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>> No.37319879
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there we go

>> No.37319899

If I want to bind a Familiar as my servant, do I have to mindbreak her Witch, first?

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>>37319879
That cow looks kinda weird.
Speaking of cows,
>you have reason to believe that the farm’s cat has been sneaking into the milk storage

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Is this going to be a regular occurrence?

>> No.37319915

>>37319907
its been

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>>37319733
Yes and no.

A tweet from a couple years ago describing a particular manticore:

>Manticores by their nature devour bad men (in a sexual sense). Imagine a Manticora mocking her husband, a soldier of the Order, who still believes that mamono eat people.
>“As I promised, if you let me eat you, I will not harm your friends. However, if you continue to end up in my tail, a Mamono child may be born to me ~
>If this happens, I may "introduce" my daughter to your friends~"

>“What would it be like to watch your friends be devoured by your daughter, who was born thanks to you?
>Hm, what is it? Not what I promised? Then you should stop cumming, right?~
>Ah, you finished again, you really don't know how to stop, right? You need to apologize to your friends. What?"
>“Will Thomas marry the beautiful blonde he met during the vampire expedition?” And poor Jim has secret feelings for Arthur that he doesn’t reveal to anyone, so please don’t offend them?”
>“...Phew ...Good. I will not allow our daughter to hunt them. One of them is likely to become an alp anyway. ”
>After that, the Manticora carefully explained to the Order soldier how the mamono behaved, and after they had a lot of sex for love. Although the Manticora continues to be a bully, but if her man looks just as embarrassed, then such bullying will stop and they will look like a sweet family.

>> No.37319966

>>37319960
I want a mesugaki Manticore to tease me for being a lolicon who likes JC and JK girls!

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>>37319915
one week since you looked at me

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How do I consolidate that I want to worship abs but at the same time ruin them?

>> No.37320002

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4855002&tags=shiki_%28psychedelic_g2%29+tamamo_%28mon-musu_quest%21%29+

For the one asking.

>> No.37320096

>>37319869
This is confusing. Why are we using this when the other one came much earlier. Don't tell me it's /tg/ Black Ops again, because how is that other OP pic /tg/? It's an automaton with some green monster neon skin.

>> No.37320139

>>37320096
It's necron themed with a necron quote.

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>>37320096
short answer: look up what a "necron" is
long answer: the neon green + references to a Tomb World is exactly Necrons from wh40k. and that shit is /tg/.
Mechanicus may or may not be a good game but /jp/ is no place for it either way.

We now return to our regularly scheduled monstergirls

>> No.37320167

Gonna rob the mgc bank, anybody else in?

>> No.37320195

>>37320167
Good goy. Rob the banks, so my wives and I can come up with a media sob story to pull more customers and support in.

>> No.37320200

>>37320195
Fool. Cash isn't the objective, your bearer bonds are going to be fenced to the competition

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>>37320167
>Rob the First World Wurm Bank
>Wurms think it's cute that a bunch of boys wearing masking are asking for stuff
>Think it's Halloween
>Demand they open the vault
>They do
>Gems galore
>You and your crew start stuffing bags
>Wurm teller thinks it's nice you guys like candy so much
>Then she pops a ruby into her mouth and eats it
>Think they're just stupid and don't realize how precious these gems are
>Till you grab a sapphire and lick it
>It tastes like blueberries
>Realize candy is the most precious thing to wurms
>At least the candy is good

>> No.37320250

>>37320245
>All heists are foiled before they even begin
>Often unintentionally

>> No.37320309

>>37320002
Many thanks
I admit Shiki's energy-drain thing isn't really my fetish but I dig his artstyle

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Hehehe

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>>37320321
fufufu~

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Sure cow tits are nice, but have you seen cow butt?

>> No.37320455

>>37320403
Naturally it’s also very good as it will be pressing up against you as you milk her from behind.

>> No.37320502

>>37320403
BARN SMELL

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okay I'll bite slime lady
show me the "squeezy squish"

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>>37320553
Tentacle massage is better

>> No.37320693

>>37320502
I'm going to say, that it smells like a barn here around my minotaur's husband coworker everyday.

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>> No.37320944

I love foxes

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DON'T open this image! it's too lewd 4 jp

>> No.37321018

>>37319869
can you be allergic to monster girls? like, i'm allergic to cats and stuff, would that mean if i had a cheshire wife, would i be allergic to her?

>> No.37321047

>>37320724
Massage the mammaries for the babies

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>>37320987
Ms. Cheshire, that meme is like a decade old now. Please find some new material.
We worry about you sometimes.

>> No.37321083

>>37321018
Mamono mana, son. There's nothing keeping you from being with a monster.

>> No.37321096

>>37321018
Knowing MGE that would just make you extra weak to her.

>> No.37321101

>>37321083
that's what i thought. thanks for comforting me. I don't wanna end up sneezing all day instead of snuggle fucking.

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Desert girls are dangerous.

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what its mean when elf look at u liek dis???

>> No.37321175

>>37321148
>no tails
I’m moving north.

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>> No.37321359

>>37321217
Buddy, I think you forgot to add that single mention of monster girls in your post this time, now it's 100% off-topic

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>>37321076
>filename
anon dont do this to me
I'm gonna start posting bogies

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>Pathetic.

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How can you tell if the Plague Doctor in your adventuring party is really a Human as she claims and not just some kind of avian-type monster in disguise?

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Submit. Now.

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>> No.37322274

>>37322104
Bet she can hear you sigh at work, when cooking dinner at home with radio on, with those ears.

>> No.37322629

>>37321633
>Anons been a bad boy
>He's scared there's a clown under his bed
>"Y-you can't get me up here" he says quietly
>Muffled "I can do anything" can be heard from under the bed
>Anon won't be sleeping tonight
>Mostly on account of being raped by said clown.

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>tfw it's been more than a decade since MGU was exposed but there's still people who genuinely think a setting where you get an ideal waifu and most human problems are solved by horny magic is a "dystopia"

>tfw you have read the World Guides and some of Kenkou's Q&A sessions and you have to listen to some normie telling you you would realize how dark it is if you "paid attention to the lore", then regurgitating the same old memes about humanity being genocided and men being forced to fuck 24/7

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A dog that'll keep you warm this fall

>> No.37322799

>>37322740
For some reason it's a common view to think mge is about being brutalized into ego death.

>> No.37322801

>>37322629
He should've hidden under the blankets. Monsters legally can't get you there

>> No.37322882

>>37322799
Goes to show how autistic missinfo can ruin shit.

>> No.37322951

>>37322882
It's very annoying to see mge come up in a monstergirl discussion and have a bunch of retards acting like it's some awful hellworld.

>> No.37323057

>>37320245
based crypto futa poster

>> No.37323135

>>37322799
Most westerners have been ideologically conditioned to reject nice things hand happiness. There's a chronic shortage of trust, and the only thing most people allow themselves to focus on is the 'catch'. It's how they cope with something which they'd otherwise believe to be too good to be true.

>> No.37323159

>>37322801
This is why I sleep in a blanket burrito, complete defense from rape

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Shhh...

>> No.37323329

>>37323135
>It's how they cope with something which they'd otherwise believe to be too good to be true.
Now I really want a story about a man like that accidentally accepting a demons contract and constantly being super paranoid since she tires her best to make him happy.

>> No.37323330

>>37323186
I am going to place myself into the arms of a sleeping wock

>> No.37323339

>>37322882
Misinformation, plus people rejecting new information in favor of old incomplete information to fit their narrative better, plus some people straight making shit up

>> No.37323359

>>37321175
>I'm moving north.
Move far enough north and you'll find the elusive Snownubis with extra thick tails for their permanent winters, ask nicely before ruffling their fluff!

>> No.37323385

>>37322951
>Vaginas everywhere
AAAAHHHH I'M TURNING WELSH!

>> No.37323428

>>37320572
Are those eyes or spots on her torso? And are they erogenous zones?

>> No.37323434

I still can't believe MGE is set on a flat earth.

>> No.37323470

>>37322801
>Hellhound breaks into your home
>You're in your bed so you hide underneath your blankets
>The hellhound screams in frustration since she can't legally rape you anymore.

>> No.37323485

>>37323434
It is? I only remember KC saying it was several times larger than earth.

>> No.37323494

>>37323485
Yeah, it was in one of the old Q&As.

>> No.37323557

>>37323494
Might have been an Enty thing actually.

>> No.37323568

>>37323494
Well it's a magical realm so why the fuck not?

>> No.37323686

>>37323470
>your blankets becomes an ittan mommen

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>>37321018
Reject kot, embrace Witch.

>> No.37323838

>>37323470
>She didn't cuddle you instead of raping you until morning, then raping you once you woke up

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>> No.37323893

>>37323838
Hellhounds don’t do cuddly shit like that, could you imagine how much of a laughing stock she’d be if she cuddled him like some yeti

>> No.37323912

But guys! The monster world is dystopic. How else can I go out and adventure,be a murder hobo and kill and destroy things I do not like!?

Ahhhh!!! Help me Emperor of Mankind, Deus Vult!

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>>37323838
>she lies beside him instead
>start to confidently seduce and tease him
by the morning sun he will be the one begging to be raped

>> No.37323936

>>37323893
This is why she has her hubby and the rest still are single cause the blanket strat is too string otherwise

>> No.37323980

How many kids do hellhounds want?

>> No.37323999

>>37319869
Newfag here, are there any EN Encyclopedia here?

>> No.37324014

>>37323702
I knew I regocnised that bitch
she tried to deny a man his catgirl

>> No.37324027

>>37323999
What do you mean by en encyclopedia? English translation of MGE?
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia read it up until it gets nuked in 10 days

>> No.37324037

>>37323912
>a world where f*males are in charge
>not dystopic

>> No.37324046

>>37323980
Enough to fill a demonic legion.

>> No.37324074

>>37324037
No one said females are in charge. Why do you think having a wife that loves you would diminish your position in the society?

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>>37323494
Not necessarily flat, as I recall he only said the MGE world is not a planet per se.

>> No.37324151

>>37324118
What's that little baph thinking right now?

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>>37323329
Reminds me of the "conqueror demon" scenario KC tweeted about. Said demon doesn't mind break the guy into happiness, but rather addresses causes of his unhappiness.

>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)

>~The conqueror Demon~

>> No.37324182

>>37324151
"Ufufufufu."

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>>37324014
How can you possibly be so incorrect? Denying the man from suffering allergies and anaphylaxis, you mean. She can't cook and laughs like a peasant. Witches are the superior choice for shota heroes.
>>37324027
Is there a backup/transition, or is the show over?

>> No.37324239

>>37324188
Okay, its been years since ive seen the anime
but I remember her usung her magic to give him cat allergies just so the main girl couldn't get close

>> No.37324241

>>37324074
>all monster territory is ruled by women
>monsters generally just accept the more retarded or unlawful monsters rampaging and doing whatever they want
>society at all of it's levels is ruled by women
>all the gods are female or have been turned female
>the female demon lord will essentially be the new chief god of the world

>> No.37324252

>>37324188
>Is there a backup/transition, or is the show over?

Aside from MGE volume 2, Monster Girl Redux has pretty much everything the wiki has as far as lore written down.

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>>37324239
So the choisc was between a demon slaying gun-mage childhood friend and a catgirl swordswoman that was also sorta childhood friend?

>> No.37324295

>>37324188
>Is there a backup/transition, or is the show over?
Unless someone makes a new site (like ded mgewiki) it's ogre, only MGR remains but forum is not nearly as comfy for browsing as wiki
Also this wiki purge is probably because navy collabed with fandom few months ago
>United States Navy Hired Wiki Company Fandom to Manage Twitch Streams
Navy alps ruin everything

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>>37324241
Untrue on multiple points:

There are human male rulers in a number of monster friendly nations, notably the emperor of one of the Mist continent factions.

Many monsters obey local human rulers above even the Mamono Lord. Cities don't have much of any "rampaging" going on unless it's part of the city's culture.

Incubus khepri kings and the Hero beg to differ. Even in Lescatie the former king Castor is still regarded by many monsters and humans as a ruler of Lescatie due to his great influence.

There are male gods, including Bacchus (potentially, it's unclear), and at least one that's only been mentioned in tweets so far I think (maybe it's Hephasteus, I can't recall).

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>>37324239
>housekeeping failure kot getting close while domestic expert and skilled fighting kappa is nearby
You realize that the feline couldn't win even if everyone played fair, nano?

>> No.37324356

>>37324270
It got a harem ending so all was well in the end (albeit the poor guy wasn't even conscious during the first orgy).

>> No.37324391

>>37324354
that dude had a monstergirl harem before it was cool

>> No.37324399

>>37324252
That's good.
>>37324295
Ah that's a shame. The wiki was a comfy browse.

>> No.37324442

>>37324391
Can't believe he let the bloodsucking air demon get in his harem. That's what happens when you don't have the spine to say no.

>> No.37324451

>>37324442
The anime version of her sucking his blood was so hot though.

>> No.37324469

>>37324332
>Cities don't have much of any "rampaging" going on unless it's part of the city's culture.
Tell us more about these horrible cities full of rampaging. So we can avoid them and their awful culture.

>> No.37324472

>>37324332
>human rulers
They're all just puppet governors with no real power or they get all their ideas from wife, the monsters just let them play king.

>the Hero
He always just lets his wife and daughters do whatever they want, while KC said he argues with the DL this doesn't show in practice in any way. He's not "The Hero" anymore, he's just the DL's husband.

>unless it's part of the city's culture.
And it always is.

>There are male gods
Only because they haven't gotten got yet.

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>>37324163
It's not their overwhelming sexual power that mind breaks you. It's the fact how overwhelmingly and unconditionally they love you that does the job.

>> No.37324502

>>37324241
How many times will you embarras yourself, having your lies exposed before you finally stop coming here, and go talk about grimdark worlds in grimdark settings on the board dedicated for them?
>all monster territory is ruled by women
Lescaite and Dragonia not the only monster territories in the world, Zipangu has male emperor. Mist continent has male emperors. Dragonia literally doesn't have a king only because the ruler is too shy to speak to a boy.
>monsters generally just accept the more retarded or unlawful monsters rampaging and doing whatever they want
Trying to find someone to love and cherish is not rampaging. You sound like a bitter 3dpd feminist.
>society at all of it's levels is ruled by women
Literally untrue, men hold high positions in every monster kingdom, including the top ones, as was mentioned.
Most of the staff of Lescaite that wasn't corrupt stayed in power after monsters taking over.
Even in Dragonia that had dragons ruling it for longer than monster girls exist, there are men in positions of power.
The only two species that don't give power to men - Dark Elves and Amazon have their societies organised separately from other monsters, indicating that it's not a norm.
>all the gods are female or have been turned female
Literally untrue, what the fuck. Do you even bother reading the encyclopedia before hating the setting? The other guy named one god we know is male.
>the female demon lord will essentially be the new chief god of the world
The marriage of the Chosen Hero and the Demon Lord. They can't do shit without one another and they have equal say in the rule.
The only reason Lilim are usualy in high positions is because Lilith and Hero can't have sons yet. I bet that as soon as they are born they will enjoy equal power and position in monster society as their sisters.

>> No.37324506

>>37324037
Don't compare mamono to h*uman females.

>> No.37324515

>>37324472
>Only because they haven't gotten got yet.

Are you suggesting all the male gods are homosexual or want to be women? Because that's the only way they'd become women. Heck, we don't actually know of any gods that became women. Poseidon was female to begin with in the MGE, hence why she monsterized.

As for your other points, you don't seem willing to listen if you're going to disregard all the male rulers as puppets despite what the author himself says.

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>>37324472
>human rulers
>just puppets
rude, my demon assistant says I'm a good mayor

>> No.37324523

>>37324472
>They're all just puppet governors with no real power or they get all their ideas from wife, the monsters just let them play king.
Citation needed
>He always just lets his wife and daughters do whatever they want, while KC said he argues with the DL this doesn't show in practice in any way. He's not "The Hero" anymore, he's just the DL's husband.
A straight up lie
>And it always is.
Citation needed
>Only because they haven't gotten got yet.
Citation needed

>> No.37324536

>>37324451
She was all "I have to rub up against him to taste his blood!". In fact there was a lot of hump molesting of that guy for very little reason.
>"Wet humping is the best form of healing."
>"My humongous tits are lonely from serving tea."
>"I'm jealous of the cat."
>"I need to murder him with allergic reactions because I am worst girl."
All wasted on him because he faints constantly like a Victorian noblewoman.

>> No.37324557

>>37324472
>>unless it's part of the city's culture.
>And it always is.
Tell me more about men's lower social position in the Land of the Four Souls.

>> No.37324636

>>37324536
At least the allergy went away eventually if I recall right.

>> No.37324699

>>37324520
Your demon assistant needs to lay off the doughnuts

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>>37324502
>Dark Elves and Amazons give the power of the hearth and home to men
>but this is not giving men power
Woke propaganda has run amok and damaged your brain. Get back in the kitchen so you can recover, fren. You make humans look such an ungrateful species. Domestic power is the superior power and giving it to humans is an actu of trust. But humans can rise to positions of military or other kinds of power if they are willing to accept superior culture and traditions.

>> No.37324717

>>37324472
>And it always is.

Land of the Four Gods, ruled by monsters and yet their culture emphasizes balance in all things, and while more loosely disciplined than human nations they're still fairly disciplined. To quote:

>In the day, even monsters practice temperance in matters of the flesh and live rationally and responsibly. In the night, all the energy bottled up in the day is let out as the monsters show their husbands just how lascivious they can be.

>> No.37324751

>>37324636
It did, but childhood housecat should've been 2nd or 3rd girl. Still, that manga was a fun ride. Sure he was a wimp, but his willingness to step in front of attacks for his harem won me over.

>> No.37324784

>>37324717
>daytime: normal life
>nighttime: unlimited rape works
Very balanced senpai.

>> No.37324792

>>37324751
I myself was frustrated that while the cat got the love confession she didn't get first dibs on his body, and that he didn't even get to be conscious of the orgy. At least it ended with her declaring all that sex didn't count so he wasn't going to sleep again until they had sex.

>> No.37324819

>>37324717
The humans are still just cumpumps except only at night.

>> No.37324828
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>>37324819
You just keep telling yourself that anon.

>> No.37324835

>>37324705
Here kitty kitty kitty. Pspspspsppspspspspspsps

>> No.37324844
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>>37319869

>> No.37324860
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37324860

Stop replying to /tg/fags. Also Elves > your favorite monster.

>> No.37324869

>>37324819
>>37324828
Whenever someone gets mad at monster girls having turbo libido, I always assume it's some stray /tg/fag trying to water down "monster girls" into generic fantasy monster folk.

>> No.37324877

>>37324480
>"I'll never lose to monster pussy!"
>Well about about losing to a delicious home cooked meal every day?
>"... shit"

>> No.37324879
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>>37324860
I want that elf to be my momster

>> No.37324880

>>37324869
It's because their gay. Who looks at women being literally horny on main & loyal for life, and goes "Oh no, this is terrible"?

>> No.37324886

>>37324792
On that matter, I have no sympathy for kot. The allergy didn't stop her from half-assedly molesting him. But compared to almost everybody else, kot's molestation was jobbing. Witch straightforwardly invited him into her magic castle, she even got a hotel room for it. And kappa rubbed off on him at the first opportunity. Himori has herself to blame for not getting first dibs; that kot was a slacker unless you gave her a blade. But it's a harem, so she can schedule her low quality molestation and try again.

>> No.37324890

>>37324844
what is that devious fox doing?

>> No.37324893
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>>37324860
Bunch of bitchy lanklets.

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>>37324893
Say what now

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>>37324893
what?

>> No.37324913

>>37324877
>succ lay naked on anon’s bed
>anon is unimpressed
>succ wears a frumpy sweater and presents him a home cooked meal
>anon throws a wedding ring at her
would always lose to comfy and love

>> No.37324922
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>>37324879
Are you interested in an egyptian elf momster

>> No.37324923

>>37324895
If elves looked like this, their sense of superiority would have been justified.

>> No.37324925

>>37324835
Quick question, how do you type out the sound humans make while they're mounted at the breakfast table? The one they make before they collapse and moan in a puddle of sexual fluids and syrup.

>> No.37324926

>>37324922
I'm willing to start the bidding on that brown elf.

>> No.37324929

>>37324922
I can't deny my choccy milk addiction

>> No.37324949

>>37324819
Very inefficient setup they have there. Wonderland has evolved past such limitations and instituted a 48 hour a day cumpumping schedule.

>> No.37324972

>>37321676
great stonking hips

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>>37324860
Poor poor humans

>> No.37325011

>>37324869
>KC the /tg/fag
I knew it. That game was a big red flag.

>> No.37325013

>>37324897
Why are these elves so chunky? Thought elves were supposed to be lithe and flat?

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37325021

>>37325013
winter weight that they still haven't lost

>> No.37325035

>>37324925
やめて ください

>> No.37325039

>>37324502
>Zipangu has male emperor. Mist continent has male emperors
Their jobs are appleasing the godlike monsters who are actually in charge. You can't expect anyone to believe monsters like ryus and inaris care anything about what a human emperor thinks, if they obey they "obey" only because the policy is dictated by them in the first place.
>Even in Dragonia that had dragons ruling it for longer than monster girls exist, there are men in positions of power.
Citation needed

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>>37324922
last origin looks like a magical place

>> No.37325050
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>>37325013
Elves can adapt to any biome and can have any bodytype and look you imagine. They're the humans of monsters.

>> No.37325054

>>37325013
Human cuisine mogs elf cuisine. Bark, jerky, and roots can't compete against human fare. Elves btfo yet again.

>> No.37325061
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Hmph! Bet you haven't even read the complete Western Canon and the Four Great Classics of China!

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>>37325045
Indeed

>> No.37325092

>>37325050
>Did you know Haku-sensei read 37 books?
>What all at the same time?
L-lewd.

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>> No.37325154

>>37325035
Based and civilization pilled.

>> No.37325158

>>37325145
Wurm Ritter

>> No.37325160

>>37325145
>wurm keeps crashing through walls because she can’t see

>> No.37325177

>>37325145
>she looks scary
>doesn't speak much
>is actually a big softie
>has no friends due to how scary she looks
>acts kinda creepy due to that fact

>> No.37325186

>>37325050
>mascot has underwear
Disgusting. They truly are the humans of monsterkind. Very sad, many such cases.

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Toxoplasmosis got me having a mighty need for kots. Please send kots to ease my symptoms of this illness.

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>>37325225

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>>37325225
>has toxoplasmosis
>asks for more kot
Ngmi. You might as well put on a spaghetti western and light a cordite candle.

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>>37325225

>> No.37325295

>>37324188
>Is there a backup/transition, or is the show over?
I believe they're looking for a new host and there's backups of all the text.
>>37324295
Always knew the navy was gay.

>> No.37325437

>>37325272
I don't even watch whatever this kot is from but every time I see her I want to kiss that scar, poor little thing

>> No.37325447

>>37325021
>elf tries to be seductive
>anon instead just molests her pudge
Dumb elves

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>>37325447
>she got a man
>She doesn't need to seduce him
smart elves

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>>37325447
Elf wins as usual

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>>37325225
Take your kot medicine

>> No.37325614
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>> No.37325627

>>37325614
Do demons taste like blueberries?

>> No.37325631

>>37325473
>thinks her Anon Daki Deluxe counts as a husband
nerd elves

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>>37325631
They are really well made dakis

>> No.37325724

>>37325684
>tfw you notice that they have a weird rune on them

>> No.37325757

>>37325684
>>37325724
MGC makes the best onaholes around, self lubricating and all, they almost feel like the real thing.

>> No.37325787
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Are Dark Elves cute?

>> No.37325803

>>37325757
>spend time with your onahole
>go downstairs afterwards for a snack
>find momster passed out, face down on the kitchen table
>seems to be a puddle collecting under her seat
momsters are weird

>> No.37325805

>>37325787
when they're removed from their culture

>> No.37325809

>>37325039
Even if that were true (and there's no evidence it is), you've conspicuously avoided mentioning the khepri kings who rule parts of the old desert kingdoms.

>> No.37325811
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>>37325787
No. They're the cutest.

>> No.37325818

>>37325724
>tfw you wake up in the bed of that fat old otaku dragon that lives next door but can’t move

>> No.37325827
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>>37325805
But they're cruel by nature, it's not their fault anon. Just let her whip a tiny bit.

>> No.37325838

>>37325803
I want to see what a MGC tit mouse pad is like.

>> No.37325839

>>37325827
Like Devo?

>> No.37325851

>>37319960

Why is she kissing him with her pussy

Seems kinda weird

>> No.37325853

>>37325839
Whip you*, oopsie

>> No.37325862

>>37325838
Fucking huge titties

>> No.37325878

>>37325827
Dark elves aren't cruel. They are lustful and aggressive.

>> No.37325928

What's a proper thank you to my dragon friend who recently saved me from some order members?

>> No.37325942

>>37325787
The back of her hand is.

>> No.37325961

>>37325928
Bring her to the next church social. There must have been a misunderstanding at the last bake sale.

>> No.37325964

>>37325928
Eat her out, lick her clit and fuck her

>> No.37325969

>>37325928
Paizuri.

>> No.37325972

>>37325964

>T. Dragon

>> No.37325976

>>37325928
Shove a gold piece up your ass then give it to her.

>> No.37325988

>>37325964
>>37325969
This is for a friend d anons not a sex friend or lover

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>>37325878
They whip poor innocent anons until they cry

>> No.37326003

>>37325928
Steal her most valuable gem, jerk off on her hoard, apply T pose for dominance

>> No.37326004

>>37325988
It’s only right, she’d suck your dick, lick your tip and fuck you if you saved her

>> No.37326007
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What mamono would you invite to your court? An exiled Pharaoh with solid claims? A demon spymaster? How about a famous dark mage?

>> No.37326009

>>37325928
Invite her for barbecue.

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>>37325997
Haha imagine being owned by one.

>> No.37326025

>>37325997
Penis tears are feature, not a bug.

>> No.37326045

>>37325988
But that’s what friends do in dragon society!

>> No.37326064

>>37325988
Friends do oral sex and tit fucking.

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>>37326007
>get invited by Deonora to join Dragonia's court
>go there
>deonora is still way too shy to actually ask you out so you end up just sitting in the corner during court, with her sweating and acting as important and powerful as she can with you watching

>> No.37326092

>>37326019
Would you cry from your penis?

>> No.37326103

>>37326090
I know in the Korea MGE fansites she's actually a very popular character, with lots of jokes about her being an old hag virgin. You can see some of it here in the comments; https://arca.live/b/breaking/35804802

>> No.37326118

>>37326090
Time to be the sexiest jester I can be, I was made for this!

>> No.37326124
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Harem outfits are severely underrated

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>>37326092
Probably. I would have finally found my place. UNDER FAT ELF BOOTY

>> No.37326133
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>>37326103
the chesh pic comes from here, look

>> No.37326180

>>37326103
Now that it has come up, she looks very thirsty.
>>37326126
>chest booty is fatter than lower booty
Elves booties need the human touch. No wonder the man's place in elf society is making sandwiches. It makes you wonder who the true rulers are, doesn't it?

>> No.37326200

>>37325838
>squish the tit pad to see how soft it is
>hear a giggle in the wall as you poke it
uh oh

>> No.37326202
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>>37326126
Based

>> No.37326235

>>37326200
>tfw its purple

>> No.37326239

>>37326202
Both of those elves have been HUMAN'D so hard, that they welcome their new sandwich making overloards.

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>>37326202
Retired elf generals deserve all the worship, massages, oils etc.

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>>37326133
A lot of neat little reaction images of Shiro and some other girls wonder if they made more of them over there

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>>37319869

>> No.37326288
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>>37326249
I find this one kinda funny

>> No.37326293

So AFAIK Korea has a decent MGE fanbase. What about China/Taiwan? Haven't heard much about them, Iirc there isn't even a Chinese version of MGE on sad panda. I know there is one waifufag from Hong Kong but that's about it.

>> No.37326301

>>37326243
>loose fitting undergarments
>hungry look
She is gonna loose to the san/d/wich.

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>>37326288
>>37326249
>>37326133
>stickerfag

>> No.37326337

>>37326288
>the weak should fear the strong

>> No.37326356

>>37323339
>old incomplete information
It wasn’t incomplete, it was straight up made up.
People just wrote their own captions for the then-untranslated material and ran with it.

>> No.37326361

>>37326288
>please stay away from my husband, snake-chan

>> No.37326376
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>>37326301
It can't be helped

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>what every shirohebi hubby has to go through every morning

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>>37326007
Any aspiring human noble should get mamono bodyguards at least. Highly recommended.

>> No.37326418

>>37326243
>retired elf general
>worked so hard that she never captured a husband during the many battles
>has to “settle” for slave anon
>at least he looks cute doing chores around the house
>and seems rather eager to rub massage oil all over her

>> No.37326446

>>37326400
why are these so small?

>> No.37326453

>>37326403
There's going to be a lot of questions when all of my big, muscular brown bodyguards get pregnant at the same time.

>> No.37326455

>>37326376
That is as it should be. What is that symbol to the left side?

>> No.37326466

>>37326403
Nah, I'll just get a big meaty hag jester to keep me safe

>> No.37326479

>>37326453
>why did it take so long
>why did he think the rapes would stop in the 3rd trimester

>> No.37326502

>>37326455
Artist nuked his Pixiv, but it's clearly some Warhammer shit.
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/tg/search/image/4Aj2FmMCz8dOUPrH7efvDg/

>> No.37326517

>>37326455
>>37326502
Yeah the symbol is from a video game. You can just ignore that. I just like my dom elves.

>> No.37326524

>>37326502
>>37326517
Okay. But what does the symbol mean? Is it lewd?

>> No.37326530

>>37326453
>why are all your guards pregnant king anon?
>to increase our guard supply
>why did they all move into your bed chambers king anon?
>to make sure that our new guards grow well
>why did you name your bodyguards queens of the realm?
>important jobs deserve important titles
being a king sure is hard work

>> No.37326558

>>37326524
It's related to a dungeon/prison mechanic.
Dungeons are often very lewd in MGE I suppose

>> No.37326559

>>37326293
The chinese side is alright, they hate the western side because that hong kong fag you referenced constantly shows them grimdark, monster boy, etc from the western side

>> No.37326607

>>37326558
>lewd dungeon
>elves
Checks out. I'm now interested in the elves B&B industry.

>> No.37326656

>>37326007
>>An exiled Pharaoh
>old Anubis has been preparing for years to restore the kingdom's former glory and let the rightful queen regain her throne
>she ventured far to find the Pharaoh and her search led her to a distant place, a city of glass and steel
>she had a bad feeling when it turned out the supposed whereabouts of her old master were in the poor part of the city
>and reaching the decrepit flat did not make her feel at ease
>and her heart nearly gave out when she found who she was looking for
>the Pharaoh sitting on a sleeping, slovenly man's lap on a worn-out armchair
>she chugs the rest of her beer and drops the empty can on the floor, which attracts attention of one of the Devil Bugs in the room that checks it to see if there's something left inside
>"My Liege, I beg of thee, your kingdom needs you!"
>"Nobody there caresh anymore... and I ain't leavin' my... my king..."
>Anubis finally manages to convince the Pharaoh to return, on the condition her "king" comes with her
>...which means his Devil Bug harem also gets to go
>two years later, the kingdom is once more prospering under its queen
>the king consort is surprisingly presentable and competent after he cleaned up, so now he's liked by their subjects too
>everyone just pretends the Devil Bugs that have to keep themselves clean are Khepri

>> No.37326664
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>>37326607
Spending your holiday in the elf kingdom dungeons worshipping elf thighs!

>> No.37326683

>>37326664
Come for the fine dining and hospitality! Stay because they won't let you leave!

>> No.37326689

>>37326656
>>everyone just pretends the Devil Bugs that have to keep themselves clean are Khepri
I like that. Fun seeing not!egypt themed non-desert mamono. Like succubi and so on.

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>> No.37326724

>>37326664
>>37326683
>"It's not slavery, it's just enduring he doesn't go back to that horrible homeland through a minor reclassification from guest to indentured servant"

>> No.37326727

>>37326656
>trailer park pharaoh
>floors so clean that you can eat off them
>floors so clean that people actually do eat off of them
Hawt.

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>>37326530
At least your bed is always warm and comfy at night.

>> No.37326744

>>37326730
Even for those of us not sleeping in the lit fireplace?

>> No.37326769

>>37326656
>>37326689
>devil bugs that keep themselves clean
How would that work?

>> No.37326788

>>37326769
Under the stern eye of desert kiki

>> No.37326797

>>37326744
>Being in an adventuring party of 4 camping for the night
>the three other party members are mamono
>Salamander party member is sleeping inside the huge fire she created before going to bed.

>> No.37326808

>>37326724
>get classified as guest
>will be deported in a few months
>mail is full of job offers from the Hospitality and Sandwich Bureau
>tfw a slave contract gives a permanent CEO-grade salary and full coverage

>> No.37326818
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>>37326788
>>37326689
Kikis and succs in all flavors!

>> No.37326836

>>37326808
Anon please, these are high elves, they'd never stoop so low as to use slaves.
Such wanton cruelty is beneath them.

You'll just be entered into indentured servitude for the rest of your natural and unnatural life

>> No.37326840

>>37326788
>>37326818
what does a desert maid look like?

>> No.37326842

>>37326730
>royal bed warmer
>just a soft salamander that didn’t make it in the royal guards
>the envy of the castle as she gets to spend all night with king anon

>> No.37326850

>>37326788
>devil bugs and a stern kiki
>nude mud wrestling
They would have to do this every day. In public. How terrible and gross hahah.

>> No.37326852

>>37326842
Hey, being that soft and that comfy takes hard work

>> No.37326856

>>37322774
Neo geo undies? hahahahaha! what a nerd!

>> No.37326866

>>37326842
>sleepy soft and meaty salamander welcoming you and calling for you to join her in bed every evening
Good god. There would be non-stop mating.
>>37326850
Their lord demands it!

>> No.37326870
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>>37326840
Browner of course. I do think we have some art of a desert kiki.

>> No.37326873
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>>37323385
>AAAAHHHH I'M TURNING WELSH!
Were-sheep mamonos start taking a lot more notice...

>> No.37326877

>>37326852
>t. Soft sally munching on cakes

>> No.37326885

>>37326873
>were-sheep with welsh accents

>> No.37326908

>>37326877
Hey!
She eats over a tray thank you very much.
Can't get crumbs in the bed

>> No.37326909

>>37326885
don't do this to me anon

>> No.37326910

>>37326683
>>37326664
>>37326724
>getting to fuck perfect elven thighs
I would confess everything after the first thrust

>> No.37326920

>>37326866
Based slob consort.

>> No.37326933

>>37326836
They can stop my dick, but they can't stop muh freedom!

>> No.37326968
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37326968

I can't fully trust to elfposters. Even if their pictures have a different filename.

>> No.37326969

>>37326910
Like what?
How beautiful she is?
How you love her regal demeanor?
That you don't mind that she has a full bookshelf of elf on human erotica?

>> No.37326981

>>37326933
Anon please, stopping your dick is the last thing they want

>> No.37327021

>>37326968
How perfidious! These distasteful elffags must be punished to the full extent of monster law!

>> No.37327027
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I am going to go illegally emiragte to elven lands, go under a noble house of milfy elves and be their gardener/boytoy for their silence

>> No.37327044

>>37326969
I hadn't thought that far. Confessing how much I love elves is start I guess. Though something tells me they are after more useful stuff like actual intel.

>>37326968
Well if it helps I got said picture from here. Also I took a break for a month from this place and I don't go to any other monster girl thread. I just like haughty elves

>> No.37327071

>>37326981
Then my phallus will point unerringly towards freedom. I will thrust my way out of this surprisingly well furnished prison! Foolish elves to think that hiding the keys in their hot dripping pussies could ever stop my lust for freedom. Humanity 1 Elves 0.

>> No.37327073

>>37327044
No no, you can start by confessing what you like about her, Intel an come later

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>>37327021
10 years of hard labor breaking stone in the quarry! With their dicks!

>> No.37327128

>>37327073
Man, how would you even start find words to describe and praise elven beauty when you actually encounter it?
>I LOVED FUCKING YOUR THIGHS THEY ARE PERFECT

>> No.37327166
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37327166

How do I get molested and raped by elves?

>> No.37327181

>>37327166
Fail to pay tribute, rebel and fail.

>> No.37327192

>>37327181
what about dressing like a whore?

>> No.37327194
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>>37319869
I'm gonna ask my boss out for a date!

>> No.37327204

>>37327192
>These uncouth humans need to be guided.

>> No.37327216

I am usually in pajamas when at home (which is most of the time). They have a habit of falling down especially when I am carrying food. Monsters like amazons, ocelomehs and dark elves would a field day with me.

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>>37327216

>> No.37327258

>>37327166
Rape and molest them. They’ll get mad at your poor rape and molestation and show you how to do it right

>> No.37327259

>>37327204
No, I don't. I am lewd and I want to stay that way, it doesn't mean I WANT to be raped. It means I am not opposed by the thought of it

>> No.37327276
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>> No.37327278

>>37327194
>go into kraken boss’s office to give reports
>always leave covered in tentacle hickeys
what does she mean by this?

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>>37327276

>> No.37327298

>>37327194
She looks like she's a weeb

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>>37327278
Figure it out yourself.

>> No.37327338

>>37327278
>>she still hasn't truly molested

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>> No.37327407

>>37327259
>elffag doesn't want to be raped
Ngmi without the help of Master 625's sandwich no jutsu.

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>>37327292

>> No.37327502

>>37327477
gonna put my face in that hat and see what’s there

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>>37327487

>> No.37327558

>>37327507
>ice bully keeps shoving her cold tits in your face
>freezes your hands to the desk so she can molest you freely
>talk back? Get icicle’d

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>> No.37327589

>>37327558
I'm sure the school's pharaoh will save me!

>> No.37327708
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mari

>> No.37327718
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imagine losing to this. how utterly mortifying. couldnt be me

>> No.37327733

>>37327589
>saving you
>she takes over bullying you from ice bully
How will ice bully get her man back now?

>> No.37327752

>>37327558
>Icicle Sign: Frosty Tits

>> No.37327792

>>37327589
>>37327733
>anon is caught between the student council and the school's delinquent gang

>> No.37327814

>>37327733
what's the pharaoh going to do to him?

>> No.37327825

>>37327708
Is she an eternal 17 year old?

>> No.37327833

>>37327825
No she's a whore

>> No.37327853

>>37327792
>Literally
>They're pressing their boobs against him pretty hard.

>> No.37327878

>>37326293
There's a big chinese discord for it I think. They also have hard translations of a couple of the books

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>>37327814
>use anon's back as a seat while she does paperwork
>makes him sit and listen to her boring speeches
>has him run errands like a good little boy
>has her pet snake "attack" anon and pretend to almost eat him
very mean pharaoh

>> No.37327905

>>37327558
>>37327733
>tfw you just wanted to draw

>> No.37327906
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>>37327166
Keep teasing them until they snap

>> No.37327912

>>37327906
Impressive backboob

>> No.37327932

>>37327903
Ice bully will have to get him back quick before the she makes her move at the school dance

>> No.37327946
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>>37324442
>>37324451
Ageha a best.

>> No.37328013

>>37325684
Look at how flat she is

>> No.37328025

>>37327718
>Every part of her body is a weakness
>"Passive: Can only be damaged by her husband"
So the goal of the fight is to fuck her until her body recognizes you as the husband, at which point you can start dealing massive damage. at which point you need to bring her down to 5% of her orgasm limit and then creampie her to knock her up.
Basic stuff really.

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>>37327733
The JS tsuraras and pharaohs are nicer.

And almost as horny.

>> No.37328073

>>37327932
>day before school dance is a flurry of all the bullies capturing anon from each other
>as anon gets tossed around like a trophy, he can only think one thing
>"I don't even like dancing"

>> No.37328093

>>37328031
The ancient egypt has some pretty tasty pears

>> No.37328116

>tfw ywn get raised by a family of bogies to be the best and most agile clown you could ever be

>> No.37328153

>imagine going to school
lmao, just gonna go to the pranksters paradise

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>>37319869

>> No.37328206

>>37328186
After reading Hanabi's slime girl doujin I developed newfound interest in Shoggs since they can imprison me in their body forcing me to cum for days inside them

>> No.37328242

>>37328116
>tfw ywn learn the secret three ring pratfall technique

>> No.37328261
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>maids present themselves
>reprimand them for impractical outfits and unprofessional decorum
>it make them wetter
god damn it

>> No.37328285

>>37328261
thats why you get their single haku maid teacher to scold them instead

>> No.37328375

Are monstergirls perfect yet? As the objections people had earlier were proven to either be misunderstandings and/or retconned out? or is there still some stuff you find to be iffy?

>> No.37328381
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Silly hors ears

>> No.37328400

Arent kikis supposed to be kind and loyal?! mine calls me a slob and poured a glass of water on my head after I asked for soda instead while giving me a death stare, wtf.

>> No.37328410

>>37328261
>threaten to clean for them if they misbehave
That’ll put those kinky kikis in there place

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>>37328400

>> No.37328444

>>37328400
>>37328422
This is Abuse.

>> No.37328472

>>37328422
Wow, someone wants to be fired?

>> No.37328473

>>37328400
Mine just keep making me eat purple jello.
Something up with this kiki.

>> No.37328490

>>37328093
>The ancient egypt has some pretty tasty pears
Wintertown too.
Source: just take my word for it

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>>37328472
>anon's had it up to here with his kiki maid
>one day, he decides enough is enough
>gets tight up in her face and tells her she's fired, and to get out of the house
>she just smiles sweetly
>"I'm sorry, Master. I'm afraid I can't do that."

>> No.37328595

>>37328534
time to break out the pocket shoggy

>> No.37328630

>>37328595
>mastah reaches into pocket for his trusty pocketshog
>wait
>it's not there
>kiki holds up a jar full of a sloshing purple goo with angry eyes
Kiki was planned for all possible developments

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>>37328381
silly hors boobs

>> No.37328655

>>37328400
That is loyal.
>>37328534
>watermelon
I still don't get the reference.

>> No.37328656

>>37324188
it's getting ported over to mirahaze from what i've heard

>> No.37328660

>>37328630
what a horrible nightmare

>> No.37328669
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>>37328400
>>37328422
>>37328472
>>37328534
>>37328595
>>37328630

>> No.37328689

>>37328630
>thinking you can outsmart mastah
jokes on her, she used the shog jar

>> No.37328690

>>37324860
basic taste

>> No.37328722

>>37328669
Please be patient. Kiki is a maid, not an actor.

>> No.37328767
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37328767

>>37324860
Dark Elves > High Elves > Forest Hippies

>> No.37328790

>>37328722
>kiki not an actor
Obviously not, but she should have thought of that when she recorded over my soap operas with her maid show

>> No.37328800

>>37328767
Why not a harem with one of each?

>> No.37328809

>>37328790
>recorded over my soap operas
good

>> No.37328813
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>>37328690
Vanillachads rise up

>>37328767
Drow > *

>> No.37328819

>>37328790
'Record over'? DVR boomer.
Also what would be the plot of kiki's maid show?

>> No.37328841

hug jinkos

>> No.37328845
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>>37328841
But it hurts

>> No.37328853
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>>37328841
Kiss them too.

>> No.37328857

>>37328767
brown forest elves who aren't snobs are underrated imo

>> No.37328864

>>37328534
>Not choosing to Rape the Maid while wearing a condom
Amateur

>> No.37328888
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>>37328813
>chads
I never admit your degenerate modern culture, fuck off.

>> No.37328901
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>>37321770
Already have

>> No.37328921
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>>37321770
Never will

>> No.37328926

>>37328534
REEEEEE

>> No.37328934

>>37328841
Huge jinkos

>> No.37328941
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37328941

>>37328934
The best Jinkos.

>> No.37328944

what monsters have the flattest asses to make fun of them.

>> No.37328982

>>37328410
>not kinkymoras
come now

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>>37328944

>> No.37328999
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Gonna bully an alp with anal sex until she begs me to dump my seed in her womb.

>> No.37329000
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Is it Jinko time?

>> No.37329001

>>37329000
That implies it ever isn't

>> No.37329067
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37329067

Nerd sex, bird sex.

https://imgur.com/a/B84vTsE

>> No.37329093

>>37328841
can I hug the pudgy and otaku jinkos?

>> No.37329128

>>37329093
You can but you have to find them.
You can't hug mine.

>> No.37329138

>>37329128
Pretty easy, just gotta go to hagcon and wear some lewd cosplay

>> No.37329144

It's fucked up its not the norm to have a kikimora or shoggoth maid wife waiting for you when you get home from work

>> No.37329160

>>37325627
Only one way to find out

>> No.37329168

>>37329067
Nerd berd needs to hop off the cock and get back to reading books!

>> No.37329173

>>37328888
shut up nerd

>> No.37329174

>>37328857
that one is a mere paizuri elf. which is still very good.

>> No.37329178

>>37329144
I want to be home waiting for my wife to come back from work.

>> No.37329186

>>37329067
bully nerds by always pulling out

>> No.37329187
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>>37329067
There's not enough of this bird that is also a nerd.

>> No.37329217

>>37329067
Hope she studied up on how to b a mom

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>>37329000

>> No.37329249
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>> No.37329250

I am going to miss lich to get my tongue modded to be prensile and be at least 2 ft long, ya want something, anon?

>> No.37329273

>>37320167
im up for it
but we need a guy on the inside
and maybe disguises?
we need someone whos juuuuust about to alp

>> No.37329279
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37329279

Your wives start fighting one another. What now ?

>> No.37329290

>>37329279
This manga took the weirdest fucking turn but it's still good

>> No.37329296

>>37329250
Can I get that but for my wife?

>> No.37329310

>>37329279
for some reason shirohebi and robohebi mk II can't seem to get along

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>>37324860
elves barely count as monster girls

>> No.37329343

>>37329279
Oh shit he added a ghost girl into the mix?

>> No.37329353

>>37329327
w-why is shoggy looking at me like that?

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boya~

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>>37329356

>> No.37329371

>>37329279
It would be wrong to take sides unless absolutely necessary
Better to either act as a stern mediator, helping both sides see the other's point of view, and planning a solution/compromise with them
There is of course, still the nuclear option the get along shirt

>> No.37329378

>>37329279
put on my sexy clown outfit and start juggling, its gonna take a while

>> No.37329380

>>37329371
>thinks he will make them get along in the get along shirt
>gets clothing entrapped by the both of them

>> No.37329386

>>37329353
She has plans for you, Anon.

>> No.37329400

>>37329386
Are they fun plans?

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>>37329400

>> No.37329421

>>37329407
a smug to send a thousand anons mad

>> No.37329430
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>>37329356
>>37329361

>> No.37329441
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>>37329430

>> No.37329471

>>37329407
>POV: she found where you where hiding

>> No.37329478
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37329478

I, for one, welcome our new milfy elven overlords.

>> No.37329483
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37329483

Don't you want to join the swarm?

>> No.37329492

>>37329430
Trust yandere foxes. They want the best for you. Don't mind the binding rituals and seals, its for your own good. When you wake up, she'll still be there, right beside you.

>> No.37329503
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>>37329483
I want to create more bugs for the swarm.

>> No.37329505

>>37329478
>hairy armpits

>> No.37329511
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37329511

Ass > tits

>> No.37329516

>>37329478
>tfw ywn be a pet human

>> No.37329531

>>37329067
sexy bird

>> No.37329545
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>>37329471
she's just smiling at me...
menacingly

>> No.37329552

>>37329279
start being sad

>> No.37329616

>>37329279
>wait until they are face to face
>quietly creep right beside them
>"NOW KISS"
>shove both their lips together

>> No.37329617

Oh no what’s a shog gonna do to me, make me tea? Even if she was aggressive, as long as you are her master, you can just order her to stop and do something else

>> No.37329639

>>37329617
You never have, and never were, truely the master. You'll accept what she gives you whether you like it or not. Be happy she's gentle.

>> No.37329645
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37329645

You are going to church.

>> No.37329650

>>37329279
>wut du?
Bare-ass spankings, followed by a bendover line-up for corrective dicking.

>> No.37329656

>>37329617
you haven't been the master for a long time anon, in fact you haven't been you for quite a while now

>> No.37329663

I want to be fought over by 2 shogs

>> No.37329669
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>>37329645
with nuns like that, I doubt I would even pay attention to the sermon given by the mother superior

>> No.37329671

>>37329503
I wish to give them fruit

>> No.37329683

>>37329663
The trick is theyre just 2 parts of one larger Shogg.

>> No.37329701
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>>37329645
A true devotee of the Chief God, right there.

>> No.37329715

>>37329669
are these even monsters?

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>>37328206
Excellent taste. That's how you should pay your loyal shog maid anyway. Also when she is done you will feel very refreshed. Think of it as a holiday.

>> No.37329748

>>37329645
but why, I haven't sinned!

>> No.37329750

>>37328800
Imagine the bickering.
Hot. Though I imagine the wood elf is pretty chill

>> No.37329766
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>>37329750
>dark elf wants to tie you up and whip you
>high elf wants you to go do stupid haughty high elf things with her
>wood elf just wants to smoke plants and have lazy sex in her treefort

>> No.37329777
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Snow spider cows

>> No.37329801

>>37329777
how fashionable

>> No.37329809

>>37329777
I thought I was safe if i moved up north!

>> No.37329819

Would you say his art has improved?

>> No.37329825
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>>37329766
I want to live in a comfy forest library with a bookish elf.

>> No.37329832
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>>37325075
>>37325045
there's entirely too much titty for my taste in their designs, but I dig the heck out of this guy's art

>> No.37329839

>>37329809
And it is, she’s a cuddle bug ushi and you’ll be super snug

>> No.37329851

>>37329839
time to run to the equator

>> No.37329864

>>37329851
but that's the realm of the trapdoor ushis

>> No.37329869

>>37329864
I'd rather take my chances then be in the snow

>> No.37329894

>>37329067
>imgur added some scriptblocker-detection cancer that stops shit from loading if I don't let them run their cryptominer or w/e it is
ffs

>> No.37329902

>>37329511
I know it's fantasy and you're not supposed to think about it, but I can help but wonder how monsters with meaty tails lay on their backs.

>> No.37329944

>>37329902
carefully

>> No.37329974
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>> No.37330002
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37330002

Dragons make for good guards. This one guards your fortified estate entrance.
>>37329974
That one guards the estate chapel.

>> No.37330009
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>>37329511
Tiny chest and big ass is godly

>> No.37330027

>>37330002
I'd rather guard dragons

>> No.37330036

>>37329974
All those incel dragons need to take the vows of the convent and let god find them a man

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>>37319869

>> No.37330043

>>37330027
You can guard them by being their lord in your dragon estate.

>> No.37330068

>>37330036
>dragons take vows cause they want husbands
>get mad when they are respected and treated like actual nuns
dumb dragons should stop reading so much porn

>> No.37330073

so how do you guys deal with misbehaving kinkymoras? raising your voice only makes them hornier, and dicking them down not only takes a lot of time and energy, but is also temporary with diminishing returns.
i dont have time for this. i just want a hot espresso

>> No.37330084

>>37330036
thats literally the whole point of the dragon cult

>> No.37330089

>>37329894
Okay, here's other links.
https://files.catbox.moe/8k3tm1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/geuo4h.png

>> No.37330116
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>>37330073
Get a maid academy certified head maid. That will sort her out. Plus you will have another kiki. Can't go wrong with that.

>> No.37330117

>>37330073
Threaten her with a paid vacation just for her, maybe talk about hiring another maid to temporarily fill her position

>> No.37330118

>>37326885
>>37326909

Haha imagine a Welsh weresheep gently whispering in your ear as you drift off to sleep, nestled against her soft body. That would be funny I think.

>> No.37330126
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>>37329279
I only have one wife... so I find a prescription for meds to handle my apparent schizophrenia.

>> No.37330132

>>37330068
>implying they wouldn't trick gullible anons into "sin removal" sessions

>> No.37330139

>>37329310
>robohebi mk II
Pardon me for prying but what's that? An automaton mixed with a shirohebi?

>> No.37330146
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>>37330068
>mother superior chastising dragons about trying to jump anon
>"You are nuns! You cannot be running off chasing boys!"
>they ask why anon is around anyway
>err...
>mother superior thinks back to getting mating pressed by anon, begging to make her an actual mother
>"He is helping me with a.....VERY important job..."

>> No.37330159

>>37330068
>He doesn't want a dragon in full high priestess regalia lounging atop the offerings and relics of the church 'guarding' them

>> No.37330211

>>37326968
You should feel pretty safe, actually. Fatties are pretty autistic about hating elves.

I guess that does open up the whole, hate 'em love 'em complex though.

>> No.37330222

>>37329645
I swear some Monster Nuns don't even try to disguise themselves, it's a joke at this point. Who would fall for this?

>> No.37330243

>>37330222
>monster just wearing a sign that says "nun"
>her "church" looks like an old rape shack
>she somehow keeps tricking the same anon
yea who would fall for that haha

>> No.37330245

>>37328845
god i wish that were me

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>>37330222
Yeah, who would fall for a poorly disguised nun like that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some confessional time with this shorty sister.

>> No.37330259

Demon gf sends you nudes to tease you
you send her pictures of you handholding her

>> No.37330290

>>37329279
Sauce?

>> No.37330296
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>> No.37330299

>>37329505
need more ladies like that.

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>>37330222
this is a nun, just to show you that it is to far off

>> No.37330345

>>37329766
>Get up anon, it's time to do stupid haughty high elf things!
>ogey...
>It's a recital, and the love song is about you
>Have to go to a ball, but the hubub is a bit too much, so she wants to retire to a semi-private room instead, with all the atmosphere of a high society ball, but the close intimacy of just the two of you
>She takes you sailing in her small, personal craft and you relax for a time on her secluded private island, but it only feels like paradise because of the incredibly dangerous seas she masterfully helps you navigate.
>listen in on arcane lectures all while the both of you use magical telepathy and telekinesis to tease and canoodle eachother
>You thinkyou're being sneaky, but the mana building up between the two of you, not unalike that of a couple when they make love, is unmistakable.
>It's a lazy day having a picnic on the balcony under a clear blue sky with a wind strong enough to be present but not strong enough to be a bother, and as you lay your head in her lap and she gently strokes your hair, your belly full of food, and hers full of babies, you know it's the haughtiest she can ever be, just you and her, enjoying a quiet moment, immersed in her comfort and indefatigable love, you live for her, and can't live without her, and she knows it. She's your world, and you hers.

>> No.37330352
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>>37330259
Lingerie pics and nudes from a JS demon gf

>> No.37330382

>>37330345
gay, i want a dark elf to flatten my dick instead

>> No.37330383

>>37329279
>Anon marries a Pharaoh and Apophis
>They're fighting again
>Anon loudly complains about the lack children
>Both of them will instantly stop fighting to tag team anon to satisfy Anon's need for more kids
>It works every time but now Anon has a legion of daughters to deal with.

>> No.37330384

>>37330352
>neighbor’s kid keeps texting you again
how to stop them?

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>> No.37330445

>>37330384
impregnate her, that'll make her think twice about bothering you.

>> No.37330452

>>37330384
>how to stop them?
Give her the dick more often, or you'll just have to recieve more images of a blue loli covered by nothing but tail- and wingtips.

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>>37330445
>>37330452
>dick down blue loli
>she bragged about it at school
>now her friends want some

>> No.37330488

Imagine a lovely lesbian/yuri couple being in love, loving each other and making love. And one day a Succubus or MGE Demon or even an Eros Cupid walks up to them in an average day and tells them:

"Greetings girls, have ever of you both considered having a boyfriend or even husband? No ladies, I'm not talking about you two breaking up and getting your own boyfriends or 'going straight', what I mean is. Have you two considered getting a lovely boyfriend the both of you can share and make love to, and eventually becomes both your husband?"

>> No.37330530

>>37330485
Her friends can cope and seethe, I'm a monogamous man.

>> No.37330581

>>37330530
Based anon. 1 man and 1 woman, the only way it ought to be.

>> No.37330617

>>37330530
can they atleast watch? they need to study for the sex ed test

>> No.37330636
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>>37330488
>lesbos decide to monsterize because of all the benefits it brings
>they figure they can ignore what most monsters do and continue just loving each other
>they do it and everything is dandy, two succs just bein gay together
>after a month or two, though, they both find themselves stealing glances at the cute mailman that comes around
>they start talking with him for longer and longer, finding excuses to keep him on their doorstep
>they never actually speak about this to each other, it's just something that kind of happens
>start to get handsy with each other when mailman's there since it makes his pants that much tighter
>eventually they invite him over to the house on one of his days off so they can have a nice, friendly, very platonic dinner together
>after a few mouthfuls of italian food one of them starts to play footsie under the table with him
>the other doesn't want to be left out, and walks around the table to behind him
>says he's too tense as she massages his back
>after dinner mailman says the food was very good but he should probably get going
>the succs exchange wordless glances
>"oh the weather is really nasty out there, we wouldn't want you to get into an accident on your way home"
>the other succ is closing the curtains to prevent him from seeing that the weather is perfectly clear
>"we also only have one bed, but it would be a shame if any of us had to sleep on the couch. we're lesbians anyway, so it wouldn't be weird to have a guy sleep in the same bed as us haha"
>mailman is suspicious but allows himself to be led to the bedroom behind the two sweating succs

>> No.37330637
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>> No.37330647

>>37330637
Is the umbrella not physically a part of them?

>> No.37330673

>>37330089
hot bird, thanks

>> No.37330712

Jinko has no reason to be embarrassed about giving me a nursing handjob if I ask her for it directly.

>> No.37330806
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>>37330712
but what would her friends think?

>> No.37330816

>>37330806
They don't have to know, I'm not asking her to do it in public.

>> No.37330833

>>37330806
They’d probably be jealous that they don’t have a man to suck their tits.

>> No.37330859

>>37330139
a pretty cheap looking automaton imitation of a shirohebi that i pretend to not be able to tell the difference between

>> No.37330886
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>>37329832
he does some very cute sexual assault. i'm glad someone posted his stuff here the other day.

>> No.37330890

>>37330617
>refuse her friends but agree to let them watch
>the other lolis watch intently and heavily blushing as their normally confident, smug and cheeky demon friend is making a submissive o-face and her long delicate ears twitch while she's being plowed from behind
>have to turn the audience down a second time after finishing
I predict a lot of men are going to get younger girlfriends soon after this.

>> No.37330911

>>37330890
>Lolis leave horny and frustrated
>as they walk out the door, they see anon taking a walk with his bicorn little sister
>jackpot

>> No.37330925

>>37330886
>Cute
>Sexual assault
I don't think those words belong in the same sentence

>> No.37330932

>>37330925
it is rare alchemy

>> No.37330937
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>> No.37330959

>>37330937
You don't camouflage in with the forest very well, miss hebi...

>> No.37330966

>>37330890
>how can she take all that?
>oh no! not the ears!
>gosh i wish that was me
>"furious scribbling"
>meanwhile anon is trying not to show how unnerved he is by all the comments
>and he really wanted to "i love you" to demon loli this time
>maybe next time without an audience

>> No.37330985
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>>37330925
It's pretty common with monsters

>> No.37331018
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Beware of the dangerous squirrel witches.

>> No.37331035
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>>37330985
this is correct

>> No.37331091
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>> No.37331123
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37331123

I want a lamia chair

>> No.37331127

No Nut November good

>> No.37331134

Post your top 5 favorite characters in mge

>> No.37331161

>>37331134
1. Wilmarina Noscrim
2. Druella, 4th Born of the Demon Lord
3. King Castor Bistoa Lescatie
4. Elt
5. Alexa Jones (a Ratatoskr)

>> No.37331188

>>37331134
dionaras pretty neato.
i got mad respect for the wandering scholars' sidhe
runya runyas a cutie
asura mythra is a beaut
i like the half elf/half human/half werewolf as a concept

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>>37331123

>> No.37331214

So humans turned are generic succubus cant tell difference between them and natural succ? Like a elf turned is still clearly an elf.

>> No.37331215
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37331215

>>37331134
Druella
Wilmarina
Francisca
Asura
Meivia

>> No.37331218

I want to wake up with a petite Nurarihyon cuddled up in bed with me as the small spoon, a small puddle from where she'd been schlicking herself while I was asleep, and our new Alraune maid bringing us some breakfast tea before rubbing her pussy a bit over mine, until her girlcum drizzles down to sweeten it.

>> No.37331239

What does Druella want?

>> No.37331240

Remember
The taller the monster, the more likely she is to try trapping you in her clothes

>> No.37331248
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37331248

>>37331239
Only what's best for you

>> No.37331253

>>37331193
FAT tail.

>> No.37331259

>>37331248
Doubt

>> No.37331273

>>37331239
>>37331239
She wants the number of your card, the three digits on your back and your address

>> No.37331288

>>37331240
Okay, but do short monsters want to cuddle up in my coat?

>> No.37331308

>>37331214
I'm not sure what exactly you're asking, but there shouldn't be any noticeable physical difference between those who were born succs and those who turned. You could just ask one if you want to know, I don't think succs that weren't born that way would have reason to hide it.
>>37331239
Dick.

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>> No.37331318

>>37331273
Dont listen to this Danuki.

>> No.37331323

>>37331214
the former humans tend to be more zealous about converting humans because they know how great it is.

>> No.37331350

>>37324188
Witches are lolis, you're thinking of Dark Mages.

>> No.37331354

>>37329683
How Would 2 distinct shogs react to each others presence after the same man? Rare event of bloodlust and violence?

>> No.37331358
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>>37331248
a succ wife? thanks ms. druella!

>> No.37331359

>>37331354
Competition or fusion.

>> No.37331369

Druella is one of the few people in the mge setting i think i would legitimately hate despite me being pro monster overall.

>> No.37331371

>>37331354
there would be a brief moment of tension before the realization they can both rape the man at once

>> No.37331372

>>37331369
any reason why?

>> No.37331373

>>37331239
Your pizza rolls

>> No.37331380

>>37331350
Dark Mages can be lolis. The difference between them is that Witches have their power granted to them by Baphomets, and Dark Mages are strong independent women that don't need no goat.

>> No.37331385
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>>37331380
i need goat

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>>37330925
He just needed a cabin to stay the night, he never asked for this
https://imgbox.com/1DwolUoN

>> No.37331391
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>> No.37331395

>>37331389
that yeti has the look of insanity

>> No.37331404

>>37331372
Guess I really value consent and not just running over other’s opinions and desires and druella does not care.

>> No.37331407

>>37331395
It's been decades since a single man has made it to her cabin, that's a lot of pent up hug rape to let out!

>> No.37331417

>>37331404
i dont think she'd hate you for that. most people, monsters included, do value concent. even hellhounds, despite their reputation. remember, concent is hot as fuck, and druella doesnt seem the type to kinkshame

>> No.37331430

>>37331380
witches- plays nice with others, generous, networks information for the progession of magic as a whole, waiting for a wholesome romance, striped stockings

dark mage- unsocialized, selfish, seeks power for powers sake, hides their secrets, waiting for the day they can entrap a man

both great, by the way.

>> No.37331441
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>>37331385
here is a goat in your hour of need

>> No.37331454

>>37331441
i may yet live another day

>> No.37331455

>>37331430
Would any be willing to tutor a magicless anon in being a mage.

>> No.37331456
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Human boy that mocked fairy for being tiny not so tough after being shrunk and raped by someone his size

>> No.37331463
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>> No.37331472

>>37331456
this image and the text provided have opened my eyes to something i didnt know i wanted

>> No.37331478

>>37330966
>tell cheeky demon loli "I love you" in the middle of sex
>instead of usual teasing comments about her age or you being lewd or such, she just blissfully replies with "...I love you too"

>> No.37331499

>>37331455
The local wurm will teach you the best magics.

>> No.37331512
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37331512

BIG
STICKY
HONEYSACKS

>> No.37331517

>>37331512
That's one of those honey ants?

>> No.37331526

>>37331499
>But Ms. Wurm why do I have to lift till I'm strong enough to carry you up a set of stairs?

>> No.37331543
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37331543

I'm will act super tsun when around any monster who approaches me

>> No.37331549

>>37331404
>However, the magical effect contained in this ink will not manifest in an insincere nonsense sentence, and you also cannot make someone believe in a lie. In order to exert a strong effect, it is necessary to have a deep understanding of the information you want to convey and your own heart, as well as have strong feelings for the one who will read it, it seems it took Druella over three years to think up the contents of that letter, so nowadays it is said that it's just faster to go to them directly.
she does care, probably too much.

>> No.37331552

>>37331455
The Shirokuto sabbath allows non-onii-chan men with magical aptitude to apprentice under them. You need to get good with magic first, but its a good way of advancing your class after hitting the base level cap.

>> No.37331560
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>> No.37331561

>>37331499
>she teaches all the illegal magics that boys are supposed never know but........it comes at a price of course
>She will molest and brutally rape you to "harden" you up

>> No.37331566

>>37331499
I read that as breast magics

>> No.37331575
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>>37331566
the best magics

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Reminder that you can easily tell a vampire from a human by if they wear tights instead of panties

>> No.37331602

>>37331575
hate this pose, never gotten why its so popular

>> No.37331603

>>37331552
Anon gets a “Magic for Dummies” book, cant get past the first page.

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>>37331591
probably just a skin condition or something.
many sisters carry such burdens.

>> No.37331624

>>37331616
sounds dreadful, how can i help these poor nuns?

>> No.37331634

>>37331624
one small donation that comes from that hole of the confessional

>> No.37331644

>>37331566
That’s the Holstaur school of magic.

>> No.37331655

>>37331634
i just pushed some money into that hole for those poor nuns, but then a heard a very angry growl from the other side
now i am too scared to leave the confessional help

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>> No.37331664

>>37331655
pray loudly for safety and help from this scary place

>> No.37331669

>>37331655
Must not have been enough money. Put more in!

>> No.37331677

>>37331669
this is a danuki, don't listen

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>>37331677

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>>37331677

>> No.37331695

>>37331669
>put more money in the hole
>there is a loud banging on the other side
>aswell as an angry shout of "Put your stupid dick in there!"
it's not working guys! and I'm running out of money

>> No.37331711

>>37331695
call for the mother superior for salvation

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>>37331634
only men of great faith may use the hole to its full potential

>> No.37331741

>>37331655
Anon, you're supposed to press your body against the wall with the hole and start praying. Ignore any unzipping sounds or sensations from your lower body. If your legs give out for some reason, a nun will come to assist you.

>> No.37331745

>>37326007
Like twenty Khepri to grind my power level. If I need a court magician I'll just walk into a Black Mass, pick the Baphomet up, and leave while everyone is confused. Hopefully that Egyptian looking one. Gotta stick to your themes.

>> No.37331749

>>37331695
Stick your hand through with your credit card and just tell her to take as much as she needs

>> No.37331775

which mg is the type you fall in love with slowly and you never know until it hits you?

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>> No.37331786

>>37331775
i reckon a holst would be great for this

>> No.37331789

Guys, the local Temple of Hathor and Church of Our Milky Lady are right next to each other. How am I supposed to choose which one to go to? There are two priestesses eagerly asking me to try their "special" milk.

>> No.37331803

>>37331749
>stick hand in with your whole wallet
>tell them to take everything to help the poor nuns
>even your ice cream coupons if it means...
>last thing you remember is a hand yanking you through the wall
>as well as an angry "I'm going to fuck this idiot until he gets it!"
what will happen to poor anon?

>> No.37331817

>>37331775
Alp. The entire time, you think you're just good friends and everyone just keeps joking that you're a couple until both of you dense idiots finally realize you've been doing couple stuff all along.

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>>37326788
timely

>> No.37331828

>>37331711
>open confessional door
>mother superior is standing there...sweating?
>"Anon dear, put your damn- I mean, please put your phallus into the hole"
>close door
help, now the outside door is being banged on and is being very angry

>> No.37331839

>>37331826
>all this perfection
how can other desert girls compete?

>> No.37331842

>>37331789
go with the one whose more clothed

>> No.37331843

>>37331817
What are you talking about? Mutual masturbation is a perfectly normal and platonic thing for friends to do.

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before I go to bed, some thicc thighs that are a WIP

>> No.37331860

What things that monster girls do would make you go awww?

>> No.37331862
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bang bang, my baby shot me down

>> No.37331877

>>37331862
>be a dark snipers spotter
>your job is to prone bone her for 72 hours while she waits for her target to be vulernable
i hear eros has a similiar gig for cupid snipers.

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>>37331860

>> No.37331889

>>37331828
When in doubt just enter the fetal position and start crying like a baby.

>> No.37331893

>>37331843
Is it still mutual masturbation if you put your dick in her pussy? What if you cum inside?

>> No.37331903
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How do I avoid getting milked every time I try to milk a cow

>> No.37331907

>>37331903
>condom

>> No.37331908

>>37324118
The imagery of a baphomet with her big evil cape ascending some stairs to some big menacing magical artifact is hilarious because she's still just a dumb little goat.

>> No.37331909

>>37331803
Anon is gonna get tied down to the altar and used for rituals for his denseness

>> No.37331921

>>37331907
they call it protection for a reason anon: it will protect you from being milked by cows

>> No.37331926

>>37331921
more like get busted by the feds

>> No.37331976

>>37331893
That’s just using each other’s bodies to masturbate, it’s not real sex, just practice for when you find a girlfriend.

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Condoms are perfectly legal way to contain semen, it's like saying milk pails are illegal, they are only illegal when a man tries to wear one without his partner's knowledge

>> No.37332016

Why would you so selfishly deny your wife the daughters she wants?

>> No.37332022

>>37327405
The Paparazzi has been seen in a compromising position!

>> No.37332050

>>37332011
it's a tool to be used or abused like any other. i don't think monsters would bear them any particular antipathy as it's a gateway to more sex at worst and an item to be used in certain types of play.
plus the local golem could always use some raw materials for spirit energy supplements

>> No.37332086

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that wendis don't just come in HUGE and small sizes, some are average in size and weight, they just know not to be so aggressive and can't afford to simply bum rush prey like their dire cousins.

>> No.37332089

>>37328819
An unholy combination of sitcom hijinks, pornography, and cleaning techniques
>kiki has to make dinner when your boss comes over
>boss brought his maid to help out
>but she is a devil bug maid
>maids go to the kitchen and prepare food
>cue argument about spoon placement
>oh no she didn't put the spoon there
>graphic hump fighting as they get covered in food
>graphic clean up scene
>plate and serve 1st course
>one maid's hors d'oeuvre is complimented by boss and anon
>psychedelic rage holograms and music as the maid's stand calmly
>maid's go to kitchen
>intricate internal monologues on haute cuisine as maids argue with silent glares
>jesus this domestic servant dialogue is intricate as fuck
>this mental cooking argument is long as fuck
>wtf is a vichyswa fork?
>cue pornographic maid wrestling in the kitchen
There are four more courses.

>> No.37332093

I wish to stumble tiredly into a demon realm city, and damn near fall on top of a monster girl looking to 'take care of' the weakened man who walked into the city. i ask her if she knows a place to stay, and she says she knows of a certain hotel that we could both stay in. for my protection and well being of course; the very aggressively cuddling is just so they can ensure my healing magic still works

>> No.37332136

Do you think the sabbath and other mages started burning books of old magic, like spells and rituals that did legitimately evil, bad, gruesome things from the past to make sure no one can cast them ever again?

>> No.37332141

>>37332136
probably scribble over it

>> No.37332148

>>37332136
>not turning them into forbidden sex magic

>> No.37332155

>>37332136
Sounds gay as shit. The Order may be into book burning, but monsters sure as fuck aren't

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>>37332136
Where there is evil in the hearts of man someone will attempt to recreate it and abuse it. The best option is to keep the knowledge and research means to counter it.

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I'm thinking about birds again.
I want wing hugs.

>> No.37332171

>>37332166
big booty birb

>> No.37332175

>>37332163
Baphomets are so wise.

>> No.37332178

>>37332163
a lot of it straight up doesn't even work anymore as the nature of magic has shifted, like the old necromancy

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>>37332166
Touch the wing and you will spend the rest of the week with your dick shoved here

>> No.37332185

>>37332136
Magic in this setting is altered by the intent of the caster. It's why monster girl spells are always non-lethal, and why under most circumstances only humans are theoretically capable of actual spell-based murder.

>> No.37332190

>>37332166
i like the birds with egg laying hips

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>>37332163
For the last time, my porn isn't evil. Please give it back Bapho

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>>37332166
I'm interested in that bird in particular

>> No.37332210

>>37332203
that nerd is too smug for her own good
time to bully

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>>37332203

>> No.37332262

>>37332218
Milk maid

>> No.37332325

>>37332252
I'm falling for a bird help

>> No.37332363

>>37332203
Why suddenly another nird bird?

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>>37332363
They are the superior byrd

>> No.37332379

>>37332136
No, because magic itself changed, and they know it.

>> No.37332390

>>37332375
silly nerd, you are not a party bird

>> No.37332406

>>37332166
I'm really turned on by the idea of a Siren writing music specifically tuned to a mixture of my musical and sexual tastes.

>> No.37332456

whats your oddly specific monster girl related fantasy, anon?

>> No.37332466

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29773032/chapters/84437524
>Dragon queen bitter about her age
>chapter ends on her sister having gotten a man
I hope the next chap starts with the the queen triggered that her sister is not only late, but had funtimes

>> No.37332468

>>37332456
i want to ride on a cancer's back

>> No.37332473

>>37332466
Age is just a number

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>>37332456
I want to go into a random dark dungeon and show the first evil thing I see the power of love

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>dark mage on her way to shotafy you

>> No.37332570

>>37332456
being a salaryman propositioned by familars for compensated dating, where they're paying me.

>> No.37332573

>https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/29184791

>> No.37332574

>>37331463
Evil, truly evil
By the time you open the door her scent has already penetrated your sinuses and is getting to work slowly annihilating your will to resist.

>> No.37332585

>>37332456
I have a weirdly non-sexual fantasy of intensely and obsessively studying magic at the Sabbath while avoiding ever having sex with any monster girl out of some psychotic obsession with proving that I can do it and reach the top without that crutch.

>> No.37332631

>>37332456
I have a few.

>Mesugaki Tanuki who seduces me throughout the day, taking on a variety of human forms via shapeshifting; once home, she tries to guess if I want to "cheat" on her with one of her characters, or come home to have a comfy day with her

>Petite Nurarihyon magics an entire brothel wing onto my home, where she acts as the madame, finding "whores" for me to "hire" for "casual" sex; complete with both a gloryhole and that hentai trope where there are girls' pussies and asses sticking through a hole in the wall, lined up, with photos of their faces; otherwise, they live in the ever-growing building, with a friendly/sisterly dynamic with me

>Wake up all of a sudden in a school building, to find I'm a homeroom teacher at a Momonika school, and my entire class is into me; once it's clear I'm overwhelmed, get a T.A. from another Sabbath, and she actively seduces me in front of the class

>Submissive Demon signs herself over to me, eagerly desiring to be mine in body and soul, and helps me study diabolic magic so I can form a fiendish harem

>Dark Parasite Slime Queen helps me usurp a small kingdom, rules as my queen using a local noble as a primary carrier, finds girls that satisfy tastes of mine around our territory to assimilate

>Wake up one day to find portal day already happened, and a Rata, a Nura, a nerdy Succ/Lim, and a Cheshire had been hiding in my home and watching me for a while

>> No.37332663

>>37332456
i want to be an adventurer who carries a shog in a urn strapped to my back and get into shenanigans

>> No.37332664

cold season is snuggling with wolfus in cave season

>> No.37332671

>>37331851
That's too thicc...

>> No.37332688

>>37332631
>Part of a large-scale isekai into a standard Dragon Quest/early FF "starting town", I'm the only one who's aware of the world I'm in and didn't fall for Order propaganda. Protect the local monsters from the horde of murderhobos, only to get recognized with respect and the blessings of the local elementals as I help low-level mamono defeat these people. Eventually, go on a quest, with a group of elementals, constructs, and summoned beings, to defeat "heroes" across the world, saving mamono homes and finding husbands for the weakest monsters in any area. Eventually, I defeat a high-level heroine and corrupt her into my Dark Matter wife, right in the throne room of a Lilim

>> No.37332724

>>37332663
>I am Gaara of the Shog

>> No.37332737

>>37332724
>He still has that tattoo on his forehead, but it's purple

>> No.37332740

>>37332663
Just forgo the urn then, keep her inside you and be like Eddie and venom

>> No.37332757

>>37332456
Being an adventurer and having a Holstaur, Minotaur, and Hakutaku as my partners/wives, the Minotaur is older and taller than me, the Holstaur is about the same age snd height as me, and the Hakutaku is younger snd shorter than me, instead of potions I drink bottles of their milk that each have different effects.

>> No.37332759

>>37332724
>shog urn giggles at anon
>people don't know whats weirder, the posing anon or the laughing urn

>> No.37332777

>>37332456
manufacture and distribution of numerous cursed items with the express intent of making more monstergirls.

>> No.37332780
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>"First squirrels and now birds?"
>"Do you have some sort of attachment to woodland creatures?"
>"Or is it something else?"
>"Hehehe... hehehehehe..."
tfw she's onto me

>> No.37332796

>>37332456
>Marry Dryad
>Build harem of her friends, as Dryads tend to do
>Alraune mana allows our tree home to ambulate as well
>Begin to explore in our tree fortress
>Find some ruins
>Constructs join the harem
>Tree now has a castle growing in and around it
>Find a Chaos-tainted area
>Shog infects tree
>Flayer joins in
>Now I both am and live in a massive tentacle tree fortress that shambles around the world
>And within I am me
>But I am also a tentacle parasite
>But I am also a hive of parasitic tentacle creatures
>The form I take shifting with
single thought

>> No.37332799

>>37332740
yea but the urn is cooler, imagine her peeking out to see what your doing or tossing a treat into it to hear a happy giggle

>> No.37332810

>>37332663
If you mix your dead wife's(or other female relation's) ashes with a Shoggoth and then use necromancy on them to call them back what happens?

>> No.37332846

>>37332799
you could also do one of those old fashioned oil lamps and have her cosplay a genie

>> No.37332971

>>37332780
I wonder how a Gazer would tease me for my tastes.

>> No.37332987

>>37323434
if it works like JRPG worlds then it's a torus.

>> No.37333012
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>>37326840
>>37326870

>> No.37333019
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>>37333012

>> No.37333041

>>37319869
what's the most cowardly monster girl?

>> No.37333048

>>37333041
Mice, chickens, or Ratas.

>> No.37333152

>>37333041
Cockatrice

>> No.37333281

>>37333041
Cyclops.

>> No.37333299

>>37333041
greenworm

>> No.37333447

Which one was the mahou shoujo sabbath again?

>> No.37333494
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This goat is gonna get me in trouble with the cops.

>> No.37333503

>>37333447
All of them? They can all do Witch/Familiar fusion forms. The Runya Runya Sabbath though is led by a Baphomet who got the job by actually writing magical girl self-insert fanfiction as a coping mechanism for her disability though.

>> No.37333751

>>37329067
How did she put on that tight small shirt with her wings?

>> No.37333804

>>37333751
Practice.

>> No.37333899

>>37333804
Dunno, it looks like her huge wing physically won't fit in such a tight sleeve

>> No.37333968

>>37333751
>>37333899
Mamomana, or could be specially designed for winged monstergirls with velcro or tied at the back or something.

>> No.37334040

>>37333012
>>37333019
>chocolate kikis
oh god oh fuck

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>eating sounds

>> No.37334292
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Desert region Dryads?

>> No.37334357

No joke, unlikely but possible Kotaku attack on MGE and KC in the next days or weeks. The MG wiki takedown news attracted the attention of a Kotaku journalist.

>> No.37334379

>>37334357
>possible Kotaku attack
Kotaku is the decaying carcass of journalism. They would attack a dog for barking at a person they liked.

>> No.37334398

>There is some one here lurking who has been here since the /a/exodus and has never posted once, and will not post now either
I know you're there.

>> No.37334430

Did KC said anything about the wiki situation?

>> No.37334494

Create a new thread

>> No.37334687

>>37334357
Proof?

>> No.37334691

>>37334494
Not until this one dies.

>> No.37334735

>>37334430
Why would he? If anything he'll make dough from people buying the paper version.

>> No.37334782
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37334782

Why is anubis pissy when you first meet her?

Simple. You didn't greet her properly. She's a canine girl, and the typical form of greeting for a canine girl involves you sniffing each other's asses. And if by chance you would like to court her, then it's customary to lick her butthole deeply and thoroughly. Hence why they wear loose-fitting pants. Don't let her regal appearance fool you. They're still just dogs after all. Dirty, desert dogs. Heed this advice, anon. You'll most certainly make a good first-impression, and she'll be completely infatuated with you.

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>>37334782
>wanting a control freak autism dog to obsess over you

>> No.37334841
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>>37334816
Just get her to obsess over your dick. That's all you need to do. She won't ask anything of you other than filling her womb with puppies and filling her digestive tract with cummies.

>> No.37334874

>>37334816
>pharaoh just wants to run the kingdom and make sure everyone is happy
>Anubis court wants vanity projects and grand monuments

>> No.37335010

>>37334357
Who cares about Kotaku, don't talk about it here.

>> No.37335017

>>37334398
Why would you say that?

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