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If I was Suika, I would drink with /jp/. I am Suika, but I will still drink with jaypee.

>> No.37243096

>>37242431
good night jay[ee

>> No.37243125

>>37243096
Good night anon.

>> No.37251979

>>37242431
You are not Suika.

>> No.37252016

>>37251979
You're right, I forgot a word.

>> No.37252136

>>37251979
How do you know that?

>> No.37252223

I want to drink with Suika!

>> No.37252281

I'm pretty sure it's "If I were Suika"

>> No.37257399

>>37252281
I'm pretty sure you're Suika.

>> No.37257593

>>37242431
Suika is so hot.

>> No.37262341

>>37257593
It's all the alcohol she drinks.

>> No.37262563

>>37242431
Sounds like you've been drinking already

>> No.37262585

>>37262341
So if I drink as much alcohol as her, I'll become hot too?

>> No.37262654

>>37262585
Anon, if you want to be hot, the person who needs to get wasted is not you but the person you're with.

>> No.37262675

>>37262654
Yeah?

>> No.37262943

>>37262654
OK now imagine a /jp/ meetup with alcohol how do you think that would go?

>> No.37266015

>>37262943
Very bad for one anon.

>> No.37266065

>>37257593
But she looks like child.

>> No.37266444
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>>37266065
Yes, that's what I said. Suika is hot.

>> No.37271763

What are you drinking, /jp/?

>> No.37271779

>>37266015
which anon

>> No.37274590

>>37271779
The one with a loli imouto.

>> No.37279714
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>> No.37280128

>>37279714
gorgeous watermelon

>> No.37281303

>>37242431
You will never be a real Suika. You have no horns, you have no density manipulation abilities, you have no infinite alcohol.

>> No.37281444

>>37271763
water because my beer is gone

>> No.37281477

>>37281303
I don't think those are good criteria to judge whether someone is Suika or not.
>horns
He can pay a surgeon enough money and he'll attach some to his head.
>density manipulation abilities
He could increase his weight without increasing his volume by drinking water or eating heavy metals like gold or tungsten. I wouldn't recommend the latter, though.
>no infinite alcohol
He could hire an anon to follow him everywhere with a duffel bag full of booze, and go buy more when needed.

>> No.37281914

>>37281303
I know, I just forgot a word.
I am NOT Suika, but I will still drink with jaypee.

>> No.37285157
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>> No.37285180

>>37285157
Delicious tummy, chest and armpit.

>> No.37291365

>>37242431
Suika would never hang out with the antisocial NEETS around here.

>> No.37291420

>>37291365
/jp/ is full of fun loving people

>> No.37291469
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>>37291365
I like to pretend she would.

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>>37291365
What if I have homemade mead on offer? Would she say no to that?

>> No.37295470
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37295470

Would you accept her offer?

>> No.37295482

>>37295470
yeah
im already drinking rum, why not

>> No.37301058
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>> No.37301311

>>37295470
no, she looks possessed
evil woman

>> No.37301548
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37301548

So, what ARE you guys and girls drinking anyway?

Plain Beer? Some mix-drinks like Flying bull? Wine? Mead? Shots even?

I myself tend to drink Mead. Thats my staple. And belgium cherry beer "Lindemanns Kriek" which is really tasty.
Also cream liquor shots like pistachio, strawberry or coconut.

Dunno what im going to drink this evening, woke up late because i worked nightshift this week and my better half is raiding with her friends this evening, so its alcohol time.

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>>37301548
Mead, mostly homebrew

>> No.37301714

>>37301548
Whisky. It's the only alcoholic beverage I drink.
>guys and girls
Girls on /jp/?

>> No.37301739
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>>37301667
Nice, good taste anon!

A friend of my father brews Mead for a living, he´s called "Mead Uncle" so he named his brewery that too. makes his own honey as well, with nice stuff like Orangeflower-honey mead, and mixes them like Cherry Mead, Chili Mead or, the fav of my best friend who died 2 months ago, blackcurrant mead (Way too sweet for my tastebuds, but he and my wife both love sweet stuff)

>>37301714
Nowadays, you never know.

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>>37301739
I don't make my own honey, however, in my country beekeeping is extremely popular so getting cheap high quality honey is easy. I've only made two long-term aged meads so far (I'm not a huge drinker overall and I'm stuck with short meads while stydying abroad), one was basic wildflower honey and water combination with some dried apples and pears from my garden added for flavoring, came out to ~10% really sweet with hints of apple. The 2nd one should be drinkable around Christmas (12%, half-sweet) - this one was made with a 50-50 blend of wildflower and buckwheat honey (~3kg in total for 10l), 5l of apple juice (from my garden as well) and flavored with St John's wort, and a mix of other herbs and flowers I foraged myself. I actually saw Yuuka in a dream shortly after pitching this one so I have high hopes for it. What's your favorite mead?

>best friend who died 2 months ago
What happened to him?

>> No.37302063

>>37301873
I love the orangleflower one. That or Cherry.

He was shot by his older brother and died on the scene, his parents house. No one knows why, because that fucker shot himself afterwards and died a day later at the hospital.
Both were 28 and 29 years old, long time friends of us and both frequenting the shooting club in the next town. As possession of weapons is illegal here except for sports reason, both were on their way to the range for some training since a tournament was coming up.

all we know is (no one was at home except those two) that Sebastian shot Flo on the stairs down from their floor, twice in the chest and one in the belly. then he ran outside, put the gun to his head and shot again. four rounds where fired.

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>>37302063
Sounds like some latent quarrel or a mental health issue that went unnoticed, but what do I know.

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>>37302149
We´ll never know for sure.
All we know is that the older one sometimes took jokes the wrong way and was easily enraged when people made fun of him.
If that has something to do with him being a brony...idk and honestly, idc. Theres no way to change it anymore. All i can do is offering a toast to my best friend every time i drink, because thats something we always did together at he pub we always went to.

>> No.37302221

>>37301548
>>37301714
>>37301739
You should not be promoting this place to women.

>> No.37302384

>>37302221
As if w*men would ever browse this place get a grip

>> No.37302738
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>>37302199
That's really nice of you, Anon. Enjoy your drinks.

>> No.37305393

>>37242431
No

>> No.37305577

>>37302221
women don't exist.

>> No.37305877

>>37305577
The 2D ones do.

>> No.37306989

>>37242431
Yes

>> No.37308436

>>37242431
nice hooks

>> No.37310133
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37310133

Suika loves being with friends.

>> No.37311663

Is Suika dangerous?

>> No.37314806
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>>37311663
Of course not, as long as you share your drinks.

>> No.37316182 [DELETED] 

>>37251979
I am Suika

>> No.37316319
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>>37242431
I LOVE Suika!

>> No.37319025
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37319025

>>37242431
There are Devas of the Mountain and the oni leader so where are the other 2?

>> No.37319549

>>37319025
This never fails to make me hard as diamonds

>> No.37321672
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ibuki

>> No.37325990
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I really like broken moon, its a good song

>> No.37326875

>>37321672
She looks like she's about to apologize for something.

>> No.37327141

>>37326875
She was mad at you last night, so she drunk all of your alcohol and then scratched the walls of your house with her horns

>> No.37329079

>>37327141
>She was mad at you last night
What for?

>> No.37333528

>>37266444
love those tan lines

>> No.37334404
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https://youtu.be/UIp6_0kct_U
he actually fucking did it the madman

>> No.37334454

>>37251979
No, he is japanese goblin

>> No.37340179

>>37334404
Nice, but for some reason I prefer the choreography of the original.

>> No.37342935
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37342935

Uhh, guys, I think we both drank too much. What do?

>> No.37342952

>>37342935
Kiss her on the lips

>> No.37346704

>>37325990
What a lovely smile.

>> No.37346713

>>37342935
Sex the Japanese goblin.

>> No.37349790

>>37346713
Any tips on how to avoid a crushed pelvis?

>> No.37350338

>>37281477
That is just playing pretend and you know it

>> No.37352595
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>> No.37354681

>>37242431
nice hooks

>> No.37357767

>>37242431
Suika more like Suckia heheheeee

>> No.37360098
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>>37349790
there is no way, just try to endure it anon

>> No.37367005
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Do you think Suika has defined muscles?

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>>37367005
Absolutely

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>> No.37379137
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>>37242431
Well I'm currently drinking so it's kind of like we are drinking together.

>> No.37379161
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37379161

>>37379137
yeah we are drinking together.
i am drunking woodford reserve, how about you

>> No.37379183
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>>37379161
I'm drinking white rum and coke!

>> No.37379209
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>>37379183
okay!
i will do one last shot for you, im pretty far in
i want to sober up so i can finally go stargazing tomorrow and view the beautiful cosmos

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>>37379209
Have fun looking at the stars anon!
I will keep drinking as this is my designated get drunk weekend this month!

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>>37379216
I still have 18 hours before i go stargazing.

>> No.37379234
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>>37379226
Well that sounds like 3 more shots!

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>>37379234
yeh

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>>37379234
okey i did another shot

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>>37379436
Heck yeah!
Another shot for me as well!

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>>37379446
okay one more for me too

>> No.37379608

Suikaposters drink themselves to death every Friday night and we watch it happen.

>> No.37379942

>>37379608
Alcohol is great in moderation.

>> No.37385570

>>37379608
How could I join the suikaposters anonymous?

>> No.37387275

>>37385570
Drink and play IaMP

>> No.37387549

>>37242431
Drinking coal my favorite

>> No.37393448

posting in good thread

>> No.37395903

posting in best thread

>> No.37401036

postan on drunk thrde

>> No.37403700

i dont know anything about toehoe but i saw the japanese goblin video by mtb and now i am in love with her.

>> No.37406886

alcohol soon

>> No.37407067

>>37242431
what did Eiki told you?

>> No.37409726 [DELETED] 

O NI

>> No.37409744 [DELETED] 

>>37262943
Lots of gay sex

>> No.37411714 [DELETED] 
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alco

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>> No.37418802

>>37262563
I could use a strong zero right about now

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