your word for it.
>because he was perceived as making funs of fans through the theorycrafting in Takano's notebook
How sensitive can a fanbase be

>>37368828
...and rightly so. Why didn't he just bare everything in umineko out on the light in ep 7? Readers had been reminded many times in earlier eps to try and solve the mysteries already, so the fact that even the solution is another puzzle is just trolling at that point.

>>37368926
Japanese

Please don't talk about this on his birthday. The man has suffered enough.

>>37368935
Manlets.

>>37368951
my theory is the dislike of being told you're stupid is tied up with the whole japanese YOU MUST BE GOOD AT SCHOOLING thing and the fact that many vn readers are young males still in school

>>37368906
as far as i can tell their reception to sotsugou was identical to ours except with less shipwars and more fellating VAs

>>37368958
Nobody likes being called stupid, but getting hurt because Takano had some funny theories (which weren't even untrue) is on a whole different level of emotional sensitivity.
>>37368936
CICONIA PHASE 2! CICONIA PHASE TWOOOOO
>>37368973
I would love to fellate Yukari Tamura, to be honest

>>37368958
Kids read Umineko? I thought its fanbase is a bit older
> story of rich oji and obaa-sans being killed
> mc jobbing at every turn
> too hard even for mystery fans

>>37368906
I'm not sure it was well received, but I wouldn't know anything concrete. Only people deleting their youtube channels about it, some artists just dropping anything higurashi related because of Satoko, and blu-ray sales didn't seem all that great.

>>37368988
seems like a lot of college and early workforce people who go into vns via anime when they were younger

>>37368066
Battler takes roids

>>37369009
>and blu-ray sales didn't seem all that great.
I remember laughing a bit at Sotsu not reaching a single FRACTALE of sales, but it might have passed that leve by now

I read Umineko when I was in high school. It made me feel really smart even though my grades were godawful. I guess it was the opposite for Nips.

>>37369026
BD sales are meaningless after streaming anyway

I read somewhere that there was going to be a chiru sequel. Is it true?

>>37369044
True. I think it did well on streaming services, didn't it?

>>37369045
Saku is a sequel

>>37369046
yes

>>37369048
Good for r07.

Ange's placeholder data is still in but hasn't been updated yet. No one new to report as of now

>>37369063
I want to headpat them all

I hate Rikachrist

>>37369074

>>37369111
Hnnnnnng

so does beatrice officially own rika now

>>37369063
Casual reminder that battler's jacket iszip-on

erika chama prpr

>>37368685
ty

Erika being forced to work in a kebab shop as TURKISH Dlanor is smug

>>37369063
Is there him?

>>37369230
Nothing I haven't already posted. The only new characters in the portrait dump are Jessica, Shannon, and Kanon. It looks like there's going to be a part two to this event so there's always hope.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO CUTE

>>37369242
Damn Yasu looks like that?

any have original art from natsumi kei?

>>37369268
With a gaping hole down under

dunno who this bitch is but i like em a little dead inside

Evidence to suggest that Tegakianon is female
>https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/jp/thread/35707323/#35714849 (possible self-portrait?)
>https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/jp/thread/37177268/#37182416 (girl problems)
>https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/jp/thread/36632198/#36654504 (Gundam Seed is a fujo anime)
>https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/jp/thread/37326959/#37335198 (very blatant clue to suggest that she's a girl pretending to be a guy)
>attention whore that only draws to get (You)s = female behavior
>drawing huge tits on everything. She thinks its what men want, not knowing that we prefer all sorts of tit sizes

>>37369297
kill yourself

>>37369297
The ABSOLUTE STATE of 07th.

>>37369297

>>37369309
Stop reminding me.

>>37369295
Why does she have the Ushiromiya tattoo?

>>37369327
All of the Higurashi characters are furniture in this crossover, it looks like.

>>37369295
I think she's rena's step sister

why does beatrice calls nao her imouto

Why are Battlerposters so cringeworthy?

Satoko as my personal furniture

>>37368638
There are like 5 different numbers for each game, what am I supposed to see in this?

>>37369295
She's Rena's half-sister from 1993 (who was about to kill herself when she meets a goddess that sends her to the past to learn the truth about Rena's death). Dunno why she becomes a Chiester in this collab.

keep on trucking

>>37369362
Battler is a walking horny cringefest himself.

>>37369376
The one that looks more like a game score

>>37369381
Female hands drew this.

There is nothing hotter than stripping a girl of her humanity and free will, and making her wear a very erotic bunnysuit outfit

>>37369387
Yeah so either of the latter three numbers, fucking retard.

>>37369376
Did you read my post.
>Third column from the right are median scores.
The last column is the number of ratings and the second-to-last is the standard deviation.

>>37369376
so sad you can't read

>>37369400
Oh yeah sure, I'm the retard. I bet there are games rated 323/??? and 4/???.

>>37369398
i wouldn't go that far but it's high on my list

Which girl would you most want to see Chiesterified?

>>37369471
hanyuu

>>37369471
Ange

>>37369404
>>37369410
>>37369422
Cope.

>>37369471
clair

Holy fuck I want to fuck Clair
Thanks for reminding me of her existence

>>37369471
Hanyuu please.

>>37369471
Erika

The thought of reducing that haughty bitch into a submissive riflebunny...

>Infinite connecting on Mei
LET ME INNNNNNNNN

>>37369503
hottest chiru chick for sure

>>37369533
the game works perfectly fine on my phone but connects indefinitely on an emulator for some reason

...

>>37368638
That's not too bad, isn't it?
Requiem still got 78 points which isn't much worse than the earlier episodes, and Twilight has almost the highest amount of voters making it obvious that the mediocre score was a troll action by some japanese incel imageboard.

>>37367396
It's the inevitable course of all artists. The only sticking point is if they post it or not, and in this age you get attention for posting borderline porn.
Internet escalation demands more and more, so eventually you have to decide to cross the line of publicly presented porn or not. It is a significant choice, it will affect your career/perception, someone somewhere will always archive your work to some booru or MEGA. Think of all the anons here who search for Ryukishi's Leaf Fight art.
In my opinion the best middle path is do the Frazetta thing where you have partial nudity but no fetish works. People can appreciate a healthy and robust sexuality; but remember healthy and robust, not fetishistic.

>>37369577
I will never understand why Ryuu07 designed Ange's face to be like this.

>>37369593
Ok mom

>>37369562
It's because my emulator was 32 bits, I tried with the 64 bits version and it works now

People invalidly criticizing ryu07 in order to troll make me mad. But people legitimately hating on him because somehow they didn't manage to get his message makes me sad.

>>37369476
>>37369520
I'm not proud of how I redrew her hair.

>>37369664
And what are you proud of?

Haircut anons yesterday, bunnysuit anons today.
I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

>>37369593
She's going to draw giantess porn for me

>>37369664
Cuuute! Thank you anon!

>>37369677
I bet you can't even name 10 macrophile actresses.

>>37369685
Why would I need to know that?

>>37369697
You are not a real giantess enjoyer.

>>37369702
Correct. I'm a 2D giantess enjoyer. Real girls are yucky, even if they are very big.

>>37369713
Lol, what an otaku.

>>37369719
Anon this is the otaku culture board

>>37369719
The 3D world is full of imperfections. The giantess fetish cannot even be realized in this world due to square-cube law. Giant women can only exist in 2D.

>>37369723
U-um shut up?!

>>37369733
The can't exist at all, 2D depictions are just that, depictions. Sad thing is that giantesses don't exist at all and they never will.

>>37369755
If we ever get The Matrix they could but elsewise the the square cube law prevents it.

>>37369801
There is a reason it's called the "square" cube law, after all.

Think about it Tegaki, you're an artist with a pretty captive audience here. No matter what kind of WTC content you make, you will always get some kind of attention on /07th/, your art and posting style is distinct. I've even saved some of your works because they are well done and I enjoy looking at them.
So when you start going past horny art and into full porn, anons here will start building a tolerance. They'll want more and more specific stuff. I've seen it before many times, and I know you have too.
Stay as horny as you like Tegaki, but know that the internet is for porn, and the internet's appetite for porn is depthless.
God I love Maricaposting.

You get Erika and Dlanor by playing the event?

>>37369817
>>37369818
Same second

>>37369822
Nope, you have to roll for the gacha. And so far only Beatrice and Chiester Nao are on the banner. Erika and Dlanor will be the next one in a couple of days I guess.

>>37369817
What a masterpiece. It has so many layers

>>37369854
alright so I'll start rerolling later

>>37369844
Well there goes my whole monologue.

>>37369888
I want to sniff Marica's thigh highs.

>>37369888
Kissing Marica's belly as she cries.

>>37369888
It was a good monologue, although it felt a bit wooden.

>>37369813
best picture evrrrrrr

>>37369895
Careful of the taco sharts!

Man plans, God laughs and shares his screenshots in the groupchat.

>>37369818
I have no intention of actually drawing anything closer to porn than Koshka with cum between her breasts.

>>37364822

I randomly stumbled unto a guy who commissioned a shitton of porn of his waifu. I found it pretty commendable so I decided that if I ever strike gold with crypto or something, I'm unleashing a torrent of Lambdadelta porn upon the internet.

How can I get Erika to date me?

>>37370212
Tulpamancy is the answer

>>37370212
Use the red truth to tell her how much you love her.

>>37370222
>>37367996
We did it!

>>37370222
How can I get my Erika tulpa to like me though?

Only speedreaders and secondaries think Umineko is pozzed wokeshit

>>37370254
By creating her such that she likes you?

>>37370239
It really is the only good answer to such questions. That's why I give it.

>>37370258
Umineko isn't pozzed, but its fans are faggots or transvestites.

>>37370254
If she doesn't like you out of the box, then you fucked up.

>>37370258
i honestly don't see how anyone could given the like twelve fucking hours of talking about yasu's brain problems that happened because of her dysphoria

>>37370254
Convince her that you are her Bernkastel tulpa.

>>37370275
Said anon, proud about himself posting "tulpa" and "lucid dream" for the 60th time.

>>37370290
My tulpa just called you a faggot.

>>37370300
Who is your tulpa?

>>37370300
Tell your tulpa to "QQ cry moar".
Autistic people can't have tulpas, so you're lying, btw.

Beatrice illustration from the Mei event (by Kei Natsumi).

>>37370352
Let me check something real fast.

>>37370349
CURSED

>>37370352
Kickass art!

>>37369577
Chiester DD

>>37370349
What does everyone think of this development? Is that just a plushie of Rika or did Rika become the plushie? Many questions.

>>37370403
It's a tulpa

>>37370349
keieua is the only good higurashi ship

>>37370349
Blessed image

>>37370422
It kind of makes sense too.

>>37370422
but in that image eua is his daughter

>>37370430
Eua is Keiichi's wife and her own daughter.

Eua is K1's wife, daughter and probably mother as well.

>>37370439
does he fuck both of them

>>37370352
An Umineko anime or whatever needs Natsume Kei as chara designer

>>37370441
>>37370430
>>37370442
A Beato situation?

>>37370442
If they wear their tabi, yes

>>37370454
god that's hot

>>37370452
Eua can exist in multiple places at the same time. She is spontaneously his mother, wife and daughter.

>>37370449
This illustration of Ange is so beautiful.

>>37370349
I can't even put into words how much I like this image.

*Muffled nipah~*

How would K1's mom react to him coming home with a very tall lady he calls mom and with a daughter who calls him daddy?

>>37370473
>Wow Keiichi, me and your dad thought you were gay!

>>37370452
keiichi = battler
rena = beatrice
eua = ikuko

>>37370471
Let the meeper run free.

>>37370449
Kei's girls have always a "I'll step on you" vibe

>>37370471
I'd love to have this kind of plushie that would meep and nipah every time I hug it.

>>37370473
>As long as she's young enough to have kids, Keiichi

>>37370517
It could also be the expression after spending 50 minutes in the toilet toiling away at constipation.

>>37370533
Yes.

>>37370543
Thank god 2d girls don't poop

>>37370528
It can't be that hard to get some kind of audio player, load up an mp3 of nipahs, and sew it inside

>>37370554
I mean the kind of toys that have a pressure sensor inside them.

>>37370530

I had a dream where I saw giant Bernkastel and Lambdadelta with massive tits and cocks. It was like a /07/th hornypost but real. This dream would be perfect if not for that fact that I had two "friends" with me, kind of like RPG party members. They completely ruined the experience for me. These two party members were Sonichu and Spamton G. Spamton. I cannot fap to the experience because those two were with me.
I want to shoot myself in the head now. Kill me.

>>37370579
Keiichi's dad just glances outside the window, says "too old", then shuts it down.

What a shit thread

>>37370597
*pat pat* There there, anon. At keast you didn't have a dream about Hanyuu being your partner in crime

>>37370572
No problem. Just get something with a button, make sure that it's always just under the surface of the plush, and press it whenever you need a nipah.

>>37370612
That actually sounds fun and not cringeworthy.

>>37370621
She just kept clinging to my back, causing me to fall down when I tried to scale a wall with my hookshot.
That was the dream. Thanks Hanyuu.

>>37370602
>I wish that weird horned girl that I saw that one time would come back, she was cute.

>>37370634
That sounds cute.

>>37370646
anon I broke my back in that dream, I think

>>37370652
Sounds like a great opportunity for Hanyuu to nurse you back to health.

>>37370652
Still better than my dream

>>37370657
I don't want to die.

>>37370616
I'd rather just ask someone who crafts toys. They must have those components and skills to sew them inside.

>>37370667
But in a dream dying can be fun.

>>37370677
Dying in a dream will cause you to wake up.

BIG Sextoko stepping on me

Whatever happened to that anon who was visited by Bernkastel in his dreams and got the chance to live in the Golden Land if he killed himself?

>>37370667
You underestimate the power of Hanyuu's auaus. Broken backs mean nothing.

Damn I wish BIG Bern would put me in her foreskin

>>37370695
Vored by berns futa cock

>>37370667
Is life even worth living if you're such a coward?

>>37370686
I wish
>>37370702
If Hanyuu's auaus can fix anything then why couldn't she bring Rika's parents back?

>>37370705
>>37370708
Berncockmind

>>37370695
that was an adapted pasta of selphie inviting anon to balamb garden so it doesn't dount

>>37370715
She chooses not to.

>>37370695
It's a pasta

>>37370712
The line between bravery and foolishness is thin.
>>37370721
And you expect me to trust this satanic creature with my aching back?

>>37370667
I would injure myself to have auau take care of me.

>>37370731
Well, you're not Rika. Are you?

>>37370741
I am not Rika, which means I couldn't even see her.

I.... am furniture.

>>37370686
>>37370705
>>37370708
>BIG CHINGES SATOKO FUTA VORING ME INTO THE CHAOS REALM XDDDDDD
/07/th we did it! We reached funny 100 (skyrimmeme)
>Someone get Kaenu Reeves to voice this on his YouTube channel!!

>>37370760
Who are you quoting?

>>37370735
It worked out pretty well for the last guy, at least.

>>37370449
ready to shove a fat burger into that mouth

>>37370758
Fake Kanon?

Tegakianon's mystery OC (BIG)

>>37370758
Sitting on Kanon's face.

>>37370769
(You)

I want to hold her hand while she cry's tears of joy while confessing her love for me, only for later that night I get beaten up by a group of black men while she screams for help. I want to watch and hear her scream my name and apologize that she wasn't able to give her virginity to me, her true love, while the group of vicious nuggets tear her hymen apart. I want to crawl over to her limp body and hold her hand while we wait for the cops and paramedics to come, imagine hearing the monkey cum pouring out of my true loves pussy... I want to visit her on a regular basis while she's in her vegetative state in the hospital, bringing her flowers and reading to her the love letters we used to write each other when we were just kids. I want to breakdown in tears and beg her to just say something, and how sorry I am for being a failure of a man and not being able to protect her...I want to feel her soft warm hand pat my head and to hear her voice "Anon...I love you... For all eternity... I'm sorry I'm... I'm..." I would stop her before she could finish and just hold her tight. I would say it doesn't matter anymore, that we'll move past this and that I will always love her. I want to be able to wheel her in our new home, after taking her out of the hospital. I want to spend entire days cuddling with Hanyuu by the fire pit, to feel each other's embrace... I want to walk in to the bathroom one morning to see my love, my true love, slouched against the bathtub with a bottle of pills in one hand and a positive pregnancy test in the other. I want to hold her body and scream and beg for her to wake up. To be there at her funeral, all by myself after she was disowned for getting raped by a nigger. I want to go home and smell her pillow just to smell her one more time.

I want to hold her hand just one more time...

>>37370787
Ojou-sama. Please stop posting.

>>37370760
Bernanon's descent into madness continues...

SITTING ON KANON'S KAWAII FUCKING FACE

>>37370758
Kanon-kun...

Kanon is furniture, therefore it is okay to cum inside her.

>>37370829
>her

>>37370829
She wouldn't complain.

Furnishing furniture with my furnishing cum!

>>37370829
Jessica hiding Kanon-kun in her urethra

Sex with Lucifer. Missionary position.

>>37368877
Maria was extremely cringy and not scary at all in ep1, who the fuck thought going KIHIHIHIHI over and over is scary?

>>37370847
Okay Asmo

>>37370846
This but they are both normal sized

>>37370860
I am not a girl. I am a boy. I want to cum inside Lucifer.

>>37370829
That’s a man.

>>37370836
Kanon cute tomboy furniture love her big forehead etc etc etc
You know the drill anon

>>37370846
Comparing these sprites to the one Mei OC in the folder just highlights how unexpressive the normal Mei cast are.

>>37370867
That means Jessicatrice's cock must be gigantic

>>37370870
There are only two types of people in the internet:
Girls and girls who pretend to be boys.

>>37370870
You can’t prove any of this.

>>37370888
Cock? Girls have urethras.

>>37370887
are those the new sprites?

>>37370904
Yeah, some guy linked them earlier. >>37368685

>>37369063
Can't believe they deemed Erika and Dlanor more important than Ange.

>>37370916
It is just because Ange sprite is extra large due to fatness and takes longer for them to compress.
Simple science.

>>37370887
Just like how the original Umineko is a hundred times more expressive than Higurashi. Beatrice has around 50 expressions whereas the most any Higu character has is like...12.

>>37370950
Nothing simple about Ange's fatness

Ange with a penis being sexually teased by horny furniture and sadistic witches alike

>>37370758
why he has a different eye colour than shannon?

>>37371001
TRICKED

>>37371001
Same reason Shannon has tits and Kanon doesn't.

>>37371001
Magic

Umeineko will offer a brand new culprit theory

>>37371001
shannon ≠ kanon confirmed

>>37371001
He's the IMPOSTER

>>37371115
>The Master is talking about "sus" and "amogus" again but you really need your paycheck

>>37371166
looooong fingers

>>37371191
...to better reach your prostrate.

>>37371209
O-oh, I wish she wouldn't do that...

>>37368799
>no satisfying explanations for the tricks
Brainlet

>>37370859
I mean this CG is a bit much considering their plans for her character. Just look at the teeth.

>>37371220
Jup that troll poster will certainly feel hurt by you calling him a goat.

>>37371227
Sexy teeth

>>37371227
It was a red herring for Maria accomplice theory

>>37371227
Why? Maria is a creepy fucker and canonically collaborates with a witch to kill her family. Hell, in episode 4 she even drops the whole "we'll all be united in the golden land" premise and tortures her own mother to death as retribution.
Maria is one creepy kid in the question arcs.

RIKA-CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37371277
Takano going to jail for her crimes!

Imagine getting stepped on by someone so dumb, stupid and useless as BIG Hanyuu. What an awful, awful, embarrassing way to go.

>>37371291
sticking to hanyuu's tabi sock for all eternity as muffled auaus accompany your groans and the THUMPs of her feet

>>37371257
Nah episode 1 is just a tonal mess where they tried to test the water regarding the characters. Maria was only creepy in your mind because her antics were still fresh early on and too many a kihihihihi from her mouth. She is still a pitiful kid even as early as ep 3 (iirc) where they showed rosa showering her with fists.

You know what else is a tonal mess
*farts*

>>37371323
>ep 3 (iirc) where they showed rosa showering her with fists.
This was the most based umineko moment of all, also it was episode 2.
Legend wasn't a tonal mess and I didn't misinterpret Maria's character in my mind either, that's simply how she was portrayed in Yasu's first message bottle. She didn't really stop her creepy act until Tohya began to write the episodes so all of that devilish snickering is completely in character for early Maria.
>>37371332
kek

>>37371332
Farts aren't that messy tonally, most of the time.

>>37370758
How could Jessica and everyone else never realise it was Shannon crossdressing?

>>37371431
They didn't want to accept Kanon was trans.

>>37371431

You know her, you love her, this picture of smug Gaap is worth a thousand words.
Let me know if I missed your request, or just if you're working on your goals for this Christmas.
>https://pastebin.com/trH8gyhm

>>37371304
The size difference is so massive you can't even tell her to shut the fuck up. Truly, you are in purgatory

>>37371366
Man Ep 1+2 are peak umineko imo. The pacing was good since we haven't gotten a bunch of unrelated bs interfering with the murders. Everything felt like a stage play especially the music and VA. I still remember laughing at the adults' reactions when Maria started reading the letter to them and fishy aroma played. That was some classic comedy shit.

>>37371463
Yeah, purgatory...

>>37371431
Because genji is the actual boss of rokkenjima and nobody questioned it even if they have queries about it

I condemn you to drown in Hanyuu milk

I'm going to create a universe in Hanyuu.

>>37371471
That's funny, I was quite let down by those episodes and didn't start to really love Umineko until the end of Banquet.
The meta magic kino was the best part for me.

>>37371479
Hanyuu's sock wouldn't even smell that bad, dirt can't attach itself to her

>>37371431
Jessica is a lesbian, Genji is in on it, Natsuhi and Krauss are just stupid.

>>37371536
Sock? I am not a Maebara.

>>37371528
The first eps had the proper energy as a theatrical mystery murder but it started steering in the soap opera direction when ange entered the fray. I don't mind the magic stuff but I wish they had kept the same direction in the first 2 eps where you get just the right amount of magic on the gameboard. Eva verbally abusing Natsuhi was fucking hilarous to me.

>>37371450
There's 48 ID's and only 15 requests....

Furniture

>>37371628
.......

>>37371536
It's not about the smell anon. It's about being stuck with, or on Hanyuu. You won't be able to unhear a single au-au until your mind eventually breaks from retardation overload and you become nothing but the single lone "dirt" particle attached to Hanyuu.
There couldn't be a worse fate imaginable.

>>37371628
I can't think of anything

>>37371639
I don't think that her auaus would be that annoying to deal with, after a while they would be like music to my ears.
Plus, I'd be cumming a lot. Hope she doesn't mind me creaming her sole.

>>37371628
Do you want more? 15 is a lot.

>>37371632
needs to give me a footjob

>>37371628
It's as expected anon. Groups select for interest, so in any group you'll have :
>a general audience, and in that audience
>a group that selects for active participating in the topic, and in that
>a group that selects for wanting to see oc, and in that
>a group that selects for actually asking for it, etc etc etc etc.
So don't worry about it. Even if I had only one request and one art anon who did the request, I'd be happy.

Instantly being shrunken down is garbage. It needs to be a gradual process. Like each time I cum Lambda punishes me by shrinking me slightly.

>>37371668
Of course she wouldn't mind, she wouldn't even be aware. Do you acknowledge the existence of every piece of dirt stuck to your feet? Just make sure to do some push-ups so your body can endure the constant unbearable pressure of her taking a single step.
You sure are strange to enjoy something as horrifying as this.

>>37371743
She wouldn't be aware of a constantly moving piece of dirt on her naked sole? A girl's sole is a sensitive thing and Hanyuu is a rather sensitive gal.
>You sure are strange to enjoy something as horrifying as this.
I'm sorry....If I had a choice, I'd never take a fetish as deranged as this one, but I have liked it ever since I remember myself.

>>37371761
What makes you thing you will be able to move an inch inside of your eternal fabric/flesh prison? This dumb fuck will hop around thinking of what sweet sweets to eat for lunch while all you are able to see, taste and think about will be Hanyuu's tabi socks and how to survive the next step this goofball will take towards the fridge.
You better get used to it, because this is the fate you chose.

>>37371808
>>What makes you thing you will be able to move an inch inside of your eternal fabric/flesh prison?
Well, it's not like I am taped to her foot, am I? As long as I can move my arms and legs I'd be able to tickle the very ticklish Hanyuu, although that would mean she might notice me and incur her wrath as a response.
I chose nothing! Fate found me and raped me!

>>37371450
gaanon.... the website wont work.......!!!!!

>>37371450
dlanor gets depressed when she look at TRY/USD rate

>>37371826
It seems you underestime the sheer difference in size here. According to googledotcom dust particles are between 1 and 100 micrometers (10−6 m) in size. No matter how much you want to believe you can struggle you are less than nothing. And god save you if she, by some miracle, ever notices your "itch" and decides to get rid of it. What you have right here is nothing short of an existential crisis, one that's about Hanyuu's tabi socks non the less.
>Fate found me and raped me!
And you can't do anything about it, you poor poor sicko. Your sacrifice will be forgotten.

>>37371884
First I was dirt, now I am dust. What the hell?
>And god save you if she, by some miracle, ever notices your "itch" and decides to get rid of it
You are acting like something bad will happen if she found me out.
>And you can't do anything about it
Yes, I can! I can kill myself so this suffering will end, anon! One less monster in the world!

>>37371839
Try again, the link works for me just fine.
>>37371841
Pact is sealed, anon.

>>37371450
Tegakianon (female) wearing a sexy Christmas outfit while taking Christmas-themed drawing requests

>>37371959
Cute!

Anons, do you sometimes think about your fetish being so hilariously out there that it makes you think about whether you are actually sane at all?

>>37371587
>>37371471
The first 2 eps were a tonal mess and fell flat as hell as standard regurgitated murder mystery tropes done a million times before. Doesn't help that ep2 has similar beats to the first one in terms of the murder mystery itself but with Rosa instead of Natsuhi. The only thing standing out is of course the logic battles between Battler and Beatrice in ep2 but boy are those embarrassingly one sided and just frustrating to watch this early in the series. EP3 does a way better job in every way to me.

>>37371431
It's one of those massive holes that you have to uphold your suspension of disbelief for.

>>37371906
Googledotcom autocorrected my search result so rejoice! It was actually 0.002 to 0.05 mm in diameter
>I can kill myself so this suffering will end, anon!
You better do it before she finishes taking that step. Your chances aren't looking good with that size. Though you might just make it by getting in an opening only a dirt particle of your size could squeze through. And if you feel like killing yourself you could always try to make it under her big toe, like the sick sick fetishist you are. You deserve it for making me shit up the thread with these painful, horrifying, undesirable scenarios.
Let Oyashiro-sama cleanse you of your sins, desires and mortal body.

>>37371975
What do fetishes have to do with that image?

>>37371929
in any case, could you or someone else paste the list here? the website just really won't work for me at all

>>37372018
>You deserve it for making me shit up the thread with these painful, horrifying, undesirable scenarios.
I-I didn't make anyone do anything....you just followed along for the ride. I know I am sick, anon but there's no cure. Don't worry, it will all come to an end soon anyway. Sorry for disturbing you so much and "making" you write all these horrible things.

>>37372022
I'm losing my head a bit, please understand.

>>37371959
vampire.

>>37372026
https://pastebin.com/trH8gyhm

home along on a friday night?
please remeber that

>>37372022
It's a reply to the Tegakianon fetish post, probably.

>>37372037
Don't take it too seriously anon. We are on the same boat

>>37372063
I am too broken not to take it seriously.

>>37372059
i'm goint to a party though

[red]There is only one person among us that cares about Christmas drawfagging.[/red]

>>37372075
Whenever you feel bad think back to this picture of Hanyuu

This is my view on the giantess fetish. Feel free to call me out on my shit taste.

Death can't come soon enough.

>>37371257
Those were just message bottles not canon at all

>>37372108
You look at that picture of Hanyuu as well

>>37371985
I know. I was talking about the FEEL instead of the actual story of the first 2 eps. In terms of dialogue, bgm, narrative beats,... those eps actually felt kind of unique, like theatrical plays instead of the run of the mill visual novel "style". I hope I got my across.

>>37372103
you don't like this?

>>37372115
I will pull the trigger and my brains will give the Hanyuu poster I'd have a nice paintjob.

>>37372122
Yes. But within the context of the giantess, being taller is pointless.

>>37372132
>But within the context of the giantess, being taller is pointless.
Abandoning thread, you're going to actually kill me tonight.

>>37372137
Why do you want to die so much?

>>37372145
Too degenerate and worthless.

>>37372128
Wait for science to progress enough so you can simulate big Hanyuu turning you into paste instead.