/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Going to call this elf a nerd, and there's nothing she can do to stop me.

what's winter like in MGC?

>>37335084
>snow, tons of snow
>outdoor Christmas markets everywhere
>Lamias wearing big sleeping bags over their tails to trudge through the snow
>Mofu Parlors and Cuddle Cafes get a huge increase in customers wanting to stay warm, all single guys leave with a new girlfriend
>Christmas cake jokes go on all the way up to Christmas
>Hinezumi and Jinko restaurants are the only ones open on Christmas day

>>37335053
Can I have a Rata the size of that Oni?

>If anything he'll make dough from people buying the paper version
Yes, let's just ignore all the non-printed material

>>37335053
Question: since dragons and their kin can temporarily transform back into full on feral dragons, is dragon riding (not the lewd kind) a thing?

>>37335532
yes, theres dragon knights and dragon slayers in dragonia, but i prefer being a dragoon

FUCK! I just cummed to demons

>>37335532
At what place did you read about transformation that didn't mention draconic mounts? Wyvern profile directly talks about Dragoon knights literally riding their wives.

>>37335589
Piggus!

>>37335598

>>37335598
You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

>>37335615
Oh joy

>>37335612
Describe your ideal life in the p'orcer stronghold.
Will you be their God-chief? Or will you be their public cum-pump?

>>37335615
I will impregnate them all. I will impregnate them all each and every year. I will multiply them like rabbits. We will overrun the countryside with our offspring

>>37335598
you are all WILD PIGS!

>>37335649
A chief chad with p’orc harem

>>37335649
>Will you be their God-chief? Or will you be their public cum-pump?
I'll say god-chief. The only problem is you have to beat a giant horde of them, likely also a high orc. It will be fun either way.
Would Goblins be easier to beat?

Gonna defeat the h'orc and her raiding party.
Gonna take all the submissive p'orcs and h'orc back home.
Gonna domesticate all the piggus.
Gonna turn them all into loving, devoted mothers and church-going ladies.

>>37335649
pretty easy, just gotta bottleneck them in an area and defeat each p'orcer one by one

>>37335696
It's easy. Just eat as many raging mushrooms as you can and go for the h'orc. Once you defeat the h'orc, the others all collapse and lose the will to fight and will submit to you along with the h'orc. Leaderless p'orcs are more tricky since they're not frenzied by the h'orc's scent. You'll have to take them down one-by-one.

>>37335699
Extremely based

>"Mother Superior, I have reason to believe young anon may be blessed by the Goddess."
>"What makes you say that, sister?"
>"Well it's about his…manhood."
>"H-his what?"
>"His penis, Mother Superior. I saw it in the baths. It's far larger than it should be for a boy his age. I'm sure it even outclasses an adult's. What else could explain it than some kind of miracle?"
>"…I shall visit Anon in his room tonight and confirm this 'miracle' personally. Do not speak of this to the other nuns."
>"Yes, Mother."

>Inferior pigs

>>37335751
>Anon has to go purification ritauls in which only he and the mother superior are allowed to be present
>She makes it seem like no funny business is going on
>But the sounds tell another tale

>>37335763
P'orcers are sexy, brutish, cute, ferocious, and have fuzzy pig ears. Their squiggly tails are cute too. A perfect blend of barbarism and femininity.

Western, greenskin orcs are ugly, lack fuzzy ears, and have nasty fangs protruding from their mouths. They don't have a good blend of femininity and barbarism. They're just too masculine most all of the time.

>>37335834
So you’re a pussy bitch coward?

>>37335895
No. It's just masculine bodies and ugly faces don't turn me on. I'm all for some muscle and beeg girls like minos and such, but there has to be a cute/sexy factor to them too.

>>37335895
How strong would those mushrooms make you?

>>37335923
meant for >>37335723

>>37335763
>>37335834
https://strawpoll.com/hevd3e2of

I'm gonna miss MGE so badly when I quit porn and masturbation altogether. I'm gonna miss all the new arts, stories, and such. I'm gonna miss you lads.
Most importantly, I'm gonna miss my waifu.

I'm weaning myself off these deadly habits right now. I've gone down from 5 masturbations a day to 1. I estimate I'll hit my goal in a couple months.

>>37335923
Strong enough to physically dominate any monster girl, according to the description of the raging mushroom. It's even good against dragons. Only caveat is that they have to be attacking you or already married to you or show some sort of interest in you. Good thing is, once you defeat a h'orc/p'orc once, they permanently become submissive to you. So you only have to take them down once.

>>37335958
You should have participated and done No Nut November, stupid!

>>37335982
I'm not ready for that yet. But once I quit altogether, that's it. I'm never coming back. It makes me sad, but it's for the best.

>>37336000
>he doesnt love monstergirls with his heart instead of his cock
ngmi bro.

>>37336000
I'm surprised you can go 5 times a day. How old are you? Late teens? early twenties?
Anyways, good luck. So far I've survived NNN.

>>37336057
27.

Used to do 7-9 times a day back when I didn't have responsibilities a few years back. My all time record was 12 in one day.

>>37336126
What's with the blue handprint?

How do MGE P'Orc WAAAGGHS look like and what are they composed of?

Dark elf supremacy.

>>37336219
mmm, choccy milk

>>37336178
Think it's from those LOTR games where you interrogate orcs by leaving glowing handprints on their face

>>37336219
Human supremacy! Elves exist to be our cock sleeves!

>>37336219

>>37336264
>
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

What would a seraphim look like as a monster girl, and more importantly what would she do to my cock?

>>37335958
>>37336000
>>37336117
>A succubus screams in the distance

>>37336362

>>37335958
I don't watch porn or masturbate, yet I still come here and watch MGE art on pixiv.
It actualy helps me, I always think how monster girls wouldn't want me to be lonely depressed and indulging in bad habbits and self destruction.

My biggest fantasy is to wake up a town just filled with old meaty hags and be the bratty town bicycle or do dangerous things to get thier attention

>>37336117
>Used to do 7-9 times a day
>My all time record was 12 in one day.
Jesus, I normally wouldn't suggest full abstinence, but in your case it's probably better you do that. Good luck, Anon.
>>37336549
>I always think how monster girls wouldn't want me to be lonely depressed and indulging in bad habbits and self destruction.
This is the way.

Remember, Bogey and Bogie are tall enough that they have to bend over to look an adult man in the eyes.

>>37335053

My maids discovered David Foster Wallace's "Broom of the System" on my bookshelf.

>tfw no elf momster

Got our first snow last night. I want to find an ice queen, give her a big hug, and thank her.

>>37336839
There's already been some light snowfall here a couple of times but it hasn't stuck around yet, the ice princess is trying.

>>37335294
>end up in MGC in winter
>no money
>no place to go
>just the clothes on your back
>just wander the city all day trying to keep the blood flowing and thoughts of food at bay
>sun sets
>temperature plummets
>curl up on park bench, clinging to your jacket
>pray it doesn't snow tonight

>>37335294
>Mofu Parlors and Cuddle Cafes get a huge increase in customers wanting to stay warm, all single guys leave with a new girlfriend
but I just want some of that Yeti Christmas Coco

>>37336915
It shouldn't be legal for such a young girl to have such huge hips.

>>37335958
>deadly habits
Being a bit melodramatic there

>>37336939
Are you this guy?

>>37336950
>but I just want some of that Yeti Christmas Coco
Go to a Cuddle Cafe and ask for the Mega Milk Special, you'll get an extended cuddle session with their biggest Yeti and endless hot cocoa straight from the tap

>>37336979
how will the snuggle scouts save him?

>>37337062
With rum cocoa

>>37336962
it is, you're supposed to confisicate them.

>>37337067
kids aren't allowed to serve alcohol

>>37337095
it's ok they brought a st bernard kobold with a neck cask

>>37337095
They're not serving it they're pouring it on the ice

>>37337095
That's where scout leader White Horn-san comes in. The poor deer is so nervous about sharing a glass of rum cocoa with a potentially single guy her hands are shaking and spilling cocoa on the ice block!

>>37335053

Bimbo goth monster wives

>>37337143
>every guy in wintertown stays home at the start of school season since White Horn-san gets into a "mood" after seeing all the new kids

>>37335053

>>37337298
>ywn hear the sounds of a baby crazy deer trying to smash down your door barricade

>>37337341
>it's also the time of year when she's shedding velvet off her horns so she looks like bloodbathed psychopath
i'm into it

>>37337341
>11pm
>blizzard raging outside, trying to go to sleep
>through the howling wind you hear rhythmic banging sounds
>grab a lantern and walk around
>kitchen and fridge are clear, it's not hungry Wendigos rummaging for a midnight snack this time
>banging gets louder
>go to your front door
>White Horn-san has her face pressed against the door window
>her deer eyes glowing bright yellow, a crazed look on her face
>from the amount of snow on her back, she's been roaming around town for a while

>>37337425
let her in for some hot cocoa

>>37337425
>The banging increases as well as strat appearing from the backdoor as well
>Seems like she wasn't alone
>"What do I do" you whisper to yourself
>"I just want to talk, it's cold out here, please let me in, I won't hurt you much.
>"Yeah let me and sis in. We just want to talk about the future, our future

>>37337425
>snow on her back
wait a minute, that's a wighthorn

>>37335053

>>37337470
time to loudly talk about how lonely I am and listing off the baby names I thought of

>>37337425
>>37337470
>he didn't heed papawendi's advice and get "deer-be-gone" spray

>>37337472
....I want to see what a wintersdown undead kingdom would look like.
Probably lots of frost covered revenants and the like.

>>37337498
>deer be gone is a ploy by tanukis to make you more attractive to whitehorns

>>37335053

>>37337519
neat

>>37337173
it has a stealth penis dont let it in

>>37337513
papawendi would never lie to me, he's a man of character!

right?

>>37337554
he has to look out for his friends

>>37337572
>I'm tired of watching the most respected member of this community go completely mad once a year anon
>your going to give her a herd whether you like it or not

How do i deal with monsters just schlicking off on my face when I sleep in camp at night, I am kind of tired of needing to wash off every morning before I go back to the guild

>>37337543
>"I'll teach you some manners"
>snake cowgirl proceeds to whip out her shy husband anon
>"Not so stealthy now huh?"
>dear please stop bothering the neighbors again
>and stop calling me your stealth penis, it's embarrassing
>"Another good job done!"
>that's it, no more Westerns for you missy

>>37337572
>off in the distance is a blurry white figure hiding behind a pine tree
>a big hand extends from the figure and gives a thumbs up before disappearing into the blizzard

>>37337356
If I saw bloody red antlers peeking out from behind a tree at dusk my first thought would be some kind of skinwalker wendigo bullshit

internet spam tanuki virus thats alive

>>37337974
well she'll be competing with the succuvirus AND have to deal with kiki.exe

>>37337974
>>37337993
now that got me thinking, imagine going into the internet physically and seeing all the odd digital monsters that are there.

>>37338027
>its another weird gremlin directed cyberpunk movie

>>37337637
She looks like she just drove a man up a tree and knows he has to come down eventually.

>>37338067
I'm sure I can out last her, she's got to sleep eventually

>>37338036
>anon was browsing the web and dowlanded Iseaki.exe
>There was a bright flash and he found himself in the world of 1s ans 0s
>what awaits him in this strange new world
>waht weird hijinks can he get up to
>How does he get out
>and why does he feel like he is being watched

>>37338067
>>37338101
She has to contend with monsters that can climb trees like bears, or worse, flying snowy Owl Mages.

>>37326103
>Korea MGE fansites
>https://arca.live/b/breaking/35804802
Interesting, I tried to search it for new pics but their place is a mess to navigate. I wonder do they have some kind of pic archive or gallery?
Funnily enough, looks like greenworm is pretty popular among koreans, I saw several threads about green worm and greenworm story

>>37336117
>My all time record was 12 in one day.
Let’s make the Lilims, Succubi, and Alps squirm for a second; what’s your all time record for most times you’ve nutted in a day?
Mine’s 15.

>>37338143
>greenworm anon got to them
god help us

>>37338135
Ah the infamous snow harpy, a colder heart you will never find. I hear they make freezing men be the big spoon so the get desperate to feel thier warm fluff.

>>37338143
Some pics I found
Collections of stickers https://arca.live/e/12496 shirohebi
Cheshire https://arca.live/e/2563
Shog https://arca.live/e/2337

>>37338214
2 doodles https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38220916?p=7

Ryu of Unusual Size

>>37338214
I see this being of great use

>>37338225
Beetle pic https://arca.live/b/monmusu/31417395

>>37338240
>What are Shogs? We just don't know.

>>37335958
>he's not Madonna-whore complex'ing MGs out of masturbation territory entirely and simply admiring them platonically
Pleb.

>>37338240

>>37338248
Pretty much this.

>>37338242
Werewolf https://arca.live/b/monmusu/27740666

>>37338282
Bogie https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38267749

>>37338240
behold the pocket shoggy!

>>37338282
Oh no she's cute

>>37338298
Dhampir and nerd bird https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38298140

>>37338298
>putting bogie in a dress
Very cute

>>37338396

>>37338396
>>37338416
I like her goofy hat

>>37338396
Owl and lich as some last origin girls (or the opposite) https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38274782 https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38270348

>>37338277
>shog putting meme cat in her place
thanks shoggy, you truly are the greatest maid

>"give me your virginity, anon!"

>>37338240
>When master says he wants to go outside when you can give him everything he wants right here

>>37338522
No, you have your own

>>37338522
But I wanna give it to the girl that I'm gonna marry.

>>37338447

>>37338441
https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38199324?p=8

>>37338522
get those manhands away from me or so help me god

>>37338574
toy pile boogie https://arca.live/b/monmusu/32202529

>>37338655
That's pretty cool

According to KC, this would be a Hellhound's response to a man asking her to protect him. I dont kmow what it says exactly, but looks nice:

>「俺に飼って欲しいってこっあな️
可愛いオスじゃねえか️」
と常にヘルハウンドの傍に居させられ、
彼女が好きな時に抱きしめたり、むさぼりディープキスしたり、
彼女のシたい時（大体いつも）に交尾できる自分のオスとして大切に扱われます

>>37338655
Not sure MGE or not but he has lots of pics https://arca.live/b/monmusu/38424214?p=1

According to KC, this would be a Hellhound's response to a man asking her to protect him. I dont kmow what it says exactly, but looks nice:

「俺に飼って欲しいってこっあな️
可愛いオスじゃねえか️」
と常にヘルハウンドの傍に居させられ、
彼女が好きな時に抱きしめたり、むさぼりディープキスしたり、
彼女のシたい時（大体いつも）に交尾できる自分のオスとして大切に扱われます

>>37338682
I wonder what this pic means. Is it placeholder/deleted/spoiler? I see it all the time

Kiki stickers https://arca.live/e/2339

>>37338682
Is this the horny ladies club?

>>37338706
Also this dude posted new mge pics but they are untagged (so not retweeted by kc) so get on them wikifag https://twitter.com/tet74949126

>>37338522
No sorry I already promised a couple of elves I'd give them mine

>>37338522
what's a virginity, miss Druella?

>>37338744
I'm out, peace

>>37338889
She looks like she's made of honey!

>>37338889
Tight hugs

Are you prepared for Thanksgiving?

>>37338850
That looks like a real mean elf

>>37335053

>>37338167
They're considering

>>37338396
Pretty good nerd bird.

>>37339377
>test build
>11/12/2021
Is this some sort of mod? Where can I get it?

>>37339377
But why are there two? Is Luka that scary?

>>37338706
Can anyone use one of those image translation apps on this pic? I don't have one

>>37339312
One of greenworm threads was like "I was away for a while but glad to see greenworm is still popular"

>>37337173
Man I'm starting to like snek girls. Damn the apophis grew on me.

So, I was reading some weird shit on some obscure nip site and then this crazy idea dawned upon me.
According to MWGIII a harem and their husband will share the same lifespan due to mana shenanigans, now imagine the following scenario. You have a daughter with your wife and then you marry your daughter and impregnate her, then you marry the daughter your daughter gave birth and she also give birth to another daughter who you also marry. If you continue to do this indefinitely your lifespan will also increase indefinitely because a daughter would naturally have a bigger lifespan left to her than her mother.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that the secret to immortality in MGE is to fuck your daughters and make new daughters to fuck... or just become a undead.

>>37339513
i still want a sea snake

>>37339533
Or find a genie and just wish for immortality.

Misc Species Stickers: https://arca.live/e/2087

Misc Species Stickers 2: https://arca.live/e/1698

Hellhound and others stickers: https://arca.live/e/2563

Dragon Queen edit stickers: https://arca.live/e/5782

Headpat stickers: https://arca.live/e/3539

More shoggy stickers: https://arca.live/e/11039

More kiki stickers: https://arca.live/e/11099

Meme stickers: https://arca.live/e/1408

>>37339533
Dude there are so many easier ways to get immortality in MGE

>>37339533
I'm pretty sure there's an upper limit to how large your harem can be because eventually you'll have no time to satisfy all of them even if you fuck 24/7, also >>37339557

>>37339576
There's always the Bicorn Singularity.

Stay warm, anons

>>37339401
https://monstergirlquest.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Quest:_NG%2B_(Ecstasy)

>>37338522

what do you think about the monsters that do the harem thing by default like Khepri.

>>37335942
Pigs suck, you all have shit taste

>>37339715
I don't hate them, but that's not for me.

DRUELLA!!!!

>>37339755
>WHAT?!?

>>37335053

>>37339715
Extremely hot. Although, my headcanon is that monster marriage isn't necessarily the same as human marriage, and often involves slave/servant "wives" in large-scale harems.

>>37339533
Easier exploit.
>Marry a Fallen God species
>Marry two Dryads in the same forest
>Bring one tree into Pandemonium

>>37339880
>Bogie
But can she Boogie?

>>37339919
She's a clown, I bet she can!

>>37339767
Stinkyvirignsaywaht!

Right or left?

>>37339970
Left, always go for prudish elves

>>37339970
left, I could just make some burgers to make her meatier and I want to mess with nerds,but right is good good as well

>>37339767
You Stupid.

>>37339767
how the daki collecting going?

>>37339970
Right

>>37339710
>I had a feeling you'd say that.

>>37338522
but you're so old.....

>>37339992
>Shut up! Just shut the fuck up!

>>37339970
Right's hips are dislocated

>>37340012
your ma sent me, cause she's worried that you might have an addiction

>>37339970
>Being boring elves
That was their first mistake
>Giving me a choice
That was their last

>>37339970
los dos

>>37340037
I bet she has an entire wing of the Lescatie palace devoted entirely to storing her body pillows. Probably has an army of succs to maintain, catalogue, and fetch them.

>>37340087
I bet those succs have seen hell itself

>>37340087
imagine the poor hero that has wade through that

Here I come, rougher than knuckles
The best of them, tougher than knuckles
You can call me Knuckles
I like knuckles
I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my knuckles

>>37338704
From what I could undesrtand. After you ask a Hellhound to protect you she either says "I want to keep you. You are a cute male." of "Do you want me to protect you? You are a cute male"

Then you will be at the Hellhound's side at all times. You are also to be her hugslut and kisslut. Hugging her when she wants, deeply kissing her when she wants. You will be treated carefully as her own male that can mate with her when she wants, which the tweet explicitly states she almost always wants to mate. Also a Hellhound's kisses are so deep they are described as "devouring".

In short, never ask a Hellhound to protect you. You will never be allowed to leave her sight and apparently not only sex, but you will be forced to hug her and devour deep kiss her all day.

>>37340182
It won't work for me because I'm not cute.

>>37340182
>In short, never ask a Hellhound to protect you
This, ask an elf instead (or several).

>>37340244
You wanting to be protected by her, is what makes you cute to her.

>>37340120
>hero stumbles into the Daki Wing
>they are all of him
uh oh

>>37340293
>having to hide among the dakis to evade capture
>The next area is the love dolls

>>37340182
Yeah, imagine wanting deep, sloppy kisses from your hellhound bodyguard every waking second of the day. Couldn't be me.

>>37335053
It's this cute fox's 100th birthday, say something nice about her!

>>37340278
I bet she's chuuni, and that's some kind of weighted cape to help her get stronger.

>>37340335
I doubt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzyTUekkMCI

>>37335053
I want an enormous MG who will pick me up like a teddy bear and cuddle me

>>37340364
>two digit age
am i supposed to babysit her or something?

>>37339970
Left is actually attractive.

>>37340321
BIG STRONG PAWS PUSHING ON MY CHEST

>>37340415
now just you need to figure out a way to trick a hellhound into giving you cpr. i recommend lamentation mushrooms

>>37340393
I see 3

Please remember that not showing your wife enough affection is illegal in MGC.
The punishment will be you having to explain why to a very distressed and sad cupid.

>I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position.

>>37340306
>hero takes a wrong turn invading the castle
>he has to navigate the Daki Wing
>run through the Love Doll Wing
>stumble through the Dildo Den (all his dick size suspiciously)
>cringe through the Love Library (all fanfiction penned by t. not-druella)
>meanwhile druella is waiting on the throne for the hero
>she keeps going through her speech in her head for the fateful encounter
>she will keep waiting as a crying hero is led out by a sympathetic guard who found him in the Creepshot Catacombs

>>37339377
>mfw get doublegentledommed by lilim twins

>>37340542
>implying the hero doesn't use this ammo to bully her

>>37340520
If you're programmed for my pleasure, why don't you look like a petite teenager?

>>37340520
I can't feel my legs.

>>37340520
ogey, i want some burgers

>>37335598
Incoming WAAAGH!

>>37340439
Take her to a pool, lake, or some other body of water and pretend to drown. You might get even better results if you can't really swim and you actually start drowning.
>>37340442
Ocelomeh wife doesn't want to cooperate.

>>37340594
Life is full of disappointment.

>>37335053
Impregnate vampires.

>>37335834
You're so wrong it's not even fun

>>37340702
All I see is some weird green cows

>>37340731
DOCTOR cows!

>>37339723
>Pigs suck
Yes, P'orcs give excellent head. Greenskins are bad at oral because their stupid tusks get in the way.

>>37340743
I'm gonna keep getting sick so I can visit Doctor Orc

>>37340753
just look at that chub. Its like its calling out for my hand to molest it

>>37340702
Guys they asked me to join therm table what do I do?

>>37335942
Pig Orcs and Green Goblins for me.

>>37338162
Five, I think.

>>37340770
Join and sit between them

>>37335053
>Turn your head and cough

You saw them bathing so you have to marry them that's actually part of their lore

>>37340688
>Take her to a pool, lake, or some other body of water and pretend to drown
>>37340439
>now just you need to figure out a way to trick a hellhound into giving you cpr.

Making a Hellhound think you are hurt for real and turns out you are faking it, its just a way to get the most brutal rape ever, maybe even getting slapped aroung a little bit.

>>37340321
It is not only the kisses, but also getting bearhugged by her all day, feeling her hard big fluffy frame all day.

>>37335053

>>37340971
There's no need to do it really when a Hellhound will protect you from even the most mundane things.

Dog barks at you? She barks back. Trip over a rock? She crushes it.

>>37340953
This is the kind of bathing I'd want to walk in on

>>37340325
Hag aircraft carrier.

>>37340825
>as soon as you sit between them, the two biggest slide up next to you
>their soft thighs and child-bearing hips keep you in place
>their huge breasts obscure the sides of your vision
>their arms are thrown over both shoulders
>all it would take is for another to plant her big ass in your lap and escape would be impossible

>>37341002
Members only? whelp time to go back home i guess.

My big priestess wife says there is a religious holiday coming up were I have to spend the entire day with my dick in her pussy. I'm skeptical as to whether that's true, but all she has to do is sit on my lap and I'll be pinned down, so I don't have much choice in participating.

>>37341040
All human men are members by default

>>37341040
You failed the Wonderland Sabbath entry exam.

>>37341040
>Y-Yamero! Come back!

>>37341075
That's right and if you complain you will stay with your dick there for at least a year

>>37341079
what would the test even be about? Not that I am gonna pass it, Imma flunk it so hard that I get thrrown to the hag hotsprings

>>37335053

>>37341121
The test was your reaction to the sign. You saw "members only" and left. You saw exposed cunny on eager mesugaki and didn't seize the opportunity.

>>37341183
Wispmander scares me.

>>37341183
>wispmander
what happens if you win?

>>37341183
Hot damn that's good.

Are there canon monstergirl hybrids?
Would be curious to have a son born from a monsterA+human family marry a daughter of a monsterB+human family, only to have monsterAB daughters

>>37341190
I cant seize the cunny, it said members only!

>>37341087
The only male visitor in a long time the monsters hopes are crushed seeing them leave.

>>37340182

So Hellhounds are part Yeti? Didn't thought they would be into hugging.

>>37341190
>cunny
I like a nice fat, juicy, hairy cunt to munch on that's only on hags

How would monsters respond to surprise affection. Like randomly hugging a yeti on the bus.

>>37341277
Cute
Would be cute if she barked as well

>>37341302
If you're a stranger and she's not married, sounds like you're trying to date(marry) her

>>37341190
Cut him some slack, he's a good boy that follows the rules. For all he knew, he could have drawn ire of Sabbath higher up for not going through proper procedures beforehand.
>>37341244
If you count Chimeras from the profile, or Sabbath fusions.
>Aside from the simple method of sharing only a portion of her power, a familiar can also transform into a mass of mana and enter the body of a witch so that they temporarily fuse into one being as a method to increase their power. Fusion results in better acclimation of a familiar's power to a witch's body, and enables a witch to wield the entirety of her familiar's power as her own. Upon entering this state, the consciousness of the familiar melds with the witch so that their condition is like having one body with two wills dwelling within. The resultant being has two people's worth of powerful desire for onii-chan, with extra for the familiar on top of it. So many emotions well up that they can't even control it themselves, and their power and urges progressively amplify as if stimulated by that. Also, when lying with onii-chan in this state, the pleasure and mana obtained from sex and siphoning essence is generated for both the witch and the familiar. For that reason, fusion of a witch and familiar requires that they either both share the same onii-chan or are both pursuing a common onii-chan, and the witch and familiar must be joined together by a powerful bond.

Imagine a hellhound with a cow boobs that 2 times bigger than your head. I'd read a writefaggotory about her everyday struggles.

>>37341333
Imagine two Witches from different Sabbaths, who are so close to each other and their shared onii-chan that they can fuse with each others' Familiar as well.

>>37337061
Your snuggle session begins now!

>>37341290
Hugs aren't just for Yetis.

>>37341377
You're right! They're for cute hikki mages, too!

>>37341333 (checked)
Imagine that fusion but for protecting their oni-chan from danger! What earth shattering spells they could conger!

>>37335053

>>37340996
Remember to bonk your childhood friend when she gets too frisky

>>37341445
Bicorn'd at such a young age
How sad!

>>37341315
is this how kids do it these days

>No noble, muscled Valkyrie bodyguards that want me to perform a lewd inspection of their bodies in front of each other and some other nobles.

>tfw ywn get trapped in a cursed castle that is its own weird and twisted world inside with monsters to meet but the exit is blocked until I solve all the puzzles, defeat the bosses and impregnate all the monster that dwell within

>>37341277
Is this mersharks' weakness or do they just want you to think that?

>>37341760
This is.

Hey, a nice old tankuki told me that she’d teach me the quickest and easiest way to defeat monsters, all I have to is give 6 easy payments of $4.99 and come to that shady alley right in front of her house. I am going to be the best hero ever!

>>37341760
>>37341801

>>37341808
>selling herself for $30
That's one cheep nookie.

Which one?

>>37341819
But how would that help me?

>>37341828
You will know when she "teaches" you.

i want a monster girl who would typically rape their husband to seronade me with a badass guitar solo

KC posted in his main account that there are not one night stands with monster girls and you are expected to take responsibility. Why are MGs so prudish?

>>37341854
i thought it was hard to get an mg pregnant

>>37341819
You're not looking at it right. Not only did she not have to pay for a boy, she even scored $30.
>Cute Tanuki Woman.jpg
She's not a tanuki, she's a raccoon.

Which MGs are most likely to attend or wait outside of the graduation ceremonies of the Inari Cooking School to get husbands from there?

>>37341858
He meant responsiblity in the way that you can't just have a one night stand with a monster and then dump her. If you have sex with her, you become her husband. Barring exceptions like when you had sex with a MG you really are not compatible with and she released you.

which mg is the most nostalgic?

>>37341822
Rightmost one

>>37341928
dragon, undead

>>37341928
Depends on your criteria, arguably winegoat.

>>37335053

>>37341244
KC has mentioned “attitude” hybrids.
He discussed how, once monsters having sons is more common than once-in-a-hundred-years levels of rarity, these men may pass on behavior aspects of their mother’s species.
So for example, if a man whose mother was a Hakutaku marries a Minotaur, their kids will be some of the smartest, well-organized minotaurs you’d ever seen.

>>37342006
Herr Fraulein!

>>37342084
>smartest, well-organized minotaurs
Oh no, what have they done.

>>37342084
Beware of a Cheshire's son with a harem.

https://twitter.com/kinkymation/status/1460706478432690183

Good news, you made it into MGE. Bad news, you have been arrested and sentenced to 20 whippings by a MG. The good news is, the executioner is your favorite MG or particular MG wife if you have one specific character set. Of course, it is a mamono material whip, so it will cause pleasure instead of pain or damage, the pleasure you receive will be equivalent to the damage you should get. If you can resist the 20 strikes without cumming, you will be given a free honeymoon and enough money to live well off for the rest of your life. If not, you will simply be handed to the executioner. The executioner will hit you with full force as it is the price she agreed to for summoning her perfect husband (you) and this is part of an experiment on mamono material whips and how much pleasure a human can handle. You can choose the place to be whipped in any part you want.

Where would you choose to get whipped? Realistically, would you be able to get the prize? if not, how many strikes would it take to make you cum? How messed up would you be at the end of it? How will your wife and you remember this day after many years?

>>37342137
Just be glad that they don’t get inherent teleport magic too.

>>37342148
My arms are pretty resilient, and I'm not a masochist, so the scenario wouldn't turn me on much - the only immediate pleasure would be the magically-caused pleasure from the whip. We'll remember it as a convenience, and re-enact it, with the roles reversed, regularly.

>>37342148
I'd choose the back, I like the classics.

>>37342157
It can be potentially worse if he married magically skilled monsters. Imagine a Lich like that.

>>37342148
My feet so it will be a foot massage.
I should since it should feel like a massage.
Perfectly fine
The day we met eachother I suppose

>>37342084
What would an incubus born to a bicorn be like?

>>37342203
Bicorns are addicted to tasting a variety of girls' mana. He'd be an insatiable harem addict.

>>37342084
The son of bogie

I wanna be raised and pampered by elves.

>>37342287
I want to raise and pamper an elf.

>>37342198
Tiddies made to feed a family

>>37342290
I want to raise and pamper a loli elf while a mommy elf raises and pampers me

>>37342330
>>37342290
>>37342287
Why not pamper each other?
The world is a tough place, everyone needs pampering

>>37342347
But how can I pamper elf momsters if I'm a shota?

>>37342287
I want a group of loyal servants and slaves who cater to my whims and desires.

>>37342381
Breakfast in bed
Clean things for them
Massage
Actually do the chores you're supposed to do without being told
Pull the chicken out of the freezer before school
Etc

>>37335053

>>37342395
Anon are you trying to have him raped by his momster?

>>37342148
I'll take it from the front of the chest. Not sure I would make it or not, but honestly if everything in life was taken care of I would be bored out of my mind. I would gladly work for my bapho wife if only to give my life purpose.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94187164

>>37342542
I dont geddit

>>37342395
>Keep doing this every day
>She starts developing heart pupils

>>37342618

Pssst. hey, kid wanna buy some condoms? I just got some in. I got a two for one deal going on the burst resistant ones

>>37342711
N-no! My momster said condoms are evil! I'm reporting you to the police!

>>37342711
Are they heat resistant to?

Cheshire Doujinshi came in

https://imgur.com/nL7NVzc
https://imgur.com/1LXdOST
https://imgur.com/nFZDaN3

Some of the story books that haven't been scan are coming in soon as I get copies I'll upload to panda & the archivefag

>>37342833
>https://imgur.com/1LXdOST
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37342796
Why come down to the shady alleys where contraband is sold if you're just gonna snitch? Not like I'm worried about the cops
>>37342799
Plenty heat resistant or your money back

>>37342860
cat erotic

>>37342905
kitten, even.

>>37342860
TOM

Sorry if the cheshire isn't big and smug I don't want anything to do with her

>>37342833
>hosting on shitgur

>>37342711
That's small-time dealing, kid
Wanna buy antirape pills? It will make you unrapeable for as long as you take them and you will recover after a day of not taking them. If you buy within the next 30 mins, I'll add in a cloak of invisibility as well as a hoverboard for free. So what do you say kid? you wanna be rape free?

>>37342951
That's a cute monochrome cat.
Gonna play SS13 with her and not do weirdly autistic things at my job

>>37342990
This nun seems suspiciou-

Can someone tell the kej that spooky month is over and she can go back to normal

>>37342990
>nun has angel wings
finally, a legit holy woman. was afraid there was only suspicious nuns prowling about

>>37343043
>kej
That's a boat.

>>37343055
Post boats

>>37342965
monsters wearing trench coats

>>37342794
hey lady nice mushrooms

>>37343064
post goats

>>37343075
bully goats

>>37343066
X gon give it to me.

>>37343075
>>37343078
Why not both?
Gonna impregnate that secretay gote.

>>37342084
>Son of a Bogey marries a Hellhound
>Son of a Hellhound marries a Bogey

>>37343066
Be careful, depending on the alley, they could be a vendor selling black market items or a pervert that is going to flash you and stuff you inside to steal you

>>37343064
I LOVE WHITE GIRLS

Why is it always so dark in shog homes?

>>37343110
they're not big on the sun, natural light or windows

>>37343142
I'll need a second opinion.

>>37343148
It's the truth anon, trust me.

>>37343142
I'm gonna take this short elf home and use her as a comfy daiki

>>37343142
gonna need to see some credentials, that's the same answer my elf neighbor said. and my mail elf, and my stalker elf...

>>37343142
I'm going to a human doctor next time to get actual medical advice