/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Japanese tourists are here all the time anyway taking stupid boring postcard photographs, so maybe they know some things already.

No, I don't know how to speak Japanese.

>>3730275
I never see any tourists, but maybe that's because I live in the country and never go outside.

Where do you live?

I tought I'd troll you op so here's my homeland

How do I say that my homeland is a communist piece of shit that I abandoned to go to glorious America?

>>3730279
Ottawa.

>>3730278
I lol'd

Quebec is a troll indeed.

But to us here in BC anything east of Saskatchewan is a troll; west coast alien-nation FTL.

>>3730278
Quebec, not so good. Hell, scratch that. Quebec, so terrible.

>>3730295
East Canada can go fuck itself. BC and Alberta are the only two decent provinces, the rest are shit.

I love the constant stream of positivity /jp/ provides.

>>3730294

I thought you were Dutch or something.

>>3730308
Naw, just traveling.

>>3730305
The far east is boring and sucks mostly, Ontario and some of Quebec is fine (Montreal, Quebec city) and the middle of Canada sucks as well. Anything North is non-existent tier.

>>3730294
Ah, that would explain it. Yes, the capital of Canada would probably get the most tourists. Although down in Toronto there a shitload of Asians, but they actually live there.

A Japanese friend of mine was shocked to discover that I knew about 2ch, and that I don't wear my shoes in the house, and he knows a bit more about life in a western nation than most Japanese do because he lived in Amerikkka until he was 13 or so.

I'm black.

They'd be too busy asking

"Can you rap?"

"Do you have a big cock?"

"Can I feel your hair?"

>>3730324
"you smell funny." ?

>>3730316
Who wears shoes in their house, anyway?

>>3730324
Can I feel your hair?

What are shoes?

>>3730329

The hair on my head.

>>3730327

oh u

All of Canada can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

Here, have an illegal drawing, enjoy your jail time.

If I know it, mostly the questions foreigners ask are commonplace for Americans anyway. Only some of the more advanced questions they ask I would have trouble on.

>>3730357

>>3730329
>Who wears shoes in their house, anyway?
I actually know a few people who do, but they own house shoes specifically for that purpose. Except this one who apparently wears the exact same shoes all the time except when he's showering.

>>3730305
>>3730311

Yeah WC FO' LIFE BROS!

Fuck Ontario, I have to travel for an hour to find a decent cup of coffee when I visit family there. Also They suck at fighting games, I got a 30 game undefeated streak in the arcades there.

>>3730357
I'm sorry but I'm already labelled as a pedophile by our conservative overlord propangada.

Canada? Wasn't it turned a wasteland because a hive landed there and the Americans decided not to allow the same thing that happened in China?

>>3730305
BCfag here, agreed.

>>3730396
I have no clue as to what you're talking about, so I assume no.

Wealthy people wear indoor footwear.

>>3730388
Ah right, BC - home of excellent coffee and world renowned fighter champions?

How the fuck am I supposed to know what they'd ask? Japs are pretty reserved anyway, they'd probably just avoid a 6'4" white guy out of fear.

Western Canada? Enjoy your plains and shit. Nobody even knows you exist. You're on the same level as Yukon.

>>3730418
BC is all mountain ranges and valleys. Alberta and Saskatchewan are mostly plains.

>>3730428
BC is nice plains province are just US 2.0

>>3730418

lol ignorant Torontonian; enjoy your Shitty coffee and doughnuts. Maybe when you're done getting fat you can learn not to mash shouryuken on wakeup, or better yet play a better game than SF4.

You fuckers had nothing but rhythm and Capcom fighters; I only found one arcade that had any Arc Sys games and they only had GG slash and Blazblue, no AC in sight. Also I couldn't find a melty cab, which sucks 'cause I'm one of the top eight players in the province at Melty.

Also how can you guys drink Coffee Time's coffee? I mean Tim's is bad but after trying Coffee Time I had to rinse my mouth out with Tabasco sauce to make the awful taste disappear.

>>3730475
You went to Coffee Time? You pour soul.

>>3730475
>Also I couldn't find a melty cab, which sucks 'cause I'm one of the top eight players in the province at Melty.
That doesn't really mean much. I'd be surprised if BC and Alberta even have 10 melty players combined.

>For every 100 health inspection visits, Coffee Time received 78 infractions, and about 35 per cent of Toronto Coffee Times are on probation.

awesome

How should I say...
You know, in my honest opinion, Québec is the only part who has something we can call a _nation_ and have what we call a _culture_. Anything else, except for the Acadians, is pretty much borrowed from us. The ROC (rest of canada) can go fuck himself.
And by the way, Québec got the good genes, look how ugly your women look like. Even if you ever call us interbreed, we are still better looking than you.

>>3730489

There's about a dozen BC whom I know, and a few I've met online. I don't know about Alberta but I do know that the best player in Canada (and one of the best in the continent, he came third at EVO the last time they had melty there) Tare lives there ATM. But he moved there from BC and spends his off time here.

Really the BC gaming scene kinda stretches into Washington and Alberta anyways.

Also, if you want to get destroyed at MB you can come up to UBC on any Friday and get rocked by the CVGA gaming club.

>>3730305
I agree.

>>3730329
I don't know anyone who takes their shoes off when entering a house. That's what doormats are for.

Québec is now proclaiming his independancy, in exclusivity on 4chan.
Fuck you canada, we owned you nothing now.

If you think of Toronto when you think of Eastern Canada, that's your problem. Awful city. Montreal is great. Even Ottawa is better.

>>3730482

I was buying groceries and needed coffee badly (change in time zones + caffiene addiction - coffee = dead BC dude), and there I saw it: 'Coffee Time'.

I though to myself "It's been a week of nothing but Timmy's and Starbucks (note to self: buy entire family tree french presses), how bad can this place be? "

Approaching the counter I am greeted by an East Indian woman who is grossly out of shape. "What do you want?" She asks me, devoid of any enjoyment of her job or proper customer service.

I gaze upon the menu on the wall behind her, a decrepit old lady gets inline behind to acquire another doughnut. Pouring over the rather limited menu choices and gazing at the cheap looking and ominous 'flavour dispenser' I decide that I should choose what she would be least likely to screw up.

>>3730735

"One regular coffee, please." at my prompt she grabs a rather small cup from a stack and heads to the coffee pot.

The coffee pot had obviously not been cleaned in a long time, deposits of old coffee was built up on the edges of the cheap glass fishbowl pot. Inside was coffee which had quite obviously gone stale several hours earlier in the day and had yet to be replaced. She grabbed the grimy bowl and poured me a cup of the ancient brew. Yelling over her shoulder she asked me if I wanted cream or sugar. I breifly consider that those would help disguise the taste of the coffee, but upon seeing a cream dispenser I decide that may only make it worse.

She hands me the cup.

>>3730736
On the drive home feel the cup, it was about peak drinking temperature at that point. Picking the cup and swishing it around a bit i could tell that the bottom had sludge in it.

"Okay Anon, you drink old coffee all the time; there was a point where you lived on highway rest stop coffee for a month, you've drunken day old coffee with grounds in it before; how bad can this be?"

I bring the cup to my lips, I smell trying to judge the coffee based on it's aroma, but I am greeted by a confounding scent I can relate to no other coffee. "Fuck it, I'm just being a wimp." Maybe all those fancy commercial drive coffee shops have made me a bit spoiled. I take a good long hard swig.

The flavour and texture of the coffee assail me. The coffee tastes like something between bath water, grounds, and the scraped bottom of a reststop pot of coffee. It's quite literally the worst thing I had ever tasted in a good ten years. I spit the 'coffee' back into the cup and pull into a nearby parking lot. I violently hurl the cup into a trashcan and begin looking through my groceries for something to clean the powerfully lingering taste from my mouth. The orange juice and Cola prove ineffective against the staying power of the 'coffee'. Then I see it: the bottle of Tabasco sauce.
***********

And that's the story of my trip to coffee time, in which I rinsed my mouth out with a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

>>3730739

The prairies are the only provinces not in the shithole, while provinces like Ontario are in billions in debt. Also Toronto is shit because of Miller.

>>3730475
Some of you faggots really sound like Asian nerds even online. It's disgusting.

>>3730739
So basically you're describing the taste of all coffee, since coffee tastes fucking awful.

>>3730751
Actually I'm pretty damn white (however, also part Cree). However many of my Asian friends have called me an 'Egg' (white on the outside, yellow on the inside), which I personally just don't see.

>>3730756
Okay, but I'm 70% sure you've never had a good cup of coffee in your life based on that statement. I like tea too, that's what I switched too for the remainder of my trip.

>>3730756

Coffee is fucking good. Tea is fucking good as well, if not better.

>>3730751
I've been saying this for years, but no one agrees with me. Everyone thinks east Canada is SO COOL AND BIG AND IT HAS QUEBEC AND TORONTO!

Too bad Alberta fucking pays for most of that. Quebec is a fucking shithole and should leave Canada immediately. No one wants it here.
Protip: You can't claim sovereignty and fucking still want all the benefits of being with Canada.

Canada is a pretty quiet country. Nothing much happens here. There's a lot of corruption but I'm assuming that's standard for most countries nowadays.
There's increasingly bad decisions being made, though.
Our internet access conditions are among the worst in the world (expensive, slow speeds, further slowed to less than 10% normal afternoons and evenings, low monthly caps), and they're going to get a lot worse soon.
Some guy lost his job, his wife, went to prison, is forbidden to use the internet for two years, is registered as a sex offender and has to see a shrink... all because "he had 10 erotic stories involving teenages on his computer". So apparently Canada's doing thought crimes now.
We're still among the best countries in the world, which makes me very very sad...

>>3730775
Tea is awesome, particularly green and white teas.

I still stand by my statement that coffee is shit.

>>3730779
Quebec tried leaving, actually. They were supposed to separate (partially at first) and eventually become a country of their own. If I recall the vote ended up freakishly close at 50.x%.
Turns out a lot of rich people in Ontario make their money off of companies that that own but that are located in Quebec and manned by Quebec workers, and they pressured the government of Canada into manipulating the vote.
So nearly everyone in Canada wanted Quebec to separate, but as usual a few rich people made the decision.
There's no way a second vote will happen, so... sorry dude, you're stuck with them.

>>3730817

provide link/citation for the erotic story thing.

In the meantime I will make a cup of Dilmahs finest Sri Lanken tea.

>>3730853
Isn't Quebec consider a sovereign state within Canada?

>>3730893
In a way, yes. What they wanted to do was separate completely from Canada, yet still receive all the benefits from being with Canada. I don't fucking understand it. Also, they're the only province that receives money for "just staying with Canada", yet they're corrupt as fuck and in debt.

damn Google's spider is own the game

Posting in a Canadian Coffee thread.

>If you ever moved to Japan, would you be able to answer the abundant questions the Japanese would be asking you about your homeland?
Just as valid as this would be
"Would you be able to answer the abundant questions the Japanese ask about how you can stand to be in Japan without them thinking you are a huge fucking weeaboo and incapable of viewing the country objectively?"
More than being asked about America, I get asked if I can stand [aspect of life x] in Japan. I answer honestly: I'm pretty easygoing so aside from having my spine nearly twisted during rush hour once, I don't let anything bother me.

>>3730868
I didn't save the link, it popped up a few times these last couple weeks.
It was on the Ottawa Sun site if you feel like poking around.
>>3730901
Not sure what you mean by "benefits". They were planning on being partially dependent for some time (five years, I think?), for example they were gonna keep using the same currency until they could establish their own. That's not really an advantage, especially considering that the Canadian dollar wasn't worth much.
There's heavy corruption and debt in all of Canada. I think Alberta is the only place that has been generating a decent amount of money, and then only because of their natural resources.
Quebec sucks but it doesn't suck any more than any other place in the country. Plus they have nice strip clubs. I went with friends once... quite memorable.

>>3730907
Impressive.
I'm guessing the quote wasn't accurate.

http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/loses+testicle+after+random+vicious+kick+woman/2152272/story.htm
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>>3731104

Jesus, I'm glad I'm seldom in Langley. There's some kind of sicko ballbusting fetishist going on a rampage.

In Canada nuts get removed in the hospital.