/jp/ - Otaku Culture

CERTAINLY a wonderful thread

How do I get Lady Reddit to do this for me

I'll bunk this thread for being the next oldest
What would you put on your Ange burger

This is the thread.

I don't know which thread is real so I'm just picking this one

>>37352611
It's the oldest one, so I suppose it has that.

>>37351812
Ask Lady Reddit in a mirror.

>>37352674
Now what?

This will be the one.

>>37352779
What's she pointing at

Bravo, R07

After the promise
Directed by Chloe Ironside

>>37352998
>1366x768
Bravo, anon

>>37352998

>>37353014
I can't see if it's any higher than that

>>37352998
does anyone have a screenshot of when Rose says the thing in Rose Guns Days?

>>37353033
That's not the issue here.

tourist here, look through the previous thread and I felt like I was in a fever dream. what the hell do the retards here smoke?

>>37353504
you get used to it

Did Jessica do compensated dating?

Personally, I fucking love Rosa, but all of the other aunties are great too.

>>37353582
She's rich, why would she do that?

>>37353598
The thrill of it

Miyao wearing Yukikaze cosplay!

Ah sweet a schizo thread

>>37353504
Blame the charm fags. Worst posters in these threads

>>37353738
I want to break her bones and watch her cry

I have a Ciconia theory I want to share:
My main proposal is that Sotsugyou was an embedded story inside of Ciconia and not a direct continuation of the original Higurashi. The framework I will propose collaborate as well.
There are two different options I have thought of:
The first option is fairly boring and pretty much the go-to given that it has already been said.
>Sotsugyou is a Chloe Ironside production
We already know that Chloe is very skilled at creating realistic simulations (referred to as a God by Miyao) so it wouldn't be out of the question for her to give a sequel to Higurashi (we know that B3W IPs still exist like JoJo and YYH) if she liked it. Everything can just be explained with >implanted memories, but maybe it wouldn't explain why Eua is a character. I am not sure.
My second option would which can be kinda broad:
>Sotsugyou is a dream/vision Vier has
>Sotsugyou is the end destination for Vier
Now I must explain both, the first one is based on the time-chamber of sorts mentioned in Ciconia. Vier mentions that it takes you one thousand years in the future literally, (the Japanese in the script is similar) so perhaps inside of it she dreamt of her former life. There also is the unknown figure Seshat talks to at the end of Phase 1.
The second option is the idea that Vier is trapped inside of Ciconia's simulation (this goes well with dialogue mentioned by Lambda and Eua) and Sotsugyou is the result of her breaking free.

>>37353930
Sounds pretty cool. I thought SotsuGou were more of stress induced dreams created by her always needing to study in a new environment that she doesn't enjoy, but the Vier connection you have sounds better to me. If it's a simulation, then would that mean Vier is can be stuck in repeating the events due to that machine in the factory potentially inserting those memories into her brain whenever there's a chance she could escape? Reminds me a bit of Nier Automata in that regard.

>>37353930
I disagree

>>37353930
cope

Chloe directs these threads

>>37353930
More in denial than Shkanontrice theorists

>>37354133
>>37354202
>>37354239
/jp/ is a slow board! Please take the time to read what others have written, and try to make thoughtful, well-written posts of your own. Bump replies are not necessary.

>>37353930
What if Chloe Ironside created our World as a simulation instead and implemented Ciconia no Naku koro ni as an easter egg?
Regardless, I appreciate every good theory connecting ciconia to the other main titles.
>>37354133
>>37354202
>>37354239
Cope samefag, you will never be three different posters.

Good morning. I dreamed Lambdadelta kissed my penis.

>>37354249
>Replied to three different posters
How embarrassing!

>Shkanontrice theorists
They're not theorists, that's the worst part. They just blindly repeat the same phrases on auto-pilot they've read in previous threads and assume to be in the right due to being in the majority.
A theorist would be someone who questions the clues given in the novel and comes to a solution on their own.

I'm pirating phase two because Sotsu was so awful.

>>37354251
Good morning anon. My dream last night was that I stayed up all night and shit posted on /07/ until 10 am, But I woke up at 7 am and went to bed at 11 pm!

>>37354268
Shkanontrice dogs are fucking repulsive to even think about. How can someone who has even a shred of pride can claim they know the truth if umineko by parroting what their masters say is true

>>37354259
Who are you quoting?

>>37354249
If Chloe created our world, everyone would just be fucking at all times.

>>37354282
My thoughts

I don't make "theories". I just believe whatever I want without any regard for support from the text. Proof and clues are for people without conviction to leap head first for what they want.

>>37354287
But I am constantly being fucked over by the world and """society""".

>>37354292
Based, I support the manga canon aswell.

Chloe paizuri

What if The Pandora is another personality with God's Program and the reason Geroy is trying to replicate it is because they need contrarians?

>>37354292
for me it's making my own assumptions and then finding evidence from the text to support it so i can spam it as the truth

Koshka breast expansion + paizuri

>>37354302
Sorry, but I believe only in myself.

>>37354292
>>37354307
Based Shakanontrice bros! :)

>>37354325
Why are you putting all their names together like that? Beatrice is Beatrice. Kannon is Kannon and Shannon is Shannon. It's not that complicated.

>>37354325
>Based Shakanontrice bros! :)
I believe in Renatrice, sperg

>>37354303
>>37354311
Ha Ha Ha, best posts in this thread.
So le funny and le quirky!
>Koshka paizuri + handholding
>BIG Koshka paizuri + vore
Am I do I fit in yet guise???

>>37354332
Yes. Welcome aboard, friend.

>>37354328
Sorry I'm new here and I'm just trying to fit in...xndgg

>>37354330
Tell me about renatrice bro

>Koshka paizuri + handholding
This seems quite difficult to achieve. How is she supposed to motion her breasts while also holding hands with me?

>>37354332
/07/ gonna freak when they read your post bro... Don't go against the hive mind or else they'll eat you alive...
All hail humilianon
All hail shakanontrice
All hail Yuri

>>37354341
She does it while also holding your hands. So in a sense you're doing it too

>>37354341
It's not rocket science anon, She could be laying down while you thrust

>>37354356
That's too beatiful a thought, you nearly made me cry with that vision anon.
Imagine having Koshka as your girlfriend...

Is Will gay? He seems to have a thing for feminine peepees

>>37354369
Koshka sounds like kosher, And I must keep my bloodline pure out of respect for my father and for the wellbeing of my children

>>37354340
Well first we have to talk about Bernkastel and Lambdadelta if we're going to talk about Renatrice.
It's kind-of well accepted that Bernkastel was born from the suffering that Rika faced during the OG Higurashi (mentioned in Saikoroshi-hen.) We have this intimate connection with Bernkastel and Rika (Bernkastel has the memories of Rika too so this probably gets into the Ship of Theseus) and a sort of connection established in Sotsugou with Satoko and Lambadelta (you could argue that Witchtoko isn't Lambda because it isn't explicit but the connection with Vier/LD3105 is definitely.) So this is where Renatrice actually begins, there are some pretty consistent connections in every WTC (yes this includes Sotsugou) where the 34 character gives the Rena figure magical powers. It's a bit less so in Higurashi, but if we remember from Oniakashi-hen, Witchtoko promised Rena her happiness (this is briefly mentioned in Memoirs of Lambdadelta) if Rika stayed in Hinamizawa so there's that. In Ciconia, Lingji at the end of Phase 1 had the golden gauntlet that Vier's guards have. In Umineko, Lambda is the one who gave Beatrice her powers. I am a bit tired so I don't want to write anymore, but hopefully it clears some things up. For a bonus, in Tatarigoroshi-hen, Rena mentions wanting to have a new body and being carried away by a prince on a white horse.

>>37354434
Jewbro?

>>37354412
Dlanor is so darn cute!

>>37354444
She's alright.

>>37354436
I can tell you out a lot of mind time Into this theory so I can respect it and a lot of it makes sense from a certain point of view, However goutshit and shitsu aren't canon so your theory falls apart

>>37354442
Nope, I'm just a regular old goyim with a very important family history

jayden and his daughter dlanor

>see this
what do

>>37354469
Turn on original sprites.

>>37354469
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>37354454
She's perfect

>>37354444
Where's the codpiece?

>>37354496
ps3 sprites are wonky
bernkastel is flat despite rika's wish to have big boobs (it's true in the og sprites)

>>37354501
Exactly. Unironically the original sprites truly depict Ryukishi's actual vision.

>>37354496
It's smaller in the PS3 sprites

>>37354434
>>37354442
>>37354460
I can't believe the Bogadnoff family browses the /07th/ threads.

>>37354516
Now that I think about it, codpieces are usually padded or given a molded shape. It being smaller in the PS3 sprites could mean that she has no padding/a small penis.

>>37354495
She's okay

>>37354533
He clicked?

>>37354594
Even if she had a small penis it still leave some sort of evidence behind like a little bump or something however that is not the case

>>37354469
check what kind of noises it makes

>>37354602
Would an okay girl be THIS cute!?

>>37354341
Koshka is a girl with a bunch of bandages on her face. It's safe to assume that she has bandages around her breasts as well. After >>37354311, said bandages will be quite tight, meaning she can can have her breasts held in place by them for paizuri, freeing her hands for handholding.

>>37354708
The bump itself is the evidence, but I can't convince you of it if you're not going to accept it.

>>37354724
Yup.

>>37354746
Uuoooh Koshka paizuri (ToT)

>>37354746
Why did you give her cowtits? Come on.

I'm getting there I guess. This hair is driving me nuts.

>>37354939
The male form of my husbandwife is looking on point! Excellent job anon!

Too late, I've already saved that image heh.

i am horny

>>37354972
Nice

Same so stop posting my husbandwife because now I need to jack off...

Meow with cowtits

>>37354977
There's no good Miyao porn though.

>>37354984
I don't look at porn of my husbandwife. I only think romantic and lovely thoughts about them and how I can be the best of friends for their male form when they want to only be partners.

>>37354984
give ideas for miyao porn

>>37354746
Why did you delete this?

>>37354997
Selfcest

Meow and MIYAO having sex while Miyao watches and cries

>>37354997
Cuddling with his partner Jayden. Jayden picking up Miyao with the ass resting on the forearms while they just enjoy each other's blissful company.

>>37354991
You shouldn't jerk off to that though, that's even more fucked up.
>>37354997
Miyao is a boy in the body of a girlish boy whose male best friend has a crush on him, there're so many possibilities...

>>37355019
I never said I jerk off to it. I only think purely romantic thoughts.

>>37354997
In the magical world of VR, anything is possible!

>>37355023
Quotation:
>now I need to jack off...
If you aren't that anon I conversed with, why did you reply to me?

>>37355032
But I am! Just because I see lewd pics of my husbandwife doesn't mean I would jerk off to them and sully their image. That's why there's other non images of them out there.

I'd like to have Ciconia phase 2 for Christmas, please.

I want a Chloe and Koshka double paizuri for Christmas

Now I'm in the mood for Christmas songs...

>>37354944
It's all thanks to Rika for being my guinea pig while I tested stuff out.

>>37355100
How did you make these?

>>37355110
Making bad 3D models in Blender until they become less bad.

Phase 2 when? Soon it's gonna be 3 years since Phase 1 released. We already know that the pandemic is never going to end, so Ryuukishi needs to find a new excuse.

>>37355187
>I have finally found love and will cease production on all future WTC endeavors
>Thank you for your support!

>>37354469
forcefully extract towel

What happened to that one anon who was visited by Bernkastel in her dreams? I haven't heard from him in a while.

>>37355405
>in her dreams
Hmm...

>>37355405
>her
>him
A-anon? Switching timelines?

>>37355411
>>37355408
Anon was a figment of Bernkastel's dream and tried to reach out to us. He's gone now, now that she woke up

What dream about Bernkastel? I dream about her sometimes, but usually only when Lambdadelta is also present.

>>37353863
3d wοmen make you mad

>>37355440
A Weezing would fit more

>>37354469
Who gave her those hickeys?

>>37355478
Why's that?

>>37355493
GHD

>>37355478
*Skuntank

>>37355501
No, Weezing, since the hinamiz*wans wheezed before dying like pathetic bugs

Dynamax Lambdadelta using Max Geyser

Gyaru Bernkastel

Gigantamax Keiichi's penis

Which WTC is most likely to adopt the gyaru fashion. Probably not Bernkastel.

>>37355564
Satoko after dropping out of school and realizing that using her body is the only profession she'll have access to.

>>37355564
Mion when desperate for girly fashion

>>37354268
T-thank you. Shkannontrice theorists tasted a rotten apple of questionable knowledge. I even wonder if they have serious opinions about Umineko. It's fun to confront them with questions about clues they cannot answer only to get countered by
>are you mentally ill
I think I'll get Italianon's hobby.

Oh yeah, let's completely nuke the threads.

I still want to believe in Rosatrice

>>37354496
There never was?

>>37355672
nice cock

>>37355672
Ay there's the cock!

>>37355672
Delectable penis

>>37355677
>>37355680
>>37355685
Samefag

Who does shota Dlanor get raped by the most?

Mmmm dlanor chan

>>37355691
as the anon who said "nice cock" and no, just because you deny the clear bulge that isn't present on any of the other characters with leotards doesn't mean there is a grand conspiracy against you

VERY puffy vulva.

I want Eua-sama to touch my cock with her beautiful hands

>>37355747
I think that if she did it to me, my cock would cum instasfcd

Why is there almost no fanart of loli Eua? NGL, I kind of expected her to become a new sensation in the community.

>>37355763
She only appeared in the last episode. The hype died out before she could get much art.

>>37355763
Too little too late.

I relate most to Ange. Therefore, I believe that if any character were to grow a penis, it should be Ange.

>>37355803
She's too submissive for a futa though.

>>37355821
Who said that futa aren't submissive?

>>37355821
Submissive futa is best.

How many hours till collab?

>>37355803
not big enough

Ange's penis is so big that she gets dizzy when it gets hard

>>37355564
Keiichi after Irie opened the world of anal pleasure to him.

>>37355933
Irie would be so gentle

>>37355940
How could Keiichi resist becoming his maid then?

>>37355948
Resist?

>>37355951
English for 'widerstehen'.

>>37355959
Fuck Hitler, but why would Keiichi resist?

>>37355962
He can't, that's my point.

>>37355973
He wouldn't even make an attempt, that's MY point.

What if K1 takes a drug that temporarily turns him into a girl to work at Angel Mort and then gets fucked and impregnated by Satoshi, making the transformation permanent?

>>37355979
Why wouldn't he? It's not natural for a boy to become someone else's girlfriend.

>>37356054
Keiichi is gay.

>>37356060
My self insert is NOT gay!

>>37356060
he had 2 children with rena

>>37356091
Shut the fuck up, Tegakianon. Go draw porn or something.

>>37356060
he had 2 children with BIG rena

>BIG
Shot?

>>37356169
Yeah, he went down like a sack of meat.

>>37354292
That's how I proceed when I daydream about Ange having intense sexual intercourse with Rika and Satoko at St Lucia.

>>37356224
Why not lucid dream?

>>37354328
What if Ange went bald?

>>37356245
It becomes easier for her to wear a wig to cosplay as my favorite characters.

>>37356234
I never managed to achieve one, also I daydream a lot

>>37356234
Who would he lucid dream as? A teacher at St. Lucia?

>>37356288
Get a job.

>Get a job.
No.

>>37356324
Wait till Rika realises normalfag life is basically looping in itself.

>>37356305
I'm a college student, I even daydream outside when I listen to music, literally living the dream (or magic in Umineko)

>>37356377
>college students don't get jobs

Gaap

Gaap can have sex with you at any time, even without your consent.

>>37355722
The bulge is known as "Child Belly", the weak abs of a child make the abdomen bulge out slightly in the bottom.
Uncultured futafag.

>>37356481
It'll be difficult to find a moment in time in which I will not consent to that anyways

>>37356915
she's young but not that young

>>37355564
It's just too obvious.

Dying.

To the anon who keeps posting about paizuri...... cheers.

This is now strictly a Hinamizawa Bus Stop general, all other content is banned and punishable by a severe and prolonged meeping

>>/jp/image/dHyFAWn2xyaI2VRg2fGu_w

>>37357763
The first use of the image was the best. I hope that guy has good Bern dreams.

>>37357763
you can see anon's mind breaking over time, amazing

3d females are better than Kobayashi

>>37358463
Pure sex

>>37358494
Sex with Virgilia's thighs.

>>37357763
Based.

I'm an actual lawyer irl, and I can tell you that there's not a single jury in the country that would convict Beatrice
It's kinda a joke actually, where me and my buddy lawyers refer to any clearly innocent defendant as "a real Yasu Ushiromiya"
It's not that Beatrice didn't even commit a crime; as far as I'm aware she didn't do anything that could be considered morally dubious
She simply happened to have a (perfectly legal) collection of innocuous tools and machinery on the island that ended up being used by several nefarious individuals to injure / murder each other, when they could have left at any time

>>37358506
On what?

>>37358526

>>37358539
Hehe

There are people that don't like this.

>>37358580
They are trolls. No man could withstand the temptation of healthy female curves.

>>37358621
What can I do to avoid being trolled by these trolls?

RGD bros? We got a reference!

>>37358799
VIER

>>37358799
Where?

>>37358815
Mion

>>37358799
Satoko like pancakes. Who else likes pancakes? Hellboy. Therefore, Satoko is a devil.

>>37358833
She's a maid with a gun.

>>37358239
>Sleeveless
We can clearly see the sleeves of her dress on the sprites.

>>37358918
I hate those poser """fan"""artists who can't even get their characters right. Only in for the fame with no regard for the medium, so sad.

>>37358630
Keep posting curvy WTCs so they would have to confront the reality.

>>37358918
As can be seen from this image by the same artist, he knows that. It's a different outfit.

>>37358511
...in Bern's tale, at least. You don't know what Yasu really did on that island where everyone turned up dead.

>>37359011
my aunt told me

>>37359087
Told you what?

>>37358918
>>37358945
What made you think those are the sleeves of her dress? The black sleeves seem like the part of her coat. They are of the same color, however her dress looks pretty much sleeveless as it is hardly reaching her armpits.
>>37358984
This. Although it is a different outfit, it was influenced by her original one, and I'm sure her original dress underneath the coat has no sleeves too.

>>37359107
I'd have to see her original sprite first before coming to any conclusions.

>>37359159
If my eyes aren't playing tricks on me, the dress and the sleeves are two different colors.

>>37359159
There you go

>>37359184
I wish I didn't see this

>>37359228
hadn't seen *

>>37358580
how does she get away with it

This is the deepest level of truth of Higurashi

>>37358945
Everything checks out. It is the very dress she's wearing. So much for the poser """fan"""artists.

>>37359293
The punishment for these fan artists?

>>37359281
I wish she invited me inside her A/C cooled vehicle.

Are /d/posters funposting or do they actually have said fetish?

>>37359411
Which fetish?

>>37357763
What compels a girl to become like that?

>>37359540
No dick

Tegakianon, can you draw Krauss and Rudolf looking like the Bogdanoff twins.

>>37359411
i never falseflag

The name of the Umineko x Higurashi Mei collab event is "The Witch's Bloody Birthday",

It's probably only the first part, since they still haven't officially revealed the second batch of characters with Battler/Ange/Rika/Akasaka (who have been datamined). They did something similar for the anniversary event.

>>37359750
Do we know what it's about?

>>37359750
>>>/a/230753081
Why not just stick to one board, anon?

>>37359791
He believes both boards would be interested in it. He is right to believe this.

>>37359826
As long as "he" doesn't mind me pointing it out.

>>37359778
Nope. That's the only reason I was interested in the title. We don't have any info about the story at all.

>>37359791
>>37359826
I was actually hoping someone else posted about it, but since no one did, I repeated the post.

>>37359791
Why do you know where this was posted, anon?

>>37359750
is there a place to discuss this game solely? i just picked it up yesterday for erika collab

>>37359862
Because I checked /a/ when I saw that filename, and I remember that poster saying that he crossposts and that he uses filenames like that.

>>37359887
Go back.

sex... with miyao...

>>37359895
You are retarded. I don't post on /a/, unlike others.

>>37359879
>>>/vmg/
You'll have to make a thread though, and I doubt there'll be much discussion happening.

>>37359907
Actually, I lied lmao and lol

Day 125 of praying for RGD adaptation.

Day 1 of praying for Umineko adaption.

>>37359979
Why would you pray for that

>>37359750
Not sure how I feel about Beato's sprite

>>37360148
Good Umineko adaptation= Umineko becoming more popular = WTC gets even more attention = Maybe R07 will be assed to finish PHASE 2 HOLY FUCKING SHIT RELEASE PHASE 2 ALREADY YOU FAT FUCK HACK

>>37360216
>Good Umineko adaptation= Umineko becoming more popular
We saw what happened to new Higurashi, anon, do you really want that for Umineko as well? It already got one shitty unfinished anime.

>>37360245
GOOD adaptation. No subtle differences, no epic secret sequels, just a GOOD adaptation.
>do you really want
Not really. Just saying, for the economy of the discussion

>>37354469
I'd get my hands on this tender underage body and enjoy myself.

>>37360245
Yes.

>>37360184
I only thought about that now, but Mei's expressions kind of suck. Satoko for some reason got an unique smirk, but almost everyone else has fairly neutral expressions. I really hope the Umineko characters get unique expressions too

>>37360292

>>37360292
Of course the main character of higurashi would get more stuff

Don't do it.

>>37360260
In theory sure I'd take a decent anime version of Umi, but it's fucking hard to adapt accurately. The old Higu anime got like 50 episodes and still struggled with skipping stuff, Umineko would probably have to skip even more.

>>37360366
Give it to ufotable but let David Lynch direct it.

>>37360350
But you are my family, Bern. My adorable little pet cat.

>>37360366
Get whoever made K-On! to do it and you'll have an all time classic on your hands.

Umineko is inflated as fuck. It could be adapted properly even if you skip half of the dialog.

>>37360583
Fuck off Dobson

>>37360583
true but to properly reduce it it needs a director and staff who actually read the whole thing from beginning to end with love

>>37360609
Just give it to the Wachowski sisters, they'd get the message.

>>37360602
Who?

>>37360583
Every part of Umineko is good and it does not need to be adapted.

>>37360655
it's better that you don't know

haha

>>37360658
>Every part is good.
George and Shannon's romance is some of the most boring shit I've ever read.

>>37360706
Yeah, if you're an incel that is.

>>37360706
It has Beatrice's monologue about love and this scene in it so no.

>>37360729
How so?

>>37360737
I wouldn't know.

>>37360778
Oh, I see...

Who could beat her in a fight?

Today I will remind /07th/

>>37360901
Erika if she was cute

I need a tegakifemanon gf right now

>>37361065
I will continue to remind /07th/

Erika is she was a faggot (she already is)

And again

is this some sort of hair cutting fetish?

I can't believe Erika is Italian

>>37361085
>>37361113
Erika if she was even uglier

Short hairika

She's probably banned for drawing porn of Koshka.

>>37361113
Punished by Bern

Why would Kyrie be afraid of losing Rudolph?
They've been together for at least 30 years and she clearly holds his balls in her hand whenever we see them. There's no reason for her to use Ange in order to bind her husband.

>>37361268
She's eternally worried another Asumu will snake her way into his heart while she's not looking.

>>37361268
She is still seething about Asumu

>>37361268
Because she lost him once. Can you trust that Rudolph won't make some prostitute pregnant if Kyrie doesnt hold him on a leash?

I am the Ushiromiya Ange
Please stop saying mean/disgusting things about me online

>>37360860
Most Gauntlet Knights, probably.

Of all the cast of Umineko, which character yelling "cope and seethe" would be funniest? The normally refined Natsuhi would be pretty up there.

>>37361355
Sakutaro

>>37361355
Is it because Natsuhi's the seacat that copes AND seethes the most?

Mei leaks are out.

>>37361390
>implying

>>37361390
Imagine resting your arms on the top of Miyao's head while leaning forward and motorboating Gunhild. Miyao literally cannot win.

>>37361390
Why is a Mei OC with Miyao and Jayden?

>>37361417
That's Shion.

>>37361424
Who?

>>37361440
Very funny.

>>37361416
miyao's cunny is cuter

>>37361443
Thank you

>>37361449
That was sarcasm.

>>37361424
That's not Shion, her tits would be bigger

How will you react when Miyao is biologically female?

>>37361453
Sorry I'm autistic. I don't understand sarcasm so well.

>>37361460
Gunny has massive milkers.

>>37361461

How would you react if Miyao is hiding cowtits

>>37361461
I already know she is. This is my Golden Truth.

>>37361461
>>37361489

>>37361489
Perfect height for effortless paizuri, all you need to do is walk forward

How will you react when the above is true but Miyao also has a penis?

Who gives a fuck about Miyao's gender?
I just want them to sexually assault me.

>>37361507

Rika would make a cute boy

Miyao = Tegakianon

Does anyone have high definiton versions of the portraits every umineko episode had?

>>37361538
We know tegaki's favorite character is lambda, so it's confirmed Tegaki is just a cute Lambda.

>>37361574
Lambda wouldn't pretend to be a boy

Alright, it's time to get the shit done

maria looks so cute in her witch dress :)

>>37361649
no, she doesn't
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37361668

>>37361668
Worst best friend ever.

kek I love you guys

>>37361818
New friends from twitter! Yay!

>>37361818
Ah yes, I remember that conversation happening an hour ago.

>>37361846
That's how twatter works, bucko.

trying too hard turkroach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGth0tx4xk

>>37356357
Satoko was just trying to save her from the mundanity

>>37351295
You were right after all for once.

>>37361930
I love this NEET

>>37362047
She has a job as Bernkastel's wet nurse.

>>>/v/578578058

Kanon looks at you like this, what do you do next?

>>37362099
kiss her

>>37362106
Good choice anon, who wouldn't love this tomboy?

>>37362128
i was just kidding though haha

looks like I lost the higu sex chart. do you have it?

It's odd that new Higurashi manga is coming out next week and we've heard next to nothing about it. Sounds like it's going to be dead at arrival or something.

>>37362164
Hard to be excited when one looks like yaoibait and one looks like yuribait

>>37362128
That’s a man. Mostly.

I am pretending to have read Phase II. AMA

>>37362164
For whatever reason they aren't really giving any story details or anything about them. The one Hoshiwatashi blurb we have is because everything in the magazine needed one, but if it weren't for that we wouldn't have that either.

It's kind of like the "secret" they were keeping with Gou, but at least there they could market it as a remake, here they just don't seem to want to give any story info at all, but since it's a new story we're just left with nothing aside from the images for the announcement.

>>37362286
How many paizuri scenes?

>>37362293
1. Gunhild forcibly does it to Meow

>>37362286
Why did she do it?

>>37362365
To free herself from hell.

>>37362401
i thought ciconia was supposed to be paradiso, not inferno

>>37362207
Incorrect, you get the choice of:
Shannon (crossdresser with fake tits)
Kanon (cute tomboy)
Yasu (schizo eunuch)
Lion (badminton lover)
Claire (fake)
Beato (real)

>>37362144
I only have this Ciconia chart, sorry

Dlanor will be taken home TOMMOROW.

>>37362645
Haircut fetish anon STOP

cut dlanor's hair

>>37362657
I'm not the original anon, just inspired by him.

I come with rare goods

>>37362675
Please don't make Chloe cry

>>37362719
I love Rika's design from that pachinko. Well, I think it is the same one.

https://cgworld.jp/interview/2111-elf-in.html
Rather than dumping because of filesize limits, this page has some of the Matsuri 2 pachislot art

>>37362752
their chins look weird especially keiichi

i appreciate how fat ange's tits are in her alchemist sprites

>>37361461
beyond disappointed

>>37354469
Id try to ask her what happened and where her parents are at, If she's too hysterical to respond I'd say in a calming voice that everything is alright and help will be here soon. I would then phone the police and tell them that a little girl wearing nothing but a bath towel is covered in bruises and all alone.

>>37355095
This upcoming Christmas is gonna be the best Christmas ever!!!!! Share your favorite Christmas songs bros!
https://youtu.be/hMhMekfIyos

>>37357763
Based

>>37358511
What happens if I get into a fight? Is that illegal?

>>37362719
Now this is a stylish and refined meeper.
I can't match that so here are two people who will try to shoot each other.

>>37359184
Is this real?

>>37359645
I like this suggestion

Tegakianon draw Bern crushing me with her breasts

>>37359791
/a/ bros...

>>37360216
>Umineko becoming more popular.
That's worst case scenario anon, Can you imagine if Umineko had as big of a fan base as Higurashi? Instead of yuriwars it'd be trannywars

>>37360350
Bur bro... You are my senpai!

>>37361818
BASED! JP_takes is the best!!!

>>37362871
tsmt

bern crushing anon with beasts

Tegakianon crushing me with her breasts

>>37362560
If you can get them physically then fine but I think you are going to be stuck with Yasu in an outfit.

>>37362896
>he fell
KEK!