/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well fuck you too

>>3723888
>Toho
Fuck yeah, Godzilla.

>hikkikomories
Why can't you spell?

>So here's a big fuck you to those people!!!
good job preaching to the choir, kid.

[X] Hikikomori
[ ] Surrounded by figures
[X] Posting on /jp/ all day
[ ] Touhou
[X] Eroge
[ ] Wotafag
[ ] Socially well-adjusted
[ ] Working
[ ] In school
[ ] Girlfriend

I'm a social retard unliked by all around me. So fuck you, OP

What makes you think it's all mutually exclusive?

Seriously, we aren't true neets

[ ] Hikikomori
[ ] Surrounded by figures
[ ] Posting on /jp/ all day
[ ] Touhou
[X] Eroge
[ ] Wotafag
[X] Socially well-adjusted
[ ] Working
[X] In school
[ ] Girlfriend
[X] Type-Moon

agreein with op

Wow, I haven't seen that OP picture in years.

>>3723888
>>The other boards here like to think of us as a bunch of shut-in hikkikomories who sit in their rooms all day surrounded by figures, posting on /jp/ about our yome's and Toho, playing eroge's

Guilty as charged!

Your girlfriend would be hot if it weren't for her face.

I'm as pathetic as they come, but over my extensive lurking in the past three years, I tend to find that /a/ has the most pathetic people on the site. Even more than /jp/ and /r9k/. Of course you have to wait till all the kids go to school/bed for them to come out in mass. And those on /a/ just quietly accept their virginity and lonely death, while /jp/ constantly calls each other out on it/lies. Whenever I'm down I know /a/ is the place to go to find the most common sympathizers.

>>3723888
That Akiha makes me really sad, but at least she tried.

>>3724003
She could at least iron the skirt properly.
You shouldn't try unless you can actually do it. This is a disgrace.

>>3724012
She should have sewn metal plates into the dress to be accurate.

>>3724012
That and the kind of mannish face, but I suppose she can't do anything about that.

Holy Shit, Akiha's eyes are inverting impulse in that picture!

why would we watch a hello project concert if they think we like 2d?

>>3724038
No, Akiha has blue eyes even during Inversion Impulse.

That's just blood vessels, son.

>The other boards here like to think of us as a bunch of shut-in hikkikomories who sit in their rooms all day surrounded by figures, posting on /jp/ about our yome's and Toho, playing eroge's

That describes me pretty well.

OP sure got TOLD

[ ] Hikikomori
[ ] Surrounded by figures
[ ] Posting on /jp/ all day
[X] Touhou
[X] Eroge
[ ] Wotafag
[X] Socially well-adjusted
[ ] Working
[X] In school
[ ] Girlfriend

>>3723996
I agree with you completely, but they only come out on /a/ so late at night, and not on friday or saturday nights (weekends). Granted, if they came out sooner, the children would overrun them, which is the same reason that don't usually come out on the weekend...

I forgot where I was going with this.

>>3724057
Yeah i know.... it was just the camera flash.

But Akiha's eyes did go red in Normal End, right?

>>3724075
Yeah, the CG with the tree. I guess if she falls completely that happens.

I mentally repressed Akiha normal because it made me feel so horrible ;_;

Cosplay, so good.

>>3724068
Nothing like a nice cry in a ronery thread at 4 A.M on a school night.

No, I've browse /jp/ since the day it came and I'm pretty sure you're social outcasts.

>>3724142
It's not a school night. Tomorrow is Saturday.

>>3724153
Not everyone has Saturday off.

>>3724156
But those people aren't important, so whatever.

I've finished all the touhou games on normal.

Beaten, not so good.

Women cosplayers should not be allowed to like the characters I like

24. Live with my parents. Work a shitty part-time job. Virgin. Never been kissed. Never had a girlfriend. Play Touhou and eroge most of the day. Even on MMO's I don't have any friends, so I just solo all the time and never talk to anyone. My room is filled with figures, dakimakura, and doujinshi. I fap at least once or twice every day. I have some so-called friends listed in my phone, but I'm afraid to call them since I don't want to bother them. So I never really see them.

When people think of a typical /jp/ user, they imagine me.

>>3724523
Not really. Only in your dream world

>>3723888

I would still do that Akiha.

>>3724550
You're right. It was foolish to think people visualize a /jp/ user as being similar to me. In reality, they visualize someone considerably less pathetic and hopeless. At the very least, someone who is not 300 pounds.

>>3724523
>>When people think of a typical /jp/ user, they imagine me.

Indeed.

Some are actually like that, and others aren't (but still pretend to be like that anyways). It's all part of posting on /jp/.

>>3724561
I don't envision a "typical /jp/ user" because generalizations are for faggots.

>>3724620

Sorry friend, but when you post as /jp/ Anon you're a fat, pathetic nerd with no friends.

Sure, you can try to pretend otherwise if you're not, but it only makes you look silly. /b/ Anons are the ones with friends and such.

>>3724620
This

>>3724523
Uh yea. No one here is that pathetic. It's just an act.

If you're seriously still a virgin after 18, it's time to unplug your shit from the internet and put your computer and video games in the closet.

Because... wow...

>>3724644
I thought /jp/ stereotype was skinny nerd, due to lack of food money.

>>3724662
>wow...
That's how I felt after reading your post and realizing you actually thought anyone would take it seriously.

>>3724662
I wish I was just making it up. I really wish it was a work of fiction and falsehood. But I swear on the grave of Bright Noa that it is the truth.

Sticking your boner in a girl's vagina automatically makes your life worth something, even if you still have no money or prospects or friends.

>>3724715
What if you stick it in a trap's mouth?

>>3724734
That doesn't count because a trap is a guy, and putting your penis in a guy's mouth makes you a faggot, and that's totally gay.

>>3724715
>>vagina

I am 26 and what is this

>>3724741

What if I stick it in a reverse trap's mouth?

[] Hikikomori
[XXXXX ] Surrounded by figures
[x] Posting on /jp/ all day
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx ] Touhou
[X] Eroge
[ ] Wotafag
[x ] Socially well-adjusted
[x ] Working
[x ] In school
[x ] Girlfriend
[x ] 2d waifu too

I'm socially well adjusted, I go outside sometimes.

But that's all true.

>>3724802

But I don't do that ;_;

>>3724776
In dresses.

>>3724759
need an answer here

>>3724804
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD

>>3724759
>What if i stick my penis in the mouth of a female who looks like a boy
>my dick in a females mouth
>is it gay?

I don't see how stupid you'd have to be to not figure this out on your own.

>>3724812

Why?

>>3724804
Fuck off, idolfag.

>>3724819
duno lol

>>3724822

We both know that's not going to happen.

>>3724817

Even if she's more masculine than the trap? Mixed signals here.

>>3724842
>FEMALE

It can't be gay even if she's got goddamn pecs instead of tits, muscles as big as Jotaro's, and Wakamoto's voice. It's still a female.

Also reverse traps are not all 'masculine', most actually just look like little boys - and let me tell you, little boys are FAR from masculine at the 'manliest' they look pretty androgynous.

>>3724841
I think you should leave too.

>>3724855

Awesome.

>pecs instead of tits, muscles as big as Jotaro's, and Wakamoto's voice
My waifu

[ ] Hikikomori
[x] Surrounded by figures
[x] Posting on /jp/ all day
[X] Touhou
[ ] Eroge
[ ] Wotafag
[x] Socially well-adjusted
[ ] Working
[x] In school
[ ] Girlfriend

>>3724864

I'm sort of curious as to how many people want me to leave /jp/ because of this silly reason.

>>3724924
I just want you to leave without regard to any reason.

Who the fuck wouldn't want a female Jotaro as their waifu?

>>3724896
Not quite what was described, but approaching it.

>>3724936 female Jotaro

>>3724924
BECAUSE YOU LIKE 3D WOMEN THEREFORE YOU ARENT A NEET AND NEET IS LEGUN xDDDD

>>3724933

o ok then

>>3724936
Wow. Deleted my post because this one outshines it so dramatically. Well done.

>>3724924
Do whatever you want but you're more tolerable than most tripfags on this board.

>>3724964
Still, get the hell away from us, you idolfaggot.

>>3724964
Taiko is a bad example, he's the only faggot that I actually had to filter.

>>3724970

u mad?

>>3724987
lulz 3d pig disgusting xD

>>3724804
>>3724812
I do.