/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Enjoying the quiet with a nice cup of tea.

Speaking of tea, which does 07th prefer?
For me it's black tea only.

>>37250284
>>37250298
Glorious #milk image poster

>>37250477
Gokigenyo, it is a pleasure to meet you here.

>>37250483
Now this is well mannered thread, only a matter of time until the spammers ruin the witches tea time.

>>37250493
Nevermind them anon, this is our golden land as long as nobody observes it.

No tea edition. What a shame. Did anyone try Chinese tea? It taste like ****.

>>37250538
Lingji piss.

>>37250298
I'm still amazed people took the time to do this.
https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=181416

>>37250284
>>37250298
in this image: my cum which was forcefully milked out of me in one session by bern and lamb

Annotation: this poster >>37250601 was not allowed to use his dick during the milking session at all.

Enough about #tea, which Cicadaseacatstork drinks coffee the most, and why is it Takano

>>37250922
Erika also drinks coffee but only on hot dates.

Phase 2

miyao in a strawberry bikini..

>>37250941
Erika doesn't date, her boyfriend isn't even real

I just drink rooibos don't get mad

>>37250264
Thread made too early.

Thread made just right, gives us some peace and quiet

Why is lambdadelta bottomless? Why doesn't she wear anything down there?

Tea is great for bringing people together.

borges lamba anon thread

As discussed in the last thread I found some more info regarding the AI theory that the docdroid touches on. If anyone's interested I find that googling Hanyuu AI brings up a thread where he discusses it, but anons decided to shitpost it unfortunately.

>>37251957
It's worthless, but look, we just have to solve the key to the beatocoin wallet a we'll be whales

Why do the Soul Brothers call him 漆黒の魔王・K?

>>37252984
Fuck I didn't mean googling I meant searching up "hanyuu ai" in the wakarimasen archive. Tired as shit today so not thinking straight.

"Hanyuu, come here. It's time for your weekly cumbath."
"Auauau please have mercy anon-san~ I can't get married anymore..."

>>37251223
Miyao! Such a generous and helpful friend.

Umineko Chiru explained - Against the official explanation - Part 4

>>37253742
A kissing friend.

>>37251223
Miyao playing Animal Crossing on his Selcom during Okonogi's lectures

I've been reading too much sci-fi these days, I want to try something new, maybe finally start with the mystery genre. Any recommendations for a beginner? Please spare me the ten little niggers joke.

>>37254154
Look up African mystery novels and come back to us if you find any good ones.

I love Rosa

>>37254154
Ange, have sex with your aunt

>>37254154
it genuinely is one of the best entry points into the mystery genre though

>>37254219
I thought it somehow toyed with the clichés of the genre so it would be best appreciated after getting familiar with it, but if you say so...already setting it up on my kindle.

>>37252984
NO LATEX SO SHIT

Umineko?
more like,
UmiNEGRO!

>>37254154
Death and the Compass

>>37254309
KEK

>>37254154
The Umineko atmosphere lends itself to classic Golden Age detective novels so any of the more well known Christie or Ellery Queen works fit.
For something more up to date ( and Japanese) try The Tokyo Zodiac Murders which is referenced in Umineko.

>>37254154
Van Dine books

>>37253039
You will never be vored by K1.

>>37254154
Heracles Puaro
chronicle of a death foretold
crying of lot 49
The alienist
Death on the Nile
The Hollow man

I'm looking for Umineko phone wallpapers, especially subtle ones. Sadly, it seems those are rare.
If anyone has some good ones, I would appreciate it.

Don't forget about our sister thread everyone
>>>/trash/43022384

>>37254628
/h/ thread is better

>>37250298
In terms of daily routine, I usually drink regular black tea, but I'm a fan of all teas.

>>37254633
/h/ is mostly used as a image dumo

>>37250922
Swedes have a reputation for particularly enjoying their coffee breaks.

>>37254641
And the /trash/ thread is just used for a regular dump, how fitting.

>>37254297
How's the SMT playthrough going along?

making out with italianon

>>37254694
We know sperg

>>37254700
I'd let him play all the vidya he wants on the condition that he will be forever destined to sit on my lap.

>>37254712
You sure you want him sitting on your lap? Even when he's screeching into his mic when losing a game?

>>37254723
I will shut up those screams with deep passionate kisses.

>>37254728
I can see the sperg calling you a fag for kissing him, but he wouldn't stop you at all. What a cute tsundere

>>37254733
Yeah, like he could stop me even if he wanted to.

>>37254737
Overpowering the spastic sperg... It would be cute to hear him sperg out while pinning his arms to the bed.

>>37254742
Him screaming in protest as my veiny dick comes closer to his eager asshole, the closer it gets, the louder he screams.

>>37254747
Until you finally penetrate his tight asshole, the sperg would have to cover his face out of embarrassment. His protest would get quieter until it becomes soft moans.

>>37254752
Not so tough now that you've got my dick in your ass, huh? What's the matter, don't tell me you actually like getting fucked....How pathetic.

>>37254757
How embarrassing! The sperg is starting to enjoy getting his boypussy ravaged! The same "man" who hated fags is now the biggest fag out of all of us! He would probably start to cry, realizing his image has now been completely ruined. I'm certain after a certain point he would no longer care and just be driven mad with lust crying for anons cock! How humiliating!

>>37254766
I would slap him for being such a nasty cock hungry harlot. You never become the thing you deride. Then I would shut up his protests by ramming my hard dick in his mouth, gagging him. His tears would lube up my cock nicely.

>>37254773
The sperg would at first try to resist your cock pounding his throat, but then would try to keep your cock all to himself! He'd soon forget all about Italianon and only have your cock on his mind! Does the little fag have no shame? I could see him crying the moment you take your cock out of his mouth, begging you to put it back in. He really is pathetic huh?

>>37254797
All the shame he had has been thoroughly fucked out of him. He wouldn't let my cock leave his mouth, he'd like it so much he would put his lips over his teeth and "bite" on my cock as tears begin to manifest in his eyes. Practically begging me to break him again. I oblige him.

>>37254806
The sperg licking every inch of your cock while you face fuck him! He'd try to get as much flavor as he can from being your personal throat swab! He'd try to talk but his words would be nearly unhearable due to all the sloshing and gagging. He would try to apologize for being such a bad poster "I'm schawreyyyy" and would even attempt to say I love you like the shameless whore he is! "I wuvz you!". You may have a problem on your hands! The sperg might become addicted to your cock and never want to leave it! What a cock hungry whore!

>>37254186
We know, Battler

>>37254827
Looks like somebody's going to get punched in the tummy for being so unapologetically horny. As he gags, I patiently explain to him that for every bad post he's ever made, I'm going to cum inside him, and each time he shows the slightest indication of liking it, I am hitting him.

Sotsugou fans

>>37254849
A fine corss-section of international intellectuals

>>37254845
As you give him the first few punches he would dislike them and probably cry, but as you keep on punishing him for being such a horny slut he would get turned on the more you use and abuse him! The sperg might pass out from a dopamine overdose the first time you fill his stomach with your thick sticky sperm! By the time you're done with the first week worth of bad posts, the sperg would be a bloody cum drenched whore! Barely able to keep conscious! Only staying up just to taste your cock one more time! You may have to just dump him in a garbage can by the time you're finished punishing him!

>>37254875
I can picture him crawling on the floor, blood, cum and saliva dripping from his mouth, barely able to see, trying to come near me by smelling my cum, daring to touch my thigh and desperately try to say "More" but he doesn't have enough strength in his lungs, so he tries to grab my cock on his own.
He gets a punch on the nose for that. Bad toy.

I have no love for the spammer but this isn't helping.

>>37254910
It's helping me.

>>37254900
The spergs final thoughts won't be of his family or of Italianon, but it would be of regret. Regret that you didn't fill his guts with your potent sperm. He looks like a broken doll lying on your floor, all bloodied and bruised. Imagine taking photos of the once prideful sperg and sending it to his family and posting it here for all of /07/ to see. His family would never see him again as you would donate his corpse to a couple of sex-starved homeless men. Once they had their fill of filling every hole and makeshift hole in the spergs body with their cum, they would dispose of it by feeding his corpse to their dogs. Such ends the tale of the sperg!

>>37254910
I'm just getting off to this, I harbor no hatred for the man.

>>37254933
I'd prefer if I had the sperg as a personal sex slave, but I can live with what you posted as well.
The almighty poster turned into dog poop, now that's just hilarious, anon.

>>37254939
I would rather not think about him at all, and writing out all this shit will probably cause him to pitch a fit later. Again. At least keep it to 07th characters if you just want to write lewd stuff.

>>37254942
Well you still could, that's why I put imagine midway. So you could say that the entire last bit of my post was just in your imagination, so he could still be alive and still be your cock-hungry sex slave!

>>37254947
Oh god, what a mistake, maybe I need to be punished too.

>>37254952
Just take your punishment out on the sperg, he'd like it too!

>>37254958
The good thing about the sperg is that if he was ever put in a situation like that, he would still try and pretend like he has the upper hand by trying to make it like my efforts are pathetic, which would only make me hit him even harder.

>>37254971
The sperg would be lying on the floor all bloodied and bruised with jizz pouring out of ass, and he would still act like it's going according to his plan! Even if he's lying about having a plan he would still say it just to get underneath your skin! Someone needs to fuck the smugness out of this little whore asap!

>>37254691
I am out now soon will restart
I complete the first ubisoft tower byt didn't reach the first Boss

>>37254984
"Heheh anon's going to realise he is a fag any day now" said the sperg in his smug tone, coughing up some jizz that was sticking on his esophagus. "I have him exactly were I want him".

>>37254994
I love this cute little retard! I wonder if I gave him a choice to leave would he take it or if he would stay and be my personal sex slave just so he can complete his "master" plan? The sperg wouldn't even think he's gay at all while getting fucked in the ass, he'd say it's just a part of his plan!

>>37255012
You'd be ramming his ass with your dick and he would look upon you, smilling wryly about you becoming a faggot right before his eyes.
Of course he wouldn't leave, he still has to troll you a lot! He's going to troll you with his tongue next, that will show you!

>>37255020
I can see it now, I'm completely drained and completely exhausted. The sperg is drenched in my cum and it's pouring out of every hole he has, he would then proudly stand up and declare that I've just been trolled! "Hah! You're a fucking faggot! You just fucked a boy you queer! Have fun rotting in hell! I'm gonna tell everyone on /07/ how much of a faggot you really are! Well not yet because...I can still troll you more f-faggot!". One of the nation's next geniuses with his epic master trolling plan!

>>37255058
How to troll 101: first you take the idiot's cock in your mouth, completely enveloping it with your tongue, then you need to make sure to clean the cock thoroughly when the idiot inevitably cums inside your cute little mouth! He would never see it...coming! What a retard!

I'm the anon who recommended his friend Umineko. He said that it was 7/10 or 8/10 and that's because of the length. Other than that he laughed at Italianon's theory :(

>>37255085
What was your friend's favourite chapter?

>>37255085
Tell him to read the manifesto and came here if him is not a coward

>>37255077
I would love to see a book written by the sperg on how to troll 101! To see his lame sex puns while talking about how to troll a man out of his cum would be quite enjoyable! I doubt the book would sell very well so he'd have to "troll" customers into buying his book!

>>37255085
This is a natural response. He is not an idiot.

>>37255117
Sperg on his way to trolling the entire male population of the world, writing history in both slutiness and being an epic troll!
"Today I finally managed to troll the last untrolled man on Earth. How pathetic, all the human males turned out to be faggots." writes sperg as the last untrolled (soon to be trolled) man on Earth pounds his ass into oblivion.

>>37255095
Yes, this will truly convince him it’s a waste of time. An illegible response written in capitals that makes no sense will finish the job.

>>37255137
I wonder if the sperg has ever cummed while trolling men? How would he justify the fact that he became an unironic faggot for just a few short seconds? Would he feel any shame when he whispers "I love you" to the random man pumping his sperm in the spergs ass? Only to shove him off and say "I-I was just trolling you faggot!". He can say it all he wants but in his heart, he knows he loved every second of it!

>>37255152
So he didn't read my manifesto?
So he have no reason to speak

Tell him to read it or just shut up

>>37255168
He can't keep pretending forever, at some point his inner desire to be a well filled with pearly cum will break through his trolling facade and he will beg to be fucked. At that point, however, it would be too late, since everyone's already had their fill.

>>37255092
He really got invested around the answer arc so wouldn't be surprised if 5-8 was his favorite. He told me he regrets kind of skimping around the first four since they were long.
>>37255095
He visited the one earlier today and told me how surprised he was on how much people simped for Rosa, he did like your persona of some random Italian guy making manifestos. He didn't read it and told me to explain it to him so call him a goat I guess.
>>37255129
Surprised he didn't end up hating it like I did when I first finished it. I came around to liking it after 5 days thinking about it

>>37255184
The sperg finally admitting to himself that he's a cock obsessed little faggot only for no one to want to fuck this ball-draining whore anymore! He would be forced to put himself in a glory hole just to get his daily fix of cum! at first, he would charge $10 but as no one comes to use him he would then say it's free! When no one STILL uses him he would begin to pay them to fuck him! He'd be strapped into the wall with a jar of cash on the side with his ass out expecting to receive a pounding any moment now only to find out they just took his money! This is the proper punishment for a trolling little slut like the sperg! Maybe next time he'll just admit he's a cum loving little faggot!

>>37255218
God, now that's fucking pathetic. Would the sperg swallow his pride and confess his faggotry to you, finally admitting he is a slave to the cock? it would be funny to see him tuck on your shirt, looking down from sheer embarrassment, trying to find the courage to tell you that he desperately needs to engulf your cock with his ass like a good little manwhore!

>>37255234
I would have to bully him if he did that! If he came to me with tears in his eyes, too much of a weak coward to look me in the eyes to say he wants me to pound his ass, I would just laugh! To watch the sperg struggle with even saying his desires out loud would be amazing. This once proudful boastful man has now turned into a weak and timid little whore. He would try to utter the words as quietly as he can at first "a-anon...i need you...." I would pretend I didn't hear him. He would then try to be just a little louder but quiet enough nobody but me can hear, "anon....please....i-i need you and your... c-cock..." I'd then tell him to speak up. "A-Ano-" I'd cut him off and tell him to shout it or to get the fuck out of my face. The sperg would be crying and shaking out of embarrassment, but like a good little whore he would comply. "I-I NEED YOUR COCK ANON PLEASE!" Everybody would turn around and stare at him with disgust. He would try to grab my hand, but I'd slap it away and just laugh in his face. To watch the sperg begin to cry uncontrollably and run away would be one of the greatest feelings ever!

Here we go

>>37255297
Run away? And where would he even go now that everyone knows he is such a homo? I can only see him desperately trying to nest inside a garbage can, his tears lulling him to sleep. He'd have nice dreams about your cock filling his holes. He'd wake up sweaty, making a run for your home, determined to not let you sleep until you FUCK him.
You hear some knocks on the door, you lazily open it while rubbing your eyes only to see the sperg fling himself into your chest, sobbing and DEMANDING you fuck his boy ass this fucking instant! The hungry whore already reaches into your pants with his soft hands.

>>37255319
Redpill us Italianon is it good?

>>37255325
......i have fun but do not ask me if is a good smt

New friend guys
i gave to him alchool and he followed me

>>37255322
I'd then give him a good hard smack across the face, launching him off my crotch. He'd crawl over to the corner and whimper, sobbing his eyes telling me he can't live without my cock.I'd be too much in a blind rage to listen to his pathetic plead, I would grab his tiny and frail wrists and yank him onto my lap. He'd be scared for his life as I do this, crying the entire time. I'd rip off his pants to reveal his tiny soft "penis" and his tight firm ass. I would then give his ass a beating of a lifetime, I wouldn't stop until my hand leaves a permanent mark on his ass. he would begin to scream and shout in pain begging me to stop, but every time he speaks I increase my power. By the time I'm out of my rage, the spergs ass is blood red and he's drooling out of his mouth. Seeing the once smug sperg be reduced to a drooling retard on my floor would get my cock throbbing hard. The sperg would pathetically try to look up at my bulging cock and would begin to cry tears of joy and whimper out "thank you....". What a pathetic little LOSER the sperg is, he's destined to just be a cock hungry slut no matter what he does!

>>37255387
He would be grateful for you fucking him in the ass, finally accepting that he's a sissy boy destined to be a cumdump for the rest of his life. As your cock destroys his already beat-up bum, screams of pain and pleasure would fill your ears, as the sperg has finally understood his position in life. Sperg is finally happy and complete.

>>37255427
I am now filled with shame and regret for what we just wrote. Post-nut clarity is hitting me hard. This was still a great time though!

>>37255452
Shame and regret? This smut was Pythonesque in its surrealism, humour and plot development. You should be very proud of yourself for writing it out with me!
I actually didn't fap to it, I was just enjoying the ride.

>>37255331
Ciconia is better than Higurashi

BLACK SAMURAI ARE REAL

>>37255468
I thought of it more as a slow-burning bone-chilling horror of one man's descent into whoredom. For real you can defiantly type smut! It was pretty good! I originally had no intention of jerking off but as we went along it just worked for me. I wonder what the sperg is gonna say when he reads all this? Maybe he'll like it!

>>37255489
I have been doing this for a while, but I still think your writing is superior!
if you're the same anon whom I spoke with yesterday (sorry for double d), you are really, REALLY good at this

>>37255477
Off topic. Belongs on /V/. Should be in English on 4chan. Constant off-topic spamming. No wonder you are the joke of this general along with Sperg.

>>37255499
LOL I didn't even realize it was you! This is like my third time doing something like this! You're writing is great anon, I have no idea how you can type so fast! small world in this small thread!

>>37255508
Stop starting pointless arguments before I fuck you next #tea poster

>>37255525
It isn't "great" usually, you're just bringing it out I guess!
Let's stop devastating the thread now, though, what do you say?

What would you have him commissioned to draw

>>37255537
It’s a coffee day. Please treat me well.

>>37255550
Yeah I think we posted enough for one thread! Let's get back on-topic

>>37255552
Erikantrice

>>37255537
How is calling out this scum pointless?

>>37255537
Is it #tea time?

UBISFOT TOWER FIGTH

>>37255558
Natsuhi is not pure in the purist sense

>>37255558
The epic ended up being 11,2 KB in text.

>>37255655
So small as expected of sperg related stuff.

>>37255648
What a non-pure (pure) slut

>>37255661
Heh

>>37255655
Make it the sperg manifesto

>>37255663
She’s purely designed for pure red truth shaming

>>37255677
Sent!

>>37255552
bottomless satoko

Now i can fuse demons

Today I remind them about being on topic and the importance of Ryukishi’s vision of the canon manga.

guys wtf?
i am too strong

Today I remind them that Erika boyfriend looks suspiciously like Amakusa

>>37255771
Erika boyfriend is a methaphor for Battler since Erika is Kanon

>>37255830
Impossible since it comes before she (being the fake Erika that ended up on the island) and met him.
Italianon is a metaphor for fucking imbecile.

Do you guys really want to fuck the sperg?

>>37255909
No. I don’t.

>>37255909
If he was cute then yeah

new friend in the team
>>37255871
Erika was pseaking about herself and clearly that was her version of Yasu story

>>37255952
Ad expected of a 07th Expansion fan

>>37255952
This.

Umineko are crying again.

>>37255909
I want to get fucked by the sperg

>>37256229
Oh god Ange is fat.

>>37256200
hot and cute

New Fren
the Ubisoft tower Boss

FINNALLY I SURPASS 20 IN STR

EVERYTHING IS SRT IS THE REL SOUL OF SMT

>>37255020
>He's going to troll you with his tongue next, that will show you!
Fuck that was actually funny.

>>37255552
Keiichi getting fucked in the ass by his parents.

>>37256020
Ad expected of an illiterate lol

Episode 4 of the damedame subs remaster out

https://mega.nz/folder/R1RVlKQb#qbTOpEugiI6JNWIlXH9NVA

That took a while, as I don't know moonrunes. Next episode probably needs some more video editing, moving text smoothly doesn't seem to be easily done with a subtitle editor alone. As such it'll probably take another few days. Oh, since I found the correct font for maria's creepy scenes (13mb, huge ass japanese font, it's called onryou in case anyone wants it), I updated episode 2 with it, and I also added missing timestamps to episode 3.

>>37257130
Now Maria can truly be the little creepy gremlin she's meant to be. Good work anon.

>>37257169
Indeed

>>37254423
>>37254479
>>37254496
>>37254617
Thank you for the recommendations, I'll add save them all for my list.

Any cuteroris like Remi in 07th Expansion works?

>>37257401
Don't forget to read Sperg's manifesto!

turning anon into hanyuu and taking them to the angel mort cream puff buffet

>>37257477
Auau why are the cream puffs growing from your loins, minna-san?

>>37256961
In a different reality, I'd be a stand-up comedian.

>>37256200
>>37256216
What I would do to have my dick crushed between them...

>>37257558
What would you do?

>>37257562
Anything. I would prostrate and humiliate myself to no end if it were for Shion's silky meatbags.

>>37257597
You'd need to go to Onigafuchi swamp and stay there for 3 days and 3 nights.

>>37257613
...naked?

>>37257626
No. Clothes on, so they can weigh you down.

>>37257638
What's the catch? I could do that.

>>37257656
I doubt that.

THE BOSS GUYS
YES YES YES

>>37257663
I'd even stay there a full week without eating or masturbating for Shion's sake. Three days are nothing.

>>37257731
Three days of just standing in a damp swamp, with no food or water, your clothes becoming heavier and heavier.
Mhm.

uoo.. sion eerothick...guuguguugugu...gurururu..rerorororeroeroero... si...roTICK.. bugoooo

>>37257760
>hatred

>>37257744
You said I'd have to go "to" Onigafuchi Swamp, not "into".

>>37257772
There is no difference in this case. Going to Shion's vagina and going into shion's vagina are the same. So is Onigafuchi swamp.

>>37257769
should i have called it beloved?

>>37257822
Do you hate shion bob

>>37257826
NO I LOVE SION

>>37257840
then why "hatred"

>>37257790
That's not the same at all.
If I'm visiting Shion's vagina I am merely allowed to bow before it and admire it with my eyes. If anyone else were to visit he'd be welcomed inside with joy and pleaded to ravage it without reservation.

>>37257848
>>If I'm visiting Shion's vagina I am merely allowed to bow before it and admire it with my eyes.
....
I am writing Shion's manifesto next, just so you know.

>>37257860
As long as everyone (besides me) gets to feel good inside of Shion I am happy for her.

>>37257874
Giantess Shion putting everyone INTO her vagina.

>>37257130
Thanks anon!

>>37257885
Giantess is such a shit fetish, it's a completely unrealistic scenario that'll never happen.
Shion being the village mattress who indiscriminitely lets strangers use all of her holes on the other hand is an actual possibility in-canon.

>>37258044
>it's a completely unrealistic scenario that'll never happen
Imagine having such a pedestrian fetish that it's actually feasible in reality. What are you, a normalfag? Please.

>>37257885
GROSS

>>37258052
The realism just makes my fetish hotter. Shion's pride and dignity she likes to display so much is such a fragile matter if you consider the possibility of her worn out asshole gasping for air while her hands are busy stroking huge hobo dicks as canonically feasible.
I can self-insert as the gross fucktards using her young body for fun, as Satoshi watching on in despair or as Shion herself if I'm feeling kinky.
You can jerk off to a big, big girl on your monitor knowing that someone like her will never be real and feel the disgust and shame of succumbing to her whorish desires.

>>37258105
Featherine gave her magic giant pills now it's canonically feasible.

>>37258105
>>The realism just makes my fetish hotter.
Your fetish is very basic, anon. Your fetish only seems hotter to you because you actually have it. If you had a different one, you would have found that one hotter. Duh.
>I can self-insert as the gross fucktards using her young body for fun
Same realism as self-inserting as the stain on Shion's big toe. Same chance of us doing what we want.
Because Shion doesn't exist.
>>37258134
This too.

My fetish is Shion.

Pick one:
>Shion
>Mion
>Shion (Mion (Shion))

>>37258336
I pick Shmion

>>37258336
Shion

another day goes by where shion has not pulverized my bollocks with a mochi mallet.
my life is truly tragic.

twinbutt and twinbobn on my face and coc

Thread is a sea of green. Beats the Satoko dumps from when shitty Gou and Sotsu were airing I suppose.

>>37258637
Greens are good for your health and your penis and you love them.

>>37258652
Imagine them both fisting your asshole while laughing about your tiny cock.

>>37258697
God damn, no, leave my ass alone please

>>37258702
It's too late anon, you can't resist.
But don't you worry. You'll get to watch us having sex with our boyfriends after we're finished playing with you!

>>37258767
Sorry Shmion chan, not into that bussiness.

>>37255771
I always wondered about people saying this. And then it turns out that he only has that design ponytail in a freaking -omake- manga page. In the actual chapters he is oddly tanned with light hair, nothing like Amakusa.

>>37258834
You aren’t fooling anyone Amakusa.

>>37250264
are these retards still spamming satoko shit?

>>37258294
mine is my wife, FEATHERINE

Please save us sperg...

>>37258975
Oh yeah, come here and troll me sperg...

>>37258975
That guy that kills every thread? Are you perhaps a bait eating motherfucker?

>>37258980
nigger

>>37258983
He drives away people that come here jerk off. That's all I care about. I don't come here to jerk off and I don't want to see an entire thread full of lewd posts.

>>37259103
>>He drives away people that come here jerk off
Very badly.

>>37258980
The only good part of this entire thread

>>37259109
At least his attempts are entertaining. Whenever the sperg is doing something original it brightens up my day.

Mion's Mii-chans

>>37259113
I will never take him seriously ever again after those two anons did their thing.

>>37259103
What exactly do you come here to do, anon? All I see in this thread is shitposting or lewdposting.

>>37259167
I like posting about my WTC theories so I can discuss them with other anons here!

>>37259160
To be honest I can't wait to see how he reacts to this thread. I wonder what he will do!

>>37259189
Troll anons.

>>37259167
I used to come here to talk about Umineko and any other fan theories, then it gou and sotsu and their theories. Now we're experiencing a drought and I would prefer somewhat original content that isn't lewd-based.

>>37259191
Trolling this entire thread

>>37259208
A-at the same time?

>>37259212
The sperg can handle it. He's a master troll

>>37259223
He sure is
https://www.mediafire.com/file/xpejvkq8rmb8yq4/Sperg%2527s_manifesto.txt/file

>sperg posts
>retards immediately fall for it
Don't you have anything better to do? I genuinely hope that 07th posters wouldn't reply to this unironically.

>>37259103
He kills the thread more than them and you can't post anything decent because he'll try to kill that too.

>>37259228
So am I meant to respond to this post or not?

>>37259228
I'm not the sperg, but what can I do? You'll believe what you want to believe

>>37259227
Nice

>>37259248
I don't believe that.

>>37259246
You're meant to make high quality posts, not respond to every underage troll you see.

>>37259238
I've never seen him kill actual discussion going on, and I mean that as in he derails the talk at hand with bait.

>>37259263
Why?

>>37259259
I don't know what I can do to convince you, so all I got is my word

>>37259266
I no longer trust your posts. He tries to kill everything except Italianon posts and he does it constantly.

>>37259228
a holy depiction of me and my wife

These thread don't deserve it otherwiese if you're all fall for bait this easily.
Sayonara faglords, I'm off to read Ciconia now.

>>37259130
Ah yes, the fun originality of 'I have decided you are crying! Therefore you lose!' and 'I'll speak like all those guys on my favorite /a/ thread! Now you are defeated!'. No, saying something stupid in a 'funny' way does not make it original. The only original things he's really done is make 'edits' that are just sticking a sprite in an image he found off Google and adding audio that's vaguely related at best, and make mysteries that take ages to conclude because they either have a shitty meme answer that no one will ever think of or he just never posts the final answer and pretends he's 'still working on it'. I come here for discussion, not to be told I 'lost' or that I 'need medication' because my posts don't meet his arbitrary guidelines for what a good post is, which changes day to day.
Now, because I hate making posts that are entirely about an annoying schizo, here's a question I implore you to think about: what would Ange's life look like after the trick ending?

ITALIANON! WHERE IS YO GHEETO MOONNIGGER RABBIT ASS?

>>37259279
Anon I don't know if you're just shitposting or not, but the sperg has engaged in discussion before. Hell in the last thread he was talking about ciconia with some anon so I don't believe he's just trying to destroy the threads, I think he can be a bit of an ass but I don't sense any ill-will in his posts.

>>37259304
The state of this fucking troll. I'm done winding in your bait.

>>37259315
Pffft, no you aren't.

>>37259297
>what would Ange's life look like after the trick ending?
I like to imagine she becomes a runaway gangster after shooting Amakusa and Kawabata, creates a yakuza syndicate with her immense funds and raids the Sumadera/Okonogi alliance's headquarters after learning kung fu.

>>37259297
>what would Ange's life look like after the trick ending?
She joins Tokyo.

>>37259297
Well I enjoy them so I guess we have different tastes, it's a hell of a lot better than the constant lewd posting. As for your question, unless Ange knows how to operate a boat she's stuck there and will be forced to swim back to shore.

>>37259304
It's the 57th time you do this thing, get some new material

>>37259315
I'm not baiting you anon, but believe what you want.

>>37259304
The AI posts? That wasn't the sperg I was the one interested in it.

ITALIANON! WHERE IS YO GHEETO MOONNIGGER RABBIT ASS?

WE NEED THE MANIFESTO!

>>37259346
>>37259227

>>37259337
How many times do I have to say it? I'm not the sperg, I don't know what it would take to make you believe me.

>>37259343
No it was something about Takano being vier

>thread made on /trash/ for all the cringe lewdposters
>the general spends 100 posts lewdposting about the sperg
You people are dogs

>>37259368
It was kinda funny, never expected to see posters lewdpost about the sperg.

>>37259365
The only Vier and Takano discussion in the last thread was an anon that later went into detail about how magic is real but done through technology which means it can be argued that it's not real magic, but in the simulated realities it can be.

>>37259397
Something something Arthur Clark quote

>>37259397
No, he was talking takano too. I remember because he ended up talking about how Higurashi was a story like Umineko made up by Ooishi and Akaska, well for a few posts anyway.

>>37259412
>he

>>37259412
That is just Himatsubushi-Hen. What makes you believe it's the sperg anyways.

>>37259423
What would a female sperg look like? I imagine a fujo

>>37259435
One of those petty hypocritical seagulls who posts on lolcow and has a bunch of vendettas that she spams all over the place.

>>37259424
He has a certain writing style, once you figure it out you should be able to tell which posts are his.

>>37259448
Okay.

>>37259446
I have to be honest, I don't understand half of what you just wrote.

If you want to talk about something WTC related, nothing's stopping you from posting it. Bitching about it just makes you a faggot.

>>37259446
Even if it's a girl or not it doesn't really matter much in regards to their personality. Besides it's always in your best interests to assume that everyone here is an unattractive person.

>>37259462
HAHA
LET'S HAVE THE SAME DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAINNNN

>>37259459
Consider yourself fortunate. I'll give you a hint: 'seagull' is a phonetic pronunciation based on the letters of a board on this website.

>>37259446
I want to hold her hand...I wonder how soft it would be...

Your favorite WTC is now a pirate.
What changes?

>>37259482
Ah! I get it now, that was a fun little mystery I could solve. Thanks for the hint anon

>>37259482
ew, cosplayers

It's a wrap public lust!

Wr-wrong thread Chloe this one is still alive...

>>37259491
Imagine Natsuhi wearing an eyepatch

>>37259491
Kinzo would do pretty well sailing the high seas, I think. He could have a whole compliment of those guns he likes so much, with ship-artillery to match!

>>37259491
Meow is now a seacat! Time to kiss her for luck!

>>37259628
Because I, her husband, have hit her in the face with a wine bottle for always getting on my nerves.

>>37259656
Cheese and maple syrup don't go well together, Chloe-tan.

>>37259656
The Ange, Chloe, Meow, and Lingji quadrumvirate.

Your favorite WTC is now a slut.
What changes?

>>37259734
The sound novel becomes terrible.

>>37259734
Absolutely nothing

>>37255085
I recommended my friend Umineko too, or rather forced him to read it after he had me play Dark Souls. Watched him read for 2-3 hours every weekend for the past 3 months. He was super bored of most of episode 1 and temporarily gave up at the epilogue of episode 2 which I'm still mad about. Also forced him to watch the first season of higurashi which he hated too save for the last two episodes.

Hey wait a minute. Why is Rosa doing the pedo hands and eyes?

>>37259562
evil

>>37259491
NIGGER WHERE IS THE INCEL MANIFESTO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBv-29JFpg
This song gave me the shills back in higurashi.
I don't think any VN will ever be able to recreate the dread and atmosphere of OG higurashi.

I WILL WIN THIS TIME

Day 116 of praying for RGD adaptation.

Cmon he is dead

Post the Krauss and Matou Shinji image.

Speaking of Krauss, Irie's dad that beat the shit out of his mom looked a lot like him. Coincidentally Hifumi Takano also has the same hairstyle. When will we get a not-Krauss in Ciconia?

>>37260079
Never

>>37259297
Massively fat

>>37260125
Not supported by canon.

>>37259734
Jayden doesn't have to wait until Christmas to find out.

>>37260239
She requires massive support in canon to keep her huge body upright.
The sprites are just there to look good.
We know she can crush cars with her fat ass. She is deeply unpopular at school suggesting she is ugly and fat. She is on the same massive calorie diet as George due to Eva’s upbringing.
Even the sprites hint at how big she is. She requires the last hole on her belt to get it to stay in place on her giant body.

>>37260239
Deeply naive poster.

>>37259491
NIGGER WHERE IS YOUR INCEL MANIFESTO?

>>37260239
Chubby chaser

I WON I BEAT THE FIRST BOSS GUYS

Nigger. WTC is a dead franchise and the redditors killed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJLgN2Pu0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCW8lV-htEo
I love xaki

Rika Rika

>>37258591
A shame we never got Shonen moment where the twins fight together to put down foes.

>>37259238
Ange is more likely to fuck K1 than kissing Amakusa's cheeks

>>37259319
Why didn't Eva taught her martial arts?
We should have got more MC bullshit with Ange beating yakuza through kicks

>>37259297
Better question, what would Ange's life look like if she was friend with the Higurashi main cast (around her age)?
(Umineko minus 10y basically)

why did featherine not only save tohya, but take him as her boytoy? he didn't have something relevant to offer to a millionaire hag, other than trauma flashbacks and mystery about his identity. there's no official explanation for her choice...

>>37260844
this chart is more than accurate

>>37260852
>stumble upon the true culprit of a grand juicy mystery
>"I can fix him :)"

>>37260819
Ange alienated Eva pretty quickly, and I can't imagine Eva wanting to teach Ange anything after that, aside from perhaps how painful it can be to get hit by someone who knows tons of martial arts.

>>37260887
Eva still kept the truth for herself, I like to believe that she didn't truly hate Ange.

stinky neet

>>37260946
There might have been some love still deep within her for Ange which is why she never let her know the truth, but that may have also been mostly to infuriate Ange by never even letting her know what happened. She also cursed her with the Ushiromiya fortune, knowing that it'd fuck her life over just as it did Eva's, and probably also thinking she'd end up getting killed for it by the many people targeting her already like the Sumadera.

>>37260867
>grand juicy mystery
Interesting. You made a point right here.
Do any of the sources specify when was the accident discovered? We only know for sure that Battler "drowned" in Oct. 5. Yet I reckon it wasn't said when was he saved by Ikuko and when was Eva found hiding in Kuwadorian. It might answer if Ikuko knew who Tohya really was at the moment she discovered him.

>>37260887
>I can't imagine Eva wanting to teach Ange anything after that, aside from perhaps how painful it can be to get hit by someone who knows tons of martial arts
Truly the most adorable heroine.

>>37259297
I have played Umineko twice and I chose the magic ending twice

ITALIANON HERE FOR TODAY STOP

So final consideration
THE GAMEPLAY IS REALLY FUN AND ADDICTED
but holy fuck buff and debuff was nerfed so mcuh that deson't matter anymore

i wish is just for the start of thr game but fuck
STR NERFED AND BOSS BUGGED

this problem ruined the xpirience + a bland story without a single american who nuked Japan.


IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT A GOOD SMT
BUT I ADMITTHAT MAYBE CAN TURN INTO A GOOD PRODUCT WHEN THE STORY WILL START AND MAYBE STR WILL BECAME OP IN LATER GAME.

but this is just a wish

>>37259297
Legend says this anon is still seething to this hour.

>>37259297
She jumps in the water.

Why hasn't the sperg posted yet?

Is magic real?

>>37261509
Because even he gets tired of you fags

>>37261375
How long do you think you could last against her in a fight?
I think I could last 15 minutes without tapping out, though it'd just be me getting used a sandbag

>>37261594
Define magic.

>>37250264

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's not fair
why can't rena be real
why can't I have a schizowife like Rena

>>37261594
Not in Umineko.

Just finished RGD. It was really good.
Keith is the luckiest motherfucker alive. Did everything wrong, fucked up at every opportunity, lost every fight, and still got to live in the end.

>>37262058
Because life is cruel and the characters in escapist fiction are designed with the express purpose of being an improvement on what's realistically available.

>>37261629
You underestimate the power of legs/feet and why women are taught to use them in fights. That shit's built to carry at least 120-140 lbs on a woman and more for a man. Soles of feet are dangerous and even a small child can do fucked up damage to the face if it gets you.

>>37261594

>>37261594
No, but aliens are real
Hanyuu is an alien, Eua and Featherine are just different versions of her that she made from her own body
Hinamizawa Syndrome is caused by aliens controlling your mind by using their larva that they put into the towns drinking water
Tamurahime and Une, and all other "magical" characters are all aliens that Hanyuu is using to try to take over the world!

>>37262802
What would a world under Hanyuu's dominion look like?

i love lion so much, bros

>>37263077
She would find a way to make humans suffer endlessly by giving them an immortal body while making their minds perceive her fake world as reality

>>37263112
>I am interested in cooking, despite my gender
Lion is obviously referring to herself as female here. What she meant is that, as a modern and independent woman, she would naturally oppose the notion of typically female hobbies such as knitting, cleaning or cooking. Yet despite that she still has an interest in cooking DESPITE being a modern female.
That's what she meant you fucking retards.

>>37263288
Still very strange for R07 to act all mysterious about Yasu's gender, then throw lines like this out about Lion as if the two aren't even connected or something.

>>37263288
I took it as despite (the ambiguity of) their gender, that they still enjoy cooking.

>>37263168
As an all powerful being Hanyuu would know what's going on at any given moment, including the many countless anons furiously jerking off to her at any given moment.
Imagine Hanyuu visiting you in your dream and being all embarrassed like "auauau anon-san, p-please stop masturbating to me all the time~ aau" just as a massive load of imaginary dream cum spurts forth and envelops her entire tiny body.
Would she feel sad, disgusted or maybe even start to enjoy the attention?

>>37263318
I don't know how she'd feel, but I know I'd feel disgusted by her speech impediment.

>>37263288
i disagree

>>37263382
That's moe you faglord.

Hanyuu just came by with her dog and smugly asked for peanut butter, now we're out of stock.
Is peanut butter really that good?

>>37263318

>>37263579
Hey that's my husbandwife.

>>37263661
Kiss kiss kiss...

>>37261594
MAGIC IS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF AN EVENT HAPPENED IN REALITY

MAGIC IS THE COLOR IS THIS GREY WORLD

ALL OF IT EXPLAINED IN UMINEKO, ALL MAGIC SCENE HAVE A COUNTERPART IN REALITY

>>37263288
This is what the kids call a ‘falseflag’ today. This -oyster knows that Lion is most likely male and is shitposting.

>>37263288
This is what the kids call a ‘falseflag’ today. This poster knows that Lion is most likely male and is shitposting.

>>37260656
fuuutuuure

>>37260774
Mion and Shion firing their beam weapons against Eua as hyperactive Japanese pop rock plays in the background.

>>37264452
Shut up

>>37261629
>How long do you think you could last against her in a fight?
I could outright beat her in a fight.

>>37264601
The need to make up bullshit theories directly correlates with the need to change one's body. It speaks of being unsatisfied with the natural truth. You will never be a witch.

>>37264660
Yeah, I will never be an insane lesbian

>>37261012
She was going to have this fortune in any case with the choice to give it up too.

>>37261012
The manga made it obvious that she never truly hated Enje's fat ass.

>>37264677
OH BOY
HERE WE GOOOO

>>37264686
What?

>>37264686
Ange’s fat ass is canon.

>>37261012
Telling her the truth would be way more painful.
And the sumadera would target her anyway (Asumi's hatred), at least thanks to Eva's wealth she was able to get a new identity.

what are they looking at?

>>37264740
Sotsugou script

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94003929
damn tamura's looking good

>>37264814
Niice

>>37264686
There aren’t enough shitposters on to cause trouble. You are too used to the terrible state of these threads for the last few months.

>>37264861
You aren't wrong.

>>37264677
Manga isn't canon

Every time Aunt Eva tries to make up with Ange, Ange breaks out in horrible gas making her very hard to approach.

>>37264905
Ange's apocrine glands~

sex with angelica

Αγγελική.

You niggas are straight up gay

>>37259297
>All that text
lol I BROKE you

>>37264871
Glorious poster
>>37264861
Spoke too soon
>>37264883
>>37264967
>>37264977
Shit eating scum derailing threads.