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>Wanting a Japanese girlfriend for Christmas
>Lives in Texas

>> No.3725841

There are japanese girls in texas. You just have to work hard for one.

>> No.3725845

>>3725841
and how would y'know good sir?

>> No.3725850
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3725850

THERE IS ONLY THOUGH GUYS IN TEXAS, PROVE ME RIGHT

>> No.3725853

>>3725850
you let your spellchecker think for you bro

>> No.3725854

>>3725845
Because Texas is in the United States.

>> No.3725868

>>3725854
NO, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO !

>> No.3725878

>>3725850
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>> No.3725882

Awww, does the witty puppy want a Japanese puppy girlfriiiend? Yes he doooes, yes he doooooes~

>> No.3725900
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>>3725841
No. There are only two things in Texas...

>> No.3725904

>>3725850
THERE ARE ONLY ILLITERATES IN TEXAS.

>> No.3725910
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3725910

Frenchfag is cute, and we can understand most of his English most of the time. So leave him alone!

>> No.3725924

>>3725910
But I'm french too and whenever I make mistakes people make a huge fuss out of it !
That's unfair.

>> No.3725930

*grabs HASKAL*

>> No.3725942

why is sad puppy sad? :(

>> No.3725950

>Wanting a Japanese girlfriend for Christmas
>Lives in Texas
Godspeed, Anonymous.

>>3725841
>There are japanese girls in texas. You just have to work hard for one.
Compared to the Chinese, Vietnamese and Filipino though, they hardly exist. Out of the probably half-million Asians in Houston, there's a small group of Japanese on the west side of town. There's enough of them to make one barely-functional Saturday school when they all band together.
Austin has a handful more because of UT, but still vastly outnumbered by other Asians.

>> No.3725957

>>3725924
It's the tripfaggotry. When you trip, people expect bottom-of.the-barrel standards from you, so messing up grammar is not scandalous.

On the other hand, Anonymous demands proper writing and punctuation from his peers.

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3726027

I posted in this thread with "Why is /jp/ so shitty"
And look what I got.

>> No.3726030

>>3726027
That phrase has been banned for like a month now.

>> No.3726032

>>3726030
Seriously? Never knew that.

>> No.3726033

>>3726032
How else do you think all that spam vanished?

>> No.3726036

>>3726033
I thought we got bored of it.

>> No.3726043

Sorry to hear about your predicament, Anon from Bangkok. That's truly unfortunate.

>> No.3726044

>>3726027
Your email is beckyomegakawaii? Seriously?

>> No.3726059

>>3726043
Cool story, bro.
>>3726044
but she is kawaii

>> No.3726066

>>3726059
>Cool story, bro.

That wasn't funny. Welcome to my filter.

>> No.3726086

>>3726066
>Implying i wanted to entertain you.

>> No.3726092

>>3726086
>>Implying

Welcome to my filter.

>> No.3726102

>>3726092
>Implying implications

>> No.3726103

>>3726092

>Welcome to my filter.

Saged, reported, hidden thread, called cops, filtered the word "filter".

>> No.3726122

>>3726103
Yo Arc, what timezone are you even in? Seriously. Four hours ago you were "going to sleep early". I don't know what early is for you, but it was ~8pm for me, which qualifies as early. At that time, Amierkkka would have been in early-morning, Europe comfortably in mid-afternoon and Israel not far ahead of that.

Self-sage for tripfag circlejerk but man, curiosity has the best of me here.

>> No.3726132

I like Arc. He's funny.

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>>3726132
I respect Arc because he wants to have Yuugi sit on his face. As long as the girl doesn't have any hygienic issues, always for facesitting.

>> No.3726146

>>3726132
What? I thought arc was a girl.

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>>3726132
I respect Arc because he wants to have Yuugi sit on his face. As long as the girl doesn't have any hygienic issues, I'm always for facesitting.

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>>3726122

I caved in and just stayed the hell up since it's the weekend. I'm in the EST time zone.

>>3726143

Yuugi is one of the touhous that I would vastly enjoy facesitting with, mostly because she is huge, has huge asscheeks, and I salivate at the thought of going down on her while she makes the earth shake.

>> No.3726159

>>3725841

The question is: Does he really want a Japanese girl that was raised in Texas?

>> No.3726169

>I'm in the EST time zone.
Ah okay. I was just starting to wonder how it could possibly be early given the most likely timezones but it appears I was mistaken!
>mostly because she is huge, has huge asscheeks, and I salivate at the thought of going down on her while she makes the earth shake.
You into mini-gts at all? Sounds like you'd enjoy it.

>>3726159
If it's an urban area of Texas, it's about the same as other urban areas anywhere else in the US, honestly.

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>>3726169
Forgot a pic of huge Yuugi being huge.

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>>3726180

Mind you, while I enjoy Yuugi being hueg like Xbox, I do not want her to be fantastically gigantic and so huge that I could crawl in her cleavage and go to sleep.

That's what Suika is there for, anyway.

>> No.3726187

>>3726152
>>3726184
Since when did /jp/ turn NSFW?

>> No.3726196

>>3726187
It's not even GOOD NSFW content, either.

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>>3726184
>I do not want her to be fantastically gigantic and so huge that I could crawl in her cleavage and go to sleep.
Hence the distinction between gts and mini-gts. Sorry if I'm getting technical with some unfamiliar lingo but it's basically what you're describing: a woman anywhere between your height and twice your height.

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