/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37313101
Blessed. Thread destined for greatness

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image-Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

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Eva grooming Ange into taking bbc!

>>37312861
HOLY BOOBA

>37313281

>>37313156
I clicked your link and my PC restarted

It's Ooishi's birthday in Japan.

>>37313945
Happy birthday Ooishi!

>>37313156
https://www.mediafire.com/file/xpejvkq8rmb8yq4/Sperg%2527s_manifesto.txt/file

>>37313945

>>37313989
You are gay anon GAY

>>37314018
Only for sperg~

>>37313945
How do I achieve this body?

>>37314035
Be me.

>>37314035
Get really buff then start eating a bunch of food to get fat to cover your muscles

>>37314035
Be me.

>>37314041
>>37314089
prove it

>>37314140
I refuse.

>>37313156
Glorious witch of filters destroying sperg threads

>>37313414

>>37314140
Kotoware.

>>37314221
https://voca.ro/1krbA2R0Qp76

I love Rosa

>>37314266
I love you

>>37314277
Much appreciated

boards:jp;stub:no;/Glorious/i

I love my husbandwife Miyao/Meow.

>>37314266
>>37314277
>>37314321
GIorious Rosa appreciators

>>37314252
We have an REAL JAPANESE here ITT??

>>37314357
I am flattered.

Glorious 07th expansion.
Now that Italianon is in hospital getting treatment and the sperg is having troubles we are truly approaching the golden land.

>>37314392
>>37314392
Wait he's in the hospital? What the fuck is going on, is he okay? Also the only trouble I'm having is shitting out all the beer I drank last night

>>37314409
He was assaulted by his uncle again and his sphincter teared, or so I heard from the officials.

>>37314414
The officials of what?

>>37314417
The officials of ligma.

>>37314379
No need to be, I was merely stating the true.

>>37314427
Yes! You said the funny word! Good job anon!

>>37314446
ligma balls

>>37314414
I hope your just joking about him being in the hospital. I hope he's doing okay

>>37314441
Thanks! Didn't really expect this compliment.

>>37314452
Nope, it appears he was raped yet again.
But let's stay on topic and stop talking about that, he wouldn't want us to know in the first place.

Wtc feet

Rika was at fault.

How am I supposed to organize my wtc images??
I started making folders for each character or group of characters (stakes, chiesters, etc) but I've just way too many images which don't belong in any specific category.
How am I supposed to handle pictures depicting multiple characters of different categories? I can't make sub-folders for each character combination either or else I'll never find them again.

Whoever asked about borges last thread with the bern image is a cutie and should post every thread

>>37314775
Favourite story?

>>37314811
Death and the Compass, Blue Tigers, and, of course, The Library of Babel. Definitely listen to his lectures and read his nonfiction too if you can.

>>37314849
I remember reading some of his nonfiction and not liking it that much, same as his poetry.
Thank you for not saying The South.

>>37314868
Funes the Memorious, I have also kept close to my heart. And yeah I'm glad to see someone here's experience with him to transcend beyond the short stories, for all their genius.

>>37312861
More like OP's pic ?

>>37314901
I have a soft spot for Tloon (never spelled it right) and that Don Quixote story.
Do you think Ryukishi referenced the library of babel or do you think that it was an accident?

Ange being great at martial arts and with assault weapons would have made her a good character.

>>37313314
Sorry for being a slow retarded thinker (and an ESL, too), but I hope you're still here.

This made me think for a while. What you wrote and quoted makes sense narratively. But I feel like something doesn't add up chronologically (and logically). I don't think the Trick ending scene could have happened before the Kasumi scene.

TL;DR: Your vision of events creates the Grandfather paradox and it does not go well with Umineko because regardless of whether it's a paradox or not, Umineko is in no way featuring time traveling, and I'm sure time traveling was disproved in red in some vague wording by Bern

I have to establish the following: the Magic/Trick choice is not a flexible narrative instrument, but a choice that is made by Ange. It can not ruin the integrity of the story and break the timeline. The Trick ending can only be achieved by Ange making it through both of the meetings that took place after the Kasumi scene and making the choice.

The first meeting:
- she has read half of the story
- she hasn't got to the point of making the Magic/Trick choice
The second meeting:
- she has completely read the story
- she got to the point of making the Magic/Trick choice

Assuming that we (the Reader) get to make the choice, we can say that it is Ange who makes it, and the ending is not an openly defined narrative element, but a choice as it is, and it is Ange who makes it.
Think about the following, a supposed order of events that would come to life if Ange picks the Trick ending that (supposedly) took place before the Kasumi scene (the brackets' contents refer to the same Ange at the specific point of time):

1. Ange (end of the 2nd meeting): has read the story and picks the Trick
2. Ange (before the meetings): kills Amakusa and goes sailing
3. Ange (before the meetings): does not have the 2nd meeting
4. Ange (before the meetings): does not get a chance to pick
5. Ange (end of the 2nd meeting): does not even exist; does not get to pick
6. Ange (before the meetings): does not kill Amakusa and doesn't go sailing

From your set of variables, she would make a choice in present time, influencing her past from the perspective of her future self. No time traveling was featured in Umineko (except for memory flashbacks and fragments), so Ange couldn't have retconned her own life no matter what Ange (meta/ANGE/Ange) made the choice. The Trick ending couldn't have taken place before the Kasumi scene because Ange gets to choose the Trick ending after she has completely read the story, and that does not happen until the end of the 2nd meeting. The fact that a meeting took place is already a sign that the Trick ending could only have happened after the 2nd meeting.

That said, the Trick ending could not have happened before the Kasumi scene. Even more, it could not have happened at any point of time before Ange gets to make the choice.

Imagine receiving a well aimed face kick from Eva. That would hurt a lot.

>>37314926
So detective Conan but with Enje?

>>37314936
Eva weighs what, 60kg at most?

>>37314944
that's a face kick. it would hurt regardless

>>37313156
Thread saved.

>>37314957
My head weighs 70kg alone.

>>37314936
What was the point of her knowing martial arts if she barely make use of it?

>>37314920
Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius. And yes, pierre menard, I admire for levels beyond the metafictional.
And I have no idea. I find it unfathomable that someone who venerates Borges enough to use his idea could write prose with the superfluity and a narrative with the meandering ryukishi falls into, as an author of such elegant and economic writing. Postmodernism, though, was really big in Japan, and Borges popularized the universal library such that I can buy ryukishi using the concept after its diffusion into the ethos of Japanese writing.

>>37314983
What is the point of anon having a dick if he barely makes use of it?

>>37313156
Thread ruined

>>37314993
My life being pointless has nothing to do with Umineko

>>37314966
the more it weights, the bigger it is, the more tissues would be damaged, the more it would hurt. I think it works that way.

>>37315004
But that's the point of Umineko aswell.
Eva or Jooji being godtier martial artists eventually doesn't matter in the face of grave reality. You can't dropkick a gun or loneliness.

>>37312861
so when's the 8th expansion coming out?

>>37315020
Not with that attitude

>>>/h/6446541
>>>/h/6448442
enje

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>>37315159
I never understood why they gave her huge mememelons to this thing.

>>37315455
the nyuu part of her name can be read like boob if you put a different kanji there

>>37315503
Oooh, horny clever.

>>37314931
Ange's scenes are always rather complicated in a temporal sense, but actually follow rather linearly. The one and only meeting with Hachijo Tohya in EP6 (keep in mind she's never referred to as Ikuko until EP8, when talking about the true Human rather than Featherine's vessel, thus already feeding the idea something about this meeting is different from the other) is meant to happen after EP4, even though Ange went to Rokkenjima, met Kasumi and died. In fact, there's a version of those events where Ange never even managed to have that meeting at all, which Ange recalls before Hachijo enters the room.
>"That's not it. ...I mean, I was able to get an appointment with Professor Ootsuki, but the publishing company never got back to me about Itouikukuro, ...so in the end, I was stuck unable to do anything that entire day, ...right?"
>"Huh?"
>"Amakusa, ...you went to go get that large black bag, didn't you...?"
>That's right. Just before we left for Niijima, Amakusa and I parted ways just one time. ...He said something about getting a weapon from an acquaintance of his, and he went to go get that large black bag.
Ange even proceeds to point out she never actually met Hachijo:
>Yes, I did try to contact Hachijo Tohya.
>But in the end, I never got a chance to meet her.
>In other words, all of this is a falsehood.
Therefore, the Ange from EP4 managed to end up in that meeting in EP6 on a day that didn't actually happen, which means either Ange's mind travelled back in time to a meeting that didn't occur previously, thus implying that the timeline itself changed to allow this meeting to occur on a day it once didn't, or that the meeting never really happened, the setting itself being merely a mask for Featherine to have her meeting with Ange.
In reality, Ange never even did what was shown in EP4 if you follow with the Magic ending, as she's put back on the roof just before she jumps, thus never even going on her long trek with Amakusa. The Trick ending places her instead on that boat, with the knowledge of whether she had that meeting with Tohya or not being completely irrelevant as it doesn't come up past that point. The second meeting, with Ikuko, only happens in the Magic choice, as it follows from Ange not jumping off the roof and taking up a new identity. If it followed on from the Trick choice as well, it would require Ange to kill Amakusa and Kawabata, wander around for a while, deal with the Sumadera somehow along with whoever else is sent after her to try and end her life, then change her name entirely, drop whatever she was doing, go back to Japan and become a writer instead.
Thus, there must be at least two different 'timelines', as it were. One where Ange made the Magic choice, is placed back on that roof, and then proceeded to have that 'second' meeting (in reality the first) with Ikuko several decades later, and another where Ange made the Trick choice, is placed back on the boat before they arrive on Rokkenjima, and sails off with her Erika tulpa to do whatever the fuck, never actually meeting Ikuko. Either way, Ange retains knowledge that she shouldn't know because it never happened, providing some implication that Ange's mind has gone back from a point in the 'future'. The lines I quoted in my previous post handle the Trick ending, while in Magic:
>So, ...it really was true.
>Ushiromiya Battler...did die that day.
>After all, ...didn't the witches say that he was dead so often with the red truth...?
Obviously, if she was back on that roof and never stepped off to 'join the game', she wouldn't have heard all that talk of Battler being dead with the red truth. She could be referring to the forgeries written by them here, but then you're opening up the opportunity for the Trick ending (and the choice itself) to have not happened either to the Ange in that second meeting and to just be a bit of writing done on the side by them for if their story's Ange had decided to pick the other choice, as that second meeting needs to follow from Ange not jumping the roof and choosing to leave her old life behind, not truly requiring it to follow on from the choice of Magic putting her on that roof for her to step away from.
Please feel free to pick at what I've written again and point out what sounds off. I appreciate the opportunity to rack my brains over my own interpretation of the story.

>>37314931
blah blah blah ur completely wrong retard read the vn ange and amakusa literally talk about how they are about to land on rokkenjima and meet up with kasumi way to write a whole lot of fucking nothing literally just read the ending again

>>37312861
Eva's character being assassinated by the Manga turning her into batman, bravo R07

>>37315390
Fucking kill yourself. Report for trolling outside of /b/

>>37315583
That's solid. It turns out I completely forgot about the roof scene(s) while trying to build up credibility for why your interpretation might not work. The roof scene changes matters. I'd gladly point out something to keep the discussion alive, but I see nothing off about your interpretation at how much I can currently recall and account for. A fresh reread wouldn't hurt me.

>>37315830
No problem, anon. We all tend to forget bits and pieces of the story after not reading it for a while, and a good refresh always helps, whether it's through talking about it here or rereading the story. I'm glad I was able to help!

>>037315792
buttmad

>>37315895
Well, I'm happy we both benefited from it. It's always good to engage in a discussion that concerns a different interpretation as it helps battle cognitive rigidity.

snipah

>>37316030
I hope there aren't any needles inside.

>>37316030
I would hug this old man

>>37314966
Jokes aside even a kid's let kick can kill a fully grown man if it hits the head.

>>37316121
H-hey

>>37312861
>Ciconia
Just played Rokugatsu no Sora but jazzy piano instead of sad violin https://files.catbox.moe/3ib77t.mp3

>>37315938
Kill yourself cuck

>>37316224
It's like she's talking about us.
Good sound by the way, did you do this on a real violin or via music program?

>>37314966
which head

>>37316259
>on a real violin
I see ear corruption is already in work
but yeah played on a real keyboard then edited a bit on computer

>>37316292
That's why I asked, fart mouth.
Could've been a recorded play.

Let's take a moment to laugh at his thread. >>37314995
Let this be a lesson for all charm fags

>>37316347
That would require me to stop laughing at you, and sadly that won't be happening anytime soon.

>>37316347
It took you two minutes to think of that anon. I won

>>37316347
>Lambdadelta turned down my wish a few hours ago
>her thread is sinking
eat that, 34. that'll teach you how to mess with anon

>Replied to the wrong post
Fuck it you won. Be grateful I'm phone posting

>>37316414
Witch's ain't shit

>>37316146
It's probably a good thing that Satoko didn't grow out her hair.
The ojous would seethe so hard over the fact that the backwards hick girl is the prettiest one around that they'd make her life a complete hell from day one.

>>37316224
Sounds pretty good. Make some more bro!

>>37316322
Just said that because instrument isn't a violin, only the original song was a violin, there's no violin anywhere here, virtual or real

>>37316504
Satoko canonically has buck teeth and countless scars from playing in the woods, she'd never be the prettiest with Rika around.

>>37316566
Yeah? I was being ironic.

>>37316671
Buck teeth are cute though

>>37316610
Why is she smiling?

>>37316766
She saw you

>>37316766
Because she is happy.

>>37316770
Natsuhi is the perfect wife

>>37316491
Why does Rudolf have a sword?

Data mining time.

>Your favorite cicada
>Your favorite seacat
>Your favorite stork
>The most shocking scene in any WTC story. Not necessarily the scariest, just the one that surprised you the most

>>37316822
Shion
Erika
Rukhy
The ending of Tatarigoroshi. Going in unspoiled it was quite a shock to see literally everyone dying to something outlandish like a natural disaster.
I still think that ryu07 nailed the narrative on that part perfectly, the sense of despair you feel while reading the epilogue is almost unrivaled.

>Other thread deleted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO NO NO

>>37316497
Excluding the Naimaposters, yes

>>37316822
Look who came crawling back! Don't worry your lord knows how to show mercy. I welcome you with open arms ;)

With those two witches? It'd be impossible to not get a boner.

>>37316836
Lambdadelta btfo
this is what you get for calling me a loser

>>37316839
Who are you replying to? It 404s when ever I click it ;)

>>37316497 #
Yes, we're also the most intellectual and interested in on-topic discussion. Sadly our numbers dwindle with every year waiting for phase 2...

>>37316850
An evil witch should know better then to start a thread!

Are Ciconia brothers the only sane people around here?

>>37316497
I wonder what Ciconiaposting will look like once it's fully out. It'll be interesting to watch that evolution.

Victory has never tasted as sweet bros... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What deck would she pilot, traptrix?

What's with the posting of everything from the dead thread over here?

How does he do it? He wins EVERY SINGLE TIME. ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!

>>37316822
shion
lion
koshka
probably the scene in dawn where it's revealed erika went and actually killed all the people who had been pretending to be dead. one of my favorite scenes in the whole series just in general.

>>37316896
They're butthurt that I have won yet again so they're flooding the thread with their low quality spam

>>37316906
Hi OP! What happened to your thread? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37316913
Who is 'they', anon?

>>37316896
One has to keep the posters updated in case someone missed the proper thread.

>>37316925
>Proper thread
Oh? So where is it anon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37316822
Rena
Maria
Chloe
Hard question. Probably the extremes to which Kyrie went during the Requiem tea party. I had my suspicions about her but I didn't expect quite that level of heartlessness.

>>37316921
I don't know lol

>>37316942
Well, be at ease. That most likely wasn't the real Kyrie.

>>37316947
Well unless you can prove there is a 'they', I choose to believe 'they' don't exist.

>>37316954
Yeah, but it was still shocking.

>>37316906
I love that goddamn gap between her dress and her armpit.

>>37316822
>Mion
>Battler
>Miyao/Okonogi/Toujiro. We'll see how it goes from Phase 2
>RGD: Wang/Meijiu
>Higanbana: Izanami
>RGD pudding/Umineko Chapter 6 The moment Battler realizes Erika beheaded everyone.

>>37316963
That's true. I wish I could've read that episode unspoiled, but I guess there aren't many anons who had that pleasure...

>>37316968
Who are you quotating?

>>37317003
Fuck off sperg

>>37317003
myself

stub:no;/(;|:|) *(\)|\}|\])/

>>37316822
I only read Umineko, so i cannot participate

>37317018
Oh he's mad XD

>>37317012
Valid.
>>37317008
Back off, sperg doesn't know our /jp/ classics.

>>37317023
Good post

>>37317042
>Who are you quoting?
>A /jp/ classic
Hello newfag

>>37317055
who is she talking to?

>>37317054
Who are you quoting?

>>37317067
She's thinking retard

>>37317074
who is she thinking to?

>>37317070
You

>>37317067
no idea
>>37317074
you're the retard. thinking bubbles look different

>>37317098
Bait.

>>37317108
it's a standard, not a bait. the upper one is a speech bubble while the bottom one is a thinking bubble. what we see on >>37317055 are clearly speech bubbles

>>37316146
Ange, Battler and Kinzo would fall for this

>>37317528
the correct version

>>37317567
I don't use 4chan extention

>>37316822
>Kameda
>Not sure maybe Sakutaro, good kid
>Meow my beloved
Not sure of a shocking scene off the top of my head but that scene in episode 1 when Hideyoshi talks about Shannon accepting the ring and a man promising her happiness for life is always makes me cry and want to bawl a bit. It always makes me want to stop myself from crying, which makes my face contort into ugly shapes.

>>37317686
Still can't believe Hideyoshi was saying all that while staring at nothing.

>>37317528
The sound she make when she munch carpet?

>>37312861

>>37317982

>>37317971
It's the sound a plane makes when it crashes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLSAv8vhgsQ
Thread theme

>>37317147
stop talking...

>>37318131
>le 4 octobre
>le family murdere

Instead of reading Higurashi, I'm just going to read Umineko again

>>37319072
Everyone's laughing and Maria looks like she's about to punch the shit out of someone.

>>37319072
This but in reverse

>>37319072
This but with Ciconia

>>37319119
A true intellectual.

>>37319072
You read RGD? Its actually good

>>37319119
Based

>>37319565
Based? Based on what?

>>37319578

Your favorite wtc just confessed her love to me. What are you gonna do about it?

>>37319655
Nothing because I just want Meow to be happy so if she's in love with someone else and not me I'll let her go.

>>37319655
What are YOU going to do if Maria confesses to you, anon? I sure hope you won't take her seriously...

>>37319661
But I'm gonna sex her hard and don't even like her.

>>37319655
Enjoy your dumb alien

>>37319676
I'll sex you and make you mine then. If someone sexes Meow then I'll make that man mine as well.

>>37319655
I'm going to be happy for her because I cannot view any WTC in a sexual light, especially not my favorite

>>37319703
I hate Chloe. Day of the rake when?

>>37319703
I love Chloe. Day of the loving when?

I wonder if it would be worth making a website for Ciconia knowledge (having the entire VN, probably in text format like lparchive for Umineko.) I am currently making it, but I hope it will be worth it as a resource. Like an extended wiki.

>>37319731
I'd definitely love that. I'm too lazy to set up a texttractor so I'd rather read the Japanese from a site instead of trying to get my VN OCR working properly with Ciconia.

>>37319670
>>37319686
There's no way anyone's favorite wtc would be Hanyuu or Maria so you two ought to be lying.

I dreamed of giantess Lambdadelta

Back when I didn't know about wtc but watched the umi openings I thought the plot was like Kinzo invading a country(rokkajima) protected by a forcefield, the main combat was magic and the military was the seven stakes and the rest of the ushiromiyas and guest were just some randos crying because of the war.

Looking back it was pretty funny guestimation

>>37320034
That would've been preferable.
I assumed we'd see a bigger human cast up until Alliance because of Golden Fantasia images I saw before reading Umineko in which the Chiesters looked somewhat like human maids.

>>37313945
1 year closer to the grave

>>37319687
How would Miyao react if his consciousness switched back into his own body right as Meow got fucked so hard that her tiny penis flailed about like an excited dog's wagging tail?

>>37320064
Forgot ss

>>37320074
He'd probably hate it.

>>37320034
Intriguing Ciconia vision anon.

>>37320093
Are you sure? We're talking about Miyao here, genetically modeled to be the perfect tomgirl by his parents.

>>/g/84313145
What's with all the WTC posts on the other boards lately?
>>37320111
Yes, since he's my friend.

>>37320100
please don't spoil, I haven't read it yet

>>>/g/84313145
ftfy

>>37320116
If I had a friend like Miyao, I would be an unofficial molester and sex offender.

The last chapter of Umineko released 8 months after the ending of LOST. No one accused it of plagiarism back then?

>you can hear beato's voice at the train station

>>37319655
He is not a girl

>>37320529
That is for Yasu to decide.

>>37320116
>>>/g/84313145
wtc was always popular here, its just that it died over time and then sotsu revived the hype

>>37320788
Who the fuck is Sotsu?

>>37320814
me, i am sotsu

>>37320818
I don't wanna get take home by Anonymous!!

and then satokoのashi revived the hype

>>37320788
That I know but it just feels off to see it spike up again. Kind of like when Jojo was revitalized when the anime started back in 2012.

I want to be in EVA-beatrice's womb

I want to be in Lambdadelta's nipple

Playing pranks on Miyao, like cumming on his sleeping face or tickling his armpits until he pees himself.

>>37321057
I would never do that to my husbandwife friend.

https://youtu.be/vCZyrsvf4gE

>>37321073
Why though?

>>37321099
Because he deserves the best support a friend can give.

>>37321108
Pranking your friends is a sign of affection and mutual trust.

>>37321125
Well I guess I'll just prank him by sleeping in his bed before he gets home.

>>37321152
That's cute, Miyao is a lucky boy to have a friend like you.

I love my Oba san my greatest ally!
If only I licked her beautiful ginger pussy when she was still alive

>>37321388
Eva is Jewish??
Explains a lot.

>>37321388
We know Ange

Ryu Ga Gotoko studio make a adaptation of Umineko with their standard formula.
How would that work?

>>37316280

You are now Hanyuu

>>37320116
>What's with all the WTC posts on the other boards lately?
/qa/ shitposting

>>37321574
Cool, now I can blow up fragments

>>37321594
What is /qa/?

>>37321669
Baby don't hurt me

>>37321606
You can also blow anons.

>>37321677
I don't want to blow anons, I want to destroy universes.

>>37321683
You -will- blow me. I'm going to make a cum puff out of you.

>>37321723
That's it, I'm leaving.

>>37321735
...for anon's house, to blow his delicious creampuff!

>>37321807
haha funny post

>>37321555
Ange, Eva or George.
Who would be the MC for this?

>>37321735
Note: Hanyuu died on the way back to her home planet.

>>37321823
I refuse to accept any of these. For me, it’s Hideyoshi in the this scenario

Futa Ange

>>37321555
Umineko ga Gotoku would be a lot like Hokuto ga Gotoku, making for a pretty loose adaptation.
"Rokkenjima" would just be a location in a normal city, where Battler wanders around following an original storyline that occasionally features major characters from Umineko repurposed to fit the new story, while engaging in numerous pointless side activities and sidequests.
At the end, it seems that Battler and Beatrice die, but after the credits it's revealed that they actually survived, somehow.

>>37321922
Ange should be the MC, about time we get other things than old men in RGG.

>>37321929
Haruka was the worst part of Yakuza 5, and there's nothing better than watching two buff men duke it out.
Ange also isn't funny enough to work as a protagonist, while Battler is well-suited towards the more comedic aspects of the franchise.

>>37321960
Make her a better character.
And Haruka was utterly retarded, OG Ange is just boring and unlikeable, giving her banters with other people would improve her.

Ummm............ Rosatrice...
Can I have some breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk breast milk

>>37321982
Ange has banter with Amakusa. She’s thinks she is funny with her constants insults and asking him to turn off M Zakky.

>>37322030
She also has some banter with Eva in the hospital room. But it’s dark.

>>37322030
>>37322033
I enjoyed Ange's banter, she seemed so competent and edgy back then.

Ihihihihihihi

What's your favourite wtc character and what's your mental illness?

>>37322268
Lambdadelta
Diagnosed with autism

>>37322268
Ange
I keep coming here.

>>37322268
Maria
I don't have any diagnosis and don't want to seek one out but there is probably something wrong with me

>>37322268
Ooishi
I'm almost certain I am schizoid but I am too much of a coward to actually go to a psychologist/iatrist.

>>37322268
Satoko
Extreme laziness

>>37322268
Featherine
F63.81

>>37322456
>Intermittent explosive disorder
Interesting.

>>37322268
Ooishi
Baseditis

>>37322268
Lucifer
Tulpa

>>37322268
Shannon
female

>>37322544
Are you the poster who stated in red that there are girls in this thread? Even if you are lying I still want to know.

>>37321838
It actually makes me wonder. In the anime she just flies away and then turns out to be alive. Here she disappears right in front of Rika's eyes.

Maybe in the manga Hanyuu vs Eua will be portrayed as an internal conflict within Eua rather than fragment Hanyuu actually going over there?

>girl
>in MY 07th thread
Sorry but I won't fall for that. Look at these two posts.
>>37322520
>>37322544
Both present their mental illness in the same fashion, encased in spoilers. Roughly a minute passed between the making of the second post, making it likely to be a samefag from the same IP. Clearly the """girl""" is just the tulpa of the first guy. And as you already know, TULPAS AREN'T REAL. Boom. I win.

>>37322565
I am.
>>37322767
Take your schizo, meds.

>>37322268
Natsuhi
I'm above 20 years old

>>37322767
My tulpa's favorite character is Battler.

>>37322837
I bet you don't even have a tulpa, you just like the attention the word gives you.

>>37322932
I really do have a tulpa. I just sometimes get carried away and brag about having one. Even making a post like this pisses her off.
I thought girls were supposed to like attention.

>>37323014
Why should I believe you?

>>37323025
You really shouldn't. It will make her less mad. Call me a lying faggot and pretend none of this ever happened. Aren't you more interested in the hypothetical existence of a real girl ITT than one who is so fake that she isn't even a fictional character?

>>37322810
Post a sliver of pussy fat with a timestamp, otherwise your claims are just claims not facts

>>37323092
>Aren't you more interested in the hypothetical existence of a real girl ITT
No, "she" will never post proof, what's the point?

>>37322544
>>37322810
I just came to these posts

>>37323109
>>37323113
Post dick and anus or else we will never believe you're "males".

See, what did I tell you?
Get better material! Boooooo!

>>37323177
Sadly I don't own a camera.

pacified

>>37323247
Punching Satoko in the face!

>>37323177
we're not claiming to be one, why would we? It's the "female" wanting attention

>>37322810
Post tegaki.png or you're lying. There is only one girl in this thread.

>>37323270
To be fair, that datamining post was asking for personal information.

>>37323390
Then you didn't have to claim to be female in a thread full of horny men. You could've said "attention whore" and no one would be asking you for tits.
I wouldn't mind if you posted them though.

>>37323412
Post yours first, faggot.

Why do I still come here?

>>37323440
For the last time, I don't own a fucking camera, so taking pictures is impossible for me.

>>37323247
I just want to hug her

>>37323463
Is this like losing your virginity for you?

>>37323463
That's understandable, but please consider buying one. I really want to see those ass cheeks.

>>37323713
I have never bought anything in my entire life. I'm a permaNEET who will never leave these four walls. Even if you come knocking on the door I will NOT have sex with you.

>>37323735
How did you get your gaming setup (PC) then?

>>37323762
I have used the same toaster PC for the last nine years. I will never upgrade because I have no reason to do so. It's not like I use it for anything other than posting on 4chan.

It's hard for me to find a reason to like Bernkastel and Lambdadelta. Everything about those two irritate me to the point of turning their lines off and almost skipping them whenever they say non-important stuff. The weird, unfitting, grating adult-children contrast - coupled with their prepubescent designs - just freaking ticked me off so much. Their personalities are almost designed to be hateable, just in different quantities. Lambda is the cool kid pretending to be stupid in order to betray expectations at the right moment. Bernkastel is the edgy one who just discovered edgy shit on the internet and want to tell everyone about it. I know they appear to have connections to past WTC characters which mean fans will enjoy familiarity with them but not for me as the first time reader.
Don't get me wrong, I really like "similar" characters like maria and even erika- the supposedly most twisted character in umineko, just not those two.... Bern and lambda are the reason i give minus points to ep 5 and 6 since their scenes generally feel more torturous than amusing lol.

>>37323778
Not even for visual novels or OST remixes?
Imagine all the fun you could have with a good PC.

>>37323797
Fuck you're trying to trick me into giving away vital information. I can see through your deception. If you are the girl, obsess over some other guy here. I will not crack.

>>37323779
What's wrong? Don't like womanchildren?

>>37323859
they are annoying

>>37323832
How is that vital information at all? I just want fellow /07/th posters to be in good mental shape and gaming status if possible.

>>37323863
Understandable. But just know that the exact thing you don't like about them is what makes them so attractive to me. I want Lambdadelta to make the most ridiculous statements while I cum inside her.

>>37323879
Yeah, cum and sex, very good anon

>>37322268
Ooishi best

>>37323779
Only thing wrong with your post is you like Erika
Yeah whatever she's supposed to be a faggot and a bitchy bimbo but i just dont care. I've already skipped several lines of her dialogue since she's as annoying as her master. I can't give a single fuck if she's broken on the inside or whatever because of being cucked, she only exists to be a barrier to the "good guys" and to fuck dlanor or something, idkdc. FUCK ERIKA, nothing will ever make me simpatize with her; when she spoke of her cucking I audibly said "ok" after the several walls of text I barely paid attention to.

>>37323917
I like hating Erika, she's a very good antagonist. the witches aren't as interesting

>>37323917
I disagree, I think typing lol at the end made it childish and removes any degree of sincerity.
Lmao.

Ange and JK Satoko's sexual intercourse would be heard by the entirety of St Lucia's academy.

>>37323942
i felt a bit guilty for deriding some of the most beloved characters so I tried to make things a bit more lighthearted by putting in "lol" at the end

>>37323958
Girls can't have sex.
Therefore I magically appear in St. Lucia as well in order to correct such a mistake. They are having sex... with ME.

>>37323973
....a girl!

>>37323978
[red]I am not a girl.[/red]

>>37323942
Why the fuck did you reply to me?

>>37323958
Only true if Rika join in

hmgmghgg

>>37323990
Prove that I did it and I’ll answer.

>>37323989
[red]Yet.[/red]

>>37324005
Imagine that I punched you in the gut, anon.

>>37323779
Same, the meta stuff in Umineko already was annoying (especially meta from answer arcs) but these bitch were insufferable.

I should have skipped their scenes as well, after all they're not real, just Ikuko's creation.

>>37324023
Dreams don't count.

>>37324035
No. Sort yourself out, fucker.

>>37324036
>after all they're not real
dunno if it matters if they are "real" or not, the dreamer may have left the dream but the dream is still ongoing

>>37324001
Cute. I'd fiddle with her little pistol

>>37323779
I disagree with your post.

>>37324045
Sort myself out? Why? I just want to punch your gut.

>>37324048
The real friends we've made along the way after all

Wow. It really does almost feel like there's a girl in this thread. Time to take a break from /07/th.

Also completely bottomless satoko

>>37324063
I’m not going to keep replying to this.
Why are you so aggressive? People will respond to you, if you don’t like it don’t come to a board where people can reply. Just shove your head up your as and talk to yourself. You seem to be good at it.

>>37324065
It's a franchise for women, there's gotta be at least one around (biological)

>>37324065
What maked you came to that conclusion?

>>37324075
I am not aggressive, I didn't say that I would punch your gut HARD, more like a love tap in order to make you feel confused, maybe you will laugh about the whole thing too and it would be cute

Why didn't R07 make Umineko's conclusion similar to Higurashi?
Shonen battle in the real world, not cringe meta stuff from Cuckler.

>>37324088
The reply to my post about cumming inside Lambdadelta seems very feminine. It grosses me out.

>>37324101
Against what exactly?

>>37324116
Women would gross you out.

>>37324101
the fantasy world is the real world
the real world is just a fantasy game board
beatoriche created piece battler and fell in love with her own creation so she tulpa'd him out of the game board and into fantasy reality, making him real
Auaurora saw this and decided to copy her by making her own piece Battler but renaming him to Tohya as to not violate OC do not steal rules.

>>37324095
Ok I am fine with this, please be gentle.

>>037324125
You didn't even deny my claim. Worrying.

>>37324143
I'm always gentle with cute anons.

>>37324124
Yakuza or Okonogi without going edgy cringe

>>37324144
What's the point in denying something that can't be confirmed without me being banned?

>>37324126
The makers of Ougon Musou were geniuses. You can tell from this walk alone that Beatrice really is a confused mutilated Yasu with huge issues.

Amakusa x Ange best couple

>>37324183
Such images can be hosted on an external website or simply on a red board.

>>37324172
Sounds extremely boring

>>37324205
Cringe

>>37324210
Do you actually want to see my penis that bad?
Let's stop being off-topic, please.

Sakutaro x Ange best couple

>>37324219
Only boring because the Sumadera, despite being hyped up turned out to be retarded villains getting offed by Shitkusa.
Also Enge is shit on her own.

>>37324230
Finally you counter my claims. Now I can be somewhat more at ease.

>>37324247
I started to blush, I had to

Kinzo x Beato2 best incest couple

>>37324255
Female hands made this post

>>37324258
Kissing female hands

Satoko x Rika x Ange best couple

>>37324258
Do you have any idea what you've done? you've given me the opportunity to further pretend to be female that already has someone doing it. This was a grave mistake

Me x Lambdadelta is the best couple

>>37324279
Needs Amakusa

Best couple

>>37324279
There is 100% a fragment where those 3 fucked each other.

>>37316146
goddess

>>37324286
you don't read enough books

>>37324281
>you've given me the opportunity to further pretend to be female that already has someone doing it
That could have been expressed in better writing.

>>37324307
Age ranges don’t work for them to meet at St Lucia in a practical way.

>>37324304
virgilia's foot

>>37324334
Fragment where Umineko happen 10 years earlier would make it work.
Anyway Higurashi is fiction in Umineko, certainly, Ciconia's fuckery make it possible to decide what is real and what is not.

>>37324329
So? My side chick Bernbern isn't a bookworm either.

>>37324365
Bernkastel can't even read

>>37324330
Really shows that a male typed this.

>>37324365
How many sides do you have?

>>37324386
Really? How? I am aiming for a gender-neutral feel when it coems to my writing.

>>37324394
As many as I want.

>>37324405
I don't want you to lose yourself under too many like some kind of voyager

>>37324400
Making typos and unlucky phrases points towards you being male. Females are too arrogant to make mistakes.

>>37324330
I'm just fallowing what the thread does with the semi rp thing going on, I could've just greentext'ed and called you a faggot like in other threads

>>37324413
I never correct my typos. I leave them there, so everyone can laugh at my weakness, it makes me avoid repeating them in the future, most of the time.

>>37323177
fine here sheesh

Why is Higurashi a fiction in Umineko?

>>37324424
Oh no, not a faggot...

>>37324437
omg he's white

>>37324437
There is a nonzero chance a girl saw this. To you I kneel.
I also really fucking wish I checked what post it was replying to before I opened it.

>>37324445
Do not forget my kindness...

>>37324459
I'd kiss you for being so kind

The ABSOLUTE STATE of /07/th
At least the two identifiable shitposters aren't here.

>>37324437
>no timestamp
LIES

Stop talking about yourself in third person turkroach
http://archive.wakarimasen.moe/_/search/image/CEFH1XiI2DTAv3I2j4Fhyg

It's a wrap public lust!

>>37324476
Female hands typed this post.

>>37324437
And the backside?