/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37219736
Hi am I on the air?

little girls are the best

>>37219778
I wonder what kind of weirdos night-time chat radio in MGC would get.
>Did you know that despite only making up 13% of the Lamia population, Apophi are responsible for 50% of overthrown Desert Region monarchies

>>37219736
DJ Succ, I've got a request for Yeti-chan from Winterstown, she's a big girl and I want her to keep me warm this winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-TDylOlzg

>Sniff sniff sniff
>Oh yeah, this bed reeks of smelly virgin
>Ooof, and it's comfy too
>I think I'll sleep here, YAWN
>Yeah... he won't be able to resist me when he sees me drooling on his pillow...
>YAWN.. and my soft belly expos...ed...

>>37219862
Sleepy mouse sleepy-dialing to the radio show and letting them know she's about to hijack anon's bed.

>>37219862
Dormice are cute, but too small for me. This is what I'd rather see in my bed.

>>37219736
>And here's our first caller. Hello, you're on the air!
For the last time it wasn't rape i paid his father for it!
And look he is enjoying it again!

Make more elves.

YWNBAA

>>37220165
>see this on 4mon
>Post in response
>"Thank god, cause I will never be an old fat eggless fuck like you guys"
>The responses were seething

almighty powerful dragon hag

>>37220337
Hey, not everyone of us is a morning person

>>37219736
Reminder that NNN stands for Nonstop Nut November. Give lots of nuts everyday!

>>37219736
Hi there. First time caller; long time listener.
How do I break it to an old used up flat chested short haired fox that I'm not interested in her because there's a next door neighbor succubus who's everything I ever wanted?

>>37220130
Don't mind me if I do. I'm gonna need: One dark, one drow and two vanilla.

>>37220537
Tell her you just want to be friends. Foxes are friendly, after all.

>tfw no Phantom wife
why even live?

>>37220620
To give the performance of a lifetime.

>>37220337
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>37220647
maybe you are right

>>37219736
Uhhh, hey I'm a big fan of the show; THE TANUKI ARE PUTTING CH-

>>37220804
THE TANUKI ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FREAKIN MUCUS TOADS GAY, THEY ALSO CONTROL BANKING ACROSS ZIPANGU AND PLAN TO-

>>37219811
for sex

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Bowowowowow.

Dead hours

>>37220165
S-Shut up
>>37220202
>little did he know Wurm hackers started tracking his IP to rape him

>>37221146
>wurm hackers
I am completely safe from harm

>>37221115
Please don't you the d-slur, the correct verbiage is 'formerly alive'

>>37221157
When you tell a Wurm to "surf the web" she puts on a Hawaii shirt, gets a surfboard and tries to slide on a spiderweb with it.

>>37221162
Dead hag is mad someone is stating facsts

>>37221162
Stupid political correctness, there are those that were born undead.

>>37219736

>>37220975
For mating pressing and giving and extra large egg bump

Being sad is a treason against the Moster State, you will be pampered until morale improves.

>>37221270
what if I am scared for what the future holds?

>>37221270
But I don't want morale to improve, I want to be a mopey sadsack.

>>37221270
I'm sad that I'm not worthy of the state agent assigned to pamper me.

>Plague demons
>Thick, motherly girls that either spread diseases like colds so wives can baby their husbands or things like the jubjub flu
>Have a habit of wearing nurse outfits

>>37221280
A bogey will assigned to you and if morale doesn't improve then they will send a bogie specialist.

>>37221305
Wait wtf? Then my cold is artificial? I have to let my wife know!

>>37221342
>bogie
But I'm not a naughty boy! Just a sad one!

>>37221305
>older ones tend to wear a plague doctor outfit that just follows their curves due to how thick they are

>>37221305
>>37221348
>insert plot twist that the bioterrorist organization works for the government so monster wives get to show their husbands how fragile they are to stoo being so reckless and start focusing on learning healing magic
>>37221357
Being sad is quite the heavy crime in MGC. You need to cum buckets in public as punishment and to make you an example of what happens to bandits like you

>>37219736

>>37221357
Wanting to be sad makes you naughty.

>>37221370
What about being too smug and making fun of single monsters?

>>37221348
>You're getting back in bed husband, we can't just have you go out and get a REAL cold!

>>37221369
>tasteful cuts along the hips so you can see skin while still keeping the aesthetic.

>>37221370
>Mambrella is an inside job!

>>37221243
what's this

>>37221370
>>37221397
This is why I always wear a full hazmat suit outside

>>37221447
Nevermind I just saw the dude is not human, don't care.

>>37221501
>tfw ywn have a big titty bear oneesan

>>37219736

>>37221555
>"i wonder how my new dark elf mistress will dom me and degrade me"
>she crushes you with her dumptruck ass
I want a refund

>>37221378
Another one bites iyada.

>>37219736

>>37221620
what is that stupid floppy hat that makes dark mages so dam good

>>37221675
Hats are indeed overpowered

>>37221378
there is something appealing about being coerced by a fatesnake i can't understand

>tfw no kunoichi whose tits are life and ass is hometown

>>37221620
Why are witches so FAT

>>37221805
>said the baphoment

>>37219736
>30 y.o. boomer succ playing classic rock
100.3 is the most boomer station

>>37221773
The senrans would be great monster girls

>>37221773
Fit kunoichis with big boobs

>>37221805
we just don't know

>>37221805
Storing up lots of excess mana in the body will do that to them. That, and using magic to take care of everything without lifting a finger. Also, some of them over indulge in their shota apprentice's cooking.

>>37221805
>>37221747
>>37221620
You can tell how good or evil a witch is by her hat.
If it's light-colored she's a nice lady who will take you on fun adventures, respect your opinion, and give you affectionate nursing handjobs .
If it's dark-colored she's a wicked lady that will chain you up, mock your attempts to get free, and give you cruel milking handjobs .

>>37221867
what if the hat is striped? is she both a nice lady and is wicked at the same time

>>37221867
Give me a dark colored one then

>>37221265
For doggystyle and anal, and a bratty dragon moaning she won't lose to cock while coming for the third time.

After working for a dark mage for a few weeks, I've noticed myself looking younger and shorter as well as the increase in the size of my dick and balls. Should I be worried?

Just look at that body goddamn

>>37221963
no that's just normal. Your body becomes more efficient at making and storing mana the younger you are

>>37221963
Shut up and cum in the test tube again, anon. She needs a dri- err, reagents. She needs reagents for potions.

>>37221978
B-but I just made a liter of reagents an hour ago. How much does she need?

>>37221963
just be wary about that the fact that you may become retarded due to the blood required to get hard

>If I take off that hat...will you die?

>>37222059
you know shit's real when a hatter takes her hat off

>>37222059
she ain't a touhou

What would happen if you told a Kitsune you preferred her young 1-tailed servant instead?

>>37222022
Seems like the average erection takes 130ml of blood, and you'd have to lose a liter to become anemic, so an oversized dick should be fine even on a shota.

>>37222082

>>37222180
Gonna need some mofu older than this.

STOP FOXPOSTING
I am trying to get my mofu addiction and you guys are going to make me relapse

>>37222215
Is it possible to tell a wolf from a fox from a dog if all you can see and touch is their tail?

>>37222230
>>37222235
No

Reminder that demon momsters take any promises of marriage you make as a child as a verbal contract. You're probably already engaged.

>>37222247
after years of dedicated training and certification from reputable establishments you can become a mofu sommelier
your final examine is identifying several tails poking through a hole in the wall and you are provided with a brush and some paper towels

It's Caturday.

Nine tails just isn't enough fluff

>>37222275
>"Are you the succubus I summoned?"
>"Uuh, t-that's right. I'm here to drain you of all your thick, *gulp* delicious s-semen."

>>37222316
Maybe if the tail is tiny.

Meow

>>37222316
I think senko's up to seventy some tails so go bother her

Squirrel witches.

>>37222349
>You wanted a succ just you can have her hug you

>>37222414
I'd summon a big titty, thicc succ just to cuddle while she strokes my head and whispers sweet nothings

>>37222397
What would Senko's presidential platform be? Her policies?

>>37219736

>>37222447
>she's really into it too
ah crap, i guess this is my purpose in life now.

SOFT

>>37219736

Past this point, the thread will become a No Fox Zone. There will be precisely ZERO foxes posted.

>>37219736
*chuffs

>momster says it's time you go out and get a girl
>sets up a blind date for you
>get there and find your auntster in her sexiest dress
>she's as surprised as you are

>>37222667
U rang?

>>37222687
T-thiccer!

>>37222687
I like those thicc eyebrows.

>>37222706
but can u handle it

I love liches!

>>37222723
i kind of like the dumb circle ones

>>37222744
I want to impregnate a lich.

>>37222731
My dick is screaming "yes."

>>37222744
but why do you love liches?

>>37222748
>"Dear sir, might you consider taking me as your wife? My bountiful bosom will ensure your children are well fed."

>>37222763
>"Deaaath...."
>her ancient eyes scan her body, cold fingers racing and scanning her tightening, slightly bulging belly
>"brings......liiiife?"
>you've never seen those glowing eyes, glowing with arcane magicks, cry, before

What does it mean when your green Lich turns pink?

>>37222763
I want to help a lich with her latest experiment: how many daughters can a monster have in a single pregnancy?

I'm going to drive around Sabbath dominated areas blasting this at max volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

Hehe, her clothes look funny.
>Please sir, I take my job very seriously.
Cute funny doggy.

>>37222900
I'm going to walk by Kuroferuru territory wearing a sign saying "Public cumpump onii-chan! Free use for mesugaki!"

>>37222803
An emotionless girl who loves you and wants to experiment on you is great!

>>37222803
>Had a crush on Lute from FE as a kid
>Nagato Yuki was my favorite anime girl for basically all of my teenage years
>Really like Angela in Lobotomy Corpotation
Hmm... I wonder...

>>37223046
Do all Liches have the same personality, though? I'm pretty sure there are ones with non-standard ones. What do you do if you run into one of those?

>>37223015
But are they your favorite?

>>37223062
Depends on the personality.

A very smug rabbit princess, as drawn by Latenight.

>>37223071
They are! I want a cold but loving girl to test her spells on me!

>>37223062
You can't go wrong with deredere Lich.

>>37223062
Wonderland Lich

>>37223152
I like daughter lich, she's cute.

>>37222881
>how many daughters can a monster have in a single pregnancy?
Result: Not enough. Will try the experiment again in 9 months.

I'm just giggling at all these fat foxes

>>37222864
>Ancient lich is spooked out of her mind by actually being pregnant.

>>37223108
Why is she so smug

>>37219736

>>37223202
I want a powerbottom mesugaki Gazer to manipulate me into breeding her!

>>37223202

>>37223217
She's gotten away with warcrimes

>>37223217
Because so many suckers give her money.

>>37223232
>crisps
My Gazer wife is not yer-a-peein

>>37223200
Daughter Lich is top tier

Christmas with White Horns

>>37223200
>>37223152
Daughter-lich, either the most alive-dead thing, or the most dead-living thing ever!

I want to manipulate a monster into raping me

>>37223201
>B-but lich-chan, practically all your eggs were fertilized in that pregnancy! You'll have to somehow make more, and how are we going to take care of these hundreds of children?!

How to properly defend yourself from evil foxes?

>>37223215
It would be the ultimate contradiction, the truest way to beat death
It would be her greatest triumph, not only having beat death, but to create life, with her true love

>>37223344
>rape me, or your fired

>>37223372
Wear her shirt. (You)r smell mixing with hers will confuse the fox

>>37219736

>>37223372
it may sound counter productive, but working at their shrines can work. they might not attack you if attacking you would stop you from wokring for them

>>37223372
The best defense is a good offense, rape them first

>>37223372
Find another mamono and ask if she can get her scent on you.

Quickly, a lich has offered you the chance to use her make-a-waifu workshop! Don't worry about the ethical issues of creating life in a lab, shes got that sorted. You can mix up to 3 monster girls together to make one, which do you pick, and whats the end result like?

>>37223442
>t. Anon soon-to-have his dick stuck in fox pussy for the entirety of november

>>37223453
Ushi Oni
Kikimora
Troll

>Ultra thicc Spider Cow Demon who is mean on the streets but an angel in the sheets

>>37223372
By getting married to good foxes at their shrines

>>37223453
>Living Armor
>Shoggoth
>Sandworm
Living magical train-worm-fortress with spirit/AI girl as "core", who can condense down into a suit of armor and "meld" with me.

>>37223453
Jinko and Bogey. Basically just a cuddlier deredere Jinko with plush-like paws.

>>37223262
Someone else's Gazer wife might be.

>>37223344
>>37223399
It'd be hot if it's a submissive one being forced to rape you reluctantly.

>>37223362
>Lich lives in a castle far up in the mountains, far from anyone
>There are legends that the castle has a covenant of liches, numbering an unknown amount of liches. Some say there are just a handful of them, some say hundreds.
>Actually it's just anon, his wife and all of their children.
>But they have quite a lot of children since somehow anon manage to fertilize all of his wife's eggs.
>And now she's on an endless quest to find a way to give herself even more eggs.
I wonder what day to day life is like there.

>>37223453
Bogie
Jabberwock
Dark mage
>A perverted and scary clown dragon mage with many mouth tentacles that just insist she is still 18

>>37223453
Trumpart
Baphomet
Houri

>Perfect Baph cunny
>Houri virginity restoration and adoration
>Trumpart perversion, playfulness, and pocket realm

how big is too big?

>>37223599
Keep going, I'll let you know

>>37223220
>powerbottom
The most talkback a mesugaki being dominated should give is the typical cheeky teasing stuff like "did you like cumming in X year old pussy"

>>37223379
>Ancient lich presents herself before the undead war council while 9 months pregnant
>"And with this, I have not only mastered death, BUT ALSO LIFE!"
>All the other members just give her a small applaud while asking questions like "when is she due? Have you given her a name yet? Do you have enough clothes for her?"

>>37223447
>>37223509
>Anon tried to hook up with another monster to avoid getting hitched to evil fox
>Every other monster just sniffs the air and gives him a pitying look

>>37223372
Hire a professional foxbuster to be your bodyguard.

>>37223608
>Keep going
https://youtu.be/skCoiq0zj_E?t=20

>>37223457
And? You just have to fuck her until her hips give out

In spite of most Owl Mages being wise, do you think there are ones who were bottom of the class that are forgetful and need you help to get around?

>>37223453
Pharaoh
Kejourou
And a bit of Shirohebi for white hair, yandere tendencies, and that hebi fire.

>>37223652
*your help

>>37223652
She's just absent-minded

>>37222414

>>37223453
holst
angel
tentacle
or HAT for short
I honestly don't know what I just made, all I know is I like it

https://nhentai.net/g/379169/
Human boy helps a Dark Mage with her mana issues

>>37223612
I prefer being actively teased and goaded into acts by her.

At your wedding, would you prefer your waifu to wear a traditional human designed wedding dress or one of the newer mamano designed versions?

>2021
>mgs still not real

>>37223218
I remember that succubus form WOTR being head over heels to my angel PC

>>37223855
They'll never be real

>>37223838
Disco sheep?

>>37223848
New ones, that's hot.

The signs clearly say to not feed the wild animals, but clearly someone has been skirting the rules.

>>37223733
She'd still be wise, but just forgets things often and needs you to remind her to get back on track.

>>37223453
Kejourou
Akaname
Lamia

>>37219736

>>37223896
Human boys really are begging to be raped doing stuff like that

>>37223896
She looks domesticated if you ask me.

>>37223996
That’s how she gets you. You think she is just a stray who got lost and next thing you know half your lunch has gone down her gullet

>>37223896
>>37223968
but they give me puppy eyes, how can I resist not feeding them?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology
>mamano scientific practices

>>37224131
Could you even fit your head in there to kiss her?

>>37224153
Yes, it’s getting out that’s the problem

>>37222562
Ran's baby bump pushing the table away.

I wanna be forced to inhale hot, tanuki breath and slurp up slimy, tanuki spit while we passionately cuddle.

>>37219736
Do dark mages make good maids?

>A Servant-Master relationship, huh? Hmmm... Want to try disciplining me?

She actually winks when she says this.

>>37224376
Depends if they know any maid spells.

Did I let you guys know that I love tanukis? I really do!

>>37224492
>normal version gifts you an apple to use against her in a race
>per her legend if an apple is used she will drop the race to go after it and marry whoever beats her
This vile kitten has serious fetishes

>>37224376
A witch having to use her broom for cleaning, not flying? Shameful!

>>37223372
I treat them like Santa Claus. I just lay a plate of chicken nuggets, tendies or maybe some tofu and when they're distracted I hide in the woods with the wendies.

>>37224547

I didn't know that, it actually gives her valentines scene a lot more meaning. That's cute.

>>37224376
This is a BAD idea. Last mage maid I had thought the answer to doing the dishes and cleaning was fireballs all over the place.

>>37224376
yup, she makes sure that I'm at my best and peak condition for being as healthy as possible

>>37224324
>>37224539
Earlier had a daydream about applying to be a Sabbath onii-chan. The Rata assigned to my case was trying to manipulate information so I end up in Runya, specifically assigned to her. I found a Kuroferuru Tanuki who was willing to help me, at a price to be determined later. It turns out that it was all a big keikaku set up by the Rata, and the Tanuki and I got married and set up a Sabbath-sponsored apothecary. The Rata was our first customer, and demanded to stay to "continue observing me".

>>37224573
Yeah. Depending on the version Atalanta refused to believe an oracle she’d marry or her father trying to use her marriage, so she estabilished she’d have to be beaten in a footrace for that, but whoever lost she’d kill.
Hippomenes knew she was super fast but Aphrodite hating how Atalanta refused love gifted him golden apples to use against her.
Depending on the version, it’s emphasized more that this was a loss due to cunning. Others on the other hand have Atalanta genuinely fall in love during the race and encourage him to win:
>While he was speaking, Atalanta's gaze grew softer, in her vacillating hopes to conquer and be conquered; till at last, her heart, unbalanced
>I am not worth the price, if I may judge. His beauty does not touch me--but I could be moved by it
>Oh fond, fond man, I would that you had never seen me! But you are so madly set upon it, I could wish you may prove much the swifter! Oh how dear how lovable is his young girlish face!--ah, doomed Hippomenes, I only wish mischance had never let you see me! You are truly worthy of a life on earth. If I had been more fortunate, and not denied a happy marriage day; I would not share my bed with any man but you.’
>All this the virgin Atalanta said; and knowing nothing of the power of love, she is so ignorant of what she does, she loves and does not know she is in love.

>Go on! Hippomenes! Bend to the work! You're sure to win!’ It must be doubted who was most rejoiced by those brave words, Megareus' son, or Schoeneus' daughter. Oh, how often, when she could have passed him, she delayed her speed; and after gazing long upon his face

>Why must a prince, so charming, perish too? Such is his youth, his beauty, valour such, e'en to myself I seem not worth so much
>Were I by rig'rous fate allow'd to wed, thou shouldst alone enjoy, and bless my bed. Were it but left to my own partial choice, of all mankind thou shouldst obtain my voice.

>"Fiercely Atalanta o er the forest rov'd, cruel and wild, and yet at last she lov'd

>That's how he was able to dominate that brilliant girl
Regardless eventually they either break a vow making love in a temple… or Aphrodite herself makes them both lose themselves to lust for that, which causes them to be cursed to become lions (hence her beast traits, they are a reference to that curse).
So her gifting the player an apple is her indirectly telling him to take her hand in marriage.

>>37224770
>tsundere human girl hated love
>goddess of love helped a guy win her hand
>she actually falls in love herself, not by the goddess’ interference and lets him win the race
>goddess once a again helps by making them really horny
>even gets monsterized into a beast girl
This reads like an actual MGE Fallen Maidens story. The greeks were ahead of their time.

>>37224550
Slimes sure can fit themselves in small spaces easily enough

>>37224770

That's great, especially since she always seems so distant. I'm glad I grailed both versions.

https://youtu.be/JsVb0g-g7DA

POV: You and a squadron of fighter jets and another fighter squadron from the Order's Airforce are tasked to attack the Court Alf 15th Monster Fleet and destroy a Maritime Naval Platform of Monstergirls.

Also your AWACs operator says he is going to eat while working.

>>37224770
>tsundere proud girl falls in love
>goddess of love helped a guy win her hand
>she actually falls in love herself, not by the goddess’ interference and lets him win the race
>goddess once a again helps by making them really horny
This reads like a zipanguese doujin criticizing dragon girls that are too proud to get husbands

how does your mg cook potatoes?

>>37224876
They go in normal potatoes and they come out as delicious shogtaters. I don't know what happens inbetween.

>>37223220
Good choice

>>37224573
Evil cat needs kittens badly, its known

>>37224876
>potatoes
Freshly dug and gathered.

I love shogs but dont like maids. Need a solution and fast. Help?

>>37224876
Fried as hash browns with the rest of breakfast

>>37224998
Tell your Shog you want a wife, not a maid.
Alternatively see pic.

>>37225019
sorry for the offtopic post but
the hell is up with all the hashbrown patties disappearing from grocery stores for months?

>>37224816
Fate's version seems to go with the side that she didn't genuinely fall in love seeing as Artemis keeps encouraging her to do so, meaning it means a LOT that she is voluntarily gifting someone an apple for that.
She didn't have much participation in the LN but the Apocrypha anime further cut a few scenes (like her demonic possession torture from Jack's wraiths) but one curious scene is that when she is called out for not caring about saving her master without second thoughts, she calls that out that her master didn't even meet her face to face, making countermeasures against her and treating her like a tool rather than a person so she had no loyalty for him, which implies if he did that she would actually have tried to rescue him.
Also it's confirmed she really can't resist apples. In Tell's interlude where they go hunting, an apple is accidentally dropped down the mountain and she genuinely jumps after it screaming NYAAA and all

>>37224959

>>37224959
They just seem perfect for that.

>>37225063
Please tell me this is a crop.

>>37224975
>wanting to be raped by a cat
Anon...

I want a dark mage with guns

>>37225093
>not wanting to be raped by the cat
Do you need some extra cushions for the room you plan to alp in?

>>37224876
Fermented and distilled, with a twist of lime and soda.

>>37225093
Its not rape if I want it

>>37225063
Looks like she's shitting diarrhea into a jar.

>>37225093
>not wanting to be smothered by beeg kot
its ok to be an alp anon, you'll be a fine wife someday

>>37225106
>see dark mage flying through the sky on a broom
>call her a fat hag as she flies past
>have yourself a chuckle and keep walking
>realm silver bullet rips through your chest
>her smug grin and the smell of gunpowder are the last things you see and smell before you wake up in her innawoods mage hut
>she's cleaning her small arsenal of guns
>realize she painted a target on your dick while you were asleep

>>37225025
MONSTER GIRLS IN SUITS.
PERFECT.

>>37225126
Yes it is, it's just consentual rape then

>>37225157
>rape
>consent

I don't just want to get raped by a cat, I want to become a cat scratch.

>>37225162
thats a bat

>>37225168
Catbat… batcat?

Rape is such an ugly word, let's use pre-consentual sex instead.

>>37225161
CNC, as some people call it. It's a decently known fetish.

>>37223896
Those tengu are up to something

>>37225241
The ultimate judge of a man- do you stuff your face in the ass, or the mofu?

need portal gf who can telefuck me and drag me into her pocket dimension for an eternity of her fucking me, which only passes a second in the real world

The japanese meaning of rape is actually more along the lines of forceful or aggressive sex. Hence why there can still be consent yet one of the parties claim to be raping the other.
The meaning changing a bit is common when there isn't a direct translation so the closest word is used. This is also why everyone in manga keep claiming ''I'll send you to hell'', ''I'll bring you there with me!'' even being or towards genuinely good people, as the equivalent ''Jigoku'' or Hell Realms are more in line with purgatory, a place you'd have to complete a sentence for your sins.
Likewise, the equivalent of god ''kami'' is more of divine and nature spirits. Which is why they have a closer, more down to earth view of them, to the point of possibly being gods of mundane stuff. Which is reflected in Zipangu with their mosnter girls being worshipped as such.

>>37225248
Mofu while dick in the ass

>>37225248
Ass + mofu hat.

>>37225106
I want a Dark Mage with guns too.

>>37225248
Sniff her hair, hotdogging, while rubbing her pussy through her clothes.

>>37225050

I never watched/read Apoc, so my only experience with her is in FGO. There's no doubt that she has a huge heart, but unfortunately she doesn't get a lot of interaction with the MC. Honestly, she would've been perfect for a summer event.

>>37225289
Kurohime is really good, you should read it.

Can a poor anon auction off their virginity in an auction?

Can there be non-pharaoh(monster girl) pharaohs(the title) like when human boys are born from monsters can they inherit the position or do it be matriarchy.

mini-ushi
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93968336

Chocolate flavored vampires

>>37225025
Suits are nice

>>37225252
>in and out, quick 20 minute fuck.
>Anon pops back out and a fun time, flips on the tv to catch a show
>Tonight on unsolved mysteries, the case of Anon, who vanished without a trace 60 years ago…

>>37225447
the best rape dungeons are leased from pandemonium

>>37223835
>I prefer being actively teased and goaded into acts by her.
I like the kind of dynamic best where it starts from this, but once the seductions are successful the lewd loli monster ends up no longer being the more lewd and assertive party, and apart from occasional cheeky and erotic comments she's mostly lovestruck, enjoying the ride and (both mentally and physically) bending over.

>>37223453
I take the lich herself!

>>37225474
Hetland pony centaur height is my jam. Needs bigger breasts though

>>37225493
>Needs bigger breasts though
All of them do

>>37225598
She looks squishy

>Fuzzy ears
>Fluffy tail
>Extremely intelligent
>Money adept
>Maxed out speech skills
>Good fashion sense
Why aren't you breeding tanukis right now, anon?

>>37225492
Theres always one

>>37225305
sounds like an easy danuki scoop up. or the collective life savings of colony of Large Mice.

>>37225645
they're kind of mean and obsessed with money. i'll take some other fluffy creature instead

>>37223453
A J.A.B
or jabberwock angel bogie
A scary holy clown dragon nun that scares the sinners straight and sucks their sin as scarily as possible to increase the amount of sin sucked
She only comes out for extra naughty boys that try to use condoms, jerk off, and try to run from angelic intervention!
She often appears right behind the sinner if he is looking at a mirror and will follow him never revealing herself to him but making sure he knows that she is there by molesting him, jerking him off, and molesting his ears. She reveals herself when the target is sufficiently scared and is looking for someone to cling for safety

>>37225645
they lack kindness.

>>37225677
They're not mean girls. That's false information.

They're cheerful girls.

>>37225645
You get me a mesugaki tanuki and I will.

>>37225690
many a cruel thing can be done with a smile on the face

>>37225689
Quite the opposite. They buy out poor families for the purpose of bringing those families wealth. They're deeply interested in making everyone prosperous. Their mischievousness only comes out when they're in human disguise, in which they tend to lie about what they sell. Example: peddling products that cause monsterization as health and beauty products. But in their true form, they're 100% truthful and honest.

>>37225722
They're not cruel.

>>37225645
Only if she is old, fat, perverted, rich and likes using her power to make me her boy toy

You know you want to touch it.

>>37225742
yes but i am respectful, i will not touch.

>>37225474
imagine a notably tall centaur casually picking you up when you're not expecting and taking you to her home just like that.

Lots of nuki propaganda recently. I can’t imagine why anyone would willingly… not marry a danuki, they are such intelligent, powerful, influential, and very loving monsters who would never resort to horrible schemes like blackmail or threats to get a husband. They are just that great.

what's MGC's favourite newspaper?

Do nukis come in nun flavor?

>>37225788
the daily danki. they are NOT biased.

>>37225791

>>37223453
>Akaname
>Kejourou
>Shirohebi

>warm, devoted yandere lamia wife who can give GOAT blowjobs and can wrap you up with her tongue, hair, and tail

I waa tempted to go with
>Akaname
>Medusa
>Manticore
Ca keep the long prehensile hair and lamia attributes while seeding some slight mofu, and now your wife has a mouth at the end of her tail too.

>>37225821
Dammit I shouldn’t be this hard.

>>37225788
I read and distribute the Order's underground news bulletin, The Words of Faith! I'll spread the light of the Chief God in this heathen city no matter who opposes me!

>>37223453
>Zombie
>Holstaur
>Amazon

>>37225842
>t. Anon stuck in angel pussy since the Industrial Revolution

>>37225645
I want a Danuki waifu only because I know my finances would never be bad ever again.

>>37225839
just goes to show how much better monsters get when they are wearing a nuns habit

>>37221305
They have a pact with the medical sabbath to provide patients/husbands

>>37225842
>weird alley nuns soliciting anons while smuggling contraband pamphlets under their habits
i'm into it

I'd say all human boys should be forced in a 30 days-long amazon position sex to combat the NNN threat
Of course Lilims take priority to punish the unmarried humans

>>37225914
>>weird alley nuns soliciting anons
>”Hey Mister! Wanna hear my sermon? It’s back here!”
>”Okay mister, it’s $1 to see and $2 to touch”
>pay $1
>she then lifts up her cloak and flashes her ankles at you while blushing hard

>>37225645
They’re short and I wanna have the height difference of “face at cleavage level”, as god intended

>>37225852
BIG
MILKY
ZOMBIE

>>37225931
2 dollars to touch her ankles? dang, even the succubi wouldn't let me get away with that.

>>37225767
Horses are big

Elves can have any number of different professions and callings! We aren't all just bedwarmers and cock addicts!

>>37226068
>we

>>37226152
>wuz

>>37226176
A proud and noble race!

>>37226068
But I am the bedwarmer and pussy addict

>>37226176
>queenz
imagine you are a 95 year old elf and all you are is a rapist and a chronic masturbator

>>37225645
I want a tanuki harem queen who blackmails other mamono into being my concubines.

>>37226213
>those short ears
not nibbleable at all

>>37226063

>>37223580
>breastmilk lines
>opera theater story times
>a legit preschool/kindergarten/elementary/middle/highschool with full sports and health facilities built in
Must be very busy!
As for her eggs....
nothing mamono mana can't solve

>>37225931
>hey dude
>got some salvation for you
>just uhh...go over there in the corner and take a peek
oh boy i hope it's something transcendental

Taking a stroll through an elven forest with my dwarf wife

>>37226236
I love thicc elves
>visit elf wife's family
>all her sisters are shocked to see her big and plump
>they look down to see their thin elven bodies
>they get jealous as elf wife brags about how virile and needy her hubby is

>>37226271
>police hors tries to arrest you for being too cute and single or whatever bs crime
>but wait
>you have carrots

>>37226292
>making all the single Elves seethe when you always take your Dwarf waifu to the forest to pound her senseless while she can scream as much as she wants there
>for some reason she’s always super smug when you leave the forest hours later

>>37226306
>"Bribing an officer of the law? You just got your rape sentence extended pal!"
>now your getting raped while she munches in the carrots

>>37226291
Well? Did you find transcendental salvation?

>>37226339
no

>>37226306
And then anon was married to a police horse.

Noice.

>>37226339
“ No longer mere earthbeings and planetbeings are we, but bright children of the stars! And together we shall dance in and out of ten billion years, celebrating the gift of consciousness until the stars themselves grow cold and weary, and our thoughts turn again to the beginning.„
~ Lady Deirdre Skye,
"Conversations with Planet"

>>37226291
>You turn the corner
>Its a dead end
>You look back
>A bunch of nuns that are 8ft and so thicc that their habits can't hide their curves at all
>The much shorter ones are thicc but have no tits
>You back up, feeling something something soft and meaty

>>37226236
now this is the thickness that i crave.

Hope you have stun resistance because she is about to charge

>>37226275
>nothing mamono mana can't solve
>"honey, you know damn well that we just need to have more sex and the mamano mana would start to generate them again"
>"But I want 10 more kids NOW!"

>>37226539
don't need it, I also am a matador, Thiis is going to be easy. I once made 10 minos crash into each other at the same time

>>37226557
>10 more kids
poor kids...

>>37226275
Would be pretty funny if a lilim when there and found all this.
Hell, anon would probably get a reward from the demon lord herself for brining this many liches into exitance.

Do Ghouls have long tongues like Akaname and Mucus Toads?

>>37226594
I bet she made semi-permanent copies of herself as well so anon could knock them up as well.
>30% of all liches are descended from this one guy and his baby-crazy lich wife

>>37226611
if she asks a lich and procures some materials

>>37226632
>if she asks a lich and procures some materials
Can't all/most mamano do this theoretically? Just report to your local Lich saying "I want such and such attributes from such and such race," and then have it be done?

>>37226625
>30% of all liches are descended from this one guy and his baby-crazy lich wife
>another 30% of all liches come from a baby crazy anon and his lich wife
>he just thought daughter liches are super cute and he wanted more
make sure to go for the world records anons

>>37226732
>>37226732
I am going to make enough wurms with my wurm wife to trigger a wurmageddon

>>37226732
>because of lich-san's experiments to test the limits of monster pegnancy, baby-crazy monsters have been causing population spikes
>even species notorious for their low birth rate have been able to reach ten daughter pregnancies
>this has started several business ventures into products and services to help these overstuffed mothers, including devices to help monsters too heavy to move stay mobile
I'm sure my baby-crazy dragon wife would be overjoyed by this research.

>>37226805
>>37226732
Most casinos use 5-6 decks of cards for a single table.
The Queen wants a living casino in Wonderland. My Diamond Trumpart wife gave me some experimental potions that might help me knock her friends up in batches, while she's taking a few of my dicks at any given time.

>>37227005
I want a monster girl to nuzzle her head up against my neck so badly and/or lean her up against mine while walking together

cow dreams

>>37227061
>cow dreams of being muscle cow to seduce farmer anon

>>37227061
I would motivate that cow, sharing her dream.
>>37227075
Yeah, milk cows are cute and all, but for me muscle cows are the ones I'd personally breed.

>>37226068
the only good nun is a latex nun

>>37226611
>They are called "Shishokuki" (corpse-eating demon) as well. As the name suggests, when they sense the smell of a woman's corpse that has been freshly buried, they dig it up and then give her a portion of their demonic energy, thus reviving the woman as one of their own kind, a ghoul. The woman then becomes a ghoul in body and heart, being newly reborn, she'll be overcome by an intense hunger, rendering her unable to think of anything else but using her mouth to suck off a man to quench her dry throat using his semen.
Just ask your friendly neighborhood ghoul to give your akaname/mucus toad gf a kiss and they'll turn into a hybrid.

Repent, monsterfuckers.

>>37227075
>little does she know that farmer anon is already smitten with her big, plump body

>>37227159
Sure sure, but first, can I interest you in some "angel"realm fruit?

>>37226710
Imagine a Kikimora with Akaname tongue she uses to lick you clean.

I want bogie, in a cat costume, to sadistically beat the piss out of me until I can't move

There exists a parallel universe where your mamano wife goes to sleep dreaming of you.

37227227
but why

>>37227227
damn bro, ur wifu sounds like she's into some kinky milking techniques

>>37227253
>there was a princess in the castle
>now she has to awkwardly wait while sir anon and the dragon fuck

>>37227240
so she shitposts about me as well?

>>37227240
Honestly, it's kinda lame she has such shit taste.
>>37227276
The knight refuses to be rewarded for rescuing the princess with her hand in marriage, but can accept a monetary compensation so he can buy some furniture and move in with his new dragon wife.