/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gee, anon. How come Haku-sensei lets you have 4 threads?

>>37254966
becuase people took too much offence to that one with the skull dude that im going to assume has some relation to warhammer

>>37254976
>im going to assume has some relation to warhammer
Yeah, it's a Culexus assassin.
Which I don't see how it has any relation to MGE, out of all the assassins types they would just the the strangest. Except Eversor.

>>37254976
remember when we used to have fun mixing franchises and stuff with MGE?
Even when MGU was a hot mess with the halo stuff I think we had fun back in the day not every crossover turned into a gritty edgefest of just wather thin covering for ace combat fanfiction
I feel like we've lost a lot of fun bthanks to /tg and spacebattles

Huff lots of mofu and let the Ratas have lots and lots of nuts to munch on this happy month of Nonstop Nut November.

>>37255006
>I feel like we've lost a lot of fun bthanks to /tg and spacebattles
Nah, I think we lost that even before. When people started to take the ""lore"" to seriously instead of treating the crossovers like a joke/just for fun. /tg/ was just the nail in the coffin.
I still like to talk about MGE-fied version of other settings like World of Warcraft or darkest dungeon. But You have to walk on eggshells to even talk about that anymore.

>>37255006
Given all whats been said about MGU in the past im dont thing there was a time where that forum WASN'T a hot mess
>Excessive Paladin roleplay
>The HAN stuff
>The black jack and hookers setting (MG compendium)
>Everying regarding the "HR" mod (praxis, his thing with beast and mono, Ect.)
>Halo crossovers (one clusterfuck of a fic involved a dude who could transfrom into ANYTHING from halo, including the vehicles, but he also become a human female at times and get turned into a monstergirl for a while)
When was this site "ok"?

>>37255033
Could be worse
we could be the wiki, or when grigori was at the peak of his attention seeking

I claim this thread for big fat hags wearing their old villain outfits

Wan!
Wan Wan Wan!
Wan Wan Wan!
Wan Wan Wan!
WaWaWa Wan!

>>37255017
I like to think different races smell different. The mofu of Ratas smell like chestnuts of peanut butter. The foxes smell like lavender mixed with tofu.

>>37255033
I like to throw some of MGE's lore in my stories wherever I can, usually the odd item here and there, or references to places we know like lescatie or dragonia
Crossovers a tricky buisness MGE wise, manly becasuse out side of this thread, everything that goes agianst MGE is treated like its goku and people have a spastic fit if the monstergirls "win" in any way.

>>37255089
My face or my pelvis, doesn't matter which, just give me a fat hag like this to sit on me.

>>37255061
They're being a revisionist. I feel that the gatekeeping goes too far sometimes, but it's still a net positive to this thread in particular. If I wanted to give myself brain damage I'd go find /tg/ and wikifags on my own time.

>>37255107
Content that involves monsters "losing" usually involves being edgy as fuck. Shifting through dozens of stories involving some self-insert showing off his best wikipedia instilled military training in my fictional porn setting to find a good one is not worth the time.

>>37255130
Somehow they managed to out-bore the standard "isekai" concept
You could have so much fun with porn women and it all tends to get boild down to "I SHALL KILL THE MONSTERGIRLS AND THEY'RE RAPISTS DOOMING THE WORLD SO I'M MORALLY SUPERIOR"
At this point, all I want is something like monstergirl doctor, or 12 beast without the furries

>>37255089
>tfw ywn get raped by fat hag like this and get shoved in her tits and somewhat hear her ufufufu as you cum again and again inside her

Does your wife bathe, anon?

>>37255182
To be fair, there was stories like vengance and the moosesaga back in the day
(yes I know moosesage is still going but last i checked it was at 112 chapters and I ejected somewhere around the 60's)

>>37255200
No, and she never has.

>>37255200
Way more than just battle

>>37255200
yeah, dirty wurm ain't the greatest of smells

>>37255200
Of course, and she insists we bathe together. Says it's another "holy ritual", but I think she just likes the skinship.

>>37255214
Anon...BATHE, not BATTLE

>>37255200
I once tried to bathe my chesh wife. That’s all I am gonna say about this

>>37255200
>>37255214
>>37255229
I read it as "Does your wife breathe" at first.

>>37255242
>How to make undead seethe

Nobody tell monsters that I'm extremely weak to huge monster titties.

Haku-sensei's not even mad, just dissapointed.

>>37255247
Breathing is for plebs.

>>37255264
I want to warm a Wight's bed at night!

>>37255261
What happens when a big-titted human girl in a monster girl costume assaults you?

>>37255270
Boner, but it's only half-mast.

I love cute small puppy girls.

>>37255278
Yeah, I'll let Sandworm-chan eat me. She can do it however she likes too, as long as I get a deep, sloppy kiss from her and some snu-snu.

>>37255262
What does she want from me, it’s not my fault that things come in ear and out the other for me

>>37255200
Of course, she loves baths!

>>37255261
I would like to hand in my genetic resignation

>>37255261
>>37255320
Ran is best fox

>>37255247
Gonna send a message to a ghoul saying that girls who breathe give better blowjobs.

>>37255326
Ran hit my family tree like a sledgehammer

From the last thread.
"アルラウネさんの香りを原料に作られたお香でアロマテラピーしたい
アルラウネさんの男性を誘引する香りへの耐性がゼロ以下、マイナス方向にカンストしそう

甘い香りで陶酔と心の安寧、余裕をもたらすアルラウネのお香
心の荒みやすい生活を送っている方には是非ともお使い頂きたい一品

ですが使い続けるにつれ、香りに対する抵抗値が下がり
本物のアルラウネの香りが微かでも鼻腔をくすぐれば意識がとろんと夢心地になり、彼女に身も心も委ねてしまう様に…"

>I want to do aromatherapy with incense made from Alraune's scent.
>I'm afraid that my tolerance for Alraune's male-attracting scent is going to go below zero, and in a negative direction.
>Alraune's incense brings euphoria, peace of mind, and relaxation with its sweet scent.
>It's a must have for those who have a rough life.
>But as you continue to use it, your resistance to the scent will decrease.
>But as you continue to use it, your resistance to the scent will diminish, and when even the faintest whiff of the real alraune scent hits your nostrils, your consciousness will drift into a dreamy state, and you will surrender your body and soul to her...

"性欲が膨れ上がるアルラウネさんにいっぱい出す寝落ち起きたらアルラウネさんにいっぱい出す心が落ち着いてる！
なので問題ないですね！"

>My libido swells up I give a lot to Alraune I fall asleep I wake up and give a lot to Alraune my mind is calm!
>So, no problem!

"アルラウネさんは、そうやって手に入れた
おっぱいに顔埋めて鼻を押し当てて香りを嗅ごうとする旦那様が大好きです"

>That's how you get it, Alraune.
>I love it when my husband buries his face in my tits and presses his nose against them to try to smell them .

"Random:自分や社会に疲れて絶望した結果｢終わらせて｣しまいたくなった男性にわざと輪っか状にした蔓を見せておいて、手をかけた瞬間他の弦で拘束し引きずり込んでそのままエロマテラピー･･･
もちろん心身が治るまでお花の牢獄に収監･･･

いいなぁ、それいいなぁ･･･
一生出ていける気がしないけど。

KC:自殺用ロープ（アルラウネの蔓製）
輪っかを作ると輪っかの中ぎアルラウネとの双方向の転移ポータルにとして働く魔法道具"

Random:
>A man who is tired of himself and society and despairs and wants to "end it" is deliberately shown a loop of vines, and the moment he puts his hands on them, he is restrained with other strings, dragged in, and then eromatized...
>And of course, imprison him in a prison of flowers until his body and soul heal.
>I like that. I like that.
>I don't think I'll ever get out of there.

KC:
>Suicide Rope (made from Alraune's Vine)
>A magical tool that works as a two-way transfer portal between you and Alraune when you make a loop.

Today, KC wrote a bit about the alraune.

>>37254959

>>37255264
i like my girls warm tho

everyone just kind of forgot about her

>>37255484
Just heat them up with something else.

>>37255600
so stick 'em in the mircowave?

>>37255595
Someone else filled the niche of a submissive slime girl that does housework.

>>37255595
>>37255686
It seems the difference between the Nureonago and Shoggoth is one is a Japanese house wife. And the other would unironically and or casually uses the N-Word.

i believe in yeti supremacy

how do you feel about ahegao is that acceptable?

>>37255719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MEsNwHP_j4

>>37255182
Modern isekais at least have some kind of gimmick or interesting cheat skill.
In MGE fanfics you almost always get a perfectly normal and mundane guy with mundane fighting skills and Youtube level knowledge, and this somehow makes him an unstoppable badass in a setting where decent fighters can casually dodge/parry bullets, high level monsters and heroes are described as walking natural disasters and you get OP bullshit like elemental and undead mamono that are theoretically impossible to kill for good.
And their cheat skill is always "immunity to demonic energy" aka the thing men are already immune to unless they start chugging prisoner fruit juice or fucking a mamono like rabbits.

>>37255182
>monstergirl doctor
i dont know why but i just couldn't watch that

>>37255865
you forgot that they was run on "VIRGINITY IS COOL, REMAIN PURE" and no seduction whatsoever works becuase they are either to "smart" for it or some how all seduction is DE charged so the girls have absolutley nothing to woo men with

>>37255061
>Halo crossovers
uh what?

>>37255897
There was a hadful of dudes on MGU that were really into halo
So in terms of the "few crossover fics that stood out like a sore thumb" Halo was then what soulsborne is now

>>37255766
I believe in elf supremacy

>>37255888
Ah yes, I forgot the good old "there's no way a man would fall for a 11/10 supermodel that wants to suck his dick and get creampied, they must be using mind control"

>>37255888
>some how all seduction is DE charged so the girls have absolutley nothing to woo men with
I don't go out reading grimderp fanfics so I don't know if someone already did it, but if you're going with this angle, you may as well make mamono actually hideous abominations that you perceive as sexy women only when you're under the influence of mamono mana.

>>37255989
well i mean realistically most men would be freaked out by a girl with a lower half of a snake anon.

>>37255958
elfs always lose how believe in elf supremacy

>>37256007
To be honest on this one
even the non grimderp fics have this problem at times, the male lead, while not violently edgy could still be anti-monster, or "tragically incapable of seeing how someone could love them"

>>37255766
Yetis should come in all variants and sizes
>big arctic Yetis
>Zipangu Yetis
>desert Yetis
>big city Yetis
>swamp Yetis
>Finnish Yetis
>Monberian Yetis
>undead Yetis
>dark mage Yetis

>>37253953
Are you on the sekrit twitter cause when I asked him questions he never answered me…

>>37255766
I believe in bogey and bogie supermacy

>>37256042
>elfs always lose
P'orc propaganda

>>37256054
Can you elaborate? I'm not sure how it applies to poorly written fanfiction that's not grimderp. Generally when a man is distrustful of monsters or in denial that her feelings are genuine, author picks an excuse that's not "he's just not affected by monsters cause he's special", even if it's a silly one.

>>37255766
I believe in dragon supremacy

Who's the better tutor between Keine and a MGE Hakutaku?

>>37256042
You wrote “human” wrong

Human husbando supremacy, its what all MGs secretly desire.

>>37255719
>other would unironically and or casually uses the N-Word.
What's wrong with the name of her cat?

>>37254959

>>37256042

>>37256423
Can't beat the cock.

>>37256443
>Confused Cockatrice noises.

>>37256434
I really hope my Haku neighbor doesn’t realize I dropped out of high school when I was 16.

>>37256423
Not true, some don't keep it a secret.

>>37255370
Your services are required.

>>37255206
you can bathe in sand, by that logic shes is the cleanest monster girl

>>37256493
You can bathe in snow as well, that's how Wendis keep their fur cloaks clean and white

Bathing in the air?

I want to get adopted as some type of pet for some rich old monster looking for comfort

>>37256626
Old Jinko keeps you on her lap and pets you like a cat.

>>37256471
>Salamander that unironically uses the term "Breeding bitch" when referring to herself

>>37254959

>>37256313
>Dear diary, another human m*n rejected me today. Right after he walked away I saw a hellhound follow him into an alleyway and rape him until he passed out.
>I'm glad he got what he deserved but I just wish boys weren't so FUCKING stupid. They reject knightly women like me just so they can wind up taken against their will in some dark corner.
>Fucking idiots, I'm gonna spend the next few months brooding in my cave.
"superiority"

>>37256668
>when her friends come over, she holds you up by the armpit to show you off to her freinds
>get told that you look very cute and charming

>>37256713
what actually happened
>Dragon sees man, tried to tell him to go on a date with her
>Dragon spagetthis out and stutters out some gibberish
>the man confused, walked into aan alleyway and was raped

So what monstergirls get the JRPG and or anime princes as their boyfriends or husbands?

I guess it is the Lilims and the dragon girls that get them, right? Would be ironic or funny if something as lowly as devilbugs or hellhounds get those boys instead.

>>37256768
Actually, I bet its p'orcs, goblins, tentacles, krakens, and slimes honestly

>>37256742
Horizontal slit pupils weird me out and make my phallus engorge

>>37256668
>>37256733
Elder Jinkos don't understand doing so is running the human's honor to the ground and that they should be treated like the adults they are by their standards.

>>37256792
>Niece tells this to her aunt
>Her aunt smacks her on the head for being stupid
>"Just look at how cute he is"
>Anon just has a blank face with absolutely nothing going on in his head

>>37256768
>>37256783
The prince marries the cute zombie he saw.

>>37254959

>>37256824
Anon will smile and do cute human noises when Jinko auntie pets him.

>>37256829
>ywn squeeze priscilla jr. between you and her mother

To tell me is it true?

>>37256905
That humans make the best pets? It's true

Mgu did have a good point on some things though

>>37256768
>prince of a human (non-monster-affiliated) nation
>he finds himself in an arranged marriage for political reasons, with his new wife being a Hellhound from a nearby up-and-coming monster nation
>hijinks ensue as both he and all the royal staff have zero experience with MGs
This shit writes itself.

>>37254959

>>37256914
like what?

>>37256905
Humans get erection easily, cum fast and cum buckets. You can easily understand from those factors that God made them to be raped by monster girls

>>37256929
All these mgs think 'ohh having obnoxiously large horns is cool, it's a sign of status and pure breeding' and then end up bawling because they accidentally poked their husband's eye out with the fucking things

>>37256914
Karbo did nothing wrong.

>>37256981
it's good have purpose

>>37257012
Karbo is what got me into mgs

>>37256981
>>37257015
is this why nuns try to give a prayer of faith in a back room and I don't remember what happened next aside from feeling sore?

>>37256914
If we're disclosing, I do agree on one thing from space battles

I want a mindflayer to brain fuck me with the tentacle.

>>37257053

>>37257048
and what is that?

>>37257089
I wonder how a mindflayer would react if she tried to mind-fuck me only to realize how much I love her.
Gonna overwhelm her with thoughts about how cute she is.

>>37257137
reverse mindbreak

>>37257091
Youkai extermination is fun

>>37257089
>flayer sticks her tentacles in anon's ears, greedily probing towards his grey matter
>when she gets there, though, she stops
>it's flat
>his brain is smooth
>not a wrinkle to be found
>she looks down
>anon hasn't even noticed the tentacles
>he's just staring at her chest, licking his lips
>"mmm, squid milk yummy"
>she feels a bead of sweat roll down her back
The one defense against flayers- being too dumb to mindfuck

Is Watching Bridge to Terabithia with your tomboy childhood friend considered abuse?

>>37254959
I will never lose to a fox.

>>37257156
Reverse mindbreak should be more like mind fortification.

>>37256928
>Chapter 2
>The matter of clothing

>>37257262
it's being loving and supportive but for evil mg

>>37257297
Exactly, like a Mindflayer that uses her powers to make you confident and strong-willed.

>>37254959

>>37256758
powerful but shy monsters are great

human woman that happily embraces becoming a monster after birthing a son

>>37255374
Really like the idea of suicide attempts being foiled by monster tricks
>Bridge jumpers getting caught by krakens
>anon taking painkillers secretly infused with mamano mana goes unconscious in the bath and is found by his troll neighbour
>Disgraced general's sword was replaced with demon silver so when he falls on it his banshee dark knight stalker gets easy pickings
>Schoolgirl trying to asphyxiate in her lich-tech car gets turned into a kejourou and strolls off to find her cousin

>>37257217
Is she crying cause the song us sad or just bad?

>>37256768
Fuck off you boy loving fruit, you couldn't resist dropping in some not so subtle fire emblem material for yourself could you?

>>37257161
Youkai extermination feels so good

>>37257161
Extermination or "extermination"?

Would specifically wanting to fuck alps turn you into an alp?

>>37257504
No.

>>37257504
Why are they so fucking hot bros

>>37257504
On my prison island it would ,
The rule on it would be , you could do anything with an alp, but the moment you kiss or get kissed by an alp you become one,
It would start out with a bunch of guys and one alp and I'll see how long it takes for most of the island to turn.

>>37257517
That’s an alp?

>>37257517
It's like Thunderdome: Two men enter, one man leaves.

>>37257504
no it's only if you get bit by one

I want a monstergirl mom to raise me!

>>37257559
anon, theyre called momsters, get with the times already

>>37257548
If you see male/female symbols it's a fair bet she used to be he

>>37257424
>demon silver bullets/knives
>community service mershark/mermaid nighttime anti-drowning patrol
>neighborhood watch ghosts/phantoms look out for anons trying to end it in their closets
>manticores, arachnes, and other venomous mamonos spike the Fentanyl/heroin market with their venom and narcan
>They can sense when a person nearby has taken the spiked drugs
>They find the anon/anonette and princess carry them to rehab

>>37257574
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3883954/

>>37257585
>>37257424
Silly monster girls, they won't even realise what I'm doing until it's too late.

>>37257602
>off-topic image

>>37257585
I'll find a way to end my life as a protest against monstergirls! I'll... ram my car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour!

>>37257574
>tfw ywn have twin momsters that mik you dry "to reduce stress"

>>37257625
mate thats a golem, and youre not even driving a car thats an automaton

>>37257658
I'll bash my head in with a rock, then!

>>37257670
but thats a gnome

>>37257678
Alright I'm just going to meditate so hard that my heart stops beating.

What happens to the Owl Mages who aren't smart enough to make the grade?

>>37257585
>>community service mershark/mermaid nighttime anti-drowning patrol
>>neighborhood watch ghosts/phantoms look out for anons trying to end it in their closets
I like to think the monsters on suicide prevention duty are like Grelia's Sabbath where they only join to genuinely help and not as an excuse to snatch a husband (although that often ends up happening regardless).

All I do is disobey monster girl, is not go to shcool, eat pussy on the corner for free, let old monsters run a train on me, and call monster cops pigs

You guys are amateurs. Ending your life is easy. Just call a lilim an incel .

>>37257696
They get put on permanent cuddle duty.

>>37257678
Anon got gnomed.
>>37257693
Local Lich appreciates your donation.

>>37254959
Impregnate vampires.

>>37257736
>getting gnomed, sithed, dwarfed, or slimed
fates worse than death

>>37257761
nah, that would be getting alped

>>37257734
Cuddling an Owl Mage just seems so comfy, I wonder what kind of noises they make when you do that. The older ones probably make different noises too.

Now what could the Greenworm possibly have done to deserve this?

Is mge the only japan based monster girl content allowed here

>>37257821
Yes

>>37254959

>>37257579
Is that Alp Jacking her Tail?

>>37257821
No.

>>37257869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ

>Because of how little concern they have for her, both the state and her family allow her to do as she pleases to a certain degree. During her childhood, she was a playmate with "you" and Wilmarina, for a very long period of time. Everyone else acted like she wasn't there or treated her like a "hot potato" to be shoved from one person to another; only these two friends needed her as an individual. She found the one place where she belonged at the side of her two friends and brightness gradually emerged from her gloomy personality.
Wait, so Wilmarina's childhood friend was ALSO friends with a future Roper Queen and is probably being raped by both right now?

>>37257821
Maybe

>>37257821
I mean, MGQ is also discussed here once a while

>>37257869
Yes, That Alp Is Jacking Her Tail

>>37257538
Your prison island?

>>37257892
I feel it gets kind of grandfathered in

>>37257897
I just noticed, that she was flat and then got titties when she became a zombie.... How is this possible?

>>37257538
meds

>>37257904
Yes marrying queen mg has its benefits

>>37257869
Oh god why.

>>37257915
grafting

>>37257915
There's a lot you can do with a needle and some thread

>>37257919
Whos the lucky lady?

>>37257915
Gas builds up inside the body.

>>37257939
>>37257941
>>37257962
so never trust a zombie is what I am getting from this

>>37257968
no, get all natural zombies by digging them up yourself

Trumparts are horribly underrated.

>>37257997
i agree
pocket dimensions are weirdly hot

>>37257915
She is stitched up, that means she stole body parts.

>>37257990
based and necromancypilled

>>37257990
but then I got toget them to the zombie cleaner after I jumpstart them

>>37258036
but cleaning them is the fun part

accept responsibility

you slipped into her after all

>>37257878
I think it's a different (male) childhood friend.

>>37258060
>into her
but my pants are still on!

>>37254959

>>37257931
Compulsion. She's too used to having, uh, something else to stroke that it's now an itch she absolutely has to scratch.

stressed?

Given the sheer number of Anons who want powerful ancient evil-esc wives, do you think most monsters would try to get powerful in hopes of making themselves hotter?

>>37258103
can she help me with insomnia?

>>37258066
In Francisca's page:
>But one day, she suddenly lost this newly found peace of mind. No longer saying a word to her, Wilmarina began her warrior training, leaving early and returning late, as if she had become another person entirely. At the same time, "you", a servant of Wilmarina's family, vanished without a trace. And so, she became lonely and unloved once more.
In Wilmarina's page:
>Born of a good family, she’s been trained to fight as a servant of the gods since early childhood. Amidst that strict lifestyle, her only diversion was playing with the son of a servant of the Noscrim family, "you" who was her childhood friend. However, her father who was a priest, and the leaders of the holy order of knights didn’t think it was good for her to be with "you" who was lowly, and of no political value. "Your" entire family was fired as servants, and she was forcibly separated from "you". Afterwards, she decided to kill her old self because of this incident. The common-place, cheerful, and brave girl in love disappeared. Instead, the zealous, ideal “hero Wilmarina” who thinks first and foremost about the world which ought to be ruled by the gods and their faithful believers, was born.
The boy's background as servant of Wilmarina matches both entries, as well as the time of his disappearance matching Wilmarina becoming cold devoted to hero duties.
Their family got rid of the kid, Wilmarina kills her own persona, Francisca loses the only friends she ever had, Druella corrupts both of them and Lescastie falls from the inside.
Sad part is that Wilmarina didn't seem to care about Francisca as the boy was her only solace per her profile

>>37258103

>>37258103
Just make me dumb pls, I don’t want to to think anymore

>>37258103
Just delete everything. I don't need it anymore.

I would like for Druella to Commit PermaDeath, i hate her and everything she stands for.

>>37257011
>... eye...
Unicorns: have one central front-facing horn for purity = can't give Anon freebie BJs without stabbing him in the stomach
Bicorns: have 2 upward facing horns for sluttiness = "grab those handlebars and throatfuck me hard, Anon"
Blackhosspussy is besthosspussy

Loli dragon sex

>>37258198
>smug demon princess cackling that slowly turns into crying

>>37257716
Of course they are genuine! They have to be able to rescue a dying human from whatever they might have done to themselves. Many wives and momsters volunteer as well

>>37258103
Yes
And she'd be stressed too if she peered inside

>>37258019
Not just pocket dimensions, for me, although that is a big part of the appeal. All four suits' main traits (hypergenki Spades, hikkiNEET Clubs, creatively perverse Diamonds, and enthusiastically deredere Hearts) appeal to me, and the use of portals for stuck-in-wall scenarios is always nice, and the idea of forming our own world together is really comfy.

>>37258152
How does she do it? Listening and looking at all the harmful thoughts and memories?

>>37257798
Vandalism with a veggie launcher

Remember to breed your salamanders.

>>37258327
Not at all those are just lesser dragons. Humans should start breeding actual high level dragons instead.

>>37258313
no, squeeze

>>37258311
Wrong pic?

>>37258311
Don't know why that image attached, but okay. I don't remember even selecting a file.

>>37255200
If she didn't I'd force her.

>>37258324
What about her partner in crime? What happened to her?

>>37258335
>>37258327
You have to start somewhere
Start breeding lesser dragons, age one you've mastered lesser dragons, you start breeding the higher level dragons
>by the time you have just impregnated an elder dragon, you have hundreds of lesser dragon children, dozens of mid-level dragon children, and a handful of high level dragon kids

>>37258346
I didn't even mean to attach a pic.

>>37258327
I see a lizard cow

>>37258368
Nah, mage. I gotta breed the eldest dragons cause go big or go home

>>37258311
>Cheshire breaks into trading card warehouse and hides Trumparts in all of the booster packs

>>37258356
No library time for a week

>>37258382
No! You won't survive the breeding! You'll be overwhelmed by such raw power!

>>37258368
No! Keep breeding low-level dragons, let the hagons become desperate. It's more fun that way.

>>37258340
Okay

>>37258327
Warm milk

>>37258397
>raw power
yeah, right. Shes been a virgin for god knows how long. She'll come in the first few seconds of kissing

The only dragons I want to breed are lolis.

>>37258278
I'm gonna cheer her up with another boy-shaped pillow for her collection

You will receive the Owl's wisdom whether you want it or not.

>>37258493
Her favorite is her arachne silk full-size shy altar boy daki, with the stoic paladin-chan pillow as a close second.

>>37258356
>>37258391
Even worse, only picture books, no reading besides the cover for a week.

>>37258514
>"that time I ordered an altar boy daki but I got an actual naive altar boy instead and he wants XXX"

How pissed would a pharaoh be if I just walked up to her and asked if she has a snake pit?

>tfw ywn ship yourself off to a monster to become their husband

>>37258418
Their bellies would end up being as big as they are!

>>37258603
How would you ship yourself? USPS, DHL, UPS, Fedex, or Amazon?

>>37258651
>ship yourself with FedEx
>end up getting Cast Away
Wilson, we're not alone on this island.

>>37258651
by dragon express shipping

>>37258149
It's the same guy for all 9 of them.

>>37257517
Aren't they supposed to develop into women sexier than women around them? they become the idealized version of a perfect woman

>>37258066
>>37258681
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it retconned to be a different guy for each girl?

What are you and your waifu/waifus going to do for Thanksgiving?

My Ushi wife offered to catch some wild game, and I'd cook it, while my Troll wife offered to make salads and sides. Kikimora wife wants to make desserts, while Echidna wife wants to do an art activity with the kids

>>37258716
No, it's in world guide 1, and reiterated in SG1.5.
What you're thinking of is SGII, where we got a different guy for each of the new heroines.

>>37254959
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/1457687770172846082

>>37258763
>art activity with the kids
Is it the hand-turkey thing? Because I'm not sure that would work when some of the kids have paws, or tentacles, or wings, or slime instead of hands.

>>37258805
She's really twitchy.

>>37257696
Owl Warriors!

>>37258685
>succs seething that their alp 'friend' is the who the boys ogle the most

>>37258763
My Trumpart wife is preparing a buffet of transmogrification potions for the two of us, and a couple of her friends, to try out.

>>37258763
We're spending even more time eating than you would imagine. Anyone know where I can buy bulk cranberry sauce and couple fruit pie without breaking the bank?

>>37258813
If they can grip a pencil, or use a pair of scissors, something will be found
Maybe do the turkey crowns instead. Or make turkey puppets

>>37258899
THIS BITCH IS FUCKING DEAD! STOP COPING RETARD!

>>37258868
Nice!
>>37258899
The "expired" or otherwise slated to be thrown out food section at grocery stores. They are still edible and very cheap. Had to do that while growing up

>>37258327
the former is vastly superior in every way

>>37258813
Just tell them that there are special kinds of turkeys just like them. Afterwards, make sure they never see a regular turkey. Go out with your wife and exterminate as many as you can. Just make sure your ready for her "reward" afterwards. Raw flesh does not rub well against dirt after the first few hours.

>>37258763
see if she can cook a turkey if she slaps it, and if not I'll just cook some food

Blowjobs from salamanders must be great. They're fire elemental girls, so their bodies will be abnormally warm compared to a human. That in turn means their mouths would be much warmer (tongue, cheeks, spit, and breath) and pleasing to the penis. Same is likely true of their vaginas and anuses.

>>37258899
glowworm tastes really good if you give it to a raven waifu.

>>37258973
Cook steak on their abs
Then lick them clean

>>37254959

>"get in, virgin."

>>37259075
>virign
have you looked in the mirror as of late?

>>37258278
I want to hug Druella and tell her she did okay. Sure it isn't perfect but it's better than it used to be.

>>37259027
I don't think their bodies are that warm.. Their tails likely are. You could probably roast a hotdog or marshmallow over one.

>>37259075
Sorry, I don't associate with whores.

I want to play SRW games with an Automaton

>>37259117
>HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

>>37259087
Dumblim made for cuddling and platonic dates, not for sexual.

>>37259075
>challenge Lim to a children's card game
>use Machine deck
>her Automaton driver notices I keep summoning Galatea over and over
>win
>get in the car anyways
>not in the back seat with the Lim, though

>>37258278
Crocodile Tears! She cant feel sad.

>>37259087
If she was found by a man who wanted to wife her, would it change how extreme she is?

>>37258497
Grabs the owl and runs with it.

>>37258278
>she eats more ice cream
>She gets thiccer
I want her, right now

>>37259133
Never play chess with robutts.

>>37259206
Bullying crocodile girls is bad too.

>>37258497
*wrestle kicks the door shut*

>>37258514
>Majordomo Anon catchess Druella while she's perusing her secret daki collection
>Druella starts lamenting very loudly that now he's going to blackmail her into being his love slave and do all kind of perverted things
>Anon just says he respects and admires her too much and will never betray her secret
>hfw

>>37258327
>loli salamander adventuring companion
>anal mating press her huge preteen ass at every inn
Still counts

>>37258931
>Anon beats his salamander rival
>She wants him to breed her and make her a mother
>Anon just want to keep the whole rivalry win-and-I-fuck-you thing going.

>>37259306
you disgust me on several levels

Centaurs:
>Prideful and stoic
>Shows practically no emotion
>Will never let her emotions be known in public

>You're shoved into a room with her
>She shows absolutely zero interest in you
>Doesn't even wanna talk" to you
>Hours pass
>The smell of stinky virgin permeates through her nostrils
>Still able to resist and show zero interest in you
>You accidentally touch her in the smallest way possible
>She loses her shit
>Goes full rapist mode
>See pic related
>Expresses her undying love for you
>Horsey snu-snu ensues
>Next morning, she's bitching at you
>Saying it's all your fault
>Yells at you to take responsibility
>You give her a soft peck on the lips
>She calms down
>She returns your kiss with one of her own
From that moment onwards, the two of you life a happy, fulfilling life together. She's always kind to you but still dislikes public displays of affection. She lets you ride on her back which always leads to sex. The two of you have many daughterus together and live happily ever after.

You can't escape mofu.

>>37259429
Look at his face, he was asking for it.

Even if you can't see Gazer-chan, she's probably still watching you.

>>37257585
So after an attempt you'll have a quarrel with them?

>>37259452
What a pervert.

Would Demon Silver Armor be good for anything?

How do I not get picked up and taken to a monster's rape cave if I sleep all wrapped in my blankets like a human chicken wrap

>>37254959

>>37259464
Be a lilims daki

>>37259402
Sounds like a dragon

>>37259464
> sleep all wrapped in my blankets
That’s like screaming you need monster girl body heat

>>37259509
>To all the unmarried, dragon-worshipping cute boys, I wish you all a pleasant evening.

>>37259402
whores

>>37259464
>I wrap myself in blankets, making myself look cute, defenseless and convenient to pick up but I don't want to get raped by a monsters
Do human boys really?

https://files.catbox.moe/gplhr5.png
your feelings on wormgirls?

>>37259563
Why couldn't you just post the image

>>37259541
>>37259561
I can't help it, I can't sleep If I don't do that! Its not my fault that I look too cute to monsters

>>37259561
It’s as if they are hard-wired in a genetical level to beg for rape

>>37259369
I'm not saying her pussy wouldn't get it's fair share, or she wouldn't get it in just about every position, just being a bit poetic getting the key points across.

>>37259600
So we aren't autistic about image limit anymore?

>>37254959

>>37259639
It's on topic and we're nowhere near the limit this thread

>>37259639
That image is not offtopic, not over the size limit, and not NSFW, so no reason not to post it. The unofficial rule about offtopic images doesn't matter for its original purpose anymore because threads rarely reach the image limit nowadays, but it helps filter out crossboarders and other cancer.

>>37259551
All monsters are whores.

>>37259402
Vanilla Centaurs aren't as good as Bicorns, Nightmares, or Unicorns that secretly want to become Bicorns.

>>37259639
That was back when jaypee was slow and these threads could last for 2k posts.

Watch out for the herbivores, jp

>>37259306
>loli Trumpart research partner and adventuring companion
>could just hide away in her pocket realm to rest
>choose to stop at inns anyways
>knot, flare, tentabulge, and/or parasitize her JC cunny where the single monster adventurers in neighboring rooms can only attempt to imagine what's going on
>proceed to cuddle my kouhai-wife to sleep every night, hiding in our pocket realm now, giving plenty of mutual aftercare
>leave free potion samples on the nightstand, with our business card

what distro should I install on my se daughterbot?

>>37259799
Gentoo

is there an MGE board that doesnt have loli shit

>>37259811
make on on /lgbt/ you will fir right in

>>37259799
windows xp

>>37259824
>>37259824
chuckled at shirt

>>37259809
>Go trekking in the arctic for a experiment
>Get separated from the group
>There's a snowstorm coming so you seek shelter in a cave
>You fall asleep
>You wake up to a shoggoth handing you a cup of hot coco

>>37254959

>>37259845
How about you hand over YOUR money?

>>37259456
Why is there a quarrel?

>>37259747
Wow
Mean

>>37259826
>Shog gets confused why I'm wincing at the smell
>Her cute flayer friend brings me a cup of warm tea

>>37259747
>All monsters are whores
Do You Mean:
All men are whores

I hate the attention horse.

>>37259911
It just sounds like they're really confused why a human would be here and panicked and went like
>What do we do? Coco? Tea? Humans like to drink, yes? Do they like warm drinks or cold drinks? I guess it's cold already for a human so they probably want something hot? Are they too hot? I should have stayed home at the bottom of the sea.

>>37259929
You can only imagine what monstergirl EMTs go through

>>37259817
>fir right in
Nobody's drawn a conifer dryad yet, so this will have to do.

>monster energy mg

>>37259994
Close enough?

>>37254959

>>37259429

>>37260017
I gotta nut in a nun, i gotta nut in a nun, I got nut in a nunnnn!

>>37257504
It's not gay if he gets pregnant

>Oh no! The yuuki-onna got drenched, she is gonna freeze at this rate! If only there was a kind human to offer her to use his shower, wear his boxers and warm her to bed with his body *wink wink*

>>37260062
>yuki onna
>gonna freeze
Bullshit but I believe it

>>37260077
Those monsters are trying new strategies, but unfortunately they aren't exactly good at it

>>37260084
Aren't they supposed to be smarter and wiser than us?

>>37260044
It's weird how there are no pregnant Alp pictures.

>Grab into pin into penetration combos, all in one turn
Grapple builds are bullshit

>>37260092
When the most common plan of the elder monsters is larp as JK and enter the same school as humans you know by default they aren't that good

>>37260104
thats why you oil up and become slippery like an eel

>>37260104
either this>>37260116 or you just keep your distance and just shoot a mana nuke at them

https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1458174417335246848/photo/1

>>37260132
>tfw ywn set your automatons nipple sensitivity to max and just causally nipple on them

I would like to be in a exclusive permanent romantic but casual relationship with a monstergirl. I don't want a wife.

>>37260141
*nibble

>>37260106
I want mamono from loli through CC peetending to be JKs, and to wake up one day as their teacher.

>>37260104
She can't grab you if you keep kiting her into your bedroom.

>>37260145
>monstergirlfriend jokingly spends her entire life asking you to propose to her
I bet you could get away with that with some species but something like a unicorn wouldn't have it. She's marrying you properly whether you want it or not.

>>37260106
I would understand if they were doing it as a challenge to prove they can succeed without relying on their mature allure, but I doubt that's the case.

>>37260177
BTA, but are there any species that would be fine just being my devoted slave?

>>37260098
There's not much Alp art in general

>>37260202
P'orcs if you defeat them.

>>37260106
They even larp as magical girls, can u believe it?

Blind hors

>>37260208
196 currently in the gallery. Not a huge number, but far from the bottom. For comparison Automaton has 184, Gyoubu Danuki 124, Wurm 222, Mershark 203.

>>37260017
do your part in saving the endangered nun species

Do alps give birth to succs or more alps?

>>37260177
imagine an anon trying to be casual with a unicorn, not knowing their thing.

>>37260272
I think succs because alps are made when a man wants to be a woman

>>37260272
Offspring of Alp will be normal Succubi (or Incubi when it's possible).
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_.28p92.29
>What it comes down to is this. Alp is just a moniker for those who exceptionally changed from an incubus into a “succubus”, so they are essentially succubi. For that reason, the children born will turn out to be ordinary succubi, not alps.

>>37260245
When do I start?

Do the Asexuals alp or get turned straught?

>>37260302
Asexuals turn into hypersexuals

>>37260302
You become an Alp specifically when you're male and prefer dick over pussy. Mamono mana should make asexuals straight by default.

>>37260302
They get thrown into the bog.

>>37260302
Overflow

>>37260330
So in the end they're straight.

>>37260330
What happens in the bog?

>>37260392
Mud

>>37260413
So in the end they're straight.

I called an anubis a mere hyena and she spent the next half hour yelling at me about the difference between jackals and hyenas. It was really funny. What are some other names I could call her that would get a good reaction?

>>37260392
'That'

>>37260449
Doggie

>>37260329
>make asexuals straight by default.
Why would it turn them straight if they don't care about pussy nor dick?

>>37260368
>>37260434
I don't like em putting alps in the water that turn the friggin humies gay!

>>37260484
Alps are superior to trannies though
As alps actually become real women

>>37260504
>FtMs makeup the core of anti-mamono extremists, because if they were to monsterize, they'd be cured and perfected

I worship ____ ____.
>roll dice
>1.GYARU
>2.BUGS

>>37260468
See the previous sentence. It should be possible under certain conditions, but I think mamono mana would follow the path of least resistance and give asexual men craving for pussy rather than make them want to get dicked and then transform.

>>37258327
love it

>>37260531
I love this artist's bugs

>>37255719
>uses the N-Word.
Niggurath-chan is displeased with you.

i am pro monster girls but anti all the corruption elements(like people getting turned into monster girls) i just want natural ones.