/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37264385
https://exhentai.org/g/1120310/94ea75a5d2/

Paws

Why not lay down under a tree together and have a relaxing time with a Rata? Let her have some tasty snacks this Nonstop Nut November.

[LIZARDWOMAN ELITE] wants to battle!

>>37264451
Because I'd rather nonstop nut inside her while huffing her tail and hair.

>>37264467
Elite Lizardwoman or Lizardwoman Elite? Because one I don't want to fuck with, the other is probably soft and weak and has no real experience and also doesn't really know how to face a man without being worried she might hurt him, further paralysing her, also she's weighed down by needless amounts of jewellery, whereas I'll just be naked and erect.

>>37264483
The latter, she an honor guard anon and you groping the statues of famous lizardmen is against the rules and she’s here to stop you

>>37264467
Tell her that her sword style is impratical and she should not lie about her rank

>>37264524
What if he doesn't stop no matter what she does?

>>37264419
Succubi are the master race.

>>37264467
I see your tail has gotten fatter since the last time we fought.

>>37264563
If theyre so good, then why doesnt their boober milk taste better than a holst's?

>>37264451
Ratas have been leaving their tails unbrushed and unkempt lately.

Squirrels are really cute and funny.

>>37264419
>"By P'tra behave yourself. Or I will I've you a taste of my sandal!"

>t.Anubis

Meanwhile in the far space age future:

>"By Shai'hulud, behave yourself. Or I will give you a taste of my crysknife!"

>>37265209
>please no not another pyramid, the kingdom is bankrupt

Mad hatter owning a had store

>>37265367
Dont you hate it when you need to hunt one monster and a differnt one gets in your way?

>>37265376
looking at you pickle

>>37265387
Everyone fears the pickle

>>37265407
She's not so tough.

>>37265451
>at last the gumbo recipe will be ours!

>>37265367
Now she doesn't look like any hatter I've seen.

Honestly, what's the harm of giving the village girl next door a big basket of demon realm fruit?

All Wonderland girls have stinky breath except dormice.

>tfw ywn wake up as some monsters Daki and watch her freak out cause she’s never seen a real human in her life

How does your wife like to wake you up?

>>37265742
>Demon makes a Homunculus that looks like a human boy
>She tries to use magic to give a some "life"
>Accidently ends up putting you soul into it
>Hilarity ensues
Coming this summer: A doll for my heart

>>37265845
Wing hugs.

>>37265847
>Demon was very unprepared for this
>She didn't even have any clothes for you to wear
>She puts you in one of her shirts that are way bigger than you
>She hurries off to the store with you to look for a guide on how to take care of a human, as well as get some clothes for you
>She pours through them to try to understand what can hurt you, while you just wander around in her house

>>37265845
blowjobs

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)
O terra nostra, dona nobis perpetua bona
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)
O calida lux quae regulat matutinam quietem
(Oh warm light which sets the morning hush)
Dormientem illuminat, o caelum nostrum
(Illuminate the sleeping ones, oh heaven of ours)

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)

Dona nobis perpetua bona, o terra nostra
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o caelum nostrum (4x)
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)

Dona nobis perpetua bona (2x)
(Grant us the perpetual goods)

O terra aeterna qua pulcher sol matutinus oritur, dona nobis perpetua bona
O terra ae-terna qua pul-cher sol ma-tu-ti-nus o-ri-tur, do-na no-bis perpe-tua bo-na
O terra aeterna, dona nobis perpetua bona
(Oh eternal land where the noble morning sun rises, grant us the perpetual goods
Oh eternal land where the noble morning sun rises, grant us the perpetual goods
Oh eternal land, grant us the perpetual goods)

Because anon in previous thread did say it is serious and dangerous business when the boss battle song of the Order Paladin or Chief God Angel boss fight is in Latin

>>37265954
fuck off schizo

Why does kiki cry?

>>37265954
Fuck off

>>37266009
Found mastah's browsing history, there was sh*gporn in there

>>37266009
she doesn't understand why "chucks feed and seed" is supposed to be funny

>>37265880
>Shes a total neet and is just spilling her spagetthi
>She even hover hands when you cuddle with ehr

>be (You)
>car breaks down in a storm
>middle of nowhere
>no signal
>heavy rain, howling winds, low visibility, lightning overhead
>able to make it to a nearby mansion
>ring the bell, knock on the door, no response
>contemplate just taking shelter under the porch till the storm lets up
>suddenly the door opens slightly
>look inside
>a dimly lit and lavishly decorated foyer with some seating
>call out if anyone's there
>step inside to get a better look
>door closed behind you
>after struggling with the door for a few minutes you sit down and decide to just wait till either the storm passes or the owners show up
>finally get a chance to appreciate the foyer
>solid parquet wooden floor, fancy chandeliers, luxurious imperial purple carpet and paintings of someone you can't make out in the dim light
>eventually the warmth of the room and the exhaustion of trudging through the storm get to you and you drift off
>wake up
>your in a large emperor sized bed
>wrapped in the warmest duvet you've ever come across
>as you get up you notice your wearing purple silk pyjamas
>in a slight panic you quickly leave the room to get your bearings and find yourself in a dark corridor lit only by lightning from the storm
>as you desperately stumble around in the dark calling out you only find more corridors and locked rooms
>it just keeps going on
>you turn impossible corners and travel down corridors that seem to last forever
>suddenly you hear something
>a wet squelching noise
>as you turn around you can just make out a dark writhing mass at the end of the corridor
>you run
>you turn corner after corner in these infinite hallways
>but the dark mass is never far behind
>finally you come to a dead end
>nowhere left to go
>nowhere left to run
>the mass gets closer and closer
>hanging on the wall is another one of those painting from the foyer
>lightning briefly illuminates the room finally allowing you to see the figure depicted
>it's (You)

>>37265611
Anon, I think you gave her cow berries.

>order paladins that go around bullying mgs be making them insecure about their monster parts through name calling and off colored jokes

>>37266281
why would you do that anon?

>>37266009
>>37266312
NO SAD IN THIS THREAD

>>37266326
Naughty Anons need to be disciplined.

>>37266281
>paladin:"BIG MEATY PAWS"
>Rest of paladins in unison:"OOOOOOH!"

>>37266338
Call in the clowns

>>37266338

>>37266347

>>37266281
the chief god bullshit latin post wasn't enough for you was it? take a hint and go back to /tg/ or spacebattles you order fetishizing fuck

>>37266356
that's not enough, get the clown car ready, anons need a spanking

>>37266388
What about dark elves? They are quite knowledgeable in the art of spanking.

>>37266326
You will be ensadenned

>>37266399
make them also clowns as well and add a nun or two to give a sermon while the spanking happens

>>37266376
latin?

>>37266422
honk honk

>Gain favor amongst a murder of black harpies by feeding them
>Slowly begin to befriend them
>Use them to wage war on my enemies, namely the asshole that lets his dog shit in my yard
>Use them to keep the mailman alert and honest (misdelivered mail all the fucking time)

>>37266461
>be mailanon
>get to black harpy guy's house
>god i hate this fucking guy

>>37266471
Good. The only friends I need are these beautiful, black birds.

You see, humans are extremely fragile and horny creatures. Therefore for cold nights it’s imperative to keep them warm via creampie sex to sleep

>>37266202
>not jumping out the window
ngmi

>>37266009
Because she did a bad job but her master still loves her.

>>37266009
She just found out her son married a shoggoth.

>>37266326
Sad is for curing with love and tender hugs.

>>37266506
everything is setup, tragedy is merely a slightly more exotic spice

>>37266490
>Haku telling her class about humans and how to take of them

>>37266516
*care

>>37266376

>>37266490
can I just have a hug?

>>37266422
What about a clown fox?

>>37266530
Ooh, I want to sit in on paladin class!

>>37266530
Ilias needed to be dicked.

>>37266530
>mgq posting
>ugly western art
sasuga shitter

>>37266202
Gonna punish a bad shoggoth for spooking me like that.

>>37266548
Smash her butt against her Beef PC as revenge spank.

>>37266553
Both Ilias and the Chief God could really do with being humbled by cock

>>37266530
Cute

>>37266598
not even gods can beat the cock.

Monster girl that charges her palm with lewd mamono mana so the moment she spanks your butt you involuntarily cum from the mana and she starts smugly teasing you about what a masochist you are and that you love getting you ass slapped, slowly convincing you that deep down you do when in fact this was rigged from the start

I just imagine the lilim council discussing how the absurd high number of kitsunes raping men stopped being an issue but now the Bogie rapists are exponentially higher and part of the town became a circus

>>37265845
"Wakey wakey it's time for school."
Then she picks me up with her tail.

>>37264419

>>37266637
>lilim council
I have an overwhelming desire to break in and then sit in the lap of one of the lilims to see what happens

>>37266662
45% of them will seethe, 45% of them will have to resist the urge to masturbate while imagining having a human on their laps and give him a handjob, from the lilim you sat on you will feel her intantly erect nipples and a small angel and demon floating by her sides. The demon telling her to rape (You) now, the angel telling her to fulfill her duties at the council first and resist until she kidnaps you back home.

>>37266637
Nah. All the lilim council does is brag about who got the closest to bagging a man since the last meeting. Druella just boasted about how she accidentally brushed up against a boy in the store the other day and now all her sisters are seething.

>>37266705
>You turn a bit to look the lilim in the face
>Give her a smug smile
>Whisper virgin

>>37266708
I'm still awaiting the day a Amazon lilim is born and just carries a guy off

Little brown girls are the best

>>37266765
>boys in the street are free
>you can just take them home

>>37264419

Soon I’ll finally have free time in weeks. I remember some Wight pic cosplaying about Library of Ruina. What was that game about? Cause I rememver seeing it pop up once a while and may try it

>>37266780
>waiting for the train at the station
>Out of nowhere, a tall ass monster milf picks you up and puts you over your shoulder
>You try to struggle free but she ain't budging at all
>You give up, resigned to your fate
>At least she's really meaty

>>37264419
Repent, sinners.

>>37266828
no, nuns make me want to sin even more

>>37266778
You left out pregnant.

>>37266780
I'm not getting picked up by anyone when I'm coming back from shop with food and beer for my wife.

>>37266881
>he says as his sister-in-law looms behind him

>>37266780
not if I run away and hide in a church

>>37266828
Fuck off. Order shilling all over this thread is completely transparent. Posting a random human girl is not thread related.

Fust troxes.

>>37266901
No.

>>37266915
What, m8. You good there?

>>37266890
I belong only to my wife. Sis-in-law can escort me and come visit, but no funny business.

>>37266915
I-I thought she was supposed to have more seals

>>37264467
nah, if i win she'll get boring and housewifey

>>37266915

>>37266929
>"Oh no, there go a few more~"

>>37266929
>ancient fox your family has kept sealed for generations is getting stronger
>burning the mass of seals that contained her faster and faster
>you now need to place more
>you don't like the look she gives you every time you visit

>>37266949
I am giving her some fried tofu every time I visit

The ancient hag's face when you confess you want to date her

>>37266983

>>37266943
>>37266915
who is this fox? she looks like the best kind of ancient evil

Dragon and vampire walk in while your dog rapes you. How do you explain this situation in a way it doesn’t lead to them also raping you until you pass out?

>>37266983
>>37266994
I want to tease ancient hags about their virginity until they snap and finally rape me retarded

>>37266994
Is the tip of her tail supposed to be a snake head there?

>>37267036
no

>>37267022
SauceNao says it's original.

>>37267071
that would be an amphisbaena

>>37267022
original character by Shiki. Guy who did the art for Succubus Prison.

>>37267084
You have injured miss Taku's pride by using a word she didn't know. Rape will now follow.

>>37267100
The first step on the path of learning is an admittance of ignorance.

>>37267036
wanna join?

>>37267084
Amphisbaena Lamias have it hard.

>>37264419

>>37267166
>girl gets monsterized into a lamia
>has spent her entire life up until this point with two perfectly functional legs
>now has to essentially relearn to 'walk' with her snake body
>frequently coils up around herself, gets caught on poles and other objects, and struggles to balance
Do you make fun of her or hold her hand to make sure she doesn't fall?

>>37267216
where did this meme come from?

>>37267100
I thought hakus were cosmic search engines?

Androids can be cows too!

>>37267234
A-Androids are just a bit big boned!

>>37266949
>Wake up in the middle of the night to reapply the seals
>You put out a call for help, but since you live in the middle of nowhere, it will probably be another few days before they arrive
>Strange, it’s a new moon out, though you could have sworn it was a full moon when you went to sleep
>You arrive at the shrine, fresh seals in hand, only to find it empty
>As you hear the heavy stone doors that initially kept this room sealed grind shut, you could swear you caught a glimpse of crispness eyes in the darkness
>Hungry, crimson eyes

>>37267234
>Never run a business locating automatons in old ruins, repairing/reconverting them for dairy duty, and then reactivating them,

Its the little things like watching a stealth model power up, do her self-test, and then give oy u an error that she's fitted with nutrient tanks that are far too big for her recon and assassination tasks.

>>37267084
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9irPdWikK2w

>become a boytoy of a high-ranking noble monster
>offhandedly mention that you used to cook for yourself
>she suddenly gets very excited and asks you to make something for her
>she is even giving you the puppy dog eyes
>tfw all you can do is throw stuff in a pot/pan or food designed for lazy and broke students, not something fit for someone of her class

>>37267234

>>37267234
Thats one of the first mods I do to any android I find alongside a tentacle mod and a venus body upgrade

>>37264419

>>37267234
cow and succubus have to be some of the most accepting cultures

Alright, what is the "Thread approved" way if Praising the Chief God Illias then?

>>37267262
>"Self-diagnostic running - operational interruption detected - approximately 254 years, 9 months, 23 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes, 23 seconds of time missing from log."
>"Frame Integrity, 89%, power system nominal, detecting new hardware."
>"Error - New Hardware greatly inhibits stealth and reconnaissance functionality, DuraMilk Nutrient Tanks were not designed with this model in mind, recommend immediate removal."
>"New Operator - Anon - this unit requests that you remove these nutrient generators so that it may better assist you in assassination and stealth oper-"
>"R-request rejected? So quickly?"

>>37267459
>Chief God Illias
Not being a secondary is a good start.

I will never lose to a fox.

https://files.catbox.moe/5bzjwv.webm

>>37267509
>Subject: Anon
>Situation: Hijacked bloodline
>Cause: Foxes

>>37265845
the dream

>>37264419

>Automata reactivated
>Analyzes (You)
>Unmarried human male detected. Registered as master and husband
>Activating primary programming. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. Running system repairs. 99.999% of the system repaired, some few zeroes detected out of place, considered minimal. Running primary programming.
>Primary programming: engage in sexual activity with husband until he ejaculates 300.000 times. Beginning now.

>>37267533
This was made by druella to make herself look cool

>>37267509
but can you resist this?

>>37267659
>free mofu
Don't mind If I do

>>37267612
i like how they use their tongue to capture biometric data for user registration

>>37267612
>tfw your automata wakes up in ultra molester mode

>>37267699
>automata licks your face
>"D-did you just-"
>Data registered: User Anon identified
>Commencing health check
>she proceeds to kiss anon and really use her tongue
>"....that was my first kiss..."
>Health check complete. Anon's systems are fine. Commencing virility check
>"Wait no-"
I think they just use that as an excuse

Hellhounds have the reputation of aggressive brutes, but you would never know it looking at one assigned to aid in therapy of a human boy with anxiety and panic attacks.

>>37267139
Hey, if there are guys who can stick it in Wocks' extra mouths, then they should be fine.

>>37267729

BEEG Automaton

>>37267729
This is a dangerous onee-chan.

>>37267745
She sounds like she's a K9 model.
>>37267752
Wock mouths are small time, it's not like they have their own legs. Amphisbaena sisters that can't agree where to go have a problem.

>>37267729
>can't we just cuddle like normal?
>"No! Now take my leash and get into character"
>yes dear...
>"Dear...?"
>y-yes Onee....chan
>"Good boy"

>>37267763
gross, dude.

>>37267787
Power bottoms are the best kind of girls.

>>37267232
No idea. I thought maybe this fox was at fault, but there's been older examples than her.

>>37267459
>Chief God
>Illias
So not only are you looking to cause shit by talking about something that should be kept on /vg/, you're also getting two completely different settings mixed up. There is no thread approved away to be a retard

>>37267285
Men are always better chefs than women, they just don't have the time to cook because they're too busy doing guy things like working and watching B-horror movies

>>37267747
If you appear to be a threat to her charge, you’ll find out pretty damn fast.

>>37267729
Help, this weird old lady forced me to hold this leash and I am scared, pls I need an adult

>>37267503
>>37267849
What if you mixed them into one and fucked her? What would it feel like?

Sleeping with Ran!
https://twitter.com/WildcatF14/status/1453396473127718914

>>37267509
>last words of anon before losing to a fox.

DRAGONCELS DO NOT EXIST! They do not! Dragons love to be knights that protect men. We can get any man we want anytime! It is just that men have to be assholes and only show up to kill us, so we are the ones rejecting the men that show up, not you! We could so easily force ourselves on you, but we are the only monsters to put up with your bullshit, even Jinkos have limits in their mating season. We?! We put up with your fuckery until death! Why the fuck is it so hard for your kind to just show up and tell a Dragon you like her?! Why would you go in front of a dragon knight and ask her to protect you if you have no interest in her? It wouldn't kill you to ask her out or let her take you home, you know?! It isn't logical! Why do you do that?! You are supposed to be a male of our own species, a male Dragon. I think the term Roids or Reptiloids would fit you more, better yet dick reptiloids or Droids. If you only were logical you would see that strenght is the most attractive trait in a woman and not useless aesthetics like "mofu" or "tits", but you aren't logical, you can't be, because you men are children and should be treated like what you are! Do you know statistics show more marriages per yer occur with Lizardmen and Salamanders than Dragons?! They are pretty much weaker dragons that ask you TO DEFEAT THEM IN COMBAT!! When have Dragons as a whole asked men to defeat them in combat to marry?! To submit, yes, but to marry?! But of course I do not expect children to know better because men are not logical! Next time you are about to be forced into being a Hellhound's mate, remember you could have married a chivalrous Dragon but you didn't. Next time you are kungfued into the floor by a drooling Jinko remember that Dragon Knight that escorted you and you left with nothing but a "thank you", you will wish you got closer you her and she was escorting you now. Next time a Minotaur is overpowering you in a grassland, you will remember that time a dragon invited you for a drink and you put up a bad excuse to refuse. And next time you see a Dragon transform into a Dragon Zombie, her chivalry gone, her dignity melted, every restrain that respected your puerile desires to not jump at you remember IT IS YOUR FAULT!

>>37267899
i like that nav thing where she gets turned into a jubjub

>>37267966
Lol, didn’t read. Go outside and talk to a man

>>37267966
Can’t read. Automata wife says there are still 299.993 ejaculations remaining

>>37267966
I tried to get with a dragon whien I went to the single dragon drinking association but then told me no boys allowed

>>37268017
She hasn't even wrung ten out of you yet? Sounds like she needs a hardware upgrade.

>>37267966
I did, she thought I was playing a prank on her

>>37268049
Fine, let's make a single anon drinking association then invite all the salamanders and lizardmen

>>37268087
i'll invite dragon zombie, dragon slime and tentacle dragon. they know how to have a good time.

>>37268099
Don’t forget the clown dragons, they really know how to have some fun

>>37267787
>anon just wants to have normal vanilla sex like in his anime
>his wife wants the kinky stuff: roleplay, dom/sub, rough sex, etc
>can get weird when his wife demands him to fuck the shit out of her while she’s tied up and hanging from the ceiling
>all he wanted was some cuddle sex on the couch

>>37267907
munch munch munch

>>37268099
Tentacle dragons are better than regular dragons

>>37268109
>clown dragons
>clown fairies
What other clowns are there?

>>37268099
>>37268087
>>37268109
>normal dragons catch wind of this
>they either cosplay as lizzies, sallies, zombies, tentacle ones, or go to wonderland to get treated

>>37267899
no

>>37268154
I am looking at one

>>37268074
>Acknowledged. Utilizing 50% of th extracted semen (mana) for upgrades. Biomechanical tissue renovated. Energy supply recharged to 300%. Pleasure dealt increased to 500%. Life supports so master doesn’t need to stop: capable of guaranteeing husband’s life for 2 years nonstop at current parameters, still upgradeable. Fertilizable eggs production increased to 400%.
>Analysis indicate a calm evironment increases human productivity
>Automata grabs anon and lifts him mid-rape. Starts walking outside to the world as he pathetically cums and moans like an animal. With each step…
>299.992 ejaculations remain. 299.991 ejaculations remain. 299.990 ejaculations remain. One egg confirmed fertilized. 299.989 ejaculations remain.

>>37268143
Vtuber slut has probably had a thousand dicks in her.

>>37268087
>single anon drinking association
>dragons get invited as “fellow singles”
>dragons drop spaghetti as anon’s drunkenly complain about being single
>one dragon almost faints when one drunken anon puts his arm around her
>just so he can keep rambling about some story
>the dragons expected easy husbands
>not the drunken shenanigans of cute anons

>>37264419

>>37268187
>Anon is already crying for sheer pleasure
>P-Please st-stop
>”Understood”
>She actually stops
>Anon notices the saliva overflowing
>”Stopping to give anon proper kisses and headpats”
>She violates the inside of anon’s mouth while patting his head like an animal animal
>Once over anon feels like he got drained like 2 levels and she proceeds to rape him

>be dragon sleeping in her cave
>suddenly hear some sound
>an automata carrying a naked human walking around while spouting some nonsense about a bunch of ejaculations remaining
>”Ha! Serves you right! Claimed to be a responsible adult, you are just a boy! Enjoy being raped by a washing machine like a human bitch! This wouldn’t have happened if you’d tried to date a dragon, fucking idiot”
>Open a can of ice cream and proceeds to call her lilim friend to cry her tears out

>>37268179
That example was already mentioned. What are the others?

>>37268214
Why does she look so down?

>>37268208
Who invited the fuckin' water wurms

>>37268259
Clown shog, clown Kiki, clown lilim, clown cow, clown nun, and my favorites, clown kraken and clownhound

>>37268253
>thick chubby old dragon in a cave
Be still, my quaking hand of molestion

>>37268269
She invited herself. She wanted to snag a passed out anon but she got bullied out. Couple of drunken anons threw bills at her while yelling about “makin it rain”

>>37268208
I would be the only one not drunk and drinking some water and drawing something

>be Anon
>met, raped by, and marries his Bicorn waifu
>intends to stay loyal and noNTR ever, saving her from that lifestyle
>initially fends off all her suggested 'friends' by keeping her busy, always occupied pounding that dark hosspussy, snuggling, making house
>she keeps trying to bring home extra mamonos, Anon keeps distracting them, or collapsing after accidentally sexing his waifu first
>eventually Bicorn erupts - final demand - Anon has to go bring back a fresh mamono to harem or at least NTR with or it's over
>Anon kicked out of the house to wander the streets
>lots of single mamonos around him show interest, but stop when they see his ring and sniff his married scent
>wutdu, wutdu? walking deeper into rough parts of town... does getting raeped by mistake in the alleyways count? But Anon is still wanting to stay noNTR.
>up ahead she sees her - the perfect cucking mamono
>Anon walks up to the new Bicorn
>"Hi, I'm Anon, and I'm thinking about cheating on my waifu... would you be interested in helping me..?
Hijinks ensue.

>>37268285
Do NOT be still, go slay that dragon. It is your duty

>>37268359
But if I do, I just turn into an animal driven by my lust

>>37268359
But she closed her cave up with a big ass rock, how am I supposed to move it?

>>37268332

NO CHEATING ON BICORN.

There's a desperate shortage of men, just wait her out, eventually she'll realize that everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship and monogamous spirit energy is better than no spirit energy, she'll probably crack after like 2 days without dick and beg for anon back.

>>37268332
>>37268382
Why do I feel like at some point that a bicorn would dress like a manwhore and force you to turn tricks on the corner

>>37268380
tell a wurm there's a shiny nickel under the boulder and she'll move/bulldoze it

>>37268406
So take the wurm instead?

>>37268420
it's a better idea

>>37268332
As someone who enjoys harems and netori cuckquean, Bicorns are one of my favorite species.

>>37268406
How about knocking on the door then putting myself in a package, then pretending to be a love doll the dragon ordered

>>37268332
What if they both kick me out and I have to find a third bicorn?

>>37268395

Which is why you train every single day to be a powerful hero, use your combined strength from demon energy and training to shield your wife from impure desires

>noooo it's too cold outside

You might be powerful, but you will never be immune to foxes' special technique.

>>37268535
i don't like mosquitos however i cannot turn away a hungry, emaciated looking monster.

>>37268560
Wait n-no shut up! Just because I got a boner doesn’t mean I’m weak to foxes and my pure human bloodline needs fox genes added!

>>37268503
>dumb anon marries a bicorn
>doesn’t understand the species and thinks his wife is just some goth horse
>thinks his wife’s bicorn tendencies are evil magics corrupting her
>trains everyday to protect his wife from the foul cheating magics
>meanwhile bicorn keeps getting angrier as she just wants to watch her husband get a train ran over him
gotta save the bicorn from herself

>>37268592
It's alright. They're youkai-fox genes.

THE MANY SHALL SUFFER
FOR THE SINS OF THE ONE

>>37268606
>she get her wish
>Her hubby got raped by a living train car

>>37268535
Why do mosquitos look so bratty?

What happens if my wife calls the police and tells them I'm only fucking her once every few days? Is sexual neglect a crime?

>>37268702
No but it puts you at high risk of prostate cancer and self-harm is a GRAVE crime.

>>37268535
Mosquitos can back off. Basically any other bug approaching me with that excuse, though, would probably convince me to let them in.

This dragon sounds lonely. More anons should ask her out and ask to be friends to help her mental state

>>37268755
What dragon? Anon, are you chasing dragons again?

>tfw part of the appeal of Flayers and Nurarihyons to me is being able to retroactively experience having a childhood friend

>>37268760
Why would I chase dragons they don't seem to want it. I think they just need a male friend or two to stop all the anger over being single

>>37268702
You’ll have to have sex in front of the police for a week in order to make sure your doing your husband duties. Please ignore the fact that they might masturbate or that they kind look like your wife’s sisters

>>37268844
So how do I get forced to masturbate in front of a class of Rata reporters?

>>37268779
you can probably make it work with phantoms, nightmares and censor of memories

>>37268868
community service at the community college

>>37268876
Nightmares would only give me vivid dreams. Still nice, but not quite the same as verisimilitudinous memories. Phantoms are a bit closer. Censer of Memories would only likely work with another memory-altering ability alongside it.

>>37268886
But how do I make sure I get paired to the cute reporter squirrels, and not some other class?

>>37268868
>thinking they aren’t hiding in the small spaces of your room
Don’t be surprised if the night before is featured in the morning paper
>Extra extra! Local Anon impregnates his wife! Romantic dinner and mating presses!

The childhood friend fantasy has kinda started terrifying me. When I recall my childhood (or even few years back) I often feel embarrassed because I remember how much of a idiotic, cringy, clueless, autist without self-awareness I was. I still probably am but I've gotten much better. I worry that by the time I've grown up from it I would have driven away intentionally/or not anyone like that, or just plain embarrass myself too much.

>>37268868
I want to be forced to be a love doll for a dragon

>>37268919
do every class and you'll get them eventually

>>37268931
When I was a kid, girls used to want to play kiss-tag with me, and they'd do it too even without my consent.
I was trained since childhood for being chased by Monsters.

>>37268951
When I was kid kissing me was the dare in truth or dare…

>>37268921
I would most certainly enjoy if they were - and if any bold girls among them would occasionally brush me with their mofu, leave their panties behind, or leave small spots of lust for me to sniff.

>>37268951
there used to be one that pulled my hair
that was nice

Bicorn wife shoves you through the windo, pulls down your pants and underwear and puts a “PUBLIC USE” sign just above your body
There are a few seconds before the bell rings the period. How married are you?

>>37268984
>>37268984
very, cuase thats one of my kinks. being used by monsters as the slut I am, onlt thing that would make it better if it was all fat old hags raping me

>"hey, anon, look over here!"

>>37268984
>>37269003
This, but replace the fat old hags with JC mesugaki.

>>37269011
Crikey! I'll stick my thumb in her butthole and see what she does

>>37269011
I see my former student has been eating well since we last saw each other

>>37268332
If you waifu a second bicorn are you cheating on the first one, and cheating on the second one when you fuck your first waifu, or are you loyally fucking the one you're fucking.
>anon gathers a harem of only bicorns
> loves each one loyally while he's fucking them, while the others all think he's NTRing for them
Memorialised as the St. Anon's Home for Wayward Bicorns

>>37269045
>crikey meme
A lonely and shattered Stingray-mermaid cries into her drink everytime she is reminded of that horrible accident.

What MG has what it takes to beat anon on the dancefloor?

>>37269096
pretty sure a zombie could take me

>>37269106
Well zombies can do the thriller dance really well so that's not a surprise

>>37269011
I'm throwing a slice of cheese at her ass if she keeps this up.

>>37269096
that funke monke

>>37269096
Unique with the style, skills and technique. I'm thinking an elephant with osteoarthritis could dance better than me.

>>37269084
It wasn't your fault, stingray-chan. You don't have to drink yourself to sleep every night.

>Made an account in a Dragon forum
>I mentioned I am a man
>Got called a "droid"
>Was told I was attention whoring
>Banned
>When appealing my ban the mod said "No males/droids, no attention whoring. No exceptions."

Why? I wasnt rude or disrespectful in my posts. Neither was I asking anyone for attention.

>>37269096
Any of them, really. I don't know how to dance.

>>37269147
'Droid'. God dragons are so goofy

>>37269084
>brief period of men beating up stingray mermaids after the incident
>lilim all over had to get involved

>>37269147
>>37269148
you have to post your dick pic and try and bribe them to let you to stay there by posting lewd cosplays and anything else the dragons want so they let you stay

>>37264419

I hope Anon falls for Desert Goblin tricks.

>>37269084
I'm not a fishfucker, but this meme-canon makes me just want to hug the Flatshark and tell her that it's okay.
>Ghost-Steve is happy somewhere sticking his thumb up some sweet Wight-mamono's eagerly receptive bumhole.

>>37269237
Urban goblins.

>>37264419

I want a petite maid who adds her cunny nectar to my tea and pastries. Which mamono is best for this?

Human boy now so tough after being milked

>>37269238
>crikey

>>37269447
wight ass for ants

Stop calling dragons incel virgins, they're so powerful they can be seen as gods

>>37269467
but why are they still single then?

>>37269484
Dragon in that picture is married, checkmate.

>>37269496
but does she speak for all dragons?

>>37269484
Because being publicly powerful attracts powerslut boys, while once married they have no reason to “advertise” anymore.

>>37269496
And all she had to do was be herself, why can't all dragons do that?

>>37269484
Maybe maybe maaaaaybe
Maybe humans don’t give the right value to dragons. Those childish boys that claim to be adults and mature are all talk but don’t see value in wise powerful monsters and would rather fuck elves and foxes. It’s their fault godly dragons are single because they don’t bother.

>>37269467
sometimes they can be seen as godzilla

>>37269506
>>37269536
Last time I went to a dragon, she was holed up in her room, I had to pretend to be a package to get inside, and when I entered, I wasn't raped at all,.I even wrote "your boytoy" in dragon on myself

>>37269536
MERE

>>37269497
I look at the post again and only now see it doesn't say "why are they all still single", my bad. Other dragons should learn from her example.

>>37269293
All those years of snakes touching my leg in the water, now I get to touch the snakes.

>>37269629
So they should stuff their faces and still try to act like they are 17 when they are meaty milfs? They do that already!

>>37269681
First is a falsehood, and she is 17.

>>37269681
There must be something else they're doing wrong.

>>37269713
is this faked?>>37269507
and as well as lets not lie here, she's at least 1700

>>37269096

Dark Elves probably

>>37267234
Mother ex Machina.

One (1) Akaname + Kejourou hybrid meido wife, PLEASE.

>tfw dark elf and light elf momsters
>both of them married then adopted you as some sort of challenge you're not clear on
>dark elf momster is a high flying exec, very blunt and loves corporal punishment
>light elf mom smug and serene alchemist, always speaking in in double meaning sentences, using spells as punishments and pranks on you
>no concept of privacy or personal space
>walk around naked so much anyone visiting might consider them nudists
>one of your earliest memories is going to sleep between them and waking to be smooshed between them as they savagely attacked each other's mouths
>every day there's an argument that dissolves into aggressive scissoring
>house is full of constant sexual tension

>>37269875
Why she wet?

Are ushis bugs?

think i'm starting to appreciate nightgaunts a little more
https://twitter.com/NakadashiK/status/1458515332126085121?s=20

>>37269924
That is a very pretty wurm!

>>37269926
No, they're arachnids.

Remember if you ugly, then you will be safe from rape.

>>37269963
Thank god I'm a twig, then.

>>37269965
Gote

>>37269968
>t. Amazon bait

>>37269963
Phew.

>>37269979
Distinctly not into muscles.

>>37269963
Fuck me sideways, I'm boned, very boned

>>37269963
Obviously if you're aggressively approached by a monster in that case, it means she actually wants to do you harm. Therefore fight with all you have, your life literally depends on it, resist even as you lose consciousness.

>>37269995
>t. Alp

>>37269963
did you forget about the sabbath?

>>37269968
Dog b8

>>37269484
Because droids are children. Because dragons are not so desperate to marry droids that come to kill them and deliver them their well deserved ass kicking when you try. Because droids should come to our caves to seek us, not us seeking them. Because we are actually the only monsters capable of putting off excersising our right to take droids by force until we literally die. Droids belong being escorted and as the rightful property of a dragonia knight or a wild dragon.

>>37269985
I NEED this mod

>>37270075
I want to marry an autistic, sperg, incel dragon.

>>37269588

Time to start gropping then.

>>37265845
neck kisses and dryhumping

>>37270075
I have a strong urge to tease and goad a dragon into raping me as well as make fun of her while she does so

How can I get a small-breasted Nurarihyon to move in and retroactively declare herself my childhood friend girlfriend, before indulging my netori kink by inviting some of her other friends over to ride my cock while she sits back, smokes her mana-pipe, and rubs her cute little snatch?

>>37269588
Time to start gropping.

>>37268332
>go from one angry bicorn to two
now what?

>>37270118
She looks like a supreme gentlewoman

Can someone here explain where did the idea of dragons calling men "droids" came from? Is there a KC tweet that dragons like robots or something?

>>37270179
Droid is short for android, male equivalent to gynoid.

>>37270179
probably some other boards memes spilling through

>>37270179
I assume some /r9k/ equivalent bullshit, so same as >>37270207

>>37270075
So if I am a child, can I ask the nice old dragon from down the block to give me some warm milk?

>>37267659
i dump the mofu and take the box

The best way to not get raped is to dress as slutty as you can while wearing bright obnoxious colors that are very similar to poisonous animals. This way, it makes it seem like you are poisonous and are a whore, allowing you to stay unraped

Girls that go against their species' normal fashion sense!

i think a real antirape method could be only hanging around evil people that monstergirls wouldnt touch. Though obvious danger in doing that.

>>37264419

>>37270428
If I put my finger next to a hellhound's eye flames will I get burned? Or will she just put my finger in her mouth?

>>37270416
Wrong, all you're doing is marking yourself as a victim that needs to be rescued from those evil people.

>>37270443
Would monsters really bother doing a "rescue" that could be dangerous when there's plenty of men around already.

>>37270179
>>37270179
>>37270188
>>37270207
>>37270222

There is a joke Dragons are MGE incels, incels call women foids. Men are supposed to be to dragons "a male of their own species" but of course men are unworthy of being male dragons due how inferior they are and also due whoring around with other MG species, in particular infuriating they do with other reptile MGs. Thus pissed off dragons call men Reptiloids instead, to make whiteknight Jinkos seethe and get triggered even more they dehumanized the term further to Dick Reptiloids or Droids.

>>37270474
literally bogeys

>>37270480
Gonna wear a 'proud dick reptiloid' shirt to my date with a dragon

>>37269096
sauce on character?

>>37270497
She's not eating?

>>37270480
I am going to fuck these dragoncels for free

>>37270480
Dragons make big talk about how they don't need men and how they're all whores and unworthy of the dragons time

And yet the moment a human boy expressed any interest in her she would start mumbling and blushing.

>>37270474
Dangerous to whom? The bad guys rather won't stick their necks out for some dude they don't really care about and would have probably at some point thrown under the bus anyway. If any of them is stupid enough to attack the monster rescuing her target, he has it coming.
>>37270301
Are you a cat?

>>37264419

>>37268332
>be Anon
>met Bicorn
>she actively seduced me, baiting me into using her horsepussy
>she learned from a Rata search that I'm into cuckquean, casual sex, FWB, and harems
>straddling her back, we went to find the Rata that spied on me
>the Rata was already waiting in her room, nervous, nopan
>after consummating my second marriage in one day, my tiny mofuwife started to help my taller horsewife find "casual sex partners" for me
>they plan things out in all sorts of ways
>sometimes, a girl will come visit them, as a "friend"
>sometimes, a girl will sneak in and start masturbating with my stuff
>sometimes, I'll get teased and seduced while I'm out
>sometimes, a girl will attempt to rapebait me
>they've got a "whorehouse" and "gloryholes" set up nearby for me to visit, where the Rata uses her connections to make sure she can cover room and board for all these girls to stay
>any girl they bring into this moves in there, or into our house
>they try to reuse girls for scenarios when possible, but sometimes there's just something they want to watch me experience that none of the girls in my casual roleplay harem can properly satisfy
>and every day, afterwards, the two revel in my mana-covered cock, discussing the tastes and smells of the different girls on me, and we all cuddle up together in bed

>>37270480
>>37270497
>pissed off dragons call men Reptiloids instead
That makes no sense, reptiloid sounds like a robot dragon.

>>37270480
>whiteknight Jinkos

Have Dragons ever succeeded in making a Jinko stop being a whiteknight?

>>37270577
We sell them too.

>>37270553
Lady's about to very slightly decrease the average number of legs in the population.

>>37270577
>reptiloid sounds like a robot dragon.

That's the point, to make it sound even less than a reptile to piss off whiteknight Jinkos.

>>37270546
Not a cat but i appreciate a good box.

Hey Dragon laies, have you ever tried, you know, talking to a man or approaching one? Because apparently Dragons complaining about men haven't even approached them.

>>37270443
i imagine being around all those bad apples would be like a sort of camouflage type thing.

I want dragons to send me unsolicited cunt pics, masturbation videos, and reverse tributes!

>>37270655
>Tfw ywn get all that cause you wrrite their favorite doujins
>ywn give them witty comebacks with serect ink that shows them your address
>ywn invite them in your home and let them run a train on you so you can get more inspiration for the dujins you make

>>37270508

She is worried about how she is going to pay for it, thus trying to reduce expenses.

I NEED TO BREED EITHER LILIMS OR CHERRY FLAVORED ONIS

>>37270428
who's the girl on the far left?

>>37270625
>make it sound even less than a reptile
Still sounds iffy to me. The "-oid" part of android means one that bears resemblance to something, in this case a man. That means that etymologically reptiloid is one that bears resemblance to a reptile, so they're saying human men are like them. Dragons are supposed to be smarter than this.

>>37270679
>tfw ywn get all that by being a meme camboy on their forum
>ywn bait and tease them publicly, while handpicking a harem that will get to "rape" you
>ywn tismwrangle your harem enough to maintain the facade

>>37270722
>Dragons are supposed to be smarter than this
They are actually pretty stupid though. When the wandering scholar was writing their entry, the dragon he interviewed threatened to eat him if he didn't put down that she was smart.

>>37270789
This is how dragons should be, big, soft, lazy and proud

Dragons are good girls who don't deserve the bullying they get.

>>37269936
>lower-mid-left
I know it's supposed to be her transformed hubby thrusting a tentacle into her pussy, but the way it's drawn looks kind of like futa.

>>37269936
That's some good stuff, love the xray