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>>37188502
Sorry, already blew my load in the cat.

Why aren't you breeding freedom birds?

>Vampire:*throws herself seductively against the wall* "Oh no! You found my secret lair!"
>Paladin:"Well there was a swarm of bats in an arrow formation..."

The month of action.

>>37188537
The next holiday is thanksgiving so those birds are for stuffing (with cock) and eating (out), not freedom.

fuck your monster girls

>>37188620
That's the idea!

>>37188620
Don't worry, I am more than happy to perform my husbandly duties.

>>37188502
wtf b-but self-control

>>37188620
I can't. It's November

Skimpy Tsuraras

I cant stay in the thread any longer its too cold out here
I'm going to go back in the ood fkr the rest of the night

>>37188554
>"I was told there was a pure virgin maiden here?"
>vampire quickly denies that there any virgins in her castle
>yep she totally knows what she is doing
>"Oh well, sorry for disturbing you miss."
>only later did the vampire realize the opportunity she missed and proceeds to cry

>>37188667
ood fkr?

>>37188667
Won't you stay a little longer?

it's the month where you tear all the acorn related clothes off a rata, bend her over various things and pound her relentlessly

>>37188672
Yeah its warm but there is no internet

"Unfortunately, St. Kikimora Service High School is an all-girls high school and the dormitory is closed to boys...

However, there is a dormitory for male staff members that is always open for applications, and students can come and go as they please. In some cases, a duplicate key will be provided.
In addition, the boys' school attached to the school is also recruiting students, and its dormitory is also open to our female students."

"Yes.
St. Kikimora's Apprentice High School accepts women of all races and fosters a spirit of service."

"Random: What will the attached boys' school teach us?
KC: From the Imperial Department, which nurtures future royalty and nobility (husbands who are worthy of serving)
To the ordinary school where the common people (simple and supportive masters) study hard.
For the craftsmen (masters who want to help them along the way), there are a variety of specialized courses to help them develop their skills.
You may have heard the voice of a certain race's heart a little."

>>37188710
but who is the saint kikmora?

>>37188745
why is this fox stealing my next huf- I mean my fox friend?

>>37188710
so is this where I order my kikis? I'll take a CC kiki please! extra thicc

blessed snake+stocking
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93905266

Imagine Anons that are basically Kunoichi, they “Assasinate” monster girls by seducing, fucking, and marrying them, maybe against
pharohs/ice queens/Wights and other monsters with political sway.

>>37188537
How can harpies stand for freedom when they enslave the hearts of men?

>>37188807
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

>>37188834
If I worship harpies are they my religion?

>>37188705
What's ood fkr?

>>37188620
ok, but I will go find a CC to bang

>>37188660
>Skimpy Tsuraras
Imagine pear Tsurara-Onna in that tiny kimono from the profile.

>>37188804
would that even work?

>>37188898
i do, a lot. best paired with leg based martial arts

>>37188847
Yep

Help! How do you raise a young dragon?

>>37188804
>>37188899
Why do I see taimanin but for monster girls

>>37188922
Good, I'm going to offer all kinds of fine jewelry and shiny baubles to a confused by happy harpy.

I would like to weakly fall into a monster girl's arms and let them cuddle me to sleep

>>37188935
>taimanin
oh god, have mercy

>>37188925
with your wife

>>37188935
So Skimply dressed dudes getting raped by various monstergirls? Sounds super hot NGL.

>>37188710
I don't think this kiki will be graduating...

>>37188710
>there is a dormitory for male staff members
Unless I can check the original tweet, my guess is that it mistranslated the original word as ''staff'' because kanji have multiple meanings. So it's likely saying there is a male school right beside the Maid Kikimora School. This would match how the next question is about an attached boy school.
I can't say for sure though.

How do they wipe their ass or brush their teeth?
They got no hands

>>37188949
>wanting mercy instead of ultra brutal mindshattering sex
pathetic

>>37188963
with my tongue

>>37188974
That's kinda gross

>>37188963
Goddamn this really fucked me up.

>>37188963
Why do you think they're so aggressive with trying to get a husband?

>>37188963
A stick with a sponge on the end. The roman way.

>>37188963
>>37189011
>i wash myself with a rag on a stick

>>37189010
Makes sense.
I'd happily take that responsibility for her.

>>37189010
Jesus fuck dont ever marry a harpy

>>37188995
This, actually.

Which would you prefer between a kind, idol-like Wererabbit and a crazy, comedian-like March Hare?

Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!

>>37189078
one havoc please

Always trust the monster with the biggest breasts

>>37188918
>with leg based martial arts
This very much sounds about right.

>>37189107

>>37188620
Yes sir

>>37189107
>>37189122
are you sure?

>>37188925
>How do you raise a young dragon?
On to a piece of furniture where her feet can't reach the floor.

>>37189107
Okay.

i really like mucus toads because they look really huggable and i like the aphrodisiac mucus and i like how strong their legs look
i want one to leg lock me a drive me into a near endless horny rut where most of my body is nearly exhausted but i just cant stop thrusting
and as i get more and more tired the only things i have the strength to do is look up at her and recieve her tongue or try desperately to regain my strength by sucking her nipple but its just not enough
and at the end of it all they flip me over and lie on top of me to keep me warm while i fall asleep and so its easier for them to get me in the right position in the morning
amazon or cowgirl, it depends how they feel

>>37189107
what if its multiple girls?

>>37189154
blue, purple and brown make for the best giant titties.

>>37189207
They must compete in various games to determine which is superior.

>>37188959
Nta but the text there is from three different tweets. The originals are these:

残念ながら「聖キキーモラ奉仕高等学園」は女子高であり、寮も男子禁制なのです…

ただし常に募集中の男性職員用の寮には学園生徒も出入り自由場合によっては合鍵も支給されます
加えて当学園に併設の男子校も生徒募集中で、そちらの寮も当学園の女子生徒は出入り自由となっております

はい。
聖キキーモラ奉公高等学園は全ての種族の女性を受け入れ、奉仕の心を育てます。
面接等の結果、時々人間の男の子の入学が許可される事もありますが、不思議な事に卒業するころにはメイドアルプさんになっているので問題ございません

未来の王侯貴族（仕えるに相応しい旦那様）を育てる帝王科から
庶民（素朴でお支えしたくなる旦那様）が勉学に励む普通科
職人（道を歩む手助けをしたくなる旦那様）が手に職をつけるための各種専門科などなど……
少し某種族の心の声が聞こえたかもしれません

The middle part is a bit bigger than what was posted due to having a small segment about alp students in the maid school.

Remember just don't appear defenseless and you too can avoid this terrible fate.

You're a devout supporter of the Order, right Anon? You wouldn't think of running off with any evil monster, right Anon?

>>37189274
>>37189274
nah, I want to be molested by a fat old hag monster in some shady alley that I was tricked to go down

>>37189274
theres only one order im intrested in.

>>37189271
ah yea, I''m gioing tow ear a bitg armor adn swordd

>>37189300
Dios mio, what happened to you

>>37189308
The mindflayers got to him

>>37189315
thats what you get if you don't wear fully sealed armor

>>37189271
>be door to door magazine salesman
>knock on someones door
>smoke plumes out when the door opens and some big black dog is salivating and breathing heavily
>she asks if you read the sign and points to the door
>"beware of dog"
>get grabbed slung in a fireman carry over her shoulder
alas, there was nothing i could do.

>>37189192
I love her slippery thighs, best set of legs kc ever drew.

>>37189271
so go running at dangerous speeds?

Before I go to sleep, wip molesting pic
https://files.catbox.moe/5owkkr.png

>>37189274
Need a yandere dark angel

>>37189408
i didn't know they came in any other flavor

>>37189264
Thanks!
>職員用
Well it's really a dormitory for staff. It uses the kanjis for work and employees so the translation got that right.
>The middle part is a bit bigger than what was posted due to having a small segment about alp students in the maid school.
>面接等の結果
By the interviews some boys are allowed in, though all of them become maid alps by graduation anyway.
Guess you can't underestimage the St Kikimora's intelligence network.

The tweets are really polite by the way, makes me wonder if KC purposefully worded it that way as if to be in character of an employee of the institute.

>>37189274
And what would you do if I did? Kidnap m-

Ahem.

>>37189424
People these days. Can't a man get raped in peace?

>>37189271
>Try to protect as much myself with full armor, shield, swords and guns
>still get raped for being defenseless.

>>37189426
I know right? Try to have a night on the town and looky loos with their cell phones acting like it's something to stare at.

>>37189424
Looking's free but ya gotta pay me to take a vid or a pic

>>37189438
Can you blame the tourists? They probably never see that in order towns

>>37189453
then don't take out your phone

>>37189424
>>37189438
>>37189453
This is how you get big sister hellhound to rape you in the middle of the busiest square to prove a point about how things are done in MGC

>>37189308
im fEeling alrghit wtdmy

>>37189370
Don't run, it triggers a monster's predatory instincts.

>>37189476
AH DIOS MIO, AYUDAME , EL CREATURA HABLA

>>37189480
So what I'm hearing here, is always run, because I really want to feel that predator/prey relationship. It's why I'm considering signing up as a soldier for the order.

>>37188963
The settings books note they have small, clawed fingers on their wings like the gandharva. They're just hidden by feathers in most of the illustrations

>>37189480
Does it still count if I am on a hoverboard just going really, really fast?

>>37189483
>Order army goes to battle
>who thing is comprised of man hores and heal sluts
Many such cases

>>37189482
im aHAh
Oh, yes, my bad anon, my fingers were feeling a bit wobbly for some reason. I'm going to take a swim outside now, have a good one.

>>37189499
>salamanders anguish when she gets amped up to fight and then he's a pacifist

>>37188963
Birds always shit with nothing but net
As for teeth, well, isn't there a tree branch you can chew on that does the same thing as a tooth brush?

>>37189507
Nah man, fuck that. If there is gonna be a struggle, it's gotta be REAL.
Just rolling over and letting them rape you is the monster equivalent of a limp handshake.

>>37189072
The kind one
There are many occasions when crazy/funny things are inappropriate

>>37189505
>swim outside
>my fingers were feeling a bit wobbly
oh no

>>37189489
The faster you go the hornier they get.

>>37189207
Weigh them or see who makes the most milk

>>37189507
>>37189499
I'd probably one of the only men in full plate kit with a demon silver pole axe ready to rumble

>Swim outside
>Swimming trunks got pulled down and now the mermaids are coercing me to kiss them if I want them back
>If I refuse to comply they will suck my dick anyway
Nice advice, assholes

>>37189531
Looks like your getting a mermaid harem whether you like it or yes

>>37189531
>he didn't wear an armored wetsuit
many such cases

>>37189520
so I can go past 200 mph and see the hellhounds just absolutely soaking wet?

Since even in headcannons where a human/monstergirl couple can have human sons, monster daughters are still a great majority of offspring
How would you feel if one of your daughters ended up in some guy's harem? How would you feel if twin daughters married the same man?

>>37189548
>sharp teeth
>white hair
>womb tattoo
oh no, my maid knows my weakness!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the colder weather those of you who have feline waifus.
They're going to start seeking your heat more than normal

>>37189537
>whether you like it or yes
Wait it's all marriage!?
>>37189538
That's like taunting mersharks ''do you really think you can marry me? I dare you to open this and claim me!''

>>37189567
>It's all marriage!?
Always has been, now fuck the fishes Anon.

>>37189531
You have to fertilize all the eggs.

The bugs need cuddles the most this fall and winter!

>>37189607
>summer bugs: annoying, rapey dominant pests
>winter bugs: whimpering, clingy cuddlesluts

>>37189607
So many bugs to choose from, I'll take a variety pack.

>>37189661
big bee butts

>>37189661
>Order a variety pack
>It's just full of mosquitoes

>>37189499
I bet some of those Order heal sluts are on the verge of alping. One mamonomana blast will be all it takes.

>>37189670
Hrmm. You make a good point, anon.

>day 4 of NNN
>my momster tried to buy one of those magical plates that lock a room until the parties in it have sex
>fortunately those were sold out in virtue of being in high demand since november started
>my momster started getting restless. Her circle of friends spread horror stories about prostate cancer and humans becoming insane from hyperspermia.
>I’m afraid I can’t last much longer. I’m afraid sooner or later she will break and rape me. And once my fragile dick is in her thick pussy she won’t let me go until the next season
>I have failed NNN. To whoever that finds my messages remember to alwa-

>>37189670
Needs to be bigger!

>>37189670
Long wasp legs!
Thin wasp waists!

Anon belongs to the bugs

Day 4 of NNN. I’ve made a miscalculation. My wife’s mamono mana overcharge and the effect multiplied over my accumulated semen. NNN has become Eternal Nut November.
Now forget being a cumpump, I’m essentially a cum fountain for my wife and her friends from highschool, that are having tea circling me and discussing a good place to buy wedding rings

>>37189767
No idea why that image uploaded.

>>37189767
What's she in for, though?

>>37189661
under water bugs!

>>37189778
Trying to take Anon away from the bugs. Capital offense

>>37189790
>she keeps temporarily paralyzing ushis as a prank and drags them home for you to breed
not sure how i feel about this

>>37189733
No self-respecting momster would ever let her son participate in NNN. It's a momster's duty to personally make sure he son is emptying his balls daily.

>>37188660
>tell tsurara that you can't bust a nut in her cold coochie for the whole month of November
>she takes it surprisingly well
>says all she asks in return is that you help entertain her in a different way
>agree to do any non-sexual favor she needs
>cut to you tied to a dart board, riddled with icicles
>tells you to do your best to keep your raging erection down, only 27 days left
>chucks another chunk of ice at you
>realize she might be a bit miffed

>>37189826
>t. momster abusing her status to rape a boy that could be marrying a lilim right now

>>37189790
>You feel a little woozy.

>>37189607
I want to cuddle a moth

>>37189790
>Neither a tarantula nor a hawk
>it's a bug

>>37188963
They have partial-hands anon.

>>37190037
their feet are often more than adequate to get the job done anyway

>>37188899
>>37188804
>special society of Anons trained in seduction
>basically kamikaze husbands
>hired to marry a monster and use their status as husband to influence her
>paid a king's ransom for their troubles
>their job boils down to wooing some affluent monster and using sex as a means of duress

>vampire "captures" ravishing young man
>one night after feeding, she tells him about her plan to invade the world of the living
>he gives her the cold shoulder for days
>she begs him to tell her what's wrong
>"It's nothing"
>no affection, dead fish in bed, says he's not in the mood when she tries to feed
>vampire going crazy trying to figure out what she did wrong
>begs him to tell her
>"I just think invading the world of the living is too childish for someone your age."
>vampire huffs and blusters about how she's a superior being and humans are just cattle
>Anon just curls his lip in disgust
>vampire storms off
>comes back a few hours later and tells him that the plans were indefinitely postponed (but NOT because she was dick-whipped)
>Anon was extra attentive that night
From scheming a apophis to diabolical demons, no monster is safe from their innate ultimate weakness: codependency.

>>37189554
They're their own people, I don't give a shit as long as the guy is nice. Don't see why it'd be my business to decide whether or not they can.

>>37189670
How does LNight make everything so cute
that mans magical

>>37190008
its a hawk to tarantulas

>>37190106
>Tarantula Hawk learns the origin behind her species name
>Next day you find that she has hastily scribbled over her species and wrote "Anon hawk"

>>37189767
Need a yandere monster girl to break out of her cell/confinements to be with me. Maybe bait me in with her and then hide me from the guards, only letting me out at night when she wont get checked on. Maybe she could keep me hidden in her clothes. Maybe she could break out, kidnap me and take us both to somewhere entirely different to live in peace, like Wonderland or the Royal Demon Realm. A sudden jump from her normal prison lifestyle to sudden nobility after mine and her talents come to light

>>37189936
Me too, but I'd rather not get even dumber. Love moths, don't like being forced into ooga-booga state

>>37190113
yep, pretty much, youre going to get injected with poison and abducted along high impact sexual violence

>>37190123
>These were the last coherent words anon managed before the moths descended

>>37190131
This implies the existence of a very large, very high flying swarm of moths

>>37190117
>tfw no yandere to discretely destroy all your personal relationships so that you only have her
>tfw no yandere to set up elaborate schemes to gaslight you to the brink of insanity
>tfw no yandere to uncover all her schemes, only for her to convince you that it was all for your sake, and that she's all you have anyways with her silver tongue

>>37189767
Keep this Fox away from the interns. They keep falling for her Fox tricks.

>>37190146
>tfw no yandere to finally give into a fall into her arms crying

Look at those ears!

>>37189902
A boy is far better off marrying his momster than anyone else, no matter what their species or class is.

>>37190157
who'd be dumb enough to fall for a foxes-

>>37190171
Firm disagree. They're better off marrying someone around their age, or someone who will actually respect their autonomy when needed, even if they deep down want to be well and truely dominated. As nice as being spoiled by a momster is, theres more to life. Such as:
>being pounced on and pinned down by a hellhound
>going exploring in the desert only to wind up in an apophis' court
>following a certain species of rabbit somewhere they shouldn't and ending up in Wonderland, and meeting the woman of their dreams at a tea party
>looking around in an abandonded building only to find its not so abandonded at all, and being taken by a Bogie or undead
>getting caught 'sinning' by an angel, and recieving punishment
>falling in love with a mindflayer. not even with the use of her tentacles. just pure, wholesome love
>getting into a drinking contest with an oni
>falling asleep alone one night wishing you had company, only to awaken with your wishes answered by the stars in the form of a shoggoth
I'm just saying, these are how you're supposed to meet your wife, along with many other options. Humans are meant to explore. Being coddled and groomed by their momster is just plain wrong.

>>37190168
Mice need not apply.
Giant rats, on the other hand...

>>37190214
worked out okay in Succubus Affection

>>37190159
>she let you find out about her schemes
>she wants you to know that she controls every aspect of your life
>she wants you to know that you make this choice willingly
>she has to suppress an orgasm as she watches you break down in her arms and admit you need her despite all her perfidious habits
>thinks of all the ways she's going to play with you now that you're broken in

>>37190250
A fair point, but that was a very polygamous relationship

>>37190250
Based game

>>37190250
it was weird energy that you could bring your mom along to watch you pronebone big beautiful baphomets
10/10

>Professor House, do you think it's such a good idea to experimenting with this Mamono Mana? Given how contagious it is.
>We've taken all the necessary precautions Assistant Donna, and we have set up numerous wards and protection seals to prevent leakages a d outside corruption. Not even a Lilim can break through the precautions in place. I assure you that.

>>37190307
wish mge baphomets were like the ones in that game. succubus affection has a lot of nice designs. i really like that one with the spider legs in their back

uh oh anon, the ancient evil oomukade captured your childhood friend, what are you going to do to save her?

>>37190037
Even with partial hands, it'd be extremely difficult to wipe one's but, especially with the large wings. Poop will get on her feathers.

>tfw no 2m dragon to rape you

This goat is dangerous for my dick.

>>37190696
>High level monsters entering towns to attack low level adventurers.
It's not fair, they're supposed to be safe zones!

>I brought home a ca-

>wake up after a party
>walk into kitchen and see this
>don't even know her name
>wat do?

>>37189207
The Prince's alpification went well I see.

>You look so defenseless. Looks like you need a big girl to protect you.

>>37188502
>A new hero rises up for a prophecy or plot device happening
>The new hero is a prince of the good guy kingdom
>And the villains/antagonists is the militaristic "Evil Empire" that is seeking to conquer the good guy kingdom and surrounding realms
>The Hero Prince and his Merry Band of Friends and Misfits shall travel adventure across the lands to unravel the plot device and or the prophecy and stop the militaristic Evil Empire

So what can or will a monstergirl, especially a Lilim, would do in this typical RPG plot?

I need a large Jinko in my bed with whom I could sleep under a blanket.

>>37191085
Try to become the "evil empress" so they can get a top tier husband

>>37189767
>simp
Oh no, this degenerate mainstream slang...

Which mamono do you think would be the best at playing the role of a prostitute, whether as an attempt to secure a husband or as sexual foreplay for her husband?
Give 5 different species if you can.

>>37191717
The most obvious one.

>>37190640
I don't know, go get a new one I guess.

>>37191717
>Succ
>Kej
>Black Harpy
>Cheshire
>Kitsune

>>37189427
>build a killdozer to protect yourself from the monsters
>wurm opens it up like a tin can

>>37191717
Kej is cannon.
Black harpy for the meme (and that one comic)
Succubus because they're good for everything
Demon since they can get you to enter a "contract"
Doppelganger because reasons.

NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT!
JUST NUT! GIVE ME YOUR NUTS!

>>37191973
no, do you know hard it is to get coconut cream coated peanuts in this country?

so any good vr mg stuff?

>>37188568
I love extremist versions of subby monster girls.

Try to pull NNN wiith a jubjub and she will rape you harder than a pair of ushis.

>>37192081
Imagine trying to do NNN in wonderland while unmarried….

>NNN
How long you will force this shit?

>>37191867
>The wurm you were trapped inside
>She did it to protect the poor human inside
>She will proceed to hug you as she carries you home to raise

Does anyone know what happened between Exet and KC? They don't seem to follow each other on twitter anymore, and Exet's games aren't listed on KC's site anymore. Did they have a falling out?

When you have a Hellhound wife it's Non-stop Nut November!

>>37189072
I like the march hare a lot more. shes pink, shes got the heart eyes and shes seems a lot more fun. She also looks a bit more easy to access, for lack of a better phrase

>>37190640
I have no childhood friend,so i'm going to ask that human centipede who the hell did she capture anyway?

>centimaid gets bullied by millimaid

>>37192343
centimaid sounsds more like a hivemind of maids that what i assume you were implying

>he walked into my tails and decided to stay there

>>37192343
Shouldnt it be the other way around? Centipedes are the apex predator normal while millipedes are the calm gentle bug cows.

>>37191798
>Cheshire
Yeah, I don't see them as who-ers.

>>37192391
>master faints from too much bug
>millimaid wants to take him to his room and tuck him in
>centimaid sees a meal ticket

Reminder to stay away from Automatons and Gremlins. For they study and practice the awful and evil arts of Belkan Witchcraft.

>Monster girl childhood friend
>Grow up doing everything together
>Spend everyday with each other
>Develop a strong bond with each other
>You have to move away when you're a teenager
>Lose contact with her
>Years go by
>She's lonely
>You've forgotten about her and/or thought she's also moved on
>One day as a young adult, you go back to the town you were raised for [insert unrelated reason]
>Remember her when passing by the spot you always used to hang out as a kid
>See that the playset you used to spend hours in everyday was torn down
>See a monster girl your age, sad, sitting down on a bench nearby
>She doesn't notice who you are, nor do you notice who she is
>You ask her about it, but she just brushes it off and gives you quick answer to get you to go away
>Casually mention to her that you and this girl used to hang out all the time at said playset years ago
>She looks up at you and finally recognizes who you are
>You're still dense a brick
>She jumps up and hugs you
>Your confused
>She tells you who she is
>Lots of catching up and lewdness ensues
>Now you live in your hometown and you're married to your old monster girl childhood friend

>>37192474
This but with a CC neighbor

>>37192474
This but with a human CC neighbor

>>37190658
Most creatures don't need to wipe to keep clean anyway. Doubt it's a concern for monster girls who manage to stay pretty clean even living in the wilderness.

>lich wife checked your browser history
What's on there and how pissed is she?

https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/non-canonical-books.html
Someone provided the files for a few of the missing novels and doujins.
Goat Pirate(Novel): https://imgbox.com/g/wWGYg5XgFa
Monster Girl Love Story 2: Sea of Selkie(Doujin): https://imgbox.com/g/TvBjJeaP1m
Mysterious Shirohebi Story(Doujin): https://imgbox.com/g/cpo42sfX3n
Monster Girl Encyclopedia Art Book: https://imgbox.com/g/WCJ10ehNnU

Now, only MGE After-School Alice Tales 2: Girls Game Freaks, Sister Falling, Dear My little Master and Shadow and Light Symphony are missing.

Furthermore, the original language files for Diary of the Age of Monster Love II, The Imperator Doesn't Sleep and Harem of Collar are still missing, as only the Korean translation was uploaded for them. That's also the case with the english translation for Baphomet Complex, from OtherSideofSky.


The files have been resized for the imgbox upload, and the original versions can be found on the Mega, under the non-canon books folder.
That is all.

>>37192564
>tfw its all big old hags raping shotas
Oh no......

>>37192226
Beyond that they indeed ceased to work together a few years ago no details are known to my knowledge.

>>37192564
Well shit she saw the yandere human women there

>>37188502
Neck yourself

>>37192588
Fuck off, retard.

>>37192564
>ultra brutal molesting and rape of men by monster girls
She is gonna get "those" potions, isn't she?

>>37192564
I don't have a lich wife nor do I want one. But I'll answer your question for my true waifu.
>Vore
>Beast
>NTR
Those are the things that're gonna set off red flags for her. I'll just tell her the truth. I like fapping to that stuff. Though, I would not want her to engage in NTR or beast whatsoever. That stays purely in fantasy world and only on rare occasions. Only my penis is allowed to touch her. The vore though, I'd ask her if she'd be down for trying it.

ewww
>>37192564
>tfw when she found the tile folder......

>>37192572
Nice lich

>>37192564
She's going to be very upset about all the research into current middle eastern/african wars. It's somewhat disturbing

>>37192564
How does she know how to use my computer, She's older than written history!

>>37188502
What type of Villain would I be???

I'am going to be the type of villain who more of works behind the scenes. Orchestrating events and political happenings, wars and media manipulation. Geopolitics, handpicked representatives in the media in news and entertainment industries. And the good ol' military industrial complex. All of which to pit humanity and the monsters against each other while I make war a d conflicts for fun and profits.

That way I will be a Villain Number One.

>>37192735
I need an extra meaty lich who is claiming its 'just a test' to have her body that way

>>37192799
She had more time to learn about computers than you were alive.

>>37192826
But I saw her using dos last time I checked

>>37192035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfL6QYAx_gY

Dont confess to lilims. Its for your own safety.

>>37192863
why? they're just big neet dorks

>>37192863
Confess what? Confess my participation in multiple armed robberies throughout the tri-state area?

>>37192838
See? She actually knows her shit, learning a new system from there is not a big jump.

Remember to read your contracts so you don’t become the blood bag of some vampire office lady.

>>37192896
Chris-chan lilim plz

>>37192913
My contract says "communal stress reliever". Should I be worried?

I've been leaving my copies of Meaty Milfs Monthy out for my alp roommate to find so she know what she'll end up looking like when her mamono mana is done reshaping her body.

>Day 4 of NNN
>As punishment for attempting NNN (You) are still receiving a public nursing handjob, being passed around neighbor to neighbor as they take turns forcing you to suck their tits. Right now it’s that virging MILF Cheshire’s turn, mocking you for being a breast addict like a baby and saying maaaaybe you should keep doing that for the entire year. Since the crime was considered really severe, this will continue until november ends.
>(You)r elf momster still can’t comprehend and asks where you took that idea from, but says it doesn’t matter because by the time this month ends you will always cum instantly just from looking at breasts.
How do you escape this situation and cure the pavlov effect developed from sucking tits so much?

>>37193042
>alarmed, ambiguously eastern european screaming

cute story

>>37193079
Elves don't have much upper body strength. I'm not sure why so many people have problems with them.

>>37192913
If I'm her blood bag, then she must become my cum rag

>>37193079
It's day 4 and I'm still N3ing

>>37193131
>he fell for it
>two days later his face is shoved between the third vampire hag of the community, forced to empty his balls in her as she “ufufufu”s every time he moans

>>37193079
Bite nip and twist
run into the forest
dig hole
hide until the heat dies down
go to a different parts of town for the rest of the month

>>37192896
>Confess what?
half of the anime/manga threads I participate i dont even watch the show

>>37192913
That vampire got some poweful bedroom eyes

>>37193189
Anon, when we say 'biters get the ball gag' here, we aren't just talking about vampires...

>>37193160
How many vampire wives am I going to walk out with? I'll need money for all the beef and sugary snacks to keep up the blood production

>>37193160
How many hags are in this community? And how do I get to it?

>>37192564
She wouldn't be pissed, she have some new ideas

>>37192896
Consider desperate criminals on the run from the law

>>37193236
I just need to do it once and run

>>37193311
Is that greenworm holding a 12 gauge with her nubs

>>37193336
She's on crowd control, mweep

>>37193160
i'll only do it if they are bigger than me

>>37193079
Plead with them to let me cum inside pls

>>37193385
Cute little grump focks

Do ghosts have different types? Is there a poltergeist girls who hold you against the wall? A mysterious peddler of haunted objects absolutely determined to sell me the suspiciously curvey, huge doll?

>>37193311
>greenworms try to rob store
>customers think they’re cute so they scoop them up and take them home
Many such cases

>>37193452
sure

>so what did your species use to look like, miss haku?
>...
>anyway, lessons over for today

I must travel back in time and stop my homie from alping.

>>37193486
>all your efforts to protect him endear him to you and she alps anyway
>her future self also comes to the past to stop you
that's one way to get a harem

>>37193483
in my eyes this is just a biology lesson about the life cycle of slimes
slime children are just blobs, and they're all the cuter for it

>>37193501
blobs with derpy smiley faces

>>37193483
How embarrassed would a monstergirl be if you found out about her specie's murderous past

>>37193483
I just love hakus

>>37193507
If she's old enough it might be her own murderous past.

>>37192396
If anything, she'd be more likely to make you take on that role, if only for shits and giggles. On that note, what monsters would enjoy roleplay where (You) are the prostitute?

>>37193507
>dragon wife was the Terror of the Mountain: Devourer of 1000 Virgins
>when you mention it, she just laughs nervously
>she says it was just “youthful indiscretion”

>>37193563
familiar, jk raiju

>>37193563
bicorns, tanukis, creepin coins

>>37193564
>>37193546
Do they look back on it with regret? Remorse?

>>37193507
>ask ryu about her murderous past
>she just shakes her head and tells you to stop reading those Order pamphlets

>>37193581
Regret? Yes
But you can make them feel better by claiming to redeem them by making as many children as the amount of lives they took

Imagine being an anon who made a deal with a demon for some petty material gain pre DL but then she gets turned but is stuck with the malicious contract begging anon to null it.

>>37193503
exactly

>>37193581
not really. a lot of them didn't know anything else, some of them lacked sapeince. mindflayer might have some nightmares but she can always flay the troubles away.

>>37193581
>>37193603
Maybe that's how Zombie Dragons became a thing, Dragons that monsterized and were so ashamed of their past and thought that they were beyond redemption so they hid away until their eventual death. I imagine there would be some Vampires and other long lived species who do the same thing as well.

>>37193507
i dont think id ever be able to rest if i was in the mge universe because id be worried everything would go back to normal
whyd kc have to add this :(

>>37193656
I mean he basically all but said that things reverting back to shittier days was impossible

>>37193646
But what if they monsterize right as they’re about to kill you?
>get abducted by vampire
>she describes in great detail the pain and death she is going to inflict on you
>rips your shirt and prepares to feast
>poof
>now the vampire is awkwardly trying to hit on you

>>37193656
>id be worried everything would go back to normal
I don't feel like looking for it, but it's bullshit believed by /tg/ retards and KC made a post specifically to address it can't happen.

>>37193483
>Continue to hound her for an answer. She finally agrees to tell you, but only after you recite back to her the forms and habits of all 11,520 types of supernatural creatures in the world, and how to overcome their hauntings and attacks.

>Are you a good enough hakutaku fan to understand the reference?

>>37193677
>>37193666
oh good nevermind then

>>37193646
>tfw ywn be the genki boy in a dragons life that stops her from just becoming a zombie
>ywn pop up in her hidden cave and just walk in on her and clean up her cave
>ywn try to make her smile and even hug her before you go
>Ywn make her day everytime you come, and she does try to scare you away but you just hug her tighter
>ywn keep coming back even if the trip is hard and long
>ywn kiss her on the lips when she gets too mopey

>>37193687
Stupid haku, no need to pass your little test when I can just look it up on the internet

Need an eldrtich gf from beyond the stars to tell me she'll still love me even when this fleeting universe comes to an end, and that we'll be together forever and more

>>37193727
>tfw hakus actually hate the internet ever since it was created

Cute puppy!

>>37193725

>>37193779
She give chase

>>37193748
>elder eldrtich gf originally was going to end the universe
>on the way she saw you and decided the universe can remain for now
>anon is unknowingly the savior of all life even though he spoons with the destroyer of all life

>>37193796
Isn't that the plot of Haruhi?

>>37193796
>still ends up ending it anyway, but feels bad for anon so she makes a new one

>tfw ywn wake up falling into a dinner party filled with milf goddesses and them wondering which one you are going to choose to go with

>>37193809
Dunno never read/watched/played(?) that but I like the idea of being lovey dovey with a cosmic horror that is only held back by the power of love
>hero shows up to defeat great evil
>look back at your eldrtich gf on the couch in just panties and your shirt watching tv
>tell hero there’s no evil here, try next door

>>37193875
>is on 4channel.org
>hasn't watched The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Dude, that's like, illegal in four states

>>37193646
>Anon.... please... go away
>the last man I remember before I was shut away...I....
>all I've ever done is hurt and destroy! I won't let that happen to you!

>>37193918
>tfw this is the third time
>time for cuddles

>>37193918
>tell your dragon wife to stop being chunni and get out of bed

>>37193882
70% of modern 4chan are newfag-redditors. They don't watch anime older than 2016+ year

>>37193918
Like death can stop me from loving my wife

What religions can I join? I'd like to work at some kind of temple, and the order can lick my scrote.

>>37193977
True desu.

>>37194029
Insert "solitary shrine.jpg" here.

>>37194029
Monster girl societies worship a wide array of gods. Hel is popular with undead, Eros is very popular in general among monsters, and of course Poseidon is the most popular for aquatic monster societies. Bastet is a bit of a fringe goddess focused on cats. Then there are the various religions that worship certain types of monsters, like the inari religion, the snake god cult, etc.

>>37194029
Go to the church of our milky lady, I heard that they are always looking for men

>>37194091
Who do Ushi Onis pray to?

>>37194091
Islamic MG's when?

>>37194206
Depends on the individual.

>>37194230
well we've already got an Ifrit

>>37194270
and Houris

>>37194230
> >>37194270
nevermind im being retarded

>Meanwhile in the Outskirts of Monstergirl City 17
>The Level 90 Heroines have arrived
>They have taken the Raid Boss-tier quest of helping all the oppressed human boys successfully pull off No Nut November

>>37190902
If this is my house, I'm fighting her. Should have brought your own food, fatty.

>>37194091
Heck, even the chief god has a devoted following of monster girls for various reasons (among them the virtues that monster girls agree with). They just erase any teachings that are against sex and monsters.

>>37194230
>>37194270
>>37194285
>>37194288
Imagine
Big, meaty MGs in burqas/niqabs

>>37194528
very sexy, especially if it all does just makes the curves all the more apparent

>>37194528
tantalisation derived from mystery

>>37194556
>the dress is for modestly
>no one makes a niqab in her size, so she looks more like a female sausage, negating the modesty
>more gazes than ever before

Or

>trying to make a burqa for a lamia/aquatic/spider-type MG

>>37194585
>burqa for lamia
>it’s just a giant sock

>>37194528
No anon, in mgland the men wear the niqabs

>>37194599
>burqa on a centaur
>she now has the profile of the centaur body pillow

>>37194528
TRAP THE HUSBAND
IN THE BURQA

>>37194611
Perhaps both the men and the women should, their bodies induce equal amounts of lust

>>37194659
NO ONE WOULD SEE
THE HEAT OF THE SUN AND HER BODY WOULD BE THE END OF HIM

>>37194663
>tfw you are the only person there with a wife beater and some shorts

>>37194663
>demon lord looks down and sees both men and mamono covering their bodies so as not to make others lustful
Someone's gonna get a VERY stern talking to

>>37194697
>all the MGs are blushing through their black burqas
>all the men are basically telling you "bro, cover yourself, an uncovered candy gets covered in flies"

>>37194728
>being the dumb foreigner I am, I ignore the men
and go about my business
>I ask one of those mgs for directions to a local rape spot

>>37194770
You're going to get a harem doing that anon. But just be aware that your harem is either going to make you cover up, or wear you within their burqa

>>37194786
>make you cover up
No way, I am a strong indecent man that can wear whatever I want. Hell, If I felt like I would go out wearing the skimpiest and lewdest clothes a man can wear

>>37194611
I will wear it only if it's made entirely of shog.

>>37194823
>cruisin for a penis bruising pal

>>37194680
its the mge
the sun probably makes you horny instead of giving you sunburn, he'll be fine.

>>37194845
But then she had to wear a niqab as well, she mustn't be nude!

>>37194846
And? WHAT YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? LESBO

>>37194852
You misunderstand me
Being wrapped around your waifu, while underneath her black garb will surely induce heat exhaustion, if he doesn't OD on her scent

>>37194861
That's it
We're calling the mamono morality police
They will enforce Shar'ia on you

>>37194865
Isn't that kind of the point? If hes ODd on her scent, he's even more vulnerable and clingy than he was before

>>37194881
Good, a forced reverse gangbang, just what I wanted

They may look all innocent and giggly but remember:
There is no word for 'consent' in Fox-speak.

>>37194865
>OD on her scent
>many couples must hide in bushes or in alleys for emergency rape
>streets of not-Arabia smell and sound like sex all the time

>>37194883
Yes, just drink plenty of water
Heat casualties are no fun, and leave you more vulnerable to heat related injuries in the future!

>>37194926
Mmmmmmm
Jasmin-infused cumin

>>37194922
Silly anon. Foxes don't speak.

>>37194881
and what they gonna do? preach at me?

What would you do if a girls from a species you're not interested in asked you on a date?
Would you be able to just walk away while she cries her heart out after being rejected?

>>37194971
More like 100 tongue lashes
with no release

What do you think would be best for a shy man that can barely talk? An outgoing MG like a Hellhound that will force him out of his shell, drag him around to do fun stuff? Or a similarily shy MG? Like a quiet Inari or a very love insecure Jinko.

>>37194991
They can sense what you're into and if you'd be compatible
It's up to you to realize that

>>37195015
bug

>>37195044
What is a buge?

>>37195056
It's a bug but huge.

Don't embareass your wife. Her friends will make fun of her if they find out she likes to dress up in frilly shit.

>>37195015
Can you cook?

>>37195109
>implying that her singel friends wou;ldn't be seething as you flirt with your dressed up hellhound princess wife

>>37195109
But she looks so pretty and elegant in them!

>>37195116
It doesn't matter, he'll learn

There are whispers in the wilds.
The ogres are beginning to martch.

>>37195182
this is my swamp

Day 4, give it up for day 4 of hilarious and original jokes.

>>37195135
Yes and they would endlessly bully her for not being metal enough.

>>37195211
I will tell this is why they are still single and lonely after 2000 years

>>37195206
>day 4 of no nutting
>thinking your wife is not draining you every night while you sleep
No other explanation why she lets you do this meme

>>37195241
Gonna put on a chastity belt, see how she likes that!

>>37195211
My waifu has long since stopped giving a fuck about what her kin think of her career choice in magic, dresses and all.
And besides, aggravating her from close proximity is a good way to get translocated.

>>37195241
She can't rape you if she can't pull down your pants.

>>37195295
>distressed '! !'

If everyone here got teleported into MGE at the same time would you stick with the other anons or go explore alone?

>>37195256
Possession of a chastity belt is a class 2 felony Anon…

>>37195311
>her belly tattoos change with her emotions
There could be this beautiful transition from " ! ! " to womb heart tattoo

>>37195320
It would be adventuring time.

>>37195320
Id team up with dudes with simmilar intrests

>>37195320
That depends on how many anons would be going to Zipangu

>>37195320
I guess. At least until finding a Bogie and Boogey pair

>>37195328
>zoomer anubis has a changing emoji tattoo instead of ! !
I hate it

>>37195320
Your safer in numbers Anon
We'd all be strangers in a land with a completely different historical/spiritual/cultural/societal/technological perspective. We're better off forming our own village

>>37195320
Im going to look for clussy

>>37195351
>about to consumate this marriage
>belly reads " UwU"
I'm sorry, I can't do this

>>37195323
It's only a crime if you get caught. Those dark elf police officers barely know their ass from their elbow, anyway. I'll be fine.