/jp/ - Otaku Culture

LinLin Thread!

How about you get the fuck out of my /jp/?

What's with the off-topic OP image? This isn't /cn/.

>>3732975
>my /jp/

11/28(土)　--:--　17:30　徳島・鳴門市文化会館 ←次ココ
11/29(日)　15:30　19:00　兵庫・神戸国際会館こくさいホール
12/05(土)　15:30　19:00　東京 東京厚生年金会館
12/06(日)　14:30　18:00　東京 東京厚生年金会館

4 concert dates left for this tour and Koharu

>>3732994

am I cute, uguu~

>>3733071
>>3733074
>>3733122
Sure is low level in here right now.

Reported for Chinks in OP. This is /jp/, faggots.
As much as we consider you a separate entity from the rest of the board, global rules apply to your shitty threads as well.

>>3733122

>>3733186
you mad?

>>3733237
If it's got you photoshoopin pictures not really.

>>3733237
Fuck off, you faggot.

>>3733175
Do it again, faget.

Good Aika morning to you

>>3732994
>hellogirls
Helllooooooooo MY GIRLS.
Get ready to strip and boogie with tsunkun, fuck yeah!

>>3733251
I know you're trolling and who you are, gtfo

>>3733067
>>3733046
>>3732994
Reported for participating in trollfest.

>>3733122
Wow, I must compliment your skills.
LinLin -> Aika
Cannot unseee ffffffffffffff

>>3733256
I beg to differ, Tsunkun's only their manager.

>>3733295
>>3733295
iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o_O
where her nose go

>>3733312
it became cute and tiny, uguu~ :3

>>3733295
This is why we can't have peaceful idol threads. Fuck you.

>>3733322
Can't you just ignore it?

>>3733342
Oh great. Another shop animator master...
Reported. xbox hueg pic size is give away.

>>3733328
>>3733295
I hope THAT's the last one.
They always make me rage.

>>3733317
Sorry, but her jaw needs fixing.
Not her nose.

Ba dump bpsh!

>>3733322
>peaceful
>idol threads
>/jp/
>spreading 3D outside of the porn boards

>>3733380
>"3D" image
Nice hypocrisy

What, did a bunch of troll bans expire today or something...

>>3733342
Fixed.

>>3733427
back to /b/

>>3733432
lol you mad?

this is why you don't make a linlin op

Chinks stink

>>3733705
No one had a problem with the JJ thread a little ways back,
its just bad troll timing.

Oh wow it was for Yakuza 4, I thought that anon was joking. Not sure the character shows her likeness.

This one is a little better.

supposedly you can get a happy ending

>>3733863
>happy ending
Good reason to pick that game up, too bad I'm a Xbro.
I hope there are happy endings in FF13.

>I thought that anon was joking

;_;
i would never do that

>>3733770
I don't have a problem with Linlin, she's adorable and quirky.
But JunJun > all of current MM together.

>>3734079
Thats a reasonable opinion...

STAR Digio Presents Morning Musume Aki no Monthly Special
~Watashitachi no Deban ga Yattekita!
- Niigaki Risa, Michishige Sayumi, Kusumi Koharu - 11/15/09
http://www.mediafire.com/?tyomjnn1veo

Rare two Aya blog updates in a row, wow.

we can beat the troll scourge!

>>3734079
...Junjun has a bad attitude.

>>3734079
almost inclined to agree

LL is the better vocalist too

how come there are never any shots of MM members in pajamas?

>>3734266
Because bikini sells more, what with their fans being sex starved shut-ins bound to never get poon at any point of their ronery lives.

>>3734266

>>3734256
I think you ment "thought" instead of too.

>>3734292
I load and the first fucking thing I see is kohashit's horseface.

>>3734290
How bout you and me get together and bang out those insecurity issues you are having.

>>3734329
Reported for /b/ shit.

>>3734256
This will only fly in the LL thread.

Also

Have some Reinya related clips and info.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1zkKVbKpKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l74-sqzVc7Y
http://www.reinya.jp/

>>3734657

Thank you for your proposal but I must decline it. I'd rather bang your mother.

>>3734844
Oh u

>>3734844
Wow. Very rude, what do you think your parents would say if they knew you were talking like that online? I think you should reevaluate your life if you say such things to anyone who is simply trying to enjoy their passion in this world.

>>3735340
Your name rhymes with nutsack, hence get the fuck out.

>>3735362
Hmm, I thought I had talked some sense into you but I suppose it's harder to reach kids these days when they can simply hide behind their computers with no repercussions for their actions. Young man/woman you are out of line here so please simply quit 'trolling' these music fans...

>>3735377
Fascinating.

>>3735381
Hmph, it figures a child of such low intelligence who is only capable of of name-calling would be unable to properly rebut a sound argument of any kind. Run along now, I think I hear your mother calling your for dinner. (lol)

>>3735388
Keep your singing whores off our front page if you can help it, please.

>>3735394
That is called slander and it is very much against the law.

>>3735392
I don't think recurring to condescension is a viable stance when your whole life revolves around pretending to have a long distance relationship with some whatsherface gook living somewhere in Japan, nutsack.

>>3734137
Member Roundups

久住
久住 → 高橋 尊敬（一番年上だから）
道重 ＆ 李純 言い合いになったら譲らなさそう
亀井 ＆ 光井 何か被る（髪の毛がショート）

新垣
高橋新垣 → 田中 唯一気を使う後輩
光井 → 李純銭琳 ライバル（ヤキモチ）
田中 ＆ 光井 師弟関係
新垣 → 亀井 何でも話せる同い年
亀井 ＆ 道重 いつも一緒
新垣 → 久住 実は結構好き
道重 ＆ 李純 被る（道重に憧れてる）

道重
高橋久住 → 銭琳 笑いのツボ
田中 → 亀井 すごく可愛いと思ってる
道重 → 田中 仕事し易い
亀井 ＆ 道重 一番の仲良し
李純 → 道重 憧れ（真似してる）
銭琳 → 道重 可愛いと思ってる
久住 → 道重 バカにしてる
新垣 → 久住 心の拠り所

>>3735421
Ok very clever, AnonymousE, you can change one letter in my name and it says something else. I am sure your church and family would not approve of your vulgarity. I am in fact married and have a loving Japanese family so I do not 'pretend' to be in relations with anyone but my husband, so you are simply saying foolish things with no base at this point, so stop it young man.

>>3735452

>>3735467
Hahaho, I feel sorry for you as you cannot write down your own words.

>>3735431
Oh good, you found your thesaurus!

>>3735474
What does your imaginary "husband" think of you wanking to preteen prostitutes, nutsack?

Please stop calling me nutsack, it is very hurtful and I am sure that I am not the only one offended by it.

>>3735452
>>3735491
>>3735477
>>3735474
>>3735467
>>3735452
>>3735431
>>3735397
>>3735394
>>3735392
>>3735381
>>3735377
>>3735362
>>3735340
Get out of here with this low level shit.

watch the language...

>>3734657
Because clearly hating one of the two shit stains in MM means "being /b/", fucking kids.

>>3735452
>I am in fact married
>my husband
Great, just when I thought theses threads couldn't get any worse.

This thread is destroyed. I hope you're all proud of yourselves.

>>3735506
You took an oath, you are supposed to like Morning Musume and only them with every fiber of your body and for the rest of your life, regardless of how low the productions' quality will drop. Or else you'll be disgraced forever and your e-dignity will be irreparably tarnished.

>>3735525
>You took an oath
No, didnt' read the rest, can't be anything interesting.

>>3735519

You fags sure got told.

Bow before the most intelligent H!P song ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vym3vuWt7Gs

>>3735572
>intelligent
>H!P

Good evening /jp/
What's on tap tonight?

>>3735577
>I have never listened to this song.

Shall we continue with this retarded implying bullshit ?

>>3735582
I'm working my way through the newest h!p concert....

>>3735606
now you make me want to ejaculate some sperm now.

>>3735614
Too lewd

>>3735654
fuck it, you knew I was the JunJun preferer guy. =/

Hello morning is such a good group.
Tsunkun loves to milk it for cash.

>>3735570
Fuck this wota shit.
Who the hell is this.

>>3735680
Jab kun would like to talk to you. Mofucker.

>>3735693
Its an Akb girl, thus offtopic and reportable.
Plus its the same troll that says the same thing for the last month.

>>3735519
I am holding you personally responsible for this thread's rot of death.

AND THE OP.
For picking a shitty time to make a new thread.

>>3735709
>>3735570
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>3735704
jab kun ?

>>3735582
>What's on tap tonight?
Me jerking off. Finding stuff like this makes me a happy camper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7zva7vJOEA

>>3735572
....the hell did I just watch?

And what's up with the trolls tonight?

>>3735745
Jabronisaur died doing what he loved best, wotageing for his darling and future wife Jun Jun. May he rest in peace.

>>3735680
>>3735704
>>3735760
samefag

>>3735754
>Finding stuff like this makes me a happy camper.
Little too lewd there Maki-fag. Hey, how bout a good Maki Musume concert, got any links instead of that shit you just posted...

>the hell did i just watch
Its a pretty funny video actually, too bad whoever posted was a troll.

>>3735760
>>3735745
Forum drama from 6 months ago, that has nothing to do with us. Not to mention plenty of people have died from H1N1 since then.

>>3735572
The only good thing that has come out of this thread so far.

Colts rock!!! Burn in hell Brady

>>3735806
>Disembodied reunion shows in HD quality. Both nights.
>shit
Oh wota, you so witty.

Anyway, I haven't watched any old concert in god knows how long and I don't even think I have any of them on my HDD anymore. Her graduation concert is always a safe bet though.

Or if you're feeling trollish watch that 2 hour Maki special that aired on TV when she graduated then come back here and start yelling about how Koha isn't gonna get one of those when she leaves because [insult goes here].

>>3736234
>Her graduation concert is always a safe bet though.
>Or if you're feeling trollish watch that 2 hour Maki special that aired on TV when she graduated
I wasn't trolling really, I just can't stand that kind of music, sorry.

But I'm interested in both of those videos because I haven't seen them.

>>3736168
Some serious wonky eye goin' on there.

This thread.. is a disaster area, holy shit.
I was busy the last few nights, I didn't get to read all of last thread, did something happen then that made all of this laughably terrible trolling come along? What I remember is just simple talking and some anon accusing a new faggot being wingates.
Excuse me, while I go take a breather, reading the thread took some energy out of me.

>>3736258
Nothing to apologize for. Just me being a douchebag unable to understand that everyone doesn't actually enjoy bullshit music.

Check those videos out. Watch the special and ponder the reasoning behind airing a giant show like that just because a member of Musume graduated. Weirdness.

Speaking of weirdness: Twilight Zone. Goddamn.

>>3736363
And your post took some energy out of me, jesus quit whining so much. Isn't it so obvious that it was a shit tier troll attack followed by multiple self proclamations of thread failure.

>>3736234
No seriously, could you post the links, I want to watch those videos.

>>3736400
I'm just asking if something happened in the end of the last thread that brought this trolling along. Anyway, you answered my question.
At least you accomplished something out of this /jp/, another H!O name seemed to have been spat out of here.

>>3736359
You leave Reina alone

>>3736398
>unable to understand that everyone doesn't actually enjoy bullshit music.
There was a time and place for that genre and the best came two decades ago but perhaps I am just an oldfag in that department.

>>3736400
I download all my shit and my upload isn't good enough for me to up them for you. Neither are my "cutting .avi files in to parts" skills.

We have some real youtube and veoh heroes in this thread though, seems like those dudes are able to dig up anything.
Otherwise you could check the tracker for the 2002 Love is Alive rip, I'm sure they have a version floating around there. Same with the graducation tv special.

>>3736448
Morning Musume 2002 Love is Alive Concert
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=CC34796817BE881D

Here it is, a little late for tonight but I'm guessing it's going to be a real treat, cheers!

>>3736434
>the best came two decades ago
Surely you jest, oldfag! I kid, I kid.

Just checking, are you the same dude that caught on to the Modern Life is War, Cruel Hand and whatever lyrics, or are there actually 3 of us here that listen to hardcore?

>>3736493
Good find, Anon.
.......I might have to watch that myself now.

>>3736493
This isn't the Maki graduation concert. Both the spring and summer DVDs were named Love is Alive and this is the spring one.
Which is better, atleast for me since I haven't seen this one, I think.

Thank you.

RELAX! DO IT NOW

>>3736637
There was a spark there...
I'd like to see that scene, happen to know what episode that was in?

>>3736168
holy fuck reina is in super-wonky mode in that pic

>>3736630
Thanks for the clarification, it become pretty clear pretty early that it wasn't Maki's graduation but still a great show regardless.

>>3736680
Second'd

>>3736777
I miss the oldfags

>>3736794
Got any fake-Abe AV's?

Bros look like they're nostalging hard tonight.

>>3736806

Goodnight /jp/
Sweet Lin dreams

>>3736812

Manly tears for days long gone.

>>3736812

Manly tears for days long gone.

>>3736431
spammed my inbox with scat porn, i am so offended.

>>3737370
I bet you liked every last pic of it.

set as desktop background >>> tiled

lol @ AKBwotas and their stealing of members mail

http://sankei.jp.msn.com/affairs/crime/091116/crm0911161638020-n1.htm
http://www.fnn-news.com/news/headlines/articles/CONN00166684.html

as らぶたん once said, hello project isn't even worth stalking anymore

>>3737493
I didn't think rabutan (or anyone) on ookami stalked anymore. I don't think anyone ever went as far as stealing mail also

the culprit btw, some guy named 渋谷耕太
http://www.lastfm.jp/user/aobuutoo

>>3737493
I thought that with Morning Musume's drop in popularity and public opinion on them getting dimmer and dimmer, it was quite the opposite that happened. I mean, in their last concert Sayumi even openly addressed stalkers in her MC by telling them not to get too much daring. If that's not hitting rock bottom then I don't know what it is.
At least the guy committing this knavery was barely 20, we on the other hand have Lovetan and his equally disgusting and balding middle-aged partner Fujin at the helm of the stalking network.
Now that's some sad shit.

>>3737436
We should care how?

>>3737493

Why would stalkers even bother when the management is already doing all the dirty work for them?
LOL Golden age. More like golden shower.

It's kind of makes you worry. All that guy had to do was lie to the post office. I guess he was too pussy to stalk in person though.

>>3737630
Fuck yeah musume humiliation video!
Upload where

>>3737630
uguuu~ is the camera in good position to catch my cute undie offguard? :3

>>3737702
Who stalked whom??

>>3737712
rabutan, a pussy too.

>>3737710

Well, there's Kei Yasuda staring intently at a blood-drenched cunt rag. I hope you are into this kind of stuff because I think the H!P management definitely was back when they filmed this.

>>3737737
Why would H!P do this themselves? Preposterous!

Lin LIn OP pic for the win!

This thread is bad. Musumes not good girls.

>>3737737
Does she wipe her ass in the end?

>>3737746

So that they could sell copies of the tape on the porn black market for a pretty price, of course.

>>3737706
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Y264SUA6

Password is reinya (lol)

>>3735754
You sure are one retarded uninformed motherfucker.
Let me guess, you just started listening to MM and think current line-up is the best ever.
Oh lawdy...

Post some new pics, everyone's seen the grainy video of them squatting and doing nothing.

You can watch yasuda wrap up her maxi only so many times before you become numb to life.

>>3737811
Reported for nigger pic trolling.

>>3737811
>new

>>3737811
EENF EENF EENF

>>3737826
kohashit doesn't even deserve sperm.

>>3737770
Reinya? Isn't that the tripfaget from kids thread?

>>3737813

LEAVE JOHNSON ALONE

>>3737826
Her babies will all make NEEEIGGHH NEEEIGH noises anyway.
Lol. Kidding only.

>>3737757
Wotas hired a PI to find out whether H!P was involved?

>>3737811

Why? It's always fun to bring it up, it's a testament to how even back in "Golden age" the H!P management was already unprincipled and corrupt to the bone.

>>3737856
They turned over a new leaf now. Get over it.

>>3737862

Yeah, now they are corrupt AND unpopular.

>>3737856
I dunno. The whole idol business is one melting pot of stinking corrupt cheating deal anyways.
Limiting handshakes by slapping their customer's hand, forcing people buy CDs before allowed to meet their waifus... never change.

>>3737866
>Limiting handshakes by slapping their customer's hand, forcing people buy CDs before allowed to meet their waifus... never change.

Which is exactly why Morning Musume's latest concert at Yomiuri Land ended up being a fiasco through and through.
It's truly disheartening how UFA adding just these two limitations created such a big backlash on sales numbers, because it just goes to prove that the majority of H!P fans are overzealous wotas who're there just for the bread and circuses.
Oh, and where was the "foreign support" that someone here ascribe Nanchatte Renai's "record" sales to? Yeah, I guess that's smoke and mirrors as well.

>>3737436
That's an amazing lot of uninteresting mail he pilfered. I can only take it that he loved reading publicity flyers and paying electricity bills on behalf of someone else.

>>3737436
That's an amazing lot of uninteresting mail he pilfered. I can only take it that he loved reading publicity flyers and paying electricity bills on behalf of others.

AKB-SHIT
http://www.verbatim.jp/akb4800/
http://www.verbatim.jp/senshuken/

http://www.home-tv.co.jp/hobitaku/2009/moning_1024.html

>>3738064
Downloadan.

>>3737436
Hahaha, that's fucking awesome.

>>3738069
Links look to be dead ;_;

Also lol, takahasi, mitisige and kozumi. We got some fucking masters programming this site.

>>3738105
>>3738107
Score one for the kids!
I must admit they're pretty manlier than the musume fan girls.

>>3737958
They were also partly responsible for Jab kun's death, cause by his obsession with Jun Jun, wwwwwwwwwww

Post some Koharu old time photos.
Before she graduates like a horse!

>>3738064
That > Have Morning Musume bitches dress up in retarded outfits (well, more retarded than usual) to promote low quality computer peripherals.

>>3738069
>kozumi.wmv
nice

>>3738422
might wanna stay current

>>3738422
I fukken loled. You bastard.

(makes machine noises)

>>3738491
I might, but I don't want to rub your nose into Musume's recent failures too much.

>>3738491
Ok, I'd like a blackcurrant picture please.

>>3738502
What musume successes do we have today?

>>3738069
Wait what is this exactly?

And good god what the hell happened this morning, these people are seriously on troll patrol that early. Faggots stealing mail, I hope he is arrested and put on public trial.

Besides that, good morning /jp/

>>3738422
huurrr i r printor

>>3737833
>snapshot20090912002935.jpg
Hey do you have this full video with the giant circle of H!P girls on Utaban? I misplaced it a while ago.

morning bros

「ソレシカ」誕生から3年あまり。
いつか、「ソレシカ」の声が聞きたい。
そんな思いがついに叶いました。　
モーニング娘。３人の協力で。

Sure, why not.