/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I thirst for Troll lewds, Axem where are you? I can't keep going like this

People really need to stop posting random girls with witch hats as dark mages. Also that other thread was made hours before the previous one died too.

>>37276490
You need something like that light sign for summoning Batman, but with a Troll butt.

>>37276554
>Also that other thread was made hours before the previous one died too.
Back to the old tricks, I see.

Hey, any new flavors of nuts lately? Let the Ratas know right away so everyone can read all about them daily this Nonstop Nut November.

>>37276630
Yeah, I have two in the new 'deez' flavor.

>>37276554
>>37276584
>hours before
Just over one hour, actually.
>>37276041
>>37275275

Every time we get tied up in bullshit thread meta nonsense, a baphomet has to turn to stripping to make end's meet.

Why is she staring blankly like that while looking up?

So which thread should I use now you buncha faceless ugly bastards?

>>37276691
She's looking at the flattie harlot debasing herself above her

>>37276689
I'm going to go broke by throwing all of my money at her.

>>37276660
Point still stands.
>>37276689
And yet she blows most of it on that one male stripper she likes.

>>37276689
I still don't know if I would prefer to be dragged into the Navverse or the Vadaverse

>>37276691
It turns out that with the right camera, a picture of a basilisk can have the same effect as an actual basilisk.

>>37276691
my paper about nuns instead of history that I turned in

>>37276720
Navverse is the place I'd want to be.
All that S TACK

>>37276490
>Axem where are you?
He hasn't participated in a drawpile in ages

>>37276759
What's a drawpile?

>>37276759
That's on /monster/, he still sometimes came here afterwards.

>>37276720
Vada for me, nav's good but vada does cute baphs

>>37276759
I can understand why he left the drawpiles though. Some people from here (like myself) always participated on them until a couple of retards started drawing Genshit and vtumors on them and scared away all the artists that wanted to draw monsters, those retards single-handedly destroyed the drawpiles

>>37276799
Were non-MGE monster girls allowed before, though?

>>37276720
Guess I'm the only one going to the Barbverse then

>>37276817
Yeah but not shit that gets spammed 24/7 everywhere and which are just 3D bitches wearing virtual makeup, it would be the same as people posting twitch whores selling their bathwater on the drawpile. I still don't know how people can't realize that the average /jp/ user sees vtumors as they are, just 3DPD

>>37276660
>Hag's are the Greatest.
>Hag's are

>>37276929
cute hagon

>>37276786
You have a leads on that board? I haven’t had much luck in finding it.

>>37276929
The recent incel dragon posts have made me appreciate zombie dragons more. At least the dead ones don't call me 'droid'.

>>37276846
Because they're Japanese so they still act within otaku culture and talk about subjects within it mostly.
Funny thing is, one of the common criticisms against them is them acting all "fake kawaii", but actually, they ended up getting completely out of control and just kinda acted how they wanted so much, that the company had to stop branding them as an Idol Group, and that genuineness kinda ended up being one of their biggest appeals.

>>37276933
I wish there was more new funny sketches of her other than just the old ones.

>>37276554
There just aren't that many actual Dark Mage images and besides you can't really distinguish them.
I wouldn't use witch/mage pic for the OP unless it was actual dark mage/witch pic, though.

>>37277028
>a
Pretty much.
The EN ones are huge weirdos and it makes them fun to watch,
I put them on in the background while I do other things

>>37277008
It won't let me send a post with a link, but if you're interested in drawpiles themselves, Wikifag archives them, you can look them up in the gallery.

Gonna enter Selene's stupid arena, challenge her to a fight, then whip out a pistol! That's how I'll win!

>>37276443

>>37276630
I have some unique nuts with a unique flavor. She'll have to try them personally though if she truly wants to know what they taste like.

>>37277220
Stupid squirrel with her stupid sexy pink panties

>>37277028
I hope you’re joking but it’s hard to tell.

>>37277207
very cute nun

Has news reached this place yet? MGE wiki is kill in two weeks.

Look at this poor man. This is what losing to the mofu and succumbing to foxes' wiles does to you. Look at the despair and hopelessness. Truly disturbing.

>>37277276
No. It's like you haven't even seen a single Holo clip before and are just throwing your assumptions around.

>>37277353
yesterdays news. we're over it now.

>>37277353
Yes.
>>37271964
>>37272428

>>37277407
I'm not over it

>>37277028
I don't even dislike vtubers themselves, I just find vast majority of their fans on this site obnoxious faggots that can't keep to themselves.

>>37277382
the trash near the onset was enough. i don't care what it has evolved or devolved into.

>>37276544
I want to cut a hole in her skirt and fuck her doggystyle like those DPMI videos.
It's kinda weird that you never see something like that in hentai mangas.

>>37277459
Those eyes frighten me

My desire in life is to be vored by my waifu.
>Licked all over
>Dropped into her mouth
>Sloshed around inside to get a thorough taste of me
>"Gobbled up," whole and alive
>Enjoy my last living moments in her body before it all fades to black
Pic related is my waifu.

>>37277510
i don't see any hearts. i think you're good

Those of you who have an MGE waifu:
Do you feel inspired by other waifufags/look at their stuff for inspiration?
Do you ever get inferiority complex about whether you love your waifu enough compared to others (especially if it's the same species)?

>>37277534
It's the ones that don't heart pupil that scare me the most

>>37277382
thanks for clearing that up for me

>>37277514
the only kind of vore that is acceptable on this thread

>>37277568
I aint scared of no monster

>>37277662
acceptable is a strong word for it but sure

I imagine given the death of the wiki, we might have a chance to make a new place thats a little bit more welcoming of certain other types of art. Having to have everything be skirting the line of SFW while the subject is very clearly NSFW is kind of annoying. Anyone know where else we could go?

>>37276443

>>37277563
lol

>>37277687
cute demon

Around echidnas,never relax

Mmmph hmmphhh!

>>37277686
>we

Do Owl Mages and Ratas get along?

>>37277686
Go back

>>37277802
>wuz

>>37277794
I'd take a normal lim over a big one

>>37277370
Is the little one sitting on her mom's lap eating a burger?

>>37277202
Come to think of it, Selene never mentioned guns in her rules

>>37277370
these mofus are multiplying too fast

>>37277370

>>37276443
This 17 year old is great

>>37277880
>Mindflayer portrait
what kind of house is this?

>>37277824

>>37277913
>mindflayer portrait
I see a kraken

>>37277921

>>37277686
miraheze.org maybe? I kinda just ran into it just earlier coincidentally when looking at the evilbabes wiki and I saw that they had a sister site that had nsfw pics on it too.

>>37277814
>>37277802
you do realize this will mean a loss of actual good translations on the surface web, right?

>>37277923
He's talking about this.

>>37277923
Shit,i am stupid

>>37276443

>>37275275
Here is atleast a better example of dark mages

>>37277921
>>37277938
damn i suck at sliding puzzles. i'll never get past the locked door in druellas mansion like this

>>37277842
But her rules DO say that the weapons have to be DE weapons and approved by either herself or her right hand succ

>>37277794
I wanna give my monster girl adventuring party members items that augment their figures AND take responsibility

>>37277941
https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
They also have an MGE page, but it's full of outdated and inaccurate information.

>>37277948
So the squidified husband had to get on top of a suited mannequin and put on a monocle to get his portrait taken?

>>37277956
>imagine using doors
couldn't be me, all I do is make new doors with some highly reactive materials

I like succs, have you appreciated best girl today?

>>37277956
>Druella decided to have a puzzle door installee in her mansion to test potential suitors' intellect
>it started as a grand, riddle-type thing where you had to knock in a certain place a certain number of times
>the few anons that came by couldn't solve it and gave up
>eventually she had to switch it to a simple sliding tile puzzle
>still too complex
>now it's literally just 'put the square peg in the square hole and the circle peg in the circle hole'
>anons still get frustrated and leave to go find one of her maids or generals to bang instead
>Druella hates her life

>>37277945
oh no

>>37278056
>it started as a grand, riddle-type thing where you had to knock in a certain place a certain number of times
have you seen the autistic kind of solutions old adventure/text based games had? someone would had gotten it right eventually

>>37278056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0

>>37277974
I think that's an old-school DnD mindflayer.

>>37278072
but did they have a hot and ready kiki grinding up against their leg while they try to solve it?

>>37278056
I would blow that door wide open and tell her that the door made my head hurt so I broke it

>>37278056
>One anon got his dick stuck in the square hole

>>37278108
Can i keep the kiki instead? they look like nice housewives and mothers

>>37278146
in his defense that's usually the solution

>>37276691
>its the shock that Anon actually passed her special exam
>the one time in Anon's life when drawing a giant dick'n'ballz on the exam paper is the correct answer

>>37278056
>the one that passed was the most retarded anon ironically

If I fortnite danced in front a bee girl how would she react?

>>37277202
>two moves later, the pistol jammed up Edge-Anon's asshole acts as a prostate massager and Edge-Anon almost dehydrates from cumming
>Selene is concerned at the waste that that he's cumming so hard and he hasn't even put his tiny cock in her yet
>she tries to take the pistol back out but its gone completely inside Edge-anon's gape
>hfw telling her friends the story later:
>"like I only just got my hand back out with just this empty magazine when all that ass-cumming revealed the true nature and the dark mana turned her into this useless fucking Alp"

37278262
you make the cringiest cringe cats look based

>>37276443

>>37277948
Great Uncle Cthulhu?
>he's off sleeping somewhere, Ftagn.

>>37278080
Its Cthulhu.
Shoggs are originally from the H.P.Lovecroft lore so its a x-over or tribute.

>>37278283

>>37278345
Wurm fight! I'm putting $50 on Red!

>>37278349
fuck you, I'm putting $100 on blue

>>37278262
>she tries to follow Anon's directions, flies 2 miles south, makes a sharp left turn, and tries to find a large tree with a bent branch... and is totally lost
>when she finally gets back, just take your dick out and do the 'helicopter spin'

>>37276443

>>37278335
>H.P.Lovecroft lore so its a x-over
Hopefully the Dark Cheshire's dont find out about old HPL and cats

My ancestors are smiling at me, jannie.
Can you say the same?

>>37278415
need cat mommy milkies

>>37278415
He's too powerful! We need SWAT! Bring in tactical!

>>37278415
BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD

Wtf, did the ads go down for anyone else? I'm shaking bros

>>37278415
AIEEEEEEEEE

It's over. You saw it so by elf law you have to do it.

>>37278508
I only kiss 500 year and older

>>37278415
The absolute mad lad.

>>37278415
You may not like it, but this is what peak Cheshire performance looks like.

>>37278531
>you may not like it
Who the fuck wouldn't like some big kitty titty other than lolicons and fags

>>37278560
controversial opinion, but honestly, they're too big.

>>37278415
Kindly delet this. The nursing bra is a mockery to their adulthood as if claiming they are kids that can't resist sucking tits

>>37278560
See >>37278574
Personally I like ‘em but it’s easy to see them being too large for people.
I just enjoy exceedingly large booba. But also lolis, go figure.

>>37276443

>>37278415

>>37278602
>tfw jinkos mess up your kinkos

>>37278631
I like the wock on the right better

>>37278631
Perfect hag for cuddling

>>37278602
He won't fuck you.

>>37278631
>imagine all that hag on top of you, smothering you

>>37278631
I prefer the one on the left. Better for cuddling, more confident, probably stronger.

>>37277686
Weren't some of the old admins of wikia attempting to make a wiki-engine site that could host everything? That guy with an owl avatar was among them. I remember they got overwhelmed with work and dropped it, but the idea is probably still legit in this new context.

Need monster with huge ass and thighs to sit on my face.

>>37278670
She doesn't need to be fucked, she just wants a tummy rub like all cats.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34840456/chapters/87239632

The second and final part of the oppai cat story I started a while ago. Not amazingly happy with my smut scenes recently, but I wanted to get it done. Hope you enjoy.

>>37278713
If anything, right is probably stronger due to being older. Dragon strength and invulnerability is almost magic like, and not necessarily able to be determined from appearance. And even the weakest dragon would be unfathomably stronger than any human.

>>37278736
Don't we all?

>>37278602
And’s what wrong with saying the truth?

>>37278779
Perfect timing

>>37278779
thangk yuo crombol

Need a thorough presentation on why I should nut in horse pussy.

I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna
I'm gonna void the warranty

>>37278940
- Very fertile, will result in at least one child.
- Very strong, will drain your balls dry without even requiring you to move.
- Very messy, collateral damage is part of the fun.

>>37278957
I want an Automaton, a Golem, and a Mimic to vie for my affections.

>>37278966
I would request a demonstration from a cute horse girl, as well.

>>37278940
In case you nutted in that horse pussy back there, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: Do not nut in the horse pussy.

>>37278940
You can spank her while you fuck and she can't do anything about it because her arms don't reach that far back. It's fun watching her get more and more frustrated

>>37279001
she could kick you

>>37279001
Do centaurs and their subspecies have human pussy on front, too? Or does it have traits of horse pussy as well?

>>37278978
There's no shortage of those.

>>37279012
She'd never!

>>37278940
Because after you've worn yourself out blowing loads into the horsepussy, you dont have to save up any energy to walk home.

Asking again: Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

>>37278966
>- Very fertile, will result in at least one child.
Horses almost always give birth to one foal, twin births are rare, and to my knowledge there's no documented case of horse triplets. There's nothing wrong with that, you just have to impregnate your wife multiple times to have many daughters, but you should not expect litters.

>>37279017
MGE Centaurs do, Monmusu and MonOisho canon dont.
>Have MGE Unicorns and Bicorns been confirmed as single or double-puss? Or is it just assumed theyre doubles like centaurs?

>see jinko whiteknighting on a forum
>getting dumped on by the rest of the users
>dm her
>"Hey, I just want to say how awesome it is to see you standing up for humans like that. Nice to know not all monsters are evil <3"
>instant reply
>another orbiter acquired
It's all just too easy. And the best part is, leading all these sexually frustrated women on will NEVER go wrong.

>>37279133
scum

>>37278966
I shall ask the eternal question.
Do they have 2 pussies or 1? If the latter, where is it located?

>>37279158
they have two

>>37279133
You are the boy in this picture.

>>37279074
>>37279158
All monsters in the MGE centaur family have dual pussies, not just the vanilla centaur. KC even drew a picture of a bicorn getting dicked in her frontpussy.
https://i.imgur.com/eHHiQ4x.jpg

>>37279133
>See jinko getting dunked on for whiteknighting
>DM the users that dunked on her
>send them dix pics, my name, and my address
>Tell them come to my house on a certain date for something fun that they can record
>Instant replies
>Get raped and put on xmons like the dirty slut I am
>Getting fucked by old monsters
Just so much fun to be had

>>37279201
>getting dicked in her frontpussy.
What kind of clever pickup lines could you make with them?
>"Hey babe, your frontpussy as good as your rearpussy?"

>>37279229
>Can I try before I buy?

>>37277921

>playing what could be my favorite video game of the year
>Charon the ferryman is a woman and says the words "it feels like I've been stuck in a dead-end job with an endless commute"
I don't wanna sound like a shill or nothing, but The Forgotten City is pretty cool. Now discuss the underworld and underworld accessories.

>>37277824
Same, big is nice but id rather be with a monster girl shaped like this. Being that big is good only when combined with being really tall, at least 7'+

>>37279262
This makes my willy feel funny

cows are the best

>>37279229
>Anon is pounding his cent-waifu's backpussy
>"Im going to cum in you so hard, it'll leak out the front"
>cent waifu is embarrassed at such lewdness, but clamps down tight just in case because she wants it all in her womb as another foal-daughterfu

>Anon is pounding his Bicorn waifu
>says the same
>walks around to snuggle afterwards
>Anon is excited that there's cum leaking out her frontpuss
>Bicorn shrugs "What makes you think its yours?"

>>37278345
Calm down girls, I have an arm for each of you

>>37279399
Mature monsters are for being bred

>>37279201
Further evidence to Bicorn superiority.

>>37279417
They were made for it

>>37279438
Its a known fact that breeding a mature monster hard enough ca n cause all her class levels to be changed into levels of Broodmother

>>37279443
I have to visit an end game boss, I'll be right back

>>37279366
Wurm Gauntlets, indestructible gauntlets for beating the fuck out of anything.

I can't think of many comfier things than being an onii-chan to a Rata, Witch, Familiar, Devil, and Nuki in Runya Sabbath.

>>37279474
They deal extra bite damage on occassion.

>>37279485
>>37279474
also great for mining and bypassing puzzles

Do you have your own original ways of defeating Monster Girls?

>>37279482
Yeti hugs

>>37279465
>Depending on your system, that level 100/20 "Arch-Witch" just became a level 100/20 Broodmother after you dicked her hard enough.

At least it still lets them carry over some spells and combat utlility thanks to the "Defend the young" passive

>>37278080
>>37278335
Still funny to think of a squidhusband going through all that to get a nice family portrait.

>>37279443
Can she just... not? I don't want any more than 1 or 2 kids, especially not a whole legion

>>37279509
>challenge her to a game
>add increasingly convoluted and obfuscated rules
>if she can figure out whatever I'm going on about, or bullshit her way through it, I'd have fun with her anyways, and don't mind losing to her
>otherwise, I rely on her being distracted long enough a proper opportunity to escape can arise

>>37279521
Then just don't breed her hard enough.
Moderate breeding has no risk of spontanious class change

>>37279531
Ah yes, the Calvinball method

>>37279515
Still not as comfy, in my opinion. Comfy, sure, but not as long-term comfy.

>>37279509

>>37279531
Your plan has a glaring weakness to gordian knot solutions. I.e. manticore that says “fuck this” and tackle-rapes you.

>>37279509
make bubbles filled magic that makes monsters orgasm so hard that they make a small river

>>37279521
you have to keep watch or else it won't be your choice after a while

>>37279520
Anon takes his Mindsquid-waifu out festive trickortreating by a combined costume as Old Uncle Cthulhu
>they get lots of candy
>nobody realises she's getting more 'candy' by sitting on Anon's face in public all night

>>37279546
A Jinko would probably play it out to the end, wouldn't she?

>>37279565
That's where I exploit a fundamental property of mamono mana - for me to even have a chance at being into a girl, she has to be able to put up with my inane bullshit.

>>37279593
no she really wouldn't want any more than that either

>>37279603
Jinkos never admit defeat, they plan until someone wins or they can't continue

>>37279509
>cut gloryhole in wall
>sign "Place hand in for treasure"
>hold the hand
>get the treasure

>>37278152
What's the ideal amount of break time you should give your Kikis so they have some time for themselves?

>>37279509
Time to defeat the mamono:
>Adopt aggressive ready to fight stance
>"Aha, but you can't fight me when you're surrounded by so many children"
>Confused mamono is distracted and looks down
>"But there aren't any children...?"
>"No, not yet..."
We both win.

>>37279509
just act so retarded that they give up

>>37279399
I thought she had tentacles at first.

>>37279725
that would make it even better but she doesn't sadly

>>37279553
>>37279509
>last boss got chumped so many times she defaults to greeting the hero with invitation to sex
>all her midbosses quit because she kept losing and raped
>the holy sword wasn't even buried anywhere, that's how relaxed and sure of victory it is
shit, i feel sad for the dragon.
I wanna go to the BBEG's castle and have a very close fight with her that goes on for three entire episodes, and spans the entire castle as the battlefield, forcing us to use all the techniques we know. Then after we fight enough to understand each other's true motives for fighting, and find out they're pretty similar, on our last breathes we'll call it a draw, make peace, and to commemorate the peace, once we regain strength, we'll have the lewd follow-up of same epic proportions, bending her over each and every piece of furniture, getting ridden by her into the walls and floor, and that's just for the first set of heirs for the throne of evil. Our reign will be of legend, once the kids grow up that is. But at least nobody's gonna bother a "retired" Hero and Finalbossgirl pair, right?

>>37279399
>take a wealthy old dragon out to dinner at your favorite restaurant
>she orders the 1600oz steak
>you always wondered who ate those

>>37279789
>100 pound steak
no wonder she is so meaty

I want to comfort a poor depressed Dragon maou.

>>37279509
I always travel with a single friend that I'm willing to throw under the bus to protect myself.

>>37279509
Just offer to help them all find their perfect husbands.

You have caught the attention of a group of orcs

>>37280092
all I see is green cows

>>37279982
This is the best solution for any mamono you meet who you aren't into. Anything else could easily be construed as "playing hard to get". You can stop playing matchmaker once Eros rewards you with your perfect mamono wife.

>>37279880
Be careful if you do this. Dragons are notoriously clingy.

Woah, Greenworms look like THIS?

>>37280193
greenworm cow

>>37280193
So this is what happens when you feed your green worms?
I'll be back in a minute guys, gonna buy like 50 cabbages.

>>37280092
I would like to practice my bachata, would any of you be interested?

Hug every squid you find.

>>37280242
>ywn have a cute hebe Flayer retroactive childhood friend

>>37280252
Ok Namine

>>37280193
Miss Greenworm, are you trying to seduce me again?

>>37280302
I had a huge crush on Namine as a kid. How I discovered hentai was scrolling through Google Images results for her.

>>37280405
Did you fap?

>>37280193
This is what happens when greenworms only eat high carb content grains instead of greens

>>37280441
Yeah, I learned about masturbation, and most lewd things I knew about back then, by searching "Sex" on Wikipedia and binging links.

>>37280193
only in the cow kingdom

Do you think there are Jinkos that have dropped whiteknighting after reading Dragon forums? How do you think such Jinkos behave?

>>37280472
Say nothing, then place their big paws on Anon's face.

>>37280208
>>37280471
Green milk economy is booming it seems

>>37280472
You just have to know where to look.
>Consider the jinko. those from the Land of the Four Gods conform to the description found in this encyclopedia's entry on jinko: proud warriors who assault humans only when they are in heat. In contrast, jinko of the Land of the Four Fiends are raging beasts eternally in heat, deranged soldiers who rape their prisoners mercilessly.

I posted before about a Manticore-Bogie based on some of the speculation when the Bogie was first announced and like I wasn't like planning on doing it again but I was kinda bored.

So I hope you guys like this better than my first attempt. Sorry.

>>37280521
nice manticlussy you drew

>>37276490
Also I just checked the Jinko gallery for some other picture and noticed the new one from him
https://imgbox.com/DKNECGna
https://imgbox.com/78aPHoj0
I don't know when he made that, but I'm glad for more Jinko bathing.

>>37280543
I wonder how many treasures that he hasn't posted on twitter are lying around ready to get lost into oblivion

>>37278415
Big Kitty titty

>>37280575
Wikifag archives those too, so no worries.

>>37280227
This is the endgame. They don't want you to know this information. Friendly reminder that the Greenworms at the park are free you can just take them home.

>>37280193
NO NO NO NO NO NO! Kill it

>>37280575
>>37280604
Also if you're curious some are archived on ourobooru because he used to be a /monster/ native.
>https://ourobooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist:august

>>37280636
>bapho

>>37280193
And when they emerge as Papillions their boobs are even bigger

>>37280305
She's back to her old tricks I suppose.

>>37280458
brb feeding every worm I see a high onions and pasta diet

>>37280670
I want to spank her fat

>>37280667
>papillon referred to as budget titania
>papillon smug now that her titanic titties dwarf the titania with some help from her loving husband

>>37277563
>Do you feel inspired by other waifufags/look at their stuff for inspiration?
Sometimes I get a vague idea from their stuff. Like if they commission an artist who's style I like or themed outfits like bunny suits.
>Do you ever get inferiority complex about whether you love your waifu enough compared to others (especially if it's the same species)?
Not really an inferiority complex but I've became a bit more closed off about the more lovey dovey stuff with my wives, oddly enough I feel more comfortable talking about lewd things and I'd feel like I was troubling people if I rambled too much about all the romantic things I want to get up to with them.

>>37276443

>>37280690
pinch her tummy and give it a raspberry

>>37277941
>miraheze
Not a good idea considering their tos and the country they're based in.

Do you think Hellhounds consider Salalamnders, Lizardmen and monsters that fight and expect their husbands to defeat them to be "husband abuse"?

>>37280697
She can only barely fly, but that's okay. Her boobs audibly slosh with nectar-sweet milk
Titania can only blush in jealously

>>37280728
>heavily pregnant momma papillon with 2 little Greenworms hanging off each tit
>telling her girls to not be greedy, their sisters need some too

>dragons shitposts increased dramatically
Man those dragoncels are getting desperate, huh

>>37280709
Why are there bras tho

>>37280724
Absolutely ceaseless shitposting about how they’re not only “taking candy from a baby,” but FAILING at it.

>>37280790
>Despite her weighed-down flight, he wings are still a elegant, beautiful, and silent
>but she's not a fast flyer
>husband just slowly walks beside her
>jealous Titania calls her a "big fat pregnant hot air balloon"

>>37279054
There are a few different scenarios I think about, but the most frequent is a teenage-looking Nuki, who acts smug and serious around most people, but like a playful brat for me when nobody else is around. Compared to the profile image, she's slightly shorter and has slightly wider hips. She smells like incense and tea leaves, as she runs an herb shop. She likes roleplaying, in various forms - from LARPing to RPGs to sexual roleplay - and puts lots of effort into her various disguises. Aside from me, she mostly interacts with her employees, but - while putting on her serious front, and sometimes an entire fake persona, in front of them, she's got a friendly dynamic with many of the suppliers for her store.

>>37277563
Not necessarily a full on waifufag, but I regularly have a handful of MGE fantasies. I get inspiration from all over the place. Don't have an inferiority complex, because I don't even have a specific waifu..

>>37280521
She looks like she fucks shotas.

>>37281011
Imagine holding her hand while she flutters next to you, so amazing

>>37276443

Imagine being (Al)non Bundy working at La Chausseurie in Dragonia's fashionable BrightScales Mall district as a show salesman one summer in college, serving haughty, hag Dagrons by fetching and carrying designer heels and boots, kneeling to help them take them off/on, making suggestions as to fit, style, and suitability, all the while unaware that a lifetime passion for shoe salesmanship is awakening deep inside you....

>>37280636
Please don't violently harm the monster girls, they have feelings.

>>37281056
no-one is safe from getting honked

Imagine being funded by Baphomets to set up an island resort where Sabbath representatives regularly ship lolis and hebes for you to have your way with.

what's the purpose of these threads?

>>37281294
Primarily, to discuss the MGE setting, share fantasies about said setting, and shitpost about said setting.

>>37281263
I am, A nun told I'd be safe If I was a good boy, she just needs to take my bad boy juice from my body to stay one

>>37281315
but what about mgq, daily lives with monster girls, even interview?

REMINDER!
The only people who don't like Bogeys are alps who don't love their mommies.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THE REMINDER!

>>37281342
Those are talked about occasionally, but MGE is the primary focus. Some people sperg out if things deviate from MGE, but most people will be fine, so long as you don't try to imply that what's normal in one setting is normal in another, beyond their existing commonalities.

>>37281342
>mgq
/vg/, it's translated vidya
>daily lives with monster girls
/a/, it's anime and manga
>even interview?
See above, it's also just katawa shoujo with humans who have disabilities that make them seem like monster girls.

>>37276443

>>37281096
So graceful~!

>>37281256
KILL IT figuratively by mindbreaking her to oblivion with my cock

>>37281366
>Some people sperg out if things deviate from MGE

but why though?

>>37281407
MGE is a setting specifically designed for escapism and wish fulfillment. A lot of people are drawn to the setting for that reason. When people challenge that, or try to change it, it ruins that escapism for some people.

>>37281342
I'd have though Oisha-san would be considered the fourth one.

Talk about puppy Kobolds.

>>37281294
Why not cherish monstergirls?

>>37279547
Long term comfy, a Yeti can make you all sorts of warm accessories with her fur. She can make a warm blanket, pillows, a fur jacket, hat, and scarf so you'll always feel like she's hugging you to keep you warm. Imagine how warm it would be wearing all that on a cold day and also having a Runya Yeti hug you!

>>37281294
To appreciate monsterous wives that unfortunately do not exist on our plane of existence.

Everyone can have a laugh at a guy who thinks he can treat a Hellhound like an adorable little Kobold, but think of the opposite. Man who drew attention of a nice Kobold and never dealt with one before, but heard of Hellhounds and knows resisting one is pointless, so he acts very submissive towards her. The look of confusion when she asks for walkies, so he puts on a collar on himself and hands her the leash.

>>37281612
Imagine someone mixing up an Owl Mage and a Thunderbird.

Humans need centaur bodyguards to watch over them at all times.

>>37281603
because they're biologically impossible

>>37281845
not a problem as i have no desire for 3D.

>>37281845
Why are you here?

>>37281815
No, they need slime bodyguards.

Centaurs having 2 pussies is too freako for me.

>>37281845
Genetically engineered catgirls are closer within our reach than leaving the solar system.
Have faith.

Imagine having to live in a queen slimes, slime kingdom.

>>37281972
don't want to get your wife double pregnant?
yeah, it's weird.

>>37281973
It's been a decade. I'm still waiting for my catgirl.

>>37281985
it's a great gig for a level 1 adventurer

>>37276443

>>37282001
i don't know man. cats already have enough power and sway as is

>>37281845
Most of them. Minus the magic with the right body and a little bit of plastic surgery could easily mimic the appearance of some of the more humanoid monsters such as elves and dwarfs.

>>37281845
Biologically, yes. They could still be within reach with a combination of SAO level VR and sufficiently advanced AI. The biggest obstacle to them would be the companies controlling those techs cockblocking them.

>>37281947
mainly story ideas that don't devolve into "muh waifu" wank...

>>37281096
>you are walking with you Papillion wife (who is flying, horizontally)
>and your burgeoning family
>your left hand is holding the right hand of your first born son, who's starting to master the whole balancing act in his tiny velcro shoes (which he's tried stubbornly to take off but to no avail)
>your twin greenworm daughters are both latched around your wife's breasts, suckling fiercely
>the claws scaling down their caterpillar bodies look painful, but actually just gently squeeze her dangling mounds, ensuring a sizable gulp
>but just next to them sleep another set of siblings-soon-to-be, another brother and two sisters, sleeping and growing within your wife
>All of you couldn't be happier

>>37282030
You're right. Clearly doggirls would be superior.

>>37282063
We have those
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34549204?view_adult=true
Is the most recent example I can think of
But if you want to be a sour puss, go to /tg/

>>37282001
Time is meaningless, your consciousness is trapped in this simulated hell forever. But don't worry, nee-san is here for you.

>>37282063
So you don't like something, you cry about it to people who do like it pissing them off and accomplishing nothing of value save for whatever pleasure you derive from bothering them? Not sure why you can't lurk and quit bitching.

>>37282105
Hey wait a second, why do I see skulls down there

>>37282063
what exactly do you mean by "muh waifu wank"?

>>37282138
They're asthetic, ignore them

>>37282105
>>37282156
Yeah whatever, just end me already.

You know you wife is high tier if she can speak in italics

Shoggoth Slime Queen???

>>37282105

Be afraid!

>>37282330
nononono please miss wight please i'll have the money soon just please don't-

Time to be a cuck

>>37281603
Cute feet

Oh no, the nuns are here.

I just went to dragonia and there is a lot of escort quests? And the word escort is in quotations, why is that?

>Small-breasted Chaos-worshipping Bicorn wants me to form an eldritch harem so I can directly commune all of my wives' mana together, and overwhelm her petite human half and nice, strong horse half

>>37282373
Fuck, I don't have any money to donate either!

>>37282373

>>37282379
Because you, weak human, are the one getting escorted. Because men are illogical children, Dragons have to even pay to escort you, so you better thank them properly and reward them with marriage and sex.

>>37282359
I think it's currently my favorite hellhound image. I don't see it being surpassed any time soon.

Need GILF monster girls

>>37282410
Seems like too big of a reward.

>>37282410
But why do the dragons laugh pervertedly when they take me to the alley and why do I wake up without knowing what happened but I get boner when I saw the dragons that give me the quest?

>>37277563
Yeah, sometimes I see comms or art from friends and want to get a worm version of it. Don't really feel inferior or anything, and don't think I would even if another Greenworm person came around.

>>37281845
>>37282063
>they're biologically impossible
So is you passing as a girl yet here we are.

>>37282410
So how do I get a dragonloli wife?

>>37282410
I don't think protection is really enough to get sex. I'd say it's more of a friend thing to do for someone

>>37282434
https://imgbox.com/oAcD5cAu

>>37282509
>gilf demon
going to need 2 hands for this

Does anyone have the screencaps of Ms. Angel watching over the orphanage?
Those were too cute

>>37282410
I may be young but I am not a child. Just cause I like boobs and like drinking from the tap doesn't mean I am. I may be a bit rash but that doesn't mean I don't use logic

>>37282516
Read that as gif demon for a second.

>found this elf maid doujin https://nhentai.net/g/256696/
>checked the artist, bunch of other doujins including winged girls and other monster girls. All seemingly untranslated
>searched exhentai, maid elf does NOT exist
>searched outside, turns out he got fakku’d and his doujins are there
Fuck this shit. Does anyone have a fakku substitute? I know I can search the torrents but I really wish we had a convenient method to check those things

>>37276554
Make me, nerd.

>>37282410
So how do I say "I am your boytoy to do whatever want" in dragon?

>>37282654
Try to steal from her hoard

>>37282654
get a dragon flute like i did

>>37282509
Bless you anon.

>>37282684
>>37282691
but I want to also be able to whisper very naughty things in her ear as well

>>37282434
Isnt that impossible, like monstergirls dont get old physically i think? Or at the very least slow enough that you will probably never find one that looks Gilfy.

Shock troops!

>>37282479
I am SICK AND TIRED of fucking Droids using the "friend" excuse to milk money and protection from Dragons without giving sex. But I will humor you, child. Let's say you are right, and you are just "friends", you do know sex is to Dragons a matter literally more important than life itself, right? If a Dragon does not have a husband through her life, she will become a zombie, her mind will rot, her rationality melted away, this is fucking terrifying and you just don't give a shit. You humans know it, you are scared of a disease called rabbies, which destroys your brain and turns you into a zombie, now imagine if you were born with it and that if you develop it not only it kills you, you are struck with that disease, forever. Now imagine a friend of yours actually could heal you, but just doesn't want you. Wouldn't that make her a shit friend?! Woudln't the appropriate thing for any friend, or really anyone with compassion be to heal you? So next time you claim to be "just friends" with a Dragon, you could actually do what any decent friend would do, take out your fucking dick and get into the fucking bed, it is literally a matter of life and undeath to your friend. Besides, when your friend dies and gets zombified, she will rape you anyway and this time there will be no mercy, she will be more ferocious than she ever was if you had just been with her when she needed it. So why not just do both of you a favor and help her? Unless of course, you are not actually friends and just using her.

>>37282799
What? Sorry, I wasn't listening, I was on my phone. Do you think you could order dinner for us tonight? You look really cute in that outfit, by the way.

>>37282799
>ywn force a prideful hagon to give herself over to you or risk turning into a zombie dragon

>>37282799
How about compromise with being Friends who Fuck.

>>37282799
Looks it's fine, you'll wight eventually and then it'll be like nothing happened.

>>37282799
so is it acceptable to let a dragon be your sugarmama?

>>37282799
Undeath sounds comfy and it'll give her plenty of time to find a man who likes her as more than a friend and I'll be there to support my best friend every step of the way

>>37282799
I appreciate this droidposting, thanks anon

>>37282799
That's a flexible dragon

>>37282847
Dragon Zombies can turn into Wights?

>>37282799
but the church said that would be bad!

>>37282901
why wouldnt they, they just get noble again and get a soulstealer breath and claws

>>37282901
Unknown in canon, but it is a fun thread headcanon.

>>37282841
>Anon is in a strict friends with benefits relationship with a dragon
>Just ignore all the times they laid in bed talking about good names for their children
>The times Anon cooked and tabled romantic dinners complete with rose petals to the bedroom
>Or when he mating presses her and demands she get pregnant
>This is all strictly for pleasure and to get their rocks off

>>37282799
What's sex, dragon-chan?

This has to be one of the most retarded memes this thread (or some one faggot forcing it) has come up with.

>>37282960
which one

>>37282960
Honestly yes.

>>37282799
This is why you shouldn't go for any "civilized" dragon or whatever, just go find a nice Storm Drake up in the mountains or something and enjoy the endless rainy days inside a cozy cave

>>37282925
Friends who have children together and are romantic but still just friends.

>>37282960
It's forced as fuck

>>37282960
fuck you I like it

>>37282799
Ok, I'll do it

>tfw ywn go to monsokyo

>>37277662
not enough MGQ chads here, clearly

>>37283101
That's /vg/ territory.

>>37283099
Going to monsokyo to impregnate as many toehoes as possible

>>37283126
Pissing off old red n white with the racket of you making love

>>37283139
Gonna impregnate my way up that mountain of Tengu

>>37283126
I want to go to Monkeyo and molest the Kakuens there.

>>37276443