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Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:22:00 2009 No.3719398 [Reply] [Original]

Happy Friday the 13th, /jp/ !

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan !MOONmNft4g Fri Nov 13 07:23:00 2009 No.3719403 Can i summon the endless witch nao?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:26:00 2009 No.3719419 >>3719403 You had your chance on october 4-5, dude.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Fri Nov 13 07:30:00 2009 No.3719432 Oh shit, it is. Time to stick a machete through some random cunt's skull and pull her above the waterline just long enough for her tits to flash onscreen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:38:00 2009 No.3719458 File: 125 KB, 800x600, beato (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe a witch will visit you today anon. You should lock the doors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:45:00 2009 No.3719479 File: 224 KB, 500x600, fb682db1f02cd52316ad906086d2bd07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719458 That's why my district manager is coming in today.... sigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:47:00 2009 No.3719486 Fuck, I read that in her voice as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:47:00 2009 No.3719487 >>3719458 Wouldn't locking the doors make it easier for said witch to stage your death?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:49:00 2009 No.3719493 File: 6 KB, 50x50, 2mx04kh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719487 closed room! fantastic! I'll summon the stakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:50:00 2009 No.3719496 Who here honestly wouldn't mind getting laid by a witch? I bet they could cast magical sensations of pleasure on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:51:00 2009 No.3719498 >>3719458 If a witch comes I am going to pull her top down and take pictures of her boobs, then post it on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:52:00 2009 No.3719504 File: 128 KB, 571x554, 1224214168913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719496 or destroy, resurrect, destroy, resurrect, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:52:56 2009 No.3719503 Umineko sucks. It's more pretentious and unbearable than Death Note and all your other mainstream shit. Anybody who watches it should be dragged in front of their family and loved ones and forced to watch them be beaten until they are brain dead.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:53:00 2009 No.3719506

>>3719496

Why would they want such a pitiful existence such as yours in the first place? She could just summon an object that is perfect in size and shape that will fulfill their every desire instead of having your disgusting unwashed small penis along with your lack of experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:53:00 2009 No.3719507 File: 196 KB, 444x600, gumineko09nw1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719503 Novel idea, anon: skip the thread! Heaven forbid people like something you don't, I mean, why the fuck aren't we all clones of you? :P

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:54:00 2009 No.3719508 File: 194 KB, 650x650, Miku Witch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I scare you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:54:00 2009 No.3719509 File: 55 KB, 353x500, 510LBWDD2yL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719508 uuu miku, omochikaeriiiiiii

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:57:00 2009 No.3719516 >>3719508 Isn't she holding the thing that what's her name in Umineko had? That candy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 07:58:00 2009 No.3719519 >>3719516 the one the Rosa Oba-san stomped on, and Beatrice repaired? Episode 2, Happy Halloween for Maria!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:01:00 2009 No.3719528 File: 391 KB, 1400x970, wall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719519 Indeed it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:04:00 2009 No.3719540 File: 164 KB, 704x1188, 1224257021256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No fapping today. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:07:00 2009 No.3719555 I thought this day comes only once a year.

Nanaya !yrBrqfF1Ew Fri Nov 13 08:15:00 2009 No.3719589

Oh?

Friday the 13th was always my lucky day surprisingly. It's too bad I don't do anything that could bring the slightest bit of luck anymore. Though I did have good drops in Borderlands this morning...

Wait, isn't Friday the 13th only suppose to happen once a year? I could of sworn there was a Friday the 13th earlier this year....

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:15:00 2009 No.3719591 >>3719540 Poor Anonymous, I fapped 30 minutes ago. Felt good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:17:00 2009 No.3719597 >>3719589 >>3719555 March 13 this year was friday as well, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:18:00 2009 No.3719600 >>3719591 I can't. She's behind me...

>>	Lady Bernkastel !!FIKs9rk6k0M Fri Nov 13 08:19:00 2009 No.3719605 File: 84 KB, 566x800, 1258010253980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, as long as Friday the 13ths can exist in a year, there could be two of them through nothing short of a miracle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:20:00 2009 No.3719611 >>3719600 She wont laugh, Anonymous. I promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:22:00 2009 No.3719620 >>3719605 When the fuck did Bern get a tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:25:00 2009 No.3719631 >>3719620 ..what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:28:00 2009 No.3719638 File: 35 KB, 324x340, 1202150636207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719620

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:28:00 2009 No.3719640 File: 14 KB, 251x189, wtf man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never noticed this before. Now my love for he will never be the same.

>>	Lady Bernkastel !!FIKs9rk6k0M Fri Nov 13 08:30:00 2009 No.3719646 File: 10 KB, 300x300, 1257249800974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's wrong with a tail? it's prosthetic, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:31:00 2009 No.3719650 File: 214 KB, 800x800, 1253280864606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719646 So you're saying I can't do this to Bern? My life is over.

>>	Lady Bernkastel !!FIKs9rk6k0M Fri Nov 13 08:35:00 2009 No.3719666 File: 82 KB, 355x465, 1258010965131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719650 N-no! You can't do that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:36:00 2009 No.3719669 File: 103 KB, 480x558, 1254838319086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719666 Oh.. I see how it is. Then can I at least use your lap as a pillow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:37:00 2009 No.3719671 PROTIP : That's not a tail.

>>	Lady Bernkastel !!FIKs9rk6k0M Fri Nov 13 08:39:00 2009 No.3719676 File: 22 KB, 445x480, bernc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719669 Sure, no problem with that, I guess. Just don't move around too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:41:00 2009 No.3719679 File: 94 KB, 728x1035, 1249110038379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719676 My life has meaning again. ♥

>>	Lady Bernkastel !!FIKs9rk6k0M Fri Nov 13 08:44:00 2009 No.3719688 File: 58 KB, 400x400, YkxktzhkUqaifygae26d3XQoo1_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719679 You should realize there's so much more to life than just using someone's lap as a pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:45:00 2009 No.3719692 >>3719688 I still wish I could use someone's lap as a pillow. Then again, my own ones have been used that way, so I at least understand half of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 08:47:00 2009 No.3719700 File: 322 KB, 826x1011, 1249151157307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3719688 Perhaps so but using the lovely Bernkastel's lap as a pillow is all I'll ever need.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 09:53:00 2009 No.3719927 File: 59 KB, 500x500, 1256305535641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bern has left me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:12:00 2009 No.3719996 Yeah, I just noticed the other day that she has a tail. I feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:50:00 2009 No.3720099 It's friday. That's what matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:55:00 2009 No.3720109 >>3719671 Then what could it be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:22:00 2009 No.3720430 >>3719508 Witch idols aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:30:00 2009 No.3720463 File: 44 KB, 700x394, hunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO MORE BERN!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:55:00 2009 No.3720555 >>3720463 why

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:57:00 2009 No.3720562 File: 187 KB, 860x1200, Makrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3720555 Bern is full of fail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:01:00 2009 No.3720581 I want her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 14:04:00 2009 No.3720835 File: 930 KB, 1100x1060, 5801148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3720562 Fuck you, Bern is the best.

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