/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3733141
Suika can get the biggest.

>>3733146
FFFFFFFFFFFF CANDLEJACK XD SO RA

hair?

>>3733146
>>3733151

PLEASE JANADOOR DELETE THESE UNRELATED POST NOW, I FEEL LIKE CRYING A RIVER DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU FUCKING SHIT.

Role?

eye'm the tittiest!

Tab of library fees?

Hat?

At normal size, Yuugi is basketball player tall.

>>3733142
what the fuck is that

>>3733201

OH MY GOD WHY IS THAT LOLI HOLDING A GIANT PENIS.

You again?
Stop this.

>>3733201

Wow, tied down and she STILL looks like she's trying to smuggle watermelons past Airport Security.

Utsuho got the biggest eggs

>>3733321

Yep, yep, that there Utsuho, she's got big eggs.
I can think of two other things she's got that are big...

You know, she's so stupid that it'll take her five whole minutes to realize you're squeezing them.

And yes, in before CANCEROUS TUMORS.

>>3733336
Birds are actually quite smart.

>>3733339
Crows, especially.

>>3733339

Some bird are, but Utsuho's canonically dumb as a brick. She's genuinely fucking retarded, as in she makes Cirno look as if she's got sense.

Stupid girls are hot, though. Idiot moe~, I guess you could call it.

>>3733347
>>3733347

*birds

I don't feel like deleting my post. Only fags delete their posts.

Biggest troll.

>>3733351
Are you SERIOUSLY claiming to not be a fag?

>>3733321
>>>/f/1116446

>>3733362

dude, shut up.

>>3733336
>And yes, in before CANCEROUS TUMORS.
More like DELICIOUS, LIFE-GIVING TEATS amirite?

>>3733371
Your link does not work for me, good sir.

>>3733371
>>3733378
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/Okuu_Hard_Boiled_Egg.swf
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmXW3JHViw&fmt=18

>>3733385

WHAT the fuck was THAT?

>>3733347
Hey now, she's not THAT dumb. You shouldn't buy into that nonsense unless you want to make birdbrain the new baka.

>>3733400

She's not unbearably retarded like Fanon Cirno

First off, Canon Cirno is pretty clever and would probably fuck an Anon up quite well.
And I'm not saying that a Lobotomized person could out-think Utsuho. There's a point where stupidity can just be irritating.

She's just not very bright. Like most pretty actresses, come to think of it. Mostly tits and ass, but if you shove a book in front of Utsuho, she'll probably use it to sit on instead of reading it.

>>3733385
The fuck did I just watch?

>>3733388

KAREE PAN KAREE PAN

MUITE MUITE MUITE mata shimou

>>3733420
>Canon Cirno is pretty clever and would probably fuck an Anon up quite well

No.

>If Cirno by any chance should attack, just start to talk calmly about anything, and when she shows interest it is a good time to ask her a riddle.
>No matter how simple the question, she can certainly not answer it.

>>3733385
I am disappointed myself for the number of times I watched that.
Then again, it was mostly to catch all the text.
Then again... what the fuck was I thinking?

Reminds me of this song on a kid's show I heard randomly:
たまご、たまご、あたためよう～

>>3733420
There are way more fanon Cirnos than just idiot Cirno, thankfully
>>3733430
Akyu, fucking horrible liar, etc

Utsuho and Cirno together is nice.

>>3733430

SIR I OBJECT TO THE WITNESS YOU ARE CITING

SHE IS AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreliable_narrator

There is nothing clever about Cirno in either canon or fanon.

The most you can claim is that she's not quite as outrageously dumb in canon as in fanon, but everybody knows fanon exaggerates things a bit, that's the joke.

>>3733420
Less lack of intelligence, more lack of need to use what she has. When you have the power of the sun at your fingertips, you don't really -need- to think too hard. Contrast to someone like Patchouli or Marisa who had to work for their power, or someone like Nitori, who makes inventions to mitigate her lack of power.

I'd be willing to bet that the majority of the characters in touhou games are not that smart; the ones that -are- smart are the ones who at least started off weak (or perhaps lost a lot of power a long the way and are now weaker than they used to be).

>>3733439

>There is nothing clever about Cirno in either canon or fanon.

I OBJECT TO THIS RIDICULOUS CLAIM SIR

She's always pulling pranks on people. That takes planning and strategy above the average retard.

Think about it. Only Tewi pranks people more regularly and with more success than she does.

>>3733439
That's true, but we all knew Arc was bullshitting there right?

And, again, there's more than one fanon Cirno. I've posted smart Cirno pictures enough lately, don't feel like reposting.

>>3733449

>Think about it. Only Tewi pranks people more regularly and with more success than she does.

What about, you know, the 3 Idiot Fairies?

>>3733444
>>3733444

>When you have the power of the sun at your fingertips, you don't really -need- to think too hard.

Great power, great responsibility, don't forget that. If she had it, she'd have gone over the important things before deciding to try her new ability out on the world.

Like the fact that fire is hot, for one. Easy to forget when YOU'RE MADE OF NUCLEAR ENERGY, but still true for the little people like Reimu and co.

>>3733430
>Is it okay to write about an ice fairy like this?
>Even if it goes a little too far, she probably can't say anything about it.
>Well, she won't read it anyway. Right?

>>3733461

Cirno can outwit them, so she's on equal or even above them.

>>3733461

Oh, and that's Kaguya you're calling an idiot, by the way.

>>3733462
Responsibility is something that you learn, not something that you're born with. I mean, she was treated and kept as a pet, so her only job was to look cute and burn up lost souls (hint: she lived in a place called "Hell of Blazing Fires").

>>3733478

All the more reason to give it some thought, you know?

>>3733490

Thumbnail looks like she's peeing into a fire.

Radioactive pee!

>>3733449
>She's always pulling pranks on people. That takes planning and strategy above the average retard.

No it doesn't. Every five year old plays pranks. It's one of the first things they learn.

>>3733494
For magical breeding power, obviously.

>>3733498

>Every five year old plays pranks.

Simultaneously, very few ever fall for them.

People get caught out by Cirno, however.

The world will taste my eggs!

>>3733504
Evidence? Besides, you need to consider your average five year old does not fly.

On the other hand it's stated in canon that fairies are mentally children, forever. Cirno is smart, for a kid. But she's still a kid.

>>3733508

>>3733483
If the responsibility exists, it belongs to the owner, not the pet. Besides, responsibility is learned, and when you completely incinerate the evidence it takes being beaten to start teaching some responsibility. Even then it probably takes a while to learn to think for yourself if you've never done it before.

Sunny-side up!

>>3733490
Cutest thing I've seen today. Saved.

>>3733514
wrong version

>>3733554
Was about to post that version when I was hit with Duplicate File Entry, Return!

>>3733554
>>3733554

>OMELETS ARE MADE FROM EGGS

omg rly?

>>3733510
>fairies are mentally children, forever
This is one thing I feel fully comfortable ignoring canon on.