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Her giant futa cock

I really really want to masturbate to Youmu-chan! but which doujins of her should I fap to?

>>37302252
This one is my favorite.
Youmu-chan befriends some kind ojisans.

>>37302252
https://e-hentai.org/g/1911149/15697ed76a/

>>37301909
A DICK!

>>37302481
On to Fucktown.mp3

>>37302516
>>37302242
Please don't say such things. Youmu doesn't have a penis. She has a tight, fertile, almost untouched pussy designed specifically by the gods to accommodate the perfect cock for her

>>37301909
An enormous, throbbing, pulsating futa cock

>>37302242
>>37304892
Nice try, Youmu, but everyone knows that you have a tiny phimosis dick.

She's pregnant

>>37304397
And some ugly bastard with a giant dick is gonna ruin it without consent or foreplay.

>>37304994
Dorks don't get pregnant.

>>37301909
something about cheating in an election some time ago, maybe?

>>37307368
Youmu thread ruined again by politics obsessed amerimutt

>>37307585
Tohovote you cave dweller.

>>37307600
Yes and you can not help but need to bring it up every thread along with your shart politics

>>37307656
What in the world are you talking about? You're the one bringing up politics.

>>37307691
It was popularity poll not an election

>>37307704
Don't care.
You're the one getting assblasted over politics when they weren't even mentioned prior to your post.
You claim others shit up the thread with politics when it's the first thing that popped into your mind. All you think about is politics.

>>37307738
Dont play dumb
It is obvious you brought up used words „cheating” and „election” because it brings to mind american politics
It is all you spammers have brought up when referring to the vote and Youmu in general.

>>37307765
You're the only one thinking of politics. Everyone else still has Tohovote fresh on their minds.
The only one playing dumb here is you in your attempt to bullshit people.

You could have just ignored it instead of chimping out you retard
Check this out guys, myondog!

>>37302252
Please don't masturbate to my wife
>>37302481
Please don't encourage people to masturbate to my wife

>>37308385
Can myon shapeshift into a dog? I know its appearance changes when it gets possessed but I doubt it's flexible enough to turn into a dog. The aesthetic is very nice though

Even though I like when Youmu is portrayed as a dork, I like it just as much when she's portrayed as a cool and deadly swordswoman. The issue is that there's a lot less pictures of her being cool.

>>37309991
Whoa! Check this out! Youmu-chan is so cool

>>37313844
Youmu will NEVER be COOL.

what a cool dork.

>>37309991
Luckily a lot of sword autists tend to also be dorks, just look at toji no miko

>>37316717
>cool dork.
oxymoron.

>>37313844
I love Youmu, but what the fuck is she doing? Just cut it normally, Jesus...

>>37320035
please dont bully the weak and less able

>>37316717
She's the coolest dork

>>37304988
Okina-sama... what are you saying?

>>37307765
You're dumb as fuck and probably on the spectrum. It was a joke about the popularity poll... even by 4chan standards you have 0 social awareness.

Ignore lovely users who belong on /vt/ and keep posting phantom goodness, kudasai. Quality control is extremely important at the /jp/

How is this dork so adorable and rapeable

>>37322906
Youmu is NOT rapeable!

>>37322906
'Youmu! Listen to me! You! You are very important to me! So! So...!'
But how does the Youmu respond?

>>37324509
Looks like she's overheating already so she would probably stutter a lot and say something like "I-I-Is t-that so... T-then p-please take good care of me..."
You could probably hear her heartbeats too

>>37323219

Exactly. It's impossible to rape the perpetually willing.

y*umu is bad! yo*mu is awful!
youmu bullies unsuspecting babies!
dork is a rapist just like >>37302481 proves!
never vote for her ever again!

>>37323219
Then why is she so easy to manipulate and overpower? Why does naturally the give me primal urges to pin her down and breed her whenever I see her? Why does she wear stuff like THIS? Looks like rapebait to me

>>37328791
Alright, she may be a little bit rapeable, but that doesn't mean you should do it.
Youmu-chan is a good girl.

>>37328791
Youmu is so gentle, so devoted, so loving that she will accept all of my twisted desires, all the terrible drives and distorted longings that are almost ineffable consciously. It's impossible to not notice. And yet, she's so hardworking, so honest, so pure, so precious in an ultimate, primordial level of being, that even the most pathetic, incompetent, worthless subhuman and helpless idiot inside this retarded simulated existence wants to become the absolute best to protect her. Her kindness is that inexorable. Once ensnared, it's impossible to let go. That's it. That's what makes The Youmu the best girl

>>37301909
She's hiding her rampant voter fraud

>>37330732
Youmu-chan won fair and square.
She is the cutest, most popular and most beloved character in the series.

So my first roll at Touhou slots says I'm married to Youmu...

>>37330788
WRONG

>>37323219
that's because she is the raper.

>>37330732
>>37330788
>>37330805
Youmu did nothing wrong.

>>37330805
They are obviously talking about Reimu stealing third place from Koishi.

>>37328791
This Youmu here got me act unwise. The legs, thighs and exposed back...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>37326413
What's this from? All the usual image searches came up empty.

>>37321017
Reminder to not reply to the /vt/ thing that got its posts deleted (the ones in this very thread) in Danbooru for low quality. He'll get tired of replying to himself and return to /v/ eventually

Youmu-chan is so cute and fashionable! I wanna take her on a date and boop her cute nose that got red from the cold!

>>37335241
Not good, Youmu-chan's temperature is dropping as the date continues until late at night! Only a hug can warm her up!

>>37332087

It's an R-18 Skeb commission.

https://skeb.jp/@pmx025/works/32

>>37332087

It's an R-18 Skeb commission.

https://skeb.jp/@pmx025/works/32

>>37332087

It's an R-18 Skeb commission. The artist has drawn several commissions depicting Youmu cosplaying as Iroha from Samsho.

https://skeb.jp/@pmx025/works/32

>>37338507
Third times the charm?

>>37336959
Is that so..? Well, it can't be helped. I'll hug her if it means she'll warm up!

>>37338507
Thanks, I probably never would've been able to find that.

>>37326413
butt

>>37343495

Tiddies. Youmu will never give up fighting, even when her clothes have been torn off. Or voluntarily discarded.

This gardener... For some reason whenever she's around my heart starts beating faster...

>>37345702
I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but that might be love.

>>37302252

muh waif

>>37302252

>>37345739
So precious

Say "あ～"

>>37349117
Why are you feeding me your phantom half, Youmu?

>>37345702
fear instinct
for your virginity

>>37349751
Eh? Are you saying that Youmu-chan is a threat to my virginity? Why would that be so?

Youmu and Marisa are my two favorite 2hus.
I'm so happy they got first and second place. They deserve it.

>>37317341
Hey now, who are you calling a dork?

>>37345702
Motocomp huh? Good to know that Youmu has excellent taste in bike's.

>>37349153
It's half phantom tradition to feed your phantom half to your lover. And she's into vore

>>37346423
Umm buddy, that's actually MY wife.

Dooooooorks!

>>37356115
Your wife is currently riding a Nargacuga pal.

>>37361047
Yeah she's that cool

How can a phantom make me feel so warm inside?

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

>>37359975
Man Reisen is about to start a school shooting.

>>37367659

>>37372988
That actually sounds like a dope one shot I'd read that

>>37328933
>she may be a little bit rapeable
You know it's way more than a little bit

>>37350063
Youmu is a growing girl.

>>37383466
A mere glance at Youmu's soft skin sends my ego back a million years where I'm a primal beast controlled by animalistic drives alone

>>37309128
>Please don't encourage people to masturbate to my wife
seek help

penipeni!

>>37389938
I want to improve myself and part on an endless quest towards competence so I can guide my loyal, but indecisive Youmu-chan better and make her feel secure and loved so we can both we our better selves through strict discipline, dedication and mutual trust, but I also want to breed her 24/7 and drown her in the happiness of living a life cycling between pregnancy-three years of rearing, until at the end (she also lives more time due to being a half-phantom so she'll have even more time to nurture more of our children) on her deathbed before parting to the Netherworld she'll be surrounded by our kids and she'll feel she couldn't have lived a happier existence despite it 'only' being a simple, contemplative life.

Youmu-chan, my lovely wife!

>>37390429
>Not wanting creepy Otaku jerking off to your wife means you need hell
What would be the correct reaction then? Jerk off with them? Jerk them off?

>>37396648
>Jerk off with them? Jerk them off?
Don't jerk with a 2D girl but a with real one.

>>37397044
Real girls are gross.
You weirdo.

>>37397064
>Real girls are gross.
I know but not all of them and real sex is better. So you can find your perfect GF and have sex.

>>37397081
>real sex is better
I heard from some guys that had real sex that onaholes are better than girls.
>find your perfect GF
My perfect girlfriend is 2D.

>>37397133
>that had real sex that onaholes are better than girls.
Yeah sometimes pussy can be really bad but they can be really good too.
>My perfect girlfriend is 2D.
you just don't know what is your type of 3D gf.

>>37397151
Why are you trying to convince /jp/sies to have relationships with 3D women? Are fat nerds coveted by girls now? Is there a massive shortage of males currently going on?